Rocket League thread.
There is nothing to discuss about this so these die instantly
>New update comes out for PC
>less than 6k players playing in Ranked on weekend nights
>people with 500+ hours still rush after the ball like a child with ADHD
its a fun game but people keep hitting me when im on their team, sometimes on purpose.
>>336021604
this honestly
I play the game regularly but there's not enough depth or advanced tactics to talk about even
>down 2 goals with less than a minute left
>teammate is still sitting on your goal line at all times
I love this game, but I am dogshit at it.
>Lose to this guy in 1v1
>For some reason he wants a rematch even though he claims I'm terrible (lost by 1 point in overtime mind you)
>Decide "fuck it" and rematch him 4 times
>Beat him each time
>He claims all my goals are luck and is reporting me for cheating
How did I make him mad if I lost the first game? I'm confused.
>RLCS stream is still 8 hours away
>people who watch their own replays in 1v1
SLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
D U N K
lets talk about how dodging is wonky, or seems to be wonky
rarely I can actually dodge to the sides, instead just spinning in place in midair
>>336022054
what I want to know is how do you cheat in rocket league
a program that calculates where exactly you need to be and calculates all the physics + angles and all that shit would probably use up so much CPU that you wouldn't even be able to play
>>336022176
Its AAAAAAAA SLAM DUNK!
>>336021604
G g guise i like the blue car b best because blue is my favorite colour and is way cooler than orange orange is the colour is shit oranges are nice but when im on blue team its soo good i jump and hit the ball way better because because because because
>>336022221
I actually did meet a cheater once on RL. I play on PS4, he was on PC. Every 3 seconds I would explode when he wasn't anywhere near me, and this was 1v1. I lost 20-0 because I couldn't fucking do anything. I can only hope he got banned.
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Blue cars look better than orange cars
>>336021817
What, do you expect coordination from pubs? This game is too fast paced and abstract for that.
Whenever I join a game and im on team orange im like "arhhh man" and I dont like it because I like it when my car is blue.
>>336022176
Undertale reference?
RLCS is going on now! Open Qualifiers are happening atm.
If you aint blue you aint true
Post or talk about your best goals/assists.
I feel like I don't play rocket league enough and I constantly feel like I need to catch up.
How do I rank up and git gud?
Can someone explain rotations to me?
There should always be one person on ball, one ready to strike, and one defending, and then after the on-ball guy either hits or misses, he rotates to defend and the defend becomes the off-ball striker.
Right?
>>336020709
For what purpose?
>>336023763
>rank up
literally all you need to do is play, everything is cosmetic
>>336023670
Uhh, you know, the ball just got in front of me and I jumped on it and did a sick flip and kind of just scored you know
>that idiot that keeps kicking the ball across the field
WHY CAN'T YOU just leave it and let someone who are in position kick it in the right direction or possible even get a shot in JESUS
my brother and I were trying some shit the other day and came across this ridiculous shitshow. you should try it out
bonus points for putting demolition on "on contact" or whatever it's called.
Just played a hoops with a spanish fag that kept making own goals and kept writing JAJAJAJAJA
Marco if you see this, you're a faggot.
>>336022221
That reminds me of when I got called out for having an aimbot while playing Demoman
>those guys that smash the ball straight at the hoop in hoops mode.
>mate flames you
Where my blue bros at? Orange is shit.
>>336020709
>down a goal or two in unranked
>that one teammate sits in the goal the whole time instead of playing offense to try and win the game
Fuck those cunts, I hate turning the game into 2v3 because you're too much of a pussy.
>>336022169
what makes me even more mad is when they watch their own replays and then skip yours
is it just my graphical settings or metallic paint looks real weird
>>336025085
I once asked someone why they skip my replays, but not there's, their response
"Because I'm better than you"
Even though I was winning 8-3.
>>336025505
The problem with this game is that everyone think they're the best
>>336025708
Yeah, what's with that? I've seen people say "Fuck you!" in chat when they lose. Like, come on, I'm not anywhere near the best player ever, but I don't lose my shit when I lose.
>>336025834
It's easier to blame it on others than to admit they fucked up. There just seems to be a lot of players at prospect/lower challenger level who get super mad telling people they're shit and to kill themselves when they're not great themselves.
I also don't get being mad at losing, it's not like you can win every game.
>>336025834
I'm not quite sure what it is, I think the bigger influx of players just brings more assholes, like any online game. I'd rather have people type shit in the chat than sarcastically spam the default messages though, it really rustles my jimmies.
HOOPS IS TOO DAMN HARD
>>336026562
It's fairly rough but better than the three experimental maps that came out the last time.
talk about the cars
>smash.gg is broken and no one can play tournament matches
Nothing ever goes smoothly does it
