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Welcome to the beginning of /v/eekend Smash Tourney fun! Let's play nice and not jerk each other off too much! Current tourney will end in 30 minutes, new tourney coming soon.
CURRENT Tourney ID: 3607 - 3476 - 2721 - 33
Password: rage
TEAM FORMAT!!!
>not having the teams pic
GG Marth
Sorry Shiek
I got a little too uhhh...... eager
>tfw you gotta bail on a match when the pizza arrives
We've got 2 threads up, we need to choose one.
>>335966167
The teams tourney currently running has less than 20 minutes left. I'll post that pic when the teams come up again.
>>335966440
You go with whichever is posted first. Which is this one.
Fuck year Ganon
FUCK
Current tourney ends in 15 minutes. Here's the next one and it's FFA!
Tourney ID: 5870 - 3658 - 9634 - 99
Password: rage
Format is FFA Fun For All
Registering for a toureny TIP: add people in the "Rank" icon to your friends list! If someone is your friend, any tournament they create (in this case, Ayres) will immediately show up in your "Recommended Tourneys" listing!! No need to hunt and peck the ID, or even find it in this thread! Just select it from the list, type "rage" and get to battlin'!
>>335967163
i warned you about that ground bro
>>335967163
That was fun. We beat that Lucas a but too hard though.
> tfw completely forgot whose team I was on
Was it you, Peach? I'm so sorry.
Umm guys, I think we split the thread.....
Should we move to the other one? It has more posters.....
Who was on who's team there? I could have sworn it was Kirby/Peach v Charizard/Falco, but everyone was acting stupid.
Who's team was I on? I was that bayo on Town and City.I can't play bayo for shit outside 1v1s
>>335967496
Olimar's
>samus being a retard and not knowing that corrin is his teammate
Reminder to everyone who plays a little too angrily:
1. The points in these tourneys are determined by POINTS EARNED in each match based on what spot you placed.
1st = 10 pts
2nd = 6 pts
3rd = 3 pts
4th = 1 pt
2. These points are ADDED TOGETHER through the entire 2 hours the tourney runs.
3. This places a heavy bias on people who join the tourney EARLY, play in LOTS of matches, and encourages heavily defensive playstyles (where you just live the longest). It does not reward risk or getting into the fray.
As a result, the ranking is POINTLESS. It doesn't really matter what rank you get in a /v/eekend tourney. While the better players win more frequently and therefore place higher, the top 10 are usually the better players but it is absolutely not a strict determination of "best."So don't jerk each other off, stop camping and running away from battles and picking terrible stages so people SD and you get points. It's worthless. Just play!! Have fun!!
> dead while everyone else has two stocks
Fuck, I'm sorry Roy.
>>335967461
I'm going, see ya anon!
What the fuck is going on tonight? Did people actually go out and have lives?
>>335968270
>rage
The OP tourneys still going
Get better fucking internet you fucks
>accidentally pick jigglypuff
Woops, sorry Spooks
playing banana support is fun
>>335968270
Mostly because the Thread was split because the new threads were posted around the same time.
So there are 2
Some one make a tourney
>>335968992
You moron
>>335967226
>>335967226
This is the tourney. Join.
>Ryu gets stunned
>I charge my smash attack to kill him
>Falco kills us both
>That Falco shieldbreak rape train
wew
You Guys are in the wrong Thread. Stop splitting.
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>>335969378
No we aren't kiddo
>>335969525
Yes you are, see boards.4chan.org/v/thread/335966067#p335969186
>>335969378
>Donkey Image Thread: 20:29:21
>Dumb ass smasher Thread: 20:30:17
Everyone look at this faggot
>>335969572
You're a retard, we're here >>335967226
Which is in this thread.
End your life faggot
>>335969378
This thread came first ass master
>>335969378
This thread was first so it is the main thread
>>335969378
Just get in this one and stop being a bitch.
Fuck Colosseum.
>Picks random because no inputs
>Peach
>I main Peach
>>335969954
>because no inputs
wut
>lucario loosing to the most readable cloud
Anon..
>>335969914
Fuck you
>Samus getting so assblasted he disconnects after getting nearly 3 stocked causing the game to slow to a crawl
top kek
>>335969980
As in, he didn't touch the controller and the time ran out so it defaulted to random
>>335970175
I didn't disconnect. I watched the whole thing.
>>335970175
If someone leaves it always lags for a minute while it disconnects them
I think I came off a bit too hardcore. Figures I'd be the first to go down.
aloof Jiggle resting the everyone to victory
>Just got randomly disconnected
>Tourney gets removed from my list
What the fuck
>That Bowser taunt before shieldbreak KO
FUCKING S A V A G E
>time over because da cunt plays like a cunt
>temple
Yeah, that adds up.
>Duck Hunt runs away the entire match
>Doesn't even win
Jarret or lucas please stop choosing that shitty stage
>>335972052
Jerett can't afford to lose games
>>335972052
It's Jarrett, He needs to camp and play like an asshole so he can "win" on Sm4sh /v/eekends.
>Friday night
>sub 30 people
Wew lad.
How do you pick your color when you choose random?
>>335972449
Thread splitting fucked everything up
Also we just had 60 a few hours ago, and a bunch of people who were playing for a few hours stopped
>>335972281
want to 1v1 me? my nnid is jarretds
i promise i wont save the replays
>>335972579
You dont
>>335972653
You're terrible.
>woomy picks your character
so what you trynna bang?
>>335972052
wasn't me picking that shitty f-zero stage btw
>>335972719
what's your nnid? you got an anther's account? you should ladder match me
>>335972778
Stop trying to act tough
>>335972778
nigga stop you're mediocre at best lmao
>>335972052
Is that the faggot picking run-off stages so he can throw them off constantly?
2 pink orbs are fighting. Gee, wonder how long this will last. Oh, all the way to timeout, of course. That's what happens when it's jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump shield jump jump jump jump jump jump shield jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump keep away oh gosh jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump IAMALIVEUPHEREBRINGMEBACKTHEREIWILLNEVERLETYOUFORGETABOUTME
>>335972778
>Pick a stage with low ceilings.
and/or
>Constantly attempt to Uthrow into Uair
lol
>>335972821
>>335972823
>>335973241
i don't see any nnid's posted
>>335973374
we both know you can't beat me 1v1 chill mate ayy lmao
>>335972937
k-kirby?
>>335972937
>not living long enough to take out the pink orbs
Scrub
>>335973374
I see you trying to act like you're good though :)
>>335972653
Posted on your wall wanna 1v1?
>>335973374
Because nobody wants to wreck you like that Kirby just did
aloof whats the reason for you being a bitch tonight?
>>335972281
Spooky here, Jarrett can easily fuck your shit any day of the week without effort, please get gud.
>>335972653
BODYING TIME
>>335973374
Because you're garbage.
You really think I'm just gonna sit through 2 matches watching you try to uthrow me all the time?
>>335973835
uwot?
>>335973901
thanks for backing me up lad
>>335973564
room is up
>>335973937
>>335973430
>>335973549
>>335973824
all these excuses lmao
shitters need to get gassed, they're not funny, not witty, and they can't even competently prove they aren't pussies at fucking smash 4, what a bunch of failures in life
>>335974032
>join lobby
>leave lobby
>join lobby
>leave lobby
>join lobby
>leave lobby
What's up friends I've been drinking and I have a lot left to go, time to get back in this motherfucker
Kronic here. That was me causing the lag, sorry.
I'll be back when my mom stops watching Netflix.
>>335974068
Calm urself we haven't even added yet
>>335974068
jarret stop this your dk is predictable as fuck and your diddy is sloppy you wouldn't last 5 seconds in a real 1v1 my man
>>335974135
Relax baddie. One should not get all pissy when he's called out for being a little camper bitch. Chill.
>>335974135
Don't ever fucking reply to me again.
"Lost In Thoughts All Alone" is way too mellow for Smash.
Kyoumi nai ne.
>>335974236
How does it feel to be a cuck? Completely worthless as a man that you can't even prove your worth at a children's party game. You should honestly kys tbhfamilia
>>335973901
>>335974068
Weren't you two in the other thread? Stay over there and stopping circlejerking in this one.
>>335974306
i would've preferred the dance mix
>>335974359
Spooky always defends those who blow him the fuck out
>>335974202
oh, i thought you were john
>>335974203
then why am i platinum rank on anther's?
>>335974359
Shut up shitter, this is my domain now
>>335974392
But jarret doesn't even blow me the fuck outtoo frequently
Stop fucking picking midgar
>all this salt in a drunken smash tourney on /v/
calm down anons
>>335974135
>shitters
>Someone told me I'm not good at the game that I have devoted my life to so they are shitters.
>Wahhhh, People don't really take me seriously because I play like Trashhhh Wahhhh
Lmao.
A real 1v1 would hit you critically. You'd be torn to shreds in a game with some ACTUAL competitive Will-power, like Melee.
You're embarrassing yourself, don't even bother to reply.
>>335974425
cause anthers is full of shitters. only retards play sm4sh there. its mainly for melee
>>335974590
Are we supposed to be drunk I'm just sipping water
>>335974306
I like fighting to mellow tunes.
>tfw Ai No Uta was removed
>>335974651
>blah blah blah
Prove your worth or fuck off cuck, you're not even worth the bandwidth youre wasting. You're literally worthless.
>>335974464
sleep smug, snug
GUYS
BE NICE TO EACH OTHER
>Its a the one who kills the most dies first, and the one who kills the least wins episode
Dafuq mang
>X player sucks! I have him totally figured out! DONT ASK WHY HE BEAT ME HE CHEATED
>k 1vs1 me
>B-B-B-B-B-B-BACK PEDALING INITIATED
Literally every time, is there an easier way to spot a complete scrub?
>>335975138
>getting so mad you're pretending to be different people
Wew laddo
>cloudfag tryhard gets 0 kills
>ManletKing
>>335974664
It's Friday anon. You don't have to go out but you do need to keep yourself dependent on chemicals.
>>335975217
I'm just trying to figure out what makes shitters tick, do they even know how much of a fucking bitch they look like? I guess that's why they stay anonymous literally whos though, otherwise they would get humiliated into suicide like venomroy.
>>335975219
>Cloud players
>>335974751
>Worthless
>Bad player who gets ticked when his ego is hurt
Even if what you said about me were true, you're in a much more sad position.
>>335975301
Aw geez I only have three beers left I don't think I can pull it off
>tfw fox is my 1v1 main
thanks ganon you made that a bajillion times easier for me lol
Finally. A match with no lag.
GG Samus and Samus
>>335975532
I shouldve used ike, I know you have problems when I used him before (;
>>335975510
You make a claim, you're told to back it up mano a mano, you put your tail between your legs and back away like the bitch you are.
End your life.
>>335969954
That's my image
aloof why do you never go for rest
it pisses me off
>smash 4
>2016
>big battlefield
FFA is so boring to me now
Thanks a lot /v/eekends for introducing me to tems
>>335975660
He's acting aloof.
>>335975592
i can't remember the last time i've lost to an ike that wasn't bo7's so im afriad i dont knokw what u mean friend
>>335975617
Calm down.
Why're you so upset?
Because someone criticized the way you play?
>>335975676
-Spooky
>>335975660
>does it like 8 times in a match with me
I dunno what you're talking about
>Match goes 10 fps
>Then shoots up to 30 fps
>Then down to 0.1 fps
>Then back up to 30 fps
PLEASE NO MORE
>>335975773
You still haven't figured out that I'm not him, just a passer by making fun of how much of a fucking bitch you are? Hilarious, but you still need to kill yourself. Also you can criticize someone's playstyle as much as you want, means nothing if you don't show results, do you know how many delusional cucks on twitter with 6 followers talk shit about zero thinking they have him figured out and how they know better than him?
Guess what they amount to? Literally nothing, dogshit on the street, just like you. Sad, worthless cuck.
'bout half way trough my moscato
>>335975745
Not him but I thought bo7 mained Mario and ROB?
>>335975660
If i don't get a star ko you get a free smash on me
>>335975568
Samus and Samus Bounty Hunter Incorporated
>>335975745
I did shitty that match, I'll do better next time D:
>>335975745
bo7 is fucking trash though, should've said oats or someone else, now we know you suck
/v/kends are still as cancer-inducing I see...
Gonna fap and gonna join afterwards. See you then folks.
>>335975668
>tfw no Melee HD with netplay
Smash ladder can go eat a dick, we need a proper leaderboard and match making system.
>>335975972
he uses random characters. but i remember his ike being an exceptional pic.
>>335975676
Just 20 more mins till teams
ヾ(@⌒ー⌒@)ノ
>>335976038
can't you play melee hd with netplay using dolphin? I thought that was how anthers ladder worked?
>>335975948
Ah, then why are you even holding conversation with me? go play tr4sh. Go on now kiddie, shoo.
>>335976095
>ヾ(@⌒ー⌒@)ノ
What did he mean by this?
>>335975832Thats because he needs a teammate to do well
>>335976039
Fair enough. Literally haven't played him in nearly a year so, nice to see he is around.
>>335976172
Because it's funny seeing desperate shitters make up excuses.
>go play tr4sh. Go on now kiddie, shoo.
ahahahahahaha, I hope you aren't even trying to pretend you play melee, or at least not to any decent level.
>>335975745
You never lost to END?
>>335976272
You realize they are pretty much just baiting him into responding over and over and never had any intention to back up their claims, right?
Like, this isn't passing over your head or anything I hope, it's fairly obvious.
>Candy and Ninja
>>335976272
Of course I play melee.
I wouldn't criticize someone else if i hadn't seen better.
>>335976451
>actually thinking this
You underestimate the lengths the brain will go to shield its user from reality. They just need a way to vent their frustration because they suck and got bodied by a better player, off course they aren't going to 1vs1 and completely shatter whatever illusion of explanation they have left as to why they lost.
Hoping to play in a /v/eekend soon, which of the three in heavies in pic related are best in FFA?
Are you happy now?
>>335976006
don't feel too bad. I'm drunk as fuck so im playing super shitty
>>335976025
i mean I never said he was super good
>>335976251
yeah he had an acid trip and dipped out
RIP
>>335976325
nope. haven't seen them in a while either
>>335976654
All people who play those heavies are cancer, so take your pick
>>335976596
Enjoy your meaningless crusade to find out how they 'tick' bro.
>>335976596
>Player is better because they told another player one of their flaws
Ha, go vent your Overgrown ego elsewhere
>>335976684
What's your tag or nnid?
>>335976735
>All people who play those heavies are cancer
How?
Thanks for wrecking me Jonathan, Its cool bro. I didn't want to win anyway
>>335976767
enjoy being a shitter lmao
>>335976778
You haven't told anyone shit, you play them, you beat them, then you tell them "you lost because of this, stop doing it". Can't do that? Kill yourself or fuck off then, worthless cuck.
>>335976654
Just play whoever you want. If you want to win you still need to use whichever character you prefer in 1v1s, but it's more fun if you care less.
Don't be fooled by the crying in the thread or the occasional tryhard you play against, this is a casual, comfy tournament.
>>335976735
>part-time tourney fag
>>335976827
ID: Deviant_Fallacy.DAYMAN. always welcome to add new friends
>>335976874
Bowser: Literal turtle playstyle, shieldgrabs and broken grab range
DDD: Faggot memers use him and his crouch and spam gordo
Ganon: 3 hit man and your dead and
disrespect"
>>335976878
>enjoy being a shitter lmao
>add me to your crusade list because I suggested they might just be trolling
Whatever man, you sound utterly upset.
>>335977051
But which of those three is best in FFA?
>>335977028
Thanks I'll keep that in mind! Being casual is fun.
>/v/kend threads
THAT GANON SPIKE. MY BOI
RIP Ike
Current tourney ends in 10 minutes. Here's the next tourney! It's TEAMS! This tourney's theme is, "Whoevever Shitposts is a Loser"
Tourney ID: 0173 - 5212 - 7590 - 20
Password: rage
Format is TEAMSTEAMSTEAMS. Please regard the image.But seriously, stop shitposting. I'm not making any more tourneys tonight after this one.
Well that was just all the way downhill for me.
Not used to another Duck Hunt
man you're right, rest fucking sucks now, i was right on top of you
>>335977051
If we're going with those as reasons, then the entire roster is cancer.
>>335977190
>teamed
I did fine but I could've done better.
Oh well gg
>>335977235
>the entire roster is cancer.
Much like the game itself, yes
>>335977302
Then why are you playing it if you despise it so much, kiddo?
>>335977364
>kiddo
Ask me when you turn 18
>>335976878
Ha. Stay mad shitter.
Keep White knighting.
>>335977197
fun times ahead
>>335976684
My Ike isn't good and I don't recall ever playing you in Free For All for you to have won/lost regardless
>wii fit untechable spike
>teamed
I did fine but I could've done better.
Oh well gg
>maining cloud in /v/kend
>maining shulk in /v/kend
>maining bayo in /v/kend
>not changing character every match in /v/kend
>>335977525
FUCK YOU SPOOKY WOOMY IS MINE
>>335977735
What is wrong with being shulk
Trevor or Cloudfag, one of you has terrible internet. You have got to get adapters or remember to stop downloading/streaming anything while playing. If you are gonna join a group of people in a game like this, don't bottleneck the lobby, please.
That's a reminder for everyone.
1. Get a LAN adapter if you play /v/eekend regularly.
2. Make Sm4sh the sole thing your internet is doing while you play.
>>335977610
don't feel too bad then. I've never lost to you
>>335977839
It's trevor.
>>335977398
Sure thing, smug question dodger. Maybe then you'll learn to stop torturing yourself by playing games you hate and whine about.
Playing duck hunt it fun!
>>335977735
>Being a self imposed rules scrub.
>>335977735
>maining characters
>>335977868
I didn't ask in the first place
>>335977934
Calm down, turn 18, and try again okay?
>>335977998
Serious question, though.
Why do you play a game you don't even like?
Hard mode: Do not dodge the question.
Wow you guys are extra shitposty today
ggs aloof ily
>>335978172
Jarret and Spooky are here, that's why
Wew Fun matches Jarret. (~'v')~
Finally got my gamecube adapter
any recommended settings?
>>335978080
No one said I didn't like it.
>>335978258
Are you sexually attracted to Jigglypuff?
>>335978250
>Jarret
Whats wrong with jarret? Are you guys that assblasted because spooky backed him up? It's spooky just ignore the nigger
>>335978313
turn tap jump off
>won as dk against an Ike
>teamed
I did fine but I could've done better.
Oh well gg
>>335978363
Having Spooky back you up doesn't suddenly make you a good player, so no.
>>335978331
I am one with the marshmallow <3
>that assist kill on ganon
holy shit
>>335978327
Calling it cancer doesn't mean you like it.
>>335978408
Never said that but ok
>>335978431
That's Kirby you Twat.
Jigglypuff is a B-A-L-L-O-O-N
>>335978546
I already forgot what happened
what happened
anyways that's enough for me, I don't want to go into teams and lose it for another person because of my drunkenness
>>335977996
I'll fuck ur first place mate
>>335978629
A delicious balloon
Sorry Spooky, I played like shit that match
Nice win though
>If Link gets pushed off the ledge while doing a standing spin attack it converts into an aerial one and you go into your helpless state
Holy shit what a load of horse shit no wonder nobody plays Link. Why does Sakurai hate him so much?
always forget not to try to land on mewtwo lel
>>335978551
Hey, if you wanna convince me I hate a game I don't, be my guest bro.
>>335978363
No, I meant they're the ones that are constantly shitposting
>>335978816
>apologizing to him
he'll hate you regardless, don't bother
>>335977835
It's not that there's something super awful about Shulk so much as there's a big issue with most of the people that main him.
Alright, there's too much shitposting going on and it's 11pm by me, which means it's my bedtime. I'm out for tonight.
Thanks aloof, Xithral, Tanoshi for the 1v1s earlier today. Had some fun matches during the tourneys, too. Those of you who feel so obligated to just make this thread a slogfest of insults and petty bickering and pointless posturing, learn to be quiet and show some restraint, yeah? These threads are more fun when the people are nice.
>>335978837
>.gif
nah nigga
>>335978837
>tried to git gud with him for a few matches
Nope, Dropped him. He fucking sucks
Nice rest at the end there Jiggs. You'd get a reaction image if this weren't a new phone.
Sorry Coldramen, I did my best.
oh yeah, teams.
Never playing Olimar again, sorry.
>>335979004
>reference image in the background
Amateur.
GG Ness. Sorry about that one betrayal kill.
>>335979156
Hey, we came out on top! Felt kinda dirty about that last ganon kill though.
>>335978837
Link has the best up tilt in the game, it's extraordinary
>>335979004
Looks tasty
>>335979282
Its all in good fun :0
>>335978948
What do the people that main him do thats an issue. I'm fine with giving you the rest, I just dont understand Shulk being in there
>>335978932
>implying
FATS is my nigga, I only hate literally who shitterslike you
>>335979456
You play Shulk, don't you?
>ricky being a stupid ass and intentionally attacking his teammate
Fuck off m8
What happened in that match, it kinda went FFA
>>335979540
No. Is answering the question really difficult?
MrHumble, this is teams you retard.
>>335979579
W-wasnt I on jigglypuffs team?
>>335979501
wow you actually responded, proud of you
get some sleep little upset baby
Fuck Hyrule Temple right in the ass, whichever one of you picked it needs to have fire ants stuffed down your urethra.
I did my best at the end, Roy.
>>335979851
it's your fault for having an old tv
>>335979714
No really who are you and what are you mad about?
>>335979851
That sounds hot tbhfam
>>335979714
>namefagging when no one even knows who you are
you're embarrassing yourself
>>335979928
You did good, I was the one who let ya down.
>>335979617
>counter
>strong smash + range
>strong bair + range
>big protective nair
>BACKSLASH
He's just got a low skill floor is all. There are good Shulks that win because they're good at smash and there are Shulks that win because they picked Shulk.
>>335979713
No.
>>335979540
>>335977735
>little bitch baby who can't beat Shulks
Pathetic
>>335979947
I'm using the Gamepad and I have no problem seeing anything, it's too fucking big and that one area is a complete shitshow.
>>335979976
>you're embarrassing yourself
i'm drinking, it's impossible for me to feel embarrassed
>>335979953
i'm not mad, but spooky did bleed from his ass last teams round because he lost when i accidentally picked a character i don't play
>>335980142
His counter is ass and if you don't know how to play him he's garbage. Are you serious?
No, Samus! Death by barrel.
>>335978313
>Wii U Ethernet Adapter coming either tomorrow or sunday
Yessssss
sorry bayo and ryu i forgot
>>335980457
I forgot too! It's fine
Is there a worse combo than double Shulk? Besides double Corrin.
Fuck, I hate fighting Zelda.
Sorryspooky
>>335980212
Sounds like you got mad you got called a shitter by spooky and now you project his disappointment in you into everyone. Sucks to be you I guess.
>>335980142
>the character is good so why do people play him? I mean what the fuck!!?
Faggot
>>335980671
Yeah. having a shitty Mii fighter player for your partner. :)
Sry about that sun salutation kill Sonic. I suppose that made it even anyways :0
>>335980685
i'm not mad, but spooky did bleed from his ass because he lost
>>335980187
>implying shulk doesn't have a low skill floor
It's very clear I'm not acting like Shulk is the worst character in the world. I just think a lot of shitters use him, and that it's because he has a low skill floor. You can disagree, but don't inflate this up to 'oh poor baby crying about a character.' You don't have to be a cunt to talk about characters in these threads.
Oh wait, I forgot we all know you can't just disagree with someone. They have to be a "bitch baby" (or depending on the thread, a drone, reddit, or /board you don't like/) because the only way to have a different perspective than you is if someone is whatever name you call them. Grow up.
>>335980931
Do you even know anything about manado cancelling without googling it you retard?
>>335980768
I didn't see you doing any better, frog fucker.
>>335980931
This entire post here >>335980142 is basically you crying that he has a decent moveset and therefore he is somehow "wrong" to play as
Fuck off child. You're obviously buttlblasted you get destroyed by Shulks
>omg he has a counter
>omg he has range
>omg he has a super duper obviously choreographed move where he even says the fucking name of the attack
Cry more.
I will never understand why Kirby is worse in the air than Jiggs.
GG Bayo.
>>335980924
Whatever helps you sleep at night, I doubt he even remembers who you were lol.
>>335980852
It's all good Wii Fit, you were good at keeping your stocks.
>>335981291
well said, good night anon
Love how Cloud's attacks out-prioritize everything, especially his fucking Uair.
Your biggest Mistake?
(During /v/eekend)
Sheesh, Puffs really fuck me up.
Holy fuck that has to be the most trash bayonetta player I've ever seen
>>335981635
Playing it for the first time.
>>335981635
Letting down Mike as Ryu because it was my second team match in my entire life in a /v/eekend and my brain just stopped working at the beginning of the game.
Sorry man, gonna do better next time.
> that shield break on Bayo
GG Jiggs
>>335981635
Playing /v/eekends
>>335981635
Playing characters I'm awful at
>>335981707
Not possible. I am a god awful Bayo
>>335981707
I was doing fine against Bowser. Cloud's fucking super-priority kicked me in the dick.
>>335981707
I'm so tired of bayonetta. Makes me sad because I was super pumped about the announcement.
GG m2
>koed Bayo
Fucking when?
>>335981635
Enemy team baited me to dash attack kill my teammate with a long grab.
I took a break after that one.sorry woomy
I appreciate you betraying your teammate to fight me other Wii Fit. It was fun
>>335982564
wii fit's the shit
>when you land the spikes just right
>woomy was actually jigglipuiff
shit I thought toon link was woomy, and I here I was thinking I was bullying her by dancing circles around her
Nice stomp ganon, triforce bros for lyfe
>Freeze teammate with 8 by accident
>Decide to blow them off screen with up-air to keep them out of harm's way
>Opponent gets caught in the windbox as well
>Teammate thaws and is blown to shit
OOPS
>>335982784
DON'T BULLY THE WOOMY
>almost SD 3 seconds in
>End up SDing later
>Get bodied my second stock
>kill my teammate
>almost get ganoncided
Yup. I'd say I was the weight puller of that team Spooky:^)
Brow I'll give it another shot but I think the intermittent lag I'm getting is from you being all the way across the country
Holy fuck Lamato you're lagging like a bitch
>>335983361
yeah he's a laggy fuck sometimes but he's good so who cares
>>335983485
People who want to play lagless, fluid games?
Good job Sukapon. Idk why I was so confused that whole match :/
>>335983252
Are you sure? I got new internet? Maybe you live too far away or something
>>335983485
People who don't want to deal with laggers? Suck his dick why don't you.
NEXT TIME ON DEATH BATTLE
>play my mains
>getting bodied
>switch to character I almost never use
>doing a lot better
Fuck this. I will never be good at this goddamn fucking game
>>335983613
It was fine the last match, so it must just matter who else is in.
Good matches and no disrespect, but Bayonneta is no doubt the least fun character to play against.
Get hit with up-b once? Time to watch a cutscene with an airdodge mashing QTE.
>>335983592
I felt my brain melting out of my ear.
>>335983657
Mains?
>>335983657
Time to play Sheik.
>>335981635
My Team mate was counting on me to pull through in a close match. Me vs 2 others. I got a shield Break. Then Proceeded to taunt....
Not the highlight of my life...
>Puff letting me deal with villager
I appreciate your faith in me but there was no way I could fight a villager as Ganondorf. It's like telling a five year old to fight Satan.
>>335983957
Shouldnn't you have had enough time to taut and still hit someone after
Good job Lobo. I was kicking absolute ass. Then something turned off and I accidentally killed myself right after dying, then did almost no damage before dying again.
I just realized it's teams, I'm so sorry Pikachu...
>>335984019
2v1
NEXT TIME ON DEATH BATTLEEEEE
>>335983930
is she still viable?
>>335983621
>>335983547
he's still better than you is all im saying. stop whining and just leave the lobby when you see him
> Couldn't remember whose team I was on
>Just fought Bayo the entire match
We're you my partner, Shulk? Sorry.
>>335984072
The fuck did you decide to taunt son
>>335984096
No one was bringing up who was better or good or anything like that at all you dick sucking retard. Someone said he lagged and your dumbass comes in "YEAH BUT HES GOOD SOOO LIKE WHO CARES LEL"
fucking dipshit
New tournament when, I'm late for the show...
Gabo wants you guys to tilt.
Hi, im YEE and im here to play
>>335984050
I thought you just didnt like me
>>335984096
t. Lamato
>tfw you get spooked
So why did we all just kill ourselves on Mario Maker?
>>335984457
Its laggy!
>>335984272
What does showing up late have to do with a new tournament? You don't actually care about winning overall instead of individual games do you?
>>335984457
Mario Maker Formats tend to be shit.
>>335984291
That's just the control scheme name
Halberd is the fucking devil
I'll gift you a steam game if you with Shulk
ALRIGHT NIGGERS LET'S DO THIS
>>335984271
why are you so angry? did you get shit on by lamato or something?
>>335984508
Ijust got a wii u and don't know shit about the tournament mode. I tried searching for thr tournament and didn't find it so I assumed I'd have to wait for a new one to start.
>>335984160
Thought i had enough time, I even hit the other team mate away before the shield break, but..... Man....
Good god, sorry ganon I killed myself twice
>>335984580
It had nothing to do with what the guy said and is also a terrible excuse to excuse a lagger. Your idiocy is making me all mad man
>>335984589
The /v/ tourneys can be joined at anytime
GG Ganon. That MM layout was really advantageous for me and I still lost
>>335984661
Link on Mario Maker? It's cool senpai. I got your back.
As long as you're good, you can be as laggy as you want.
>>335984785
That trick shot with wii fit's side b caught me off guard. Good stuff.
> that fucking ending
I fucking hate myself right now. I'm so sorry Pac.
>>335984851
except you're not that good Lamato
Why did you kill yourself ness I thought you wanted to both have 1 stock
>that fucking multitasking double kill
spooky aint fucking around
Jarret aint having any of our shit.
that match was laggy as fuck but everyone did good. Sorry link I kind of forgot whose team I was on in the beginning.
>>335984851
>this is what Spooky actually believes
>>335984589
There's a tournament newer than OP. Just search the thread for 'rage' and go with the last instance, that's usually the tourney to join.
>>335984851
triggered
>>335984947
when is ffa?
>>335984682
it's better to lag sometimes and be good than to have a perfect connection and be a literally who shitter faggot like you
>>335985002
Tomorrow
>>335984947
I'm retarded. Thank you.
Are we still in the teams tourney
How much time left
Anyone want to 1v1?
lel sorry about that corrin
>double ganon
Poor little white boy
>just disabled tap jump
>forget and die
>2nd stock was a 0 death because of jungle hi-junks gimp
>3rd stock was a <50 death because of jungle hi-jinks fire hydrant gimp
Fuck you nigger stage.
>>335985002
When this one ends.
>tfw Jarret won't go easy on you
>>335985181
no prob just glad i made it to the end
>Spooky keeps getting paired with me
>I suck major ass
Sorry man. I'll try and get it together next time.
>>335985037
Nice bait m8
>that fucking one-second lag
HOLY SHIT WHICH ONE OF YOU NIGGERS IS THE CULPRIT.
And that's how I learned Cloud has Melee recovery.
Jesus, one of you guys fix your lag. Also this is teams you retard.
It's time to accept the fact that I'm just not good as DK.
Sorry Peach.
>>335985435
Yeah, that's me. I'm just going to get off unless I can fix it. Sorry.
>>335985783
Just not as good as Jarett with DK*
:^)
Damn it Bowser you're too big for teams
>>335985825
No, I was right the first time. I'm complete shit with him.
>>335985843
I'm just fat enough. I like that side smash THROUGH me.
I failed you
Why does Lucario have to be so sexy?
>that Gamer level
>>335986116
u gay
Got off work, gonna shower and join.
>>335986031
UNCLE ANDROSS!
>>335985843
maybe if you actually worked with your teammate and stopped running to the other side.
That's twice I let you down, Manny.
I'm so glad this tourney's over soon.
>>335986336
same. doing awful this teams tourney
goddamn everyone's lagging to fucking kingdom come tonight. Some horrendous, some just bad.
Why don't you fucks have a wired connection yet?
>Its a Lamato picks Toon Link episode
Shit sorry for holding you back I guess
Thanks for holding him at the end there, Leatherman.
ddd is silly in lag
>>335986336
Don't stress it anon, shit like that happens and you did a swell job.
Also, I just got ganonganged something fierce. Feels bad man.
>Pacman about to get killed by ganoncide
>Save him right before the slam
ok no more ganon after that FD match.
>>335986535
How many times did he hit himself with bombs
>absolutely destroying with my nigga O.z
>communication error
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>game is going just smooth and silky
>sudden comm error
I'm sorry Greninja
>GCO
stop
Oh good. I'm not the only one who got the communication error.
>>335986658
no prob.
>comes down to 3 stock v 1, DDD v Lucario
>connection error
What's even worse is it was probably the teammate that got bodied and not actually Lucario. Either way, that's sad.
Did something happen to Nintendo? Everyone is getting disconnected
>nintendo's servers
>>335986693
I should've saved the replay of that.
Thanks Ganon.
>tfw you realize you got beaten by two level 1 CPUs
JUST KEK MY SHIT UP SAKURAI!
everything is working now
Did fucking everyone get a comm error? I thought everything was peer 2 peer once you were actually in a game.
I got an error too. Maye it's a reason why the server's have been so laggy?
NINTENDO IS DOOMED ITS OFFICIAL
Looks like Nintendo servers just had a brainfart.
New patch confirmed?
Wait do computers taunt
Cuz everyone was acting real weird
>>335986803
>be luke
>get excited
>connection error
>feel bad cause I think it's my fault
>turns out its not
I just want to make my teammate proud
Chef,usually when your teammate has their shield broken you don't just stand there and let them get hit by a fully charged fsmash.
>>335986810
>>335986779
>>335986709
Just as planned muhahahaha
>tfw I didn't get a connection error
Shit, Jarret has those windows down pat
BasedChef here I'm sorry for being such a pest
>>335987017
Usually only after kos
>>335987113
i actually don't lol, gotta work on memorizing them
>>335987113
Why? Is there a storm coming?
>>335987021
Yeah apparently everyone shit the bed.I was worried it was me too.
Fellow Cloud bro, I'm sorry I let you down in working with you, but I tried my bestest to solo it.
Hope you are proud.
Damn spook I thought you were supposed to be good at this game
BACK TO BACK TEAM TOURNEY WHEN?
Ecch! You bitch
Was fun
>2 SDs
Fuck I really shit the bed that game.
DONG SUPREMACY
That victory was just what I needed to end on a high note. Thanks Spooky.
And with that, I'm going to bed. Happy smashing, eveyone.
NEXT TOURNEY WHEN?
Good games /v/
Teams are definitely better than free for all
>that double limit blade beam
getting KO'd by the vehicles all three stocks
wow I'm awful at this game
Yeeeeehaw!
What a way to die.
Thanks for playing /v/.
We're shutting down for the night, but please enjoy the AVP2 server I've set up.
That's right, a/v/p2 all night long baby. Passwordrage
new tourney when?
>it's a Goku and Freeza team up episode
>>335987386
Stay bodied leathermanI just underestimated teufel and paid the price
>>335987703
what is that? post ffa id
>>335987595
It fixes most of the problems with FFA
FFA
ID: 2482-0661-9846-90
Items off
MORE TEAM TOURNEYS! Fuck the uncoordinated bullshit of FFAs!
>>335987703
>We're shutting down for the night
You aren't the boss faggot.
REALL NIGGA HOURS FFA COMING RIGHT UP
>watching both clouds fire off at the exact same time
Nice games guys
Tonight was a pretty good night
>>335987793
We usually take turns so the crybabies don't leave.
>>335987819
NEVER MIND >>335987789
>>335987847
no spooky don't go
>>335987793
I much prefer teams, but we switch each tourney to keep everyone satiated
So I always forget who my teammate is because I'm drunk but that was fun.
New tourney when?
>When all your stocks end in spikes.
>>335987934
Right here. >>335987789
>>335987913
I'm not spooky
I'm the other animeposter
REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL NIGGAAAAAA HOUUUUUUURSSSSSSSSSS
NO ITEMS FINAL DESTINATION DORF ONLY
>>335987980
no other animeposter don't go
>>335987980
woomy?
Hey guys! I'm in first place!
>>335987980
woomy?
>>335987972
Thanks you <@;^)
>>335987793
>>335987595
>>335987436
FUCK THE FFA, ROTATION-BREAKING TEAM TOURNEY WHEN?
>>335988010
>>335988010
>dorf only
I might have a better suggestion
SHIT I HIT RANDOM
I'M SO SORRY IF WE GET A SHITSTAGE
>>335988010
FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>335988075
>>335988102
No
The other other animeposter
>>335988232
The only other animeposter left is trey but he killed himself a while back
>>335988213
>tfw I always pick random
>3s input lag
>>335988318I don't actually post often enough to get recognized anyway
>>335988319
same...random alpha
Sorry if my performance was poorer than usual on teams. Messed up my tailbone so I am on some of the good shit.
You guys should try playing with the music off, it's pretty quaint
stop bullying megaman!
also holy shit those slide-shows. Whose laggin?
>>335988551
Don't know. No one in that game usually lags.
>falco about to die
>gamer mom saves him
>>335988616
I almost want to say it's nintendo's side for once since there have been those disconnects recently. Usually /v/eekends aren't perfect but they aren't THIS laggy.
Playing Lil Mac is a lifestyle choice btw
>keep forgetting that I don't have a jump
I'd be ok if it only happened once, but that shit killed me twice.
>super mario maker
it's like no one wanted to have fun
Did the tourney maker fuck up the time limit?
kek!
>5 minutes
No fucking wonder
Why is Ganon the only black roster member?
Looks like we'll have to make a new tourney, and according to the rules we'll need to rotate to teams. It can't be helped.
>>335989197
Ganon is middle eastern you fucking nigger.
Hey, where's the miis
>That Shadow ball
Bullshit
>>335989197
>G&W
>DK
>Diddy
>enter new tournament
>think it's team battle
>everyone starts attacking me
good match doc. I was sweating bullets
>>335988530
It's cool man, everytime I play here I'm drunk, it's the only way to play. Pick a goofy character and play how you want, its super fun. DDD, charizard, ike, and donkey kong are most fun
>>335989293
Nah we're good
I wish I had more stocks diddy
>>335989197
Donkey Kong
Mr. G&W
Be honest with yourself, we all joke about it buthave you actually been bodied by spooky?
>>335989650
Nobecause I body everyone on here
>>335989650
Yes
>>335989650
I've never been bodied by spooky.
He's so bad at this game it's laughable
Sincerely,
VenomRoy
>>335989197
there's a nigga mewtwo and a blackface kirby iirc
>>335989734
t. literally who
>>335989650
we go even
>>335989734
good joke
>>335989650
yeah all the time, the sliding smash shit he does fucks with my brain every time because I think "there's no way he can do that much damage even if I fail this aerial right?" then he somehow manages position himself perfectly and sidesmashes me in the blink of an eye, i fucking hate himbut no johns im trying to get gud
So that was a great mario maker stage.
Can we save ones we've played on?
>It's a slow-mo episode
I think I'll just put the blame on Nintendo for tonight
>>335989650
I get bodied by everyone cause I'm bad
t. leatherman
>>335989650
He was in one of my matches once and I don't think he was even in the final 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHA;_;
Ricky or Lmao, I'm p sure one of you is lagging
>>335990084
That happens to every good player, eventually they fuck up and die early, it happens in tournaments toounless you're zero
By rule of thumb take at least 5 matches to judge someone's skill, optimal being 10 matches.
Bowser here. You probably would've won that sudden death, Bayo.
>>335989796
>>335989868
Don't EVER fucking reply to me again.
It's a good thing the game registered the input after I got hit by a pill...
>>335990267
Can I reply to your wife's son?
We're on page 9
That match was bananas
I gave it my best but these dongs were just too much for me too handle.
DONG FOREVER
>Time out
Nice tourneyNice to play you again, TWK
>>335990696
NEW THREAAAAAD
