Jack, do you know what day it is tomorrow?
>>335945761
April 30th, why?
Rose, that has nothing to do with the mission.
GET REAL
>>335946626
WHATEVER
>>335947417
what a WEIRDO
you didn't even have a room in your room!
i want to eat roses poop
>tfw birthday is today
>Have to be associated with this MGS2 bullshit
I feel even worse for people whose birthday is tomorrow
>Get out of the girls bathroom Jack!
>Stop shooting birds Jack!
Never understood why he likes a nagging bitch
>Raiden i was wrong when i told you how important it was for you to make your own future and pass the torch to the new generations. What you must do is to discard your individuality and accept the fact that humans aren't meant to be free and the best they can hope is to be Big Boss
>>335945761
>be a 14 year old in my pijamas playing MGS2 during the night
>feel like I'm near the end
>JACK
>I'M
>PREGNANT
>TURN OFF THE CONSOLE
>Creepy Mei Ling posing
>nope the fuck out and shut down the TV
Gee, thanks Kojimer
Have you started your annual April 29-30 MGS2 playthrough yet, /v/?
>Raiden, disregard what I just told you. The most important thing for you to do now is enjoy a mouth watering Egg McMuffin sandwich from the new All Day Breakfast Menu at McDonald's. All of your favorite McDonald's breakfast items now available all day at participating McDonald's restaurants. And Raiden, always remember... I'm Lovin' It.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyDJaMRJupE
>>335947489
DEFINITELY NOT
>>335947527
Happy birthday, fag.
I hope you enjoy your life with shit taste.
>>335947847
That doesn't fit anymore.
It should be Snake shilling Ford now.
http://youtu.be/GPnTa1UJPEI
>>335947847
Thanks for the hot tip snake
Seriously though, what a funny video! I liked the "I'm loving it" bit. Everybody give a big round of applause to post 335947847!
>>335945761
Ist mein gluklich tag
>>335947927
I wanted to eat the poop. Not him.
>>335947847
Fuck off, Snake. McDonalds in my area advertises all day breakfast but they don't serve mcgriddles after 10 AM. Fuck off with that.
Maybe Solidus was right all along.
It's time to get a real job, Kojima!
>>335947527
https://youtu.be/KkwMG5el7oI
>>335947927
Thanks anon
I'm seeing the Ratchet and Clank movie tonight, so I'll revel in it
>>335947874
WHY DON'T YOU DO IT
among the sea of absurd shit GW says to you when he goes mad, there's one quote that's always bothered me in a strange way.
>Something happened to me last Thursday when I was driving home. I had a couple of miles to go - I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky, to the east! It was moving very irregularly... suddenly there was intense light all around me - and when I came to, I was home. What do you think happened to me?
is it supposed to mean something or is it just nonsensical?
>>335948583
Heeeeey, c'mon
>>335948538
Fuck off, Emile.
I can't believe you let Jon sweep Mario Party 5. Thise videos were so boring without any stakes.
>>335948620
http://youtu.be/613HZTcSeoE
Really now, you've been playing for a long time. Don't you have anything else to do with your time?
>>335948941
that's prettyspooky
>>335948620
I read somewhere that it is something that happened to someone in real life.
You know, from those /x/-tier stories that somehow become famous, but I can't find the source anywhere.
>>335948620
The most disorientating thing for me was when he started talking about the other metal gear games.
It started to make me really wonder if Colonel is a real person.
