What was his fucking problem?
>>335855816
Well he was a sith or something and Bastilla didn't give him enough poon and carth was always bothered by something
edgy cunt syndrome
POST IT
The Profane Flame does things to you, man
Not to mention this ass was one a part of his competition
>>335855816
>From his chamber in Shit City
>Pontiff Sulyvahn: MMMM YEAH OOOH BABBY *masturbates to invisible hitboxes and untelegraphed moves* GOD I'M SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW *reaches into asshole like he reaches across the room* MMM YEAH LET ME MASTURBATE WITH THIS SHIT AND EAT IT MMM YEAH TASTY CHOCOLATE
>Ashen one enters
>OOOOH DADDY WAS NEEDING SOME CUMMIES *leaps across the room and swings his sword in 3 nanoseconds instantly killing him* YEAH YOU FUCKED IN THE WRONG NEGHBORHOOD MMMM LET ME SNIFF YOUR HOLLOWED DICK MMMMMM YEAH BABY
IT'S NOT FAIR. WHY IS THIS FUCKER LITERALLY THE HARDEST THING IN THE GAME. I'M LEVEL 70 AND THIS GUY JUST FUCKING ONE SHOTS ME AND IT'S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO DODGE HIS MOVES BECAUSE OF HIS BULLSHIT LAGGING HITBOXES. HOLY SHIT IS THERE SOME WAY TO CHEESE THIS ASSMUNCH?
>>335856597
kys 2bhfam
>>335856597Git Gud
>>335855816
I just killed him solo. What exactly is so hard about him?
>>335856597
He's easy, you suck.
>>335856819
I think OP is asking why Sulyvahn is a complete dick in the lore
>>335856597
I was able to do it at level 30 with a +5 lucerne in about 5 or so tries. Try rolling more and attacking after a successful dodge.
He is literally impossible. In every fucking sense of the word, this boss is impossible. There is absolutely no way to refute him being possible to beat. I have absolutely no idea why Miyazaki thought that inserting a thematically impossible boss fight into his game was a good idea but he literally did it. This should not have been allowed. There should be legal repercussions for inserting a boss halfway through the game that cannot lose. He literally, figuratively, objectively robbed us of half his game. This was false advertising in every sense of the word, instead of a fun and challenging video game we got something that is literally impossible to progress in because this one boss has no weaknesses, no way to counter it, no mercy at all. How was this allowed to happen?
He is literally impossible. In every fucking sense of the word, this boss is impossible. There is absolutely no way to refute him being possible to beat. I have absolutely no idea why Miyazaki thought that inserting a thematically impossible boss fight into his game was a good idea but he literally did it. This should not have been allowed. There should be legal repercussions for inserting a boss halfway through the game that cannot lose. He literally, figuratively, objectively robbed us of half his game. This was false advertising in every sense of the word, instead of a fun and challenging video game we got something that is literally impossible to progress in because this one boss has no weaknesses, no way to counter it, no mercy at all. How was this allowed to happen?
>>335855816
>>335857659
>>335857738
C L O C K W O R K
>>335856597
>>335857659
>>335857738
>tfw Pontiff was my favorite boss fight but he's become the meme character of DS3
![[ SINATRA ].gif](https://i.imgur.com/jlhABue.gif "[ SINATRA ].gif")
>>335857931
He was my favorite too, anon.
Both gameplay and storywise
Pontiff is pretty much the Ornstein and Smough of DaS3
>>335858131
God damn that was so good
>>335858248
Minus being actually hard
>>335858821
Yeah, O&S were way too easy
>>335855816
He didn't use a good trick enough.
Get a sheild that good agaisnt fire, and start dodging and blocking first. Observe his pattern carefully, on where is he open to attack. Do this a couple of times until you are ready to commit to a real run.
How much sex do you think Suly and the Dancer had?
>they actually fucking nerfed the dancer swords
WHY
Is there even a single boss weapon worth upgrading in this game?
>>335859305
a lot and it was alwaysrape
>>335859452
Farron GS
But that's purely because the l1 is really good at keeping people off of you
More boss weapons should be buffable, then they would be more worth it
>>335859786
Tell me more.
>>335859892Sulyvahn liked being dominated. He was a weird motherfucker
>>335859880
I just want the dancer swords to be as useful as they are good-looking, is that really so much to ask?
>>335859305
>equip Dancer armor on my female character
>imediately get raging boner from the thick, thick tighs
I legit have to use another set or I cant play properly
>>335856597
small shield
mash parry
go nuts when he's > 50% health before Star Platinum can rape your mouth
there you go, thank me later
>>335860741
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