Are you buying her game, /v/irus?
>>336100714
already preordered
>>336100714
Give it a rest, the other thread just died.
>>336100796
I won't rest until you buy tray bae's game
>>336100714
Why do I need to do that, when there are better team arena shooters out there and I can already take care of my sexual tension for her through Rule 34 and SFM porn of her?
>>336100897
>Better team arena shooters
Go ahead and name them, I need a good laugh.
/v/ was right, this game is fucking dead on arrival
>>336101052
Literally any Call of Duty.
Team Fortress (not TF2)
Halo
Destiny
I'm too lazy to keep list making, and these are terrible examples. However, they're still better than "Sexual Tension Simulator - Blizzard Edition"
Mae is bae!
>>336101180
Yes, those games are thriving, and nothing alike overwatch. Try again next time.
>>336101131
>>336100714
It had potential but, as usual, squandered by nu-Blizzard.
So no, I won't be buying Memewatch.
>another waifu game
plz gib code, buying game next week.
>>336101289
Bae is danish for shit
>>336100714
$40+? Why? There's not enough content to warrant that.
>>336101180
Shit bait is shit
>>336101568
Tracer a shit.
>>336101496
You haven't played it, enjoy missing out on fun.
>game has microtransactions and skins
>has a retail price
If you buy this you are literally cancer
>>336100714
Only for Gundam ISIS.
>>336101573
>danish
meme language
No, why should I?
>>336101972
moar
>>336100714
people like you are the reason why we can't talk about upcoming games without being labeled as shills.
>>336101887
most multiplayer based AAA FPS games released recently have this, CS GO completely raped the game industry with its crate shit
Why would I buy a game just for a waifu when I already have her character model on sfm and have her do all sorts of things
>>336101816
>You haven't played it, enjoy missing out on fun.
Oh, but I did :)
>>336101972
What is she saying?
>>336101972
What kinda cake is she mixing?
>>336101972
Honestly, she looks more spanish than arab
I'm waiting on the open beta to make a decision, but I'm so desperate for a decent new multiplayer game that I'll probably end up buying Overwatch even if it's just mediocre.
>>336102683
>>336102683
STOP IT, SHE'S KILLING HIM
>>336102762
There's also Battleborn in two days, anon.
Yo, I preordered this early April 29th on PS4, should I have a code or be able to download the open beta off the store by now? Or is it maybe that since I got it so late it might take a little longer? I'm in NA btw
>>336100714
No shill, fuck off.
>>336100714
If your marketing team matters more than your devs, you can fuck right off.
>>336101780
my nigga
>>336102818
>tfw you'll never be smothered to death by maes THICK
Why keep going, /v/?
>>336102853
I played the beta for that and didn't care for it.
>>336102534
it didn't cost 40$ though. And considering how its been constantly available for 4.99$ through steam sales, it is basically a f2p game. You even have to pay monthly fee for better servers and matchmaking.
>>336102683
>Sunny
Please stop this
>>336101131
Better uninstal
>>336102948
I doubt reporting does anything. Saging is okay but best to just ignore them completely.
>>336101972
>>336103012
Sauce on these?
>>336101972
Best mainand girl
>>336103012
>still wearing her jacket
But a girl like Mei deserves to have every inch of her body loved and adored
Do you think she's into femdom?
Would she stand an my face in her cute tights?
>>336103112
Mei SFM is sadly rarest of all the Overwatch girls, barring Zarya.
>>336103093
Look up SunnyQ on DeviantArt and SunnySundown on Tumblr, dude draws the fattest asses
>>336103242
That's a big nectarine she has there.
Your game looks like assblasted liquid shit. Fuck off blizzard shill.
>>336103354
Your mum looks like ass blasted liquid shit.
>>336103525
>>336101887
>Game is also going to have free heros and maps for life
Don't see the problem tbhfam, you can get all the skins just by playing anyways.
>>336102853
battleborn is even more mediocre and is coming from a studio that is known to fuck up anything that isn't borderlands and even then borderlands is only above average at best
>>336100714
already did
>>336102661
JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE
No and I hope it dies as fast as heroes of the storm.
>>336101887
>game has microtransactions
so this was confirmed?
>>336103525
how much does blizzard pay their contractors to say this? 9.50 an hour?
>>336104378
>people itt are probably getting paid to post porn man
llol
>>336101887
>Can earn everything for free by playing
Wow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaagB5CpxM
>Blizzard in charge of community-made content
God damn retards are killing off free advertisements.
I kind of wanted to play it, but then I saw you need to install Origin for it.
>mfw I caught myself masturbating to Tracer
>>336104336
>Blizzard
guess what
So when will you fags accept these are literally made by shills?
Do I have to screencap them all?
I pre-ordered after watching a Mei gameplay video. Only played the beta 1 day and it was fun.
>>336101887
The game doesn't have microstransactions. You cannot use money to buy anything in the game. Everything HAS to be earned in-game, for free.
>>336105168
Do it.
>>336105032
>MFW all the good Sfm models are hard as fuck to find and there are secret groups that pass around models only to select animators and movie makers
>mfw overwatch models are going to go into these secret sects
>>336105032
Blizzard doesn't want SFM of Overwatch to exist because stupid people will actually believe Blizzard had something to do with the ridiculous amount of SFM porn that exist/will exist. It's not good for the company's image. They wouldn't take these models down if 99% of it wasn't used for porn.
>>336101780
>ywn give Mercy STDs
>>336100714
>/vi/irus
>not /v/ermin
>>336100714
maybe if they change that shitty ass voice.
>>336105259
You're fucking stupid.
SFM porn is the only reason people would buy this.
>>336105259
It's a shame because they made really damn good looking females.
>>336105259
>workshop models
>used for porn
lol
>>336100714
I generally do not play as girls in games. Never understood the appeal unless there was some unique gameplay aspect that can't be attained from a non female character.
>>336104989
Same could be said about LoL.
Doesn't make it good when blizzard can easilly release an OP hero, have a bunch of fuckers buy the hero. Then when everyone bought it and people are finally getting the hero the free way?
they nerf it into the ground.
>>336105248
I love how there's an actual SFM black market, it would actually sound too ridiculous to be true if I didn't know it existed
>>336105114
Origin? Dont you mean battle.net desktop app?
>>336104378
> I live in denial, and call everybody a shill and a drone because I can't accept the fact that other people have another opinion then mine
> The whole word revolves around me, because my down syndrome parents didn't teach me independence and other valuble life lessons that make me not a faggot
> I'm also still a virgin who vents his angst on the internet.
>>336100714
I want the viral marketers that make these waifu threads to be banned.
>>336105449
I'd honestly love to know what all the big SFM animators look like in real-life.
>>336105483
Not Origin? I read it on its Amazon page that it required Origin to play.
>>336105563
epik, i like it
>>336105449
>tfw I make models and never release them and get messages everyday for them to be releasedI don't even have the models anymore
>>336105554
A bunch of 7/10 passable guys that stutter, and are REALLY full of themselves.
>>336105554
The ZalSFM guy actually looks fairly normal in real life, you would never guess he does this kind of thing for money.
>>336104336
It's only cosmetics. Everything gameplay related is free.
>>336105534
I don't appriciate your tone, mister.
Go to your room.
>>336105710
>>336105727
Not baiting. I just looked at the Collector's edition just to see what it had in it, and it said something about Origin. Am I just misreading it? Here's the page: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B017L187X2/ref=s9_simh_gw_g63_i1_r?ie=UTF8
>>336105826
>its only skins guys it doesn't affect the game
TF2 and CS:Go would like a word with you anon
>>336105563
>>336105867
The Origins edition is a digital deluxe edition basically, bunch of skins and some items for other blizzard games
>>336105413
You fucking idiot
There is no cash shop. There is no way to pay real money for anything in the game.
You get all the heroes and you have to earn everything else. They even stated that all the future heroes and maps they add will be free and unlocked. So stop spouting shit about something you know nothing about.
>>336105804
Post his face
>>336105996
>you know nothing about
I know just as much as you do, their word and that's it.
but tf2 is already free
>>336105413
Take you way too long to earn every skin in LoL compared to Overwatch.
>>336105994
They really should have picked a better name in order not to confuse retards like me. For once, I am glad to be proven stupid.
>>336100714
Yup, pre-ordered it a few days ago.
>>336106058
>>336101648
He's right, y'know.
>>336106107
Yo how long does it take to get all the skins?
The first few that you want shouldn't take long, but leveling takes longer each time and so should the last few skins right?
Waiting for the beta. If I enjoy it, then I'll probably preorder.
>>336106147
She's Korean, right? Are real Koreans as cute as her?
>>336106182
Made my day.
>>336106259
fuck no
>>336106182
kek
>>336105914
Were those developed by Blizzard? Also how do CS:GO skins effect gameplay?
>>336106291
Damn.
>>336106259
cuter, but a lot are fake.
They also have the best accentnext to french,personally
>>336106259
Most of them get plastic surgery so likely
>>336105994
You're cute anon
>>336106259
>Are real Koreans as cute as her?
>>336106416
What?
got into the stress test a few weeks ago and loved it.
i almost never preorder but getting a look in forced my hand
I was interested in this game until I found out 20 tick and im amazed its coming out and 20 tick never changed
>>336106137
This amount of stupidity and the admittance of it is cute.
>>336106521
Tell me man, is it hard to learn all characters? Or is it better to 'main' someone?
>>336106521
Yeah I wasn't that hyped until I tried it. Everyone should give it a go since the beta is going to be open to everyone.
>>336106521
It's almost disgusting. Blizzard cock teases for months with these twitch streamers then they give everyone like 2 days then 4 days and then the preorders flood in.
They offer a 40$ price tag on a game worth 20$ and then they add a 60$ version for the people that go "well it's just 20$ more and it's exclusive".
>>336105487
Thanks for contributing to this overwatch thread! Overwatch, the new multiplayer online arena shooter by blizzard entertainment inc. Have you preordered your digital license today?
>>336106601
>>336106416
Dude stop posting little anime girls and calling people cute. It's weird.
>>336100714
Tracer is cute.
>>336106621
>main
Never main in a shooter.
learn them all, master 1 of each four, and then keep expanding.
>>336106705
well stop being cute.
>>336106621
most are pretty easy to learn and play well (assuming you're not completely retarded). and a select few are tougher to get a grip on.
about 3 or 4 maximum fall into the harder category.
that said, i plan to pretty much main lucio. only time i've ever really enjoyed playing support.
>>336106730
I hate when sluts that have taken multiple dicks dress up as pure waifus.
>>336106789
How would you compare Pharah to Soldier in TF2 in terms of usefulness and that "easy to play, hard to master" category? I heard the splash damage of her rockets is so tiny you pretty have to hit people dead on.
>tfw all the fun classes are getting nerfed like genji and lucio
>because apparently a lack of cooldowns is too powerful, and map awareness or mechanical skill shouldn't be rewarded
:^)
>>336106885
i didnt find the splash too bad. not really comparable to soldier though. way more mobility. i spent most of the time boosting and hovering over people and unloading on them. made it pretty hard to miss.
usefulness depends on the map and tema though so.... eh.
>>336106885
Shes Direct hit with a no fucking worry rocket jump that does the same jump everytime. She can also conc jump but that's broken for the time being and likely being removed as a feature. She also can hover for easy air sustain. Theres also no fall damage so you don't have to worry about that. Oh and no fall off so shits dead from across the map.
>>336103807
iqdb gives nothing
GIVE
ME
A
NAME
>>336107268
>>336103807
nvm got it
galianbeast
>>336107092
God this is so fucking stupid
>Alright we have a sniper character from an evil corporation...
>lets uh, have her snipe some figure head that's not really relevent to any major story points, cause shes a sniper right?
>uh yeah, and make sure shes part of the evil corp that reaper is apart of
>shit alright, we need her to fight someone
>well we have like 3 other models and we already used two so lets do tracer
>alright and why is tracer there?
>shes just watching the figure head
>why
>cause we need to make our main character pro surpressed minorities or something
>kay, what should she say when she snipes the robot guy
>WHY ARE YOU SO EVIL?
>yeah whatever lets go make this fucking thing
>>336106914
Why nerf Genji? He was so fucking easy to counter as well. Literally any beam or explosion based weapon counters his main defense as well as just not shooting him when he does his deflect.
> /v/irus
Now that's what I call shilling.
>>336107415
because people whined about him being able to get away if he actually planned out his attacks and had an escape route, or heaven forbid used his cooldown reset.
>>336107552
>genji cooldown reset
how?
>>336106223
Pretty sure the level xp caps at level 40 or 50 so it's the same xp everytime after that.
code plz gib me
>>336107351
Sage for Viral
>>336106914
where? not seeing this in patch notes
>>336107681
If you kill someone with his dash-slash move it resets the cooldown on it.
>>336107681
if you use his swift blade or whatever on someone with low enough health you will reset the cooldown.
It does like 50 damage and theres a dot grace period that does minor damage. If you kill them within the dot or from the slash you get it reset.
>>336107791
their health was lowered.
>all those people that took Reaper's edginess way too seriously
>>336107875
genji and lucio already had low health as it was
this'll probably affect new players more than anyone else, experienced genjis already know not to go head-on
>>336106651
I was going to pick this game up for my 5 year old daughter along with the my little pony game.
That's the age group the game is made for, right?
>>336107753
because it's boring and poorly written and seeing that much work pumped into something written by a twelve year old is a little disheartening.
>>336103102
I have an edit of that pic where she's holding herhorsecock.
>>336106259
Never met a brunette korean
>>336107915
Blizzard took it too far.
Everytime he shows up he gets more edgy.
It's gone past the line of joke and wrapped around into cringe territory.
>>336107807
>>336107812
Theres no DoT and you don't need to kill with the strike to reset the cd. you just need to kill.
>>336108187
There is a dot.
>>336108280
it was removed ages ago.
No. Because i'm buying her game.
No beta key for me. I think I'm going to cancel the pre-order. I'm done with Blizzard.
>>336108376
the beta is over, dingus.
still though, good on you for showing them how cancerous their prerelease campaign was.
that is, unless you are just going to cave and buy the game at msrp anyways.
>>336101887
>Art team has to slave for nothing after release
Fuck off entitled cunt
If I buy now do I get to play?
>>336108449
>Beta is over
Nigga.. in 4 days it's up again.
>>336108532
that's open beta.
why are you expecting a key for open beta?
I bought Bastion's game.
>>336107351
>We have a sniper who has a fleshed out backstory of essentially being a Manchurian-candidate-esque assassin. Pretty cool
>Lets have her kill an Omnic who is a figurehead of the movement of establishing peace to further establish the world of Overwatch, this time focusing on the aspect of the Omnics and their tense relationship with humanity after the Omnic war
>also we aren't idiots, so we remember that Reaper and her are allies since the first Overwatch cinematic trailer, and thats an established fact, not something we made up
>Okay, now let's put Tracer in
>She's the mascot, plus this is about showing off the key characteristics of Widowmaker, so it's only right to show her ideological counterpart fighting her and losing the upper hand
>so why is Tracer there?
>Well she is an ex Overwatch member, so she does support the coalition between Omnics and humans and sees the speaker as essentially a MLK type figure.
>But what if people are just too dumb to exist and think it's entirely coincidence or that we want her to be a progressive so Blizzard looks progressive?
>If the viewer doesn't believe she isn't there with the intent of protecting him, which seems abundantly clear by the fact that she tries to, then saying she respects the robot for his peaceful values isn't crazy
>What should we have the narration say to further flesh out the character?
>How about an intelligent dialogue relating to the metaphor of her being a black widow through her backstory of being turned into a cold killer who murdered her husband by talking about how she feels when she kills?
>Cool! Let's make this thing! You'd have to be some idiot to not understand the base merits of this trailer to some degree!
>>336108590
I never expected any key you retard, I was in the previous two betas and never needed a key, they just enabled it in my account. I didn't even buy the game.
>>336100714
Already did, I've been playing since early beta its a really fun game.
>>336108634
>How about an intelligent dialogue relating to the metaphor of her being a black widow through her backstory of being turned into a cold killer who murdered her husband by talking about how she feels when she kills?
bravo
amazing
>>336108590
Nah, they even have commercials for it on tv. It is for pre orders.
>>336108590
You do know preorders get in early, yes?
>>336108590
Because they're keys for early access to the open beta.
>>336108735
I'm not trying to say it's the most artful message ever crafted. I'm just trying to say that original poster was an idiot and a prude.
>LITERALLY two days left
>>336108836
Sure but they're just so unoriginal with it.
Like the comics are the most straightforward badguys and goodguys win story, and the videos *winstons was okay* were really nothing.
I mean I'm not expecting much, just something more than. "doing literally their job, and then have a snarky comment"
>>336108793
>>336108782
>>336108747
>>336108675
they email you that shit. if you didn't get the email don't whine to /v/, contact support
and honestly it's two days, who gives a fuck.
>>336108312
I hope you and others can enjoy that game, it just doesn't look like too much fun to me.
I kinda wanna buy this game, but I feel like it's not actually that fun and people are just shilling it because of the waifu material.
>>336109271
If you wanna find out if it's fun or not, play the open beta this Thursday. Won't cost you any money, just some time.
>>336109271
I don't want to use the term but it's artificial fun.
Like the game is really boring to watch, but the abilities make you feel really good because you feel like you're doing a lot. It's built to make everyone feel like a winner, and at the same time theres enough variety that it doesn't get old fast enough for anyone playing the beta.
Dubs gets it bois
>>336109271
I've been playing since the first closed beta and it's a lot of fun, has a little of something for everyone, some elements don't work so well but overall its a really solid game.
>>336109331
>>336109383
Fuck me, I'm moving to Lisbon this week. Wouldn't be able to try the beta until I got my internet up and running.
Spare code anyone?
[email protected]
>>336109331
honestly not that fun. They tried to make a competitive game from the ground up for that esports money then balanced it around ultra casual play and now its just a fucking mess that alienates both crowds
just my opinion of course
when will i get my early access key
>>336109271
I find it really fun but you should just try the free beta before you buy it
Also I don't give a shit about waifus and having to play a girl character sometimes annoys me
>>336109402
eric simply eric
>>336109000
They're promo videos though. Their whole goal is mainly to establish characters, as characters and the world they inhabit are the primary selling points that separate the game from other modern shooters. They should be giving the characters clear personalities that mesh well with their in game playstyle to make a cohesive experience for anyone who wants to pick up the game. I'll grant that the comics could be better, and I wish that we got more heroes in some of the videos than the 4 from the first trailer. But the videos are just trying to make the characters distinct and cool, and they succeed IMO
>>336109471
Well you know better than I do. My first hands on experience with this game will be the open beta.
>>336108959
It's tomorrow anon, what do you mean 2 days? Or do you live in Cuckland AKA Europe?
>>336109095
I got my keys brah just saying what keys he was talking about.
>1D 13H left
>>336109609
It's May 3rd for Americans. Today is May 1st. Where are you that it's early?
>>336109402
senpai let me at them codes
[email protected]
>>336109609
>Cuckland
>Europe
I think you have it backwards mate.
US is Cuckland, EU is Poorland.
Why am I able to open the client?
>>336109545
yeah you're right, it's just my sour carrying over from the comics
>>336109095
I give a lot of fucks about those 2 days since I didn't get an invite before although I'm a customer since 15 years and got all their shit and pay for WoW since start.
If I don't get the ANNOUNCED pre-order beta invite then I'm legitimately done with Blizzard altogether. That's no way to treat your customers.
>>336109767
>Being braindead
IT SAYS SO RIGHT ON THE FUCKING SCREEN
IT'S NOT ON RIGHT NOW
>>336109767
Blizz wants to tease you
>>336109803
Feels bad mate. I got to play twice and don't even like the game. Feels like a bunch of shallow MOBA tier waifu pandering crap to me. Spent two betas raping every "girl" I could see as Bastion.
>>336109402
tryin muh lucks
>still haven't gotten the beta keys yet
>>336100714
I just won the game and a razer headset from tacobell about an hour ago. stoked.
>>336109930
whacha order
>>336109767
if you were in the final stress test you've been able to open it ever since
>>336109803
I've been throwing money at them about as long as you have. Why would they jump through hoops if they already have your wallet locked in? Unless you have retarded outlier computer hardware or are a popular twitch streamer you have nothing that warrants an invite.
>>336109803
I never understood why people feel like they're entitled to be treated like a special snowflake when all they've done is just pay for entertainement that THEY wanted to pay for.
'Man, I'm a loyal customer.'
Really.. a loyal customer?
>>336110001
wat
>>336109930
>stoked
who says this in 2016 honestly
>>336100714
I dont buy shit, so no shill.
>>336103102
Hardest to draw.I probably only like this game for the fanart potential.
>>336110070
Are you american?
>>336110165
Yes actually, I had to read it a couple times to figure out what you meant when I kept reading "why do they feel like they're entitled to treatment when they buy something that they paid for."
>>336103685
This webm made me feel bad because I've never kissed a girl.
Weird that straight up fucking porn doesn't provoke this reaction.
>>336108045
>>336108045
You should have posted it anon
>>336100714
Shitty overhyped bliz game, nothing ever changes. If you all weren't retards you would stop shilling that dying company and let them go under but instead you let them continue to produce shit AND you pay for it. Autism in a nutshell
>>336110292
probably cause a kiss means a lot more than casual sex.
>>336110331
comes on anon, its their first new ip in forever.
give it a chance.
>>336109402
[email protected]
>>336102534
>CS GO completely raped the game industry with its crate shit
It's only because people are stupid enough to waste ludicrous amounts of money on 'skins', literally just a png file that goes over your gun so you can think you look cool. Same as league's skins but at least you can earn those for free from playing. We now live in the world of microtransactions because you morons paid for them, they're here to stay because there's too many suckers out there with more dollars than sense.
>>336110383
Blizzard will never get another dollar from me, and if you do pay them then you are a cuck. I've been playing their games since the 90s, depressing to see that state of it now.
>>336109971
my order? i got it on xbox
>>336110073
im 25, and I fucked your mother, so I guess I do.
>>336110638
you gonna see the warcraft movie?
>>336110132
She really needs more art
>>336109402
There are no dubs on /v/, only trips and more
>>336110638
>Free beta
>Costing money
You're a special kind of retard aren't you, also being a blind hater is just as bad as being a companycocksucker.
>>336109971
I just realized what you meant when you said what did I order lol my bad, get this, A large rootbeer. rootbeer is the drink of winners.
>>336110638
>tfw still play WoW
>tfw play heroes of the storm occasionally
>tfw play overwatch and have fun (been in the closed beta since the beginning)
Sure Blizzard isn't as great as they used to be but i still have fun with it.
>>336110638
go away grandpa
>>336102742
She's not arab, she's egyptian.
>>336110638
what are you even saying anymore
Yes, but I only bought because of him.
I never had this fun in an online game in a long time. Well, when Tf2 was still good.
>>336110719
But art is hard.
>>336102853
>first person ASSFAGGOTS
No thanks.
>>336110638
Soo, how about that spare overwatch key you have?
[email protected]
>>336110958
Traps are life
also bombs detonating off of wall bounces or floor bounce is pure sex.
>>336110715
too little too late, if it came out around BC i would have
>>336110757
the game costs 40 bucks you faggot. beta testing games is for devs not consumers you millennial cuck.
>>336110835
i feel sorry for you, all those games are shit.
>>336110854
>>336110952
it's past your bedtime kiddos
>>336110920
egyptians are arab.
>>336111037
don't feel sorry for me, i'm havin fun.
>>336105032
Now before anyone says it's because of porn, the most popular maker of those pron animations made their models from scratch.
So Blizzard has no excuse.
>>336111020
I'll print it out and wipe my ass with it, if you can still decipher it with my shit smeared on it it's yours.
