What game are you confident you could beat 90% of the rest of /v/ at?
Puzzle Bobble
TF2, no question.
SS13, but only because I doubt even 5% of /v/ have ever played it.
>>335888967
probably everything but fighter games, you guys fucking blow at video games.
>>335889216
SS13 is great.I have a bad habit of just fucking around and getting BWOINK'd.Rail is a shitter
Dota 2
Jak and Daxter (speed wise)
HearthstoneHalo 3
Monopoly. the hat is unbeatable
>>335888967
Any Graviteam Tactics game.
Combat Mission
IL2 1946
Red Orchestra 1&2
Midtown Madness.
Anything thats heavily relies on cooperating with your teammates against the other team. Like Siege.
tic tac toe
The Game
>>335889647
I can never get matchmaking to find games any more after trying for hours on multiple days
gears
>>335888967
dark souls
Mkx
>>335888967
Insurgency and Overwatch
Chess.
Chess. None of you retards have the intelligence required go toe to toe with rank #7 on chess.com, you'd rather just use overpowered weapons and techniques on video games to compensate for your lack of proper moment to moment comprehension.
Dwarf Fortress
>Magicka: Wizard Wars.
Might have to train up a little, but I was pretty good back then.
I could probably beat 99% of /v/ in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive.
>>335888967
Quake, ya'll niggas casual
Wargame red dragon or men of war assault squad 2
>>335889836
>>335889880
you two faggots should play each other
>>335888967
getting laid
giving a disappointing blowjob
>>335889216
Came here to post this.I could only tolerate playing goon but I'm burned 100% out of that game and haven't touched it in a month. Thank fucking God.
>>335888967
dark souls 2
PES 6.
i'd beat all the americans at least
>>335888967
Pokemon, but only because all the competitive shitters moved to /vp/
>>335888967
I don't play multiplayer games anymore, so I wouldn't know.
Used to be a god in Halo 2, but that was years ago.
>>335888967
Life.
>>335890094
>he plays PES instead of FIFA
GunZ.
>>335888967
Arma 3. Red Orchestra 2. Insurgency.
Honestly pretty much any shooter, I'm really good at them for some reason. I'm always the top scoring person on my team, and almost always manage to win unless I just have a terrible team.
>>335888967
Ape escape 3.
Soul Calibur 2/4
Let's go faggots
>>335888967
Divekick
Mario Party 4
DDR
Donkey Konga
>>335889978
M:WW has such a steep learning curve than anyone who's played a few days completely tramples a fresh player
>>335888967
Piloting aircraft in GTA games, since I always see people bitch and complain about them. So I assume most of /v/ is shit at flying. Hell, most of /v/ is shit at GTA games in general.
I never had a problem with flying planes or helicopters in those games. Completed Demolition Man, the Zero Missions, Flying School, and other missions that involve planes easily.
Counterstrike, most people here pretend to be quakefaggots and always cry about RNG
Minesweeper and Smite.
>>335890348
>Smite
Nah mate I'd eat you alive using Cupid
Metal Gear Online 3
>>335890367
Maybe, but 90% of /v/ won't.
>>335890198
You kstyling scum can't handle my dagger skills.
csgo
top 7'th percentile at the game vs a board filled to the brim with people shit at vidya
Tetris
IIDX
maybe Gran Turismo
>>335890464
I'm actually shotgun style ;^)
>>335890265
You're absolutely right.
Still, I could play with the top ladder players and wreck some of them 1on1.
I even won second league of an unofficial tourney.
Good times. I'm sad it's over.
Overwatch and make it 100% senpai
A fistfight
SC2 ZvZ
I'll cheese my way through all of you cunts and win within 4 minutes
>>335890208
>Red Orchestra 2
I beg to differ faggot
>>335890208
>>335890605
fight me nerds
>>335890491
your ass is destroyed if you pick a game everybody plays. i guess you think you´re a pro in Dota too :^)
>>335889632March is that you?
I could beat literally everyone on /v/ at Chivalry and I know I could outparse anyone here in FFXI.
>>335890536
Err what? As in double shotgun? Doesn't that only work in quests? Are revolvers not a thing anymore?
>>335890581
I doubt it, everyone on /v/ is 2 meters tall and muscled according to height threads
>>335890129
Now we're just waiting for you as well
>>335890763
I thought /v/ was between 1.75 and 2 meters tall and has <65 kg
Day of Defeat Source or Red Orchestra 2. Maybe CSGO, though a lot of other people said that so they might be as good or better. Also racing games in general, Forza to Mario Kart, doesn't matter.
trick question OP
/v/ doesn't play video games
>>335890832
Yurop pls.
>>335888967
devil's third
third strike and melee
I'll take on any of you casual faggots for any amount of money
niggers acting like shit like assfaggots or shooters take skill
>>335890753
Never heard of s-style?
starcraft, masters
dota 2, 5k
osu!
Xenoblade X
>>335891010
>Smash Bros
>skill
>>335890597
SC1, I'll cheese ya so hard within the first 2 minutes of the game m8
>>335888967
Nioh if it ever gets PvP
Any Lightgun shooter.
1v1, No Items, Fox Only, Final Destination
>>335891020
What rank are you in Osu!
Probably nothing. I'm not good at anything.
Wordbase
>>335890557
>I'm good at an """"""""" FPS""""""""" that gves you insta kill abilities
Wew lad you are so hardcore
>>335891095
any
amount
of
money
you would get fucking raped
>>335891010
>melee
>>335888967
GunZ. I was pretty good back in...fuck I don't even remember the year. All I know is that I took mad shits on donor fags.
>>335890464
And you're my fucking nigga. D-style for life.
>>335890536
>>335890753
Double shotgun was basic K-style because lmao pbs, but revolvers never went away.
Assuming you hit all your shots, revolvers always took a shit on someone using shotguns of equal level/strength. It's just that shotguns have spread and revolvers, while the second most accurate gun in the game, also have retarded spread. So it's a gun with "If I hit you, I'm going to murder you. But first I have to hit you" as a design choice. Revolvers are stronger, but shotguns were always far more reliable.
Also MGs with ammo packs is literally the only way to quest. People bitch about HP sponge bosses but never played Gunz and did the quests. That shit was fucking retarded.
>>335891185my wrist is dead and I haven't been able to play in a long time
here is representation of my skill at its peek
https://youtu.be/Yl6uj3UubWA?t=182 (3min onwards)
http://osu.ppy.sh/u/1019213#_general profile
cs:go
cs 1.6
quake 3 arena
soul calibur 1
halo 1
i could beat 99% of /v/
>>335891095
>Melee
>not the most skill intensive fighter to date.
And I don't even play Melee competitively. Keep denying it though scrub.
Any chess video game
I'd beat 100% of you.
Digimon Rumble Arena
>>335891457
>tfw i used to cheat in online chess matches by having the opponent play against a chess program at highest difficulty
Arma II DayZIts a standoff
>>335888967
My best games would be twitch shooters i guess and i'm only above average at those so none.
>only games I was ever good at I haven't played in months/years
drunken robot pornography and soulcalibur 5 if this was early 2015 and mount and blade napoleonic wars if this was 2013
DCS WorldSu-33
>>335890243
>Soul Calibur 4
Fuck me, if I still had a copy I would carve your asshole apart with Nightmare
If STALKER had a mode that was just the story but NPCs were players I'd probably do quite well.I mainly play single player games and speed runs are for turbonerds
>>335890692
>thinking you could beat me at chivalry
bitch please I bet you're a 360 noscope zweohander faggot and I bet you've never even played the original Age Of Chivalry HL2 mod
>>335891634
of all the people in this thread you're the one fooling himself the hardest
Project Justice
>>335891624
>Nightmare
Oh boy, gl getting styled on by Talim m8.
>video like 3:30 of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTBjyXEdX9c shows a fairly standard level of power for a caster ship
>pic related is just turning everything into bullet hell with each projectile dealing high damage
I'm not even good at piloting this and I don't see an easy way to beat it. Except for maybe spamming heat weapons, since heat management the only stat of this ship that is somewhat good rather than ridiculously jacked.
>>335891665
You're right, I am a 360 noscope everything wielder and I haven't played AoC.
I could literally ruin you with a flail.
>>335891707
>mfw getting matched with anyone who played Talim
They're a rare species but no one plays that chick unless they know how to school motherfuckers blindfolded.
>>335891772
>never played AoC
not even worth my fucking time
>>335891772
>>335891863
would you two faggots fight already
do it and post results
>>335891835
My love for her when I first played two fueled my endless grinding.
I could probably even manage with Yoshi still.
Fuck I loved fighting Taki/Cervantes spammers with him.
>>335891863
I never played much CoD 4 online either, but I ruin everyone I fight in MW2.
AoC looks terrible anyway.
The 800m dash
Couple of flight sims and Wargame series even if I am little bit rusty
Counter Strike, Battlefield and Unreal Tournament.
Bw, sc2, w3, aoe2
>>335889708
get the fuck out of middle school
>>335892007
what races do/did you play in each?
>>335891926
I'm in bed
I was literally going to get out of bed to duel this bitch boy but he never even played AoC and thinks he's hot shit
I'm literally not even going to get out of bed for this bitch nigga
I bet I could kill him with the sling lmao
deadspace speed runs
>>335891371
Oh jesus, my friend who is far better than I am at Osu! Is only at rank 7k
>>335890668
No
>>335888967
sex
>>335892215
That's right, you've never lost your viginity to anyone.
>>335889997
I am the 1%
>>335892281
That was uncalled for and ice fucking cold.
>>335889216
>Beat
Clowns and murderhobos should leave forever.
Dota 2
Age of Empires 2
Any platformer
QL, TF2, CS:GO
Melee, PM, SF4
Mario Kart, Rocket League
>>335892174
I'm not sure I understand that sentence
>>335892281
nice
>>335892384
The guy that I know, who is godlike in my eyes, is lower rank than you at your prime.
>>335889405
Admins need to better embrace mucking about.
>>335892281
FUCKING
NUKED
melee
come see my falco
Waifu-simulator 2016. I bet y'all niggas never even got the class president to invite you to her house.
>>335890036
>in a month
See you in a couple of weeks.
>>335892448
lower rank is better you know
it means you are closer to top
my rank has been in decline ever since I stopped playing, I don't remember what I was at my top. 7k is really good.
>>335892182
tiem for webms
>>335888967
Waiting game
>>335889216
havent played for ages but im sure I can outrobust you son, with me bare hands
>>335892149
Every single person on the planet believes he is the single best CTR player that has ever lived.
>>335892524
I'llalmostbeat you withSamus
fight me
>>335892524
LMAO ok shitter I'm ranked #2 in the PR in my state
>>335892542
Fuck me, it's late I meant lower as in numerically higher, but positionally lower.
Any Halo before 4 and most Call of Duty's.
Also Dead or Alive 5.
Boo hoo.
>>335888967
quake team fortress
>>335892524
I'll fucking wreck you a new birdhole with my Sheik/Marth
Unless the 28 people that are ahead of me in the Voobly AoE2 ladder come to /v/. I'm pretty confident that I could beat 99.9% of people here at AoE2.
Rust
There's probably none, I mostly play csgo now, but I'm not that good, DMG-LEM rank.
Maybe Call of Duty 4, I played a decent amount of that years ago and since /v/ is getting younger there's a good chance some of them never played it.
>>335892716
Sticks and stones RIGHT NOW
LETS GO
>>335892676
Now you are really confusing me. I don't think I've ever been rank 7k or better. I'm fairly sure your friend is a lot better than me.
>>335892573
>tfw outflanking MG shitters
NBA 2k10-17.
i wouldn't need a super team either.
you would need to know actual basketball to have a chance against me, which most people on /v/ don't have a deep sports IQ.
i could probably beat 90% of /v/ in actual basketball too.
>>335892583
>tfw can out shoot a pack of fluke ops or a sec team, but God help me if it turns into a close quarters fight
Granted, I think I've finally figured out the art of CQC robustfu and it's
>>335892990
>a deep sports IQ.
/sp/ pls
>>335892896
Damn I'm sorry. I guess I should sleep then, mind is fucking with me.
>>335888967
WolfET, UT'04, or GunZ. I put so much time into those games that it's unreal, excuse the pun.
>>335890208
Red orchestra 2
Well pilgrim...
>>335891998
On that note, the 200/400m dash. I'm good at bursting with the grace of a gazelle when people don't expect it and think they're gonna outrun me.
Paxman dx, pacman ce, super pacman, donkey kong, donkey kong jr, pokken.
>>335889880
>>335889836
Do you guys do the "I can switch my rook and king" or "your pawn is dead because I went behind it diagonally" cheating?
>>335893256
No, they're just the way the game is played.
Besides, you're castling. How cool is that?
>>335892990
I've played basketball for ten years now buddy, good luck with that
All of them.
>>335893564
this desu
100% Orange Juice.
Let's fucking go
Rise of Incarnates.
Too bad it got shut down last December; less than a year after launch.
Now I play EXVSFB which I love with all my heart, but am significantly worse at.
>>335892589
Not me in video but I've done it in 1:13:20 so just below world record. Dare you to find better CTR player than me niga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrB3SoNtM30
I want to say World of Tanks, but only the best would stick that out for any amount of time and anyone on /v/ still playing it is almost certainly much better than me.
I was in top 10 indicted list for a long time in first one and lost basically 1 out of 100 matches if they were 1 on 1.
I'm not that good at others tho
>>335894256
>Too bad it got shut down last December; less than a year after launch.
How is that even possible?
Gears of War.Any of them.
>>335894425
The world record holder
What do I win, loli?
CSGO probably
Kirby Air Ride
Sonic Adventure 2
>>335890264
>Mario Party 4
You're on
Pic related2312 Hours
Fap hero
Y'all motha fuckas got NOTHIN on me
>>335888967
The game of life.
I'm swole, i'm rich, i'm beautiful, my dick is huge, you're pretty much all ants compared to me.
lol jk i'm a nobody haha
>>335894893
Nigga please I've edged for eight hours before.
>>335888967
CS:GO
>>335894771
>Expand as France
>Expand as China
>Expand as Japan
>Expand as Inca
>Expand as X ad infinitum
Is there more to this game other than blobbing? I don't get how I can get more enjoyment out of this.
>>335888967
The game of love.
Q3A
>>335895116
Helping small irrelevant powers to blob is really fun.
Kirby's air ride :^)
>>335894585
A number of factors
>A horrible early access launch, with characters costing real money and having no other way to obtain them
This was fixed within a few weeks, and later on the currency rewards for leveling characters were so absurd it was easy to unlock every character if you played a variety of them. But the damage had already been done and the game was cursed with a "Mixed" steam ratio, driving away further potential players.
>DX11-only despite being an F2P game, cutting off poorfags
>optimization issues as well (although the game was mostly flawless for my mediocre system at the time)
>The genre was niche in the first place due to being incredibly teamwork-heavy
Shitters don't do that, so if you weren't the kind of person (like me) who loved playing the game win-or-lose, partner-or-solo, it could be a frustrating experience.
>condemned by the existing western VS playerbase for being a simplified version of EXVSFB
After playing both, I agree that it was a more simple experience, but it held plenty of merit of its own.
Also in pic related that bump in the middle of the year is when it left Early Access.
Now there is literally not a chance in hell we'll ever get a VS game on PC again.
>>335895316
My love for vidya.
I have /v/ beat.
>>335888967
Rocksmith 2014
>>335895116
Multiplayer.
>>335888967
Dark Souls 2. Iron Keep Bridge.
>>335895116
It's fun if you have some goal set and you start as a small minor that has to fight for survival in initial stages of the game.
>>335896654
Honestly, I almost always play as a small country because I hate managing a billion provinces. But it still ends up being about blobbing to the best of my ability.
>>335889632
I only play CM: shockforce
3rd strike
You're all scrubs
>>335892002
Fuck off Patton
>>335897220
And 3rd strike almost killed fighting games, and put SF into a near 10 year coma.
The parry mechanic was the biggest mistake Capcom has ever made.
>>335888967
Planetside 2
>>335893020
>target groin
>use push
>target mouth
>use punch
>all while running around like a blind spastic high on Ritalin
Homeworld 2
Realistically i could trash probably 80-90% of you losers at mvc2, any fifa game, any battlefield game, and dark souls.
>>335888967
1080 Snowboarding
I was a god at that game.
Madden NFL 16, can't beat me as the Packers
>>335898252
yeah, the fudge packers maybe lmao
>>335888967
taking the biggest shits
my ass is looser than your mother's vag
