First game you ever cranked one out to?
Mine was Soul Calibur in 99. They had a model viewer mode and I was like an inch away from Ivys huge tits.
I don't have a penis
That ps2 game where you played in the camera and could take videos. I took a video of myself jerking it and came on my own face and used that for days until I got scared if someone seeing the video and deleted it.
Most likely banjo
>>336088669
The strippers in GTA IV.
>>336089220
what the fuck
Jak II.
>>336089126
Let me guess
Canadian?
Stay cucked faggot
>>336088669
Soul Caliber 4. That character creator, man.
>>336090464
>The strippers in GTA IV.
Wow... How old are you?
>>336090464
Underaged
I didn't play any games with anything lewd it in back then, but I knew this furry online who I was "friends" with and he linked me this one day.
>>336088669
Mine was Conkers Bad Fur Day.
It also happened to be the very first time I busted a nut. It was right before the end of grade 6, I had just gotten the 4 bee groups to tickle the sun flower with breasts. And when I saw her tits, I got rock hard and just started rubbing it until I blew my load and then freaked out at wtf came out of my dick.
>>336089220
Sexy
Elise in SSX3 is the only game I've ever tried masturbating to.
>>336088669
Mine was either Ivy as well (SC2) or Tales of Symphonia (put Sheena in her formal outfit then went to the Dragon stables in Asgaard where the camera is really close to the character).
Don't remember which was first, although I definitely whacked it the Symphony of the Night succubus before those via memory, rather than with the TV on.
I remember fapping to my japanese imported sailor moon ps1 game, good times.
>>336091185
That fucking zebra man.
>>336090870
>>336091016
I'm 21.
>>336088669
>Cranking it to a video game
You mean video game porn right?
>>336088669
What does this picture mean?
>>336091987
haven't you ever came and not wiped it off and just put it back in your pants.
I was classy and cranked it out to Spice Channel when it you could barely make out a tit in the fuckin static
>>336088669
I actually don't recall, Pepe. There are very few games that even arouse me and even fewer that I would go to the trouble of jerking off during. Probably the Sims 1 or 2. Good for jerking since it can be played primarily with just the mouse, and because if you've got an active imagination the Sims is a wondrous playground of rapey delights.
>>336090870
>>336091016
GTAIV came out eight years ago retards.
>>336091824
>250x250
What is this a picture for an..... Oh shit!!
Muhahahaha you fell into my trapyou fool, now, feel the wrath of the man they call; alejandro Alexander minnow goieska alexandrov michinoku Rusev! All boy before me! He is god and i am his loyal jester servant.
Lego movie the game
>>336092256
Who let the Malkavian use the internet?
>>336092193
underage faggot
>>336088669
Well, I never did anything like that, but... I did have a crush on Kurtis from Tomb Raider: Angel if Darkness.
Are there any among you who have some class?
>>336092406
>I can't into math
If I were TEN JUST FUCKING TEN WHEN IT CAME OUT I'D BE AN ADULT NOW YOU GOD DAMN MORON!
>>336088669
Soul Calibur 3. It was either Talim or Sophitia
>>336088669
The first Fable i think?
Prototype 1 actually. I enjoyed taking control of the latina npc's and making them shake their butt.
>>336092448
KIROV REPORTING
Smash Bros, to Link.
Fun times.
>>336092448
I also jerked off to the pictures of girls in the manual to Red Alert 3.
>>336088669
I vaguely remember trying to jerk off to bastila, but it didn't work very well
I'm not including H games as real games, because I was totally jerking off to Ganguro Girl back in the day
That jiggle, man.I drew dis
>>336092383
What ist thou talking about? Tis I, your brother, Kuznarp VI. You are my brother Kunzite. We must fo to the crystal palace in crystal Tokyo in the town of crystal lake in the town of crystal Illinois.
I'm a lady, so...
>>336092705
You need to work on your fingers more.
Everyone, Coryxkenshin is back!
annabel from billy bayou
>>336092710
I'm too high for this shit man. I'm going to sleep now.
>>336092448
cyka blyat
>>336092789
Come on, you never used the vibrator on a controller to pleasure yourself?
The walking dead chapter 2 something about clemintine turns me on
>>336092645
So you got the game, open the manual and whip out your dick? Or it is later when you're looking up mechanics?
>>336092926
>>336092909
But brother, what about the evil witch belzed? She has forsaken our crystal kingdom and pillaged our people from their comfortable homes. I knew i couldn't have trusted you, you dirty traitor!
>>336092831
Yeah, they're either too rubbery or too blocky
I remember it pretty fucking well.
>DoA2 on Dreamcast
>fun as fuck, always do tag/4p with friends
>either that or Power Stone when they come over
>play hooky one day by faking sick
>parents and everyone gone
>load up DoA2 in living room big screen
>play as Tina, suddenly feel boner happening
>lock down the entire house, mute TV so I can hear if anyone is coming in
>proceed to beat my dick to Tina and cum buckets
>get sleepy, go take a nap
>wake up as school gets out and spend rest of day downloading mp3s on slow as fuck dial-up
>>336093143
You got a blog or something to follow your work?
best game
>>336092980
Who is this clemon of tine sir? I would like to take her back to my castle after i kill Belzed and my brother Kunzite and fuck her brains out!
>>336093305
Robo-Lewds.tumblr.com
Gonna start up commissions again this month, also using my Tax return to get an intuous.
>>336093378
Fuck yea you do you m8
>>336088669
Ivy in Soul Calibur 2. Same as you, homeboy. That model viewer was a godsend. I used to masturbate to the rhythm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU2JFNz9qSU
>>336093512
Thanks man I really like what I've seen so far.
>>336088669
>move camera to look at female character's assets
>she turns to the camera and winks and lets you look
>>336093020
I was looking at the manual on the way home from Wal-Mart, and saw the hot chicks so when I got home I went into my room and rubbed one out.
>>336091185
gallons of semen lost
>>336093512
If you join my kingdom, you will get NO taxes at all. Join me brother, and together we can rule the entire country of Filandrophar!
>>336093553
Tell me, how old is m'lady?
>>336093686
I could just move to Alberta.
>>336093770
Bout as old as the men from duck dynasty
The succubus enemies in Daggerfall
perfect dark zero
bit honestly I would just get on a machine gun on cod 2 and continuously fire while letting my controller vibrate on my dick while thinking about the perfect dark zero bitch
>well this water medal was tough to get, let's see what I get now
>oh, a swimming pool area, that's okay I guess
>oh hey look, all the girls in the game in their swimsuits
>dat Fur
That was only after I discovered how to cum, didn't even know how to masturbate properly. Would just rub my dick on my bed sheets and blanket.
>>336093142
Fuck off nerd
Lo and behold men, we are off to war with the evil witch Belzed! Wishme luck gentlemen. I shall be bringing my other brother, a martial arts expert named Thonolan.
>>336094003
>perfect dark zero bitch
I missed the short hair Joanna. Didn't like her PDZ look.
>>336093053
Is that the one who's tits got bigger
>>336088669
It was either to Monica in Dark Cloud 2 or Riku in her FFX-2 design. Can't remember which came first
Never, I think.
>>336088669
while playing the game, or the first character from a video game? big difference
the hookers in True Crime Streets of LA when they just ontop of you shoving their crotch in your face when they fight you
>>336092448
she's milf tier now
>>336094673
Seriously did not know about that until reading your post and looking it up.
>>336088669
Either Goombella or Flurrie from Paper Mario TTYD
>>336095626
Even better
>>336088669
The female player character in HOTD4, her tight miniskirt and pantyhose still look nice even though she's one hell of a butterface.
>>336088669
the godfather game on ps2 had a strip club and id jack it to those low poly
>>336095626
MUH DICK
>>336088669
Either soul calibur 2 or vice city
the strip club in tampa on thug
>>336092256
*unzips spork*
>>336094405
Thank you for at least adopting a name so I can at least filter your unfunny 9-year-old bullshit.
>>336088669
First time I masturbated ever was to the Final Fantasy XI Mithra creation screen.
Looking at the release date for the expansions, I was about 10-13 I think.
Some big tittied bitch in Timesplitters 2.
