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buy my game chéri
why is she blue?
>>336058035
because niggers are overated
>>336058035
She got the oxygen fucked out of her.
>>336058206
>those boobs
>those hips
>that ass
>those feet
fuck she is perfect
Sure thing
>>336058035
Because she ain't got nobody to listen
3 days tilldisappointment
It pains me that Blizzard is actually a good animation company that makes bad games.
Anyone have a spare code? [email protected]
>>336058609
I played some of the closed beta weekends and at pax, it's bretty solid, worth 40 bucks 2bh
>>336058673
But Overwatch isfun.
>shit at FPS
>shit at mobas
I already know this game isn't for me.
>>336058840
sent ;)
>>336058673
They weren't this bad. But after Blizzard NORTH got dissolved, Blizzard got under ActiVision's wings and a lot of people left the company...it pretty much turned very bad.
>>336058609
but isn't it on the 5th
>>336058840
sent
>>336059368
2nd if you have an early beta codeI thought it was the 3rd
>>336059736
http://onlywat.ch/
>>336058840
sen t :-)
More like Overmeme: the fapping simulator for losers.
>>336058319
nice shitty clipping
>>336057910
I think I want Overwatch but I don't.
>>336058914
A "fun" game to reward shitters
>>336057910
I want to play it but I know I will get bored of it real quick.
>>336058275
Not really, she has no personality due to the mental conditioning she was given.
>>336061638
yeah I bet having sex with her would be like fucking a corpse
>>336057910
Is it common for frogs to call each other cheri?
>>336061803
there's best girl.
>>336061803
>dat visible squeeze against the straps on her thighs
unf
>>336061907
Tracer is cute.
Who you calling charry?
>>336062020
CUTE!
>>336062172
Cuuuuuuute.
How broken is a team of 6 tracers?
>>336061368
Wily Widow and the Cheeky Ambush. t--soni
>>336062389
My wife's son (who is a transgendered otherkin) is very offended by this. Delete this or suffer the consequences when Bernie Sanders becomes president.
>>336057910
is widowmaker a virgin
>>336062389
>>336062574
she lost the only dick that could fill her and now she''s on a killing spree to prevent all the other cunts in the land to be happy
so, no
>>336062549
Sorry love, you said something?
>>336057910
i'll consider it when you stop viralling
>>336062549
i identify as tracer's butt and what you're doing is hate speech against me
get your hate speech out of this board
get your hate speech out of this board
get your hate speech out of this board
What went wrong with Overwatch /v/?
>>336061638
>supposed to be some kind of stone cold zombie assassin
>playfully mocks and chides tracer their whole encounter
Yep that's some Blizzard writing alright.
>>336062695
>what kinda twerk animation you want senpai?
>you know the actor Micheal J Fox?
>say no more
>>336062781
Never goy, just accept it
Here's a rare tracer just for you
>>336062549
That was really funny.
>>336063024
lel
im a massive kfapper and yet i will never see how people can get off to d.va
>>336063503
it's because your desensitized to everything.
It kind bothers me how much of this game's fan creations are SFM related material.
Is 3D modeling that much easier to do compared to actually drawing things?
>>336057910
BUT I FUCKING DID
BLIZZ WHERE ARE MY KEYS
>>336057910
How is OW hacking scene doing? Anybody already gives money for private hacks?
>>336063742
everyone uses the same models for sfm, the only thing people actually do is the animation.
>>336063742
The models are pre-ripped, people don't remake them. All they have to do is pose them for the animation. Much easier than drawing.
>>336064047
>>336064009
So I can google a guide and start cranking out lesbian Tracer or Pharah getting assfucked next week?
>>336064229
Yes
>>336064229
Yeah, as long as you share it with your good pals on /v/.
>>336064229
>Next week
Easilyand then post it for us please
>>336064229
don't be deceived, SFM animation is harder than it looks
>>336064229
yes, do some d.va please.
>>336064401
Not really, it's just time consuming.
>>336058035
Choking on dicks
>>336064401
So start with stills then.
>>336062020
What do you think Tracer and Angry Joe were thinking in that video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE70VZe6BOs
>>336057910
I'll buy it if you give me your pre order friend key, I might even suck your dick.
Nah, i'm going to play Battleborn PFFF HAHA
>>336064581
Not him but I'm gonna download SFM now.
It's not like I have something better to do
>>336064682
Tracer was on her phone, she obviously didn't give a shit about Pissed Pedro.
>>336064945
Be sure to share the results of your hard work with your good pals on /v/.
>>336064401
>SFM animation is harder than it looks
No, it isn't. It's easier.
>>336057910
Ironic shilling is still shilling.
>>336065089
If you like Futa smut, sure.
![Tom and Jerry The Lost Dragon HINDI Full Movie (2014) Full [HD] 4.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YQWr13m.jpg "Tom and Jerry The Lost Dragon HINDI Full Movie (2014) Full [HD] 4")
>>336063742
I swear, every time I see this, I think it's going to be a 9/11 edit
>>336061835
Est-ce qu'il est commun pour les rosbifs de dire "Dear" lorsque ils se parlent entre eux?Overwatch est de la merde, merci Blizzard.
>>336065270
can you do one of d.va fucking another d.va?
Battleborn will be better
>>336065270
>If you like Futa smut, sure.
Where do you think we are.jpg
>>336065525
looks less obtrusive than Borderlands at least
>>336065132
It's easy to animate but it takes more than SFM to be good at animation
>>336057910
Too many redditors playing this game. If you make a single comment that isn't "Awesome! xD" you get barraged with memes. PJSALTPJSALTPJSALT
SALT? SALT? SALTY! Okay tracerpicker! Okay widowpicker! Okay, mercypicker! It's just like LoL, if you aren't acting like a sickeningly positive memer, you get shunned by the entire lobby.
Who needs cuckwatch when cod4 remake is literaly around the corner
>>336063742
I've always preferred the original girl when it comes to lewds. With current technology, you're never forced to browse through all these different art styles and varying levels of artists' skill anymore. The 3D models you fell in love with are the ones from the actual game, made from the actual devs, fully animated in 3D. There's no point in lewd fanart anymore unless you're Zeronis or Sakimichan. Does Zone even make lewds anymore? I haven't heard from him/her since Teen Titans and Skullgirls. Did he go 3D as well?
>>336065618
your more likely to get memes from /v/
>>336065618
There's a thing called muting, you should try it some time. They only bother you because you allow them to bother you.
>>336065376
Wait, frogs call Brits roastbeefs? That's hilarious.
So Widow is Frogslut, then Tracer is Roastbeefslut then? You silly Eurotrash are so divided.
>>336065376
qui qui sacre bleu
>>336065671
This, at least it's fractionally more difficult for hacks to give the character cowtits in every other drawing if they're all switching to sfm.
>>336065429
Sure, I just need to figure out how the program works.
And I probably need some models, has anyone a site or something for that?
>>336062695
I love that all that SJW crap about tracers ass and having the pose somewhat removed means that all her porn forever will be ass related.
And now there will be more of it then there would have been without that original email.
>>336065608
Once you get into SFM, you will learn the hard way... that SFM sucks. Firstly, you're limited to what models are available. So there's already a massive cut to your imagination/creativity. Secondly, 99% of models can only do certain poses. Even the best poses will totally break by doing certain positions... positions that aren't even complicated, like bending over or crossing arms. You'll spend months and months making animations until you realize drawing is superior in every way imaginable. I dropped SFM after 6 months once I realized I was wasting my time. I'm 2 months into drawing 3-4 hours/day and I can already do so much more than I could with SFM.
>>336065906
>I'm 2 months into drawing 3-4 hours/day and I can already do so much more than I could with SFM.
I too wish I was unemployed.
Your game is shit, you half-dead whore
>>336065826
Blizzard took down all the nude models you could try messaging someone on tumblr for them.
>>336065985
I wonder what he does with the other 13 hrs he awake.
>>336066096
>Blizzard took down all the nude models
Wait, what?
>>336065906
Oh yeah?
Show us one of youranimationsthen.
>no OSX version
>>336066180
They put a dcma on lots of sites hosting the models.
>>336066021
Did you play it?
>>336065985
What? How fucking long are you awake? I'm up at 7:30 and in bed at midnight. I work 8 to 4:30
>>336065826
https://sfmlab.com/browse/?search_text=overwatch&incomplete=1&category=&o=-pub_date
you need to sign up and enable adult content
>>336057910
>Widow Maker shouting random bits of French during sex
>>336066505
Thank you Anon
>>336066341
Yes, I did. It is utter trash.
>>336058035
because she lives in a blue house with blue windows
>>336066621
>Starts in english
>drops to slurring in french over time
Oh yes
>>336066203
Only thing left is a bunch of scraps... want a webm of midna's hand moving down an unmoving link's dick a single time?
>>336066734
Yes
>it's a "pre-ordered the game but still no early access keys" thread
C'mon Blizzard I sucked your dick now give me the cream
>overwatch
>legion
>legacy servers
>new diablo 3 project
>heartstone expansion
>heroes gaining on LoL
year of the blizzard, chums. feels wonderful.
>>336062881
Fell to the classic blunder
Hopes to insert in the genre by name alone
Caters to normies
>>336066668
>people born when that song first came out are now 17 and shitposting on /v/
>>336066949
On their twitter, they said you'll get it before the early access. Probably monday
>>336058035
daba de daba di
>>336067056
>and they will have sex before you do
>>336062172
>nignog lips
Why
If I was part of the previous betas do I get the early access beta?
>>336066665
Why did you lie to me just now, anon?
>>336067421
Only if you preordered. And it's only a two day difference from the true open beta, who cares
>>336062389
The thing I'm most happy about this trend of Tracer x Widow shipping is the fact that at least someone in the picture will always have some ass.
Because Tracer has no fucking ass.
>>336067831
She has a small but wellformed butt.
Playable president hero when?
>>336068313
This is a real quality render. I wish I had more time in the day to work on smut and such.
>>336068459
What model is that? Looks way better than the one everyone else is using
>>336068936
Its the normal model, just with one level of subdivision turned on. I use Blender instead of SFM so I can tweak the models like that.
>>336069805
lol tracer is in this exact same pose in the last trailer
so what's the actual story in overwatch? am interested, but kinda lazy to watch the videos.
>>336070349
>dude robots are jews lmao
>dude cyborg superheroes lmao
>dude australia became mad max land lmao
basically thats it
>>336070349
Theres a robot war
Overwatch is formed to fix it
War fixed
Overwatch breaks from the inside
PETRAS Act disbands Overwatch and everyone leaves in their separate ways
Everyone in Overwatch is pretty much a mercenary
Now this is where Overwatch (The game) happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1OCpUWJN8Q
>>336064689
Yeah, but you ain't no Marie Strawberry anon-kun.
So, no deal.
>all of these OW shill "buy the game threads"
these thread suck and I already did fuck you
>>336061981
Why would they make a cute girl ride a tick? couldnt they design a more ugly robot?
>>336071039
sorry i just want to talk about the game
>>336070807
You forgot that most of Blackwatch, the covert ops branch of Overwatch, went rogue and is inciting conflict across the globe as well as just ominously plotting shit.
Is this game's community gonna be toxic and hyper-competitive like DotA or LoL? Or can I have some casual fun with it like TF2 and Chivalry?
>>336058035
She was a member of Overwatch, she was kidnapped, tortured, and brainwashed to turn against her friends.
She was implanted with something that slows her heart, making her a better sniper, and turning her skin blue.
source: overwatch dot com
>>336071143
All the casuals will go to quick play queue and all the tryhards will go to Competitive queue. And I don't think anyone could rage hard from a quick 10 minute game.
>>336071143
I hope by having 2 seperate sentences you are not attempting to imply TF2 doesn't have a toxic and hyper-competitive community anon. That would be silly.
>>336071143
the general on /vg/ is already ridiculously toxic so it's safe to assume the game will be the same.
>>336071143
There are try hard ragers everywhere.
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc
Do anyone have a code to spare?
>>336071724
Sent ;)
>>336071724
Sent
>>336071412
>TF2 doesn't have a toxic and hyper-competitive community anon.
I'm sure there is, but when you join a random server to have some pick-up-and-play fun you don't get in contact with them. I hope the same will be true with this game
>>336071724
It's an open beta though
>>336071724
Ask your friends oh wait ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqnKB22pOC0
>tfw you will never impress hot tracer merc qt3.14
>tfw you will never take down a hot bad blue chick
>tfw you will never be in the middle of a battle that includes two babes duking it out
>tfw you will never at least have the cool looking jacket that the older boy has
feelsbadman
>>336071945
I don't have any friends
>>336072008
I have a cooler jacket.
WHERE IS THE SFM PORN
>>336072142
I'm sure it's out there somewhere but it's really rare.
>>336071724
>load up your PS4
>make European account
>preorder Overwatch
>don't have to add credit card or anything
>download beta
>cancel preorder
There. You're in the beta.
>>336072142
Everyone agreed to just keep making Elizabeth and Mass Effect porn instead of using Overwatch models. Sorry.
>>336072142
SFM models are getting taken down from the steam workshop by Blizzard
better start filling your folders up before it becomes illegal :^)
>>336072408
I thought it was funny how they added a block to stop people from ripping models from the game after people already ripped the models from the game.
Reminder that Widowmaker literally, LITERALLY has a backstory copy paster from a hentai
>>336072553
good post
>>336072701
>>336072553
>actually caring about his post enough to delete and redo
Anon please, seek a more productive hobby.
>>336067514
Please leave blizzdrone
>>336066665
t. shitter who died constantly to bastion
>>336065525
As obtrusive as it looks it wasn't that big of a problem when I played the beta. Only thing that really put me off was that nothing felt like it had any impact. It's like Destiny with the bullet sponge enemies.
>>336065525
Is this Overwatch or Battleborn?
>>336061835
"Chéri" means "My Dear, or darling"
>>336066962
I'm excited, but still skeptical. Legion looks promising but legacy servers are going to be the thing everybody goes to instead. Probably won't even bother with Legion if I can just play the older versions of the game.
>heroes gaining on LoL
That's awesome if it's true. I fucking hated HotS when it came out but the constant support and improvements Blizzard has made to it have changed my view on it. I actually think it's pretty good now even if it's casual as fuck. I have to give credit to Dustin Browder for listening to the feedback and adding things like an actual scoreboard.
Everything's looking positive, but only time will tell.
>>336061368
SOURCE
>>336073312
that's battleborn, though overwatch has the same issue of huge first person weapon models too.
>>336073346
Yes translation wise, but is it also the same context cultural wise?
Does her ass still get bigger when she scopes in
>>336073576
no that was a "bug"
>>336073409
Pretty sure that's moogan
>>336073576
No. It was a glitch.Her ass is big all the time now. Seriously.
>>336073660
good compromise
I'm anxious to start playing again. I got a taste during the beta weekend and I played the entire time it was available.
Roadhog's the best fucking character ever, he just pushes every bodies shit in with that hook. Same with Junkrat, using the mine to blow people into a trap and blowing their ass out with grenades is something dreams are made of.
Winston sucks though, I'm disappointed.
>>336073576
Not only her ass, her belly too.
>>336073660
>Complaints of non-sexual tracer pose
>Remove it, replace it with a more sexual pose
Will overwatch just slowly turn into porn?
>>336073783
That belly
>>336073783
man that's kind of weird looking to me know
it's like a diaper's growing on her
>>336073778
Winston doesn't suck, he's picked in every single comp game.
>>336073873
Full of SPUNK.
As tumblr would say.
>>336073873
I want to rub her inflated crotch.
>>336073629
It's not those are pretty good. thanks senpai.
>>336073821
It was less that it was sexual and more that it felt out of character. I personally disagree, but the new one was better so who cares.
>>336074023
Can't believe spunk is the word they went with.
>>336074001
Well then I couldn't figure him out in the time I played him. I beat the fuck out of supports and snipers, but for some reason Widowmaker I had trouble with, it took a full thing of tesla ammo plus more to kill her.
>>336074191
you should try d.va if you want to play an aggressive tank
God, I can't figure out if I wanna pull the trigger and buy this game or not. Guess I'll have to try the Beta out? Are they gonna be DLC crazy with it and sell a bunch of shit later?
>>336074479
maybe some cosmetic stuff you can't buy with in game currency but all heroes and maps will be free.
>>336074442
I sucked shit as d.va. I didn't realize that the boost could be used offensively until it was too late and I couldn't play anymore.
Roadhog and Zarya were my go-to tanks. Reinhardt was really good but tanks were a pretty filled role when I played.
Zenyatta was fucking amazing as an offensive support.
>>336066668
If she was green would she die?
>>336074479
Right now it's "future maps and heroes will be free" with the possible option to buy loot boxes straight up instead of waiting to get them as you level up.
Will this game be playable at 30 or is 60 essential?
>>336061468
JUST
>>336074934
60 for custom games.
Bought the pre-order yesterday, I should get early access code before it starts right? I wouldn't worry normally, but I'm out of town from the 4th-9th and will only have early access to try it out
>>336074934
30 what?
>>336065779
What's wrong with "roastbeef", Amerifat ?
>>336072116
looks too mexican for me to wear
>>336075097
frames per second
>>336074934
you are going to want 120 at least if you are playing on pc
Is this being billed as "a better TF2?"
>>336073528
what are you, one of those "cultural appropriation" fags?
>>336066962
>heroes gaining on LoL
>>336075224
got damn, that's depressing
>>336075196
Well console versions seem to run at 60fps/1080p around 99% of the time based on what they've shown.
It's like Blizzard knows how much waifus sell games.
I mean look at Riot. They make a fucking KILLING off of their more revealing waifu skins on LoL.
Why did Blizzard even nerf Widowmaker's ass, or censor Tracer's pose? They fucking know they're selling waifus.
>>336066962
>Heroes gaining on LoL
What world are you living on?
>>336075097
fps ya dingus
>>336057910
Maybe I will but don't call me cheri.
>No game modes supporting more than 12 players
I'm kinda hoping that number goes up later.
>>336075472
Okay faggot.
>>336075350
It wouldntls make sece because hers a sniper and they move around a lot.
With a big ass you can't be vvery moveable.
skinny ass > big
>>336075486
12 players is what competitive TF2 is doing, so maybe 12 is that sweetspot or something, I don't know.
Maybe it will be a weekend brawl thing or whatever.
>>336075224
>120 at least
>at least
jesus, anymore than that and it'll look like one of those TVs you see at Best Buy with the weirdly fast frame rate.
>>336073873
Jesus fucking christ my dick
So does Origin edition give you anything worthwhile? Or just skins?
>>336076195
gives you a boner, that's for sure
>>336076195
It gives you some stuff for other blizzard games but it doesn't seem to be worth it, unless you really really like the skins and are fine with paying $20 more.
>>336076195
I think the only reason most people bought it was because pre-ordering that version gave you early access if you bought it before yesterday.
>>336076018
it's a fast paced video game, you are going to want as little ghosting and input delay as possible.
>>336076273
I really, really like the S76 skin, and I also feel as though that tracer skin will be worth a lot a year or two from now
>>336076195
skins and add ons for the other blizzard games. its not worth it and doesnt make sense to sell those on the console versions
>>336076273
Arent there places selling Origin edition for the normal $40 price?
Dpes that mean you can get the regular edition at an even cheaper price?
>>336074896
it would be veryDa ba dee, da ba die
>>336076195
It gives the best Bastion and Tracer skins and that's all I care about.
>>336065525
>people still fall for the set to low fov and take a screenshot meme
guns in battleborn are too big tho
>>336076440
I think so. I believe that's about how much it costs from cdkeys.
>>336058319
Her fat ass does things video game characters should not do to my dick
>>336076440
If you have an amazon prime account you can preorder now and get it for $47
>>336071336
they changed it?
last I time I saw she was just a wife of some politician that got kidnapped but returned and she was actually brainwashed to come back and kill her husband.
>>336057910
But I already did.I feel like Blizzard played me like a damn fiddle.
>>336077616
Whats this from?
>>336058035
because blue is evil
>>336077615
>point being captured
Ain't got time for dat shit
>>336077815
A video, probably.
>>336075819
Don't they have Highlander for tf2 comp?
If it's just 6s I'll probably ignore it.
>>336077939
>>336077615
I just want Tracer to eat that ass. Just eat it raw, maybe add some cream and stick a banana in there too.
Is it too much to ask?
>>336065671
This.
Porn that matches the art style of the original work is a fucking godsend. Using the same medium also also reduces the chance of the greatest sin of r34 porn, which is portraying the character in a way that doesn't even resemble them (different body type, different face, etc)
No one likes the thick Ice girl?
>>336077616
What do kisses feel like?
I don't have the space fora PC , and only have a PS4, would it be worth getting this game for it or will it die in a few months
>>336078814
wet and slimyyet hot
>>336078814
Bags of sand.
>>336067009
>normies
Says the normalfag.
>>336078876
Even Battlefront managed to have 40k people on PS4 today so OW might have a chance.
>>336078716T H I C C
Overwatch has a lot of cute girls, but with my luck I'll be shit at all of them, and end up forced to play as either the obese biker or the edgy skull guy.
So I pre-ordered after the last beta weekend thing, thought the game was fun enough to warrant a purchase. Am I just now in the early open beta or am I supposed to get a code?
>>336071336
Low bp wouldn't make your skin blue.
>>336078814
they feel as if someone were to come up behind you and put their hand over your mouth to prevent your screams. Sometimes with added worminess
>>336079275
You should have an email with the early access code.
>>336079323
Yeah, but it's a videogame.
>>336079371
fucking blizzard pls
>>336079163
wew. thats good stuff
So are they going to add new characters? One of the first things I heard about the game was they added new characters instead of new weapons like tf2, but they've got like 20ish classes or so
>>336080076
They are going to add new characters and last I heard they were also going to be free, along with maps.
No meta code giveaways?
>>336078716
THIC ISOLATION
>>336057910
I would have, if you kept early Beta access open to preorders made throughout it's duration. Honestly, I don't understand why Blizzard would just arbitrarily end the headstart bonus early when so many people buy on impulse, myself included.
>>336080076
They said the are working on more but don't want them to be paid.
They stated the idea of the game is everyone has access to all the characters, and it would be wrong ot have some locked behind some payment.
But then again they could easily change their mind if the money is their
>>336069429
How long did it take you to learn how to animate in Blender?
>>336057910
>Moba TPS/FPS
Nah im good.
if i wanted that shit id go play TF2 or other numerous clones but the genre is pretty much tapped out much like the MMO market.
>>336080726
Not that guy but it isn't too hard.
Learning the UI and shortcuts aren't so bad and there are plenty of tutorials on it.
The hardest part is probably just general animation skills, like making it look life look and not clunky, which just takes time and practices.
The lighting can easily be learnt through tutorials as well.
Making a full animation can take you a while to do well, but just a basic still render is not that hard.
>>336078814
pretty much like what you'd expect
>>336080592
thats why they gave out an extra key so people would give them to friends etc.
just go beg for one on reddit cuck
>>336079163
SOURCE
>>336079163
GIVE ME THE FUCKING SOURCE
>>336080134
That nose needs a licking
>>336065270
Where is the futa sfm?
How are they gonna jew it up? This is Actiblizz we're talking about.
>>336081406
I'm not certain but I think there is a sort of openable crate system for skins.
You get the crates through normal gameplay, but you can always buy more, I think.
>>336081406
map packs and hopefully skimpy outfits?
>buy my game
but I already did
>>336080726
Pretty much what >>336081004 said. Making things look natural takes a lot of time, but if you're just looking to churn some smut out it shouldn't take more than a few days of blender tutorials on youtube. Look up xnalara models and the xnalara importer for Blender if you're serious. It'll give you access to thousands of video game models to play around with.
>>336081578
>DOOM coming out on a Wednesday
>OverWatch coming out on a Sunday
what the fuck
>>336079163
Why is her ass vibrating like that
>>336081824
>[booty intensifies]
>>336081578
why on ps4?
>>336081824
She'sfarting.
>>336081641
Why is Widow straddling the head of a dead Tracer. I thought they were in love.
>>336081824
Surely she's shivering because it's cold
>>336079163
source please, google gives nothing, iqdb gives nothing, went to thread overwatch /gif/ thread and still nothing
>>336071336
>>336071336
Wait, so if you have passionate sex with her and her blood pressure increases does that mean her skin changes back?
>>336081970
Because PS4 got da bess gayms
>>336059092
Actually this game is for people who are shit at mobas and fps :^>
>>336081343
Fucking finally another good pic of her besides this one. Saved, thanks anon
>>336082280
>passionate sex
What are you, 14?
>>336062389
>spin too fast and the character will be dizzy
that's pretty cool.
>>336079163
>>336080134
>>336080584
>>336081343
>>336081623
I know a girl who looks just like her but the bitch acts all high and mighty like she's some sort of super model when she's just a doable chubby girl.
She friendzoned me even whem i'm leagues above her, i guess women really like to be trated like shit and showing any care for them is unattractive.
On topic what are some minimum specs i would need to play this? Would a laptop do?
>>336082409
>He never had any passion in his life
Don't worry, kid. You'll eventually find somebody.
>>336082409
>>336081578
>Buying games from Gamestop
>In 2016
You crazy man?
>>336082658
Why is handholding so fucking lewd, sweet heavens.
>>336082207
>>336081257
>>336081152
>>336081824
gfycat com/SelfishFastAmericanbittern
>>336081578
>nogaems 4
>pre-ordering Doom
>>336082658
DELETE THIS
>tfw played one last game of tf2 today
it's been a journey
>>336082290
okay but playing a shooter on a console is shit.
>>336078814
It feels wonderful and your dick gets very hard
>>336082761
she looks nice but something is off, is it her philtrum?
>>336083006
They're rebalancing the game for console versions (Toblerone or whatever his name is' turrets are nerfed and stuff like that)
I don't know about you but I think Blizzard is actually pretty good at making console versions of their games, it makes sense since they started out by making ports of other people's games
>>336058840
I have a spare code.
>>336082495
Unless you have some overpriced gaming laptop, no.
>>336083391
Well shit, besides it's not even free to play.
>>336058609
Does the launcher let you install the game but not play it? Because I have that option in the launcher too.
>>336082495
>I know a girl who looks just like her but the bitch acts all high and mighty like she's some sort of super model when she's just a doable chubby girl.
>She friendzoned me even whem i'm leagues above her, i guess women really like to be trated like shit and showing any care for them is unattractive.
Find someone that you like, and be very happy about it. Now watch her flak towards you, in regret that she friendzoned you. This exact happened to me, so I know which eagle you're coming from.
And no senpai, a laptop wouldn't do. Blizzard games outside of WoW tend to be graphically heavy.
How long until the beta
I got into beta, but next is open beta so I assume everyone got in?
>>336083938
Not even if I turn the settings down?
>>336064401
With how shit most of it is, I'm not surprised.
Looking at you, SuperStreamTeam
>>336084879
Those with Beta codes get a in a few days ahead. It opens up to everyone later on.
>>336083938
Well she texts me and i ignore her, i made it very clear that i don't want to be her "friend" and that i want to fuck her (i said it literally to her face). But then again i'm no one's second choice, i'll make her beg for it.
We're talking about 8gb RAM/GTX 780? I've been thinking about building a PC in the near future but i don't want to waste too much money in it.
>>336084970
Wait for the 1000 models and then get a cheap 9xx one.
>>336073783
For some reason I laughed for probably a minute straight at this. It's like the stupid Chun-Li SFV boob glitch. It's hilarious.
What did Blizzard mean by this?
>>336085454
What did you mean by this?
>>336085454
wat mango is that?
>>336084901
You can try, but you'll probably still wont have optimal silky smooth sixty(60) fps.
Well done, I didn't particularly tell my own I want to fuck her, but she was so distraught after me going with someone else and 'saw visions of great disharmony if you and me aren't together'
Nigga she went after a 'bad boy' and tried to fix him, that didn't work out(what a surprise), and now shes coming back
>>336085163
You can try this, but as a AMD user try fetch an R9.
>>336085454
I'm sure Tomboys were around longer than that
>>336085454
Every tomboy look is a copy of the other tomboy look
>>336085454
I love how she has the same stupid personality as Tracer.
Are there any actual Eurotrash here?
Do you object to the idea of a British person mingling with a Frog person in a homosexual relationship?
>>336085568
first one for
>>336084970
>>336065457
Did you not play the beta? It has major balance issues. Probably the worst i've ever seen. I would go 30 to 0 with characters like Phoebe or El Dragon because they absolutely destroy.
>>336085536
Anon, you haven't read Secret Plot?
>>336085851
i object to tracers inaccurate representation of british girls.
>>336085851
I'm dutch
No I dont have a problem with it.
>>336085972
agreed, as a muslim quasgendered London citizen, Tracer should be wearing a burqa and reciting the Quran during matches
>>336085851
>>336085972
>>336086014
>English and French in that pic
Those aren't Muslims
>>336085942
Its porn isn't it.
>>336082409
Sex is fun adult entertainment
Passionate love is fulfilling. Finging the right person makes life worth living.too bad I'm too broken for anyone in this world
>>336085972
I know right wheres the track pants and the nike airmax. Not to mention she hasn't called anyone a scouser yet
>>336086112
huehue
>>336086282
Let's post some REAL British women
>>336086292
>when you cum before she does
>>336086292
How can one spider be so smug
>>336086292
i hope they do a skin of her uncorrupted
>>336086292
>"You came faster than Gerard did"
>>336086450
so many smugs
>>336086450
spiders are the most smug creatures.
>>336086638
I think any normal person in Tracer's situation would be thoroughly confused and sexually frustrated.
Too bad the actual Tracer seems to have the personality of a fucking 11 year old boy, what with the nonstop giggling and treating combat like a day at the gym.
>>336086523
i think she has a normal skin color skin, except blue is best
>>336086732
>p-please don't squish me, I eat flies and mosquitoes, nobody thanks me for it but it's what I am good at.
>>336086860
>treating combat like a day at the gym.
it isn't?
>>336086860
Overwatch is not the most serious of games
>>336086450
>good at killin'
>great bod
>cat and mouse with cute grill that obviously wants the booty
I'd be smug too.
>>336087236
>cat and mouse with cute grill that obviously wants the booty
This shit wouldn't fly at all.
One or both of them should be dead a hundred times over with the amount of shots they fired.
Should just hit it, quit it and maybe kill it.
>>336085942
>it's porn
>>336057910
Fuck off, dumb frogposter
>>336085908
>>336085568
Yeah and like i said i'm more attractive than her, i just want to fuck her so i can say i fucked Mei in real life. She can be sweet but most of the time she's a big bitch pun intended.
>>336087839
>i just want to fuck her so i can say i fucked Mei in real life
Theres plenty around, keep looking son
>those with those high waist jeans
my weakness
>>336079163
>gfycat com/SelfishFastAmericanbittern
10/10 would fap again
anybody want a beta code?
>that preview of the new SFM of Widowmaker Secazz is making
My balls might actually explode holy fuck
>>336088675
I want to impregnate D.Va
>>336088675
I still actually haven't seen this one
>>336088554
post it in thread
>>336088776
>[email protected]
sent from guerrilla mail
>>336075123
nothing as a food, but it can also be used to refer to gross looking snatches
>>336066962
>legion
>he's happy with garrisons 2.0
>>336088554
>>336089047
Got it, thanks a ton man.
>>336089106
>you will never plow Widow from behind while Tracer continues worshipping her mistress' jiggling ass
>normie
>play a lot of tf2
>play a shit load
>getting overwatch for free on xbone because buddy is buying it
>seriously conflicted about playing a blizzard game on anything but PC, especially when its basically a successor to tf2
I have no idea how to feel, I mean I don't want to pay for a game I have for free just to have M+K
Is there anything good about this game besides the porn?
>>336089510
>Mercy and Winston after matches
>>336089554
the game is very good.
>>336089507
can't you use M+KB on xbone?
>>336089554
no, it's shitty TF2 clone with cute girls
>>336090141
Good enough premise to make me want to play "tf2" again.
>>336090103
source.
>>336090190
well go for it pal, I don't think it's too expensive
>>336090202
That doesnt look like cocksucking
>>336090294
If I get a chance to play the open beta and like it I probably will, otherwise I'll put it off until I can tell if the community dies or not.
plz gib code
>>336090831
ignore him
Give me the ocde instead
>>336090902
No give it to me.
>>336090902
nome
>>336091343
me first
>>336091509
mine's bigger
>>336091343
whats it smell like
>>336091881
mine moves
>>336091909
Roses and joy
>>336075296
league has sank to shit season 6 has turned it into tank meta bullshit
tank hero/champ main and I even hate it
>>336073783
this caters to my expansion fetish way too hard but i hate widowmaker
>shock absorbers that activate and grow in her to reduce recoil
>malfunctions
>giant widowmaker
Who will the Australian rep in overwatch be like?
>>336069429
I'm still not sure if that's a mechanical arm or just some armor
>>336092328
Junkrat and Roadhog.
They're the Aussie reps.
>>336092264
I..
Yes
That's hot as hell
>>336092337
Looks like a mechanical arm to me.
>>336057910
>Spiders r scary
>Now I am the spider
2nd worst character with Reaper holding the 1st spot and Lucio in 3rd.
>>336071336
Having never played Overwatch, I had assumed she was just an alien.
What the fuck is this?
>>336092302
source
>>336076195
I bought it for that delicious Pharah skin
Seriously she looks like an ISIS mech and that is amazing.
>>336092404
Lucio's skins might be shit but he was my favorite character to play when I got into the stress test
when do i get my early access code guys >:
who wants beta code post email will send to first reply
>>336092535
>Lips showing
>Eyes concealed
This is not halal.
>>336092636
I was post blocked fug
>>336092661
sent!
SFM porn sucks, so this game has absolutely nothing good about it
>>336092535
that would have been her best skin if wasn't for the delicious face paint one
>>336092636
Thank you!
>>336075407
a world with an actually fun ASSFAGGOTS that actually has monthly releases and a slightly less cancerous community
>No beta key
>Barely any DVA art
>All tracer and widowmaker art
Why is this happening?
>>336061468
>>336093112
Who is this Phallus Pharaoh?
>>336062172
not cute
>>336093249
Pharah
>>336082985
>Updates TF2 with that alternative mode and some slice of life changes
>mods able to work on valve servers now
>hey this is co-
>Overwatch beta next weekend BOIZ
good bye valve
>>336092302
Best.
Girl.
>>336092908I prefer the blue one
>just realized I spent 59.99 on the preorder
>75 a week before that on kink art of mei and tracer commissions
what is this game doing to me
>>336093184
If I could into art I would make some for D.VA.
Unfortunately I cannot into art
>>336093620
Link them
>>336066962
eh
all of this is pretty tight aside from Legion, only thing i'm really looking forward to in legion is thelore
Anyone got an early access code for pc?
Send it my way: [email protected]
>>336093572
the blue doesn't go as well with her brown skin imo
it's armor isn't as striking either
>>336093368
SAUCE
>Mercy is thick as hell
>barely gets any lewds
it's not fair
it's not right
>>336057910
Pre-Corruption Widowmaker Skin when?
I want to see Widowmaker as a cutesy housewife
>>336093756
>no glasses
heresy
>>336086252
I like you anon-kun
>>336093756
it'sexpansion fetish garbage
>>336093635
>TFW no Evangelion skin for D.va
>>336064682
Why are her legs spread out so far apart?
Shit is making my dick go diamonds.
>>336093872
aw fuck I've been cheating myself
mercy x D.VA when
>>336093987
Pls blizzard
Asuka skin when
>>336093875
she looks weird with a normal skin tone
>>336094270
Its the lips and eyebrows.
>>336079191
Why is she closing the wrong eye?
>>336093872
This lacks Zarya and Pharah.
>>336094217
Bliz plz
>>336079191
Pharah and Mercy are easy to pick up and are solid picks for almost any map or team
>>336094270
I want that skin even though i'll probably never use her.
>>336093987
>mfw REI skin first
>>336094515
plz Bliz
>>336094586
Asuka makes more sense though, since her hair is long.
>>336065779
Their teeth aren't the only thing jacked up for british girls.
>>336067056
>22
>I was 5 when that song came out
Really?
Feels like it came out when I was 10.
tf2 is so fucking boring
None of the classes are fun and the boring as shit classes are the most powerful ones.
>>336094515
I WISH
THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
>>336071724
I'M BLUE DABBA DEE-A DABBA DA BA DEE DABBA DIE
>>336094515
gross anime for an equally gross hero
>>336057910
so is this thing going to be any good?
can i rape people with old school Quake skills in it?
>>336072008
it's a normal hoodie with an eagle emblem on the back and an extra large hood. You could probably make the base jacket off a website and sew on a hoodie from a larger jacket.
>>336094861
Mad because you couldn't nerf that?
>>336094989
Sew on a hood*
whoops.
>>336089554
SAUUUCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>336094515
But Asuka is white and Dva is asian.
>>336095274
>>336077616
Like a bag of sand against your lips.
>>336095274
I'm sure the mods won't mind at all.
>>336095746
I want to watch Widowmaker make a mother out of D.Va
>>336094986
I'mtoo youngto have really played Quake but I'm guessing no, you can't.
I've seen some cool plays with Pharah using concussion blast to shoot herself around but that's about it.
>>336095398
lord have mercy that ass
>>336087839
Just post the damn pictures
>>336063101
who is the commie on right?
>>336069429
>>336068459
>>336072375
Jesus Christ SFM models are terrible
This game looks prettyfun
Too bad I'm a macfag and don't get it. I wouldn't drop 40 on it, but I would buy it for 20.
>>336095926
ill see if i can nab a beta key off a mate , there's an open beta next week.
i suppose ill find out then, ive been looking for a casual shooter but theres not much around that i havent seen and done before like CoD, and as im in Straya non casual shooters like unreal have no players.
>>336096413
then dual boot windows on it
>>336095926
Any hero in the game with huge group knockback
mostly roadhog, junkrat, pharah, reindhart, and sorta kinda lucio
are really goofy on maps with wide open pits in them
>>336096479
I don't think you comprehend how dumb I am. If there isn't a step by step guide for retards, chances are I will fuck up.
I bought it a while ago. Looking forward to it, hopefully it's fun. I want to play Hanzo.
>>336058035
she's in need of a guy da ba de da ba die
>>336095387
>But Asuka is white
>>336096432
ausfag here too
looking forward to getting my face fucked in by tf2 migrants and the occaisonal ql migrant:(
>>336093924
LINK THEM
>>336078814
This post >>336078890 is the most accurate
>>336095746
Did you report me you lil shit
>>336096916
I want to cum in Maki's poopcorn
>>336057910
>paying for something that's only value is as fap bait
No thanks.
>>336093924
No seriously, don't
>>336096809
>the occaisonal ql migrant
this will be me, but i suspect there will be a fair few quakers playing . look on the bright side! quakers are all old bastards so they wont be there all the time.
>>336096706
Did you not watch the show? shes german
>>336093924
LINK IT
>>336096916Maybe, maybe not
>>336097319
Half, baka
>>336096814
should I
>>336097448
I WANNA GO TO BED SO DO IT NOW
PLEASE
>>336097246
i'm scared of the three (or less now, maybe) cpm players in australia picking up widowmaker or reaper
the vast majority of pubbers will just be your average player hopefully, i might be able to beat them up despite not really playing fps for the last few years
>>336078409
We can't have nice things anon.
>>336097396
This one is great.
Her face, 10/10
>>336097448
doitdoitdoit
>>336097512
https://i.gyazo.com/2f3d5628df11e779f6ddde8d24f8ff92.png
>>336097669
Oh I already saw that on /aco/
It was okay.
>>336097364
link that doujin first.
>>336097319
>Asuka Soryu
>a name that German people have
Maybe if her name was Taqiyya or something
>>336097396
>>336097635
gimme source pleasey weasey
>>336073141
thats just gear box not being to make actual good gameplay, colonial marines, borderlands, and battleborn all has the flakiest and most unsatisfying gun mechanics
>>336097635
>you will never be beaten up by asian high school girls
>>336097738
Gimmie a second to find it again
>>336097823
I've yet to find source for that webm. :(
>>336097915
>tfw
>>336097735
i'm a sick individual
https://i.gyazo.com/75fbb95da7262316091d12dd5c3ca489.png
>>336097956
I meant the Mei webm for what it's worth
>>336097738
nhentai net/g/160609/
>>336097962
I recognize this art style
>>336098176
I'm glad for you then, you stand a chance of getting source! :)
>>336075350
>league waifus
>last 14 champs are all weird abominations or men
>only one that can pass for waifu is kindred
they hopping off the waifu train nigga
>>336098493
So you're a furfag then
>>336098271
>women like that will never cross your path in your lifetime
i'd thank you but now i'm reminded that good women don't exist
>>336097612
>despite not really playing fps for the last few years
ive never stopped playing fps , but as im an old bastard i simply dont have the time to play with the intensity that things like RA and QL demand, hence the search for a casual shooter , Tf2 is long done in my eyes, CoD is a roundabout of slight changes, Blacklight was really a great game but its dead and unplayable due to the AU servers closing.
>>336098727
sorry anon
>>336098839
blacklight was super fun, i'm sad it died
i used to playcomptf2, but it stopped being interesting and the community is pretty shitty on top of the game being poorly optimized and full of dumb shit.
was never good enough for quake, but i do wish i was.
>>336098551
only slightly
>clanked
>>336098993
if you really really wanna play blacklight you still can but its like 3 tdm servers and thats about it
>>336099348
So do they actually have emotions or...
what the hell are they even.
>>336099426
rip in peace surprisingly interesting game
;_;7
>>336099502
Robo-humanz.
Hume-boze.
>>336099348
What does she say again?
>>336099348
ROBO GIRL
WHEN
