How do I get into the Touhou series?
>>335921396
Post more Patchouli porn.
>>335921396
Post more feet
>>335921396
download the games off moriya shrine and git gud
Go to /jp/ and stay there.
Fap to fanart and doujins, that's what everyone does.
>>335921396
Fap to the doujins.
>>335921396
Just play the games? You can ask /jp/ or whatever or just check the wiki on recommended play order for shmup beginners. There are a few fun fighters you could try too. After that just read lots of official manga and doujins I guess, you'll catch on eventually.
play the games
>>335922225
I just went there to get the link for OP but it turns out the official games' download links are gone.
>>335921396
You don't.
http://moriyashrine.weebly.com/classic-era-th6th95.html
>>335922518
>fighters
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>335921396
Just look for cute pictures and porn.
Why do you ask /v/?
>>335922787
No they aren't. See >>335924043
>>335921396
Patchouli a shit
you just obsess over fanart of one dimensional characters for eternity
>>335924180
Better than the actual games
>>335921396
I got into it around a year ago by basically playing all the main games (and the fighting ones) from the start. I wouldn't usually advance onto the next game until I at least beat the game on easy or something similar.
Why is this thread still being made everyday?
If you want imagedump, go to /c/ or /jp/
memorize everything, read fuck-old spellcard help threads/search shit on touhou forums, play other shmups for fucks sake this is a genre 2hu isnt the onl;y fuckwerhing thinjrmntnmkty
>>335925920
Is it time to let out those hot opinions? Because I realize I'm enjoying SWR much less than IaMP.
>>335925920
Someone might burn you on a stake.
>>335926106
But there are hardly any images being posted...
>>335925920
I agroo
>>335926337
>implying that's not what OP wanted
>trying to 1cc EoSD last night
>play absolutely awful and fail to make it past stage 5
Having a bad day in game is the worst.
How big is touhou in japan?
>>335926818
Post more Marisa
like overwatch, the porn is only thing worth getting into in Touhou
/r/ the webm with blue haired girl playin mario and her tits bounce every time she jumps. shit makes a D diamonds
gameplaywise its just casual bullet hell where you learn the pattern to score
>>335927047
gameplay?
>>335926914
I don't have anymore on my phone. Sorry anon.
>>335927463
Post anything cuteor lewd
When's /soku/?
BIG TOUHOU BUTTS
>>335921396
S N I F F ! ! !
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>>335927047
>like the lore
>like the music and arranges
>like the sidegames and fangames
>people either only talk about shmup or cuteposting
Suffering.
>>335927536
Cat
>faggots pretending they like feet
fuck off already, someone that actually has a fetish for them doesn't like that pic on the OP
>>335928598
>You will never have 9 fluffy tails to cuddle
>>335928654
Oh, you'd rather see wrinkly disgusting callused feet?
>>335928405
I beat 3 of them on hard dont really see the point in playing much harder than that
the music and fan art is pretty god tier tho
>>335928654
Foot fetish is a spectrum.
OPs pic is okay, not very good though I'll agree.
>>335921396
those naked feet are sexual. i want to suck on those feet.
>>335928789yes
Touhou is NOT pokemon.
fuck off.
>>335921396
>Too small to use as desktop background
Suffering
>>335929249
>posting in the wrong thread
>posting in the wrong board>being wrong
Three strikes, you're out.
>>335929342
Touhou isn't allowed on /v/.
>>335929072
>texture lacking freak
>>335929249
But what about Puppet Dance Performance?
Just play the games in order.
>>335924180
Oh fuck you you quadruple autist. OP sounded like he had zero experience with it, may have never tried a shmup before for all I know. I love the genre but it's fine that the Touhou franchise has gotten bigger then that. If anyone ever made a good Touhou+Ace Combat flight fighter game or even an RTS or whatever I'd be happy to give that a play as well. I offered some options for how to get into it which is often the hardest part for some big franchise. Once someone starts playing the stuff and gets into it they may try out more. Nobody starting today HAS to play them in release order like we did and that's fine.
>>335929072
I finished them all except LoLK and they are okay. Yeah, no further than Hard.
The reason I like them is the same with how there are many works that's not just porn or cutesy vomit, but yeah, can't deny those shit are more piopular.
>>335929528
Not Pokemon.
>>335929427
>it has multiple threads every day
>is videogames
>not allowed in /v/
>>335927993
Look at THIS side boob
>>335929530
I want a touhou to repeatedly step on my face with her naked soles.
>>335929427
You are not allowed on /v/
Why don't you move to superior and sexier Kancolle?
>>335929687
Because you never talk about the gameplay, just best girl.
>>335921396
Download a ten terabyte big OST collection
Read hundreds of 4komas, fanfiction, doujins and fanime to get a good grasp of the characters
Read a synopsis of every single game
Go to /jp/ and save as many funny pictures as you can
Never play any of the games because they are hard and kinda shitty
>>335929687
>another excuse for dumping cute pictures and memeposting
/jp/ exist for a reason, faglord
>>335929882
Welcome to /v/, where there is barely any video game discussion, is this your first day here?
>>335930056
yes.
>>335929951
Just read the porn so you can see them as slutty cumdumpster
>>335929829
Does Kancolle offer me several different games filled with fun to dodge danmaku, awesome music and badly-drawn art?
>>335929882
And? Touhou is videogames.
Besides, no one talks about who best girl is, we all already know that.
>best touhou is a guy
why live?
>>335928598
>>335927536
cute AND lewd!
>>335930236
Actually, best touhou is american
>>335930229
>Does Kancolle offer me several different games filled with fun to dodge danmaku, awesome music and badly-drawn art?
When all you talk about here is cute girls?
Why are 2hufags are so much in denial?
>>335930341
I want to impregnate that catgirl
>>335930229
No, but you can marry your fertile boatsluts and make pedorable boat children
![254caaa2bac60a480ce2f1951d7c3232[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jS6MIue.jpg "254caaa2bac60a480ce2f1951d7c3232[1].jpg")
>>335921396
Don't listen to >>335922356 or >>335924395 OP,you will become a filthy secondary.
Start by downloading EoSD and then playing on Normal.It might seem hard at first to get 1cc,so try to just clear it with continues at first.After a while you will improve naturally.If you still find it hard by then try downloading the hitbox patch to make it a little easier.All the other games have so its not such a big deal.
Feel free to take breaks or trying other games if you feel burned out or tilted to unwind,but don't quit playing altogether.
And most importantly...have fun!
>>335930456
is that a no
>>335930549
>EoSD and then playing on Normal.It might seem hard at first to get 1cc
I can't even get past the maid slut with all continues
>>335930456
>didn't even answer my question
Rude.
>>335930549
>Feel free to take breaks or trying other games if you feel burned out
Hey, >>335921396, pay attention to this, this guy's right. Being frustrated is only going to make you a worse player, so do remember to take breaks every now and then.
>>335930505
Chen is for cuddles and being a daughter/little sister!
I want to do nasty things to patchy
>2hu are games with good gameplay they said
>they only talk about how much they want to fuck the 2hus
>shiposting thread everyday
>they hijack threads even the shmup ones
>at one point even collaborating with boatfags in hijacking threads
Name one thing about 2hu that isn't cancer.
I want to impregnate Keine while holding hands in the missionary position
>>335930229
>Does Kancolle offer me several different games filled with fun to dodge danmaku, awesome music and badly-drawn art?
Don't forget stuff like fighting games, pokemon rip-offs etc.
Kancolle is just babby's first corporate bag of whores.
>>335930907
touhou
>>335930907
shitposters will always shitpost
here's a (You)
>>335930907
>2hu are games with good gameplay they said
but that's true, jackass
>they hijack threads even the shmup ones
you stupid shits try to hijack our threads too, go fuck yourself
>at one point even collaborating with boatfags in hijacking threads
yeah that never happened
almost worse than MLP
>>335930549
>>335930802
You're probably OP who just want an excuse to make a Touhou thread, otherwise you 're dense if you think OP genuinely want to get into Touhou as he already know and he just want a Touhou thread.
This kind of thread is made everyday.
Just dump some cute Touhou pictures and be done with it.
I want a good touhou thread.
>>335921396
>go to g.e-hentai
>type touhou in search
>apply
Done.
I wish these games weren't garbage bullet hells, that autistic shit isn't fun.
Last one I played was UFO, which I wasn't that into
Played almost all the ones before it
My question is, which games that came out after UFO are good?
>>335930728
that's the fifth stage, it's supposed to be hard.
You got that far, you can do it!
disregard the mainline games
bullet hells and fightan games are boring
go play the spin-offs
so many fangames sweet jesus
Listen to Jazz remixes of the soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKJrxY-VrgA
>Suck at the games
>Wind up sticking with looking at the characters, music, and occasional side game as a result
I don't even care if this makes me a "secondary"
Fun > ripping my hair out trying to 1CC or even clear in a genre I suck at to avoid being referred to in an arbitrary term used by retards thinking they're better than someone else because they do slightly more than an average fan.
>>335931384
>not exhentai
>>335921396
go to sadpanda and search through the touhou tag along with whatever fetishes you like
there, now you're into touhou
I got into Touhou by getting in to Patchouli
![Strange Art[Misdirection].webm](https://i.imgur.com/s9pjqlT.jpg "Strange Art[Misdirection].webm")
>>335930728
We've all been there anon,which section are you having trouble with?Padkuya's stage requiries you to misdirect(Standing still while aimed bullets are thrown at you and then dodging before they hit you) quite a lot,especially in her midboss spellcard.Here is an example of misdirection.
>>335931251
Fuck you,I want to talk about video games.You can't tell me what to do.Also I am not OP.
>>335931513
They are quite fun, however. You shouldn't give up so easily.
>>335931348
Rule of thumb number 1: If a Touhou thread is made early in the day, 9 times out of 10 it's going to be a shitposting thread.
So either roll with it or leave and wait until later.
>>335931417
Double Dealing Character is pretty much the best 2hu shmup of them all, so go play that one. Impossible Spell Card is also awesome. Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom is a "love it or hate it" deal so you'll have to play it yourself to determine whether it's good or not.
>>335921396
Obviously start with 6.
>>335931706
Understood. Thank you.
Guys
The porn
>>335931706
Everyone knows SA is the best one to start with
>>335931697
>They are quite fun, however.
To you, not to me.
>You shouldn't give up so easily.
I tried different ones for over a couple months, fuck you.
>>335931427
Thank you anon, I was expecting to get told to git gud.It's a shame she's the one causing trouble, I kinda like her
Are there any good translated rpg fangames that aren't labyrinth of touhou or pokemon romhacks?
>>335931886
if this thread gets moved to /trash/ I'll post some
>>335931639
>he thinks exhentai is only for loli
>>335929829
I'm torn between Kancolle and Senran.
They are all delicious.
>>335931956
There's Touhou Mother if you like the Mother series.
>>335932093
Not a Mother fan at all, but I might check it out anyway because I'm starved for games. Thank you.
>>335931946
everybody likes Sakuya
>>335931917
He didn't ask for a game to start with, though.
>>335931956
Genius of Sappheiros
go play it NOW
>>335931956
Genius of Sappheiros is pretty fun.
>He doesn't own any soft touhous
>>335932171
i dont like sakuya
>>335931886
cant post porn thread will get borked
>>335932247
liar
>>335932001
Okay, just lewds.
I'm sure they are fine.
>>335931886
>>335932217
>>335932204
Woah that looks rad. Thank you!
>>335932246
because the one i want is 4 times standard retail price on all websites
>>335932341
More.
>>335932341
Dude..
>>335932291
well ok she's a better protag than sanae
1. Always Pretend you played the games and beat it on the Hardest difficulties
2. Select your favorite girl and call every other girl a shit
3. Argue about it on /jp/
>>335932459
But everyone is a better protag than Sanae
![11863955895_6618ae3eaa_b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IKeUe6s.jpg "11863955895_6618ae3eaa_b[1].jpg")
>>335932171
I like Patchouli better myself.
>>335932341
Lame.
Post your waifu, quick!
>>335932204
>>335932217
>Yukari isn't an available character
Disappointing.
CLOWNPIECE HAS LANDED
>>335932498
only marisafags do that shit, tho, and no one likes them
>>335932571
well that doesn't mean you dislike Sakuya
>>335932636
CLAIMED
>>335932636
No.
i never understood why people call it a 1cc
isnt the point to not use a continue, so shouldnt it be a 0cc?
>>335932498
For me it's
1. Play the games on the hardest difficulty
2. Treasure my wife and tell futo and marisafags to fuck off
3. Try to talk about something on /jp/ that isn't a cancer general and get it deleted or banned because the shitty mods are a bunch of entitled little bitches.
>>335932659
>>335932767
Post more Clownpiece!
>>335932803
because it's actually 1 credit clear
>>335932639
Hijiri is so it's fine.
Is anyone going to link gameplay or something?
>>335932636
No.
>>335932768
No.
>>335932809
Talk about your waifu here
I'm sure she is wonderful
>>335932636
Claimed
>>335932767
>best 2hu vocalist turned herself into a memeI like the song though.
>>335932803
It's because of how the term originated. 1cc = 1 credit clear, or winning the game using only one coin (you didn't continue after losing because you didn't lose, so you only used 1 coin to beat the game). And the term stuck around even when it wasn't technically correct anymore.
>>335928654
The fuck you on about? That artist is incredibly popular from what I've seen in feet threads here, I personally think it's amazing. Don't pretend you can reach any kind of consensus when talking about a fetish nigger
>>335932869
>not flat chested
Fuck off with your oppai loli shit.
>>335932935
Perfection
>>335932636
Claimed
I'll see you nerds in /jp/ or /trash/
>>335932636
Claimed
>>335932803
The credit you are suing is already well.. a credit.
>>335933003
well that makes more sense, i always thought it was referring to continues
>>335932869
Post more Patchy
>>335933192
I want to penetrate Patchy
>>335933192
No oppai loli allowed. All 2hus are canonically flat as a board. ALL OF THEM. Straight out of ZUN's beer filled mouth. or just look at his official art.
>>335932767
WURNENG
PUA MERODEE
BURREGE
>>335932659
>>335932767
>>335933165
Who is this clown and why it makes my dick diamonds?
Get in the bath, you shitty human.
>>335933124
DINDU NUFFIN
>>335933276
>Yukari
>Flat
>>335933192
>>335933192
Place your bets!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10083399
Nitori is shortAya has wingsMomiji has dog ears
>>335933378
yes, "all of them" means yukari too
>>335933276
>>335933276
Then post flat Patchy
>clownpiece
>>335933276
You forgot Yuugi
![c31491a1bfdb255c1ae0734ca87b2aee[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gzU6tEu.jpg "c31491a1bfdb255c1ae0734ca87b2aee[1].jpg")
>>335933308
you're not my mom
>>335933424
Last one isn't canon you dumb awooposter
>>335932935
Come back later, this particular thread is not for you.
>>335933472
also flat, that's not official art
>>335933457
thanks for proving me right i guess
Which toehoe has the most suckable feet?
>>335933407
Hey, /jp/ is kinda okay.
What do you think about this pic?
>>335933407
Goddamn do I hate the new design of strawpoll. So unnecesary, too. What was so wrong with the old design that they had to change it?mods ain't doing nothing
>>335933591
i thought this was supposed to be a bullet hell game
Fuck off, weebs.
>>335921396
Like 98% of gaijin 2hu fans don't play the games.
>>335933443
Yeah, nah.
>>335933591
looks like people taking creative liberties with characters they don't own and slapping tits where they don't need to be
>>335933651
It is, a lot of artists focuses more of their favorite characters, just look at Pixiv.
>>335921396
The games are pure shit. Just fap to the characters or whatever like everyone else, but don't try to pretend the games are even remotely worth playing.
>>335933585
>Make a thread about Marisa
>Get it deleted because it's not waifucirclejerking
>kinda okay
I SAID POST MORE
PATCHY
A
T
C
H
Y
FLAT OR BIG TITTIES IT DOESN'T MATTER
>>335933591
i´ll switch games to swimming in a fucking day if pools would look like this. this picture literally needs a dick
>>335933494
Your mom wouldn't dress up for you like this if you were too sick to go to school.
>>335925920
My amigo of good taste
>>335933591
Not usually a Reimu guy but damn.
>Shibayan is releasing a new album
>It's another bossa nova
>>335933715
http://en.touhouwiki.net/images/1/14/Th105Yukari.png
official art from the wiki, linked just for you so you can't claim i shooped it. She's fucking flat. Deal with it.
I miss when we could actually have Touhou threads without dedicating shitposters fucking them up.
Been a long time.
>>335933915
>non-ZUN art
>canon
>>335933929
>>335934007
oh fuck off sokufag, those threads were extra cancerous because of all the shitskins you allowed in
>>335933771
"Kinda"
>>335933915
That doesn't look flat, but it certainly isn't the fat disgusting cowtits she's commonly drawn with.
>>335922787
why doesn't she wear shoes
>>335933915
>Official art
>Consistent
This is also official art.
>>335921396
6 then 5 then 7 then whatever else you want, but you may stop there. Go for the normal difficulty 1cc, if you manage to do it you'll know the games are for you, but don't be discouraged if it takes you a while, it IS hard.
>>335933835
what kind of shit mom did you have?
>>335934067
she likes giving guys boners
>>335933779
>>335934069
Forgot the image.
>>335934028
>non-ZUN art
YOU are a smalltime secondary.
>>335934007
Wait until later. Touhou threads early in the day tend to look like this.
>>335933994
>all those optionsPost them
>>335933779
Fuck off
Take this thread to /e/ fucking faggots
/v/ is for fucking video games you lousy niggers
>>335934065
>Oh no, artists give a motherly character a big chest! Why-ever would they do that?
>>335934059
Adding salt to the injury
>>335934246
No
>>335934186
>implying that Yukari art was drawn by ZUN
And I'm the secondary?
Clownpiece is garbage.
>>335934246
/v/ was never specifically about fucking video games, pic related was the norm, and everyone loved it. people didnt rage at tripfags like all the newfags we have now.
>>335934268
What's motherly about Yukari?
>>335933994
Say you choose Crucifixion Play, what can you do to her while she's there?
Is it just an animation you admire, or can you interact with her further?
Reisen is for _______
>>335934268
>2hu characters
>motherly
>>335934397
Endless shitposting
>>335934397
rape
>>335934397
impregnating
>>335934268
>motherly cute animu character + big breasts
would make a baby with/5
>>335921396
>Thread is not a iromeki overdrive thread
You get into touhou by play 6 up to the last game.
>>335934397
Throwing away because literally every other rabbit is better.
>>335934425
>>335934349
Fun ironic creative posting =/= shallow /a/ waifuposting
>>335933276
>reimu
>sanae
>sakuya
>reisen
>wakasagihime
>yatsuhashi
>seija
>raiko
>ringo
>sagume
>flat
>>335934397
Youmu to hug
>>335934395 (cont.)
The confusion stems from how common foot fetishism is in the first place -- it is often blended with other fetishes. People who don't understand the appeal to feet end up only getting exposure to the "weird" versions of foot fetishism: smelly feet, dirty feet, giantess feet, feet smothering, wrinkly feet, calloused feet, sock smelling, bdsm feet (with the male being submissive), etc.
I just think most people who are into feet either don't realize it...because it doesn't resemble what they're used to seeing foot fetishism as -- what the "creepy" vocal minority display it as. Lastly, they probably just don't give a shit enough to go "MY GOD I LOVE THOSE FEET" and just keep it to themselves. Who knows for sure though.
Because you get footfaggots like >>335929165
and >>335929173 and the cycle repeats itself.
>>335934425
>>335934370
Yukari is literally the grandmother of Gensokyo.
>>335934349
Whatever. You have /jp/ and a bunch of shit boards to post your touhou cancer. How dare you make threads here.
>>335934397
fucking off to /jp/
>>335934370
Dunno why he says that, but Yukari has always had a sort of mature vibe compared to some of the cast.
>>335934545
yep
if they have titties it's fanart and not canon
>>335934395
>>335934572
Nobody cares you fucking nerd.
Just use this magnet link. It has TH01 all the way to TH14
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:6656b3fa61eb4f26c149b159db35a58ad97e601f&dn=Touhou%20Project&tr=http%3a%2f%2fopen.nyaatorrents.info%3a6544%2fannounce
>>335934572
>wrinkly feet
Feet don't wrinkle unless you've been wading in water.
>>335934630
you are wrong
>>335934507
Post more feet
>>335921396
This is not video games. Delete this
>>335934535
the point is that there were no fucking rules to dictate what you could and couldn't post, the rules page was a joke and was never enforced because this is 4chan and nobody cared.except for the one about no beastiality/cp/etc because that's illegal
>>335934584
Its not the shitposters fault.
/v/s awful janitors are to blame.
>>335934592
Granny hat.
>>335934660
No. Touhou are pleb shit.
