Overwatch beta is ready for installation.
Who is ready to play the open beta next week?
We're getting a little bit sexual over here
>>335927081
Why don't you post more and I'll get back to you?
>>335927473
AIM AT THEIR FACES, NOT THE BOARD
>>335927081
why you lyin tho
Wow, they must be really exhausted after a long hard gunfight
would be a good webm if not for the 2 poopskins and the gross pink hair thing
>>335927538
Too late anon.
>>335927081
Why is markiplier there?
Disgusting holy shit
>>335927848
>Okay with the a woman that has the complexion of a drowned corpse
>But not delicious chocolate
wew lad
>>335927715
Im not.
>>335927965
blue skin is hot
poopskin is not
Bad characters
Bad gameplay
Bad game
>>335927965
>poo in loo and isis gundam
>delicious chocolate
>tfw no one gives a fuck about Mercy
>>335927081
I'll try it next week. But I will never buy these games for PC ever again due to rampart hackers.
>>335927081
>zarya
>not mei
fucking dropped
>>335927081
They should just release the game at this point.
Z A R Y A
A
R
Y
A
>>335928091
>just checked my email
good lord i never thought id see this day...
>>335927081
where is mercy
POST
SYMMETRA
>>335927081
>people find this rubbery looking shit hot
>>335928563
>there's more porn than fanart for a game not even out
What a time to be alive
>>335928494
about to give them the load
I don't play SJW games
Didn't buy KF2 because of dev antics, fuck this shit
>>335928373
I want tocuddle withher!
>>335928563
man, poo in loo does not look attractive
>>335928619
what do you jack off to, faggot
>>335928563
>No Zarya
I know the general populace doesn't like her but I do
>>335928836
She'll poo on your loo
>>335928563
I have feeling Blizzard devs made those themselves to shitpost and shill on /v/
Also moar
>>335927081
>No Mei
Dropped
>>335928929
Her model is out on SFM, but not any other program. I've got poo in the loo, but she doesn't have any facial bones set up yet and her weight painting is garbage. That's the only reason you're not seeing more of her and Zarya.
if i pre order today do i get the extra days or did I wait a day to long?
>>335927081
>zarya
>not mei
ONE JOBinb4 mei is fat meme and she's not even my fave d.va is
>tfw it doesnt give me the option to install
>>335928313
ugh this is like getting punched in the gut
>>335928834same
>>335929151
today is the last day
>>335929213
Life is a nightmare and you aren't going to wake up.
Ready
Just a shame every single character is a knock off of a better eroge character and I know moon.
So if I pre-purchase right now, will I still get early access?
Or is it too late now?
>>335928091
>>335927081
ah yes that overwatch game.
>"gearbox and blizz did it so now we gotta!" - Trion
>>335929276
i think it's the nose
just doesn't look good
>>335927081
WHY THE FUCK DOES TRACER HAVE YELLOW EYES
GOD I FUCKING HATE SFM
>>335928239
Basically this. The ability to use a mouse isn't worth getting wall hacked etc.
>>335927081
>you will never cum on this cast of faces
why live
>>335927848
>>335928098
>>335928176
>>335928836
>>335928964
Please do the needful and stop being racist
>>335929273
>>335929343
Whoops guess I can't read
>>335929343
yes
today is the last day for that offer though
>>335929343
end of the 29th or something.
>>335929432
hey man, the egyptian looks good, and she's a shade of brown too
>>335929281
SFM porns crossover. what a time to be alive
>not wanting to impregnate an egyptian qt
Kill You(re) self(ves)
>>335929531
that's the kid from the opening cinematic get fukkered boiiii
seriously disgusting though that someone can hate on the delicious caramel
>>335929524
Yep actually I was just baiting. Symmetra is too brown and her face is ugly. I think it's the eyebrows.
Pharaoh is hot.
>>335929570
This desu
Can we stop waifuposting for a sec and tell me if this game is worth $40.
>>335929728
yes
>>335929728
it's fucking shitty TF2, so no
>>335929728
Open beta is next week. Why don't you try it yourself?
>>335927081
>that zarya
I didn't know I wanted this
>>335929728
its fun for a couple hours
>>335929728
>stop waifu posting
You're speaking in riddles, man. Open beta starts soon. you can decide then.
>>335929728
no, it gets old fast
I want to put my dick in Widowmaker's cold, clammy bumhole.
Sucks that she's French though. Stinking of garlic is less sexy than smelling like a corpse. To me at least.
>>335927081
Played this shit teir game for months already, quit being a shitter and get invites to closed betas.
why is this game not out yet?
>>335928563
sauce
>>335929728
tanky russian grills
the girl with the pink hair could catch a throat disease!
>>335930023
Blizzard are fucking morons. The game itself is a poorly made TF2 clone anyhow. Seriously, it seems like only Valve can make good multiplayer games these days.
>>335929932
fuck off, quit acting like blizzard rip offs are a new thing
>>335930083
I made it myself.which girl do you want the sauce on?
>>335927848
so edgy, I wish I was that edgy but my mom don't let meAt least she can't stop me from from Trump haha
>>335930197
all of them
>>335930197
All of them!
>all those blizzdrone casuals who never played an fps before and buy this game
it'll be a fucking bloodbath
>>335929720
>6351x10000
>>335928907
I don't jack off. I have something called social skills which allows me to have a girlfriend who enjoys sex with me frequently.
>>335930387
okay, well this thread obviously isn't for you, you fucking homo
>>335930321
>all the crying over bastion will start again
>>335930387
gayest thing I heard all week
>>335928563
Would Pharrah be more popular if it wasn't for her armor?
Balance change discussion anyone?
>bastion got 2 buffs
>Genji gets minus 50HP, which is insanely squishy already, instead of just making his double jump cooldown based
>Lucio 200 to 150hp,
fucking why. Everyone does so much damage, this is one stray anything
>Mei buffs
fuck yeah
>Winston's shield gets cut nearly in half
Jesus christ
>>335930554
>the sjw cast
you can tell blizzard is cucked as fuck
>>335927081
Hell yeah even the bulldyke is there, thats consistency.
>>335928494
This.
She is the only one worthy of my sperm
>>335930357
Here's a smaller one for you.
who's best girl?
>>335927081
i refuse to play it because of 20 tickrate and the fact that they have random shitskins for no reason except muh diversity
>>335930663
lewd
>>335930304
>>335930314
Tracer and Pharah are ZalSFM
Mercy is Comandorekin
Symmetra is Cakeofcakes
Widowmaker is warpsfm
Mei is colonelyobo
>>335930606
>sjw cast
>you can see every girl's ass in tight pants
fuck off
wait so if i buy it right fucking now
il get the early access beta?
>>335930462
>pop past a door
>bastion camping in a corner wakes up
>I'm dead within a half second because lol Support
>ouh but you just gotta flank him
>but it's a pub game
>just flank him man
>but hes in a corner and I'm not really
>just flank him
>>335927081
remember kids, don't give blizzard any money
All I want to play is this game. I got a taste for it during the weekend beta test and I want more.
Hanamura is a shit map though.
>>335930554
why are their legs so fucking long/
>>335930759
Based anon
>>335930095
>girl
>>335930691
>20 tickrate
wait seriously? 64 is already fucking aids, how can they justify that? AND they're trying to make it an "esport"?
>>335930679
mercy, closely followed by tracer
>>335930775
Sjw actually dont have much of a problem with women empowerment. As long as there's diversity and men are made their slaves, it's fine
>>335930550
No her armor makes her perfect, the waifu is on the inside and that's what counts.
>>335930857
>That eye clip
BONER RUINED
>>335930859
Tf2 valve server runs at 32 ticks friend
>>335930585
When did all this happen?
>>335930691
>it's okay when real life does it
>>335930885
>women empowerment
>showing off women asses
for fuck's sake, you don't remember the shitshow about the tracer pose?
FUCK
OFF
>>335930974
Life isn't on 20 tick rate anon
>>335930958
Check the client, its patch notes for March 1st.
>>335930585
They took away his shield which was one of the prime reasons Symmetra's floaty balls went through shields, he was locked in place and she could shoot him through it. They took away the shield and now Sym has one less purpose, if they leave the shields at 25 shes more or less useless apart from TP.
The double jump is not the problem with Genji its his dash resetting from about 5 different things, thats what made him be able to wipe entire teams by himself. He seems to be in a half decent position now because if you focus him down he dies.
Lucio is in every game and for the most part he was duelling people instead of being a support, so they nerfed his damage and cut his health, don't really agree with it.
Mei buffs are great
Winston is now a better harasser than D.va which was her only point, its easier and more consistent to have a Winston jump into the back lines and kill a Widow because its much harder for a Widow to escape a Winston that it is for a Widow to escape a D.va.
People are going to be so fucking ass mad that their weeb waifu is beyond pointless.
>>335928563
Pestilence Widowmaker Extreme has all these beat
>>335930926
It could be good still...
Just give her some tone and some tint...
>>335930585
>instead of just making his double jump cooldown based
stop being retarded.
Like holy fuck double jump plus wall climb with no cooldown is the only fun thing about him. Cooldowns are the stupidest limiters fucking ever, and should never be attached to movement abilities.
so this... is the power... of blizzard... currency conversion... woah...
>>335930387
Fuckin good one underage
>>335927081
sauce now
FUCK
I JUST BOUGHT IT
I CANT INSTALL
WAS I TOO LATE TO GET EARLY ACCESS BETA
>>335930937
I know, that's still fucking shit. I thought overwatch was supposed to be competitive? How is it going to be competitive at such a low tickrate? How are they going to account for lag? Seriously, what the fuck.
>>335930885
>Sjw actually dont have much of a problem with women empowerment
Funny one mate.
No as long as theres an uglier girl on screen they're okay with it.
>>335931060
Damn, those hp changes seem needless since you can already die rather quickly.
>>335930387
>which allows me to have a girlfriend who enjoys sex with me frequently.
Most likely others.
>>335931253
Custom game in overwatch runs at 60 ticks.
>>335931231
You guys are doing great!
>>335931070
Nah I do think Genji's double jump is the problem. In your view, he is bouncy and all over the place. In his view, his aim does not falter one bitch but gains insanely movement capabilities.
>>335927081
>the thought of unloading right onto D.VAs lips and cheeks and the others jumping forward to lap it off
>>335931219
it starts this tuesday you retard
no word on when a preload will be available
>>335927081
Nah, I would rather play GITS
>>335931334
better but still ass. fucking shit, I swear. Do we know if there are dedicated servers yet?
>>335931362
>no word on when a preload will be available
read OP
>>335931107
Yeah they made it much harder on themselves to balance Genji, just make his dash not refresh on a kill or Ult usage. There now you need to think before dashing into a massive pack of enemies and then being able to freely dash out again, or link it to another kill and dash again and then again and then Ult because of the previous kills and dash again.
Fuck Genji.
>>335931291
it's amazing how they're changing 25% of someones health at the last second before a beta release.
Like that's a fucking huge nerf.
>>335929432
Yeah look what lack of racism is doing to Europe, faggot, do the 'needful' and pass me my gas ammo.
>>335931471
I bought the game, I can't download it yet.
>>335927081
will i get into the open beta even if i didnt buy this yet coz i wanna see if it runs on low end PCs
>>335931525
Its open beta, this is the time to thoroughly test shit
150 is way too fucking little. Its a full charge Widowmaker body shot, which takes like a second to full charge.
>>335931554
Wait nevermind I'm a retard. Didn't check e-mail.
>pre order directly from blizzard
>still need to enter a key
>>335931434
There's no dedicated servers. But even comp tf2 only runs at 64 ticks, which is perfectly fine for these kind of games. Pretty sure csgo comp is the only place where 128 ticks is needed because the difference between life and death is one simple peek.
>>335931552
>Implying that generations of racism and abuse haven't led us to the situation we have today
>>335931480
>genji dashes into a group of enemies
Were they asleep? Tracer I can understand because she can dash 3 times in a row and then time warp out, but genji just dashes in once.
If he manages to pick off a low health player and dash out I really don't see the problem with this.
>>335931362
i know but there are pictures of others installing
googling lead me to ridbit and people are saying they email you the shit for it
and now ive got no clue if i was too late to buy it
>>335931525
the balance patches have all been huge changes all the way through closed beta, they really wanted to push the balance and see what broke and what did not.
I imagine they will use the information the get from it being open to the public next week and then do the final balance pass around that.
>>335928176
>isis gundam
>>335931587
Anyone can play open beta on May 5th to 9th
Pharah is the best girl, I just wish her colour scheme was more egyptian, she needs more white and gold
>>335931597
>Its a full charge Widowmaker body shot, which takes like a second to full charge.
wait that's it? she only does 150 damage on full bodyshots and most classes have like 200 hp?
sheesh.
>>335930821
to wrap around you while you plant your seed inside of them
>>335930807
Just flank him
>>335931587
>will I get into an open beta
>>335931713
Sounds like they don't know what they're doing and are just trying to see what works.
Is it really only 6 gb or will there be more downloads on the day it releases?
>>335930779
only early access, wait 2 more days and it's open for anyone
who dis
>>335931695
You can link them together, say you dash in at the back of a pack and kill a Zen, theres now a say Mei in front you, well you just killed someone so Dash is off cooldown, dash in couple of Right clicks and Mei is dead. You can then dash, again. So say its a Zarya maybe this time and shes not dying all that easily, in fact it might be possible you could die. Well just pop Ult get another dash refresh thanks to the dragon blade and fuck off out of there.
No one else in the entire cast has that sort of potential to kill entire teams apart from getting caught out by stupid Ults. His health nerf made pulling that shit off alot harder but then it became put a perma-Zen orb on the Genji, put Sym shields on the Genji. Do everything to make the Genji usable.
>>335930857
source
I was in the previous beta testing.
I love shooters but this one is boring as fuck.
Ultimates are so OP groups are forced to have certain heroes on certain maps. Tactics and maps get old quickly.The skill cap is non-existent for most heroes. Hit box is joke.
Progression is irrelevant and the game itself was not engaging enough to keep me playing it for more than one session.
>>335931949
Only 6 so far
>>335931957
i know but im not a patient person due to a friend having been in since alpha
people are saying on ridbit that you need to get an email from blizz to get your closed beta key or some shit
cause i aint have gotten shit yet
>>335931947
I think thats exactly what they were doing.
>>335932053
dumb dyke
>>335931838
>that's it?
Compare that to the TF2 sniper, which takes like 2 seconds to fully charge its a huge difference. Also, after this patch there will be like 5 characters at 150hp
>Tracer
>Zenyatta
>Genji
>Lucio
>someone I am forgetting
So Widow can just body shot alot of popular characters without even waiting on charge time
>>335932159
Are they keeping stuff out of the beta then? 6 gb seems way too small.
>>335932098
And the dash does 50 damage right?
so in your magical world where everyone was low hp genji is too OP?
>Open Beta
>Pls pre-purchase 4 accessGOODMEME
>>335932221
Nope it's the full game, its just small in size
>>335929728
40? no fucking way
this game's only selling point is literally just waifus
I'm STILL not in the beta
>>335932201
>which takes like 2 seconds to fully charge its a huge difference
Doesn't it take like a second for widowmaker to bring up her scope?
also found this on the /vg/
is mcree going to get a massive nerf?
>>335932348
And a fun game.
>>335932371
And you're never going to. The closed beta is over. Open beta next week.
>>335930645
>"AHAAAA the tracer's ass is known for its sexcellence"
>>335932401
He already did. Ruins his flow real fucking bad.
>>335932158
This is why I havent pre-ordered. What's going to keep me playing this shooter over all the others?
>>335932223
I can't tell if your being intentionally retarded or not. The Genji is not just going to be dashing and nothing else.
>game has skill based classes and classes that rely on cooldowns
>blizzard doesn't know how to into balance
>they can't make skill too weak or theres no reason to play skill based classes, but if they make skill too strong, theres going to be massive pub stomping and ruin the game immediantly
On a related note how would you balance skill.
>>335927081
>game is not even out yet but is already reaching /vg/ levels of threads
>>335931957
the only thing you'll get in an email is 2 codes for early access beta, which is 2 days ahead of open beta. So if you preorder now you get May 2-9. If you don't preorder today you get May 5-9. Honestly who gives a shit after 9th everyone waits until the release date
>>335929825
who dis?
>>335932271
there is so little 34
i have trouble typing right now! weeeeeee
>>335932559
So what you're saying is that Genji has a POTENTIAL to line up a perfect getaway if hes skillfull enough and can manage to live through it with his own player skill? This also only happens if the stars align and he manages to nail his hits and not get killed?
I still don't see the problem.
>>335932401
Hopefully, McCree was about the only character that could duel anything and easily come out the other side. A single E + Right Click can kill most of the cast apart from tanks and even then he can then just roll backwards get an instant reload from the roll and Right Clik again.
Its braindead easy mode if you can't aim and fucking deadly if you can aim. Right now hes more or less no fun allowed the character.
>>335932271
>that adorable tracer
>>335930387
You know how I know you're lieing? Because faggots don't have sex with girls.
>>335932867
men only have sex with princesses not girls
ster
>>335928176
>isis gundam
Ever heard of Egypt?
>>335932401
what exactly does this image represent?
every mei I spectate rapes shit with freeze / icicle, disrupts everything with walls and completely fucks over enemy teams with their ults
>>335927081
Literally Meh:The Game
>>335932271
Who's the one on the left supposed to be?
>>335932990
Ever heard of the Islamic State group in the Sinaï peninsula?
>>335928494
This
Perfect for it
>>335933035
How often characters are picked in comp play.
>>335933035
This is a list of classes that are ranked most useful for people that are actually competent and don't rely on gimmick abilities.
>>335932834
>complaining about mccree
fucking kek
I played the beta for months and never did a mccree ever kill me where it wasnt my fault for getting too close
>>335930937
the majority of servers run at 64 and the default is 64 and it has the option to go to 100
tf2 is also far more bandwith intensive and needs to support more players per server
>>335930759
You are cool guy
>>335932802
I have seen it happen multiple times because you add in the rest of his toolset, dash, right right, deflect, dash, Dragon blade, dash.
He becomes a very deadly very fast, very hard to hit target that has the potential to return your strongest attacks right back at you.
Theres a reason most teams bent over backwards to enable Genjis when he first got nerfed.
i have an extra key if anyone wants it
>>335932990
Yeah that's why he said Isis.
>>335933198
I seriously don't see the problem, I think all the heroes should play like this.
>>335933209
Shove it up your ugly ass
>>335929825
>i have yellow sunglasses now im tracer
>>335933209:^)
>>335933164
"Its alright for me :^)"
>>335927081
>She-Hulk-Man
fucking ruined
>>335932348
Try playing the game before spouting wrong facts.
i can already smell the tier faggotry in ranked.
>>335929825
i feel like this is a youtube "celebrity"
i've been bombarded with their ironic obnoxious fucking faces all the time in thumbnails
but really who is this
P H A R A H
H
A
R
A
H
>>335933412git gud
>>335933495
Soe, shes a community manager PR person. She was at Blizzcon last year.
>>335933095
Did they originate from there, frog poster?
>>335933609
thank you my man, have a nice day
>>335933563
>>335933656
some of them
>>335933568
This is OW its not exactly the highest of skill ceilings.
Its fucking hilarious hearing people try and say that the beta players will have an massive unfair advantage from playing the game for months, not even acknowledging that a proportion of those players have been watching for the same amount of time. They all know the maps, they all know the characters and what everything does. Its not a complex game. Hell I regularly see beta players have no idea what they are doing anyway.
>>335933563
>its the girl from avatar airbender
>blizzard is shilling with global memes
cant unsee :^) literal memes fighting memes arena game
AHHHH I WANT TO PLAY D.VA BUT I SUCK SO MUCHHHHHHHHH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>335934026
Play a better tank you fucking shitter.
>>335934026
dva sucks though
>>335934026
I'm more excited for Reinhardt for tanking.
That new comic made me even more hype.
>>335927081
fucking ready boys
early beta access friend key because I have no friends:
0090960939307751187924330
>>335934026
D.va is a meme character.
Only good for jerking off.
YEEEEEAAAAAAH
>>335933042
Why is this image so unsettling
>>335934248
one million times THANK YOU ANON <3
ahegaos look retarded
>>335934468
fuck you
>>335934438
np famalam, hope you enjoy
>>335930387
found the 14 year old
>>335928313
oh my...
>>335933563
I know it's just fanart but seeing her without armor I can more understand the love for her. I guess just seeing her in her armor isn't all that attractive to me.
>>335932652
but anon
i bought it an hour ago?
and it was like 22pm in finland
hoping i wont get cucked out of muh betakeys
>>335934616
>he doesn't like a sexy lady in a power suit
I hope we eventually get an armor-less, or less-armored skin.
>>335928929she's the one with the cock in all of these
>>335930807
Just roadhog him. ezpz
>>335927081
>they will never rape you simultaneously
>>335934976
It's not rape if you consent, retard.
>>335927081
>tfw amazon hasnt given me my code yet
>>335929570
>>335929720
The best
>>335934702
why does samus have a desi counterpart in her dark suit with spiderball attachments?
>>335935162
the face ruins this one for me
>>335929728
I hadfunwith it during the closed beta, play it for yourself on the 5th
>>335935178
>desi
She's Egyptian, retard
>>335930807
you can't flank him anymore, he can spin 360 degrees and has armor anyways
>>335934947
this works and makes him useless but the fact that it's his only counterpick is dumb as fuck
pm me if you need a code
>>335935368
There's another counter to him but I don't remember what it is. In higher level games he's supposed to be absolute shit.
>>335935309
o-oh.
>>335935567
just search pharah on r34, there's not a lot of art
>>335935390
kinda racist outfit desu
>>335935368
>but the fact that it's his only counterpick
that's the problem with like 21+ heroes
if you have a class balanced with one hard counterpick the heroes going to be stupid powerful.
>>335935656
PRIDE
>>335935656
>I don't know what racism is
>>335935656
tumblr pls
>>335935656
yeah it's a little much considering she fires reskinned tomahawk missiles.
>>335928313
God bless VR.
So where are people seeing it for 40 bucks?
>>335935710
He's not though. Bastion is bottom tier.
>>335935567http://scasblog.tumblr.com/
>>335930387
lol fagot
>>335935864
The non-Origins edition.
>>335935864
$40 is the launch price. $60 is for the special edition or whatever.
>>335930387
I want to tell you that your girlfriend knows someone who jacks off to her and she is completely ok with that.
>>335935864
At Blizz's website? At least for us true Americans.
>Can't find Mei and her giant chest meat rule 34
>Why live?
>>335935889
In comp sure, but in pubs or just random games hes going to be dumb to deal with.
>blizzards going to try to balance for comp and pub
>they're also going to have to deal with skill and ability abusal
I don't think they have it in them.
>>335936064
I think Blizz only balances for comp. That's what it seems like for Heroes of the Storm at least.
>>335930357
whats the problem anon-kun?
>>335935794
They're arrowheads, tomahawks are axes retard
How does one go about go about acquiring the lion reinheardt Skin?
>>335935996
You aren't looking hard enough
>>335936184
tomahawk missiles you imbecile.
And I was just making a silly.
>>335936180
Jesus Christ I clicked that without seeing the size. Almost crashed chrome.
>>335936194
incoming youtube video
>Is Overwatch racist?
I preordered this shit and haven't received my key or my friend key.
Should I start getting worried?
>>335936194
By paying 1000 in-game coins or getting it as a random drop from leveling up your account.
>>335936194
random drop on level up
>>335927081
pre ordering right now.
>>335933078
probably widowmaker
>>335936259
>Covering the mammothian mammaries with the world's heaviest parka
I mean, it goes with the character, but come on...
>>335928313
sauce?
>>335936270
Are you using a potato
>>335936360
>1000 in game cones
how many levels is that? like 20 levels?
Wonder if blizzard will implement trading.
>>335936259
TRUE SANSHA THICKNESS
>>335930387
>People with girlfriends don't jack off
You're lying.
>>335936457
I said it almost crashed chrome, not my PC. I have a relatively good PC. i7-4700 and gtx 960. Although I think my HDD is dying. I don't even know how old it is any more.
>>335936489
coins arent awarded like that
you get coins sometimes in the boxes you get from levelling, and you get coins by selling duplicate items
>>335936494
this looks like one of those girls who goes to cram school and doesn't study a thing so9 she promises to be your girlfriend for good grades
>>335936489
It depends. There are like 3 or 4 different levels of coins that drop. And if you get a duplicate of a skin/emote/whatever you instead get the amount of coins it would've cost to buy it.
Is there any wordo n the console versions yet? How well they play, fps, functionally, etc.
Are they crossplay, by any chance? That'd be interesting.
>>335936597
>you get coins sometimes in the boxes you get from levelling
that's what I mean.
>>335932114ZALSFM
>>335936681
well you can't say how many levels it is, there's no standard rate or even a guarantee of coins
>>335936360
>>335936372
Thank you lads. My favourite skin so far.
I downloaded it and I'm trying to play it but it doesn't get to connect to the servers. Anyone like this?
>>335927081
When does open beta start without early access?
It only states that early access starts May 3rd
>>335936656
>you instead get the amount of coins it would've cost to buy it
alright then, that's pretty cool.
wish you could just trade in normal items, but that's good enough.
>>335928563
God bless the internet
>>335936773
beta hasnt started yet
>>335930387
Good one.
>>335936773
Doesn't start till next week.
>>335936259
UUUUHHHHH THICKER
>>335936735
Not him, but during the beta I got a yellow crate about every 10 levels. Getting legendary skins or a bunch of gold for duplicates was pretty easy
>>335936787
May 5th
>>335936948
And when I was in beta, I got fuck all every 10 levels.
>>335936630
Or one of those hidden girls who spend all her times reading books in the library and covers herself in baggy clothingthis actually happened to me anyway, so watching mei brings back fond, very fond memories
>>335930885
These aren't women, anon. They're fictional characters created by a male-led design team. Men creating sexy characters isn't female empowerment, it's oppression.
>>335937046
>>335936908
of course I forgot the link
http://onlywat.ch/
>>335934432
probably the glass buttplug
>>335927081
who the hell makes these?
>>335935957
>>335935976
Okay, so they're being shitty and making it so the "buy now" link on battle.net skips directly to the deluxe edition instead of showing you both options.
>>335937056
I tried wearing baggy clothing in highschool. All I got was a bunch of flac for being hard as shit and people wanted to fite me.
>>335929825
>That twirl fail
Ocelot would be ashamed.
>>335937247
>I'm dumb
>that means they're being shitty
>>335930387
Fuck off fucking faggot. I have a gf and we fuck whenever I ask her and I still fap furiously to these Overwatch webms regularly.
>>335930691
>>335930859
>There are people who seriously complain about tickrate
If what you were doing could be countered with an extra 0.04 seconds of reaction time, then what you're doing wasn't a good move to begin with. The only people who complain about low tickrates are casuals.
>>335937331
>tfw casuals might be enjoying overwatch RIGHT NOW
>>335937306
It's really fucking hard to do fancy moves with fake guns even if you know what you're doing. Unless it's a replica of a real one.
>>335935826
pharah theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ctf-LYaVpBg
>>335927081
I didn't get an email what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>335930387
>I don't jack off
Oh, I'm sorry princess. Go on, I'll let you resume putting your make up on.
>>335937462
No it's not that hard.
If you know how to do it with a fake gun you can do it with anything.
>>335934432
Because you instinctively wonder what she is looking at and then you gaze into nothingness. Then you wonder why she is looking into the darkness and imagine.
>>335928721
I can fap vigorously to that.
>>335937270
thats a shame. the one that I got was very quiet but inquisitive.
>>335930691
>people from all over the world
>But don't have people from places that I don't like
>>335937589
>>335928721
Hey everyone!
Anons got a boner!
>>335928373
Can fuck off
>>335937331
Tickrate is the rate at which the server updates with your client, having it that low leads to you being shot behind walls or more wonky things like jetting away as Pharah only to be teleported back to the ground and stunned by McCrees flashstill going to buy it since I don't consider these types of games to be competitive
Who /thick/ here?
>>335930550
no, shes brown unreal tournament 2004 samus
>>335937694
this game is going to spawn all sorts of mad
>>335937720
UGH THIQER
>>335937571
>If you know how to do it with a fake gun you can do it with anything.
I was in guard tossing guns around and shit. That's not how it works. You can't do shit with a fake gun unless the balance is near identical a real gun, and nearly all fake guns don't. Especially true with plastics
>>335934432
It's natural to not trust someone looking away from you, that and the fact that we know shes not looking at anything adds to this. Theres also a huge amount of expectation due to the negative space and stillness of the image.
>>335937720
Is her ass vibrating?
>>335927081
>>335927473
Never made a webm before, but I was bored.
>implying
>>335936550potato browser
switch to firefox
>>335937882
[ THICKNESS INTENSIFIES ]
>>335931010
Yeah the problem wasn't with the clothing it was with the purpose of her pose. Posing for the purpose of being pleasing to the eye (when it's not a part of the character) is a no-no.
>>335937852
> You can't do shit with a fake gun unless the balance is near identical a real gun, and nearly all fake guns don't. Especially true with plastics
you must be doing it wrong then, I learned how to do it with a BB gun then I tried it on my 9mm and it worked, then I tried it on a squirt bottle and it worked, and some plastic stuff and it still worked. You just have to change the amount of force you apply and when you apply it to match the guns weight.
>>335937967
i'm going to play overwatch and go to cram school.
I hope mei asks me to do her homework.
>>335937694
>having it that low leads to you being shot behind walls or more wonky things like jetting away as Pharah only to be teleported back to the ground and stunned by McCrees flash
That will happen no matter what the tickrate is. The issue is tied directly and primarily latency, tickrate only very slightly increases the window of opportunity for it to happen.
>>335934026
D. Va is fucking terrible
god I hate playing as her so much.
Wait what the fuck, I asked for a refund for Overmeme from Blizzard cause I paid 40 eur for the Standart edition when I can get the origin one for 42 eur off of eBay, I still haven't gotten my money back and I got a code for may 3-4 beta, wat do?
>>335937985
>Posing for the purpose of being pleasing to the eye
That's LITTERALLY the point of character design.
>>335937967
peak sides
>He didn't just preorder the physical version on amazon, get the early access beta key and cancel his preorder
>>335936184
>Hair and makeup like a plains Indian.
>Pacific coast art style on armor.
Cultural appropriation/10
>tfw no ps4 beta codes anywhere
I'm already bored of the PC version. Ran like aids, saw 15 hackers in the last week of the closed beta. I want to stomp some fags on console.
>>335938160
cultural appropriation doesn't real
The Overwatch Open Beta will be available May 5–9 on PC, PlayStation® 4, and Xbox One! Players who have pre-purchased or pre-ordered Overwatch by April 29 will be eligible for early access starting May 3.
EARLY ACCESS: The early access portion of the Open Beta will begin on all supported platforms May 2 at 4:00 p.m. PDT (11:00 p.m. UTC).
So does the open beta start on May 2nd or May 3rd for early access?
>>335938242
kill yourself
>>335938249
How can cultural appropriation be real if our eyes are not real?
>>335937947
But I don't like firefox :<
>>335930387
MODS
>tfw Zarya exists
>tfw SJWs wont stop until every female character is as ugly as they are to hide their insecurities
most women shouldn't be allowed to make executive decisions on what should be allowed and what shouldn't. Case and point pic related
>>335938263
Literally says May 2nd
>>335935578
that was before the recent patch, he got picked 20% of the time on defense recently and I suspect he's still underpicked because the other good picks are braindead and don't even require awareness or aim
>>335938020
>bb gun
I wasn't really thinking of bb guns. Their balance is similar to actual guns as they're built similarly and are often even based on real gun models.
That's clearly not a BB gun, it's just some plastic shit someone probably picked up at the dollar store
>>335938413
It "literally" says both.
>>335938331
>playing with hackers
yeah okay faglord, enjoy your shitty BR filled lagfest.
>>335938263
They are trying to go for a time that fits most timezones.
For example, it should be about 9AM for me on the 3rd.
>>335930387
>not masturbating after fucking
what a fucking casual.
did they fix the tick rate or whatever is wrong with the game?
like for example on tracer i know i 100% pressed my rewind/blink in time but on their screen i was just standing there, same when around corners and on low ping
>>335938469
No seriously, kill yourself.
Why am I even replying to your weak bait?
>>335938412
>cute but not beautiful
I agree with this
>>335938467
Not him but hold on let me quote your own post for you.
>EARLY ACCESS: The early access portion of the Open Beta will begin on all supported platforms May 2 at 4:00 p.m. PDT (11:00 p.m. UTC).
There you go buddy.
>>335938465
Oh I know but I'm just saying it works on everything that has a trigger guard, you just need to apply a LOT more force to something way lighter.
>>335938412
The fact that Zarya exists means that Mercy, D.Va, tracer and the others don't exist?
>>335938467
>The early access portion of the Open Beta will begin on all supported platforms May 2 at 4:00 p.m. PDT
What are you talking about.
>>335938516
sounds like a bug, or something on your end. never saw anything like that.
>>335938589
learn to reading comprehension you neutered dog
>>335937720
>>335937046
>>335936259
>>335935996
Why did they base a character on inuitinua?
>>335938594
>>335938560
>Players who have pre-purchased or pre-ordered Overwatch by April 29 will be eligible for early access starting May 3.
>STARTING May 3.
Pharah not only seems both sexy as fuck and cute as hell with dat delicious brown skin, tattoo and eyes, but she also seems fun to play with.
Look at that sweet arsenal.
And not only that, her power armor seems awesome too.
Best grill for me by far.
>>335938542
Don't know, you can be playing a f2p mmo right now! Try runescape, it's free! All your portuguese speaking friends play it.
>>335938041
No, a lower tickrate makes things like that exponentially more likely to happen if there's a large ping disparity, and it favors the person with a high ping. A high tickrate makes having a high ping make the game far less playable because it gives everyone getting updates faster a huge edge over you. This is what you want for a competitive game.
I either need money to buy the game with or a lonely nerd I can convince to buy me a copy ;_;
give me a key
how obviously viralled is this game, holy fuck
>>335938412
>if it looks like a SJW then it means it's SJW
I hate how they took a hairstyle and a type of eyeglasses I like and turned them into a social stigma
>>335938712
It's May 3rd everywhere but the Americas. It's May 2nd in the evening for anyone in the Americas.
who wants a friend beta key
>>335938516
the tick rate is still 22
They're trying to build more work arounds though, like if you hit X you'll not take damage even if one of you have shit ping.
> i 100% pressed my rewind/blink in time
I also had this happen to me though, so I'm guessing it doesn't work.
>>335938813
intensely
i wouldn't put blizzard to be above making SFM porn of their own characters in order to garner interest in the game.
>>335938712
Holy shit you have such a thick skull.
GENERALLY speaking as a GENERALIZATION for all time zones, it'll be somewhere around May 3rd.
BUT
SPECIFICALLY
FOR
SPECIFIC
TIME
ZONES
It'll be 4 PM PDT on May 2nd.
>>335938856
gib
>>335938796
Why should I?
>>335938727
Pharah is easily S tier as far as characters go.
D.Va and Bastion are shit tier and need complete reworks.
>>335938876
They probably have a department solely dedicated to making porn and commissioning artists to get more hype.
thanks for the overwatch thread senpai, got my daily jacking off done with.
>>335938962
Who submits the queries and complaints for character nerfs?
>>335938962
>Bastion
>shit tier
lmao
he's fucking amazing dude
>>335938931
i have no friends, i want to play this game, i signed up when it was announced and i didnt get invite. pretty sure only youtubers got keys ._.
>>335938876
>i wouldn't put blizzard to be above making SFM porn of their own characters in order to garner interest in the game.
would explain the shit animation quality.
>>335938412
This picture..
Why is objectivity and rationality so foreign to women?
>>335938727
stop telling them i dont want people to catch on
>>335938856
I want it, I'll play with you and stuff, pleeeease
>>335939013
People on the blizz forum?
SPEAKING OF
is anyone else peeved that a bunch of twitch streamers got to decide how the game changed during the beta?
>>335938928
here you go
>>335939047
There's nothing objective and rational about the perception of beauty, anon.
>>335939047
because women are insecure and jealous by nature
>>335939015
Only in pubstomping. Anyone competent enough can shut him down ez.
>>335939093
So wouldn't it be twitch streamers who decide what changes the game?
Isn't that a poor practice?
>>335938727
Best grill and mainshe isn't viable in high tier play sadly since McCree is so overused ;_;
>>335939098
claimed already ._.
even if it already was, ty anyway enjoy the game
I guess I'm the only one that thinks they literally based Phara on Opala's Farah, a porn OC?
Sure, there's not much to do with Egyptian designs but down the eye tattoo?
>>335939162
>American women are insecure and jealous by nature*
Fixed it for you bruh
>>335939098
mfw first to type but didn't click accept it right away on the next page
>>335939167
you'd think but that's whats going on.
Bunch of suck ups and twitch streamers are changing everything and blizzard with little to no idea of balance is throwing random balance changes out constantly.
why aren't people posting tracer's ass?
it's literally the only thing good about this game
>>335939263
who are you talking about
link?
>>335939263
The tattoo is the eye of horus. It's an egyptian symbol of protection power and health.
>>335937908
needs to come from the other direction
>>335939312
If twitch streamers can change a game, who's to say that the developing companies aren't streaming?
Blizzard is going to need more than animated butts to make me buy their TF2 knock off.
>>335934265
>D.va is a meme character. Only good for jerking off.
Just like the rest of the Overwatch cast
>>335927081
that look hillarious, thanks for keks
Will phonesex for a key
I just preordered overwatch from amazon where do I get my beta code?
>>335939374
>who's to say that the developing companies aren't streaming?
what
>>335939098
Thanks familia
>>335929728
It's not worth $40. Don't be stupid.
>no email with betakeys yet
i-i wont get cucked from the early access right guys?
>>335939383
Who says there isn't room for TF2 and Overwatch?
I'll probably play both.
>>335939434
You don't. You only get the beta code buying it from Blizzard's bnet app.
>>335939434
in an email that will come EVENTUALLY.
>>335939332
She barely has an ass.
>>335939435
mindblown
companies really care about the lowest common denominator in their competitive games.
>>335939269
No, just women in general. Some know how to hide it better, though.
>>335939356
Legend of Queen Opala, just google that.
>>335939363
I know.
Wait so is today the last day to preorder and get a beta code?
>>335939263
jut like how mei is a pandaren, tracer is that girl from secret plot and widowmaker is like that ninja from taimanin asagi
Can you pre-order and cancel to get into early access?
>>335938693
who?
>>335939450
grats lightening fingers.
>>335936315
Same here
>>335939581
Yes.
>>335939581
yes
>>335939174
Is this a spray?I need it
>>335939383
>>335939510
tf2 is still alive in 2016?
>>335939434
uk or com?
UK doesn't get keys because someone else snapped up the exclusivity deal on early access, I think it was GAME
>>335938727
To bad her mom was so much cooler.
Where do I redeem my key :^)
>>335939532
>You will never not be lazy to start animating things in sfm/3dsmax/blender
>>335939581
an early access beta code, yes.
the beta is open to everyone on the 5th though
>>335939676
more alive than overwatch was at any point during it's beta.
>>335939676
It's barely alive.
>>335939643
>>335939675
>>335939709
Guess it's time to shell out forty bucks then
>>335939707
>not spending 4 hours a night jacking off while perfecting 10 seconds of animation
Are you guys shilling on DEMO (fuck buzzword "beta") two days before it will be available to everybody?
>>335939730
Well, I mean, you're probably right.
But I don't really think that's a fair comparison.
>>335939730
>closed beta
>TF2 WAS MORE ALIVE!!!
hahaha
>>335927081
Lie more OP
>>335939730
What does that even mean.
>>335939823
I think we're just talking about it, Anon. I WISH I was being paid to talk about it, but I'm not.
>>335939823
I beleive the correct term is Open Beta Early Access
>>335939823
>wanting to play a game that has been paraded around and playable only by streamers for nearly a year is shilling
>>335939881
You'll get an email with a beta key
>>335939675
Yeah, it's for getting 4 kills without touching the ground I think
>>335939881
>he didn't get an email
LITERALLY KEKED
>>335939851
Yes, and?
>>335939896
it means a nearly decade old game had more players on it than a hot new game with thousands clammoring to get in to the beta
>>335928091
>>335928429
guess what fuckers you still cant play until the 3rd hahahahaha
>>335939881
they send you a key in email, not flagging for this
I haven't gotten mine yet but I know they're going out
>>335939584
>tracer is that girl from secret plot
The PE teacher? I gotta reread it, I barely remember anything past the beach trip, the forced autobj and when she "loses" her memory.
>>335939730
>9 year old popular team game is more popular than a new closed beta
Makes sense to me.
>>335939532
but its fucking yellow and shiny.
>>335939881
nigger wat?
>>335939813
I need my beauty sleep senpai, and 10 seconds is a long time if you see at the effort that gets put into it
>>335940015
I hope you're not actually this dumb.
>>335939584
>widowmaker is like that ninja from taimanin asagi
nigger she IS asagi,
>>335939881
But he's telling the truth, I got my key an hour ago.
How long does it take for Blizzard to refund you your money if you ask for it?
>>335940156
Hey, uh, you give away that friend key yet?
>>335940015
But that makes zero sense. TF2 has always been popular, and the "hot new game" had a very limited beta. I've met one person that actually got into the beta out of so many people that wanted in.
>>335940196
Ha.
Ha ha.
>>335940235
Yeah, sorry. Had a RL friend ask for it weeks ago.
>>335940141
So blizzard deliberately let in so few people for... what reason? Oh right, there weren't any people fucking applying. Literally everybody that wanted to get in got in, and it was still less than tf2.
top.
fucking.
lel.
Will phonesex and play with you in exchange for a friend key.
Someone please
>>335940149
well theyre similiar in the vein that they make my dick diamonds
>>335940309
>Literally everybody that wanted to get in got in
Where have you been.
>>335940309
>I'm just pretending to be a retard
:^)
>>335940309
>Literally everybody that wanted to get in got in
Have you been living under a rock for the past like, 6-7 months?
>>335940372
I was playing the closed beta for all of 5 days before I dropped it because it's an unoptimized imbalanced piece of trash.
>>335940345
the character designs make my dick diamonds but then whenever it gets to all the torture and blood and HARDCORE hardcore shit, i cant take it
>>335940309
>Literally everybody that wanted to get in got in
That is the funniest joke I've heard in a LONG long time.
>>335940309
There's a reason it's called Onlywatch.
![256403-that-really-rustled-my-jimmies[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/YKxdYzP.png "256403-that-really-rustled-my-jimmies[1]")
>>335932401
>Blizzcucks finally figuring out that Winston is god-tier
Took them long enough.
>4
4
>4
4
DAYS TO PLAY BETA I CANT FUCKING WAIT SOMEONE PUT ME IN A COMA FOR 4 DAYS HALP
>>335940547
3, actually.
did anyone else buy the game today and receive their key yet?
cause i havent gotten mine
>>335940614
>>335940547
http://onlywat.ch/
3 days 2 hours 22 minutes 20 seconds as of this posting
>>335939454
I bought TF2 for 20 dollars back when it released, a game which had at the time roughly half the content of Overwatch and only 6 maps. I think 40 dollars is a fair price considering they're going to add more maps and heroes for free as time goes on.
>>335940309
Is it Australia hour now?
High tier shitposting m8
>>335940650
Origins edition you get the key, if you bought the regular you dont get a key.
>>335940542
I hate how tanks have the tank status, they're all so fucking good at going in blazing and fucking shit up and then escaping. I really don't want to be tied to defending a team.
>>335940734
if you pre-purchase Overwatch for any platform digitally or at selected retailers by April 29, you’ll also get early access to the Open Beta for you and a friend from May 3–4. After that, everyone will have a chance
it doesnt say anywhere that the basic editiond doesnt give you early access you fucking nigger
tell me thats not true
>>335940883
They're way better at providing defense for their team than they are hit and run killing people.
If you need to play them to get hit and run kills, you're bad, and probably relying on their health pool way too much.
>>335940734
http://eu.battle.net/overwatch/en/buy/
literally shows in the contents in the lower section that even the regular edition gets the earlier beta if you buy it before 29th
How's Blizzard's refund policy? I'm thinking about buying so I can play 3-4 before Bnet totally crashes but I don't know if the game is worth $40
>>335938727
sen napıyosun burda
>>335941052
it's terrible. If you just want the beta, preorder via amazon.
>>335935996
>go to buy game with paypal
>hit purchase
>takes back to buying overwatch screen
>no confirmation
>no email from paypal
Should I try again?
>>335941052
Should be able to refund because its not out yet, but Amazon has the early access stuff too
Just preordered, where's my beta code?
>>335941043
I don't get hit though, I just use their shield abilities to escape.
>>335941237
read the fucking thread you little shit
>>335941196
THICK AS A BRICK
>>335941237
They realized you were a bitch and decided to give it to me instead.
>>335941196
can you fucking NOT!?
>>335941237
should of preordered earlier faggot
>>335941290
You should be using those shield abilities to provide massive cover to your team.
>>335941237
think the page has that you should get them at the latest on the 2th
ive yet to get mine either
>>335941196
>my head will never between those legs
>>335939998
Holy shit i swear if I don't get a key I'm throwing their shit in the trash from now on. So fucking tired of this bullshit, been a customer since forever, I probably single-handedly sent one of their kids to college and I'm not getting a fucking invite.
>>335941196
vomit enducing.
how much toilet paper do people this fat use? I cant imagine you will clean yourself without using 1/4th the roll.
>>335941342
but i'm supplying more cover by redirecting their fire and killing them out right.
>>335941361
>2th
>>335941425
What the hell is your diet if you need to wipe? eat some fiber.
>>335941410
Jesus Christ you need to calm the fuck down.
>>335941426
I guess if you're playing against complete retards in a very bad pub, yeah.
Good luck doing ANYTHING against people who know how to play, though.
>>335941510
im vegan, do you live off celery or what
>>335941510
>he doesn't wipe
>>335941553
You say that, but 5/6 of the tanks are designed like that.
So why are people preordering when it's already been confirmed the game is going f2p next year?
>>335941771
Could you provide a source friend
>>335941196
>Mei used thickfat!
>It's super effective!
>>335941771
Early access
>>335941771
>when it's already been confirmed the game is going f2p next year?
hurr durrf I wonder if i'll get any replies
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