IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE WE DID ONE OF THESE, AND I KNOW IT'S NOT FRIDAY BUT WHO CARES
IT'S TIME FOR A THURSDAY NIGHT OTOME THREAD AND TONIGHT'S SPECIAL PROMISES TO BE A REAL DOOZY
THE GAME IS ASAGO ACADEMY, AND THE BOYS SHOULD SEEM A BIT... FAMILIAR
REMEMBER, CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR TRUE LOVE
I GUESS THIS IS THE MC
>>335856634
>dat art
What is this heresy
Nigger we had this thread like 2 days ago.
>JAPAN
>>335856634
THURSDAY NIGHT IS NOT FRIDAY NIGHT OTOME THREAD NIGHT
I CANNOT SUPPORT THIS COURSE OF ACTION
>>335856814
>>335856849
SPEAK UP FAGGOTS
I'M READY, THIS BETTER NOT BE AS SHIT AS THAT COMPUTER GAME ONE
I MISS THE TRUE OTOME THREADS FROM YEARS PASTSHIT AINT OFFICIAL UNTIL SOMEONE POSTS THE PASTA
>>335857143
LOOK AT THIS CAKEBOY WITH HIS FANCY BOOK LEARNING
/v/-TIER SOCIAL SKILL RIGHT HERE
>>335857232
>>335857334
ARE WE A KEEBLER ELF OR IS THIS TRAIN TEN METERS WIDE?
Lamest live stream I've ever seen.
>capslock = comedy gold
>>335857427
ARE THEY IN KOREA
>>335857427
THE SEA OF JAPAN
WHICH IS NEAR JAPAN. WHICH IS WHERE I AM. THIS GAME IS SET IN JAPAN, BY THE WAY.
My experience with women who play these things has been a sample size of about 5, across 12 years. They have without fail, been the oiliest, most autistic and arguably least desirable women I have ever encountered. I am now 26 years old, and have the misfortune of working with one. I am near my breaking point and am on the edge of just saying that adults are talking next time she "nyaa"s into a conversation between myself and co-workers, about work no less, in which she is neither invited or capable of bringing anything into said conversation. I believe she does this because she is visibly thirsty as fuck, and if she would take a shower, read a fucking book and think thoughts internally instead of externally she might get laid and get the hints that literally ever man she "squeaks" up to is doing their very best to drop.
This has nothing to do with the thread really but man did it feel good to get off my chest.
Nobody cares, faggot.
We've had this exact thread multiple times already since it was released.
WHERE ARE THEIR SPRITES?
>>335857583
YOU'D SOUND LIKE LESS OF A PANSY IF YOU DIDN'T TYPE LIKE A FAG
>>335857617
SKIP TO THE FUCKING CHOICES NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS BORING SHIT
>>335857583
>real life weeb girls
Not even once
>>335857706
I AM FUCKING TIRED OF THIS TRAIN SCENERY
LITERALLY WHO IS THIS
>>335857783
YOU AND ME BOTH
>>335857901
GET RID OF THE SPRITES
>>335857901
ALL THIS WAIT FOR A MANLET?
>>335857583
>>335857681
HEY FUCK YOU DUDE, I LIKE THE WAY HE TYPES.
>>335857975
HE'S NOT LOOKING AT ALL
HE HAS HIS EYES CLOSED YOU DUMB BITCH
>>335856634
>that art style
HE DOESN'T STOP SPARKLING
>>335857568
JAPAN
JAPAN JAPAN
NIPPON
IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY A HIGHSCHOOL AND THIS IS REALLY A SLICE OF LIFE
>>335858306
BISHOUNEN EFFECT IN FULL THROTTLE
ALSO THE TRAIN IS STOPPING
THEN WE SHOW HIM OUR PAPERWORK, HE KNOWS OUR NAME AND THEN WE GOT OFF OF THE TRAIN
Are little Russian girls going to start fucking each other or something? This art style is giving such a vibe.
>>335858552
THE MC COULDN'T LOOK ANY MORE PROGRESSIVE HOLY SHIT
PLEASE DON'T TELL ME HE'S A "VAMPIRE"
BLAH BLAH BLAH WE EXPECTED EVERYTHING TO BE DIFFERENT BOO HOO
>>335858709
NO, IT'S WORSE
HE'S ANECELEB
Can you fug the boys
>>335857014
>the text describes something that doesn't appear in the actual graphic.
this is why vns are shit.
>>335858675
>white
>attractive
Stop promoting rape culture.
>>335858552
why is his eye so fucking low
>>335858740
OH RIGHT I FORGOT THIS GAME WAS ABOUT REAL PEOPLE
IT'S PRETTY FUCKING CREEPY ACTUALLY
SOME SWEATY OILED-UP FUJOSHIT PROBABLY WROTE IT IN BASEMENT
What are some otome games that vividly describe the sex scenes from they girls pov?
I need to know for science
>>335858781
MAYBE THEY'LL LET YOU ON THEIR YOUTUBE CHANNEL AS A PERMANENT MEMBER?
>>335858846
A BUNCH OF THEM KICKSTARTED ANOTHER FUJO TO DO IT
>>335858846
WHAT THE FUCK
THIS HAS TO BE STRAIGHT FROM TUMBLR RIGHT?
>>335856634
Is this the one with Jontron?
THEN WE GET LAUGHED AT FOR HAVING PINK HAIR
BUT IT'S NOT OUR FAULT APPARENTLY
TUMBLR HAIR IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
>>335858947YES
>>335858995
WHO'S SAYING THAT, NO ONE IS THERE
>>335858909
I'M HONESTLY NOT SURPRISED
>>335858924
STRAIGHT FROM SOME ANAL RECESS ON THE INTERNET WHERE CREEPY DATING VNs ABOUT REAL PEOPLE ARE TOTALLY FINE AND NOT FUCKING WEIRD
>>335858947
YEAH I THINK SOone of the guys fucking endorsed this shit, I remember seeing the video and just being disappointed
>>335858995
>Pink hair? Are you kidding me?
Check your cis privilege you fucking hair-colour-phobic piece of shit.
>>335859103
PRETTY SURE IT WAS PROJARED
AND HIS GIRLFRIEND COSPLAYS AS BITCHTITS MC PINKHAIR HERE
>>335858947
Oh god someone post all the boys then please
>>335859204
Found it.
>>335859183
her right arm looks like a fucking accordion
>>335858552
Hana a qt3.14. I would let her fuck me all night long.
>>335858639
OH NO HE GLITTERED
>>335858639
Is that supposed to be projared?
>>335859183
>his girlfriend cosplays as the MC
WOW THAT'S FUCKING META
>>335859467
I CAN'T EVEN TELL
>>335856926
>japan
baby vn fuck shit gay as FUCK
#TRIGGERED
>>335859274
WHY IS SHE A RABBIT
>>335859454
>>335859535
SO I GUESS THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE CONSTANT REFERENCES TO THE MC'S HAIR AS WELL AS JOKES ABOUT HER SEEMING LIKE A MAIN CHARACTER
BECAUSE THOSE ARE THE SIGNS OF A GREAT WRITER, RIGHT?
>>335859663
did you overdosed on zootopia porn?
>>335856926
1. Japan is a fucking shit country. I'll never understand why anyone even fantasize to live here.
2. Why the fuck are the normalboots guys in fucking Japan?
3. Who the fuck wants to date Jontron and his fucking crew?
>>335859620
THIS GIRL IS WEAK. YOU NEED A STRONG MAN IN YOUR VAGINA.
>>335856634
>The men
Eww. There better be a suicide ending. I dont want to fuck any of them.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>335859454
>>335859535
>>335859620
This girl is a total chode, every chance you have ignore her.
>>335859813
IT'S PINK AND GAY.
>>335859763
>1.
CAN'T ARGUE
>2.
BECAUSE FUJOSHIT WRITING IS ALWAYS CENTRALLY FOCUSED AROUND FUCKING JAPAN. THEY CAN'T THINK OF ANYWHERE ELSE BECAUSE ALL THEY WANT IS ANIME
>3.
BASEMENT-DWELLING FUJOSHIS THAT FEAR THE SUNLIGHT AND ESCAPE THEIR COFFIN AT NIGHT TO SUCK BLOOD UNDER THE MOONLIGHT OF COURSE.
>>335859895
DID SHE JUST IGNORE THAT?
>>335859454
WHATS WRONG WITH ITS EYES
>>335859813
What a little bitch.
WE'RE GOING TO THE FRONT DESK TO CHECK IN
>>335859895
HANA BANANA
>>335859968
>Look at how tan you got!
I didn't, I'm a fucking nigger, you dipshit.
>THOSE POSTERS
OH LAWD
>>335860042
WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING THIS FACE
:T
>>335859763
they don't fantasize about the actual japan but the anime japan
>>335860042
THIS DIALOGUE IS FUCKING ATROCIOUS
>>335860181
JAPAN, YOU FUCKHEAD! AND I'M GONNA SMOOCH YOUR AMERICAN ECELEBS HERE IN... Japan...
This is fucking stupid.
>>335860114
>FUJO POSTERS LITERALLY COVERING THE WALL NEXT TO THE TOP BUNK
SO I GUESS THAT'S OUR BUNK.
YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T HEARD OF IT BECAUSE I MADE IT UP
SUCH A HIPSTER
>>335860191
JUST IMAGINE ALL THE FLUFF GARBAGE WE'RE SKIPPING
WE WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL NOW WE TRANSFERRED
WE'RE GOING TO GO FOR JONTRON, RIGHT?
>>335860329
>Amaririsu
Pretty sure this place doesn't even exist. That, or it's a village with ten people.
OUR MUM MADE THIS STUPID ORIGAMI CRANE
SO JAPANESE RIGHT? THIS IS MADE WITH SPECIAL JAPANESE PAPER FOLDED OVER 1000 TIMES
>>335856634
OH MY GOD I'VE WAITED SO LONG
I'M HYPED FOR TRUE LOVE
>FAIRY LIGHTS
>>335860467
JESUS
FUCKING
:O
not video games
>27 IPs
pretty pathetic desu
>>335860467
>SO JAPANESE RIGHT? THIS IS MADE WITH SPECIAL JAPANESE PAPER FOLDED OVER 1000 TIMES
Actually, folding a thousand cranes will grant you any wish. So you're almost spot on with japanese culture there.
>>335860456
IT DOESN'T, WHAT A SURPRISE. THE SHITCUNT COULDN'T EVEN RESEARCH AN ACTUAL SMALL TOWN TO USE.
>>335860467
WHY THE FUCK DID WE BRING THAT CRANE TO SCHOOL. ALSO WAS THAT A SUBTLE TENSE SWAP OR AM I CRAZY?
Why does the protag look like a shitty transexual
When are we getting the ECH cock?
>>335860561
HOLY SHIT YOU FIGURED OUT THE MYSTERY THAT PEOPLE POST MORE THAN ONCE
GOOD JOB
>>335860651
THE BETTER QUESTION IS WHY A VN ABOUT E-CELEBS EXISTS
>>335860635
OKAY THIS IS STUPID I WANNA KILL MYSELF NOW.
OH I FIGURED OUT THAT THAT BOOK THING IS ACTUALLY A BUTTON
>>335860651
TUMBLR
>>335860609
>IT DOESN'T, WHAT A SURPRISE. THE SHITCUNT COULDN'T EVEN RESEARCH AN ACTUAL SMALL TOWN TO USE.
Nope, it's just a family of flowers. Not sure if this thing is trying to go for a gay story or straight story.
Oh shit, it's Asagao Academy.
Captcha: Select all images with trees
IS HE CUTE? SHE ASKS
>CAN'T NAME HER CUM BUM
FUCKING DROPPED
E-celeb threads are not allowed. Please follow the rules.
>>335860842
This is a VN though even if I don't want to admit it.
>>335860710
IF I WERE HANA I'D PROBABLY MAKE A NOOSE OUT OF MY USED TAMPONS AND KILL MYSELF HOLY SHIT SHE SOUNDS LIKE A FAGGOT
>>335860635
are we not going to talk about how that girl named Mai Sasaki looks like a random highschooler from america
>>335860693
>WHY A VN ABOUT E-CELEBS EXISTS
BECAUSE DESPERATION WILL MAKE WOMEN DO THINGS. THINGS LIKE: WRITE A FANFICTION ABOUT REAL EXISTING PEOPLE.
>>335860710
why is this so phonetically similar to ahegao academy
NOW WE'RE EATING
>>335861060
WHO'S HAIRCLIP BASED ON
OR IS SHE OC?
>>>335861060
I WANT TO DIE.
>>335861124
MOST LIKELY OC
>>335861060
Looks like the androgynous boy from steins gate with a darker complex.
I have no idea what I'm looking at, is this that VN about all those shitty streamers and youtubers?
WHEN DO WE GET TO FUCK THE E-CELEBS
CAN WE EVEN FUCK THE E-CELEBS
>>335861176
I CAN'T HEAR YOU BOY
JESUS THAT REALLY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE JARED
>>335861176
Yes. Yes it is.
>>335861248
He had the distinct features of him, so it had to be him. Even if it isn't as fucking obvious as Jontron.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00bFJEHzSmY
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YgRoHe90uO
>>335861357
I HEARD THE TITLE SCREEN AND I TURNED OFF ALL SOUNDS IMMEDIATELY
>>335861331
>BOY NAMED JARED
>IN JAPANESE SCHOOLING
WHAT AN ASSPULL
WHY NOT JUST BASE IT IN AMERICA OR SOMETHING. THERE ARE SCHOOLS WITH CLUB SYSTEMS HERE. JESUS CHRIST.
>>335861357
Do I even want to listen to this?
MORE LIKE SHE WON'T FUCKING STOP TALKING
>>335861331
It's "can't parry in MGR man"! This is like smash bros.
>>335861331
>>335861417
>>335861520
ONLY NOW HAS IT DAWNED ON ME HOW SAD THIS IS
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU MAKE THIS???
>>335861417
You're missing out on QUALITY VA work from Mai though.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y5zhqf8uaX
>>335861634
SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
>>335861634
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y5zhqf8uaX
Okay, I'm convinced. I have to play this for laugh and giggles. Where can I pirate it or is it free?
>>335861702
WILL HE HELP US WITH OUR VAGINA PROBLEMS?
WAIT, DOESN'T JAP HIGH SCHOOL ONLY LAST 3 YEARS?
>>335861732
IT'S FREE
TAKES FOREVER TO DL THOUGH
>>335861626
IT ONLY GETS WORSE FROM HERE BOY
WE'VE ONLY MET ONE OF THE LIKE NINE OR TEN HUNKS
HE WON'T STOP SPARKLING
HELP
>>335861794
>http://asagaoacademy.com/
>how to cosplay character guide
why?
>>335861779
THE RESEMBLENCE IS UNCANNY
>>335861779
IT DOES
>>335859291
Oh. My. God.
Can someone, PLEASE identify all of the people on here for me?
>>335861934
BOKU NO GOOGURU, HOMO
>>335861934
I KNOW MOST OF THEM BUT THE ONLY ONES I STILL WATCH ARE THE BOYS FROM PHILADELPHIA
[CITATION NEEDED]
>>335859291
THIS IMAGE IS TRIGGERING ME
>>335862094
CITATION: HER SOAKING SWOLLEN WET GENITALS
>>335861934
From left to right
Shane from DYG
Jirard from the Completionist
PBG
JonTron
ProJared
Nick, Paul, and Josh from Continue?
And Satchel from Satchbag's Goods
>>335862094
PROJARED IS PRETTY?
HE LOOKS LIKE A POMPOUS ASS.
OP better fucking go down the Jon route
>>335856634
Please stop shilling your shit game here
>>335862094
>He's the most beautiful guy in school.
I... I'm fucking speechless. I'm actually crying. Out of laughter and sorrow. Holy shit, and I thought some shit at comic market was fucking cringe.
BLACK HAIRED GIRL ASKED IF WE KNEW JARED
CHOICE TIME
FIRST TO THREE GETS IT
>>335862094
>NOT JONTRON
SHIT TASTE ALREADY
>>335862094
I HAVE A FEELING HANA IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GUY IN SCHOOL ACTUALLY
>>335862267
Literally who
>>335862267
WHO THE FUCK HAS TIME FOR JARED, HE'S A DICK.
>tfw this game was written by tumblr
>>335862267
Say yes. Let's get some bullshit drama and tension right out of the game.
>>335862267
YES
>>335862398
>>335862390
>>335862386
NO IT IS
>>335862420
FUCKING EW
>>335862267
Which one is Jontron? I don't give a fuck about anyone but him.
>>335862420
LITERALLY FUCKING WHO?!
>>335856634
>Otome
But why.
>>335862094
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pMilQDaXct
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xNygk2ZUP8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KWqKSlAvoR
>>335862420
A FULL BEARD AT 17
WHAT KIND OF GENES DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE ISN'T HE MEANT TO BE JAPANESE
DIDN'T THIS GAME SAY THE SCHOOL "RARELY" GOT TRANSFER STUDENTS?
>>335862490
THE ONE WITH THE BIRD
>>335862523
HOW HORRIFYING
>>335856634
Please start using a tripcode so I can filter you
>>335862560
Rarely except for half of them.
Reminder that this game has a genocide route
QUALITY
>>335862560
>Knew a guy that had a full beard at 16
>Can't grow anything
>Stay clean shaven
I wish I could grow one.
>>335862654
You wish.
>not dating Malkovich
>>335862723
IT'S A LITTLE PLACE WHERE THE HOTTEST HOTTIES ARGUE ABOUT VIDEO GAMES
>>335856634
Oh shit nigga, it really has been a long time.
>>335862723
Can I sex Jaqcue? Also:
>the coolest
She surely jest.
>>335857518
FUCK OFF REIJI THE ONLY COMEDY HERE IS YOUR SHIT ABILITY AT BUILDING GUNPLA
THAT'S NOT HOW BIRDS WORK
>>335862825
/v/ CLUB WHEN
>>335862723
>These fagotrons
>The coolest students
What the fuck do the rest of the students look like?
>>335862908
>What the fuck do the rest of the students look like?
Like /v/ users, I guess.
>>335857624
I HAVEN'T BEEN IN ONE YET AND I'M EXCITED TO SEE HOW IT UNFOLDS
>>335862908
they can't show that in a T game
>>335862893
Don't worry OP, Jacques is a robot bird created by a monk in Tibet.kill me
>>335862971
Fucking god tier comedy.
>>335861507
weebs are dumb
>>335862893
in what fictional crazy world do people refer to other students by weird nonsensical nicknames instead of their actual names
that's not even a thing in anime, really. it's like they thought it would be less genuine if they didn't include that blurb about "otherwise known as jontron (cue splooshing)"
>>335863048
Who the fuck is PBG? Do they even have real names?
>>335862960
BURN!GameGrumps DLC when?
[CITATION NEEDED]
>>335863124
Man, Jirard's life must have gone downhill after his time at this school putting on 200 pounds.
>>335863048
did they seRIOUSLY USE PBG AS A NAME
COULD THEY NOT FIND OUT HIS REAL NAME?
I'M FUCKING DEAD.
>>335863121
PeanutButterGamer
>>335862960
DE
FUCKING
STROYED
>>335863232
So did the creator say what the name is supposed to mean? Kinda hard when there are no kanji and all I can think of is morning face.
A COLUMN ABOUT WHAT?
>>335863318
It's his youtube handle >>335863305
This is literally a VN about e-celebs, or more specifically, the people affiliated with the "Normal Boots" network at the time.
HE SEEMS STONED
>>335863048
HIS NAME IS AUSTIN. WHY CALL EVERYONE ELSE BY THEIR REAL NAME BUT NOT HIM???
>>335862723
>Anyone from normalboots being even remotely cool
>>335863376
WHY DOES PAUL LOOK SO SENSUAL IN THIS SHOT
>>335862971
>>335862893
I SERIOUSLY CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO CARE ABOUT ANY OF THESE HOMOS.
EXCEPT JON BECAUSE I KNEW ABOUT THE FUCKING GAY FROM GAME GRUMPS THE ONE FUCKING THING I WATCHED BECAUSE EGORAPTOR WAS STILL COOL BACK THEN
>>335862723
YOU BETTER FUCK JONTRON HOMO
>>335858882
Bump
>>335863298
HIS NAME IS SATCHEL REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>yfw is dawns on you what this is
>>335863634
>>335863639
YOU GUYS MAKE THE CHOICES, NOT ME
LOOKS LIKE WE'LL BE FUCKING HIM THIGH
>>335863534
THEY ALSO CALLED THE BLACK GUY "SATCHBAG". I'M SURE HIS REAL NAME IS EASILY ACCESSIBLE TOO.
>>335863534
FINDING OUT HIS REAL NAME WILL BE HIS ROUTE, GUARANTEE IT.
>>335863593
What a fucking retard. You can't just join that shit, you uneducated idiot.
WHAT
>>335863829
HOW DOES SHE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THEIR INITIATION RITUAL ANYWAY
IS THE SUPER SECRET HOTTIES CLUB DIVULGENT ABOUT THEIR METHODS?
>>335863829
IF THAT BOOT IS GOING UP MY ASS I'M IN
>>335862723
I want to fuck PBG's boipussy
>>335863752
His real name is Satchel, which he says in the beginning of all his videos. Does the person who made this even watch him? Like if they're gonna use their E-celeb names, do it for every one. They gave Jirard Jon and Jared their real names, so why do it differently with those two? This game is seriously triggering me.
WOMEN, AM I RIGHT?
>>335864001
THAT'S PRETTY SHALLOW OF YOU, WHORE.
>>335863729
>the boots choose you
>>335863994
Maybe they wanted it that way? They recorded soundbytes for this so they must have had some imput.
WE LEFT THE CAFETERIA
>>335863593
Know your fucking place, bitch ass whore.
>>335864089
SOMETHING TELLS ME WE'RE GOING TO FAIL A GRADE
TOO BUSY THINKING ABOUT DICKS
WE'RE MISSING A BOOK
TO THE LIBRARY
>>335863994
OH MY BAD I'VE NEVER WATCHED HIM.
BUT YOU'D THINK IT WOULD BE A PREROGATIVE TO TURN THEM INTO CHARACTERS RATHER THAN SELL THE IDEA BASED PURELY ON "talk to ur e-celeb hunnies ;)))"
>>335859291
>THIS IS SUPPOSED TO TAKE PLACE IN JAPAN
TUMBLR IS FUCKING RETARDED
OH NO
WHEN THE SUN SETS, THAT'S WHEN THE VAMPIRES COME OUT
>>335863906
Mai is kinda cute.
I'd hit it.
>>335864182
LOOKS LIKE ALL THOSE ASSHOLES PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND WORSHIPING GOLDEN IDOLS WILL AS WELL
TRULY WE ARE FATED TO GET THE BOOT
>>335864089
I'm sorry, but what grade are you supposed to be in exactly?
>>335864312
I bet she's an animal in bed.
>>335864281
GET BLACKED
>>335864348
3RD YEAR IN JAPAN SCHOOL
>>335864281
for real MC's parents must be fucking loaded to send their kid to this mansion
>>335864182
Remember to click that dick button and subscribe to some daily action. Buh-bye!
This dicking brought to you by audible.com
>>335864397
NIGGER ALTERT
>>335864348
HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR
>>335864397
I refuse to believe that is a dorm room of a 17-18 year old girl.
>>335864397
Never relax.
>>335864489
LUCKILY THAT'S A LIBRARY
>>335864496
WATCH OUT HES GOT A GUN
>>335864397
LIKE THE NIGHT
INB4 RAPE
>>335864397
OH MY GOD IT'S SATCH I HEARD HE'S LIKE AN EIGHTH-YEAR WHAT A DREAMBOAT
HOW MANY YEARS ARE IN HIGHSCHOOL AGAIN? DO YOU EVER REALLY LEAVE SCHOOL?
>>335864632
IN JAPAN YOU NEVER LEAVE SCHOOL
IF YOU DO YOU STOP EXISTING
>>335864276
Im pretty sure this entire game is just one big joke. Not to be taken seriously. Like that game where you fuck pidgeons or the one where you can woo the ship from galaga.
>>335864691
AND MANDINGO WAS HIS NAME-O
>>335864691
TYRONE
WHOOPS
BETTER PLAY IT COOL
I want satch in my snatch
>>335864854
What's wrong with her face?
>>335864854
NICE FACE, FAGGOT.
>>335864941
DON'T LOOK SO SURPRISED, SATCH, WE'RE JUST HERE FOR SEX
>>335864694
see that's the thing
joke VNs are meant to read like jokes. this thing reads like someone was actually sexually attracted to all of them while writing it.
>>335864854
>THOSE BEDROOM EYES
SHE WANTS THE BBC
>>335865039
FUCKING NERD.
YOU'D THINK TEXTBOOKS WOULD BE IN A ROOM SOMEWHERE, NOT JUST ANYWHERE
>>335865039
WHOA, HE'S A THIRD-YEAR AND A SECOND-YEAR BOOKFINDER? NEXT LEVEL. WE CAN'T COMPETE WITH THIS SKILLED NIGGA.
>>335865032
I thought the fact that is was so genuine about something so ridiculous was the joke.
>>335865119
WHY ARE WE STILL ENTERTAINING THIS NIGGER WE HAVE SOME BIRD COCK TO GO AFTER
>>335865039
If it wasn't for the previous group shot I'd have accused the blackman of being a ghost.
LEWD
>>335856634
OTOME GAME WITH THE SUPER BEST FRIENDS WHEN?
>>335865213
THE BIGGEST SLUTS YOU'VE EVER SEEN
>>335865213
CAVERNOUS LIKE MY VAGINA
WHAT THE FUCK
WE DON'T EVEN KNOW THE GUY
>>335865314
SLUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>335865197
You really underestimate how sex-starved some people are.
also fucking >>335865213
JESUS CHRIST WHAT KIND OF DRY-ASS DROUGHT-WALKING BITCH WROTE THIS
>>335865250
A game Grumps dating sim would sell like hotcakes. Plus there are like 12 of those guys now probably.
>>335865314
THIS HANA GIRL HAS BRAIN DAMAGE WHAT THE HELL STOP FUCKING EMBARRASSING YOURSELF RETARD
>YFW YOUR NAME IS JARED
FUCK THIS GAME IS TRIGGERING ME
I AM NOT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GUY IN SCHOOL
>>335865410
WAS IT SEMEN
Is there a VN where you can be racist? I'm surprised I don't see shock experiments out there. I guess you would get shot down quite fast.
>>335865410
DAMN THAT WAS A GOOD FAP
>>335865410
PROJECTILE CUMMIES
>>335865496
BENT OVER AND SHOWED THE WORLD YOUR SLUT PANTSU
FUCKING SLUT
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>335865440YES YOU ARE
>>335865440Yes you are. :)
>>335865587
THIS QUARTER IS SO HEAVY FOR MY WEAK WOMAN ARMS
>>335865587
WHY ARE WE SO WEAK
>>335865587
THAT ISN'T HOW YOU BOUNCE A QUARTER OFF IT
>>335865587
IS THE QUARTER MEANT FOR MY COIN SLOT?
>>335865587
>WHY IS IT SO HEAVY
>ITS A FUCKING QUARTER
WHAT
IT'S A "BOO HOO SHE'S GETTING BULLIED AGAIN" EPISODE
>>335865672
DIDN'T RAISE OUR ARMS STAT
>>335865587
IF WE STRUGGLE WITH THIS HOW THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA CARRY OUR TEXTBOOKS
>>335865730
>HURR WE HATE YOUR HAIR SO WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU MONEY
FUCKING RETARDS
>>335865383
I just find it hard to believe that the normal boots guys (some of which are married or at least engaged) would lend soundbytes to this if it was meant to legitimately be taken seriously.
>>335865730
>FORCED BULLYING SUBPLOT
LITERALLY WHY EVEN
>>335861934
>>335862070
I love continue?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1QTDNB8AtY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNmd_fOcpTk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJaLwss8Rs8OcpTk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg99PhWbjAY
THE WAS GOOD BOYS
THEY DINDU NUFFIN
AND NOW THEY WANT THE PAPER BACK
>>335865819
WHY DID YOU GIVE US AMERICAN CURRENCY IF WE'RE IN JAPAN?
>>335864694
Those games present themselves as jokes, though. This one comes across as being serious.
>>335865916
>ARE YOU SUGGESTING WE DID IT ON PURPOSE
WHAT ARE THESE GUYS, JAPANESE BULLIES?
>>335865916
ARE YOU >IMPLYING WE'RE BULLYING YOU?
>>335865923
I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT
WHAT THE FUCK
>>335865923
BECAUSE THE JOKE IS THE EXCHANGE RATE
>>335865815
Considering how genuine ProJared sounded when he was repping this unholy shitheap, I think at least one of them was pleased with the idea existing in this form.
>>335866017
BAD TOUCH
BAD TOUCH
>>335866017
IT'S A BENIS
THANKS ASSHOLE
>>335866017
What is it with these writers and fucking warmth
>>335865923
I BET THE GAME TAKES PLACE IN SOME AMERICAN TOWN THAT'S CALLED JAPAN. PROBABLY IN THE MIDDLE OF IOWA OR SOMETHING.
>>335866105
NIGGER MAN TO THE RESCUE
>>335866105
ARE YOU SUGGESTING YOU WOULD'VE WENT APE RAPE ON THOSE JAPANESE BULLIES?
>>335866114
IT'S SOMETHING THEIR COLD VAMPIRE BANSHEE HEARTS CAN'T FEEL ANYMORE
NOT UNLESS THEY SUCK THE BLOOD OF THE LIVING
GEE WE'RE REAL SORRY WE ALMOST HIT HER
>>335866105
Y-YOU TOO
>>335866065
nice one
>>335866087
Well yeah it's his only chance of being "handsome"
>>335866273
DUDE
SERIOUSLY
WHY ARE WE SO FUCKING WEAK. WE NEED TO GET /FIT/
>>335866273
ARMS STEADY
>>335866176FO' SHO
>>335866273arms are heavy due to the heavy piece of paper with the quarter in it
>>335866273
KNEES WEAK
QUARTERS HEAVY
THERES SPAGHETTI ON MY SHIRT ALREADY
>>335866273
>my legs weak
DOES HANA HAVE A PROTEIN DEFICIENCY OR SOMETHING
>>335866361
WHAT ABOUT "THANK YOU"
>>335866462
Y-YOU TOO.
>>335866448
STRANGER DANGER
I saw a clip of this game a while back and it had Greg in it with Jirard. Is he still in the game? Seems like he'd want to be removed after the fallout
WHY IS THERE A NIGGER IN A FANTASY GAME?
SO LIKE IS THERE ANY COCK IN THIS GAME OR IS IT JUST TEASING? SCREENSHOTS OF SEX SCENES?
>>335866607
PRETTY SURE HE'S GONE SINCE HE WASN'T PRESENT DURING THE BISHY ROUNDUP IN THE CAFETERIA
Yo op
Can you skip the nigger and get to Jon please?
>>335866607
They renamed him to 'Gerg' and now he's the evil villain.
>>335864281
I'm pretty sure you're living in a vampires mansion.It explains all the homo's.
>>335866908
STOP YOU'RE SCARING HIM
>>335864694
Hey man. Hatoful Boyfriend is the Citizen Kane of videogames.
>>335866908
MASAKA
>>335866908
>MIZUNO
YOU ARE NOT JAPANESE, YOU ARE VERY CLEARLY A WHITE GIRL. STOP PRETENDING TO BE JAPANESE.
>>335866448
DON'T FOLLOW HIM INTO AN ALLEY
DON'T LET HIM INTO YOUR ALLEY
ALLEY'S ARE NOT YOUR ALLY
>>335866607
What happened between him and Jirard?
Why did he leave?
>>335866908
NO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR LAST NAME IS BANANA
>>335866984
SHE'S TRANSJAPANESE, CHECK YOUR NONWEEABOO PRIVILEGE
>>335866994
ARE WE GETTING BLACKED
You can't date Greg because he's into
Bears
WHAT IS THIS, DWARF FORTRESS?
>>335867110
WET
WET
HAVE I MENTIONED HOW WET I AM
2WEAK
>>335866637
>It'll transport you a hundred miles away in a second
>>335867205
THEN USE YOUR OTHER ARM
>>335867205
WOW THESE BOOKS ARE HEAVY, ALMOST AS HEAVY AS A QUARTER
>>335866994
>>335867110
>>335867205
IS THIS A KEKOLD PLOTBOOK WRITTEN FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF A WOMAN OR A FUCKING VN ABOUT HIGHSCHOOL
CHRIST
TIME FOR BED
BUT OH WAIT
>>335867059
Not entirely sure. Jirard made it seem like it was just Greg leaving to do his own thing or for personal reasons and that things were still cool but Greg posted on twitter-
"I leave you with this. We are no longer friends. I did not leave willingly. Don't mistake "diplomacy" for pure fabrication. The loss of friendship has hurt most. For me it was not about the money, and in no way did I benefit from this departure. Jirard did. This isn't malicious. This is the truth."
>>335867287
THE TOP LEFT POSTER HAS THESE >>335867228 GLOWING EYES
>>335867110
NANIIII!??!
>>335867432
unf
>>335866994
We got so fucking blacked that even the screen can't process any other colour.
>>335867432
[x] sting her
>>335867517
DO WE GET TO FUG HER AS WELL?
>>335867432
KEK YOUR FRIEND
JAREDICK IS OURS
I did some research on this. It was made because the artist is the literal wife of one of the characters.
TRY AGAIN, WE TELL HER
>>335867517
WHY WAS THERE NO SCENE OF HER CHANGING INTO HER JAMMIES
DID SHE DO IT IN THE SAME ROOM
WHY IS SHE STILL WEARING HER BOW
IS HER FRIEND WEARING SHORTS OR NOT
WHY ARE THERE 3 XBOX 360'S ON THE SHELF
THE HARD QUESTIONS
>>335867386
Wow, that sounds pretty serious.
>>335867730
>WHY ARE THERE 3 XBOX 360'S ON THE SHELF
Looks like files to me.
OH, NOW WE'RE USING YEN
>>335867919
EASY MONEY
>>335867919
IN WHAT WORLD DO PEOPLE PROPOSE BETS LIKE THIS
>>335867919
So even if we don't bang the didyouknoegaming guy we still get a hundred bucks. Not a bad end desu
>A LIZARD
I'VE HEARD OF FROG IN THE THROAT BUT THIS IS RETARDED
>>335868093
BITCH YOU WERE WETTING YOURSELF FROM SOME FUCKING BOOKS AND STARED AT A GUY ON THE TRAIN FOR OVER AN HOUR
>>335868093
Enough with the satchbagging
TODAY'S DIARY
>>335867432
haha the notice meme that japs say
>>335863220
Are all these comments about his looks supposed to be a joke cause he looks weird? It seems kind of mean spirited.
>>335867846
Wait a minute is this some gay shit. That MC hs no tits
>>335868268
Chicks dig dudes with huge noses it's honestly pretty amazing.
>>335868409
ANOTHER MC JOKE
HOLY SHIT
>>335868246
>she's really cute
MAI ROUTE MAI ROUTE MAI ROUTE
>I wonder whether I could get in with them
YOU MEAN GET THEM IN YOU
>>335868409
WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?
>>335868409
YEAH FUCK YOU TOO MAI
WHAT
>>335861060
>SKI JET
>>335868504
FUCKING NIGTWITTER MEMES
>>335868481
Normal boots gangbang ending?
>>335868589
COMPARISONS
THE CRUTCH OF EVERY PRETENTIOUS ROOKIE WRITER
>>335868589
SHE'S TRYING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU
BAKA
>>335868589
HEY WHO THREW THAT PIECE OF PAPER AT ME
>>335868589
MAI HAS HOOVES?
FUCK, GUESS THAT'S WHY THESE PORTRAITS DON'T SHOW FEET
>>335868609
The correct term is 'coon runes'
>>335868589
QUICK, UNZIP KATANA
>>335868589
I USED THE RIPPLE IN MY HANDS TO ADJUST YOUR BREATHING, HANA
OR MAYBE YOU'RE JUST FUCKING MADE OF PAPER
>>335868678
>That... that was you?
WHO ELSE?
WHY AREN'T YOU ASKING WHY SHE FUCKING DID IT?
CHOICE TIME
DO WE TAKE THAT BOOK SATCH GAVE US TO SCHOOL?
FIRST TO THREE DECIDES
>>335868861
Leave that shite.
>>335868861
FUCK NO IT HEAVY
WE DON'T WANNA BREAK OUR BACK
>>335868772
End it now
:^)
>>335868861
LEAVE IT BEHIND
>>335868861
FUCK NO
>>335868861
FUCK BOOKS
>>335868861
Fucking take it.
>>335868772
This game really wants me to bang the roommate it better be a secret route or some shit. She can throw me up against the wall and break all of my paper mache bones
>>335868996
WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT OF THE CHOICE
>>335868943
BOOK ROUTE
CUNTFIRMED
>FLAVORED PERFUME
>>335868996
>today would be a great day
>couldn't give up before I even started
Holy shit words how do they work.
>>335868815
IT COULD'VE BEEN THAT LIZARD. FIRST IT'S SLEEPING IN HER THROAT, NOW IT'S BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF HER.
WE'RE LOST
LOL WHOOPS
WE THOUGHT WE FOUND CHIPMUNK-CHAN BUT NOPE
WHOOPS
>>335869152
>SHORT
>WEAK
>STUPID
>AND A WHORE
GODDAMN WHAT IS UP WITH THIS MC
>>335869090
WHY IS SHE DRINKING PERFUME?
ACTUALLY THAT MIGHT EXPLAIN A LOT. MAYBE THE FUMES GAVE HER BRAIN DAMAGE AND THAT'S WHY SHE'S RETARDED.
>>335869237
GOD DAMN HER NIPPLE IS SHARP
>>335869237
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
STILL LOST
>>335869237
KENJI!
>>335869305
SHE'S RELATABLE
TO RETARDS
>>335869349
ALL YOU JAP GOOKS LOOK THE SAME
>>335869521
THEN MAYBE TRY RUNNING DAMMIT
>>335869584
SHE'D PASS OUT BEFORE GETTING ANYWHERE
>>335869521
>some prestigious school
>didn't give new students proper map printouts
>apparently there are no maps posted up anywhere
YEAH BEING LOST AT SCHOOL MAKES SENSE OF COURSE IT DOES
>>335869584
SHE CAN'T SHE MIGHT BREAK HER LEGS BY USING THEM TOO HARD
GUESS WHO
>>335867432
Notice me Jared-Senpai
>>335869584
I GOT FROZEN TODAY!
>>335869623
Bet is one of the bois
>>335869707
SPLOOSH
>>335869707
IT'S TIME
>>335869662
SHE HAD A MAP TO THE LIBRARY BUT COULDN'T BRING IT, CARRYING BOTH IT AND THE BOOK WOULD DESTROY HER FEEBLE """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""MUSCLES"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>335869707
Fuck, I came so hard it tore my pants and shot out the window. That bird is fucking hot. Can only imagine the MC's niagra fall at the moment.
>>335869707
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BOYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>335869707
OOOHHHHMMMMMYYYYGGOODDD
wait who?...
>>335869090
WHAT KIND OF AN ABOMINATION DID WE BECOME???
MY LEGS SPREAD OPEN SO FAST AND HARD THE TABLE NEXT TO ME SHATTERED BUT BOY AM I READY PLS JON ENTER ME ENTER ME WITH THE SAME FORCE AS THE METEOR THAT CAME AND DESTROYED THE DINOSAURS MAKE MY ASS GROUND ZERO I WANT THE PEOPLE OF THE FUTURE TO KNOW OF THIS MOMENT FUCK YOU COULD DROWN AN AFRICAN VILLAGE WITH MY SPLOOSH
>>335869874
Don't fuck up, faggot
>>335869874
JonTron samaaaaa xD** ^////^
>>335869707
I would fuck that man and make him bear my children
>>335869948
FUCKING NEWFAG WANTS YOU TO POP HER HALL
>>335870046
ECH
>>335870046
>HE'S WALKING YOU THERE
KYAAAAAA SEMPAII
>>335870046
JAQUES LOOKS READY TO LAZER US
>tfw don't want to play this game but the roommate Mai is cute
>realize her name is a play on "Mai Waifu"
It's literal meme garbage.
>>335870046
you read it in his voice
>>335870129
NICE CURSOR FAGGOT
>>335870046
I BET WE'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO SAY WE'RE NOT EVEN A FRESHMAN
>>335870129
WHAT THE FUCK?
>>335870129
did someone actually sit down and think that was a cool/funny thing to say or even reference
>>335870280
THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
>>335870129
>>335870280
W-WOW, THIS SHIT'S SO HOT
ALMOST SLID RIGHT OUT OF MY CHAIR IT'S SO WET
>>335870280
CONFIRMED FOR WANTING THE KNOT
#HASHTAG GIRL WOOD
>>335870280
JACQUES IS NOT HUMAN YOU TRIGGERFISH
>>335870384
TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH
SHIT TASTE CONFIRMED
BIRDS ARE PURE
NEW THREAD
>>335870476
>>335870129
ジョントロン様はメチャメチャカッコイイねぇ
私は彼とけっこんしよう!!!
>>335870369
I'd gladly make a cuck out of Jared
>>335870369
>ProJared has a decently hot girlfriend
HOW? LOOK AT THAT FUCKER.
JUST LOOK AT HIM
>>335870506
SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE, EVERYBIRDY
>>335870605
He's the hottest guy in school and a model
I had to look up the entire cast save Jon because they're all literally whos.
This one caught my attention...
"Jared is a part-time model. Naturally, he is the most attractive person in school and knows it, often coming off as vain, fickle, and shallow. Despite this, Jared truly cares for his friends, and the confidence he projects may not be as solid as it appears."
>>335871561
>vain, fickle, and shallow
still accurate.
