Please help me, /v/.
I lost will to play games. I have more free time right now than usual, want to play something, but at the same time I have to force myself into playing anything.
Instead I (shit)post on /v/, browse and argue on /g/ or fap (even up to 6 times per day).
And it is like that since week or two!
I dont know, how to fix myself - if you ever came with similar situation, please advise me on what to do.
Thanks for any help, reply or advice.
>>336122858
You just need a more interesting game. Or you need a long-legged gf to play vidya with.
>>336123225
>You just need a more interesting game.
Here is my backlog.
The last game I played on Steam was first Neptunia - grindy but funny. Next I tried Wargame: AirLand Battle, only to find out it was even bigger bullshit in SP than EE.
Grey Goo refuse to work and their tech suport gave me no new response since two weeks.
I tried playing Tomb Raider: Anniversary, Peru was fun, Greece was fun with fixed "fucks", Egypt was mostly loud "FUCK" in front of PC.
>Or you need a long-legged gf to play vidya with.
Im 26 and never was on date. I dont even know, where I could find a girl that would enjoy video games and tolerate animuu.
So that second option is impossible.
>>336122858
hot
>>336123225
This.
Every time this kind of problem is brought up on /v/, or pretty much anywhere ever, the easiest cure seems to be quite simple:
Play something OLDER.
Grab that old classic that always caught your eye, but you never bothered with. Maybe venture outside your comfort zone, and give some widely acclaimed / less known oldie a shot.
I still recall one of the first "tired gamer" threads on /v/ a few years ago, and that thread's OP found his salvation from the good ol' Silent Hill 1 on PS1.
Crap, wrong picture. This is the backlog.
Are you lonely?
>>336122858
>Instead I (shit)post on /v/, browse and argue on /g/ or fap (even up to 6 times per day).
Those are rookie numbers.
>>336122858
I don't know, just post more of this semen demon
>>336122858
>fap (even up to 6 times per day).
>>336123750
>>336122858
Got any more of her?
For mindless shit I use planetside 2 just get a support role and help a push or something, you can even chat to annoy others, not much of a shooter fan myself but I like that you just can fuck around there.
>>336123225
confirming a long legged gf to game with cured my tired-gamer syndrome
>>336123905
Very. But cant do anything about it. This is the self-propeling failture loop.
>>336123876
Come to think of it, there is that first Majesty CD laying around on my desk...
I wanted to play Mayday: Conflict Earth, which CD I found recently, but my Windows told me it cant run 16-bit games anymore.
>>336123765
The Houkago Play? Yes, the series is pretty hot.
Foot fetishes, pantyhose, cuddling and totally ADORABLE couple.
>>336124043
theres a whole manga about her senpai
>>336124179
Well it's also about some other nerd couples too. They do a tabletop RPG session all together once too.
>>336123750
Heard Tumblr was a great place to start, amigo.
Just make sure your definition of video games is Undertale and your definition of anime is Sword Art Online.
>>336124094
You lucky guy.
>>336124043
>>336123979
First I need to search those 15 10gb 4chan folders I have on my "storage" drive...
Remember, please keep this thread video games related.
>>336124163
Then go get dosbox then you should be able to run it.
>>336123876
I recently went through Earthbound for the first time and had a great time.
i got some amigos
>>336124309
I want to meet someone with good taste, anon. Undertale is pile of shit.
>>336124490
Every girl on the internet likes Undertale.
Sorry dude.
>>336124580
Sad to hear. So you say I will remain alone forever?
>>336124665
>read from left to right
Is this some kind of gook shit?
>>336124815
Oh god, my heart.
Downloaded the file from exhentai, maybe the guys making translation did this? Cant recall.
>>336124963
This was for >>336124846 of course.
>>336123750
Try playing less shitty games
>that chapter where she wore the cat-ears and glasses
Now, this is going to get interesting. I will try to upload at least one such story, before giving up.
>>336125063
Are those >>336123884 shitty in your opinion?
>>336125195
Thats on page 91, no chance I could upload whole book in single thread.
>>336123750
nigger go down to your nearest pub/club with your mates
get fuckin hammered
then go compliment the girl that you assume to have the lowest standards
then you can build up
>>336123225
>heroine hero
Neat
>Girls with ties
OH MY FUCK
SEND A FUCKING CRASH CART
>>336125493
I dont drink alcohol at all. And dont have "mates".
Sorry.
>>336122858
go lift.
>>336125493
Limeys are disgusting
>>336125493
What if you cant drink alcohol for shit?
>>336125773
please continue anon. This is great.
Since the thread is still alive, this chapter is especially "fun" too.
>>336125892
Yeah, actually I dont drink since I have allergic reaction to beer and single glass of wine makes me unable to stand on my own.
>>336125773
well your gamer blocks cos your fuckin depressed
go out with the guys from work and get shit faced
>>336125892
then that makes you a cheap shout
pissed after 3 beers you lucky bastard
>>336126000
I will try...
>>336126116
Actually, we had single time when we gone out with co-workers.
It wasnt too much exciting and like everybody had to go after hour. Some were surprised that I did not drink, too.
>>336125405
you mentioned you downloaded the files from exhentai, any chance you have a link in case the whole thing won't fit in thread?
>>336126264
Oh lawd I like where this is going
>>336126423They literally just start having sex on panel at some point. For quite a bit too.
I was honestly a bit shocked when I got to that part.
>>336126264
what kind of jack cunts do you work with??
gone after an hour
and its always dry and boring if you dont drink
not saying become an alcoholic, but it helps to get out there
>>336123750
Get factorio
If you like it, that shit is digital crack.
>>336126524Don't stop, pussy
>>336126423
Yeah, it will be pretty lewd at next pages, sorry for uploading chapter more concentrated on lewd than video games.
>>336126382
Just checked quickly and Im afraid the link is not here anymore. No idea why.
>>336126524
Actually, they keep their clothes on. But that only makes it even more adorable.
>>336126567
But like I mentioned, I cant drink ( >>336126027 ). And it was around 3pm, so they had things to do.
>>336122858
>I lost will to play games. I have more free time right now than usual, want to play something, but at the same time I have to force myself into playing anything.
>Instead I (shit)post on /v/, browse and argue on /g/ or fap (even up to 6 times per day).
You're bored because your brain is bored. Your brain needs stimulation and you're not getting it from fapping or gaems.
>And it is like that since week or two!
>I dont know, how to fix myself - if you ever came with similar situation, please advise me on what to do.
>Thanks for any help, reply or advice.
So I don't know if you're a NEET or not, but here's the thing: Any extended amount of time you have where your brain is bored, meaning when you don't have any CHALLENGES you can overcome, you will become depressed. This is because the human animal is designed to use its brain; you evolved to solve problems.
I'm curious what games you're playing. Please tell us. I'm willing to bet none of them are challenging to you. As far as fapping, you can continue to fap, actually, but make a fucking art out of it. I'm serious. Research the Dick, learn what all the parts are called, learn how to stimulate yourself in incredible ways. I knew a man who could orgasm without cumming due to some tantra yoga bullshit. Think of all the party tricks you can come up with for that significant other in your future.
TL;DR If you're bored, find something at the margin of your skill level.
Actually, I dont even know anymore, how much of degenerate I have to be to enjoy thinking about girl placing her legs on my head like that.
Maybe I will get better one day and abandon all this perverted ideas?
>>336126840
>tfw reading this whole thing
>tfw lost a relationship of 4 years because of my shitty decisions and laziness
>tfw I NEET'd so hard I lost QT gf
>tfw sorrow and sadness
But now I make a decent amount of money and can afford to pay for good food and hobbies, but it doesn't fill the void.
>>336127148
fuck that legs/feet are awesome
>t. long legged gf-haver
>>336127148
You just want someone to love you anon
It gets worse and worse over time. Make sure to stop it before femdom phase starts
>>336127310
>Make sure to stop it before femdom phase starts
What does not having a lover have to do with femdom?
>>336124963
>Heartful Punch!
Arcana Heart?
>>336127148
please is there more? my heart
Why is there so much whining about TFWNGF shit on the internet lately? Broken hearts are for assholes.
>>336127472
There's an entire manga series.
>>336127064
Im actually PHD student and I kinda have actual problem to overcome - old DOS-era software for measurements control that needs to get "solved" since nobody knows how it works anymore and general idea behind that kind of measurements (theory and such - last week, I was sitting on that until 10-11pm or something, since I dont want to operate on "black box" all the time). Thats what I basically do all the time at work right now. There is other project, but more "general".
>I'm curious what games you're playing
Described them here >>336123750 - in general, I try to switch genres in order to not become too overfeed with one. Yet, the most games I play are often TBS, RTS and sometimes RPGs (cant find anything similar to Temple of Elemental Evil or Ruins of Myth Drannor, however).
>>336127553
Memes
Also not vidya
>>336127553
The Adventures of Tall Girl and Short Boy have that effect on people.
>>336122858
Emulate old games that you used to play. It's fun to redo all the levels as an adult when you have Gamefaq and other shit on your belt. Preferably the one that you never finished when you're young.
Also, this artist knows how to do a tsundere right, the boyfriend calls her out when she's very obnoxious instead of letting her doing whatever she want, and the girl actually apologize instead of continue acting obnoxious like Haruhi, showing that she actually do care about her boyfriend's feelings that she listen to him when he got serious. Why can't we have more tsundere like this?
>>336127574
>>336127472
Yup, entire series. Search for "Houkago Play", but, like I said, that translated book I got from exhentai is not here anymore. Or hidden, I dont know.
>>336127553
There always was. I post since 2007, so I might not know enough, however.
Better than trap threads for sure.
>>336127310
Probably, yes. But I dont even know how and where to look.
Nobody would want perverted, lonely phd student, speccing inphysicswith zero social skills.
Have to do a eating break, sorry. Maybe thread wont die in next 15-20 minutes.
>>336127940
The great works appear rarely, anon. Lets just be glad we have this one.
>>336122858
I quit my job about a month ago giving me a lot of free time sort of like yourself.
In addition to working with ex-coworkers on their personal projects, I've got some programming projects myself to work on while no playing vidya.
I'm assuming since you go to /g/ you can figure out something like that for yourself. But if you're one of those kind that just hangs out in /csg/ or the battlestation threads, head over to /dpt/ or /wdg/ and try to pickup a programming language or maybe the gnu/linux general and play around with another operating system, maybe set up a server of some kind
>>336127656
You're playing shitty games. Find something DIFFICULT.
And get to work on your project, faggot.
>>336126579
Any torrents for that? Poorfag here don't want to risk my money
>>336122858
>Try to play game
>It isn't fun
>Life is completely awful and I can't even enjoy my only hobby anymore.
>>336122858
sorry can't help you but I sympathize
the only game I've played lately that I've been excited to get back into the next day has been the Resident Evil remake, great game
>>336122858
Easy just fap less and cut your shitposting output by half. With the rest of the time you have play vidya.
The older you get, the more "novelty" in a game is going to wear off. It's inevitable. Don't look for novelty. Look for gameplay. Graphics and story are a side dish. That's not what games do well. Games have rules. If the rules are unclear, the game will suffer for it.
Go outside nerd your body won't let you enjoy games if you never leave your room
>>336122858
Your way of typing is kinda cute. Where are you from, anon?
Also, I recommend to work with lists. There are services like myvideogamelist or grouvee that allow you to have a kind of diary of what you played and rank your games (10/10, 9/10...) and so on. Its nit everyones thing, but it makes me enjoy videogames much more.
>>336128562
This is also a good idea. Go spend time in nature. Doesn't need to be all day. Just get 15 minutes of sunlight.
>>336128562
I always find that when I do go outside I don't feel like playing vidya when I get back
>>336122858
Get a life, get a job, get a gf, find other hobbies. Why do you rely on video games?
>>336122858
Sounds like you are depressed and burnt out on games as a coping mechanism. I would take a break and start working on yourself.
Stop fapping daily, move to once a week. You will feel happier, less drained, more confident.
Start exercising also, I recommend lap swimming as it's easy on your body but is great cardio and helps build muscle and stamina. Try to get on a regular schedule, like Monday Wednesday Friday, with the weekend as a break.
>>336126579
>can't ever make a decent factory and always get stomped by the bugs
>always end up coming back
So this is what being in a abusive relationship is like
>>336128965
>Stop fapping daily, move to once a week. You will feel happier, less drained, more confident.
How do I do this shit
Fapping makes me forget i need a woman in my life
>>336129201
I have a gf and get laid regularly, and I still fap nearly every day.
>>336129201
Just be yourself, bro
Back. Time for MMO-related chapter.
>>336128145
Wargame is stupidly difficult due to cheating AI and gave me only frustration.
Also, cant work all the time, I need a break to ease my mind.
>>336128562
I have to make around 3km total on foot every day I go to work, when I get home, I just want to stay.
>>336128731Polando.
Also, is it not like Steam works that way already?
>>336128875
Because thats the only thing I can think of, that would let me relax after work.
Only that Im slowly approach situation (which I had already few times, kinda), when the only thing I was really wanting to do was sleeping. Not even eating, I could wake up, feeling really hungry and then turn around to try to continue sleeping.
>>336126840
you cant drink beer
so what?
drink vodka
dilute it if you want
ahh fuck it
im sure you got this under control
>>336129201
Just try it and you'll understand. You're body drains your dopamine everytime you fap. If you have higher baseline dopamine levels you'll be happier. This will give you more confidence to talk to women, and maybe you'll find one to be in your life regularly.
Get another hobby, faggot.
Videogames are for real men, not pussies who will force themselves to play something they dont want to.
>>336129464
Sounds like depression, amigo. Not all depression is 'I want to kill myself' depression. I feel your pain. Consider trying different hobbies, don't abandon the vidya, just put it on the back burner.Also continue because damn son muh dick
>This entire thread
Not vidya, delete this shit please
>>336129607
Like what?
>>336129504
Interesting. I was limiting myself before to fap no more than once per day. I remember I felt better that time.
Actually, I often dont fap at all, once I grab some good game (like I had last time with Dragons Dogma or Endless Legend). So, this is strictly related?
>>336129813
>endless legend
fcuk yeah
>>336129750
Whole thread is about video-games related fun, wering off effect and such.
Cute comic is only a bonus.
>>336129704
Yeah, but what hobbies? I could never get into drawing when I was younger, despite trying (my mother used to correct my drawings herself, so at first I stopped showing here, then stopped drawing at all).
>>336129391
>mfw I am 28 in the prime of my power and good looking
>mfw I have a friend who is skinny ugly and I keep telling him "Just be yourself bro"
>TFW he probably hates me for it.
>>336129813
>Bitch keeps kicking and stepping on the guy over mundane shit
So fucking sick of this fuckery. Ruined the whole thing.
Why is nipland's sense of humor so fucking bad? le so randumb domestic violence is retarded.
>>336129998
In my case I got into shooting sports, motorcycles, gardening, and loose leaf teas but your mileage may vary. Kind of an eclectic choice, but its relaxing to have fallback hobbies when one gets stale after a while.
>>336130057
She is clearly into femdom. But likes to get dominated too, based on one of previous strips.
I guess they are both a little into a little of masochism.
>>336124329
>>336122858
Still no anime of this? I need it, for reasons.
>>336129813
It might be if you're taking breaks because you're into a game and just want to play those.
Just make sure you don't go too long without fapping. It works the other way too, if you go too long with out fapping(like a month) your baseline testosterone levels will start to decline.
Once a week is ideal.
>>336124580
I don't like undertale, it's a hypocritical piece of shit
>>336130037
hi there grandpa
>>336129813
I dont know, people dont know, even you dont know, thats why you must look for stuff to do until you find something you like.
If you dont have the answer to your own tastes, what makes you think other people do?
>>336130187
Still notning. Weird, huh? It sounds like nice basis for animuu.
>>336129998
do shit you want to do
its that simple
>playing kids keyboard, hey this is fun, now own 2 pianos and a keyboard
>burning shit in backyard, chuck metal in, it melts, this is fun, now do metal casting
>bored at home, lets climb a mountain, 12 hours later after almost killing myself multiple times, that was fun, lets not do that too often
just do shit you like
then progress
>>336130387
No idea, I got used to think that everyone else knows better.
I have low thinking of myself.
Especially since I ofen hear how bad I went for picking studies, how it wont give me a job and how I should rather stop all education, get lowest job anywhere and slowly climb. Or something.
But I like teaching and thats a part of what I have to do as phd student.
To be honest, I didnt expect this thread to last that long. Or be so active.
>Tfw no qt gamer friend to have slice of life 4koma with
>Read volume 2&3
>mfw
>>336131169
I'm up at 2 in the morning reading this damn manga.
I'm like halfway through chapter 2, when the hell do they hurry up and start going out?
>>336130287
Just be yourself anon, the girls will come to you
Trust me :3
Last page of another chapter and just in case if I couldnt continue:
Thank you all for replies or advices. It makes me feel a bit better. In my state, this is way more than enough, every single word counts.
Thank you again.
>>336131595
Yeah, be pervert and they will all pile on, eh?
>>336131169
Never saw vol 2 and 3, whats with them?
>>336122858
fap less, you'll have more energy.
>>336132228
So less motivational and more of a game recommendation: Go play the shit out of Ys. Hard of Nightmare difficulty preferrably. That seems to be different enough from your usual genres to catch you. I can say I have played through it about 4 or 5 times and still want to do it some more.
>>336122858
>even up to 6 times per day
How? I can barely bring myself to do it once a day.
>>336132228
2 and 3 have different characters.
>>336130234
who's the short-haired waifu?
>>336132580
>bring
Why would you have to BRING yourself to do it, Anon?
Okay, lets try uploading another adorable chapter, before thread dies.
>>336132580
More than that - I started to use my imagination only, since I dont use torrents at all and are afraid to visit dedicated sites like xvideos.
Weird.
>>336132572
Ys is better with keyboard or pad? I have that xbox pad, but dont really use it.
>>336132720
Oh, like separate canons or something?
>>336132821
I prefer keyboard even if I've used both, but from what I recall, it only has 8-directional movement, so that's kind of a bother with a gamepad, unless you plan on using the dpad, which would be awful with an Xbox controller.
>>336132971
No, it's all part of the same continuity - they just aren't as cute as the original couple. Volume 3 gets a little fucked up by the end.
>>336132971
Nah, those volumes just focus on different couples.
>>336132971
No. They just follow different couples. One is about models and the other is about manga if I remember right. There's some crossovers with the different couples sometimes, and one volume is about them all coming together to play tabletop games.
>>336133145
>>336133158
>>336133126
Oh. And how is called this one with tabletop? I might want to seek it outside exhentai.
>>336133025
Ah, okay. Thanks.
>>336133327
DO THEY FUCK GODDAMN
>>336133327
Houkago Play R. There's at least one more volume, but it's not translated.
>>336133469Yes
>>336133513
https://mega.nz/#F!OUMWna5Y!Q5OWXlXEqdB_TZp2P5GQgQ!vF8EFaqD
Here's a link with volumes 2-4 (fourth being Houkago Play R)
>>336133469With clothes on, Im afraid of uploading it here. This is safework board after all.
>>336133629
Thanks mate.
>>336133483
I think there's two more so far. Dunno if it's over or what.
>>336133327
Wow this manga hits straight in the feels, it sucks being lonely.
>This was published in a Playstation magazine
>>336133897
Would be a shame, but as I already saw with MASH TV series - it is better to end something than prolong it, once you get out of ideas.
OP, how long have you been in your work situation?
How long have you been living in the same place?
Also you mention Temple of Elemental Evil, have you played Baldur's Gate 1/2 or Icewind Dale 1/2? Both are very deep wrpgs. You can also try Neverwinter Nights 2 if you like DnD style games, the mask of the betrayer expansion is one of the best stories period. You can also try Kotor 1/2 as they follow similar rule set of Neverwinter Nights 2.
What are you favorite games ever?
>>336132784
Because I have such little motivation to do it, but I want to get it out of the way.
>>336134161
>OP, how long have you been in your work situation?
>How long have you been living in the same place?
I study constantly at my uni since last 7 years or something. Same faculty to be more precise.
And I live at same place, unable to afford living alone - scholarship is not enough and with that kind of studies, I cant work anywhere else at the same time.
Played Icewind Dale series, liked it more than BG. Also, liked Storm of Zehir more than Mask.
>What are you favorite games ever?
Morrowind, Age of Empires 2, Fallout 1&2, first Neverwinter Nights (with all expansions), HoMM 2 &3, ToEE, Endless Space/Legend, Age of Wonders 3.
>>336134884
Oh and Civilization IV.
Playing Fall from Heaven 2 or Caveman2Cosmos mods from time to time.
>>336134332
But you don't HAVE to do it, man. Doing it everyday without actually needing to is just probably taxing and not helping you at all
>>336134139
Seems like there's not much chance of it getting translated anyways, which is also a shame.
>>336133897
There's also a spin-off about Short Boy's slutty older sister.
Okay, here is a little peak of thatsexscene. Leaving much to imagination, but only makes it good.
>>336135554
Especially since the whole joke is inside dialogues.
>>336134884
It seems like your life has become too automated so to speak, when do you finish school? People with PHD usually do hit a burnout point at one point of their studies. Whats your PHD in?
>>336135053
I usually go a couple days without doing it, but even then it's more to just get it out of the way than for genuine desire/pleasure. I've made doing it more strenuous so that at least I'm getting a bit of exercise while doing it.
>>336128965
>Stop fapping daily, move to once a week. You will feel happier, less drained, more confident.
>Skip fapping for one day
>Have to fap three times the next day or my dick won't calm down at all
>>336136014
I guess that would be after two years more. Three, if there would be more delays.
My PHD studies are about physics, solid state ionics to be more precise. I was always more drawn to measurement methods, to be honest, than actual materials. This might be true, when I realized how much pleasing it was for me to design measurement station.
>>336136181
You're not gonna suddenly jerk off less after skipping a day, you need to keep at it.
If you're using porn that also really undermines your progress as well, the more porn you see the more your head is filled with lewd thoughts that cause you to jerk off more. Cut it out or at the very least look at it way less if you're doing that.
Actually, should I continue uploading?
I dont know if anyone else is interested.
>>336136619
Negro, there's like 40 people reading here.
>>336136619
hell yes keep uploading i love houkago play
>>336136721
>>336136706
You dont mind that Im jumping across chapters?
>>336136619
Yes please
>>336136420
I haven't gone more than a week without fapping since 2008. I can't be getting random boners all day at work, and when I go more than two days without fapping I start getting wet dreams instead, which are a bitch to clean up.
I enjoy fapping anyway, if anything I wish my dick could handle being able to fap even more.
>>336136778
doesnt matter, i never read the whole thing through anyways
i need to do that someday
>>336136619
Yes please.
How else do I indulge my fantasies of a leggy girl accepting of my NEEtness.
>>336122858
Don't force yourself to play. Don't come here too much: 4chan is very addicting and can suck your free time. Finally, don't jerk off so much: spend a week or so without fapping. I don't know if this will help you but your next onanism session will be godly.
That's all: happy gaming
>no scenes where she shrinks him down and puts him in her leggings or panties
https://my.mixtape.moe/ueahgd.rar
Houkago Play Drama CD.
>>336136856
>I haven't gone more than a week without fapping since 2008.
You don't need to go full no fap or anything retarded like that, masturbation is great for you both physically and mentally. Most people do it a few times a week, it's just there is some evidence to doing it multiple times a day not being ideal.
Ultimately as long as it doesn't fuck with you as a person (you go home and fap rather than being with friends) it's alright I'd say, whatever works for you.
>>336135886
post the rest pls, if it's all like that it should be fine on a blue board
>>336136885
Actually, from what I read, if you would start asking girls for sex on beach or something like that, before the 10th try, one always would agree.
I dont really believe that book too much, but again, author claimed he didnt either, until he tried.
>>336136917
Come to think of it, backlog actually works that way - games bought in bundles, waiting and kinda demanding to be played. Some people dont want to run into situation, when they dont have anything to play, but having too much to play can be even worse.
>>336136408
I think the best thing you need is a "new you" approach to the situation, when you finish you should send applications to places across the globe, you can even score a great job in America and immigrate over if you wanted to with your PHD. You need to change up your life or the monotony will emotionally kill you.
Join a workout group, join a sports club at your campus, fuck even join an anime club, pick up learning an instrument, your bubble of people you interact with seem to drain you more, everyone need stimulating social interaction in their life or they go insane. Talking on /v/ isn't stimulating social interaction.
Also like other anons said, stop fapping every day, once you get past the first few days the urge dies down, you body is used to shooting a load 1-6 times a day, that means your hormone are gonna be on fucking fire, during that time you should do some serious exercises to kill that urge you WILL have, once you have gone a while without fapping your hormone balance will be much better and you can do it every other day without issue. Once that issue is done you will notice a huge change in your mood I 100% guarantee it.
>>336137289
jesus why are these 2 so fucking cute
>>336137445
>nofap meme
enjoy your prostate cancer I guess
>>336126579
This game is fucking terrible for you. I only played it for 2 or 3 days and I was staying up all night and practically starving myself.
I had to stop when I realized it was going to kill me, haven't picked it up again since out of fear..
>>336137445
> fuck even join an anime club
I wish there would be one. My facutly only have one "club", a strictly formal science-orientated one.
>when you finish you should send applications to places across the globe
Actually, there is a chance that other universities might be interested in having someone at "post-doc", so you suggest it might be better than just clinging to the same place? I was always slow to adjust to new situation.
Overall, thank you for detailed advice.
>>336137658
I'm not saying don't fap anymore, I'm saying don't fap more than 2 times a day every day, even once a day is fine, he just need to stop so his hormones can rebalance.
>>336136619
>>336136778
>>336137289
>>336137750
OP I am more than very interested, but I can't find this on sadpanda. Can you post some covers or better yet a download link please? Don't leave a fellow degenerate hanging bro.
I've been so fucking bored with video games lately, despite them being my only real hobby.
Wish I'd nurtured something more rewarding as a child/teen, like a sport or something.
Trying to play the RE games in the origins collection my PS4, and I've never been so fucking bored in my life. REmake in particular is so dull I forget I'm playing it while I'm playing it.
>>336137906
>you'll never find a cute nerdy gf who can recognize anime OPs and not be a complete landwhale
>>336138031
Yeah, I couldnt find it now too. But I know I donwloaded it from here. Maybe author got mad for uploading, like many do.
Cover is here, I dont know, how it would help you.
>>336136856
Very typically for me if I have to go an extended period of time without fapping for whatever reason, the first day is the worst, the next not so bad, and by the end of lets say a week I usually have to coax it to come back to life.
In short, fapping is an addiction.And I love it.
>>336138031
It's not on sadpanda because it's not hentai.
>>336137093
>Ultimately as long as it doesn't fuck with you as a person (you go home and fap rather than being with friends) it's alright I'd say, whatever works for you.
Joke's on you, I don't have any friends in the first place.
>>336138162
i guess it´d be ok if she doesnt cosplay in public because that´s embarrassing
>>336138162
honestly I never understood your kids obsession about finding a girl who likes anime or videogames.
I am 29 and married to a Japanese girl who has 0 interest on anime or games and we still have a blast traveling on holydays and doing things outside.
Would you honestly be happy with a girl who sits at home and plays videogames with you while your parents pay for her and yours life?
welcome to adulthood
>>336138162
>get a gamer bf
>he has lost his will to keep up with anime and just hears whats popular from friends, and might watch one or two
1 for 2, not bad, but he loves me so i forgive it...
>>336138186
Wait so these are the official manga and not some doujin! So that's why. It can be found on bakabt. Wish I could find raws.
>>336137750
No problem bro, we are all here for each other.
I adjust slowly too, but it's needed to keep life exciting, the only time you want to stay in the same place is when you lay down roots when you're a family man, but that's another 5+ years down the road, go out and explore the world.
Think of it this way, if you stay where you are you're just another bloke that looks and talks like everyone else, but if you go to another country you become unique. I'm an American and there's nothing more that American girls love more than a foreigner, especially if you have an accent. The best part about being new to town is that no-one knows who you are so they have no expectations of you and you can talk about stuff that interests you in your introduction, this is why meeting new people is much easier to make friends and shit.
There are seasons in life, and you're on the precipice of your next season, it's up to you and you alone to make the best of it. Check out adult sport leagues or some shit, no-one is good at the sport (unless their a tryhard cunt) but it's fun social stuff, which is the point of it.
Also when you finish school and start working you won't be satisfied by constant vidya and anime in your sudden explosion of free time, so this is a problem we will all face in adult-hood.
>>336138162
Never ever
>>336138817
swear I had that image attached
>>336138480
It is about finding prson, who shares your interest.
Let me get opposite - would a silent, introvert person be happy with a girl that likes parties, handing out with a lot of friends and loud techno music?
I once went to anime-related convention ("Ecchicon", please dont laugh) and I was surprised how easy it was to talk with people here. In general, people felt more relaxed than usual, knowing that the guys and girls around share their interests.
And as married man, you sure understand how important it is to feel good with your other half. After all, you intend to share life together.
>>336138670
Fuck where do you find raws these days.
>>336138787
Thanks, mate. Never enough of supporting words.
>>336138670
Share the link, once you get it, please. For future use.
>>336138357
I actually find idea of cosplaying gf adorable.
>>336138301
Sadpanda have their own "non-hentai" category.
>>336138102
I've wanted to learn the piano for a while now (if only to take a break from video games) but I'm too fucking broke.
>>336139274
add me on steam if you want to talk more, same to all you bros watching that want to just talk and stuff.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/kangaroofist/
Okay, another jump, another more fetish orientated chapter.
>>336139332
Oh, look, thats 3DS!
The fact that I'll never have a girlfriend like this fills me with an incredible sadness.
>>336139274
As you wish OP. you should grab the cover without that PlayStation Magazine belt on it too.
>You will never have children with your snake waifu
>>336139726
true suffering
>>336139629
As you wish.
>>336139468
Thanks for invitation, I dont know if Im going to use Steam soon too much, but thanks anyway.
>>336139332
any gaybros wish they were the girl? How do you guys shave?
It's so hard and I get razor bumps ;_;
>you will never marry a christmas cake
>>336139983
Why Nintendo got rid of Nikki?
So... pleb who can't read filenames here. Is this a manga, webcomic? what?
>>336140076
Houkago Play
>tfw no elf GF
>>336140049
Because Nintendo is full of horrible people
>>336139913
just wax that shit, after a few visits it will grow extremely slow. You can also wax your asshole for you husbando to enjoy :3.
TFW hoes hit on me but I have my rugged handsome husbando.
>>336139983
at least the one i dated for a few months, christmas cake is overrated (me 23, her 35)
>she was constantly out of energy, had grown into a complacent cyclic life
>every day just went home to her (family's) house (never moved out) to watch her soccer games (everything in her life was less important than her sports)
>was very removed from what was trending and popular
>Never talked about new stuff, always reminisced about the past
>Was kinda poor in bed, 'older = experienced' is a meme
>if i ever wanted to pass my seed down, probably never wouldn't've happened and would've had to adopt
unless youve got an exception, its a very romanticized fetish
>tfw you'll never date yourself
>>336140304
Oh yes, the region lock, the games prices (150-200 PLN for each in my case, when typical new PC release is 80-120) and overall problems.
I was a fool to buy N3DS. It only had one game and since then just lie in case.
>>336139726
>rattle in front of egg
Am I suppose to infer that they actually shake the rattle at the egg?
>>336140315
thats a good idea. i dunno why ive always been scared, it sounds worse than it probably is. i hope its not too expensive
>>336140474
what is this from anon
image search just gives me a load of chink speak
>>336140527
Why not? If the snake lady has human level intelligence, what's wrong with treating the child like a normal human child?
>>336123876
>Play something OLDER.
I don't even think it's the older that matters as much as the style.
I played NSMB2 and 3D land recently. Really basic, simple platformers. Total meat and potatoes. I had a complete blast. Hadn't enjoyed a game that much in years.
I think a lot of modern "games" are actually just boring. Low energy, low engagement, low reward. Keeping it simple and fun is becoming a lost art.
>>336140474
I guess there was a story like that by Dowman Sayman. The guy is genius.
As for finding a girl that shares our interests, OP, I'll let you in on how I've dealt with it.
With vidya, I no longer hope for nor expect a good game to ever come out. That way if a game that's even slightly good comes out, I might be able to enjoy it for a bit.
It's similar with women; I've no hope nor expectations to meet a cutie that shares my tastes or mentality. I was sad about it, but I compensated with my degeneracy, my love for 2D, my strong imagination to the point of delusion, my highly developed masturbation skills and an array of sex toys.
If by some miracle I, a loner and shut-in, manage to find a girl that's similar to me, so that we can just be comfortable around each other and share our warmth, well... It doesn't hurt to think about it any more, because it would be a miracle. I really don't think there is such a person anymore anyway.
>>336139584
Yes, this one is godlike.
>tfw no tomboy gf
>>336140747
Whats that?
>>336139886
Sorry, I completely forgot to post the link didn't I.
https://bakabt.me/torrent/152125/houkago-play
>>336140547
The first time will suck, it will hurt (not a lot but still hurt) you have to scrub your legs with a brush/loufah twice a day or it will break out badly, but once you keep doing it it will be much easier.
It's pretty easy to do, you can shop around for places that do it, although you shouldn't do the bottom prices because you want a good job.
>>336140770
And how you met her, actually?
>>336140770
Where did you find her?
>>336140747
Thanks for reminding me to download the latest BHA.
Any more of the comic though?
>tfw no vampire daugheru
>>336140947
There's one more I found, but they're fucking and it's not appropriate for here. Cute though.
>>336140747
That is adorable.
Okay, that infamous chapter I mentioned earlier. Two last in book, actually.
Lets try to upload.
>tfw you'll never find those pots and pans
>tfw no Alchemist GF
>>336140935
>>336140945
I guess you're misunderstanding: I never met anyone, I'm a kissless virgin foreveralone wizard.
>>336141142
>that perfect squat
>>336140902
I guess a little pain is worth feeling cute and pleasing him. The day I completely shaved my legs and body, my self confidence really soared. It wasn't until a few days later when my legs looked like they had chicken pox and i my jeans felt like death
>>336123876
>>336122858
Pretty much. Someone just recommended the star seige series to me not long ago. It was one of those games I wanted to try, but skipped over for some reason. Good luck, OP. Hope you find the one.
>>336141354
Oh, sorry. I missed the "if" part.
I still keep dreaming. It makes me feel better.
>>336141387
Leave it to 4chan
>>336141026
link it bro.
>>336141387
STRONG LUMBAR
GOOD FORM
WEIGHT ON THE HEELS
he earned that milf
>tfw no Caster GF
>>336141394
then you didn't scrub enough.
>>336141471
Yeah, I fantasize about it, but it's just like good vidya: I don't believe it exists.
>>336141614
>milf
HA!
>>336141621
>dat fortune charms
She got quite nice figurine making skills too. Crafting skills high rank, eh?
>>336141894
Too bad it looks whole different in real life.
>>336142005
are you in the habit of dressing up in cats suits anon
Whats the image limit anyway?
Currently we are 258 posts, 125 images.
>tfw no robot gf
>>336142084
I believe it's 250 image limit
>>336142037
No, but with such big suits, I guess it fits furies communities, if we talk about IRL scenario.
As drawing, it change into both funny and cute material.
>>336142234
Ah, cool, I will be able to upload those two chapters then.
>>336142240
You're putting way too much though into this
Blog thread?
Haven't had a gf in 4 years.
I kinda don't want one right now but at the same time I do just so I'm not lonely all the time. I can't find any that actually like vidya.
My ex said she did, but she never played any with me. I even got skyrim so we could take turns and she gave up after getting out of the tutorial.
I played her in Soul Calibur as well and Street Fighter and she almost broke my controller because I didn't go easy on her and threw a bitch fit.
She also was manipulative, didn't want me to study abroad but didn't worry about it till a month before I was leaving. Her excuse was "I didn't think your grades were going to be good enough."
Needless to say I haven't had sex either in 4 years.
>>336122858
Forget about games for a while, try something different. Gaming is a shit solo hobby; your brain gets bored since you aren't learning anything new.
My suggestion is to learn how to ride a motorcycle
>rad as fuck
>freedom to go wherever and opens up other opportunities
>you get to go fast
>can help keep you fit without it feeling like exercise
>can shitpost on /o/ about other people's bikes
nothing goes better with video games than girl feet
Things are about to get really hot now.
>>336142379
Too bad that here gettting license is extremely hard, since training/exam centers are focused on having as high failture rate as possible (to get more money for exams).
alright, I'm gone. No more stupid love shit.
>>336140049
Nikki was too thikki for them
>>336122858
start up a pet project that will take up most of your time. study and master a skill of some time. something to commit most of your day to. When your free time is more scarce, you will possess better clarity as to how you'd most like to spend it
>>336142354
Damn, it seems like she was doing more harm than good anon
I didn't have a gf, but there was a girl that i was really close for 4 years. We did plenty of stuff together, she wanted to play games with me and so on. I think one day i got on her bad side and she was on period or something, she threw a big tantrum and we never talked again. Maybe she was looking for excuses, cause she found a boyfriend for the first time in those 4 years after we stopped talking
>>336141894
>The mom was on top
This one is spoilered. Page 127
>>336142690
We are almost done.
>>336142379
Always wanted to ride a bike, but so worried about getting in a wreck. Not so much on my part, but so many fucking idiots driving around where I am.
>>336142354
28 here. Never had sex. Haven't had a gf in 10 years. Gotten over the loneliness. At this point I'm just shooting for wizard status.
>>336142840
Honestly GTN's comics are all kinds of hilarious like that.
Especially when the dragon gets involved.
>>336142849
>At this point I'm just shooting for wizard status.
Good man
>>336142996
>they don't even have sex, just make out in the doorway
FUCKING LAME
And thats all.
I mean, there are other chapters, but since I now uploaded the last two and other anon provided the link, I guess we will end it here.
Thanks for everyone, who contributed.
>>336142671
>her legs in those last panels
hnnnggg
>>336143095
Actually they did, in >>336142845
But this is not hentai comic, it is about cute gamer couple, so the rest is left for your imagination. It makes it even better, dont you think?
>>336143145
This was a nice ride anon. Thanks
>>336142671
Just do it. It's extremely rewarding.
>>336142849
It's no more dangerous than a car, in fact you're probably safer since you'll be in safety gear and not strapped down to a large exploding cage.
>>336143145
thank you anon
>>336143060
/tg/ here, that reminds me of a fun tale that I will tell for you.
>>336141586
>staying over tonight
oh dag
>>336142849
I got baited into the normie phase in highschool, honestly wish I kept my virginity desu.
>>336142825
Yeah she was in the end. The first couple months we dated it wasn't that bad. She wanted to go to the same uni as me, I told he she shouldn't do that and it'd be a bad choice. Told her to go where she wanted since she was transferring out of a community college with perfect grades, etc. Instead she wanted to attend the same one and even try living in the same dorm after 3/4 months of dating. That's when it went to hell.
I remember she got mad at me once because she had to attend a school play for one of her classes and got mad because I didn't wanna go because we spent every day together.
I find it harder and harder to find someone I like and someone who can actually tolerate me.
>>336139983
Please do not post those old photos! We must get them out of circulation.
This book was scanned and translated (scanlated!) quite some time ago.
>>336141807
>family man darx
holy shit i need to finish those games someday
>>336142845
>>336142996
huh, this is one of the few times that I can think of where when the two main characters fuck, it doesn't feel anticlimactic
well done
>>336122858
>fap (even up to 6 times per day).
Please. Lil casual nigga. 6 times is a slow day.
>>336122858
>played Zombi for twenty minutes. Bored.
>Persona 4, three hours. Bored.
>DS3 seven hours. Bored.
>new Hitman, first mission cleared. Bored.
I played the original Metal Gear to completion, recently. It was great. Someonemementioned Silent Hill earlier, that's pretty great too.
>>336143609
Every girl can undress herself and stay naked.
Those with class and skill, can only take off their gloves and the blood of all men in room start to boil.
Thats what my dad once told me.
>>336143145
Thanks for the feels anon.
>>336143801
ahmed pls
just b urself :^)
>>336143095
>Implying
>>336143384
kekd
>>336143145
>tfw you'll never get her mousepad
>>336143801
so, according to your dad, classy girls are into Femdom?
>>336122858
>>336123750
>plays shitty no-skill-required non-competitive single player just for instant satisfaction
>surprised he can't enjoyed videogames
How can you be 26 and still be playing single player shit? No shit you can't enjoy them, they're garbage for kids/teenagers.
The only videogames worth playing are competitive-oriented multiplayer games. Games where a win means besting another human being, not a brainless CPU that can't do shit.
>>336143943
> not the ayyy lmao edit
>>336144036
Goddamn that's a nice idea, I'd tickle that for days.
>>336144196
It's real.
>>336123876
It isn't so much that the games are old than it is that they're well made and were made by developers who obviously gave a fuck, something that's becoming more and more uncommon as they get made by dev teams with multiple hundreds of people and the game is this soulless corporate trite.
You could play some well made indie games and get the same result as a classic 90s game.
this is like autism: the mango
>>336144045
N-no, you got it a bit wrong.
>>336144036
>>336143951
Couldnt help myself but to post the afterword page, seeking this one.
>>336144349
hnnnnnngh
>>336144642
>She puts the heels on beause she knows he likes them
Muh dick
>>336122858
If you don't feel like playing videogames, don't play videogames dumbass.
Go read a book, watch an anime or a movie.
Or maybe even do something productive, i wouldn't recommend it but some people are into that, i wouldn't judge.
>>336143951
I love softcore. Where do I find more softies!
>>336144059
competitive games are way emptier than a good singleplayer game
you just do the same shit over and over again in the same old tired arenas
>>336122858
Congratulations, OP, you're suffering from depression.
The source of your depression isn't actually your lack of drive to play videogames, videogames just don't give you the escapism your mind craves, and it's part of your problem now.
What you need is a psychologist or a psychiatrist.
Alternatively re-evaluate your whole life as a whole and try to determine what is causing you to be less motivated in general.
Or, you could just kill yourself.
>>336145230
No opponent is the same, no battle is the same.
The best of the best competitive games, like fighting games, take players skill to the fucking extreme like no other games can.
You only seem to care for "content" instead of gameplay or skill. Stick to easy interactive guided experiences AKA single player games.
>>336140747
>>336141026
Sauce my niggas
>>336145507
>No opponent is the same, no battle is the same.
yeah yeah heraclitus and all that
still doesn't mean that it's not repetitive in the end
keep in mind that I mostly play competitive online games
>>336145627
>online
Doesn't count. Online games are shit. Only worthwhile experiences are in person, face to face.
>>336145627
the problem with the online games nowadays is that communities are horrible
>>336145507
>You only seem to care for "content"
Not him but yes, while I appreciate a game that can put me in the zone, I definitely prefer to be in the zone in a game with a world of its own, rather than a stage to perform on.
I recently reinstalled Freelancer, couldn't stop playing it.
>>336144349
Fucking hell I wish I had one.
>>336145989
Fair enough.
Different strokes for different folks.
>>336144045
His dad was a wise man
>>336146092
Not that I haven't gotten into fighting games or other competitive genres before, but back then I had friends to play with.
>>336146162
>women who like femdom
>existing
>>336145192
>>336145296
>NTR end
NANI????
>>336146473It's his sister fucking with them
>>336146578
>strip naked
>hide in your brother's bed
>pretend that he just fucked you silly
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO, I SWEAR HAHA
HAHA YEAH, THIS IS ME JUST JOKING HAHA
>that chapter where she shits the bed
>>336146709
Kek
>>336125493
>pub
>club
>mates
NORMIE OUT OUT OUT OUT OUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!
>>336146817
but that was frank
>>336146709
hhhhhhohoho
Oh hey OP, have you tried Warframe? It scratched my itch a while back, it might do for you too.
>>336128965
>Stop fapping daily, move to once a week.
Fast track to balls cancer: the post.
>>336125493
>pub/club with your mates
GET OUT
GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>336146889
>>336147351
this joke stopped being funny a long time ago
>>336138617
Tits or gtfo.
Or trap pics in stockings or gtfo.
>>336147397
its worse when cunts actually do it in real life
>>336147397
It's not even a joke. Do you honestly expect most of us are socially developed enough to have both the means to go to a bar/club and a good group of friends to go out with? Shit's not common here, unless everyone's been replaced with normalfags.
>>336147629
>It's not even a joke.
its been made into one
>>336147397
>joke
Ahah, yeah, hahahah, it's just a joke hahah.
Real wizard hours, who up smash dat lyk buton
>>336147104
creepy
>>336140438
you know a christmas cake refers to someone around age 25, right?
of course you shouldn't date a woman who is 12 years older than you, what the hell dude
>>336148098
upboated unironically
>>336141650
is this official art?
the manga itself makes it pretty clear that the artist is a footfag but this is pretty blatant.
not that i mind, being a degenerate myself.
>>336146889
Fuck off retarded crossboarder newfag
>>336148262
No, that's Blue Mage.
>>336143491
>I had a friend with a slutty succubus for a girlfriend.
>She invites him to stay overnight when her parents are gone.
>Hear they're having arguments over him not being invested enough at her, she insists on tagging along everywhere he went.
>He breaks up with her, because I don't know.
>She tries her magic on me, because apparently she has this thing for pathetic nearsighted nerds with long brown hairs and iron maiden shirts.
>Her her complaining to me about "How you don't go overnight to your girlfriend's house to sleep"
>Start laughing at her uncontrollably.
>She gets really upset, hits me and goes away to prey on another friend of ours.
>They start dating and she ruins his life for what, few months of sex.
>Now he's broken, doesn't enjoy videogames because he tasted the life of a normie and couldn't go back to independent selfish person, instead he selfishly tries to get girls to like her.
Meanwhile both me and my friend who resisted the clingy slut enjoyed videogames for years, and now he found his perfect pure girlfriend who is more interested in miniatures and videogames and isn't completely cringeworthy to be around.
And I was gay to begin with.
>>336147023
not really
>>336148554
>to like her.
To like him, I meant.
>>336145296
>>336147104
Is there more of the sister?
>>336149529
Not much.
http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Receptacle
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE NEW TRANSLATIONS?
>>336122858
>>336123225
>>336123750
NEVER been a footfag. Always thought foot fetish was kinda gross. But fuck would I be okay getting a footjob from her
Just thought I'd share that with you all.
Spoilered for gore.
>>336150129
Hate scat desu, but I would slurp her liquid stool straight out of her ass
>>336150649
Oh Christ why would you do that.
No, that ain't cool.
Why
>>336122858
Quit fapping and porn.
>>336150649
Not cool, not cool at all.
>>336150652
>not being into efro
>>336150649
DELETE THIS
Please OP for fucks sake don't listen to people suggesting finding new / better games. You need to STOP playing games and see them purely as a casual stress reliever every now and then.
To fix your little rut you need to ACHIEVE something tangible, that can be anything: cooking, gardening, painting, fishing, working out. Whatever you just need to create and learn.
Socialising is really difficult we all get that. Especially when you force it. But you can't replace human interaction with 4chan. Go outside, do stuff and then meeting people will follow naturally.
But for real fuck videogames its just escapism at this point.
>help i can't enjoy video games anymore and
both the board and your lives would improve if mods would start banning the OP every time this thread is made
>>336123750
Try Factorio, super meat boy, hotline Miami, not a hero, ashes of the singularity, 8-bit armies, trails in the sky, trails of cold steel, NFS hot pursuit, offworld trading company, bayonetta, metal gear rising
>>336128193
There are like 10 of them at kickasstorrents alone.
>>336122858
Go on steam and buy reassembly, you will have a good time. Make sure to turn the BGM up and wear headphones.
What do human girls feel like?
>enjoy videogames
>talk to people online about videogames
>get sick of being alone
>go out to the real world to talk with others about videogames, my hobby of choice
>nobody wants to talk about videogames
>the only people who want to talk about videogames only ever want to talk about LoL, Dota, Madden, or mobileshit
>memes everywhere
>US GAMERS, HUH
>end up coming back to talk to people online about videogames
>repeat
what a vicious cycle
>>336150649
I like it.
>>336152140
Real life sucks.
>>336152261
Online is part of real life, embrace it cowboy.
>>336136064
You're fucking yourself up man.
>>336152378
No, it's not. It's virtual.
>tfw legman
>>336152140
I've been playing videogames for about 20 years and I've never really liked talking about games in real life.
It's just a horrible topic to discuss face to face.
>>336152076
I like how gators have little neck fats
>>336141328
>removing the stockings
TRASH
>>336152890
You've just been conditioned to think like that.
>be lonely
>play vidya and enjoy it
>get gf
>suddenly lose interest in vidya
>hang out with gf in all my free time
>genuinely enjoy life
>focus more on college
>Making good grades again
>Stop feeling like I'm wasting my life
I was always told you had to be happy with yourself before someone else could make you happy, but thats bullshit.
tldr: get a gf who loves you and life will be beautiful
>>336152890
it's fun when one guy is on the couch playing, and the other is watching, and you're talking together, or playing MP together
just talking in a room about vidya sucks, but put vidya into the equation in the background and it's fun
some of the most fun I've ever had was hanging out with my brother while coaching him through DaS1. shit was great.
>>336141394
I wax people professionally, and anon was right scrub and moisturize to prevent bumps. Also shop around for well reviewed wax places, because there are a ton with poor hygiene or that will burn or tear off the skin of your asshole which is a pain worse than you could imagine. Loofa/dry brush before shower to avoid fucking up your skin by the way, water and the uneven grain can tear you up.
>>336153342
Now if only it were possible for a girl to love me, I could test out this theory.
>>336141328
>takes off the pigtails
>instantly becomes 3x more attractive
I dunno what people see in pigtails, shit is not hot at all
long, elegant hair >>>>>>> pigtails
those who have eyes that see recognize this wisdom
>>336124309
I know you're being a shit but theres nothing wrong with dating somebody with entry level tastes in something you enjoy. You get to expose them to the things you like in those interests and re-discover them alongside them.
Most the people ive dated didn't have any interest in my hobbies and then slowly gained an appreciation for them and it felt really nice to experience those things with someone I cared about.
>>336143308
>It's no more dangerous than a car, in fact you're probably safer since you'll be in safety gear and not strapped down to a large exploding cage.
i hope you seriously don't believe that
>>336153275
By myself?
It always goes like this:
>what if there was another game
>which female character do you like the most
>dude this game is too hard they should patch it
It all all feels so unproductive and dull.
Even when I'm doing this >>336153353 it's always better when we talk about anything else.
>>336153702
Of course its possible. Its all luck really. Just keep living and hoping one day it'll happen. BUt you have to get yourself out and about and let the opportunities come to you. Nobody will date you if you're inside all day. YOu have to get out!
>>336153342
it could also go a completely different direction (and it does most of the time)
>not be lonely at all really
>play vidya and love it
>get girl-next-door-gf because why not?
>she's insane
>has tons of self-worth issues
>lets out her frustrations on you
>breaks down crying if you say the tiniest thing wrong
>breaks down crying if you compliment her the wrong way
>clings to you every single day of the week
>talks for hours on end about her interests
>is not interested in your interests at all
>no time for vidya at all
>you just want to tell her to go away so you can play videogames again
I am SO glad I finally got rid of her
despite her having amazing ass&tits it was not worth the trouble I went through, I mean I could tell stories about our relationship that would make you shake your head in disgust
>>336122858
>fapping 6 times a day
>>336152076
soft
>>336154087
well, if you found someone IRL to hang out with who ACTUALLY enjoys video games, I bet those conversations would go differently
>>336154713
oh fuck is this why i can't grow a beard even if i'm 23 already
>>336154713
>>336154974
W-wait is this real
>>336154713
>>336154974
>that first post
IS THIS REAL?! That would explain a TON why my fascial hair is growing, but not exactly quick or much at all.
Also why i literally have no chest hair to begin with.
>>336154672
That doesn't really work when you're ugly and women are disgusted by you. It also doesn't help that I can't keep a conversation going beyond "Hi."
>>336154713
if a gender-neutral hormone is what induces the refractory period, why do women not experience this, and are able to have back-to-back-to-back orgasms?
>>336154974
or that+genetics
and other T related factors
>>336155165
>>336155173
shits all there, you can read the sources on .gov if you want.
>>336155237
fucked if i know, didnt look into that one.
>>336154702
Post nudes
>>336155237
You know not all women function like your Chinese cartoons, right?
>>336151424
i'd repeat this, however, even an amazing life full of social and business achievements is nothing more than a search for a better stimulation. live it long enough and you will notice the futility. the problem is, most people don't live that long, so they continue to run after the carrot in one way or another.
is this the life you want?
i say bullshit. when you were a kid you didn't need any of that. just playing with your toys and imagining all sorts of stuff was profoundly gratifying. the problem is in the mind.
>>336155521
this
>>336155490
she would've stabbed me on the spot if I asked her for nudes
but her facebook was full of slightly erotic gothic images and poses
>>336154702
please do
>>336153342
The way I can tell you're full of shit, is because you still post on /v/.
Enjoy your girlfriend, you massive liar.
>>336125493
>Picking up girls at a bar
>ever
>>336155173
>>336155165
It only works in the short term. If you go without whacking it for a few months your testosterone drops sharply.
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1046/j.1365-2605.1999.00196.x/full
>>336153342
Fact is, you may just be too reliant on your relationship for these feelings.
Once your relationship is done your life will just be shit and you'll probably be a depressed fuck again.
Meaning, you better learn to love yourself.
>>336154713
according to this, do people who have sex every day have low T?
>Tfw all this relationshit discussion
>TFW I just spent the last two hours reading a manga about a couple that play vidya together and are madly in love with each other
>The girl is borderline yandere and is obsessive about the guy
Fuck. This thread is my worst fear. I'm ridiculously depressed now. Shit like this is why I avoid boards like /r9k/ and /doc/. I've never had a girlfriend, a girl has literally never had a crush on me in my 26 years of miserable existence. I'm fucking done for the day. Time to go take some pills, lay down in my bed for a while and wish for the gentle embrace of death to take me away. Fuck it.
>>336155998
>If you go without whacking it for a few months your testosterone drops sharply
Well shit. And what if I've been doing the opposite (at least once daily) for like 5+ years?
>>336155854
I'm on /v/ because I'm sick and cant leave my bed and once you're here you never really leave.
>>336156010
Perhaps I am, but I've learned to love myself more because of her.
>>336154702
Well yeah I wouldn't advise getting a girl without her being emotionally stable and having both parental figures in her life.
>>336156209
>/doc/
what is this
>>336155998
There's fuck all in your link, so I'll assume you're rusing.
>>336155173
Wait, wait, wait, I fap too much in my opinion and my facial hair is growing so fast that after 12 hours after shawing I look like I have day-old hair.
Also, have no hair on my chest and at top of the hands (lot of hair on legs and arms, still).
Is this because I fap too much?
>>336156389
Your penis gets darker.
Not even kidding, you are making your penis darker every time you ejaculate, look it up.
>>336154713
bs
I've been fapping hardcore for like 10 years now, sometimes up to 12 times a day, i still grow a beard and i'm still always horny af
I don't really have a refractionary period tho, my arm gives out before my dick does
>>336156209
GOD DAMN dude
now I'm depressed. FUCK
>>336156464
>se I fap too much?
see >>336156389. Except for the beard part you're literally me. No chest or hand hair but a decent amount on arm and legs
>>336156209
>a girl has literally never had a crush on me in my 26 years of miserable existence
probably better than being constantly reminded of all the missed chances you had with multiple girls who did everything except outright say they wanted you
>>336156448
/soc/ I think
>>336156209
i already accept that i have 0 social skills so having a gf will be painful for me and her
that the road to true ilumination
>>336154713
Nigga I have some intense fapping week from time to time and have a nice red beard.
>>336156552
Try without porn. Now try to stop for a week or two.
>bs
>government scientific database
>>336156647
Im confused but thats probably because of my english being worse than it should be.
Does it suggest that my testosterone levels increased over norm?
>>336155660
>gothic
You should have seen this all coming from a mile away.
>>336156906
And also chest hair.
That's complete bullshit.
>>336156910
>government scientific database
>trusting anything from the government
>ever
>>336156906
Jesus you autists, falling or not gaping alone is not gonna influence your shit that much if you're genetically predisposed to having or not having a beard, read the fucking text in the picture
>>336156651
At least that means you're attractive enough that you could get a girlfriend in the future. For some of us that's just a dream.
>>336157015
I'm not the guy that posted the pic, so i wouldn't know, sorry. Just the dude you replied to with your original question
>>336156035
no one will give you a serious answer because they can't
>>336156910
If I stop fapping my dick will explode.
There's ALWAYS a twist to it, to how the data is interpreted or whatever. Always. I'm not sciencerific enough for it, but I do know I have a beard.
>>336157015
After 3 weeks guaranteed. After that, no idea.
>>336157086
>falling or not gaping alone is not gonna influence your shit that much
Then why did that anon post that picture if it has no influence?
>>336122858
just do something else with your free time you autistic faggot. HURR I HAVE FREE TIME AND DONT WANT TO PLAY VIDYA. HOW DO I MAKE MYSELF PLAY VIDYA GUIS xD? fucking retard
>>336157252
Fucking idiots I swear.
Does higher testosterone make your beard grow better?
>>336155751
here goes
>she's a goth and lives right next door to me
>we never talked much though
>from what I heard she really liked me for a long time though
>go to birthday party of mutual friend
>she is there with her handsome 6'3 male fashion model who is actually a complete dork
>we all get drunk
>party over, we walk home, she parts ways with her bf
>the moment we break line of sight with him she grabs my hand and tells me how much she likes me
>our drunken asses end up hugging and kissing before going home
>she breaks up with her dude to be with me
>we officially start dating
this should've already been a huge red flag but I'm a fucking retard so what gives
>she comes over to my flat every. single. day. invited or not she WILL be there
>spontaneously breaks down crying as she's sitting in my room because "she was in the same room as my then-ex-gf"
>constantly talks about how my then-ex-gf has a nice butt
>tell her "but you have a nice butt aswell"
>BZZZZZZT WRONG ANSWER YOU DIDN'T SAY "BUT YOUR BUTT IS BETTER", COMMENCE OPENING THE FLOODGATES AND KEEP BEATING THIS DEAD HORSE FOR MONTHS ON END AS A MEANS TO MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY
she was all ready to leave me for that then and there but it all calmed down
>one day she's in my room again, of course
>I gotta go pee
>she asks if she can check her paypal on my computer
>sure why not
>come back
>she is sitting on my bed crying
>apparently, as she was entering "paypal dot com" into the search bar, she "accidentally" found ALL the porn I've ever watched
>from there she deduced that I was a sick, porn-addicted person that likes hairy pussies
>this is going to hell in a handbasket real fast.jpg
>some time later
>we get lewd, she can't take my dick for a while but after a few tries it works
>I am super fucking nervous because her body is incredible, but also super tense because I might do something wrong and she will cry
>lose my boner
>she flips her fucking shit
>"WELL SORRY I'M NOT ONE OF YOUR PORN-DOLLS YOU SICK FUCK"
>Cute girls play video games
Man I know weebs are pathetic but this kind of wish fulfillment is on another level
>>336157419
Well, read the picture he posted, that's what it says on the 2nd line.
>>336157537
why would cute girls be inherently incapable of playing video games?
>inb4 /r9k/
>inb4 /pol/
>>336157607
Reading comprehension
>>336156209
>a girl has literally never had a crush on me in my 26 years of miserable existence.
You think that's bad?
I met an girl, a million times out of my league, who was my classmate for 5 years, never once had any dialogue with her.
She admitted to me that she was madly in love with me for years but she felt I was out of her league.
I wish I could go back in time and beat myself up for not noticing something like that.
>>336157430
Jesus man, that's rough
>>336155165
No, fap to your heart's content
You guys could just take testosterone injections, but then you'd be literal Hitler.
>>336157917
A .gov sci database vs some anon on 4chins
Gee I wonder who to believe.
Just look through a list of your favourite genre(s) and see which hidden gems you haven't played yet. When I got really emotionally attached to a game I would take a break from playing games and pick up something similar to avoid the feeling of disappointment.
>>336157996
Good goy
The church tells you that fapping makes you deaf as well.
It's me vs a whole organized cult.
>Just be urself dude
>Just get a GF XD
>Go make some friends man
>Just get out your room boy!
Do normal people actually think that they are giving any sort of usefull suggestions when they say shit like this? Is getting in a relationship THAT easy for them, just like snapping your fingers or something? I truly don't get it.
>finish playing a god-tier video game
>urge to play vidya at all ceases
>just want to sit back and talk with others about the experience for a while
does this happen to anyone else?
>>336157430
>WELL SORRY I'M NOT ONE OF YOUR PORN-DOLLS YOU SICK FUCK
this is how traumas are born, jesus
>>336157996
>the American govt never once lied to its people even when health was at risk
>>336156532
>meet chick
>cute and stuff
>says she has a fantasy of getting banged by a huge nigger dong
>you've been waiting for this in your entire life
>later get home and go to the bedroom
>strip until you are in your underwear
>it's time
>she starts sucking, a little dissapointment shines in her eyes
>you just smirk
>you rub your hands together and start polishing your pole
>you cum but this time it's not regular cum
>it's starting to get darker
>first indian level
>gf is shocked and is getting wetter by the moment
>it's point of no return
>you ascend to Vanta black level
>you can't control it
>gravity starts to form around it
>picks up gf and starts a little orbit
>it's a black hole now
>you get lost in a tear in space and time
Only 6 times a day.
>>336157706
But how you were supposed to know?
Myself, Im constantly fearing rejection when interacting with others. If I would meet a girl that would like me but she would refuse to say that out straight, instead prefering some mind games and expecting me to guess, then what?
I once asked girl out when I was really young, because her friends set-up whole thing. This was terrible decision, since I knew nothing about what to do and instead hurt her. Since then Im too afraid of hurting anybody else.
I was a dick and dont want to be like that to anybody else.
>>336129201
>do all this
>still hate myself
>>336158128
I believe it's because they have been doing it for so long that they think it's easy.
They don't realize that they're able to do it easily because they were attractive enough to not get shut out and thus develop their social ability.
If you were fat and/or unattractive people would make fun of you, avoid you, and/or just not give you the time of day - No social ability was developed as a result.
>>336158495
I laughed harder than I should.
>>336157430
cont.
>one time we chill at her place
>she gets all emotional over some bullshit
>starts crying because her tits are too big
>literally wants to cut them off
>we have sex
>she's on the pill
>I cum inside her prematurely
>she tells me to say "thank you" for letting me cum inside her
>after a while we get lewd again
>she sits topless on my crotch
>I tell her that she has the most beautiful breasts I've ever seen (because frankly, she did)
>starts crying again and hits me
>"just how many breasts HAVE you seen?!!?!!"
at this point I just wanted to quit
>haven't talked to or played with buddies in a long while
>just want to play videogames with friends
>tell her that I want some time alone to play vidya
>she's okay with it
>wait what?
>she's okay with it?
>find out later that she messaged my best friend that he has to "understand that we're in a serious relationship and that we need more time together than he does" and that "he shouldn't tell me about this"
>he did anyway
and the one worst thing she did that I will never forget in my life
>we meet at my place, just sitting on the bed relaxing
>she starts talking about her gothic crap, clothes, accessories, shoes etc.
>I'm not very interested but for her sake I keep an open ear for her and try to partake in the discussion about her interests for several hours
>all this talk about gothic stuff reminds me of final fantasy 15 (then FF versus 13)
>tell her that there's a game coming outhahathat is very dark and has that gothic style to it that she might really like
>her literal response
>"You actually think that shit interests me?"
broke up with her after ~6 months of this shit, haven't been interested in relationships sinceexcept that one chinese qt from new york, if you read this you were a genuine cutie but the distance just killed it, sorry!
a little bit later she would audibly cry behind her door only as I was passing it every time
you're a fucking slut nicky
>>336157430
>>336158971
I'd have put her into the bin her after any one of those.
>>336158971
>she tells me to say "thank you" for letting me cum inside her
HAHAHA
oh man, that's the best thing I've seen in this story.
>>336157706
But at least now you know you're not completely undesirable. Someone who was out of your league was madly in like with you. She probably cried herself to sleep and dreamt every night about taking your dick and snuggling up to you in bed. While I'm sure that missing your chance stings, at least you know you have a chance. You have hope.
I have none of that. I've always been this undesirable deal. I'd switch scenarios with you any day of the week.
>>336158723
>Tfw bullied all during middle school
>Always stayed quiet and hold distance with everyone in high school because I was too scared of becoming the new target for 5 other years
>No friends
>Start uni
>Discover that I need friends in order to make friends in adult life
>I need experience with girls in order to get girls
It's the samd feel that I get when I fuck up a build in a rpg. I fucked up and everything I do is way harder than it should, I should just go back and reroll a new char, this time knowing ganeplay better.
Too bad rerolling is not a option.
>>336158971
holy shit man what took you so long to dump her
ive never had any relationships but it's better than this shit
>find cute nerdy girl in the army
> we hung out regularly, watched movies and shit
>finally work up my miniscule amount of courage to ask her out
>she tells me she doesn't date
>permanently get friendzoned and eventually stop contacting each other
Shit, that was probably my only chance
>>336159372
and I even did it like the cumming cuck that I was
>>336159454
as I said, I was a balls-less retard and she was intimidating to me
Who /asocial/lunatic/
I can't maintain social ties with people, not even family.
Unless someone is physically there I don't bother getting news or whatever.
>>336158676
not jerking it is not going to make you happy, its the other way around, stop being miserable and you wont need petty things keeping you alive
>mfw i was joke-proposed when i was 16.
>14 fags laughing at me.
>"Implying i would lower my standards to a whore like you".
>she starts crying.
>i wanted to cry too but her response made me grin like a faggot and my hysterical laugh hid my tears.
>feels good to be gangsta
19yo KHV in medicine, jesus the amount of normalfags is overwhelming me
>>336122858
>even up to 6 times per day
I don't think that's possible
>>336159898
>being a weak fuckboi
Bend over
>>336159645
Same here. I can't even muster to tell my family I love them because I don't even know if I'm feeling it anymore.
>Friend's girlfriend is dressing up at my place, because fuck if I can remember.
>She asks me if she looks good for her date with him or something like that.
>Tell her a joking compliment: "You look good enough to cure my gayness."
>She took that seriously and started trying to take me to church to "pray my faggotry away".
>She dumps my friend and tries to get me to take her.
The whole thing is so surreal.
>>336147602
>when cunts actually do it in real life
please don't tell me you hang out with people who reeeee in real life
>>336159898
I did it once.
My penis got scratches for the intensity.
Couldn't fap for 2 weeks and felt pain whenever I walked a bit faster than snail-pace.
Never again.
>>336159898
man, you have no idea. my biggest streak was i think 8 hours? don't know how many times i ejaculated but my dick was gigantic swollen purple mess with bloody sores for more than a week after that.
>>336160032
me too
i act like a fucking retard around everyone but my close friends
i dont even know what to do when someone tries to talk to me, the concersation just goes nowhere and i don't want to look like a moron so i just leave or try to act like im doing something on my phone
>>336159898
>I don't think that's possible
Nigger if i can do it 3-4 times under 6 hours i'm pretty sure 6 times is no fucking issue over a whole day
>>336159645
Isn't that the normal state of a person?
>>336159898
When I was a teenager my average was 15 a day, and on a day when I was actually horny 25+, I would literally fap for 15-20 hours straight. Even now at almost 29 I fap around 10 hours a day. The dick is the most powerful organ in the body, it must be, because I can't see any other organ taking a daily 10-20 hour beating and still working after 17 years.
>hugless kissless autist
>have decent looks though
>always attract either vapid bimbos or really big red flags
theres no winning, all the good girls are taken.
Courtship is all luck, it's like endlessly grinding for that 0.001% drop in an RPG.
>>336160202
>Bloody sores
Literally how. I could fap for 30 times in a row and yeah while it would hurt I would have any blood anywhere. Quit death gripping you fucking queers.
>>336160116
10/10 that's great shit
>>336160295
>i dont even know what to do when someone tries to talk to me, the concersation just goes nowhere
Fuck this has been happening to me too. I just go "yeah" or nod in acknowledgement when peopel say things to me because I don't really care enough to formulate a lengthier response to the conversation. I internally just want them to stop talking.
>>336160441
well i fapped so much my dick was numb, so i didnt feel shit unless i squeezed it with terminators iron grip.
thats the fucking past now that i'm on nofap, thankfully that works or my gf wouldn't get any (dick didn't work without porn, shit was fucking depressing).
>>336160342
>The dick is the most powerful organ in the body, it must be, because I can't see any other organ taking a daily 10-20 hour beating and still working after 17 years.
I almost pissed myself laughing
Thank you anon, I needed that
>>336159898
>I don't think that's possible
You're hilarious.
>>336157430
>>336158971
Holy shit, I dated a wannabe goth girl for about a year and she was exactly like this. Constantly comparing me to her ex, faking interest for my hobbies and managing to somehow find a negative way to interpret every answer.
Damn, I should continue uploading, so this thread would stay semi-video games related (since Houkago Play is actually about couple of vidya players).
Still, 492 replies, so this will hit the bump limit anyway.
>>336159416
Same pain here buddy, except it's more I don't want to come across as a creep since im 6'6 and look pretty disheveled so I just keep quiet and sit near the back of the class
I get the feeling that this is probably making the situation worse but fuck it.
>>336160651
>(dick didn't work without porn, shit was fucking depressing).
I'm currently going through this right now because I fapped a FUCKTON pretty much all last week and now my dick literally doesn't work anymore. The rare times I do get a boner I can't even achieve half-mast. How do I fix this
HELP
>tfw only fucked once, it was a milf
Well at least I got the jackpot.
>>336138946
I find in most scenarios people who have a lot in common end up annoying each other to no end. There's very little surprise or enjoyment in a relationship when you know exactly what the other person wants or is going to say or do.
>>336161019
You idiot, just wait.
There is literally no chance to permanently damage your penis or your chemical balance by fapping, unless you use cheesewire or something like that.
>>336159416
>Too bad rerolling is not an option.
>>336157996
https://www.bostonglobe.com/business/2016/04/11/new-balance-says-obama-administration-reneged-deal-involving-military-business/zUdUWa23ZWv53D5a9AjNII/story.html
>>b-but govt is always open to public! obongo said he'll make sure that stay that way! they'll never keep secrets from us sans foreign countries!
>>336161352
Rerolling is only worth it because you have prior knowledge of the game based on your last attempt and can build your character without fucking up this time around, to suit the mechanics of the game. Until life gets that feature, it will always be a worthless endeavor, as only the lucky will get anywhere, that or the rare genius-savant that pops up that can adjust strategies for how to deal with shit perfectly in real time, and all those people turn out to be sociopaths anyway because they get bored with everything.
Everybody's complaning about not having a girlfriend and I have yet to find anybody I'm interested in
>>336160116
>to "pray my faggotry away"
Pantyhose are a miracle of the universe.
>>336156209
A lot of people here would make stellar FBI agents.
>>336162117
Sign me up
>>336161142
story, pls?
>>336160116
You should just dick her to be polite.
>>336159898
>i don't think that's possible
shit nigga i went on a whole night wank fest, I went around 10 or so jizzums in a 11.5 hour porn extravaganza.
my dick was bleeding at this point, never doing that shit again.
>>336159416
>Discover that I need friends in order to make friends in adult life
Can't you see the chicken and egg problem here?
The sooner you start the easier it gets.
>>336138162
>date a girl in highschool
>cute and into weebshit
>break up
>fimd out she never really liked me she was just going through a faux nerdy phase
>age
>she turns into a drug addict
>she gets fat
>she turns nu-feminist
>meanwhile I complete a contract in the Army
>get in shape
>get benefits
>discover self worth
>realize loneliness was always a leash I used to keep myself bound to my self loathing
>go from pseudo waifufag to intolerabe turboweeb waifu loving autist
>some of my old highschool friends still bring old girlfriend up a decade later as a sort of "holy shit remember that nightmare"
>she is now my story to young coworkers and relatives about why not to date for hobbies over personality
>>336159470
soundslike you got a bad case of the oneitis
