It's just not pump-a-rum.
This shit aint even pickle-pee.
>>336075094
>Another fucking pointless, baseless Dork Souls thread.
Will you inbreds stop clogging up the front page already?
>>336075190
It's a gift trading thread you baka.
Get in the pickle-pee of things already.
>>336075190
Itty bitty baby? Baby bitch tears.
Filter and hide.
>>336075190
your a stupid nigger. He's obviously saying that the amount of mimics in this game (and how fucking hard they are) is too damn high. But your such a goddamn failure and disappointment to your parents and friends that you just couldn't see it. JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELF ALREADY. FUCK.
>>336075190
Bumping this thread for you.
>>336075190
>not using catalog
>>336077175
I want to pickle my pee in her pump-a-rum
>>336075190
t. hothead
>>336077175
>thatunicorn.bmp
I'd pump her rum
>>336077175
I want to pump-that-rump
>>336075094
I can't remember the last time I got hit by a mimic.
They're so easy to dodge it's ridiculous.
>>336075094
Over half the chests in this game are mimics. It's fucking ridiculous.
>>336075094
Mimics are literally doing nothing wrong.
>Sit around all day in their chests
>Are never hostile unless you fuck with them first
>The one at the bottom of the Catacombs will absolutely beat the shit out of that fire demon
Also if you've ever used a Hunters Charm on one it's quite honestly adorable. They even have a little stretch and a yawn when they wake up.
>>336078847
They should just make the mimic jump at you before getting hit sometimes shit is just dumb the way it is. Also where the fuck are the trapped chests?
>Mimic running speed
Holy fuck they are fast
What the fuck even are Mimics?
>>336079265
Monsters that disguise themselves as treasure chests.
>>336079328
nah dog. Treasure chest are fashioned after mimics. Look it up.
>>336079850
Huh, so they are.
But we call them "Mimics" because they "mimic" treasure chests.
So what did they call them before they invented treasure chests?
>>336079265
Either
a security system
Hollows who are greedy and turn
Monsters
Or metamorphed chests.
>>336079850
>Treasure chest are fashioned after mimics
That's clever.
>>336079965
monsters
>>336075190
>replying to the thread
>allowing people to reply to you to bump the thread
stupid baka desu
>>336079965
They didn't have a name until words were invented. Doesn't matter, just a game.
>>336078583
You mean his pump-a-rum, right?
>>336079965
Terrifying monsters who literally fucking eat you.
>>336080159
>his
>>336079850
That makes no sense
>>336080254
Don't worry. Birds don't have any penises.
You are free to stick it into his boypussy, which doubles as an anus.
>>336080404
It makes perfect sense. People decided it would be a good model chests containing treasure or other personal belongings after a terrifying tongue monster, as to stop thieves stealing your shit.
THE LORE DEEPENS.
>>336079850
>when everything suddenly makes sense
>>336079965
Mimics are "branded hollows" who assume the position of mimic as a form of punishment or disgrace. They weren't around before treasure chests were invented, since hollowing requires an era of fire (and thus of treasure chest making) to have come before it.
>>336075094
>When the Mimic winds up his roundhouse kick in the middle of you taking a Sippy
>>336081087
>roundhouse kick
Chuck Norris is spinning in his grave.
Mimics have some pretty sweet karate moves
>>336081249
They really do. They're also exceptional sprinters. It's a wonder why they sit around all day in their chests, when if they banded together they could probably take over.
>>336081245
Well what the fuck is it then?
>>336081506
TATSUMAKI SENPYUKYAKU
>>336081691
tru
>>336075094
I swear there's more fucking mimics in the game than there are chests. It really ruins the surprise.
>>336078992
This reminded me, that fire demon got killed by a fucking skeleton the last time I fought him.
>>336079265
seath being a dick as usual
how do i walk across the fire rocks in iron keep guys
>>336083264
That is some Loony Toons tier shit in that webm
>>336083264
this is the best webm
>>336083264
>Being chased down the corridors of the Cathedral by a mimic
Both amusing and terrifying.
>>336082994
The mimics seem like the happiest creatures in the game though. They literally laugh as they beat the crap out if you.
>>336083264
If only /v/ webms could have sound.
This would be the perfect theme to that video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
>abyss watcher helm, gauntlets and leggings
>assassin torso
is this good fashion?
