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Who would win?
Master Chief
Top has 2 guns while bottom does not. However, the problem is the top doesn't have a head. And not having a head is gonna get you killed out there so bottom lucks out.
>>336101889
if you dont have a head you cant get headshot.
2 heads gets you double headshot.
you now see that you can die twice.
>>336102870
Hoh would clearly beat Niiin. Hoh has two swords while Niiin does not even have two hands.
>>336102870
>double samurai sword wielding beanpole vs uniarm abomination
Gonna have to go with HOH here.
Top is a disgrace, guy is sticking his ass towards us. Can't stick your ass towards a man and expect to win a fight, bottom wins
>>336102950
>Hoh would clearly beat Niin
>both wearing armor, implying that they are both warriors
>Hoh needs TWO FUCKING SWORDS to be a warrior
>Niin manages to be a warrior not only without swords, but without hands and with his arms fused together
>Niin is ripped while Hoh is a skinny fag with a pasty face, probably never goes outside
>Niin has a cape
Niin would clearly win.
>>336102870
NiiN is riding a broomstick which clearly means he knows magic
HooH is fucked
>>336103030
Second Soos is chained to the ground and looks like he's upset abouyt being grounded while Dnond Nun is blowing up the fucking trains and looks like he's about to burn the whole city for fun. I think the nun wins
>>336103084
>>Niin has a cape
>Niin would clearly win.
Lol fucking good luck
https://youtu.be/M68ndaZSKa8?t=2m22s
>>336102870
>No one mentioning that Hoh has severed hands dangling from his balls
>Probably the hands of Niiin
Niiin is already dead.
>>336103714
JUUT is the peoples' champion
>>336103714
Juut has a raging hardon
>>336103536
> lightning.jpg
>>336103714
JU.UT clearly took on two choppers armed with nothing but his God-given gifts. He's an absolute madman, he also isn't a bitch who comes from a vagina shaped island unlike his adversary
someone post the LA Noire one
STR or INT ?
>>336103536
Obviously Bayoyab is built for sex, but she will get torn apart by Atenoneta's dual pistols.
>>336103581
3EROC is sporting a very bulky and mad Walrus mech while ARMOREEROMRA is simply sporting a Vital Suit. VS are not that high on the mecha power scale so he is kind of fucked when Walrus-man decides to open his asshole
>>336103714
Notice the satanic images jews are sneaking in your video games covers.
>>336106336
>Nicest guy you'll ever meet
>Twisted fucking psychopath
>>336101745
So who's Chief fighting?
>>336106134
Dark Siskrad would BTFO Ders
>>336103536
wiw lad
>>336106134
Sredders is obviously a fucking furry for having a Horse with a Vagina instead of a Head.
>>336103030
Moody downs syndrome man vs. Absolute madman
It should be obvious who wins
>>336102870
lmao 2kat
The mech with two guns would kill conjoined twins MC.
Someone do one of these with the Dark Souls 3 cover
battles
choose your character /v/
>>336107502
what did he do?
>>336107502
>I Dio
>>336107590
something
>>336107557
This cyclops right here
>>336107423
The actual cover doesnt flip too well
Which one is more serious?
>>336101745
>Stray Demon vs Flexile Sentry
>>336107623
3spooky5me
>>336107557
>all these fucking eldritch abominations
>Samus Aran with 2 arm cannons
Fucking
Sold
>>336107759
>Bare Fist vs Dual Broadswords
>>336107802
>Double minigun vs ab-cruncher
Gee I wonder
>>336107802
>one guy has two giant guns
>the other is casually working out while being attacked by demons
The latter. He's so serious he doesn't even need to be serious. Also his bomb on his shirt has two fuses, the other guy doesn't even have one.
>>336103365
D E E P E S T L O R E
>>336107557
>game and watch just casually taking a shit
>>336104679
Next time, do the full cover.
>>336103165
>implying he wont break out of those chains in his second phase
>>336107623
This is pretty good, good job anon
>>336107891
>adam jensen chisel blades vs dex
>>336108259
He's fucking invincible
>just mirroring characters
Half the hilarity of these is the cover names.
>>336108428
>just pissed his pants
vs
>bracing stance while firing two RPGs
The winner is clear.
>>336108428
The guy with two RPGs wins. Firepower combined with agility.
>>336108072
H.A.H vs Esaze
>>336107557
>Charizard using a dragon dildo
>>336108428
I say the blastoise on the top probably stands a decent chance
>>336108072
>>336108707
forgot image
>>336103030
>str vs dex
>>336109017
Lel, that's easy. The second one has two free posters inside.
Slavs win ez
>>336108778
hah looks like a slick operator
esaze looks like a mad dual wielding giant with two right eyes
>>336109156
SRARS doesn't have any feet and GEAEG of VWV looks ready to pounce on a nigga so I'd say he is a safe bet
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>336109268
>shotgun boomerang
MOOM definitely wins.
>Snissins: longjump champion and hunter
VS
>Assass: powerful psychic with a 15 inch waist
>>336107757
>That horse chode
>>336109874
>Ronnie James Dio as Spiderman
>>336109908
The one that gets released without a delay wins
>>336110457
Giant swinging chest muscle against a vigilante grey alien
>>336107557
>Pacman becomes XD man
I've found my champ
>>336107557
It's on fuckers
>>336109753
Love how this turns into 2 different games
>>336109268
DR PAVEL
I'M DOOD
how do i make these
>>336107557
Gee King Dee Dee Dee, why does your Mom let you have two hammers
>>336112352
kek
>>336112341
With any basic image processing software and intelligence over 30
>>336112341
>paste an image into paint
>copy half the image in a good spot
>paste it twice, flip one half
>line that shit up
>do the same with the other half
or use photoshop i guess
>>336107557
>Wario and villager look the same
>Lucas now has a boner
>Spanish Zelda
>Mister Game and SHIT
>Dedede ain't playin
Which Adventure game would you play?
>>336112714
Senoj Akamna Jones mentions Atlantis so it's immediately more interesting
>>336112714
>Indy and andy
two twins in some aztec place, does the two character broken age thing
>>336112352
Why are mirror threads always the best
>>336112789
But headbutting camels races!
>>336103536
THICK
H
I
C
K
>>336101745
Why did you make this thread? Are you 12? This is the stupidest shit on /v/, you fucking aspie.
>>336113110
Well you know what? That thing you think is fun, its shit.
>>336107557
Dedede and Samus are the only sensible choices.
>>336108679
KEK
this fucking thread man
>>336109908
>bow with a broken string
vs
>nigga with a ballista
No competition
>>336103536
>Before and after feminist revision.jpg
>>336108428
Bottom can't take a fucking hit. All top has to do is shoulder charge him and he'll snap like a twig.
>>336113457
underrated post
>>336107557
>Dual Monado spin top
I don't think it is beatable
>>336109908
>Stringless bow that he cant fire cause mutant uniarms.
>Weight down by two swords he could only wield one at a time
>Has two swords but chooses the bow he cant use
>Huge head serves as an easy target
>Brow too low, obscuring some of his vision
vs
>Double firing Great Bow
>Wielding it so masterfully he cant fire it while holding the string and arrows with both hands
>Streamlined for agile movement
>Focus eyes of a predator
Not even a competition
>>336109908
>Beats by Dre.
This is one of the best threads in a long time
>>336102870
>Dex vs STR
STR though.
>>336113391
>>336113696
i imagine he uses it like this
>>336104210
STR may look menacing and have big muscles, but INT has two guns and I bet he's smart enough to stay out of STR's range while firing away and chipping his health. So I'm going with INT.
>>336110380
Creec thinks he's clever with that little mini-blade he's got going on, but Deed's got twin axes, twin bows and twin quivers, twin swords, and twin pistols. He's not fucking around.
>>336114335
i'd be screaming too
>>336114335
Tard rage vs Testicular cancer
>>336114146
>bug guy vs. little guy
NAMAN wins
>>336114335
ROGUGOR looks really strong but would have to be crawling without legs
PIRT EUE TRIP Can walk but is fat, and has a huge weakspot of his dangling ballsack.
I would say ROGUGOR would win this one.
>>336114146
Nam Man looks pretty strong and has 2 weapons, not coutning his spiked gauntlets.
Bat Tab looks like a skinny nerd cosplaying with an inflated chest piece.
Who wins?
>>336114335
>The gapped anus on PIRT EUE TRIP
He's going to fucking swallow ROGUGOR with it.
>>336101889
The top is clearly a mech of some kind.
The bottom is a siamese twin spartan.
The bottom is LITERALLY retarded.
Top wins.
>>336114520
>two swords vs no swords
Take a fucking guess
>>336114617
The blind guy achieved Zen though.
>>336114617
But clearly gnisirrising has some form of powerful psychic power
>>336114617
Bottom one has mastered the art of psi ki though, he doesn't need any swords. He rips people in half with his mind
>>336114617
>no swords blew away the bottom half of an enemy just by slamming his fists together
Sword guy cannot compete.
>>336114617
>>336114520
>Implying the nano-enchanced Buddhist palm can be beaten by two swords
DO you see the guys torso? Nope, neither do I. Literally blown away
>>336114658
You might be able to dodge one sword in a trance state but two is out of the question. The sounds they'd make cutting through the air would be indistinguishable.
>>336114335
Rugucor is a lot more focused, as if preparing to slam the shit right out of them.
Unforntunately, Piarteuetrip, despite his oversized testicles, is unprepared for the situation.
>>336103536
IMAGINE
>>336114752
I think the telepath Mom Tsust has the edge here.
>>336114752
MoM is a fucking psychic that can summon tsunamis to put out FrorFs lava. MoM is clear winner
>>336108428
Bottom has clearly never skipped leg day
Top has probably skipped every single day.
>>336114823
Boxart still makes sense for that game though
>>336109017
Triple bitties easily
>>336109195
>Gee Billy, how come your mom let's you have TWO helmets
>>336114752
Easy choice
>Psychic Powers able to part oceans and mountain ranges
vs
>Volcanomancer
MOM TZUST All day, would just impale him with the staff of power from a distance.
>>336114823
Serutures would definitely beat Creaaerc
>>336114962
>over 20 lbs of pussy and ass
>mfw eyeeye
>>336103084
Niiin lost his hands in an accident and Hoh is there to finish the poor creature off
>>336114994
>two hands on the wheel, hyper focused, ready to race
>grinning moron who probably doesn't even know how to drive
>>336115076
Niiiih lost his hands when Hoh cut them the fuck off and strapped them to his testicles
>>336107557
>Zelda has a goatee
>>336103165
i think you mean Secoces and not Second
Dnond Non would win
>>336114994
>Noddeggeddon taking the safe approach with both hands on the steering wheel
vs
>Carmaamrac steering with the tip of his cock
I really don't know who'd win in this game of chicken...
>>336114513
Bat Tab has a 9 PACK and THREE pecs.
Jesus Christ anon, that nerd can take a beating.
>>336114962
Goldennedlog may have two guns and smokin' chicks, but that mouth is wide as fuck son.
Well /v/, dual glocks or dual flaming cards?
>>336114723
DNISIRR can fucking disintegrate dudes with his mind.
And he has no eyes and is a combatant, so you just know his other senses are Daredevil tier or better.
METALG has no chance
>>336103581
armoreieromra wields twin machine guns and has a jetpack, 3eroc core 3 is already dead despite being physically stronger
>>336115251
>YAOAY
>>336115251
>Super American
>two-bit magician in facepaint
Not a hard choice.
Which game to play?
>>336115251
Yoaoy looks like a fucking Tenga egg
>>336115251
Yaooay looks angrier, I'm sure he'd pull through by sheer force of will.
>>336115351
Tags: nipple fuck
>>336103824
>>336103876
>>336104032
i think you guys mean JU.UJ
>>336115251
>Punisher Vs Bullseye
>>336115251
The mere fact that YAOAY has chosen two flaming playing cards as his weapon indicate that he's extremely proficient in their use.
PAYIYAP stands no chance of winning this fight.
>>336107557
>pure fist destruction donkey kong
>double sworded spider-link
>DOOOAH WEEEEELD Samus
>spinning shulk sword boomerang
This is your undisputed final four
>>336106442
Fuck me my sides
>>336115448
DD Veniinev clearly has the Stand Cream.
Feef mauam Atteoetta is just a two bit gangsta nigga with too much bling.
>>336107502
I Diid has physic powers and eyeye stands no change
>>336115567
>those hips on X
Muh dick
>>336115567
>Ssss roastie vs yky's superior feminine penis
>>336115598
>Feef mauam atteoetta is so obsessed with bling he made a foot monster just so he cant kit it out with the best Nikes
>Meanwhile DD Veniinev is using his barehands to crush his opponents into balls, fusing them together in the process.
>>336115567
>bottom: what video game characters look like
>top: what tumblr wants video game characters to look like
>>336115567
SS22 might have the beauty, but X got the booty
>>336112237
>that horsecock
>>336115746
That, and the top girl is LITERALLY E for Everyone, meaning she's a huge whore.
Which is why she has two niggers beside her.
>>336115773
MAX A XAM is extremely skinny and could easily get his neck broken, but he's got dualies to back him up
Meanwhile ENYAPAYNE is a big motherfucker with a dope ass cloak and could probably snap MAX A XAM in half.
That's a tought one, but I'd say ENYAPAYNE would get him.
>>336115919
Blilb the the Rabbit wins cause time powers from his dual time machines.
>>336108259
STR vs DEF
2 handing Havel greatshield is meta so spikeballs stands no change
>>336103030
top kek
>>336107557
MewweM looks pretty vicious with double tails and one eye, probably a powerful psychic
>>336115924
Fighthgif has bigger arms and no vulnerable spot whiel Thginnight has two heads that are easily crit'able
Fighthgif has this in the bag
>>336108428
>Rocket man fires his rockets
>apologizing blastoise shoots water at rockets and they become duds
>Rocket man only had 2 rockets
>apologizing Blastoise snaps Rocket man like a twig
>>336116039
Antlionman has the limb and stealth advantage but Executioner has the sweet as cleaver.
Whoever gets the first hit wins I reckon.
>>336116039
It's hard to determine this one, PrinceecnirP has extra legs that give him greater mobility as well as the ability to scale walls with ease. However aisrePfofPersia has the bulky frame to tank any hits PrinceecnirP can throw at him, not to mention the murderous look in his eyes and how his guillotine conjoined sword gas two demons trapped inside of it. If PrinceecnirP uses his dominion powers with sand in just the right way, he might be able to triumph over aisrePfofPersia
>>336116162Rocket Man has two combat knives on his legs.
>>336115924
Fightthgif has no head
you cannot K.O Fightthgif
>>336116209
>guillotine conjoined sword has two demons trapped inside of it.
>>336115812
expand dong
>>336116354
F-ZERREZ-F for sure, I mean he has 3 Captain Falcons in total.
>>336116264
he'll die from the immense pressure of apologizing Blastoise's watercannons
>>336116354
>F-Zero: Resurrection of F
>Only for GoG
>Double falcon
PC Master race wins again
>>336116436
If Apologizing Blastoise could even hit Rocket Man with his superior speed.
>>336109758
Obviously YTUDDUTY has better genes.
Which is faster?
>>336109156
Srars Ravar has 2 chainsaw guns protruding from his stomach
Geaeg's only defences are his dwarf posture and slav squat
>>336116354
>Ebucemaamecube
Best console.
>>336116569
But CALLOFFOLLAC has more genes. More is better.
>>336107557
>ness just doesn't give a shit
>>336109268
>MOOOM!
>DUDE!
>>336109751
Ysatnntasy has the power of flight and is the obvious winner
>>336116625
>>336116354
Fucking Odnetniintendo Ebucemaamecube fanboys are everywhere.
>>336109908
that looks fuckin sick
Which one is a better strategist?
>>336116676
>Guard Armor vs Opposite Armor
>>336116560
hitting him would be easy as Rocket man is only capable of crabwalking
>>336116824
ROMOR has ascended beyond his feeble human form to achieve true strategic perfection.
IIEMEII is just two conjoined retards.
>>336116824
rawwar llemeii has two heads, which means that he can observe twice as much. he has also got two swords, which means that he can defend himself if need be.
You can also see him completely in the heat of battle, showing that he is competent indeed.
Totauatot Romor has no eyes, two ears, and no weapons. You also see him at some type of dockyard, I doubt he has ever seen battle.
>>336116824
EME has two swords, and a big head (more head, more think). Not only is he more prepared, he had more think too.
Stickman over there barely has a head, and no eyes in which to form a proper strategy. Also, come combat, stickman have no hands.
It's obvious EME would reign supreme in any challange met, and stick have enough head to think more.
>>336102870
lmao 2kat! 2kat!
>>336117012
Didn't you know? Rocket Man was cartwheel champion in his State and holds the world record for fastest 100m Cartwheel.
>>336107623
>bottom left
this isn't even my final form
>bottom right
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
>>336102870
>Hoh took Niiin's honour, his sword, his wife and his hands that he dangles near his testicles to dishonour him more.
>Now Niiin has mastered the art of uniarmed combat he is coming to get revenge.
>>336116824
>guy with two heads and two swords
>against a guy a huge panache and fused arms
how is this even a competition again?
>>336115251
>Punisher vs. Gambit.jpg
>>336115197
I lost, he really does has a perverse grin.
>>336116676
Namman has balls for feet, meaning better mobility, and he also has a more lethal weapon.
Raymyar does have 4 feet, but he also only has a simple chain.
>>336116676
gosh
>>336110380
Those earthshahing balls on AssaΩassa Creerc.
>>336114994
>WITNESS ME
>>336117541
>Siamese twin Slav laserboomerang master
versus
>fat cyclops Rock God
>>336116676
>Raymyar hoodidooh
I shouldn't be laughing, fuck
>>336117541
No more sides
>>336116824
>conjoined twins who hate each other versus what looks like a dark souls boss
right side looks like a crazy jew so i pick him
>>336117997
Twins win, dank sores a shit.
>>336109753
Erioioire just murdered two dudes with his cop buddies in hell
Lamal has two guns, has just fucked some twins, but is also cross-eyed. My money on Lamal cause nigger name
>>336114752
>Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire
>>336117541
>skating around on ubisoft logos
Erore has this one
what are these types of images called?
>>336118229
They're called memes, my friend. Ever heard of em ?
Well?
>>336114335
Rogugor looks like he's fully embraced the crazy
Pirt Eue Trip is so terrified his collosal balls have erupted out of his anus
Rogugor wins
>>336118532
>twink dual wielding faggot
>buff dude wielding two shields riding a two headed horse from Hell
Gee, I wonder
>>336118532
>Rides rare Siamese horse to battle
>Twin Shields making him fucking invincible
>Always has the higher ground
Easy
>>336117101
but wouldn't cartwheeling cause the rockets to hit the ground and cause him to explode?
>>336103714
Cause 3 has an entire upper body up his asshole. That takes a lot of durability.
While Juut has a full chub from an explosion. So he obviously knows a thing or two about violence.
Could go either way, 50/50!
>>336106442
/thread
>>336101884
/thread forever and ever
>>336107557
Claiming autistic Doc Mario.
>>336119364
Tony H Ynot looks like he's being raptured in a city full of savages
Skwahawks is just some weirdo with two skateboards and his knob out
God has chosen Tony H Ynot and he is my champion
>>336115171
I CAN'T BREEEEEAATHE
>>336119364
Tonyhynot wins, his opponent is an overweight teenager dualwielding stonerplanks waiting for his mom to pick him up.
>>336119364
double wielding skateboards doesn't work against great balancing skills
>>336104210
INT have 2 gun. INT have smart enough to get gains. You see Sergei INT win every time
Dark SS Krad's got this.
>>336119364
Tony H: Y Not PROOORP?
>>336119662
No matter how many squats the guy on the left does there's no way he's powerful enough to beat the one on the right
>>336119662
IIISLUOOULSIII has the sands of time from prince of persia. He'll rewind the shit out of DARKSSKRAD.
>>336116582
>dwarf posture
Kek
>>336109156
Srars Ravar doesn't even know how he's supposed to hold his weapon
>>336114823
Whoever loses, the're taking the planet down with them.
>>336115351
The one with Diddy's titties.
>>336107557
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO FACE
>>336120357
>one foot vs three feet
Neither of them are going to be very fast but Soos's enhanced depth perception gives him the edge.
>>336120357
Cinnic is a devilish little bastard. Just look at those pointers.
He's gonna poke the other one's eyes out with those things.
>>336107557
Where's Sonic?
>>336116580
Nobbon has 2 spoilers. Spoilers make you go faster. Easy.
>>336106442
Best post
>>336108428
Shrek takes a dump while Earthworm Jim operates
Who wins
>>336107557
>Dr. Mario has autism.
>Zelda has a goatee.
>Bowser Jr. is facing a bout with childhood obesity.
>Charizard is pleasuring himself with dragon dildo.
>Samus, Dedede, Palutena, and Meta Kight are forces of nature.
>Wario is exactly the fucking same.
>>336103536
DAMN, BAYOYAB. YOU GOT AN HOURGLASS FIGURE.
>>336120930
M∃ʞUWUKEM, obviously.
Stereoscopic vision, larger guns and more body mass.
The only downside is that the grenades on his belt are much closer together and much easier to hit.
>>336120930
Hi there kids.
>>336121149
Can't fuck with perfection, anon.
>>336119978
Halo wins every time
>>336101745
post TooT
>>336106336
So, is nobody gonna comment on the tsuchinoko gunning for his nads?
>>336120930
While top has more muscle, he's waiting all of his ammo before the fucking fight even starts.
Typical alpha beefcake retard.
>>336101745
The one that roll roll attacks harder
>>336101745
Dual wielding battle mech obviously beats retard deformed Spartan.
>>336120408
BLACKED
>>336101745
They say two heads are better than one, but all that meat on the headless monster and the guns make it a tank as fuck blind fire dual wielding turret. if it clips one of the heads the Master Chief will lose motor functions to half the body and be over encumbered. he will surely die. Dual wield sprint legs wins
Someone cap this thread.
>>336121703
Want to post it on r/4chan, friend? This thread is nothing new, we have these kind of threads all the time.
>>336107502
>Rated T for NEET
Who would win?
>>336107502
>i did
>rated t for neet
This is golden
>>336112352
this is why i come to /v/
>>336112352
Is that mirrored?
>>336112352
What happens if I take off IDDQD?
Who would win?
>>336123257
The /v/ hivemind.
>>336115773
>new york fugitive underocrednu evitiguf kroy wen >MAX A XAM
>rememer
>>336119978
0_0
>>336116824
Two headed Tommy Lee Jones, aka 2eme2 obviously
>>336123535
>Vsauce with tits
VS
>Skallagrim with glasses
Skallagrim will put that fucker in the ground. He's even doing a John Cena taunt to show his dominance
>>336112352
thanks for the kek anon
>>336103714
Wicked schlong
who's stronger?
>>336104210
>Pixar redesigns the Marvel Universe
>Cleric troll
VS
>Organic anti-tank missile
Who will win?
>>336107557
>Mario's denim-clad brown dick
I laughed
>>336107557
>king ddd and wario looks the same
Either way i want one legged samus
>>336124536
The one on the right wins my dick
>>336101745
The top one looks more frightening. It looks like it has this evil smile, not to mention it has 2 guns. bottom Cheif is fucked.
>>336124792
>Double shields VS Wall residing slav
wow i wonder who would win
Name my band /v/
>>336114335
Jesus christ this is killing me. Best one I've seen in a long time.
>>336125190
Skid Mark
>>336109874
3tamate is a psycic that fucks bitches so hard that he has to use his mind instead of abomination penis and Two ghost riders, while Ultimitlu has webs and fuckbois all around him.
3tamate is gonna win so hard, he even knew the results before the battle because his laugh is visibly on the god damn cover
>>336115351
Komok got two donkey kongs who are intelligent for scoping around to make sure no hidden enemies will assassinate their queen, has opened a hole in time and space to the source wall from pure joy, and the muscles to back up her ballsy move of flashing her genitalia and breasts.
whoever Yeknonkey is super swole and his sending his children in, both of whom seem happy to kill so they have done it before, and has one of the old gods just waiting in the background until it is summoned
whoever wins, we lose.
>>336112714
the one with the most camels
>>336114752
pyromancy vs miracle build
>>336124792
Four retards shooting a man who duel wields shields or three Trained Soldiers who have established contact with themselves from an alternate army, and both pushing a retard out of the way to embrace themselves
>>336102870
>Double Iatsu Technique
NiiiN is fucked.
>>336109874
Ayy Lmao - The Rapper wins
>>336112352
IF I PULL THAT OFFFFO TAHT LLUP FI
?EID OUY LLIW WILL YOU DIE?
>>336116824
Romor has transcended humanity, he is Rome in perfect ascended form. He has already established all 19528670540000.05 scenarios that can happen, and only 43 of them are even slightly in your favor.
>>336109268
Dood is a big guy
>>336107557
I'll go with R.O.B.O.R., so I can deflect twice as many projectiles.
>>336129584
FOR ROF
>>336129584
For MooM
>>336107557
>DOOOOOOOL WEEEEEEEEELD Dedede
Can he be beaten?
>>336114823
Right has two stingers and bigger claws. Easy win.
>>336128816
oh fuck thats funny
>>336109017
>three tits and two posters
>>336131416
>four legs, two bad bitches
>no legs, two tumblrinas
Hard choice.
Inspired by this guy >>336125190
Choose your operator /v/
>>336132219
GIOIG all the way
>Sundowner
>Robot arm big face
>DOOD
>Dual weilding P90 Big guy
>>336132219
Montnom is fucking invincible
>>336114335
>Rogugor is ready for a fight
>Pirteuetrip has a prolapsed anus
Rogugor wins, obviously.
>>336132219
ROOЯ >SMOM5 > ETIMMITE > IOI > MONTИOM > ASSA
>>336132219
Would bang lol, she's cute.
Pull up can be my wingman anytime.
Would pick Mum or Smoms though, as I am a MILF hunter.
Who will win?
>>336107557
mac looks like assy mcgee wearing a ski mask
>>336132219
Tachcat
>First I bang the drum, then I bang your mum.
>>336107759
>STR vs DEX
EYE WOOD
>>336132219
ROOR is the boss, double wielding P90 with a shitton of armor
Only MONTNOM could possibly defeat him
>>336133868
>some moron being choked by a sentient arm
>two smug cunts body squeezing a distressed alien
>>336138264
Public masturbation vs exhibitionism
both are illegal, but the guy on the right wins because he has two dicks
>>336132219
Giig wins easily. They have tank,healer and DPS.
>>336140784
That's a damn good healer too. A surgeon with an additional pair of hands, he can hand himself the tools or wipe the sweat off his forehead
>>336143034
>OOOOOH
>AAAAAAAAGH
>>336143034
They both look mysterious.
>>336107557
>When kirby eats ass
I think we have a winner
>>336114520
>sasuke vs blind tenshinhan
take a guess
>>336144020
I doubt Sasuke could even beat that white clown midget that follows Tien around.
>>336114520
Bottom guy knows Kikoho, 2kat is fucked
>>336107502
>HE DID WHAT
>EYEYE IS FUCKING PISSEDI was looking for this image, thanks.
