Put the Pump a Rum in the motherfucking bag
>>335980970
Please, it's all I have.
>>335981136
![B-IPEupCcAAIu7i[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lMFvE7h.jpg "B-IPEupCcAAIu7i[1].jpg")
>>335981136
>>335980970
A deal's a deal, crow. You gotta give me something in return.
>>335981785
I'll give you a twinkling mixtape for that pump a rum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MlHmCpnJIU
here, please dont hurt me
CHIRP CHIRP
*pecks at ground*
CAW CAW
*sits on power line*
WE
*eats worm*
WUZ
*poops on people below*
DINOSAWRS
*flies into window and dies*
>>335981995
actually made me smile.
>>335982750
>an ancient evil has shitposted
Why were the devs too lazy to design a bird model for that nest?
>>335983182
It's a meme
>>335983182
they've never done it
>>335983182
It's not a bird
>>335981609
LETS DANCE
what's up with ds and talking animals? is it a reference to old folk tales?
>>335980970
No u
>>335983379
>>335983575
>>335983575
Don't you have a skeleton ball to get back into?
>>335983502
rofl. your pet never talks to you?
>>335983617
I will cut you
>>335983760
Yes or no motherfucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MlHmCpnJIU
>>335983421
>>335983801
WHAT THE FUCK IS A PUMP A RUMP?
i HAVE TRIED EVERY ITEM IN MY INVENTORY AND THE ASPERGER BIRD WON'T TAKE ANY OF THEM THE FUCKING BITCH
I JUST WANT A TITANITE SCALE TO MAKE MY ARTORIA'S SWORD USEFUL THIS IS BULLSHIT
Is this the new arrow to the knee?
>>335983949
>>335983801
try me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kndS6DlCUvc&t=2m20s
>>335984013
Avelyn or blacksmith hammer.
>>335983502
Basically. Feels very Grimms fairytales to me.
>>335984013
You're gonna need a Blacksmith Hammer, do not kill Andre for it. But you'll likely already have plenty by the time you pick up that item.
>>335981136
how do you even pronouce this? whnever i see it just go sasspojfpfojfijd[fdfj
>>335983182
It's a feature.
>>335984250
Why not?
>>335983949
This bitch is crazy if she think I'll ever give up my Avelyn.
>>335984328
sas-per-rilla
>>335983801
NGGUH, CRAB BATTLE
>>335984358
If you kill him he'll naturally not be inclined to work with you again, ergo nor forging.
>>335984328
Sass_pour_illa
My home town is apparently famous for them. They were featured in The Big Lebowski. Pretty good soda but dunno if it has HFCS but it tastes good. Probably be better with real sugar
What do pickle-pee and pump-a-rum even mean? At least the other crows used actual words to describe their gifts
>>335984534
*per not pour
Fucking autocorrect
>>335984013
Explosives.
Fire bomb, Black fire Bomb, Rope Fire bomb.
>>335984579
pump a rum is like, fat round stuff or things that look like they'd make those noises if you hit them
pickle pee is stuff shaped like a dick
>>335984151
A valley of death
>>335983937
h-hayai!
>>335982750
>>335984579
It's a reference to an old british nursery rhyme
Pickle- pee wnt the flutes
Pump-a-rum went the drums
>>335982750
Fuck you! That shouldn't have been funny.
>>335984151
Fucking hardcore
>>335984151
like popping living bubble wrap
>>335982750
>This is deep
>>335984151
>no crabs were harmed in the making of this video
>>335984013
Pump-a-rum are drums (and drum accessories)
Pickle-pee are flutes (mostly bones)
>>335983575
can you reverse this webm so it looks like he's chasing away the human?
>>335985265
a crusty canniballist bubble wrap
>>335984328
they fucking pronounce it in the game
>>335985817
>canniballist
Are you a crab?
>>335981995
Haha
>>335984151
Drive too fast and you'll start to crabplane
>>335986045
No
Don't be stupid anon how could a crab even post on 4chan?
How would we even type?
>>335983182
It was lore related to demon souls. If I recall I think they're invisible
>>335983575
CRAB BATTLE
>>335983617
How do you defeat such a creature?
>>335986045
the crabs are cannibalistic m8, didn't you see then eating each other in the video?
>>335983502
>does
>not dost
nigga
>>335986495
Yes or no motherfucker.
>>335986597
yes
>>335986597
maybe
>>335986597
maybe
>>335986597
I DONT KNOW
>>335986597
Can you repeat the question?
>>335986597
You're not the boss of me now
>>335984151
Imagine the smell...
>>335983575
Need sound on this board. Need the version with the MGS1 alert music.
>>335983575
OLILIOOOOO
How is it that every pump a rum thread comes back to crabs?Except for the one that went to monster girls
>>335987485
Crabs and birds are natural enemies, so all the crabposters wanna try and conquer any bird thread they see.
>>335987485
CRAB... BATTLE!
>>335987485
because someone posts the crow with a knife, then reaction posters think "oh yeah I have some crab knife pics I could share for epic (You)s"
>>335987686
Never 4get the Crustacean Uprsing!
Crabs will rise again!
>>335987985
Get out of here Mr Krabs
>>335984151
You realize how much of an asshole you'd have to feel like to be one of the crabs that got hit by the 2nd car
https://youtu.be/gISlB1IdUjI
crabs are cute
>>335984151
>crab nibbling on the brains of his fallen comrade
What a piece of shit.
>>335984408
Holy fuck.
>>335987985
>Spock.jpg
>>335986597
I'll never join you
>>335982750
Fuck this got me
>>335988579
Patches of the crab world.
>pump a rum
>pump a rum into the air
>a toast
> a toast to victory
>siegbrau
>>335984151
>MFW they wasted all that good crabmeat
>>335990480
land crabs are usually shit for eating
>>335983575
>>335990480
Spider crabs are the better crabs anyway.
>>335983617
Does anyone have this, but without the text?
>>335982750
Oh my ahahah
>>335991684
>Tried to delete his post because he doesn't know how to open images
Fucking retard lmao
>tfw you finally got your pump-a-rum but the whole squad wants in
>>335990480
Jungle crabs are toxic
>>335990978
Very fast turkroach
>>335983575
>HE'S FAST
>>335994650
super fast turk running at incredible hihg speed
>>335981209
holy fuck i love this one
>>335980970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MlHmCpnJIU&feature=youtu.be
WHO UP
>>335994893
REAL CROW HOURS
>>335984151
That's fucked up, imagine if you were human and that happened to you.
>>335995217
>imagine if you were human
>>335995217
>>335995391
Crab detected
>>335995217
I agree, thats so fucked up
why didn't they catch and cook them before some asshole ruined all that tasty food...
>>335995763
Those sort of crabs taste like shit
>>335994893
>thanks to the comment on this video I now know I can right click and loop any video on youtube
>>335988579
His knowledge must be passed on lest it be lost forever.
>>335995217
Fuck crabs. All crustaceans should die.
>>335983294
They did in Demon's Souls
>>335981785
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wK7GSARUs_Q
>>335997325
I'm not clicking this. I don't need this realness right now, senpai.
>>335996005
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA WHAAAAT???!11
>>335984151
Reminds me of the migrants invading Europe.
>>335997045
I never saw Sparkly in Demon Souls. You wouldn't happen to have a screenshot of her, would you?
>>335997325
I didn't need this right now
>>335999620
Wasn't necessarily Sparkly, but there were lots of crows flying around
>>335983379
Anal where?
>>335982750
The picture really ties the whole thing together.
10/10, anon.
>>335982750
fucking lold
>>335999668
That may have just been random crows to go along with the death theme of the level. I was always under the impression that she was hidden among the branches of the tree. In Dark Souls I assumed she was flying high above the nests.
>>335983379
I'd pump-a-rum in her picklepee if you know what I mean.
>Last winter
>Walking back from the store with some snacks and shit
>Bunch of ravens on the side of the path picking at bits of snow
>There are a bunch of rounded chunks of harder snow
>One raven keeps jumping on top of them and rolling them around the best he can
>They keep falling apart because of his talons
>He falls off of the snowball onto his back and when he gets back up he screeches at the pile of snow
>Hops onto another chunk of snow
>Tries to roll it around before it breaks and he falls off again
>>336000056
I'd let her picklepee on my face.
>Discover this on a wiki
>Drop skull lantern in the wrong nest
>>336000056
Huh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MlHmCpnJIU
>>335996005
Whats this shit again bro?
Need something to watch and forgot what this is called
>>335983379
I want to pump her rum with my pickle-pee
>>336001057
It's literally in the image.
>>336001057
Game Center CX
>>336001142
Sorry man i'm bad with the moonrunes
>>336001231
Cheers bro
best thread in a while.
>>335982750
That was unexpected.
>>335984378
Avelyn is garbage in DaS3 tho
>max 150 damage if all three shots connect with no scaling
>slow as shit and anyone can dodge it just by strafing
>>335986262
I refuse to believe this, I run all over both nests and I never hit anything
>>335996005
I know what I will have playing for a few hours then.
>>335982750
FUCK, why did this make me laugh so damn hard???
>>336005208
because the meme is so damn tired the slightest creativity makes it a breath of fresh air.
>>335994510
>Attacks the cockatiel at the end for making him drop the nut
>>335986205
Underated
>>335997325
shieeeet nigga
>>335982750
FINALLY A SEQUEL TO KANGSPOSTING
I want to pump OP's rump!
>>335997325
not again
>>335982750
Top kek
>>336006459
IT'S NOT RUMP YOU NIGGER IT'S RUM
>>335982750
Are you guys pretending to find this funny as part of the joke?
>>336006638
Loosen up, Mario.
Yall finished or yall done?
>>335984151
Reminds me of this.
https://youtu.be/82RTzi5Vt7w?t=4m23s
>>335982750
Literally the only time the HOLD UP meme elicited laughter from me instead of embarrassment for the poster.
Do crows have their own albums? No? I fucking thought so.
>>335980970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbRS9K4rZ8Y
Featuring Snoop Dogg as CROW
>>335990480
i bought some canned crab meat one time, the premium (expensive) one and boy was i fucking disappointed
it literally tasted like nothing
>>335982750
not bad anon
>>336006945
pump-a-rum
>>335982750
overrated post
>>335987485
i said it once and i will say it again, anime posters ruined that great crow thread
>>335980970
you don't even have a bag you stupid bird
>>336007795
you don't need bags if you live on the edge
>>336000056
Come again?
>>336009403
i will
>>335990978
What the fuck is this guys name
>>336010487
Koksal Baba.
>>335984151
Fuck, this reminds me of walking home from this one job. I usually finished after dark and I had to go through a field and sometimes I'd hear this crunching underfoot, turned out it was snails.
>>335995217
Fuck you. Get off my interwebs clawnigger
>>336014034
This GIF makes no fucking sense
>>336014034
>>336014153
What the fuck is going on here
>>336001507
Is the lightning avy still good? Guess this time arround aint so hot since I seen a few people going magic for pvp
>Pickle-pee and pump-a-rum are derived from an old poem
>Being the onomatopoeia of a fire and drum respectively
>Meaning this crow likes the noises things make when she uses them like instruments
>This is also why she only accepts one of each item per playthrough
I think this is my favorite trade crow.
![Fife-wooden,_civil_war_era[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ndRiV97.jpg "Fife-wooden,_civil_war_era[1].jpg")
>>336014571
>fire
oops, meant fife
>>336014571
Art of the crow making music when
>>336004994
In DaS2 if you hit their nest your weapon would lose durability, it's actually the main method in breaking santier's spear.
>>336006638
neo-/v/ at full circulation
>>336014432
You can't infuse crossbows in DaS3 either, there is no way to make the avelyn not shit.
>>335982750
Oh fuck.
>>336014898
>>335982750
10/10
>>336014819
Not Aldia's Keep dog room?
>>336015994
It takes under 1 minute and thirty seconds to stand up from the bonfire, run over to the crows nest, wail on it and break the spear
>>335982750
You've made the un-funniest meme in 4chan's history, funny. God bless you anon.
>>335991381
>spider crabs
>not coconut crabs
They might have long limbs but they don't climb trees.
>>336006904
nice comment
>>336015453
You cant take the lightning path this time? Well shit
>mfw no pump-a-rump
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1460744045730.webm
>>336000218
Your story and that gif have made my day anon, thank you.
>playing civ 5 years ago
>call a meeting of all nations and demand that crabs are banned
>my civ eventually goes into crisis
>you've upset the crab barons
>>336016359
>That webm
What the fuck? I'm guessing that was a bb gun or something, but why would you do that?
>>336016743
Autism
>>335996005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qutYD5UMhTY
>Mfw listening to this on loop for 2 hours straight
It's strangely entrancing and hilarious at the same time.
>>335982750
>>336015994
that acid only breaks armor and rings, not weapons
>>335988846
heh
>>335996005
did they actually advertise that feature?
>>335984151
Has anyone tried doing this?
>>335984151
>those sounds
It's like bubble wrapping.
>>335982750
I'm crying
>>335997325
fuck not now
Starting a new game, should I go dex or str? Just did a greataxe build.
>>336019242
LEWD
![1451261887360[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/eDNFMqi.jpg "1451261887360[1].webm")
Where's the pump a rum motherfucker
>>336020286
The version with the sound is amazing.
>>336019927
Go for luck build.
>>336020438
Ok Vaati.
>>336020286
FUCK
MAGPIES
>>336015797
King DEDEDE is best.
>>335982750
I don't get it.
Am I supposed to laugh at the dinosaurs part?
>>336020494
>Vaati
?
>>336020535
birds are descendants of dinosaurs
>>335982750
I'm in tears
>>336020535
>there are people this stupid on /v/
>>336020675
or maybe it just wasn't funny
>>336020597
Also most dinosaurs were at least partially feathered
T-rex for example is thought to have feathers on it's back and arms only, but a velociraptor was pretty much a cassowary with arms
AWRK You, you! AWRK Give me, warm. Give me, soft.
>>336020970
*unzips elite knight leggings*
BANTI
>>335982750
It's not that funny. You can just say We Wuz X and become a comedy genius.
>>335984151
>crabs move super slow crossing the road
>becomes sanic when the car is coming
Why the fuck do they move so slow in the first place then crabs are fast.
>>335999620
>have to quit out of the game to get items
Are they fucking serious with this?
>>336021247
Apparently Sloths can also boltOr was that turtles
It's dumb biology or nature shit
>>336021247
same reason you don't go everywhere running
>>335982750
>>335985741
>10h late
better late than never though, right?
>>335997325
So what's the motive to make a video of yourself doing that and show the internet?
>>336021247
>useless bonfire coiled sword fragment becomes Slab
Thank you based pump-a-rump
>>336019242
I want to gently rub a cute raven.
>>336021726
>useless
???
>>336021825
by the time you can get the fragment 500 souls for a bone is fucking nothing, at that point you can just buy 10 every time you pass by firelink shrine
>>335997325
>>336021726
Nigga I use that shit every 20 minutes.
>>335984408OLIOLIOOOOO
>>336020286
>>336020353
>GET MUM GET MUM
Your mum won't save you, smoothskin
>>336021949
It's nice not having to even think about it and I already have everything I need upgraded.
>>335983379
>>335983949
>>335984092
>>336020565
Some guy who browses lore threads, turns it into a video and makes money off it.
He's also some some pretty shitty content stealing in the past, but he knows his shit about Souls games, even if he stole the knowledge from /v/ and rebbit
>>335984151
They didn't die so well.
>>335982750
>>336021247
wow what a faggot he doesn't run all the time even though that's much faster holy shit why do you even walk wtf is wrong with you man
>>336000056
I'd cum on her face, if you catch my drift
>>336021949
>>336021726
>using slabs
Enjoy your locked down matchmaking.
