"Snek, there is ord Chinese proverb: 'man who drop his watch in the toiret have a shitty time.'
Wourd you rike to save your game?"
Hrmm
I would put my watch in her toilet if you get what I mean :^)
>>336028971
Yout have a scat fetish then?
Man who run in front of bus get tired
Man who run behind bus get exhausted
>>336027862
Thanks Mei Ling
Man who want pretty nurse must be patient
7 day honeymoon make whole week
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly fingers.
>>336030090
...Where's the pun?
>>336027862
And a ching chong, bing bong to you too miss.
Tall man who marries short girl must be nuts over her
It is good to meet girl in park
It is better to park meat in girl
Bicycles can not stand on their own because they are two-tired
Man who puts dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts
>>336030520
More like fucking mutts.
>>336030278
there you go
Any more?
>>336030881
Google, "Wise Confucius meme"
A worker at the egg factory will occasionally deal with an egg-istential crisis.
>>336027862
A stupid man taking a test on an elevator is wrong on many levels.
SAVE YOUR GAME, HUH?
A dog that's focused on a tiger resting on a branch is barking up the wrong tree.
lolicons are fucking immature assholes
>>336031142
If there was an inverse to funny things, it would be that.
I'm in pain from your post.
>>336031727
I would have just said existential, but I feel like the pun would have been lost on some people.
>>336029494
You don't?
>>336027862
"Man with hand in pocket will feel cocky all day"
>>336032172
it's just not that funny to begin with because it's just an excuse to force an egg pun.
also you lose points for not making it plural eggs so the joke is actually a homonym.
Man who put face in dirty toilet is shit head.
