>that guy that mains queen
What a fucking pleb
Why wouldn't you use the best character?
>>335936527
Well.. Duh.
>>335936527
>Not maining Knight
He's has the best way to move in the game.
>>335936579
>I hate challenge and want to be a mary sue
I bet you think Bethesda games are the pinnacle of RPGs
>not only using the King
lol enjoy ez mode faggots
I haven't won yet, but at least I'm trying.
>>335936527
>not maining Rock
Dis nigga
>>335936667
>He's has
Honestly whenever I play chess I tend to use my rooks to do most of the work. Their exceptional control and relatively low value make them a fun way to cover the board.
>>335937105
realest nigga in the thread, atm. pic related
>>335936923
honorable mention.
>>335936527
>playing with more than 1 soldier
what you got against MOBAs faggot
>>335936527
1on1 me on D-4, faggot.
I will end your king and DP your queen with my towers.
>still no Rook r34
>When some newfag thinks my en passant was an illegal move
>>335937806
>that kid that threw a fit and was convinced castling was illegal
>>335936527
Anyone who doesn't use exclusively pawn is a fucking tryhard
>>335937806
>playing against someone hasn't read the rules even once
>>335936527
did the dust finally settled down so we can discuss that game now ?
what build are you using guys ?
>queen is the most powerful unit in the game
Fucking SJWs strike again
>>335937980
>he enjoys walking simulators
Knights take the most skill, don't be mad because you suck
>>335938008
all STR no DEX
I move all my pieces out and attack offensively as soon as I can.
>>335938008
What's the DEX build of chess?
Bishop is OP as fuck. Bishopshits are always zigzagging all over the place and it's bullshit.
>inb4 bit gud knightfag
Why are castling and en passant the only special moves in this game? and promoting too, I guess
>not playing pawn
>not wanting the most hardcore experience possible
Fucking casuals
>>335938019
This, why was nobody upset when SJWs changed vizier to queen? They're just gonna keep shoving their agendas down our throats.
>>335938157
fuck knightfaggots always acting like this is some anime shit jumping around the board like it's frogger fuck you how does a faggot knight get past my rooks and pawns to check my king
King
>Fucking useless
>least mobility
>a burden to his troops
>has to rely upon his queen to survive
>typical beta male character
Queen
>generic stronk womyn character
>blatantly the best character
>a Mary sue
>more competent then all the other pieces
>dev won't nerf her out of fear of being labeled a misogynist
Why did the SJWs have to fuck up chess with this propaganda?
>>335938139
>>335938118
dunk souls faggots will you please stop
>>335938157
>can't move to another color
Shit piece
>>335938139
Knights.
>>335938139
Maining knights
>>335938075
>He plays as a horse
Enjoy your broken collision detection while I promote to queen
Pawns are the most effective.
>>335938307
OY VEY DON'T SHOAH ME
WE'RE NOT UNDERTAILERS I SWARE ON ME MUM
>>335938139
Knight. Floats everywhere.
>>335937105
>relatively low value
Aren't they the most valuable after the queen?
>>335938301
Originally the queen could only move horizontally and vertically. Then they buffed her so she could move diagonally too.
>>335936527
>1 title released 2500 B.C.
>no announced sequel
>zero updates&patches by dev
chessfags on suicide watch (^:
>>335938118
This is literally the worst way to play.
Kill yourself.
>Neo-/v/ not maining bishops
>plays tryhard mode with rooks
bishops can rule the whole board! and if you let them die, well that's a signal to stop playing LoL and try to get gud in a real mans game
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV1bpMamCtY
>Now, Short appears to be inverting his Rook
holy shit tfw you will never EVER be this good
I remember getting a chess trophy in elementary school
it was my only trophy, but in a way i can't feel rpoud about it. Our chess teacher didnt even know how to play chess and made bullshit rules and moves that didnt even exist
>>335938347
>mfw promoting a pawn to queen and wiping the board of the enemy and finally trapping the king resulting in a complete victory
TRULY THEY ARE THE MOST OP
>>335938157
>bullshit
Bro just stay off their alotted color.
Why don't you play superior nihongo chess?
>>335938451
>winning all the time
LMAO defensive fags get fucking decimated faggots
>>335938494
I have shit ton of medals for chess.
No trophy though. I envy you.
fite me.
>>335938565
fuck off to >>>/jp/ anime faggot weeb can't read that jap shit western games are better I bet you play mahjong faggot fatty fuck you
>>335936830
>I like being raped 20 ways to sunday
I'm sure you're totally a good player, Timmy! You're only losing because of your class! Yup! Nothing to do with your skills! You're totally not choosing a UP as fuck class to mask your lack of skills!
>pawn players
>>335938590
Going full offense early in chess gets you killed fast. Only a complete retard who doesn't know how to play chess goes full offense at the start.
>>335937105
They have such restricted mobility that they're really only useful late in the game when the board's been cleared of pawns and other shit.
>>335938565
>NIGGA DEY ALL CHINESE.jpeg
>>335936527
>not buying the Prince DLC
>expecting a balanced game
Also nerf white, fucking imba as shit.
>>335938697
keep justifying your shitty strategy faggot i win every time lmao
>>335936527
>Not maining Queen
Bitch I will rock you.
w-what do I do /v/ros
if you main the knight youre just a bronyfag
>>335938786
Just kill yourself. You clearly don't know how to play. I bet you move your Queen out in like 3 moves.
>>335938725
get them out from your back line and use them to clear out all those pawns
>>335938868
This triggers me.
>>335938790
Meme band.
>>335938451
Tell that to Tal
>>335938790
>Not maining the superior rockstar
What a fucking pleb you are
>>335938157
>he's a knightfag
Where's barneyfag when you need him?
>>335938565
Because go is the master race, not faggy shogi or imba chess.
>>335938934
>Not supporting your pawns
Any player who has an inkling of experience knows to support their pawns with other pawns or pieces. If you know how to clear pawns with rooks do tell.
>>335938934
Early game rooks arn't great usually sd they can die easily to pawns and pretty much everything at the start.
>>335936527
>White goes first
>Queen must protect the King
Anita was right
>>335938868
>anime in charge of not being fucking retarded with games, technology, etc.
>>335939020
I'll hunt you faggot
>>335938868
You should have just uploaded the image itself for bigger impact.Fuck /a/ during 2008.
>>335936527
The queen is a fucking Mary sue. She can move in any direction, as far as you like, whatever you want. God I fucking hate women.
>>335939184
That image. I laughed out loud. (lol for you newfags. :Y))
>>335936527
If you don't main a knight, you're not even playing chess.
FACT: Knights take the most skill to use.
Eat shit babby-mode queen and rook fags.
>>335938868
>>335939339
Kill me.
>>335936527
Am I the only one that pawns here? I mean seriously, no one expects it and it's hilarious when you actually manage to fork two pieces and there isn't shit they can do about it. The disrespect is real.
>not playing mods
That's where the real fun is, boys
>>335939459
>knight
second easiest class to counterplay
enjoy your shit elo
>>335939590
Every piece is important. The pawns are so fucking integral it's crazy.
>>335938868
>>335938868
What the fuck? Every time I want to ask a question about what's going on, a new one keeps popping up.
>>335939590
Pawns are the realest niggas
>>335939698
>both sides are White
>eventually both players have to trust each other on who owns each piece
>>335939698
So do you need to mate both kings to win or still just one?
>white goes first
can you not? I can't even right now ugh
>>335939970
Probably either/or depending on your mood
>that kid who always had his bishops use wololo and convert your pieces
It doesn't work like that Alex, you fuck.
Story time:
> be me, 12
> on middle school chess team
> go to tournament
> matched against mentally challenged kid
> kid complains every time I take a piece
> calls me mean, a jerk
> beat kid, he cries
> mother gives me dirty looks
> own team gives me dirty looks
> own teacher gives me dirty looks
> mfw
>>335936527
Spoken like a true casual. I bet the only strategy you know is Fool's Mate.
Fucking casual.
>Not playing the superior Taikyoku Shogi
Get a load of all these plebs.
>>335939874
>this variant teaches you the value of numbers versus individual piece strength
>that kid who mains pawn and complains that everyone else is playing high tier characters
>>335939874
The yoko onno game?
>>335940762
lol
>>335938680
But that moment when your pawn finally becomes a queen is more satisfying.
What's /v/'s opinion on this opening innovation?
>>335938868
>there are people on /v/ that ACTUALLY main some mary sue piece like the queen or the knight, when pawns are the most powerful units
>bishops and rooks can rebound off the "walls" to capture and checkmate
>>335940605
>weebshit
>>>/a/
>>335941275
pawns are fucking F tier
literally 0-10 matchup against every other piece except the king and other pawns
>>335940882
The yokko onno exhibit had a set of chessboards with fully white pieces and that was the tagline for that.
>not maining Bishops
>not snipping dumb niggas from across the map because they didn't see your entrenched Bishop.
Chess 2 literally fucking never.
>>335940605
>Taikyoku Shogi
goddamn its beautiful
>>335941336
I want to play this
>mfw had a kid in our chess club who would always say ''king me'' once he got a pawn to the other side of the board
>>335941412
Yeah go ahead and waste your special snowflake pieces trying to take down my line of pawns. That will work out real well.
>game literally hasn't had a major patch in 500 years
Suicide Bomber Chess
>make each non-unique piece easier to identify (such as color marking their undersides)
>before the game starts, designate a specific piece to be the Bomber (except the King)
>during any of your turns, instead of moving you may detonate the Bomber piece to blow up itself and the 8 surrounding squares (but any King in the radius survives)
holy shit that sounds fun
>>335942113
It's gonna be a knight every time.
>>335941336
probably move the e2 rook to f2 would be the best move for white
>>335942113
Meh. I prefer the "suicide chess" variant.
>wear a bombvest
>during any of your turns, instead of moving you may detonate yourself to blow up the building you're in while yelling "allahu ackbah"
>mfw 62-4-18 in multiplayer on phone app
>>335939698
4 way chess nigga.
2v2
FFA
I always win.
Just need timers so I don't have to wait so long for my turn every time
>>335938868
>>335939339
>>335942902
Fuck too late.
>>335940154
I would LOVE to play as black in the Weak! variant. Knights and pawns are my favorite pieces.
who else has done this to someone before?
feels good man
>>335943696
I beat a guy in three turns once. Felt good man.
>>335943958
I have done that before too, but only when playing with kids or people completely new to the game.
it looks like this
Knightfag master race.
Bitches can't handle my L movement and jumping over units.
>>335944073
>tfw cousin is some autistic grand master chess wizard
>tfw he pulled this shit on me when I was 8 years old
>>335943050
Kampfer was such garbage holy shit
>>335944451
knights are cool and all but rooks dominate the board. A rook with a queen is the most powerful combo in the game
>>335936527
The Queen was all I had.
>>335944452
more likely he wasn't a grandmaster and he was just able to pull that on you because you were an 8 year old.
It feels pretty awesome to checkmate a kid like that; they're just confounded and immediately want a rematch.
BTW are you my younger cousin?
>>335939339
>>335943050
Is this the real life?
>>335945273
Nah he actually is some kind of tournament player who travels and plays all the time and has been since he was like 14 y/o, I don't know what his actual ranking/title/whatever actually is though.
>That guy that tries to hard counter your Rook with Bishop and still lose
>can't beat chess titans on easy
>the few times I do win it counts it as a draw
Fuck you too microsoft.
>>335938445
I'm no chess fag but
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-dimensional_chess
>>335937105
>relatively low value
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
>white goes first and always has the advantage
Reminder that chess is racist as fuck.
>>335945716
>mobile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK5QdJ715zw
>it's still not common knowledge why the 'queen' ended up being called the queen
i'll skip spoonfeeding this thread for once
>>335940605
>>335939970
>mate both kings
Get out disgusting fujoshi fags.
>Always liked the game, no one wants to play with me
>Sometimes I feel the itch to play chess online
>LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE
Literally worst than fighting games
>>335946561
I know that feel bro
Fighting games in general are the same way if you dont play them regularly. They're fun to play with friends but as soon as you go online everyone is suddenly way better than you.
>>335946561
I don't like chess all that much but I always lose whenever I play it and it always makes me feel worse.
>>335946561
I know that feel too. I've thought about getting into it and improving but gitting gud at chess feels more like memorizing a huge, complicated algorithm than learning to play a game.
>>335939373
Nice try fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RHLtx9r2LA
>>335947787
>gitting gud at chess feels more like memorizing a huge, complicated algorithm than learning to play a game
all you have to know is the rules, the rest comes naturally. You don't get all that much better by studying other people's plays (you do get better by playing with better opponents though). If you aren't born with a knack for the game you aren't going to somehow just learn how to be good at it
ROOK MASTER RACE WW@
>>335942854
Man, 2v2 chess is way better when it's Bughouse chess
>>335949228
>all you have to know is the rules, the rest comes naturally.
Sure doesn't feel like it to me. It feels robotic and algorithmic.
Go is the only board game worth playing.
>>335937105
>low value
this has to be bait.
>>335949594
that's because you aren't naturally very good at it
>>335949594
You're right, but fedora tippers love to pretend otherwise. That's also why go is infinitely superior.
>>335938301
Originally the Queen was the prime minister /vizier In my country we still call the piece that.
Who bishop main here?
Deus fucking vult!
>>335938868
Ban you from the server you cheating fag
