>get Uncharted Collection since never played them
>start it up
>mom is in the same room
>"anon, what movie is that?"
>"It's a game, mom. Uncharted"
>"Oh wow haha, I thought those were real people"
Mind you, it was just Drake's Fortune rendered at hi-def 1080p and silky smooth 60fps.
If she thinks that was real life...imagine her reaction to Uncharted 4?
>>336094229
Post a picture of your mom
Do you have sex with her?
>>336094345
>>336094571
wtf is wrong with you people?
>>336094229
Literally
>>336094345
the
>>336094571
same
>>336094703
person.
>>336094229
my mom said the same thing about the opening movie of Age of Mythology, a 14 year old game
You in for a wold full of adventure my friend
>le sonygger false flagging epic movie game maymay
Ugh
>>336094229
>>29672333 (OP)
screw >>29672441 and make a deal with me OP.
Have you ever drank a glass of black rhinoceros blood? Of course not, I was just being colloquial to start this story with an anecdote. The first time I had a glass I was in South Africa, taking a celebratory drink in Johannesburg after completing a successful hunt. You see, in South Africa they don't hunt lion, or elephant. We hunted a more dangerous game: the kaffir, or black man. I finally had a 7 year old boy cornered in an Oingo Bongo merchandise warehouse when the thoughts passed through my mind: Should I pull the trigger? Can I ever come back to who I was before this moment? I pulled the trigger, made my first 100 million dollars. Mr. Johnson, this is something you need to ask yourself: can I pull the trigger on this deal and make the right choice? 10% funding for 85% ownership and prima nocte rights to your daughters.
Moms are retarded
>>336095161
Moms are cute
Is your mom blind?
Here is the proof that autism can be passed from parent to child.
>>336095708
No bully
