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Pump-a-rum! Pump-a-rum!
>>336032074
I'll pump your rump, alright.
*unzips dick*
>>336032074
thats a qt bird
I'd put my penis in her vagina, if you get what I'm saying
I want to fuck a monster girl.
where's the porn of this thing
What do i give you for me to get summoned as a blue?
>>336032353
Birds don't have vaginas.
>>336032353
subtle
>>336032543
Bird don't have tits either. What's your point?
Anyone have a source on this? It's cropped porn is all i know
>>336032353
>I'd put my penis in her vagina
what did he mean by this
We have this thread every single day but there's no new art.
>>336032074
I'd pump her rump if you know what I mean.
>>336032074
Can't Pump the Rum
>>336032543
Good thing that's some kind of Harpy and not a bird
Not that I wouldn't "put my penis in her cloaca" if given the chance, know what I mean
Any new pump a rums yet?
Where is this bird in DS3?
>>336032353
i know theirs an avelyn type crossbow in DS3 but what do you get if you trade it with the crows?
>>336033063
Titanite scales. It's not worth it at all
>>336033127
Can't you give the slut a blacksmith hammer instead?
I still haven't found this chick. I got onto the roof once and heard her say her line, but she was nowhere to be seen on top or in the nest in the rafters and just said her line at each.
>>336032074
do NOT sexual the picklepee
>>336033534
The crows never show themselves
guys come on, pump the rum, I wanna start drinkin'
>>336032074
Papi wa ______
>>336033543
Do sexual the pump-a-rum
>>336033649
STUPID
BIRBS ARE STUPID
>>336033649
KFC
>>336033649
HAAAPII
>>336032074
So is this the Soulsfags favorite crow now?
Papi and Suu are both shit on their own but are best girls as a duo.
>>336033893
What if... we remove Papi and just fill Suu up to an acceptable size?
>>336032074
>>336032353
I want to see her making music
>>336033763
I still like Ornifex's big fat ass but as far as the invisible trading crows that sound like a kid from Game of Thrones, yes.
lazy japanese games can't even put in a little crow in the nest
fucking hacks
>>336034057
Well, if the crow was put in, at least one person would kill it. At least when it isn't shown, it can't be killed.
>>336034008
>Ornifex's big fat ass
Good taste.
>>336034008
>Try tongue but hole
What did he mean by this?
i'd pump her rum full of cum
>>336034576
nice point
>>336034792
I'd suck your pickle-pee dry
>>336033725
>forgot the mashed potatoes
I'm getting the iron godkiller
>>336032074
Why is he sweating?
>>336033725
JManTime is fucking gold
>>336033278
http://darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com/Pickle+Pee,+Pump-a-Rum+Crow
Blacksmith Hammer nets you 1 Titanite Scale. Avelyn nets you 3. You can always do both, but scales are so plentiful and so infrequently used that it isn't worth it.
She offers no special dialogue once you turn in every item (tested by dropping one of every item in the game).
>>336033534
There is a trading crow in every Souls game, and they're all invisible.
>>336037660
>and they're all invisible
What did they mean by this?
Were they just lazy the first time and decided not to model it, and then decided it would be "tradition?"
>>336032295
*teleports behind you*
>>336033725
>>336036527
I'm willing to risk a ban just to dump this guys shit
>>336037801
Dunno, man. There are giant crows in DaS2 that take you from one place to another, and drop off one of them there boss type faggots.
Figure it shoulda been easy to crow up the place, but I guess they didn't like that.
>>336036452
You ever wear full plate armor and try to roll around/climb/fight all day? You sweat, son.
>>336032074
>Pump-a-rum
>Sparkly, Snuggly, Dyna and Tillo, and Pump-a-rum will never caw sensually at you
>>336038059
That's some phat neps
>>336033725
I know that this is contentious but I don't like bone in chicken
I had a pic of a girl from Bloodborne in a plague doctor mask showing off herhairy armpits
I can't find it though, anyone know what I'm talking about?
BIRDS ARE NOT IMPORTANT
>>336039217
FUCKING FIGHT ME FAGGOT. BIRDS ARE CUTE AND I WANT TO FUCK ALL OF THEM IN THEIR TIGHT, WET CLOACAE.
>>336039217
YOU aren't important
>>336041767
t.a shitty cat
>he has to turn a non-human into a human in order to be attracted to them
Might as well admit that you never liked them to begin with.
>>336042443
>he has to turn an invisible thing visible in order to be attracted to it
What a bunch of fags, am I right?
>>336042743
>He wouldn't fuck the giant crow
>>336042840
im not sure whats going on here and I don't think I want to
ITT: degenerates
There is no way in hell they would ever look like the OP picture even if they had a physical presence.
>>336043131
>Lewd Mirror Knight
But y tho
>>336043357
If you have to ask why you will never understand
>>336043357
Because he's so cute.
>>336039097
I agree with you, it's a pain. I also prefer white meat.
>>336043725
>>336039097
my brothers
Catacombs have been the most fun place to invade yet. Are there other fun places too?
>>336044204
This no pump-a-rum
>>336044332
This no pickle-pee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MlHmCpnJIU
>>336032074
The crows are boys, silly. Cute cute crow boys.
>>336044812
Beat so good it kept looping after I closed its tab.
>>336044812
That voice is so cute and sexy.
>>336044812
holy fuck this is gold
>>336044812
is it one crow or two like DaS2?
>>336045483
one
>>336039097
Boneless buffalo wings and chicken strips do save time. But sometimes a meal should feel like an event with effort, and shit.
>>336044204
We Indiana Jones now.
>>336045171
yeah it's actually better than the original similar to that undertale temmie get money for colege remix
I want to pump Gwyndolins rump
That no pickle-pee...
>>336032074
The fuck is wrong with this bitch? Does she have autism?
>>336043131
>that fucking uncolored tumblr nose
>>336034613
two handing ahead just like a dream
>>336046408
She's a baby bird you retard
>>336032621
Tits are birds
Uh, what is the crow called?
I wanna look up her porn
>>336039097
Nick?
banti
>>336046476
>Pump-a-rum!
>>336046408
No anon, YOU are the autism
>>336046228
Pump-a-cum!
I want to put my pickle-pee in her pump-a-rum
>>336046228
Dump-a-link
Alright buddy, you can walk away from this in 1 piece. Just put the pump a rum and pickle pee in the bag, got it?
>>336047119
Hey look man, I don't want any trouble.
>the fucking downgrade from all previous versions of Snuggly
Yet another thing DS3 fucked up. All the potential items that could be used to get things don't work and are now useless vendor trash.
>>336047119
crows are so smart, man. how many generations will pass before the world's first crow mugging i wonder
>>336042443
Liking something and wanting to fuck something are two different ballparks hombre.
Can people still invade me in Farron after I killed the witch?
>>336047379
Picklepump vs tonbery.
>>336047379
>HE'S FAST
>>336043714
that one is a she m8, the artist has drawn her vagoo
>>336047356
>yfw crow muggings are common, they just pin it on humans
>sparkly
>snuggly
>smooth and silky
>pickle pee, pump-a-rum
I don't understand this transition
>>336047550
The abyss has corrupted herfor lewd things
Now I want to fuck a bird. New fetish acquired.
>>336047305
>can't even give rubish
>>336038092
>You ever wear full plate armor and try to roll around/climb/fight all day? You sweat, son.
>ywn a thicc knightess who wears a whole bunch of heavy armor but moves acrobatically
>swn be a massive, hot, wet, wobbly sweat bed to fuck after she comes back after a battle
>>336045964
>Boneless buffalo wings
Are literally chicken nuggets.
>>336047119
>>336047532
REAL CROW HOURS
IF U UP U A REAL CROW
>>336047550
>sparkly wants shiny things
>snuggly wants warm things
>silky wants smooth things
>pickle-pee wants...
>>336047957
Wonder how many humans would figure this out.
>>336047957
>>336048092
The crows will take over the world some day.
They're biding their time.
>>336047957
>>336047957
>They're learning about mass
DONT PANIC
>>336048075
pump-a-rum!
>>336048082
NONE CUZ THEY AIN'T REAL CROWS Y'HEARD?
>>336048092
>have a version of this gif that's slightly smaller but with explanatory text
>7mb
Fucking internet I swear, can't do anything right
>>336047874
And? Both are fine.
>>336047957
>>336048269
Saw this documentary the other day. neat stuff
You better give her that pump-a-rum otherwise one day she's just gonna take your pickle-pee whether you want her to or not
>>336048185
>>336047957
Crows are fucking terrifying. They remember faces. They actively enact revenge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOkj7lJpeoc
>>336048082
I'd just pour that shit out.
Sick-nasty.
>>336047379
H-HAYAII
>>336047957
I am unironcally think this bird is smarter than the average person.
Holy shit what is wrong with you people
>>336048504
>>336048747
You can watch it think. It's horrifying. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDmCxUncIyc
>>336048897
>>336048897
>I am unironcally think
You might be onto something
>>336049024
REAL CROW HOURS BITCH NIGGA
>>336046228
Lick-a-clean
>>336037931
*It's an illusion!*
dumb forced meme
>even Dark Souls isn't safe from furshitters
Is nothing sacred?
>>336049246
you're the dumdum
>>336047957
>smarter than the whole sub-saharan population
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYrnNi0n-hk
>>336049152
CAW CAW MOFUGGA
HUNDRED HUNDRED HUNDRED
>>336049457
longer vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZjZQ6KkiUk
>>336049347
Out-fucking-skilled.
>>336032074I came in here for birdtitsI would contribute but i only have sharktits
>>336049769
sharktits are fine too
>>336032910
>he saved a fucking tumblr thumbnail
For what purpose?
>>336049915
Can we not
>>336049884but it's not relevant to the thread
>>336049915
Fuck off, these are one of the worst enemies
>>336049915
I want to boop his snek snoot!
>>336048734
They're learning how to be totally rad too? Should we just give up?
>>336050152
Just wait until a crow hands your ass to you in Dark Souls 4.
>pickle-pee
>>336050262
Crows already handed my ass to me in BB when I underestimated them at the beginning
I understand giving the bird Siegbrew, but what do all the other items have to do with rum or pickles?
/v/ - Birbs
>>336048897
>I am unironcally think this bird is smarter than the average person
You don't know how right you are.
>>336049915
>These fuckers
>The jumping, grab spamming, goat demons
>Input Reader Hodrick
>One Shotter Tsorig
>"Pus of Man" the fucking REEEE black snake things that pop out of Hollows, and keep flailing wildly with literally infinite poise and range, and force you to fucking range them
Just fucking place a Sulyvahn, Gundyr or Watcher instead of each of these enemies. The game would be fucking infinitely easier.
>>336050064
Would they be the worst if they were your bro just being bros?
>>336048359
Yeah but they're not fucking wings.
>>336049915
It's not like a stabbed you in the fucking chest so you would dieYou piece of shit
>>336049915
They're fine as long as it's not two fucking giant ones, one with chain the other with axe. Doesn't help that the Dragon Head/Torso are total fucking garbage in this game.
Also, worst NG+ in the entire series, most boring level design (hope you like roofs and ladders! Also hope you like boring as shit narrow corridors with minor sidesteps!)
>>336050416
I thought they were either "pointy" things for pickle pee and roundish ones for pump a rum.
So far worked nicely, only the bone didn't fit, but then, might've been a gag from DaS1.
>>336049915
>Some asshole invades in dragon area, chases me the whole stage spamming R1 with rapiers and straight swords
>Game won't let me light the next bonfire, try and fight him and fail because lolR1spam
>Run back to pick up my souls
>One of these assholes stands in the way of a platform, refusing to budge, until I get bumped off the platform and lose 1 million souls
I have nothing but hatred for these things now.
>>336050416
I think pickle pee and pump a rum refer to sounds
DONT DROP THAT pump a rum
AYYY DONT DROP THAT pickle pee
Anyone else notice how when you skip through Pickle Pee's dialogue quickly she sounds like Kazooie?
>>336044204
irithyll dungeon is good. easy to set up sneak attacks by hiding in cells and plenty of places to run away to, when fighting a host that has helpers. i've had some of my best invasions there.
>>336039097
I fucking hate chicken on the bone. Give me the breast or fuck off the edge of my dick.
Chicken breast is the absolute perfect cut of meat; plenty of surface area for the fried part, plenty of delicious meat for you to eat, and is filling, unlike chicken on the bone which is part grease packet part cartilage and all shit.
>>336050672
I'd stab his anus.
With my penis.
If you know what I mean.
>>336050918
Why does this post sound so funny
YOU YOU
GIVE ME SOFT
>>336032074
what does the crow say in Japanese? It it vaguely sexual there too?
>>336050416
It's just taken from an old poem and I doubt there's really any rhyme or reason to it.
http://www.poetrybyheart.org.uk/poems/the-ceremonial-band/?mode=primary
>>336051043
If the quest walkthroughs done in the JP version of the game are anything to go by, the characters have the same exact voice lines as ours, but it's subtitled in Japanese
>>336049235
*actually, you were in a genjutsu the whole time*
>>336051043
I'm pretty sure all Souls games only have English VAs
>>336050831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MlHmCpnJIU
>>336051167
That's kinda cool. Is there a reason behind it?
>>336051043
>FromSoft game
>in Japanese
>>336049347
>grabbing an item in dark souls
Crows versus Octopi battle for world domination when?
>>336051104
I don't know why this asshole settled for substandard drums, bass, fifes and trumpets
>>336047835
That's the biggest thing that aggravates me. Rubbish is literally useless now. There's no point in selling it since you only get 1 (one) soul out of it.
>>336051316
>Crows rule the skies, operate on land just fine
>Octopussies can't even leave the water
>Octopussies have to have a brain in each leg because their main brain is literally incapable of operating 8 limbs at once
>>336051484
I miss the cutie crow blacksmith from 2. I'd legit pump her rump as much as she wanted.
>>336051248
They're westaboos
>>336051248
Western-styled fantasy, so they want western actors.
Not a crow but meh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2E7akTESzA
>>336050679
Tight spot, fatty?
>>336051697
Ravens = Crows
>>336048318
fuuuuck they're so cute, the only good birds
>>336051547
>mfw I missed her in my first playthrough
No idea how I managed it
>>336051697
Ravens and Crows are both Corvids, dummy
>>336032074
I'd passionately make love to her in the missionary position, and cum deep into her womb to impregnate her, if you catch my drift
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifCmvLNQl3s
>>336032074
I'd post that one picture of that guy touching his chin with his hand if I had it saved.
>>336051938
this is a blue board dude
>>336034000
What if we fill papi with suu?
>>336049915whats up with its stomach? ]
>>336051938
No, explain further please.
>>336050448
it's spelled "Birds" you lip plate wielding bix nood
>>336043714
Sorry, but Dancer is better
>>336051938
Ya lost me
>>336050918
That's all well and good but if you prefer boneless wings (aka nuggets) to bone in wings then you are something less than human.
>>336048185
>Mass
>Not volume and water displacement
gb2school.
>>336051743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1I5TPb1LCU
>>336039097
I couldn't eat boned chicken due to braces, so I always ate tenders. Now that they're off I still get tenders since they more convenient to eat.
So where the feathertits at.
>>336052026
It's just chubby. You don't want to rub it?
>Removed Twinblades
But why do?
Bone chicken is disgusting. Enjoy your ligaments and shit.
>>336052292
Fuck you
You're the idiot not me
>>336052420who wouldn't?
>>336052265
Boneless wings are just mini tenders made out of breast meat.
Nuggets are nasty chicken slurry made from scrap meat and skin as a binder.
>>336048075
Musical things.
>>336052439Twinblades were shit.
>>336047057
>>336047074
>>336049196
Love you guys.
I want to cum in her hair.
Alright guys. Lets get some DLC boss wishes.
I hope there's another duo fight, a guy and his waifu, and you have to kill them both, the guy is slow and lumbering until his qt takes too much damage then he gets triggered and goes into second phase.
>>336052439
what?
>>336046228
>those fangs
hhhhhhhng
>>336052554There's more to the image if you're willing to search.
>>336052669
>Putting in the floppy backwards
Triggered
>>336048318
w e b m
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b
m
>>336048318
Those are ravens, bro.
>>336032353
you lost me
>>336052706
I just want the DLC to be about Aldia and the serpents teaming up and you go stomp their shit in so they won't be plotting in the background anymore
>>336052706
That's basically just a slightly different Lothric
>>336052176
I can see herslit
>>336046228
>>336052327
A smile I want to pump my rum with.
>>336049269it's not furry if she's cute
>>336052904
You see, you take the sword
This thread makes me want a good game about birds.
Not cute animu bird girls, but actual birds
>>336053061
Who is this artist?
I want to see the pickle-pee.
I want to cum to the pump-a-rum.
>>336052439
Wait, what?
I'm playing a twinblade character, what are you talking about?
>>336053191
Avian Attorney and Hatoful Boyfriend both already exist.
>>336052961
Oh fuck you're right. I was thinking about the dude in 1 plus the girl with the 4 arms. I can't remember either of their names, but you know.
>>336052439
There are like 2 different twinblades, sellsword and wardens.
>>336053259
What the fuck is londor anyway?
>>336053262
Is Avian Attorney unrelated to Harvey Birdman
>>336053191
Kolibri
>>336052898
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corvidae
>>336053228
Probably talking about the Dark souls 2 version of a twinblade which is not just two swords.
>>336053326
Darkwraiths/Hollows home
>>336053061
I want to pump her full of rum.And then pump her rump.
>>336053359
Yes.
>>336052706
Sounds too much like Oceiros to me, but that was a fun fight so I'll allow it.
I've always wanted a fight against a boss across the entire level. Kind of like Ancient Wyvern mixed with NG+ Freja. Where as soon as you show up you run to the bonfire, and it shows up climbing up a cliff or something and collapses the ledge with the bonfire on it and the fight starts. Every time you damage it enough it advances to where it can throw attacks at you but you can't hit it, and it'll do this three or so times until you finish it off one on one. Make it take place in a DaS1 Catacombs area where you're constantly moving up chasing after it but there are sidepaths and caves you can hide in for cover where only a few weakish enemies there to mess with you.
>>336049269
Monster girls aren't furry enough fur furfags. It's either full on animal or nothing.
>Trying to fight the Dancer early
>Keep getting one shotted through the pillars
fucking roastie whore STOP
>>336053061
I can still see the penis man, 0/10.Artist name please, hurry.
>>336053496
>I've always wanted a fight against a boss across the entire level
pls no
is it just me or do you never get summoned to another world to punish trespassers as the watchdogs of farron?
>>336050310
Are those really piss jar?
>>336053061
Who is this artist?Is it an unnamed drawfag? Is it on the booru if it is?
>>336053627
Ah, pickle pee
Or, as some say, pump-a-rum.
>>336053627
B-But Ancient Wyvern was so fun! Except for the enemies attacks going through walls and all of that jazz...
>>336053616
If she's giving you trouble then justsummon Sword Master from Vordt's game, let him get killed in the fight, quit out of your game as soon as he dies, reload, and then summon him again. After that he gets an absolutely insane amount of health and can solo the Dancer for you.
>Dark Souls 2 gets shit on because "every boss is just a humanoid with a big weapon!"
>Dark Souls 3 literally only has humanoids with big weapons as bosses, complete with three hit combos and overhead slashes, but no one complains
no mercy for birds
>>336053616
git gudtook me 20+ tries with +2 deep axe
Pump-a-rump!
>>336053861
That was far from DaS2's only problem. It's just the weakest in the series overall.
>>336052706
I want this area and I want this giant serpent. I want Kaathe and Frampt to show up and have their whole deal tied up and dealt with. I want Aldia and the Bearer of the Curse to show up and show what happened to them. I want closure.
>>336053861
Shh. You're supposed to go along with the memery.
>>336053943
uGh, my pickle-pee!
>>336032074
BAVI
So the game is filled with loli birds I'm guessing?
>>336053964
>I want Aldia and the Bearer of the Curse to show up and show what happened to them.
This one won't happen, DaS2 is to be forgotten barring some passing references.
>>336054303_______no_________
>>336054303
No, there's just one out of the way nest you can drop junk to exchange for more junk, and a bird isn't even rendered in-game.
People just jerk off to the crow's voice and squawking.
Wheres all the pump a rum porn at? All i can find are censored and cropped images fuck
>>336052706
How about a recurring boss NPC type? That is to say, each encounter has him stronger and better equipped, and with a different descriptor. So for example, say his name is Godfrey, and the adjective before his name goes from Amiable to Irritated to Wrathful.
>>336054369
Don't get me wrong, I think 2 is easily the weakest Souls game, but it had some fairly neat ideas/concepts that they should try and touch on because otherwise 3 is just going to feel like 1.5 because lorewise not much really happened.
>>336053782
>>336053618
>>336053420
>>336053226hold your horses, i'm still drawing 'em.
>>336032543
They will when I'm done with them.. level up.
>>336053858
She keeps fucking rushing me and I get hit
Sword Master is slow as fuck and doesn't aggro
fucking SHIT I've lose like 6 embers on this dumb fucking boss
>>336053964
As far as Aldia is concerned, I think there's enough evidence to identify him as the Duke, and the hollow that you kill to get the key after fighting Freja was his hollowed, soulless body.
>mfw Aldia
>mfw sacrifice humanity to learn secrets of crystal magic
>mfw use sorcery to transfer soul to my dear Freja
>mfw I'm now part Freja and we are 2 souls sharing a body
>mfw I have two faces
>>336054561
O-oh geez
>>336044204
Dragonkin Mausoleum is great. The host gets transported there right there after beating the boss and you get a free helper until the someone kills the snake man above. Sometimes it will spawn a dude in Havel armor.
I don't play Dork Souls but I've been browsing these threads because I find that crow thing cute that you all harp on about, but I have to know.
What the fuck is a pickle-pee and a pump-a-rum.
>>336032074
>Retards will find this arousing
Why is there not any images of the crow girl getting pumped in the rum full of semen?
Fuck.
>>336054657
Nonsense talk that's a minor reference to an old English poem. That's it.
>>336054562
Any hole can be a vagina with a little imagination and a big enough dildo.
>>336054667
>implying it isn't
Id Put my Pickle-Pee inside that
>>336054657
Onomatopoeia
>>336054561
You are my favorite anon.
Make a place to dump them though. You'll need it.
How much burb is too much?
>>336053382
Cool. Those are ravens, bro.
>>336054483
>>336054462
>isn't even rendered
I've been rused.
>>336054782
I dont understand the questionalso that manga is cute as fuck
Id pump her rump with my Pickle-Pee
>>336054561
Don't rush it anon. Please.
>>336054782
There's never enough burd.
>>336054667
If I can masturbate to Ornifex I can masturbate to this.
>>336054839
At what percentage of burd does the birb become too much for sexual arousal?
>>336054718
The old King of Dorchester,
He had a little orchestra,
And never did you hear such a ceremonial band.
‘Tootle-too,’ said the flute,
‘Deed-a-reedle,’ said the fiddle,
For the fiddles and the flutes were the finest in the land.
The old King of Dorchester,
He had a little orchestra,
And never did you hear such a ceremonial band.
‘Pump-a-rum,’ said the drum,
‘Tootle-too,’ said the flute,
‘Deed-a-reedle,’ said the fiddle,
For the fiddles and the flutes were the finest in the land.
The old King of Dorchester,
He had a little orchestra,
And never did you hear such a ceremonial band.
‘Pickle-pee,’ said the fife,
‘Pump-a-rum.’ said the drum,
‘Tootle-too,’ said the flute,
‘Deed-a-reedle,’ said the fiddle,
For the fiddles and the flutes were the finest in the land.
The old King of Dorchester,
He had a little orchestra,
And never did you hear such a ceremonial band.
‘Zoomba-zoom,’ said the bass,
‘Pickle-pee,’ said the fife,
‘Pump-a-rum,’ said the drum,
‘Tootle-too,’ said the flute,
‘Deed-a-reedle,’ said the fiddle,
For the fiddles and the flutes were the finest in the land.
The old King of Dorchester,
He had a little orchestra,
And never did you hear such a ceremonial band.
‘Pah-pa-rah,’ said the trumpet,
‘Zoomba-zoom,’ said the bass,
‘Pickle-pee,’ said the fife,
‘Pump-a-rum,’ said the drum,
‘Tootle-too,’ said the flute,
‘Deed-a-reedle,’ said the fiddle,
For the fiddles and the flutes were the finest in the land,
Oh! the fiddles and the flutes were the finest in the land!
>>336054782
Approximately this much
>>336050654
They're not buffalo either, but I don't see you taking issue with that.
>>336054958
No ass, no boner.
it makes me laugh how the same autists who freak out over sonic the hedgehog fanart and pony fanart of videogames then go on to post little girl fanart of the same said games.
>>336054829
Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.
So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
>>336050679
Dragon Torso roar is actually very good. It's a guaranteed guard break against shielding enemies. Anything with a shield - black knights and the big annoying faggots with the maces, for instance - gets wrecked.
And it doesn't last long, but the six or so seconds of a shitload more damage is nothing to scoff at. It's great for when a boss is doing some shit you don't want to get close for, but you'll be able to hit it in a second. Think Soul of Cinder second phase wombo combo. You just have to have a lot of endurance to support it.
The other three pieces of dragon gear are pretty much just for looking cool and nothing else though.
>>336048504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0w9q125TSI
>>336055073
f*cking savage
>>336054958I like personalities so it doesnt matter
>>336054653
>Sometimes it will spawn a dude in Havel armor.
HOLY FUCK. I thought I was seeing things the first time it happened. I was low on Estus so I ran off to the bonfire. Went back, must've killed 30 of the summoned ones, but never saw another Havel summon.
>>336055000
>A Buffalo wing or Buffalo chicken wing in the cuisine of the United States is a chicken wing section (wingette or drumette) that is generally deep-fried, unbreaded, and coated in vinegar-based cayenne pepper hot sauce and butter.
>They're not buffalo either
Yes they are, retard.
Boneless wings are literally chicken nuggets. You might as well go to a fast food joint and order nuggets, it's the same thing.
>>336055073
Bro what are you even talking about, all I said is that they're ravens.
>>336034613
>No Source
God dammit man
So wait, if the Crows are always invisible, how did the pictures of Pickle Pee come about then?
>>336047957
Crows in India, I believe, drop nuts onto the street, let them get run over by cars then fly down to eat them when the lights turn red.
>>336055325
>a buffalo wing is a buffalo
Alright, champ.
>>336055287
And birds have the best personalities
>>336047957
>That one anon that trained a murder of pet crows to attack religious people around his neighborhood at his command
>Left a guy blind
>All because his town is full of superstitions and he stepped on a baby crow once
>>336049209
IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO
>>336055573
>that one anon who started a crow war
>because why not
>>336055507
A boneless wing is a chicken nugget.
I'm not even the anon youre arguing with, but actual bone in wings have a completely different taste because of the oils from the bone.
>>336055459
https://static1.e621.net/data/6e/04/6e04a8b19460f23cc8c6d03c7527b4b1.png
Come on
>>336055480
Ancient magic
>>336054782
>Bird Cafe will never get a good miniseries like Galko did
JUST FUCK MY FAVORITE MANGAS UP
>>336054561
Gods work anon
>>336055662
Camera right over there.
Its just a social experiment
>>336055452
Here's the thing. You said "SEALs are Special Forces."
Can they fall under the same command? Yes. No one's arguing that, you little bitch.
As someone who has over 300 confirmed kills, I am telling you, specifically, in the military, no one calls SEALs SF. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "Special Operations" you're referring to the United States Special Operations Command, which includes things from Army Rangers to my secret network of spies across the USA.
So your reasoning for calling a SEAL SF is because random people "call the gorilla ones SF?" Let's get SOW and MRR in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone DEVGRU or SEAL Team Six? It's not one or the other, that's not how Special Operations Command works. They're both. A SEAL is a SEAL and a member of USSOCOM. But that's not what you said. You said a SEAL is SF, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all operators of the USSOCOM family SF, which means you'd call Rangers, Pararescuemen, and other operators SF, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>336055073
I'm onto you
>>336055673
It was a joke about naming conventions, holy shit.
>>336055507
Buffalo is a type of sauce you moron. No one asks for buffalo wings and expects buffalo meat. Typical that a chicken nugget loving manchild is a fucking retard.
>>336055459
You could try paheal. Or.... I dunno, just googling using keywords.
>>336054561
>>336054561
Draw her getting fucked by superior ubermensche cock
>>336055993
You must be a blast at parties.
>>336055073
I'm glad I'm not the only autist triggered by people mixing vernacular animals name.
Great job.
>>336055975
No, it was you being a total dumbass because you like being strapped into your booster seat while mommy goes through the drive through and gets you chicken nuggets and you hate wings because your'e too autismal to not choke on the bones.
>>336056093
It wasn't funny. It was retarded. Nobody likes shitty jokes and you've never been invited to a party anyway, which is why you don't know that, and it's why you think being a total fuckin moron is somehow enjoyable for other people.
>>336055483
crows all over the world do this, there'd always be walnuts carefully positioned behind our car when i was growing up
>>336055962
>>336055962LEAVE ME ALONE
>>336032074
What game is this?
Who is this chick?
What do I search for porn of her?
>>336056157
Fuck these little shits
>>336033725
>buttermilk biscuits
Fucking yanks are so weird
>>336053259
>Still no lewds of best Dark/edge girl Karla
I want her to wisper dark maigiz in my ear as we cuddle in endless black
Her voice legit makes me hard
>>336056157Eye-Boobs
>>336056253
Do you even know what an american biscuit is nigga?
>>336056336
It's a scone isn't it. Why the fuck are you eating a scone with chicken?
>>336054561
anal pls
>>336056176
You playing the autism card is pretty humorous.
>>336056253
They're bread rolls you fucking retarded eurolander, not cookies.
>>336055934
Ok I really don't get what you're saying here, or why you're taking so many words to say it. All I'm saying is that you posted a picture with ravens, not crows.
>>336056323Those aren't its eyes
>>336056397
Cause murrican's can't have a meal without a handful of sugar in it.
>>336056336
deep fried compact cereal discs
>>336056397
It's closer to a roll than a scone.
>>336056353
>>336056416
Do you ask for the kids menu still when you go out to eat?
>>336054561
Why don't you do something innocently lewd with her butt?
As in no nudity, just a butt.
Very specific but very good.
>>336032074
Wow, sure is Video Games in here.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWK
DO NOT SEXUALISE THE PICKLE-PUM, YOU HEATHENS
>>336056450
Here's the thing. You said a "drywood termite is subterranean." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies termites, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls drywoods subterraneans. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "termite family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Dictyopera, which includes things from to cockroaches to mantises. So your reasoning for calling a drywood a subterranean is because random people "call the eusocial ones termites?" Let's get bees and ants in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A subterranean termite is a subterranean and a member of the Dictyoptera family. But that's not what you said. You said a subterranean is a drywood termite, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the Dictyoptera family termites, which means you'd call mantises, cockroaches and other bugs termites, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
>>336054782
Sauce? Both image searches have failed me.
>>336056490
uh, i don't think that there's a lot of sugar in these
>>336049209
the balls on the motherfucker
>Furry porn
The lack of Vidya in here is astounding
>>336056397
>>336056490
This. It's more of a roll. It's good with fried shit. And breakfast
>>336056601
>not sexualizing the mentally deficient
>>336056397
Why the fuck are you so retarded?
>>336056670
That's barely furry m8.
>>336056397
It's a round, fluffy mix of flour and shortening.
They're basically tiny bits of bread meant to go with breakfast, but can be eaten later.
>>336056656
>biscuits
>it's clearly a bunch of scones
are you having me on, m8?
>>336056647
The previous reply to that post has the name of the manga
>>336056656
And this is a sweet scone.
Man, I sure do love video games!
>>336049209
>annoy an eagle for so long while it's trying to eat it gives up and leaves its kill
does this seriously work
>>336052706
Wing-it Wernher
He's like Wreck it Ralph and he's as aggressive as Orphan of Kos and his weapon is a chairleg. Also he's drunk and he fell in a bush so he's covered in thorns and christmas lights that make him hurt to touch and bees are chasing him so if you stay too close they stunlock you.
>>336032074
>sexualizing a character you literally never see
What did we mean by this?
>>336056704
DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE RETARD
>ITT Britfags getting uppity about alleged improper word usage
>>336056397
It's not the same thing you dumb shit. You literally do not make them the same way.
It's similar, but it's not the same.
>>336056656
They look pretty similar.
MORE BIRDGIRLS LESS FOOD
>>336032543
Really? How do they procreate then?
>>336056656
They look like they're laughing.
>>336056976
I'LL SEXUALIZE THEM AS MUCH AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE
LEAVE HER ALONE, PICKLE-PUM IS FOR HUGGING, NOT FOR FUGGING
>>336056897
It's not an eagle.
It's a glorified seagull.
>>336057068
Cloaca
It's vagina, anus and urethra in one hole
Why are gwynevere's kids all so fucked up
>>336057068
CLOACAit's a mix between the anus and the sex organ. They don't have poopers and vagoos separately, so any sex but oral with Papi is anal
>>336056983
DELETE THIS
>>336056981
here's your reply
BRITBURQAS LEAVE
>>336032074
I want to picklepee inside her pump a rum
>>336054598
thats wrong though.
the Duke had Seath's Soul, which he fed to his pet spider.
Aldia is literally the big writhing chaos mass thing. thats what he became. He has no other physical body. He was a mad scientist, not a ruler. From the start he was Vendrick's go-to science guy. Yknow, Aldia's Keep was his residence, not Tseldora.
the Duke of Tseldora is just some nameless nobody with an unhealthy spider fetish, who decided to make his pet spider a monster and let it's babies consume the entire town.
>>336055073
>>336055934
>>336056640
Now THIS is a copypasta I can get behind.
>>336033725
>WAKE ME UP
Other species of bird allowed?
>>336057161
>lothric princes
>gwynevere's kids
Is it even so?
>>336056640
Ok, I get it, you're fucking with me. Regardless, I stand behind what I said.
>>336056670
Flock off. Birds don't have fur. They have feathers.
>>336057080
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
>>336057161
>Cripple Princes
>fucked up
They're 100% sane.
>>336057262
Is autism-chan kill? I dropped season 2 like 5 episodes in.
>>336043131
Im into vote so im imagining this quite differently then others
>Yuropoors don't have biscuits
sad
>/an/ - Videogames
What games can I be a burd in anyway.
>>336057362
Not Lorian, he's been fucked up by the curse.
>>336057373
No she's fine.
>>336057346
Make me.I hope mods don't ban me, gotta remember to not post things with nipples in them. This isn't /a/.
>>336056983
Noice. Sauce?
>>336057403
Are you voting to stay or leave europe, anon?
>>336057139
seagulls live near the sea you dumb shit ass butt does that look like the sea to you
>mfw /v/ is sexualizing a nonsense-talking baby bird
>that bird doesn't even have a model
Please don't sexualize the bird.
>>336057425
they can't because their biscuits are cookies
>>336057362
Yea Rosaria as well. 100% sane
Nothing at all wrong with Gwynevere's genes
>>336057521
Good, I still want to protect her smile.
>>336057559
I see a lot of seagulls in Wal-Mart parking lots and I'm in Ohio
Why are birds always screaming?
>>336057536
https://e621.net/post/index/1/%E8%B5%A4%E4%BA%95
>>336057450
Lorian is the pinnacle of sanity compared to other DaS3 characters. Eygon is absolutely batshit crazy.
REAL BIRB HOURS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MlHmCpnJIU
>>336057689
They want you to notice them, senpai
>>336057545
will europe let me sexualize the mentally deficient?
>>336032074
>>336032353
Why do you always wanto to sexualize everything and anything?
>>336057373She dies but she gets better.
>>336057545
Both
>>336048269
I have actually worked with humans who couldn't figure this out
>>336051461
>Octopussies can't even leave the water
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvalXBfwUR0
>>336057643
sors pls
>>336057689
Maybe they know something you don't.
>>336057773
You do not want to be noticed by geese.
![[HorribleSubs] Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou - 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_13.53_[2015.08.05_00.51.39].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dXKXCZh.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou - 05 [720p].mkv snapshot 13.53 [2015.08.05 00.51.39]")
>>336057661
I want to protect Rui's smile.and maybe suck his cute cock
QUICK, ARTIST ANON, MAKE A TUMBLR OR SOMETHING TO DROP THE DRAWINGS IN BEFORE WE NEVER MEET AGAIN. .
Who voices lewd-in-bum?
>>336052706
Seeing as the sun, fire and light are important elements in the series, that's what i wanna fight. The fucking sun.
>>336039203
You can't find it because it wasn't from Bloodborne. It's the Plague Doctor from Darkest Dungeon.
>>336057874
>Monmusu will never get a Season 2
Man I know some of you fuckers still go to the monmusu thread that is probably still on /a/, did anything happen with the Polt OVA?
>>336056981
I love how cynical brits are compared to Americans and also how they get so mad when someone says a word differently from them.
>>336054653
Seconding this, although half the time I just end up watching my host fight and die to the summons
>>336051461
>>336057819
A squid is fine too
>>336057827
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56600615
>>336057819
There was an octopus that escaped from an Australian aquarium like a couple weeks ago
>>336057913
>lewd
Shut the fuck up idiot
>>336057696
May these godly deeds gurantee your entry to valhala in the afterlife. Thanks!
>>336058079
Wow, that was uncalled for anon.
>>336058021
thenk
>>336057686
Ohio is right next to a giant lake which is practically a sea that's not salty does that look like Ohio to you you dick lipped ass breath
>>336057996
Fug
>>336057897
Rui is for martyring, not protecting.
>>336055483
>drop nuts into shit-stained streets
Sounds pretty dumb.
>>336057531
I've never read this series, though I've obviously seen it everywhere. Are we dealing with bird cloaca or vagina here?
>>336057531
CEASE SUCH IMMORAL ACTIONS IMMEDIATELY, OR FACE THE GRAVE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR WRONGDOINGS!Mods and janitors can be anal about that sometimes, most of the time a minor nip-slip isn't too bad though, at most you may get warned.
>>336058013
It's funny considering they're literally incapable of pronouncing an "H" sound or using the words "me" and "my" in the proper context. They're like overgrown tryhard elementary schoolers that are trying to act smart for social status when they're actually pretty stupid.
>>336058204
PROTECT
R
O
T
E
C
T
>>336058210
It's only the designated shitting streets that are dirty, the roads are fine
>>336047957
OH I AINT NEVER SEEN AN ELEPHANT FLY, I SEE IT WITH MAH CROWS EYES I DID, THESE CROW EYES, I'M A CROW, WHAT?
>>336056415
>>336056543
>implying I wouldn't draw the butt
Pls.
>>336056601
I can draw whatever butt I please.
>>336057912I already have one. skullovensfw.tumblr
>>336058172
>lakes = seas
no
>>336058221
100% likely she has a vagina in all honesty, although I don't think the guy who does the series has ever stated specifically. The mc does contemplate how the snake girl goes to the bathroom at one point though.
>>336041767
>banti fag
>respectable opinion
Choose one.
>>336058345
Protect this, fag.
>>336057161
So Lorian stretched Lothric's boipussy right?
>>336058006
Didn't the BDs sell? The manga was pretty popular.
>>336058006
it's coming
also it might get a season 2 but there's not enough source material yet
read the manga if you haven't
>>336032543
Do people actually believe this, or is it some dumb joke? I keep seeing people confuse cloacas with actual genitals.
>>336057080
hold up
when the fuck did papi grow a tail?
>>336058020
I can't tell if this guy taking the piss or he's something like chris-chan.
>>336058498
I think the BDs decently enough along with the merchandise sales to warrant a second season, I just haven't heard anything guaranteed yet. Pretty sure the manga is still pretty popular.
>>336058204
wut dis
animu?
>>336058489
what's this show?
>>336058515
>it's a nipples are covered by random objects episode
>>336058390
drawher taking it up da butt
>>336058551
It's a what-if scenario based on an early design of her.
>>336058640
>>336058643
Gatchaman Crowds.
>>336058643
Gatchaman Crowds.
>>336058454
only slime and horse have non human vaginas
>>336058697
they don't air nipples anymore, you have to buy the blu rays if you want to see them
>>336058697
It's uncensored in the BD :^)
>>336058515
>big tits
>tiny areola
Dropped
>>336058847
You like gross things huh
>>336058718
>Can't wear hot pants
Dealbreaker
>>336057874
Hapi is a pretty parpy.
>>336058847
Shit taste
>>336056070
okie-dokie. i'll make the unkindled super STR build.
>>336056670
Wasn't there a furry chart or something that says mostly human is not furry?
I usually go by those standardsas an excuse not to be a furry.she's really cute to draw, bro. don't criticize me.
it was fun, guys. i'll probably finish this all up in two days. expect a lot.
>>336058847
Her areola are pretty decently sized if I remember correctly. Censorship is just weird since they just wipe off the nipples entirely then put the censor item there for effect.
>>336058847
>liking big, pepperoni/pancake areolas
>>336058847
Actually at 11 seconds~ you can see some giant rutabaga nipples.
>>336058916
But she also can't wear panties either.
>>336058847
>>336058910
>>336058975
>>336059019
It's how people who've never seen naturally large breasts (asians and virgins mostly) draw tits. Big tits = big areola and nipples. The only big tits that have tiny nipples are fake tits and shitty low budget hentais.
Anyone who thinks big breasts with tiny nipples looks good is a virgin who's never seen a woman.
>>336058847
I'm with you, breh.
Ignore these homos who probably weren't breastfed.
>>336058910
>>336058975
>>336059019
Sorry I'm not gay.
>>336059129
>>336058718
still not seeing the problem
summer dresses are the cutest
and you could easily give her panties that go around her tailfeathers, with an extra clasp or something above them
>>336047119
>Picturing the crow tossing the knife in the air and catching it back in its mouth by the handle
>Pickle Pee The Great Pump a Rum Crow
[̲̅_̲̅_̲̅_̲̅_̲̅_̲̅_̲̅_̲̅_̲̅_̲̅_̲̅_̲̅_̲̅_̲̅_̲̅_̲̅_̲̅_̲̅_̲̅_̲̅_̲̅_̲̅_̲̅_̲̅_̲̅_̲̅]
>>336047356
Crows already mug people of you go by the simple definition of a violent theft in public. They're famous for that shit.
>>336058489
Gatchaman crowds
Cute trap gets raped by a gang of these things >>336058780
>>336059129
>Even strike witches have more shame than you
I legit keked
>>336059129
>even the strike witches have more shame then you
is this an actual thing she said?
>>336058847
they're pretty normal sized
>>336058980
Make sure the unkindled is blonde aswell, I need him to be top of the line genetics
>>336059190
>Sorry I'm not gay.
Are you fucking retarded?
>>336059129
>Even the strike witches have more shame than you
lel
monster girls are shit
give me something more beastial. these bitches are just sluts in cheap cosplay
>>336058910
>>336058975
>>336059019
I like all titties senpaitachi, but big with little areola just looks dumb as shit and japan has such a fetish for it.
>>336059427
Honestly the reason I started watching the series.
>>336059446
yeah he's probably gay aswell
>>336059374
>>336059378
I believe it's the fan translation so it should be pretty accurate.
>>336059380
That's when she was introduced right? Fuck that was such a damn long time ago.I just kinda stopped reading and then an anime happened and I've been totally left behind.
>>336059591
Might as well finish it out, sorry for posting it out of order.
I want to fuck a harpy bird-girl.
>>336059703
Which one? the thread has several.
>>336059752All of them except the chicken
>>336058697
>implying the random shit they come up with to cover the nips up isn't hilarious
>>336059470
>KP is supposed to have big tits, even by towergirls standards
>draw her flat
>>336059654
The anime has attracted the most autistic fanbase to ever exist. Never even visit those threads they are a complete circle jerk. The anime truly was a mistake.
>>336059806
Which is the chicken?
>>336059827
This. Get ye gone, wretch.
>>336059703
You wouldn't fuck these harpies.
>>336059654
she doesn't get much attention
she got a chapter like a year ago with her old host family trying to win her back but she's been on the backburner for a while>tfw waifu is basically a side character
manga is at like 40 chapters right now though, you could steam roll it in a few hours if you wanted
>>336059880
>>336054975
That one.
>>336059879
>>336059920
Damn I'll have to figure out where I left off or just restart then.
>>336059703
all of them?
>>336059910
CUTE. C U T E
>>336059827
lizards should only be wide-hipped and flat. why on earth would an egg-laying creature, other than an echidna, have tits?
>this thread
>>336054598
Wrong. Aldia fused himself to the First Flame
>>336059965
I can see why.
>>336060059
but kobold princess IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE BIG TITS
>why on earth would an egg-laying creature, other than an echidna, have tits?
TO JERK OFF TO
>>336060154
DELETE THIS
>>336060059
I may as well jump on the degeneracy-train while the thread's still up
>>336060037
Yeah just add the translation site to your RSS and leave it at that for fanbase contact.
>>336059446
>People whining about how they don't like natural looking tits
>Gay people don't like tits
It's not hard to figure out
>>336060059
why would a lizard be human shaped in the first place you peasant
>>336059910
In like 2 decades, maybe.
Or however quickly harpies mature.
>>336060059
Because it's sexy for things to have bits they shouldn't have. Bonus points for feral dragons and reptiles having massive tits (that only exist to be fondled and groped by humans).
>>336060057
>>336060197
Those things canonically tear people to shreds and are literally no more than feral animals. They're a dangerous pest animal that needs to be killed on sight.
>>336060154
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I have no idea what Pump a Rum is, but it's cute and so are birds.
>>336060386
I know.
They're still cute.
>>336060059
>>336060203
fuck I love guoh
>>336054782
Your purpose with the bird determines the amount that's too much.
>>336060154
I can never tell whether the chicken is enjoying it or not.
>>336060308
I just don't see the point in having tits for the sake of it. At least come up with an excuse to have such vestigial features. And you can still make something sexy by focusing on other, more universal feminine traits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZerUbHmuY04
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>>336060197
>its a boy chicken too
>>336044204
>dark sword
>>336060503
What level is fuck the duck until exploded?
PUMP-A-RUM
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