AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MY CORAZON
I'm sort of impressed that they didn't just stretch the game to the wide screen like a typical pleb would do.
why should I be impressed?
please explain
>Hooking up a PS1 to an HDTV.
>Not just playing it on PS2 or downloading it on PSN.
>Implying people go back to Crash instead of Mario 64, MGS and Zelda.
Can I sex Elena?
>That controller
REEEEE
>Legitimately wanting Crash "Poochie" Bandicoot to return
I can't wait to shit all over this game at E3.
>>336008598
Woah what a nice guy
>>336008414
I actually know plenty of normies who get excited / nostalgic about Crash
>>336008414
Technically they could be playing on a PS2, just with a PS1 controller.
>>336008554
>Any level of thought beyond blind, unconditional positive regard.
>"Autism"
I'm sorry, m8, but if you're going to use cheap nostalgia gimmicks, go all out.
>>336008598
This so much. Crash was soulless garbage.
>>336008205
who the fuck knows with normies
I hope its a sign of something to cum
>>336008598
>"We need our own version of Mario and Sonic!"
>"I know, how about an orange ferret that wears pants."
>"Perfect! He's edgy and in your face!"
>>336008806
>soulless
http://all-things-andy-gavin.com/video-games/making-crash/
>>336008772
>naughty dog made crash bandicoot
>uncharted 4 is playstation exclusive
>expects Drake play shit like Mario 64, MGS
Are you actually retarded?
>>336008909
Literally shit out of the anus of Sony marketing.
>Sonyfags are shitting the bed because they can play a few levels from a 15 year old game in a new game
I don't get it? What's the big deal?
>>336008991
Paid shill viral marketing. They're trying to build everyone up until the reveal at E3.
>>336008414
Crash is one of the best selling games on psn.
Go back to your half presses. And don't ever include MGS with the likes of Zelda or Mario. The NES and Gamecube iterations in the Metal Gear franchise are complete dog shit.
>>336007808
>not stretching it
>>336009032
>people like things therefore they are shills
is there any video of OPs pic? Can't find it
>>336009316
me neither
>>336009361
Yeah me too
>>336009187
Found the pleb
>>336008414
>>Implying people go back to Crash instead of Mario 64, MGS and Zelda.
>mfw literally never once went back to anything but Crash and MGS
Kill yourself nintoddler, there's a new Mario and Zelda game out every other fucking year.
>>336009449
Source?
>>336007759
>Playstation exists in the Uncharted canon
This is getting pretty meta
>>336008890
naughty dog were a tiny fucking studio at the time. it wasn't weird corporate mascot bullshit as much as it was the fact every platformer and its brother featured a weird anthropomorphic fuck at the time.
>>336008598
>implying i give a fuck about crash.
i just want the gameplay it has.
if you are unable to see past the main character to see a good game, you are helplessFF8 is still crap
>>336009449
>>336009518
screenshots in this vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwveARvZJWA
>Nintendo references one of their old series
>rehash
>Sony references one of their old series
>HOLY SHIT GUYS THEY'RE COMING BACK THEY REMEMBERED FUUCK
>>336009617
except Nintendo owns all their old series, Sony never owned Crash and that's why this is so exciting, cause now they do, and they can bring it back as it was on its golden age
>>336009461
That's like saying you can't play smw after playing Mario 3
Sometimes I fantasize about a big collaboration game where your character visits all sorts of other game world. A common one is levels from Crash Bandicoot or Spyro the Dragon but the player is strafing around them at Doom speed doing Vanquish slides and power moves, but then he'd get weapons like the wumpa bazooka or Spyro's horns on a helmet for a charge attack in each level. Then it went crazy so you had the player ending up in Anor Londo, running into Ornstein and Smough for a bossfight but then Grace and Glory from Bayonetta join in too to balance out the increased mobility.
It's dumb but I like it.
>>336009792
You can't though
>>336009617
>references
Rehashing one game every year is not a reference
>>336009807
I want Drake to find Crash at some point in the game, like the real live being one, please god
>>336009807
Like kingdom hearts but you go to different game worlds instead of movie worlds
I would play that
>>336007759
Welcome to next gen, boys
is it a PS1 emulator running in-game?
How much do you think SANNY paid activision to get Crash back?
>>336008478
the OPs pic is supposed to be happening in like 2029
its probably a retro-edition controller for his PS6
>>336009752
>they can bring it back as it was on its golden age
>>336009695
Is it different in the ps4 version?
>>336010109
*2015
>>336010186
Dunno I only played LoU on ps3.
>>336010135
memeing people doesn't make them wrong, you know that right?
>>336010348
the only good crash game is crash 3 and even that one is only okay
Spyro was 100x the game crash was
also
>implying sony would fund a crash bandicoot game in 2016
>Score counter
Not even ND remembers how their game worked.
>>336010478
i'm pretty sure that's a timer
>>336010220
so how did the daughter get born and grow ~13 years all in 2015?
this is her hand: >>336009449
>>336010405
>the only good crash game is crash 3 and even that one is only okay
opinion
>Spyro was 100x the game crash was
opinion
>implying sony would fund a crash bandicoot game in 2016
crash activison website doesn't exist anymore
psacess teasing crash
ps4 trailer crash coming out of the trash
playstation twitter accounts teasing crash
psx crash shirt
crash in uncharted
>>336010405
>Spyro was 100x the game crash was
>>336008205
This is something that people would discover after the game comes out and be amused by. I don't know why sonycucks are treating an easter egg like a selling point.
>>336010719
>using opinion to back up your argument that crash is the "golden age" of sony
>>336010840
I'm using metacritic scores and sales figures
nice try though
>>336010405
>Spyro was 100x the game crash was
Most overrated franchise in the world.
>>336010893
>metacritic scores
so opinions?
>>336010840
btw, never said was the golden age of sony, said was the golden age of crash
learn to read
>>336010838
It's because Sony/ND doesn't own the rights you dumb cuck. At the very least this means that Sony and Universal negotiated long enough to get crash into one of their games, which means they might be collaborating on a new game.
>>336010478
>>336010641
That's not a score keeper or a fucking timer
It's the wumpa fruit counter but it was on the right side of the screen and it didn't go to 000, maximum was 99 before it gave you a life
Have you not played it? Is this what Dude Raider fanboys look like? Don't give me that 'i played it a long time ago' shit either, poseur
>>336010989
>it's a crash-fag spergs out episode
>>336010949
>Acting like your opinion matters in any way
Literally kill yourself
>>336010989
Look who's fucking talking about "have you not played it". CRASH 1 DOESN'T HAVE AN IN-GAME COUNTER YOU DIPSHIT POSER.
>>336011037
>m-muh metacritic
this has to be a falseflag right? it's literally the argument of a sonycuck in a wojak meme picture
>>336010949
yes, opinions > opinion
>>336010405
Dude platformers are a dead genre
>>336007759
Why would you care?
>>336011029
>it's an 'anon-got-btfo-by-facts-and-goes-full-damage-control-reply' episode
>>336011098
>muh
>falseflag
>sonycuck
>wojak
you talk to much about memes, maybe you should go outside
>>336011126
Uh, I thought the Wumpa Fruit counter was always on the upper-left side of the screen and didn't have a 0.
>>336011086
Yes it does, when you pick up a fruit it brings the counter down; pro-tip: that's what he's doing right there on that Boulder Dash stage--picking up a wumpa fruit
You can also press triangle to show your lives and current wumpa
Eat shit faggot, I replay Crash 1 and 100% it >>336011250
yearly
Didn't one of the guys from nu-ND basically say Crash is shitty shit for kids and they don't want to do one?
>>336011250
wumpa is top left, my mistake
it doesn't go 000 either, I just said that
goes up to 99
>>336011126
yeah that number in the middle is definitely the wumpa fruit counter
>>336007759
>Elena loves Crash
She's a keeper, Nate.
Is it just the one level?
Why do you people spoil surprises?
>>336010478
>Millenium shitty fat americuck talking about shit
Stay mad PCuck
>Crash Bandicoot
>literally walk forward and jump over hole/enemy the game
>no depth
>no exploration besides levels sometimes having forks in the road
>most basic moveset of any platformer
Why do people like this franchise again??
>>336011467
nostalgia
>>336008205
you shouldn't - they've already overplayed that joke at the point of MGS4's Solid Snake having a PS1 dream out of the blue
>>336011346
But there's no lives on that screen.
>>336011467
Why do people like Mario.
>>336011426
Holy fuck, Elena is a cutey.
>>336011418
>i can't read
What did I say? What the fuck did I say beside mix up right with left? I said that it doesn' appear central or have 3 numerical placements
>>336011360
yep
fuck the new fags that work at naughty dog making their movie games
is anyone who worked on the original crash even working at naughty dog anymore? afaik jason rubin and andy gavin (who founded naughty dog and directed\programmed the game) both quit in the mid-00s, david siller (who designed and produced it) quit right after the first one, and all their art guys ended up washed up
>>336011514
And a widow
>>336011467
Because it was fun. Play one of the polar bear levels from Crash 2 and try not to have fun. Its impossible.
wait, is it a cutscene or do you get to play a level of crash bandicoot while they talk shit about it?
>>336011508
Lives don't show if you only collect wumpa, they only show if you press triangle or pick up enough wumpa to gain a life
>>336011467
>>most basic moveset of any platformer
Crash has more moves than Mario does in 3D World.
>>no exploration besides levels sometimes having forks in the road
>he never found the hidden warps
>>336011523
m8 they just shoved a ROM in the game, they didn't change anything, that number in the centre isn't wumpa fruit
>>336011346
I was talking about the crate counter you fucking nigger
>>336011513
>Mario64
>whole game devoted to using the acrobatic moveset mario has available
>incredibly depth
>tonnes of exploration, lots of ways to get around levels and
>one of the most advanced movesets of a platformer
>>336009449
I thought it said rated M at first lol
>>336011718
Nah all you do is jump.
>>336008414
>downloading it on PSN
Kill yourself.
>>336011742
>thinking crash bandicoot is even in mario 64's league
fucking banjo is better than crash bandicoot
>>336011742
As I thought, no response
>>336011718
>>whole game devoted to using the acrobatic moveset mario has available
>>incredibly depth
>>tonnes of exploration, lots of ways to get around levels and
Too bad Nintendo has gone out of their way to remove as many of those elements from Mario as time goes on.
>>336011467
>most basic moveset of any platformer
Yeah, you didn't play Crash 3.
>no exploration besides levels sometimes having forks in the road
>He didn't find the hidden warps
>>336011641
Crash can't even wall jump dude
>>336011668
Yeah well guess what you dick sucking piece of shit? Crash 1 doesn't have a crate counter on the Hud, it only shows at the end of a completed stage if you don't die
They added a hud crate counter in 2 and there was one saying xx/yy
It wasn't until 3 that they added xx/yy to the Hud
Next? You don't know shit
>>336011807
>Crash Bandicoot
>Whole game devoted to using the acrobatic moveset crash has available including a bunch of attack moves
>incredibly depth levels consisting of fightning, running or even sneaking past enemies
>exciting bosses that require you to learn their moveset
>bunch of hidden levels requiring you to collect hidden gems to play them
>one of the most F U N platformers of all time
See i can do it too
>>336011861
He can in titans :^)
>>336011861
Maybe, but he has this
Holy shit this thread is pure unfiltered cancer
>>336011847
>Yeah, you didn't play Crash 3.
All the powers you get are just auxiliary stuff and it's not like they have any major impact on the game
>lets give crash a gun
>lets give crash AoE on his belly flop
>lets make him hover when he spins
none of these impact the game in any meaningful way, besides the ability to run faster
>>336011784
>fucking banjo is better than crash bandicoot
>implying someone gives a fuck about Banjo
Dead and buried.
>>336011624
allegedly you get to play while Nate and Elena talk about it. You try to beat Elena's "high score" (I think it's like a time trial)
>>336011963
no u cant
>>336012086
>All the powers you get are just auxiliary stuff and it's not like they have any major impact on the game
you didn't say that did you
SPANISH BOMBS
>>336012072
Welcome to weekend /v/
>>336012114
>implying banjo and crash posters aren't exactly the same
both nostalgiafags who talk about how games are "comfy"
>>336012140
As I thought, no response.
>>336008414
Nigger I replay at least one or two Crash games a year you fucking cunt.
>>336012114
Just like Crash,
If they bring Crash back I'll literally buy a PS4.when the game comes outin 2019
>>336012241
>As I thought, no response.
As I thought, no response.
>>336012120
Yeah, so it's bullshit what that faggot was saying earlier about it being an untouched ROM
Fuck that guy
>>336011963
>Whole game devoted to using the acrobatic moveset crash has available including a bunch of attack moves
would be good if this was true
>incredibly depth levels consisting of fightning, running or even sneaking past enemies
lmao, as if enemies do anything meaningful, half of them walk back and forth and the other half literally just stand there throwing stuff at you
>one of the most F U N platformers of all time
There are way more F U N platformers, Crash doesn't deserve any recognition and should have been tossed to the wayside
>>336009850
Given that you find Precursor Orbs in every Uncharted game he'd be more likely to find Jak and Daxter.
>>336012252
*Till E3.
>>336008806
Sony franchises were always pretty souless in general. Playstation is carried by third party developers, and that's not a bad thing, but the extremist sonydrones assume it is.
>>336007759
I really feel weird about this
I mean its great but
>we've reached the point we play a videogame in a videogame while the characters talk about said game
I know animal crossing did this with the NES games but its all very meta here
Huh.
>>336010405
>the only good crash game is crash 3 and even that one is only okay
Nigga you can't even shitpost correctly.
>>336012326
The camera angle is different too, and so is Crash's animation/model (he never smiled when jumping)
>>336012403
I would argue that every one of their IP's is soulless except Crash, which went to Activision anyway
So yeah, theyre all pretty dogshit, Playstation All Stars was the definition of "literally who"
>There are people hating on based Crash
Faggots i tell you.
>>336008414
>mad nintenfags
Go back to your "the powah of N64" circlejerk threads.
>>336007759
Why does Elena look so young?
>>336008414
>stop playing what I didn't play
>>336012560
Don't you have a Madden to be playing?
>>336012403
>>336012552
Crash at it peak was close to Mario and probably would have been way more popular than it if Mario started around the time of Crash, not 10 years earlier.
>>336008806
t. nintencuck
Go back to your dead console.
>>336009752
>Sony owns Crash
Yeah no. They paid for this one cameo and that's it.
>>336012249
Why? It's not aged well.
>>336009617
didn't you knowrehash means squeal on /v/
>>336012753
Nnnnot really.
It wouldve been ran into the ground like Sonic, or like the later Crash titles did.
>>336012552
>Jak And Daxter
>Heihachi
>Sir Daniel
>Parappa The Rapper
>Nathan Drake
>Kratos
>Raiden
>"literally who"
Alright, there are really shitty characters like Donte and Fat Princess, but holy shit. If you don't know these, then you're literally retarded.
>>336012443
is there a video or more screenshots? I only see the OP and the photo of a screen
The perspective looks correct for that level, it's the boulder dash level
he also looks like he's running and in 1, crash's model is different in 1 than 2 and 3
In either case, the model looks correct for him running, he always had that scared, teeth clinching face while running ( he ain't jumping)
the only things I see that are questionable are the wumpa counter and the wall texture inside the boulder holder
>>336011426
>Mocking their own games just because they are old
ok im done thats so done with this smug shit developer and their smug games
>>336012860
http://thisgengaming.com/2016/04/30/uncharted-4-has-the-greatest-easter-egg-of-all-time/
Here you go familia
>>336012842
PS All Stars is objectively seen as a horrible bootleg version of Smash, I "recognize" the characters but theyre the most Z-List shit possible.
If Smash is the Oscars then PS All Stars is Celebrity Big Brother.
>>336012443
Can anyone find footage of crash looking like this when he jumps in the game
if not that means they added an animation to a 20 year old game, which is really odd
>>336012552
>Playstation All Stars was the definition of "literally who"
There is no one from Nintendo except for the trinity "80's and 90's kids will remember" Zelda/Mario/Donkey Kong close to Kratos or Ratchet.
>>336012963
Alright, that seems fair I guess.
>>336012963
It's funny because Smash has the same depth as PS Allstars but Smashfags won't see it.
This image is from the Epilogue of Uncharted 4. Do not click if you don't want spoilers.
>>336009617
>Nintendo references one of their old series
>one of their old series
>one
Not only is it more than one and every 3 days they rehashing entire games all the fucking time.
>>336012963
even Rash and Arbiter in KI generated hype a thousand times bigger than playstation all stars lol
>>336013034
Oh dear
>>336013005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3hXMqtqsRo
It's definitely different
>>336013034
lol dude, random Fire Emblem characters are more popular than Kratos and Ratchet
>>336013089
Who's the tumblrette?
>>336012924
>>336013005
That's really odd, these are peculiar inconsistencies
makes no sense to have him smiling while jumping (he doesn't smile when he jumps, I can confirm that from memory)
>>336012924
>98 KB
Looking at those photos it looks like they have imported the models for the level and crash and re-made the animtions and re-coded the gameplay
Probably easier than messing with emulation inside of the game
Im just basing that off of his animations looking weird
>>336013102
>Oh dear
Prove me wrong.
Kirby maybe. But other than that i dont think there is any really popular Nintendo franchise.
>>336012552
what does "soulless" mean? That you played it before you became a bitter jaded manchild?
Literally harder than Ninja Gaiden.
>>336013171
Sure I'll tell you but how do you mark spoilers in text? It's been years since I've used them on 4chan.
>>336013163
whaaaa??
>>336013163
>random Fire Emblem characters are more popular than Kratos and Ratchet
maybe on this weeb board but go on the streets and ask people about a random FE character and who they are and then ask abour Krators,Ratchet,Drake whatever.
>>336013207
played it after*
>>336013262
sad but tru dude ;_:
>>336012794
aged better than a lot of other games from that eraalthough a lot of people like spyro and mario 64 even though both their camera controls cause motion sickness
>>336013163
LITERALLY FUCKING BULLSHIT
>>336013279
>ask people about a random FE character and who they are and then ask abour Krators,Ratchet,Drake whatever.
And they'll STILL go "who?"
The only ones guaranteed a reaction are Mario, Master Chief, the Minecraft guy, Link, Space Invader thing and Pac-Man
>>336012717
>Don't you have wiiu games to be playing? Wait
>wiiu games
>>336008414
Crash was fun then but it's such a stupid game now, Snake was a better iconic hero for the PS than Crash
>>336013351
t. deluded cuck
>>336012773
We actually don't know. The deva of THPS5 said they wanted to put crash im the game but weren't able because of right issues and timming.
>>336013351
and maybe sonic
and maaaaaybe solid snake
>>336013351
deluded cuck detected
>>336011426
>>336012895
its cool pham they're just joking
>>336013403
>I'm mature now
>>336013351
Are you literally fucking braindead
>>336013421
Are you SERIOUSLY trying to imply that the average normie recognizes fucking Kratos as much as Mario?
That if I went up to Buttfuck McGee the Instagram girl in Mcdonalds she'd recognize Kratos but not Mario?
>>336011426
>ND making fun of their own simplistic toddler jump jumps and the people who play them
OK here goes the spoiler stuff since I figured it out.Does anyone important die? No.Who is the Tumblr girl in the spoiler picture? Nate's daughter, 15 years after the ending.
More spoilers @ http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=202183425&postcount=86
Some guy from Reddit got an early copy so spoilers are out.
>>336013487
neo naught dog is so fucking gross
They sicken me
>>336013467
>>336013448
>>336013421
Do Sony people not socialize outside of Neogaf or something?
>>336013403
Crash was way more iconic than Snake.
Crash 3 sold 7.13 million
Metal Gear Solid sold 5.51 million
I love MGS more but still.
>>336013476
The average normie doesn't know what video games are you cuck.
>sony babbies actually think games like crash, spyro, and croc are good
FUCKING KEK
>>336012924
>Greatest Easter egg of all time
But other games have done this before in the past. DK64 had Donkey Kong and Jetpac and Day of the Tentacle had the entire Maniac Mansion game and there's others I'm forgetting.
>>336007759
how many years has been sony teasing crash bandicoot so retards think it means crash is coming back?
>>336013545
It doesnt matter, Mario as recognizable as fucking Mickey Mouse. People who HATE games recognize Mario.
Then theres the second tier of recognizability with Master Chief and Link and Lara Croft
Kratos and Jak and Daxter are like...somewhere? Enthusiasts will know them
>>336013578
this is the first time naughty dog has officially made a reference to crash since '99, it's a pretty big deal
>>336013530
I do Literally everyone knows Uncharted because most (male) guys i know have a PS4 so they are automatically brainwashed to love it.
Deal with it.
I dont know about Kratos or Ratchet like that other guy said but Uncharted is for sure one of the most popular gaming franchise right now.
For sure is more popular than Fire Emblem lol.
>comparing crash to collectathons
>>336013528
Huh? Why?
It's still better than Nathan dying just for the feels.
>>336013464
it's just a single path going forward, it feels like a weird solo racing game
christ /v/ has gotten bad, seems like sonyponies have taken completely over
>>336013626
>mario is as recognizable as fucking mickey mouse
wew
e
w
>>336010186
Late, but no. PS4 version has PS3s in it too.
This must mean Sony has the rights back, if Activision wasn't even willing to let Crash be in a ND fan art contestthose absolute fuckheads
>>336013626
>Master Chief
Only americucks worship HALO so much desu.
In europe it isnt that big of a deal.
>>336012403
Nintendo fans truly are epicly buttblasted after their FY results huh. Afraid that Crash might come out for PS4 and outsell and outscore Mario I bet!
>>336013576
AYYY LMAO BTFO TOP KEKIKUS
>>336013660
Hipster daughter looks just like the fags that work there now
>>336013530
Holy fuck, i'm literally imagining an autistic Sonygger throwing a shit-fit because some toddler in a game store recognizes Skylanders instead of Kratos
Why is this fanbase all the same?
>>336013774
Kill yourself.
>>336013664
>I have shit taste
>>336013774
But Spyro isnt a game franchise.
Its a toy
this is what gaming has become
we're now not only rebooting classics, much like every film ever, but we're now playing classics, in modern video games
wake me up, I can't wake up, wake me up inside
save me
>>336013813
/v/ has literally turned into neoga/v/ /r/gaming
when will the witchhunts start?
>>336013774
>classic falseflagging
>>336013871
maybe you should just leave, nobody likes you anyway
>>336013843
Wouldn't call Crash a "Classic" it's literally shovelware by today's standards
>>336013871
That's likely because Nintendo is slowly dying and has no good First Party games coming up except for Zelda.
>>336013774
theyre the most weirdly elitist people in the industry, even more so than PCMR
>LOL XD RETRO GAMES US ADULTS ARE COOL AND HIP AMIRGHT XDDDD
this is no worse than that cereal commercial where the hipsters are talking about "nostalgia" and how epic mario is while playing an NES with xbox controlers
>>336013843
>Every fucking E3
>SONY REBOOT CRASH
>SONY MAKE A SEQUEL TO CRASH
>SONY BUY CRASH BACK
>SONY MENTION CRASH
>CRASH
>CRASH
>CRASH
>Finally something is going on with this orange motherfucker
>oh my fucking only remakes reboots fucking vidya is dead wah.
Kill yourself
>>336013935
>shovelware
classic falseflagging
>>336013325
They don't cause me motion sickness. Am I supposed to not play a game because someone else gets motion sickness?
So I think we're in agreement these two are the last tolerable fanbases left?
>>336013951
The new Kirby is good and that's coming up.
>>336014036
it's decent at best
>>336014036
Kirby isn't dead?
Color me suprised.
>>336013991
>>336014013
If the game was reskinned and released today it would be considered indie trash on /v/
>>336013916
why is it so bad right now though? school isn't out yet
What would like from a new crash game?
Id like more open levels mario 64 style
I don't want a redesign of the character or his personaity
Larger move set
>>336013660
>MUH FEELS
sonyfaggots should end themselves
>>336014030
yep
literally never had a run-in with nintendo or microsoft fans, theyre okay
i'm referring mainly to xbone and wii u here
>assfractured nintendrones
why cant you just go to your designated nintendrone circlejerk thread instead?
>>336014030
Yes
/v/ was better when they were in control of the industry.
>>336014036
Oh yeah, forgot about that.
Probably going to be one my personal GOTY's.
The 3DS is the only thing that keeps NIntendo alive.
>>336014030
Nintendo fans can be calm but fucking try to say something negative about anything related to Ninty.
They literally can't find a single flaw about Nintendo ever.
Xbros are based tho.
Maybe Sony is saving Crash for the NX release?
So kids buy Crash instead of Mario when it comes out for the NX.
>>336014030
MS+Nintendo, okay, the Wii and 360 specifically themself? Fuck no
>>336014030
this worked for you guys in 2009 I guess, the backlash will be even harder in a couple of years
/r/ing completely erectbc it's relevant as fuck today
>>336014084
??????
What are you trying to tell me? I was totally against the idea of "MUH FEELS"
>>336007759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CzX2JUqDuI
>>336013476
I think you're seriously underestimating the ps2 and ps1 for that matter, both blew nintendo out of the water
>>336009449
Does each localization have the right game case?
>>336014030
literally the only fanbase who doesnt fucking despise each other, its weird how much nintendo and microsoft dont acknowledge each other
>>336014326
why should it? Nate lives in the USA
>>336014030
why are there fanbases of consoles wtf
>>336014350
They dont overlap, the whole Microsoft owning Rare thing is like Kramer vs Kramer though
>>336014321
>Thinking for a single second that the average normie bought a PS2 then proceeded to by Kratos or Ratchet
>>336014475
>still thinking it's the 1980s and that people care about mario
>>336014036
>He hasnt played it yet
Its bretty good thou
>>336014350
Nothing will be more complicated than Xbox+PC's relationship or Xbox+Dreamcast if you really wanna go deep into it.
>>336014475
Just go on the streets and ask about Fire emblem characters and later on Kratos.
And by streets i mean streets not anime weeb meetings.
I dare you to do it
>>336012646
because nobody wants to see her or Nate as old
>>336009297
Except Sony has confirmed and even made a big deal about the fact that they're spending more money marketing Uncharted 4 then they have ever spent on any game before. They also plan on marketing this game in as many ways as possible, which means you can expect to see a rather large number of actual paid shill Uncharted 4 threads in the next few months
>>336014390
Oh yeah, I guess it wouldn't make sense. Just figured that would be neat.
>>336014578
>He didnt see the PS Vita fans vs PS4 fans shistorm war around the Gravity Rush 2 first trailer
it was glorious.
>>336014030
>nintendo
>microsoft
You fags are unbelievable.
>>336014661
>Vitagen's total meltdown when GR2 was announced as PS4 only
I own and enjoy the hell out of my vita, but that place deserved all of the shitposting.
>>336014578
what was so complicated about Xbox vs Dreamcast?
>>336014617
https://blog.hootsuite.com/why-nostalgia-is-an-effective-marketing-strategy/
People STILL are tricked by this shit, its marketing 101
Theres even a quote from a Sony marketing director directly talking about nostalgia being a powerful tool
>>336014228
>They literally can't find a single flaw about Nintendo ever.
Big Nintendo fan here, the majority of their games this gen have been seriously lacking in content and feel generally rushed,
I've been enjoying my Wii U, but most Nintendo fans will agree that the games have been getting shorter and shorter and losing replay value over the years.
Also here is a protip: Most "Nintendo Fans" you see shitposting around /v/ are just falseflaggers, Nintendo fans are too busy arguing with each other.
I swear to god they shitpost about Nintendo games themselves more than anyone else.
I fucking defy you to make a Metroid thread without it devolving into Super vs Prime or 'HURR OTHER M' "DURR FEDERATION FORCE"
>>336013279
I guarantee nobody would know Kratos. A few might know Ratchet, and even people who had played Uncharted might not be able to identify Drake.
>>336014753
Xbox effectively replaced Dreamcast in the same generation, which drew in alot of Dreamcast exiles, there was a bit of animosity though (this was fucking AGES ago and for a really short period)
Loads of Sega IP's became Xbox exclusive that gen
The Dreamcasts controller was reworked into The Duke
Xbox Live is the same coding as SegaNet, just with a different account database
It was like watching a handful of Sega fans who wanted to play JSRF get fused with the newborn Halo shooter fanbase, for the most part there was a good synthesis, but sometimes you could clearly see a divide in peoples tastes
>>336014908
>and even people who had played Uncharted might not be able to identify Drake.
/v/ what are you doing
>>336014617
>>336014778
>Try to advertise to ME, will you? I'm too smart for that. I automatically hate anything that I see in an advertisement just out of principle
>>336007759
>Hey guys! Remember when we actually made video games? We neither! Here's another Uncharted!
>>336008934
>Point out that it's a bit of a stretch that Normie's are gonna play Crash on a fucking HDTV, they'd only do that for other games.
>"WOOOOW YOU SERIOUSLY THINK NAUGHTY DOG WOULD DO THAT?!?"
I think you may be retarded, anon.
>>336014993
Yeah dont try and twist it, its such bonafide emotional engineering.
If the next Zelda game begins with Link playing OoT in his room you would laugh your fucking ass off and you know it
>>336008414
>Bunch of butthurt Sonyfags upset that someone would dare call Mario more normie than Crash
kek
>>336014030
>that damage control
Passive aggresive nintenfags try to act cool to hide the asspain. Xbots don't care for this shit, they are a pretty small fanbase.
>>336014993
When someone tries to trick me into buying something by pretending to be a fan, yeah, I'm probably not going to like it.
If they want to just show me non-bullshoty gameplay and give me an actual rundown of the game I'll give it a fair shot, but if they have to resort to spending more money than it cost to make the game on hyping it up, then I have to assume it might not be that fun
Good products sell on their own merits, bad products sell because of marketing
why are you niggas so concerned about what's popular and what isn't? just enjoy the games you like regardless of their popularity, is it that hard?
crash isn't as popular as mario, but who the fuck cares? his games are still fun as fuck.
>>336015110
>Game consoles in Hyrule
Herpy derpity derp.
>>336014969
Then the 360 fanbase drew in alot of PS2 fans which muddied the waters even further
The Xbox fanbase is a fucking weird melting pot
Im going to assume the Xbone fanbase is the same as the 360 one but lessened
>>336015249
Xbox and Sony fans are different sides of the same coin.
There is almost no difference between them aside from one group preferring fanservice heavy jap games and the other preferring fanservice heavy USA games
Only real difference is that Jap fanservice involves little girls and panties while the USA fanservice involves big guns, cars and killing brown people
>>336015249
The Xbone fanbase is literally just the anglosphere, thats it
>>336015220
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE REASON RETARD
>>336015230
We've had phones in Zelda, we've had robots in Zelda, and we've had rappers in Zelda, but video games is where you draw the line?
>>336009859
Would never happen because of the copyrights involved.
You could make a fangame like Mushroom Kingdom Fusion, though. Hopefully without sucking enormous balls like Mushroom Kingdom Fusion, though.
>/v/ hates Sony now
What?
>>336015397
Then you wake up.
>>336009449
>Rated M
What?
>>336015479
Just assblssted Nintenfags. Falseflagging at its finest.
>>336015464
>>336009859
>>336009807
>/v/ doesn't know about Wai Wai World.
I know I shouldn't be surprised but still.
>>336015479
Market leader always brings in more dickheads, Sony this gen are full of dickheads, just like the 360 was.
The sixth gen was better because everyone had a great system and everyone just stayed to their own niche, but with how marketing and console war bullshit works in 2016 its impossible
>>336015203
>When someone tries to trick me into buying something by pretending to be a fan, yeah, I'm probably not going to like it.
What was that you said about judging a game by its merits again? If you don't like ads then fine, nobody does. But don't let them affect your perception of the game's quality; they literally have nothing to do with it
>>336015523
Look closer, anon.
>>336015604
blame pcucks
>>336015643
OH. KA. Right. Forgot about that one.
>>336015604
>The sixth gen was better because everyone had a great system
Oh my fucking god yes, each system had its own distinct identity and strengths, it was perfect
PS2 defacto system with incredible jap games
Gamecube with incredible Nintendo games
Xbox with incredible PC/Sega/MS games (and power)
Dreamcast with incredible Sega games
>E3
>Naughty Dog rep comes out
>Talk about how they want to bring back a loved franchise
>Video plays
>Typical happy music playing
>Concept art shown of jungles
>People working away at making the game(screen unseen)
>Guy working at something on his computer as the head of the studio is leaning over talking to him pointing at the screen
>Voice over of staff talk about how excited they ate to be working on an old franchise again
>Crash announced
>Gameplay revealed
>It's Unchated but with Crash
>>336015663
How so? Sonyfags and Xboners brought that to themselves, PCucks are just those few guys sitting on the top of the montain claiming attention to themselves because of their "superiority". This whole war between platforms is pretty ridiculous.
>>336014030
>only fanbases
what fanbases?
>xbox 360 discontinued
>Wiiwho?
>>336015479
>now
>/v/ hates PS3 and PSP
>PSP gets hacked and PS3 gets more games in it's later life cycle
>they start loving it
>/v/ hates PS4 and Vita
>???
What is it about Uncharted that triggers /v/ so fucking hard?
Neither Halo or Gears incite this much fucking shitposting and outrage. And neither of thos franchises get called "movie" or "western shit".
Shit, even metal gear doesn't get called a movie ever even though it's literally nothing but cutscenes.
And the linearity excuse is dumb as shit because crash was linear, but /v/ loves crash.
>>336015781
PS2 won the fight, everyone won the night
>>336010989
It's kinda' weird though because in the image you can clearly see the collected Wumpa Fruit moving off to the upper-left corner where the counter is supposed to be.
>>336015931
Because Halo and Gears focus on gameplay, and Metal Gear Solid 4 was most certainly called a movie
>>336015931
It's a Sony exclusive.
>>336015893
I think the implication is that Nintendo and Microsoft are the only good fanbases on /v/
Iagree
I think PC people are fine as well but PCMR is cancer
I think Sony fans are fine as individuals in REAL LIFE, but for some reason turn instead cunt-mode on the internet
>>336016010
>Because Halo and Gears focus on gameplay,
>corridor whack a mole shooters
okay.
>>336016010
But MGS2 also had ridiculously long and boring codec conversations and that that game never gets called out.
>>336016081
Sorry, did you literally just post defending Uncharted and then accuse other games of being corridor whack a mole shooters?
>>336015931
They don't like that other people like it so much. Pictures like this really trigger /v/
>>336016073
we're not cunts, we're just better than you, and you refuse to accept it.
we're smarter, more sophisticated, artistic, creative, cultured, knowledgable, etc.
not a bunch of dumb dudebros and manchildren.
>>336016061
the game gets more praise than it deserves just because its a sony exclusive
>>336016073
Or most people are just falseflagging because it's "funny" to them. It's a well known fact that people love to false flag here just look at any platform war thread and you'll see when a mod bans some guy and his posts get deleted that the person is playing both sides.
>>336016178
and last o us deserved ALL that praise.
/v/'s just a bunch of butthurt weebs.
>>336015931
I don't hate it because it's linear, I hate it because it's linear and the gameplay is boring as shit. It consists of generic cover shooting that rarely has something different going on and the other half of the gameplay is climbing things, which is also boring as shit since there is only one pre-set way to climb something so you're essentially just pushing buttons/directions to get the segment over with.
The Uncharted series is made up of games that seem to resent the fact that their games and not movies.
>>336016073
>>336016230
and this guy >>336016192 just proved my point.
>>336015612
>What was that you said about judging a game by its merits again?
I've played the first two and thought the platforming was stiff, slow and boring and the gunplay was clunky and felt like a GTA game
The only thing I enjoyed in the first two games were the characters and stories, but that wasn't enough to keep me playing.
What they should have done is spent this massive marketing budget on the game itself to make sure the segments between the well done cutscenes are actually fun and don't just look nice
>>336016073
I really wish all of the Sony fanbase would just go to Neogaf, at least theyre welcome there, I dont get why they even bother posting here when their entire presence just causes shit from others or they start shit themself
>Playstation exists in a Playstation game
>That means the game itself exists, but nobody is wondering how a video game has the exact same characters and story as the real life
>>336016095
The difference is that MGS2 actually tried to deliver a meaningful message and it succeeded, just look at the world we live. That's why it's praised.
>>336016178
>Gaming's Citizen Kane moment - a masterpiece
>>336016315
Because Sony is /v/ related.
>>336016319
So what does that make Playstation All Stars?
>>336016315
>Sonyfags leave
>/v/ searches for the next platform fanbase to shit on
It would probably be Nintendo, considering most people here own a PC and no one really cares about Xbox. Will you then say that Nintendo fans should also leave?
>>336016304
>Because yes
U are funny
>>336016315
>Their entire presence causes shit to happen
Try being an Xbox fan
We dont post because its like playing San Andreas on riot mode.
>>336016353
>The difference is that MGS2 actually tried to deliver a meaningful message
I thought we praised games for GAMEplay, not story, faggot. that's why gamergate happened. or is it just that you faggots only like japanese games?
>>336016431
Thanks, I learn from the best.
>>336015016
>Overthinking a little "wink and nod" reference to an older ND series this much
Yup, it's autism.
>>336010989
>>336010478
>>336010478
If you look at the screenshots, you can see the number at the top of the screen going down as the screenshots go forward. It's a minigame.
>>336016230
This is why I have been saying for years that /v/ needs thread IDs
Shitposting and samefagging would be drastically reduced if everyone had an ID
>>336016432
GAYLO
>you will never play vidya with Elena
>>336016539
But IDs ruin the fun
>>336016448
As little gameplay as MGS2 and MGS4 had, they were still pretty damn good at their respective times. You're just looking for a reason to bash japanese games, aren't you?
Meanwhile, in the Last of Us.
Thanks for reminding me about how I've always wanted to fuck Crash's sister.
>>336016539
The shitposters and falseflaggers would drown out your voice and resist the idea of IDs. Besides most of them are so dedicated to it they'd probably change IPs so they could continue to false flag.
>>336016315
Once you grow up, you'll find out.
>>336016613
>>336016539
Doesn't work all that well now that smartphones are a thing, it's even easier than resetting your router
Also not having your previous posts interfere with how people view your new post is pretty fun
>>336016602
>But IDs ruin the fun
>shitposting
>fun
No, IDs just mean you actually have to have a conversation instead of replying to yourself and pretending to be 4 different people
>>336016602
this
fuck IDs, I leave any board that starts using them
>>336016315
>the entire Sony presence causes shit to happen
Feels good man.
>>336016676
>>336016689
>wanting civil arguments in a place riddled with 16 year olds
Where's your common sense?
>>336016745
>>336016702
Good, less shitposters.
>>336009592
How cool would it have been if there was a full playable version of the entire CB game in this game? Almost like how you could watch To Kill a Mockingbird in its entirety in The Darkness if you wanted to sit through it.
>>336016539
>/v/ civil war
>>336016812
>in a place riddled with 16 year olds
They might leave when it gets harder to shitpost all day and post epic maymays they saw on r/4chan
>>336016353
Yeah, yeah, I get that. But that doesn't excuse 20 minutes of watching two people talking to each other with the main villain just standing there, waiting. (I'm talking the huge infodump the Colonel gives before the final boss.)
>>336016921
I'd say just nuke /v/ and bring it back a month or few months later.
>>336016875
>Why do you hate us?
>We're better than you
OH GEE I WONDER WHY YOU ARE VOTED THE MOST HATED FANBASE MULTIPLE TIMES IN A ROW
>>336016921
>they might leave this anonymous, general video game board intended for 16 year olds where they totally do not belong
Bruh, common sense. It's not hard.
>>336016539
I guess you want upvoting too? Then we can really have a constructive conversation.
Take your IDs and shove them up your ass
>>>/reddit/
>>336016995
>falling for a false flag
This is why this place is so shit.
>>336016995
>triggered this easy
>>336016875
>we get all the best indie games
lol. 90% of those indies are multiplat, don't kid yourself.
>and we're entirely focused on pushing the medium of games forward as art.
TOP KEK
>>336017079
Don't worry, shitposter-kun. You could still change your IP or shitpost with your smartphone.
>>336017118
Then how come games weren't considered art until Ico, Shadow of the Colossus, Flower, and Journey were made? :)
>>336007759
>easter egg
>HURR CRASH CONFIRMED
Naughty Dog is a movie studio now
>>336017119
>wanting these cucks to join us to ruin even more fanbases
Just stop
>>336016971
But why don't we just kill /v/ forever?
>>336017118
>>>/reddit/
>>336011426
i want to lick her feet
>Somebody shitposts
>BETTER RESPOND TO IT!
Reminder that blatant sbhitposting is against 4chan law.
>>336015397
>PC is a manlet
>>336017079
>I guess you want upvoting too?
Not at all.
THREAD IDs (Not board wide IDs) still leave you as anonymous, you just can't have false flagging conversations with yourself to stir shit up and derail threads
>>336017279
We could. I wouldn't mind that actually. But I'd like to know a better alternative for discussing vidya.I go to /vg/ from to time as some generals aren't full of faggotry, but it's not the same.
>>336017354
manlet with a napoleon complex dapping it with a manchild seems about right
>>336016539
NSA needs to leave.
>>336017246
Silent Hill 2 came out before those games you fucking faggot. And that game got a PC port.
>>336017409
/v/ hates console wars now that Sony is winning everything
>>336017281
nice meme
>>336017409
>console wars is what /v/ is INTENDED for.
/v/ Rule #2: Flagrant fanboyism threads are not allowed.
/v/ Rule #3: Participating in or instigating a flamewar.
>>336014991
I mean, I literally can't tell Nathan Drake apart from any other slightly bearded white guy with brown hair voiced by Nolan North.
>>336011426
>Elena has cute feet
She's a keeper, Nate.
>>336017590
silent hill 2 was and will never be art like journey and flower.
shit, even linger in shadows for ps3 is better.
>>336017409
Kill yourself. It's because of faggots like you this board is so shit
>>336016295
this.
They have no replayability or anything new going on every time you play them the same setpeices the same boring gameplay the same enemies and dumb ai the same weird shooting mechanics that still feel off.
It would be much better if it just died offfor good this timeand let tomb raider take over again at least that game is a actual game
>>336013171
Probably their daughter or something
>>336014036
Kirby is kids' game tho
>>336017734
see a doctor
>>336017409
>PC
>losing side
hahahaha
>>336018043
PC certainly isn't winning anything.
>>336013171Nate's daughter, Nate and Sully's been killed and their body never been found, his brother raises her daughter then she grew up and finds out what happened to her father baiting for a sequel
>>336018158
This better be fake
>>336018043
can't play ace combat 7, uncharted 4, last of us, guilty gear xrd revelator, exist archive, alienation, ni no kuni 2, gravity rush 2, yakuza 0/6, dragon quest xi, final fantasy 7 remake, last guardian, horizon zero dawn, and pretty much all the best games this gen
>pc winning anything, especially toasterposters
>>336018231
It is.
>>336018231
>>336018285
Some anon posed bunch of screenshots from game yesterdayNate does get killed, gets stabbed by a sword
>>336012895
>An adult is this angry at video games
Just fuck my society up
>>336011426
>this man has murdered literally thousands of people using guns, bombs and his bare hands
>even Elena has taken a few lives
>now they're living like normies
>>336018383
I saw it too.looks like what happens if you fuck up the QTE.
Is he rusing us?
>>336008598
>>336008890
contrarian faggots desu
This was the 1990s with Turtles, Biker mice from Mars and Street Sharks. Crash wasn't edgy, he was HARDCORE. Edginess hadn't been invented yet.
>>336012429
>having a different opinion is shitposting
>Crash
Bubsy the Bandicoot
>>336018503
JUST DO IT
>>336018473
This is probably the worst part of Uncharted
Nate goes around shooting people in the head, killing soldiers with bare hands, blowing them up with grenades and traps, shooting them with rpgs down cliffs, derailing a train with soldiers
But he jokes about it and he acts all funny and goofy
How can people support this kind of approach Amy Hennig took with Drake? The first game tried so hard to be a serious one but was still cartoony as fuck
>>336012842
>sir daniel
top kek
>>336013207
crash is just "nineties: the character"
>jumps around
>has an attitude
>anthropomorphic animal
He's almost a carbon copy of Sonic
>>336018935
What the fuck did I just read?
>>336017947
>Tomb Raider
Confirmed for shitpost and/or falseflag.
>>336018778
The UC2 boss even calls out Drake on this, but it never went beyond that.
>>336019051
But that's just a typical "you think I'm evil just look at how many of my men you've killed" clichè
I don't know why people supported her writing
haha they're playing a game inside a game
It's like gameception :)
>>336018940
>has an attitude
Crash is retarded as fuck and is constantly manipulated by his enemies. How the hell does he have an attitude?
>>336008806
Every Naught Dog franchise is soulless and following the newest gaming trends, so...
Their games are really competent and responsive, but really soulless.
>>336007759
>HEY GUIZE REMEMBER THIS SERIES YOU LIKED?
>WE WONT BE MAKING A NEW GAME FOR IT FUCK YOU
literally nintendo levels of bullshit
>>336016491
>ANY level of scrutiny is autism.
And we're back to square one.
Truly, you are an epic procurer of (You)s.
>>336008890
Crash was never edgy. Stop using that word.
>>336012842
Heihachi and Raiden are guests.
As much as I love Dan, he's a Literally Who.
>>336018778
*snap*
THAT'S your neck!
>>336019115
>>336019051
>>336018778
Women in vidya, right guys?
>>336019226
BECAUSE NAUGHTY DO HAVE MOVED ON!!
THEY'RE NOT NINTENDO
AFTER UNCHARTED 4, THEY'RE GOING BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD TO MAKE A NEW IP
>>336008890
>Crash
>edgy
I know your in the losing side an all that, nintencuck but holy shit...
>>336019205
>doing the crotch chop
>wears jeans
>not a cool dude with tude
>>336019579
>>336019205
also second image
How does this dude not have attitude?
>>336019453
The character literally makes fun of people he kills but he's not an antihero
How is that good writing?
>>336019579
>cool dude with 'tude
he's just goofy
>>336019656
because they're bad guys, duh
>>336019652
that's not 'tude.
that's justgenuinely being cool and not soft and fluffy like mario.
fuck off, nintencuck. I wouldn't expect you to know what "cool" is since you guys were always bullied in school. probably still bullied in college lol.
>>336019681
I mean he's goofy now
but in the 90s he was the perfect manifestation of that 90s attitude
>>336019205
Crash didn't go full retard until Naughty Dog left.
>>336019796
great false flag m8
Why doesn't Nate use his real name after Uncharted 3? Nathan Drake isn't his real name. Though they never tell you his real name in UC3. I wonder why they even revealed that in the first place.
>>336019656
Volgin literally gropes Snake's balls in a comedic manner before torturing him.
How is that good writing?
>>336013163
Goddamn I wished Faggot Emblem was killed off, the series was on its death bed until it started catering to dumb weebs. Every character in that series is a literally who to the fullest extent even marth
>>336009695
Fully understandable that they keep that piece of shit console outside. Cuck console in the cuck shed.
>>336019797
you weren't even a teenager in the 90's.
shut up, kid. probably born in '97 or something.
>>336019908
Because this is a very expensive cash-in that is unconnected to artistic integrity.
>>336019989
you tell him bro
>>336019923
Because a villain's horrible actions being comedic but still villainous is different from a hero's horrible actions being comedic but still heroic.
>>336007759
Is activision gonna sue their ass for using Crash?
>>336008414
>>Hooking up a PS1 to an HDTV.
>>Not just playing it on PS2
All PS3's can play PS1 discs. So why the PS2?
>>336020134
Less normies own PS3's than PS2's.
>>336019234
defending your autism this hard
>>336020134
Because Dualshock 2 > Dualshock 3 you fucking pleb.
>>336020134
because you can hook it up to a framemeister with scart cables.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7fCTHu99bk
>>336020246
>brown shit > chocolate shit
>>336019923
That's a goofy moment in a game with a serious tone
Snake doesn't make fun of how he slits people's throats or shoot them in the face
>>336016432
hey once in a while we find a thread to discuss things
likehow Mira is a QT
>>336014030
Microsoft maybe, Nintendo no way.
>Nintendogs calling crash soulless
Hilarious, seeing how Mario is one of the most soulless mascots of all time.
>>336020305
>muh framemeister
>adding lag and rgb artefacts because muh hd 4k sony television
>>336020246
DS3 is better than DS2.
Virtual memory cards on PS3 (basically infinite size and never have to fiddle around with memory cards).
More visual and screen options on PS3.
>>336020132
they can't sue over something they don't own
>>336018778
>>336019656
honestly one of my favorite things about Uncharted
literally no other game takes this tone
>>336020392
Framemeister exists mostly because it ensures LESS lag than whatever scaling your LCD TV uses.
>>336020417
I'm pretty sure that the way PS3 does backwards compatibility is unreliable or something so sometimes the games are more prone to slowdown or some games don't run on it at all. PS2 doesn't have any of those problems running PS1 games.
>>336020213
>So butthurt he has to "win" the internet argument.
>>336020369
>this b8
>>336020493
Indiana Jones has the same tone, guy kills hundreds of people and just throws quips over it like it's nothing, which is why Uncharted and Indiana Jones are great.
>>336009078
Yeah but oot ww TP as are all complete dogshit
mfw I'll play Mario while he plays Mario 64 in a special Wario level on the NeXt Nintendo Entertainment System
>>336009695
I can't see my health and status on grounded difficulty help me
>>336020616
come on, all marios personality is
MAMA MIA
MARIO NUMBER ONE
IHUUU, IHIIIII
MARIO TIME
>>336020493
>Haha look at how that guy falls down a pit in the middle of tibet
>LOL that sound of his neck breaking
>Wow that was so fun seeing people getting blasted off a plane about to crash into the desert
How can a game like this be taken seriously?
>>336020724
this dude is such a faggot mascot. it's almost like an emblem for pedophiles.
crash is far superior and actually COOL and has style. Pac-man's even better than fucking mario
>>336019656
>The character literally makes fun of people he kills but he's not an antihero
>How is that good writing?
Because it's in line with the material it is inspired by, stuff like Indiana Jones, Tales of the Golden Monkey, etc.
How young are you, seriously?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNUVwzMQNt4
>>336013005
He jumps like that when he's bouncing off enemies/boxes/etc
>>336020953
stop falseflagging
>>336020938
you arent supposed to take it that seriously
>>336020953
But Mario actually has good games
>>336021049
epic gameplay
>>336007759
>LOL they're playing a game from the same developers, how wacky is that xD EPIC! I FUCKING LOVE DEADPOOL!!!!!!
>>336015397
so is ps4 beerus or something?
>>336021154
I don't really see how this is a bad thing, anon
>>336020969
>knocking a guy out and throwing him into a pile of luggage
>the same as breaking a guy's neck
You're not wrong in principle, but you should've picked a better example.
>>336021049
Then take out the "serious" tone Uncharted 2 and 3 have and just give it the goofy cartoony tone Uncharted 1 had
This whole "I can't do this anymore", "I want to settle down with Elena and retire from being a treasure hunter", "Luck will run out eventually and we'll die" has to stop
Apparently it stopped after Uncharted 3 and Uncharted 4 is a bit more goofy but tries harder to be serious but this is different, his brother is in the core of the plot
>>336021154
the point is that sony doesn't have the rights for that to happen
>Nate is aging
>Nate will die
>>336021440
Good, he's an annoying gary stu fucboi anyway.
>>336021315
>This whole "I can't do this anymore", "I want to settle down with Elena and retire from being a treasure hunter", "Luck will run out eventually and we'll die" has to stop
When did he ever say that? In UC3 he was eager to go for the treasure until the end of the game
>>336020601
>thinking i'm the anon you were arguing with
>>336021440He lives happily ever after with his hot wife and has a cute daughter who wants to be a treasure hunter
>>336021734cute daughter will get gangbanged by a pack of somalie pirates on her first expedition
>>336021630
Yeah and literally everyone in the game was telling him "what the hell are you doing? nobody cares about this and everyone is risking their lives for this crap"
The game tries to make him this incredibly brave guy who wants to go for the objective and not stop until he's completed it but it just looks like he's a stubborn kid who laughs at the people he kills because it's funny
>>336007759
how is he using the joysticks when CB1 didn't have dualshock 1 support
So does Drake really have a murder boner?
>>336020969
Agreed. "Uncharted is too violent because ludonarrative dissonance" is a meme opinion to have anyway. People read that shit or have heard it said before, so since they've never played Uncharted that's the only thing they can contribute to a conversation. That either is or isn't a problem in 99% of games. Not everything can be My Dinner with Andre - The Game.
>>336018259
>Best games this gen
None of them are fucking out yet and the ones that are extremely mediocre when it comes to gameplay.
Even 'graphics' focused titles look ugly by modern pc standards since 2013 and also run like shit 20-40fps max
i wanted to like the ps4 but i had a xbox one and its literally the same thing.
>>336021992
>So does Drake really have a murder boner?
Does Indiana Jones?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcuS8xusy8k
>>336021985
ps2 backwards compatibility?
>>336021878
it's because he really doesn't give a shit what other people think; he wants the treasure and he's going for it. He's charming enough to convince everyone to go along with him, too, but deep down he's a sociopath. The quips make perfect sense.
>>336021440
>>336021734
>Spin-off game starring Nate's daughter a few years from now
>Daughter is a fucking tumblrette who think's she can do what her father did
>Nate tries to stop her but sees his younger self in her
>Daughter fucks it all up and gets captured by bad guy
>You play as Nate for the rescue part of the game for nostalgia's sake
>Turns out she wasn't treasure hunting, treasure is cursed as usual and instead she's trying to save her boyfriend and can't escape with Nate
>Nate dies protecting his daughter and her boyfriend
>boyfriend is some middle eastern type hipster tour guide daughter met
>Nate literally dies a cucked man
>Elena shows up to save the day
>Nearly dies but everyone gets their asses saved altogether in the end by Sully flying an attack chopper
>Sully kills Nate's daughter and the shitskin on accident
>Elena gives Sully a good ol' finger wagging
>Sully shrugs and asks where Cloe is
That is literally all the closure I need for this series.
>>336020969
The video you showed clearly didn't have him yell "No children for you!" while giggling though
>>336022379
>He's charming enough to convince everyone to go along with him, too,
No, people go with him to help him out and try to keep him from getting killed
You don't help your drunk friend who's puking on a bouncer because he's charming but because he's in danger and friendship means helping friends in need
There's a reason why Sully left the game in UC2 after Borneo and scolds Nathan after the Chateau in Uncharted 3 and that's the fact that he's a stubborn guy who doesn't care about risking his life for a treasure and puts everyone around him in danger
>>336008991
Wait, Crash is actually playable in the game, not just a video?
>>336020479
They own the IP since 2008.
>>336022421
Honestly, that sounds more suited for a level where you play as the villain of the game.
>>336019957
They need to keep it out in the snow to stop it from overheating.
>>336023001
of course its playable, you think they'd have you just sit there and watch a movie of the game playing itself? ND doesn't do that
>>336013005
He jumps like this sometimes in the original game. The game chooses between this animation and the flip animation whenever he jumps.
>>336008414
I know this is bait but
>playing a N64 game on a naughty dog ps4 game
anon, cmon
>>336021154
>I can't appreciate a neat nod to anything hurr durrr
This pissed you off too right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a2eJwEOus4
>>336011426
her feet are showing
>>336023196
thats the point genius
>>336013005
This could be from the Japanese version, since the game made changes like this to Crash to appear "cuter" for that audience. Most significant of which is to keep his mouth closed whenever possible.
/v/ was a mistake.
>>336009617
>Nintendo rehashes one of their old series
fixed
>>336012842
>Heihachi
>Raiden
>Sony characters
Can you at least get it right when you're calling somebody else retarded?
>>336024353
Yes, it did. id's last good game was quake 3 and that was almost 2 decades ago. They are rubbing their actual good games into our faces in their shit modern games.