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>You have been invaded by a dark spirit
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>>335853818
Enjoy being punished
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>>335853818
>wants to play online
>doesn't want to be invaded
Do you just need hints that badly?
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>>335853818
Have fun getting banned and not being able to summon other players to carry your pussy ass.
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>>335853926
>implying i give a shit
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>>335854962
I have more playthroughs of any one dark souls game than you have playthroughs of all dark souls games combined and have NEVER summoned

enjoy the disconnect shitter :)
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>>335853818
Thank God we don't have pussies like you in Bloodbourne.
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>>335853818
this

im just trying to play the fucking game, i don't need any faggot tryhards ruining my enjoyment

they don't even duel me honorably, if im already in a fight with some monster they come and attack me anyways. i wouldn't mind if they could fuck off and wait for the proper 1v1 but nah, if you wanna be a faggot then i can be a faggot too
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>>335853818
Have you tried
Playing
Offline
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>>335853818
>playing on a laptop
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Its just an invasion, some occasional pvp to mix things up is fun. And you're at an advantage even.
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>>335856269
Because MUH SUMMONS
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>people still respond to this thread
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>>335856076
You're right since the online sucks.
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>>335853926
>>335854890
>>335854962
>>335856076
>>335856269
*tips fedora*
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>>335853818
>>335856152
Then just don't ember you retarded pussies. It's that easy.
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>>335855673
Why even play online then?
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>>335853818

>use white branch
>laugh my ass off while they try to find me in vain

I fucking love it so much. Best part of the game.
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>>335856152
you alt f4 from invasions and call anyone a tryhard

good one
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>>335853818
>there are people actually frightened to play others online
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>>335856708
>wanting cheaters to come in and fuck up your game
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>>335856843
>boohoo
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>>335856843
This happened to me actually
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>>335856843
>cheaters
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>>335856843

They can't though. The only way your game can potentially get fucked is if you pick up shit that people drop.
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>>335853818
>get invaded
>alright let's do this shit, I'm ready for a good fight
>it's a darksword/katana/rapier fag
>instantly lose interest in fighting, even if I end up winning

Why isn't PVP fun anymore /v/?
What happened?
After 100 hours of DaS III I just can't force myself through it, even PvE.
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>>335857308
>Why isn't PvP fun?
>Cries about weapons

Cause you're a whiny faggot.
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>>335853818
just play offline or summon.
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>>335856152
> no honor
Lol
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>Dark Spirit GIT GUD has invaded
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I like putting the hot branding iron in left hadn and spinning
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>>335857437
Aren't you tired of going against the same moveset over and over and over again?
Even winning isn't fun against these guys, it's a chore to fight them. Not even meme builds or fun tactics make it less of a pain in the ass.
Unless you're one of them, in this case stop being a fucking faggot.
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>>335853818
I used to pull my cable when I was getting whooped in Broodwar.
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>tfw constant 0 nodes in DaS1
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>>335853818
Is this how people would unplug the internet before wifi?
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>>335856152

Cry me a river
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>I only play PvE and do co-op
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>>335857507

>mfw I summoned for Abyss Watchers and beat them in like 2 minutes

Immediate regret. I had tried for about 45 minutes and it was late and I was sick of it after that goddamn swamp.

Wish I had beaten them on my own now. Probably would have been a really rewarding feel.
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>>335857838
It's how people who are serious about online play still do it.
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>>335858037
>serious
>online
>play
pick two
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>>335858034
It's a pretty shit boss once you figure out you can just roll behind him and backstab him every time he tries to attack.
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>>335858219

I figured that out with the individuals but once he went all fire-mode he left very little window to even get a good strike let alone a good backstab window.

Granted I was still sticking to my damn Claymore at the time which proved completely useless with its horribly slow movements and minimal damage outpu. Ironically I got a Dark Sword drop not 10 minutes later outside that very boss battle helping others as a sunbro.

I probably would have done much better with that if I had it at the time.
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>>335858107
Touché.
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>>335858034
This >>335858219
I summoned for it as well, but even then at the start where you get multiples running at you the phantom and I got split up, and it was painfully obvious how easy it was to jsut roll through all the attacks. Then when he activated his fire I never got hit once.
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>>335853818
That looks like a really cool fix.
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You cant play dark souls 3 on an Acer iInspire One
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>invade some parry spamming retard
>kill him only using the base combustion spell
>" sigh fucking spammer scrub if i ever see you again im hacking yoursave file!!!"

Lmao pc players
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>>335857308
because Dark Souls 2 was the pinnacle of PvP in the entire series and deep down everyone knows it
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>>335858872
>not just jump attacking them
It's hilarious EVERY TIME
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>>335856672
>use branch
>Whatever you disguise as still glows slightly and has some embers flowing out of it
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>be sunbroing at Abyss Watchers
>host goes in
>game disconnects as soon as I press A

whoops
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>>335858872
I don't understand this hate mail on pc thing, can you message recent players on steam?
Is this a function i've just never seen and im retarded
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>>335859037

Need pics
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>>335859243
I don't have any saced, but it's only really noticeable if they are either scouring inanimate objects or you're in a inside area.
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>>335856152

>see a dark spirit summon
>look at it, generic blue haired moeblob
>summon
>sleep gesture
>spirit appears, walks in front of me
>immediately chugs their sunny d

took me a few moments but I too chugged my estus flasks and had a honor battle of rolling and swiping at each other.

I lost, but what the hell- it was fun.

>MFW I realize that shitters and other invaders will never have the same honor
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>>335853818
Why would you do that?
Just summon two dudes, watch the invaders getting rekt by the two summons, and then come here to see all those faggot crying "waaaaaa invasion are not fair, pvp is shit now waaaaaaa"
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>>335859037
When does this happen?
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>>335859243
>>335859458
Not him, but I can vouch. You can easily see the embers coming out of your body pretty much making branch useless most times. The best ways to hide while ember'd is in a lit area and you're a big object.
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>>335859834
>you're a big object

For you
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>>335853818
play offline then, dumbass
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>>335857817
What steam region? Switch to Japan or something
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>people said Caestus were shit
holy shit git gud, if you use perserverance to cleverly tank attacks in PvP nobody can touch you.
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>>335853818

Wait, I've rarely heard this trope, so for me, it's not a cliche yet.
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>>335856559
10/10
Butthurt faggots ignoring you
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>two wolf faggots invade me, i'm still using my broadsword +2
>i go through my entire estus but end up winning
>another one invades while i'm at 1/4th hp
>giant crab instantly crushes me

i love this fucking game
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>>335859037
>obscuring ring
>use the lie down gesture in some water

good luck
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>>335858903
This nigga gets it
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Speaking of rapiers, what the fuck is the move that replaces kicks used for? All I can tell is it stabs at feet, not staggering the enemy, and doing 1/4th your normal damage. What the fuck is the actual use of the attack, and why did it have to replace kicking?
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>>335857817
Theres a new mod on the forum that lets you connect to someone directly even without nodes. And if that persons has nodes then you can share em too
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>>335853818
Am i the only person that when i get invaded theres no message? I usually hear them spawn in though
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>>335860310

This, famlamo. Fucking this. Thanks to that thread the other day I've made it part of my routine. Plus white branch can work in the right environments.

High-Tier PVP Hide-and-Go-Seek is a pure viable meta-game that I intend to capitalize on. Try hards need to be on notice.
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>>335856843
>using summons to cheat your way through the game

Summons are not a normal mechanic, they come at the cost of being invaded. Invaders are allowed to fuck up your game because you chose to turn on summoning easy mode. Turn that off and the invader problem goes away!
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>>335861000
I've seen it stagger some enemies but it seems to only stagger if you've done a few hits but that could have just been lag. It's nice to still do damage and backstep if whoever your fighting manages to have a really close up power attack. The timing is also a bit weird which makes the '2-3 hits and they start to parry spam to stop you' have less chance of grabbing you.
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>>335860310
can't wait until they patch this so that you slowly drown
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>you have been invaded
>get early advantage
>summon chugs after every hit
>about to kill him
>turns on CE to infinite health


hey yeah man this pvp is """""fun"""""
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>>335858872
I opened my comments up to the public and all whilst I've been Watchdogging a ton, but still have no hate comments or anything...Shame, was one of the best things about DaS back on the PS3.
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>>335856695
>2013+3
>thinking the only way to disconnect from the internet is to close the program

Give your mom her cellphone back
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>>335862261
shouldn't be playing souls on PC with the rest of reddit then
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>>335856269
Tfw piratefags are always the best Dark Souls players because they play the games early with no walkthrough, can't cheese through bosses with summons, no blood stains, no boosts from PVE or PVP. Truly the most hardcore of offline DS players.
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>>335861273
clearly the whole system is broken; I recommend buying a ps4.5
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>>335860310
>>335862065
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>>335853818
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>>335862647
yeah sure, until they turn on CE 5 minutes into the game that is.
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>>335862886

Beautiful.
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>>335858903
soul memory, no orbs, and a broken arena
NAAAAAAH
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>>335856152
>honor
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>>335862647
you can do all that no matter who you are.

Or are you suggesting they lack self control and need restrictions forced onto them to have fun, otherwise they self sabotage?
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>>335860310
>>335861598
So what happens with invaders like me who'll just stand in one place and wait for you to do something?
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>>335862647
>no summons
There are tons of NPC summons everywhere
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Does passing items down from a high level character to a low level result in bans like it did in Dark2?
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>>335856152
Just kill yourself when you get invaded or don't ember at all you vagina.
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>>335856672
>>335859037
>not invading some idiot then white branching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvHIzj5UEy8
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>>335863734
forced to go home after half an hour.

So many people bring in like 4 summons and then hide at the start of the zone expected me to walk into that nonsense.

I just watch youtube on my phone and wait.
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>>335863475
ahhh redfags

>s-summons!! not fair!!!!!
>oh you're fighting multiple enemies? th-that's w-working as intended!!!
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>I've never actually invaded anyone that was by themselves
>I always get invaded solo
What the fuck is up with that?
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>>335863973
you're not having a summon with you at all times, they are.
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>Invade
>you have invaded go kill host bumsnatchmcdumbname
>phantom has returned to their world
>dark spirt has returned to their world
>blue spirit has returned to their world
>Connection error returning to your world
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>>335864035
Does anybody even play the game solo anymore?
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>>335864076
I can never tell if they d/c'ed or if the game just fucked up. Because I check out their profiles, and they are still playing the game.
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>You have been summoned as a Blade of the Darkmoon

Oh, wait.
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>>335863890
Oh, is that the connection error thing? Because I've noticed with hiding faggots that I always get a connection error around 30 mins in.
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>>335863894
I don't know if you noticed but they're NPCs and they die in 2-3 hits
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>>335864120
Sure but most invasions prioritize more people, and few people are running alone.

Invading in bloodborne was like this for me so its not too weird to see it happening now.
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>>335863794
Why would you bother? The game is easy enough as it is and the weapon level now factors into PvP matchmaking.
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>>335864120
Doesn't seem like it, every time I invade a player they always have phantoms on them. Guess it's just priority matchmaking.
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>>335864201
yeah, prevents people being forced to force quit when in a stalemate while still being ages if they are actually fighting.
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How do you guys feel about invading a host and the host just jumps off the nearest cliff to de-ember themselves.
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What the fuck is up with this bullshit?
I'm invading at highwall and people are using Smough's Hammer and shit. Are they just blatant hackers or something? I'm only SL20
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>>335864332
>Why would you bother?
for the fashion.

hated all the early game armor, but I like the fire witch set.
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>>335864513
Its not fun for me, but if thats what they want I feel bad and wouldn't jumped off to save them the trouble.
If you're that desperate to avoid invasions then stay cold.
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>>335864428
Still kinda shitty though, I mean my main tactic if they have phantoms carrying them is to poison the host and then hide. Now they're usually shitters who don't survive long after getting poisoned, by why should I get d/ced for pulling such a tactic when the odds are so heavily stacked against me? They should make it so that you get d/ced after 30 mins of not dealing damage to the host.
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How's being summoned as a Blue Spirit since the update? I haven't had the chance to play it, but fuck me I've had Blue covenants on the whole game, got summoned once by a fuckwit that fell of a ledge three seconds later.
Please tell me it's better now
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>>335853818

I bet you also back down and cower like a bitch when someone hits on your girlfriend too.

Oh wait you don't have or need a girlfriend, you already have a pussy.
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>>335862261
Oh shut the fuck up you butthurt sonygger. People are getting softbanned just because of texture mods and you come up with this cheat engine nonsense.
Fucking hell.
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>>335856152
Everytime I kill someone when I invade I imagine they respond just like you do.
It's the only reason why I still invade.
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>>335864726
>, by why should I get d/ced
it doesnt count as a d/c for getting softbanned or anything.

>They should make it so that you get d/ced after 30 mins of not dealing damage to the host.
if you cant make it in half an hour its just a waste of everyones time
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>>335864754

Patch 1.06 isn't out yet.
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>>335864773
Girls can have girlfriends too.
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I had so much success invading today

So many scrubs in Grand Archive are R1 spamming straight sword/katana users. All you gotta do is equip hornets ring & a really strong weapon like BKGA, then when they start R1 spamming you tank the first two hits then mash parry. It works like 90% of the time for an EZ instakill
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>>335864872
Oh, I could've sworn my game updated earlier today. Fair enough then
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>>335856672
No joke when I invade I enjoy a bit of hide and seek. It's fun in it's own way
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>>335864920
>So many scrubs in Grand Archive are R1 spamming straight sword/katana users
better they do that there, where is usually harder to do a circle r1 poke for all eternity/.
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>>335863734

Never had an invader not run around like a retard looking for me.

I guess in that situation I'll give up and then go summon some friends and then we'll gank you, son. Bad move famalamo.
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>>335856672
>Go to Archdragon Peak
>Dragon Form
>Dried Finger
>Pick a spot amongst all the Dragon Dude corpses, do the Way of the Dragon gesture, enjoy the show
I have it on my second monitor while I do work, it's constant fun. Windowed mode to ease alt-tab back in to reuse the fingers now and then
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>>335864890
YOU ARE NOT A GIRL ANON, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THIS, YOU ARE A BOY
NO AMOUNT OF SKIRT WEARING IS GOING TO CHANGE THIS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>335864428
>>335864862

Actually, it forces the invader to make risky decisions and gives gank squads more power.

Why should i as a host run after an invader and risk dying when i can just wait out their timer? I know they have to come after to me and my 3 phantoms at some point otherwise they lose.

You see the problem here? If invaders didn't have timers they would be the ones in the driver seat. The host would have an incentive to hunt down and kill the invader making invasions more fun and dynamic, it also allows the invader to set up traps in the level while they wait for the host. Long invasions were the most tense parts of Dark Souls 1.
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>>335865360
wow triggered?
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>>335865025

You're a good invader. At least you enjoy the sport of the hunt.

It gets so tense when somebody moves past you only to come back and start getting curious.

Goddamn I love it. Makes me feel like a 5 year old again in video game form and the person who finds you is an axe murderer. Good times.
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>>335864862
No, it's just a waste of my time to invade someone with 2 phantoms. Then again, like I said once I poison them and run off they usually die soon anyway.

>>335865194
>gank me whilst all the enemies are still alive

Yeah righto. Also I'm a Watchdog so I'm not limited by the whole "only 1 invader" fiasco.
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>invade
>kill host's summons
>he runs off and summons more people
>a blue invades
>another red invades
>other red targets me
>as my phantom fades he proceeds to get R1 spammed to death by 4 estocs
You deserved it faggot for not helping kill the host.
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>>335865426
>Why should i as a host run after an invader and risk dying when i can just wait out their timer?
because it means sitting and doing nothing for half an hour.
thats something we do do kids as a punishment.

>If invaders didn't have timers they would be the ones in the driver seat.
And they are not supposed to be.

> Long invasions were the most tense parts of Dark Souls 1.
And the source of too much bullshit.

I do agree with you, but I see how time limits are the wise choice for a better overall experience for more people, especially with the greater number of invaders possible.
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>>335865457
how new?
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>>335865658
>>other red targets me
why do people do this?

mad phantoms I get it, you need a kill, any kill, opportunistic is the idea. But a fellow red?

you are only hurting yourself.
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>>335863025
>Cheat engine in a souls game

I literally don't get it. You're not doing it for the story, there fucking is none. Unless you're doing it simply to fuck with players like this, I don't get it.
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>>335865808
a lot of people are attracted to Souls now because of popularity and marketing but are total shit at games, see how many people are summoning for their first ever attempts at a boss.
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>Summoned as Mad Phantom
>There's a red and blue and host
>Run up to the fight
>Poke red
>see the Blue and Host turn away as they re-lock on to the red
>immediately turn and poke host
>he's back to me again
>Blue didn't notice
>Red backstabs host
>Blue starts heal miracle as the animation starts
>Swap from halberd to Poison infused Notched Whip
I can not believe how fun being a purple is. Why the hell do people even summon them, it's so fun ruining everything
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>>335862886
>camo index 100%
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>>335865462

>gank me whilst all the enemies are still alive

Good on you. You're rare as fuck it seems. So many come in and just go to town. Not using the environment to their advantage.

You gotta be smart to invade. Do it in vulnerable spots. Only like half way through the game so far but the most fun invasions have come right outside Abyss Watchers.

By invade I mean ACTUAL invading. Not stupid fight club shit. God that pisses me off.
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>have multiple SL35 characters
>constantly invading farron keep and cathedral with different builds
>just stalk my prey for 20 minutes with the obscuring ring
>pop up and attack them at certain checkpoints, then run away again
>they get scared shitless and start pulling enemies from range
>see them scan around in every direction before moving forward
>phantoms throwing firebombs in random locations
>host frantically attacking every single destructible object
>mfw
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>>335853818
u have been softbanned
faggot
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>>335865015

It did. There's 1.05 and 1.06. The former is live now and brought in Game Improvements while the latter will bring in Balance Changes. Blueberry changes fall under Balance Changes.
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>>335864805
I'm not him, but are you somehow insinuating that using cheats is okay?

Because otherwise what you said is completely fucking irrelevant.
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>>335865457
He even included a pepe reaction image, you dumb fuck

how stupid can you honestly be
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>Horse hoof ring + Kinght Slayer ring
>Kick while they walk up spamming light attack because they can't conserve stamina
>Riposte
>Follow up with black flame or forbidden flame since the casting time catches people off guard who try to fish for backstabs
>Pull out a greatsword if there's a group
>Pull out a lance if they try to run
>Pull out a shotel with bleed if they pull out a katana
>Use hunter charms if they heal

It's that simple.
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>>335866082
and you you forgot

>get destroyed because your bestoc didnt hit him from 4 games away
>go on steam forums and complain about ganks
>same shit if you play on a cucksole.

your a faggot. and your pic is stupid, like your bbc sucking face. you fucking nigger
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>>335853818
I invade just so I can ruin people like yourselfs days. All I want is a tongue, and to see you suffer for being so shit at this game.
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>>335865025
How anyone can't is completely fucking beyond me

I really, honest to god, sometimes forget that people take these games super fucking seriously to the point that they somehow think they can "waste their time"... while playing a video game.
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>>335866412
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>>335863894
I couldn't give less of a shit if you have summons, thats part of the game as much as invading is.
But expecting anyone to abide by your imaginary rules is pathetic, go put down or summon Red Signs if you want your damn "honor". In Invasions anything and everything goes.
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>>335866082
Truly devilish.

I'm thinking of making a greatbow build and invading people in the catacombs as a grapist.

Where else can you get a greatbow besides that place after Ithryll dungeon?

>>335865980
I got plenty of summons at road of sacrifices as a purple.
It's fucking hilarious.

>>335864536
I ran into some dude using full Nameless king gear and the spear on my level 30 dickwraith.

I have no idea.
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>>335865785
I use Untrue Dark Ring because it really helps with not being so easily noticed, and yeah reds of course will target me thinking I'm host. It's the retards that continue to try and target me after I make it obvious I'm not the host that absolutely dumbfound me though. Or the fellow Watchdogs who spam attacks on me whilst I Applaud them for not reading the name above my head.
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>>335866412
You mad as fuck
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>>335866082
>acting tough about killing people legitimately new to the game

I'm so, so glad I don't have a mental deficiency like you do.

>multiple level 35s

Like, what.
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>>335863025
I bought the game, and turn on CE when I get invaded, that's it. They don't see any phantoms and get so excited, then they learn the hard way that the only one allowed to have fun in my world is me.
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>>335865025
As do I, my primary places to invade are in the Crucifixion Woods and Anor Londo for that purpose.
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>>335853818
Is it true they patched parry sould duping?
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>>335866763
There is no better feeling than invading as a purple, having the host and a phantom start cheering when you die, only to watch them get buttfucked by mobs because you hit them with a hunter charm before dying.
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>>335866913
Who says they're new? How is that even relevant? They usually have 2-3 phantoms anyways so the odds are more than fair. Stop being a whiny bitch about invaders having some fun
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>>335864186
Kek
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>>335856843
If you're actually scared about the incredibly rare chance of getting a cheater then back up your saves.
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>>335866913
>low soul level players aren't allowed to get invaded! that's against the rules!!!
kill yourself. maybe players who are "legitimately new to the game" shouldn't be summoning 3 phantoms to get through a fucking area
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>>335865980
>Poison infused Notched Whip
I was rocking one of them but could never get the poison off because it's just a tad slow I find. Using Ghru curved blade now and it's far easier to get poison off, bit of a shame though since the whip moveset looks so rad.
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>>335867082
dude I'm a fucking "invader" player myself and I am simply fucking astounded that you manage to find such droll shit entertainming

Yes, they are PROBABLY to the game if they're level 35.

They certainly aren't level 120 with a full build, are they? Don't be such a faggot trying to defend your stupid shit.
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>>335866837
The other one is in Anor Londo. They're pretty gimmicky to be honest; one of those tactics that only works one out of every ten invasions
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>>335866913
>I'm so, so glad I don't have a mental deficiency like you do

You're either mad as fuck because you're not good enough to pull it off, or you didn't experience it for yourself in dark souls 1.

You're missing out.
If you're gonna bitch about it you don't even need to beat Pontiff to get tons of overpowered shit that anyone can use.
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>>335867303
>invading people at low SL makes you a faggot
wew lad. sounds like you got your shit pushed in by some invasions today. have you tried gitting gud?
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>>335867037
Anyone?
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this is how 50% of my matches end up being
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>>335857009
Nope. there's a table going around that lets the invader give you max stats on hit which triggers account review and leads to ban.

They can literally get anyone they play with banned like this, From has no way of knowing if you did that shit yourself or not and there is no ban appeals process either.

>>335867139
Backing up your save won't do shit once the hacker has fucked your save file, the server's already seen it, you are FUCKED.
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>>335867303
Droll shit? You mean invading different areas at their respective level ranges? That's the entire fucking point of the invasion system you retard.

>they are PROBABLY to the game if they're level 35
They could be playing through the game again. They could have played the previous Souls games. Even if they're new, how do you know the phantoms are new? Or the blues that come to help them?Not to mention there is absolutely nothing that says that new players should be immune to invasions.
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>>335867303
It's a blast pushing a host's shit in when they have phantoms to escort them through an entire area.

It's even more rewarding since you make them more frustrated in the process. Half the fun is fucking everything up for someone else. Especially as a purple.

And when you're invading at low levels, you can't exactly put points into vitality since you need str, dex, attunement and maybe faith + int for some pyromancies. You're always at a disadvantage. Stop crying.
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>>335867384
nah I never did it in DS1 and I have absolutely no idea how someone can fail to 'pull it off'

how could someone possibly be so bad they can't kill new, low level players? that just makes no sense. Low-level invading is just faggonis trying to get laughs out of being 'better' than people who have no fucking clue what they're doing.

>le drinking tears image
come on bro.

>>335867409
meme harder champ you're a faggot
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>>335867303
What level is acceptable to start invading people then? 50? 60? 120?
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>>335866931
Just don't Ember then you retard.
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>>335867713
once you have 99 in all stats
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>>335866931
enjoy your ban
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>>335867490
Yeah, the R1 spam is real for this game. I R1 spam too, but I'm at least somewhat clever about it.
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>>335867724
Don't respond.
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>tfw you invade to have fun and mostly fight using special attacks
>tfw they r1 spam and probably think they're good for beating you
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>>335867409
Not the same guy, but yeah, if you're just ganking low-level new players you're shit and shouldn't feel any sense of accomplishment for doing so.
>Inb4 y-y-you just got invaded h-ha
I pirated fuckboi, no invasions or summons for me!
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>>335867710
You have to be low SL yourself to invade them, and your skill only carries you so far when it's 4v1. Honestly you're coming across as pretty pathetic right now - really sounds like you just got dicked going through the undead settlement or something. Invasions are active at all SL ranges for a reason; get over it.

I mean, you're literally saying that invading players you are better than makes you a faggot
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>>335865457

Thats a good reaction image
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>>335867710
>Getting this assblasted over a response.

You do realize that unlike dark souls 2, you can't be invaded while hollow.
All you need to do is not rely on ember to get through areas or help you with bosses. There's even a miracle that lets you see summon signs without using ember.
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>>335867920
>new players
There's that word again. Being low-level doesn't mean they're new. And it doesn't fucking matter whether they're new or not because they're CHOOSING to be susceptible to invasions

>ganking
lol. Yea when an invader jumps into a 4v1 vs. a low SL player he's the one who's the "ganker". you're an idiot
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>>335867678
Okay, all of that I completely understand. It is fun to blast someone's shit. It's fun to make someone frustrated.

I just simply don't see the point if they're so terrible at the game there's no real 'conflict' otherwise its just you "knocking down some kid's sand castle" who is in a wheelchair.

Half of the fun is escaping. If he can't chase after you, what's the point?
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>>335867920
the guy in question just seemed like he liked fucking with the hosts. he didn't even say whether or not he killed them or if he had a sense of accomplishment. you're flat out shitposting and samefagging at this point
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>>335867058

I like you.
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>>335868098
Just stop trying to justify being a dick, you're not cool for shitting on low-level players.
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>>335867713
pretty sure he said '120' right there lol

i mean nice try but that's just a stupid thing to ask.
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>>335868171
>if they're so terrible at the game
According to what?

>there's no real 'conflict'
According to what?

I got invaded ten minutes ago leveling up my strength character in the catacombs. I've played every Souls games dozens of times and I've played DaS3 three times already. I'm an experienced PvPer who knows the level and had a good build.

Your scenario is made-up bullshit predicated on the fact that every low SL players has never ever played a souls game before and is completely incompetent in every facet.
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>>335868283

Dont you have to be low level to invade low levels? Not seeing the problem
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>>335868223
>all this stammering

jesus christ kid get a grip. low level invaders are fucking noobs, end of story.

Like that's literally how it's always been.
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>get invaded
>they attack you while you talk to an NPC

I'm no honorfag, but that shit's just rude.
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>>335868223
>Anyone who says something I don't agree with is shitposting!
And what are you doing, then? You're just responding to me, you're not adding shit to the discussion.

>Make multiple low-level builds
>Specifically to shit on low-level players
>HURR-DURR how DARE you call me out for being a douchenozzle!
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>>335868171
The point is the online community isn't some hugbox. You get to be as nice or as mean as you want.

Shit, I dropped weapons for people all the time in dark souls 1.
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>>335868401
>have multiple SL35 characters
He just sits around low-level areas and fucks with newbies.
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>>335868421
how badly did you get thrashed in the high wall jesus fucking christ. i've never seen someone cry this much
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>>335868424
>mfw I used to backstab people in undead burg that were talking to the merchant and buying stuff.
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>Souls "PvP"
Is there a bigger joke in all of gaming?
It's just min-maxing shit or abusing lagstabs. Who would play this shit that has no skill involved?
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>>335867507
>Backing up your save won't do shit once the hacker has fucked your save file, the server's already seen it, you are FUCKED.
No you aren't you fucking retard as it warns you first about the invalid file before it bans you, backing up your save is even what Bamco is telling people to do.
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>>335868538
>waaaah why does no one listen to my imaginary rules that you have to be sl100 full build in order to pvp sniff sniff
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>>335868393
>I'm a special snowflake therefore what I say is completely true.

This is you. This is what you sound like.
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>>335867882
retards like you are fucking dumb. spouting "R1 SPAM!!!!" for everything when you literally have to do that to kill things. aint gonna get far by mashing parry like you, dumbcunt.
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>>335860226
Fine, here's your (You).

No need to samefag for it.
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>>335868638

>min-maxing

Why would you build a weak character on purpose?
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>>335868682
>WAAAAAAAH why isn't everyone patting me on the back for being a shitbird I miss my hugbox :(
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>>335868545
... I'm not even that other guy, it's just true low level invaders are nooby. plebby, noobs.


I really don't see the issue here.
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>>335868545
He's probably some shitter that can't get past Pontiff and needs two phantoms and an aldrich fag to escort him to the boss.

>>335868280
Right back at ya.
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>>335868682
>I have multiple level 35 characters and I invade in Undead Burg

>Look at how good I am at Dark Souls!!!!

>Lol you noobs get rekt xD
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>>335868706
How does that refute anything I said? You have no evidence to suggest that everyone who is going through Farron Keep is new to the game. It's a baseless claim. Plenty of players are doing a repeat playthrough, or have played other games in the Series and know what they're doing. You're trying to make the argument that we are not allowed to invade players that are either worse or less experienced than us, which is completely fucking ridiculous
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>>335868708
>have to spam R1 to kill things
God damn you suck. Also, the other guy sucks if he gets killed by R1 spamming. Its the easiest shit to deal with. I say that without ever using parry.
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>>335853818
MOM PULL THE PLUG
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>>335856672
As much as I like hide and seek, it's somewhat ruined by the sneaking suspicion that the person may be using the obscuring ring and is just keeping their distance from me at all times.

With the way stamina is in this game, that basically means never finding them.
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>>335868708
you sound upset. hitting r2 isn't that hard :^)
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>I just invaded a host with the ninja set, havel shield, estoc, and a summon.
>they start camping in the Dragon Mausoleum bonfire
>they use a seed
>mfw I kill them anyway

Carthus curved sword a best.
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>>335867243
Every once in a while someone will have moss for bleed ready since so much shit causes bleed. But both? before I can hit them again, in particular? and healing?
I may just be assuming but I like to think I'm causing some sort of panic.
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>>335853818
THERE IS LITERALLY AN OFFLINE MODE IN THE OPTIONS OF THE GAME
GIT GUD
I
T

G
U
D
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>>335868971
>Plenty of players are doing a repeat playthrough
I don't know, you have no evidence to suggest this, sounds like a baseless claim to me.
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>>335868939
>Look at how good I am at Dark Souls!!!!
>Lol you noobs get rekt xD
Who are you quoting? I can't see anyone in this thread who said that.

Also, the Undead Burg is located in the same relative area as Farron Keep is in relation to the progress of the game. Since you never played DaS I don't expect you to know that, but try to polish off your pointless analogies next time
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>>335868743
I have a min-max character.
I just got past Pontiff and I'm not even level 30.

I get
>Tons of people to invade
>Some new people
>Enough weapon choices to switch tactics
>To invade in more areas that I can use to my advantage
>Can use situational areas as distractions to plan an ambush
>Can get aldrich and way of blue to join in
>Can target specific phantoms since I'm a purple
>Can force them to be a little more cautious
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>twinking faggots in Undead Parish
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>>335869107
>he thinks greentexting means 'quoting'

Oh, so you're a complete fucking retard then, that explains everything.

Have a good one.
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>>335869017
I don't understand people that die to seeds. If you aren't good enough to go through an area taking out all the enemies, why the fuck are you invading in the first place?
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>>335869068
I'm not the one making the claim. You are trying to assert that every single player in Farron Keep is new to the game/series, which is clearly not the case as evidenced by the fact that there are experienced players invading them
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>>335869059
But then I can't read messages to tell me when something's around the corner
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>>335866931
You know what. Keep up the good work
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>>335868971
You do realize everything you're saying is just as baseless, right?

"Plenty of players are doing a repeat playthrough". Yeah. And plenty are doing their first playthrough.

Dude you are crazy.
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>>335869039
Literally never had someone with moss ready, but what I meant was that in general poison resistance seems somewhat high and I could never get enough hits off with the whip to get poison. Like I said I use Ghru curved blade now and once you get up in their face it's almost guaranteed poison time.
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>>335869107
He's not quoting anyone.
Just going full damage control mode.

Have you done any invading in farron keep?
It's always nice kicking the host off the old wolf covenant ladder or watching them get thrown by the stray demon up top.

Farron Keep and Catacombs are some of the best places to invade by far.
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>>335869068
>you have no evidence to suggest this
the guy invading them is evidence. why are you being intentionally obtuse? grow the fuck up and deal with the fact that you can get invaded anywhere you bitchy cunt
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>>335869182
When you are in a 1v4 situation a seed doesn't exactly help
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>>335867507
You're not FUCKED as if you knew a god damn thing besides paranoia is that its not an insta ban
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>>335869182
This.

Seeds literally do nothing. In fact, they make shit worse for the host and phantoms since you can draw aggro from enemies and pull them towards them instead of having to lure the host and his phantoms into them. As long as you're not retarded you can sprint through the level and pull half the fucking enemies towards the host and fuck them over completely by just standing back and hitting them with hunter charms.
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How many disconnects before you're punished.

I'm having some bad luck right now with the power in my area (just after ds3 came out, irony or some shit). I computers shuts off in the middle of an invasion. How many times before I get punished?
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>>335869196
you must really fucking suck at playing games, then
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>>335869150

Im pretty sure thats the intended use for greentexting
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>>335869195
>You are trying to assert every single player is new

Jesus Christ having autism must be really fucking stressful.

No one ever once implied that ever in this entire thread. The majority? Sure. Every single one? No.

>YOU'RE ASSERTING THIS
>PROVE IT

Dude, calm the fuck down. No he isn't.
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>>335869339
>"Plenty of players are doing a repeat playthrough". Yeah. And plenty are doing their first playthrough.
So why are you pretending like a low SL invader is exclusively invading new players? Someone invading Farron Keep has just as high of a chance of invading a noob as someone invading in Anor Londo, or Smoldering Lake, or any area in the game.

>>335869468
What is your actual point then? You were shitting on him for invading new players, but you just admitted that he was invading some players who weren't new. He could have invaded new players at any SL. What SL do you have to be before it is acceptable to invade new players? Which area? Why is that acceptable as opposed to the area before it?
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>>335869195
>You are trying to assert that every single player in Farron Keep is new to the game/series
No, MOST players are new, you made that claim yourself and spouted off as if it's what I had said.
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>>335869452
>implying anyone ever uses it for quoting

This is honestly the worst fucking thread I have seen in months. So much newfaggotry its making my skin crawl

>people actually acting smug about being low-level invaders

You can't make this shit up.
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>>335861223
DSCM changed everything.
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>>335869687
>MOST players are new
according to what, your ass?

id imagine MOST players who are playing dark sous THREE have played some of the other dark souls games. so they're experienced and are fair game fuckface
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>>335869358
>the guy invading them is evidence
...then why is he asking others to prove it for him? And how is he evidence of the players you- I'm sorry, HE'S invading being new or not? You're not making any sense.
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>>335869402
The fact you thought I was being serious tells me it's in fact you who is actually the one that's actually really bad at video games.
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>>335869610
This is what autism looks like.
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>>335869769
he had to play through the game again to get to that point, which is evidence that there are players who are on repeat playthroughs going through that area. this is not a difficult concept
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I just fought my first offhand caestus player, and I can see what people are complaining about.
>See the guy clearly has the caestus in his offhand
>Know that using them for parries is a thing
>Bait out the parry with a fake charge
>He falls for it
>Swing right after the parry for the punish
>He mashes out a second parry in the time it takes me to swing and gets me anyways
>Hornet riposted
>Mfw
What are you even supposed to do to that? The window to hit between parries must be abysmally tiny.
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>>335869610
>So why are you pretending like a low SL invader is exclusively invading new players?
>exclusively
No one said this, you got extremely defensive and said it yourself.
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>>335869468
>>335869837
>no argument
>just keep saying autism over and over again
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>>335869757
Oh my God dude you are seriously autistic aren't you.

Please look at some of the shit you wrote and some of the questions you're asking and please re-evaluate yourself. You can't even type properly anymore.

No one is saying anything besides 'Low Level Invaders Who Act Tough are Faggots'

Which is decidedly true. Take a fucking breather kid, wow.
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>>335869757
>id imagine MOST players who are playing dark sous THREE have played some of the other dark souls games
According to what, your ass?

See, you keep saying
>B-b-but you don't know FOR SURE!
And then turn around and do the same shit, making assumptions you can't prove.

If you have multiple SL35 builds and invade at that level, you're invading mostly new players, people who are on their first playthrough of the game.

Apparently my ass has more common sense than you do, because it dictates that most low-level players in the fastest-selling game in the series yet that just launched a WEEK AGO are likely on their first play.
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Do different weapons have different parry windows? I've been using the parrying dagger, are other parrying things like the buckler better/worse?
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>>335869883
You didn't say it, but your argument presupposes it you fucking moron. If you admit that a number of his invasions are experienced players, then how is invading at SL35 any different than invading at SL60 or SL90? You're bitching about people invading at a low SL, but if you want to invade in early areas you have to be a low SL to get those invasions.
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>>335869961
You have at least 4 different people making fun of you right now.

Better go to undead parish and invade some noobs to feel better about yourself.
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>>335870059
>you're invading mostly new players, people who are on their first playthrough of the game
can i invade people who are new players on their first playthrough of the game in the profaned capital? sounds like you think invasions should be off limits until ng+ or until the invadee has logged at least 100 hours of pvp experience mr. cocksucker
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Question, what level should I be to always be invading as a farron's watch? I really want that shield.
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>>335870197
>4 different people
That's a pretty telltale indicator that 80% of those responses are you.

>>335870059
There is a convent specifically for invasions in that area you delusional twat. Farron Keep is supposed to be a PvP hotspot
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>>335869365
Actually it is the opposite. In a 1v4 they will sit back and try to surround you in an empty space without enemies. They use a seed and now you have backup to bring to the fight. >>335869393 gets it. When I'm up against 4 phantoms, I'm fucking praying that they use a seed to make my life easier. 1v3 is the most I want to deal with without monster backup. 1v3 seems to be the most fun I have with invasions too. Just enough to put pressure on you, but not enough to make it where you lose more than win.
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>>335870121
Because the higher level someone is the more likely they are to be better at the game and more experienced.

I have honestly no clue what part of this you don't understand. Low level invaders are jokes and you're trying to act like it's 'difficult' or some shit.

Like honestly you're just acting defensive as fuck because people are making fun of you for being a noob.

Which you are. Because you have multiple level 35s.

See how that works?
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>>335870059
>a WEEK AGO
17 days is "a week ago"? you should learn how to count before you post
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>>335870083
The parrying dagger had kind of a wonky parry window, same with the scimtar for some reason.

The buckler is supposedly great, but the different animation can throw people off.

>>335870258
I would suggest below level 30 with +2 weapons.
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>>335869182
Most players who die to seeds die within the first five seconds of it being used. They usually get surprise attacks by some massive enemy nearby they didn't notice go hostile and die instantly.
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>>335870392
I honestly have no idea what to say to this response.

I've responded to you, and other people have responded to you, so I mean it's at least 2 different people making fun of you.

Dude you are so fucking weird.
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>>335870483
More like you're being retarded by pretending like low SL invasions are off-limits.

>>335870483
>the higher level someone is the more likely they are to be better at the game and more experienced
Okay, so where do you draw the line? You don't think SL35 invasions are acceptable, so at what SL should invasions be allowed? It seems like you're assuming invasions are supposed to be fair, so should the SL be perfectly even, along with weapon upgrades and hours played?
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>>335853818
TFW I'm a piratefag who will never know what it's like to BM invaders.
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>>335870483
>Because the higher level someone is the more likely they are to be better at the game and more experienced.
This makes sense from a technical standpoint, but my experience is that lvl 40's to 60's are more skilled than anything 80's and above. Maybe I just have a really fucked up experience, but it isn't from a lack of PvP since I've fought over 500 people in DS3.
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>>335870658
>being this fucking assblasted

Rough.
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>>335870483
Low level players who summon 2+ phantoms to go through an area for the first time are more of a fucking joke than the players invading them. Not sure why you're defending co-op shitters unless you're one of them yourself
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>>335870571
Then people need to really learn how to pay attention to their surroundings. Don't go invading expecting to take a leisurely stroll.
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>Roll face across keyboard
>Get replies
You people allow this to happen.
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>>335870658
>More like you're being retarded by pretending like low SL invasions are off-limits.

You are so fucking stupid I'm almost jealous of you.
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>Get into dark souls since the 3rd game is coming out
>Enter the sewer place in DS1
>Get invaded by the scripted NPC, kool
>Get invaded another several times by actual players with rude names
>tfw killed every single one of them

THE GLORY

I hear there's a covenant for invading invaders, my cock is rock hard
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>>335870483
I take great pride in eviscerating PvE faggots and their three buttbuddies in low SL areas. If you're a noob, then give the game a fair shake alone and you will rarely get invaded. If you're barely five hours into the game and you're summoning shitloads of phantoms at the start of every area you deserve every bit of grief you get
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>>335870861
I'm not "Defending" anything. I really don't know why you're making such stupid comments or what your angle is, but my point is that people who invade and act like Billy Badass at level 30 are just complete fucking wankers that are so fucking delusional they actually don't understand why they're shit

Which, quite frankly, this thread seems to prove
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>>335871082
There is.

In DaS1, not DaS3 Because fuck you
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isn't there an offline mode?
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>>335866931
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>>335871242
The person you first quoted wasn't even trying to sell his story like a feat of skill. He was just sharing a method of invading he found to be fun.
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>>335871242
>I'm not "Defending" anything
You're vouching for the noobs who summon over the players who stop noobs from taking the easy way out. Sounds like you're the faggot here bucko
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I get a raging boner when I invade someone wearing full Fallen Knight and using a straight sword + shield
they become my mere plaything
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>>335871131
>rarely get invaded

I'm at Lothric's castle now, and I've done the game by myself outside of bosses and I get invaded at least twice between bonfires. Chances may go up to get invaded when you get a phantom but it's not as if the chance is negligible going it solo.
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>>335871082
>I hear there's a covenant for invading invaders
It also doesn't work.
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>>335871549
Depends on how long you stay embered. That's the player's call though
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>>335871427
>>335871427
Nonono, you nigger, don't put words in my mouth. I didn't say a god damn thing 'vouching for people who summon' Not a word.

I'm simply saying the people who gloat and act tuff, while invading on a fucking level 30, are memelord 'git gud xD' faggots that everyone hates. Don't be a fucking nigger about it. This has always been true.
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>>335871549
It's possible to be invaded, but as a solo player you're at the very bottom of the invasion list, and then you're also contending with other solo players.

Some players say they've been invaded, but many more say they haven't. I've personally only been invaded a single time by a watchdog in crab land. I killed him and was never invaded again for the rest of the game.
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>tfw you fully wipe a 4v1 ganksquad

It's REALLY noticable the difference in skill/build quality when invading compared to when fight club PvP'ing
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>>335862886
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>>335871837
>people who gloat and act tuff
then you're not talking to anyone in this thread, cause the original guy who posted that sounded like he was just having a bit of fun giving the host a hard time.

>don't put words in my mouth
irony since that's all you've been doing this whole time
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>>335870749
not him but im inclined to agree with u, have a pretty high level pyro sl110 and i run into alot of scrubs. i think its cuz noobs dont know u really dont need to keep leveling up
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Why the fuck is my Circlet greyed out? My internet shit itself a lot suddenly and I didn't know that you could get soft banned for this shit.

Why can't I use this dumb circle?
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>>335871998
you are fucking retarded lol.

like nigga read the fucking thread
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>hang out in front of pontiff fog
>debating summoning help or not
>get invaded
>walk into fog
>homeward bone out
>repeat
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>>335871837
The majority of souls players have a critical lack of braincells at all points in the game.

It never stops being surprising how people at the end of the game can still behave like they had only just started playing. There's not even an excuse against low level invaders in DaS3 because they have literally nothing even going for them.

It doesn't matter what level you invade at. Most people lack any sort of meaningful skill to be proud of overcoming.
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>>335861223
Anon you replied to. Already installed it and it's working wonders. Thanks anyway.
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>>335853818
Just fight them off, jesus. 99% of people you'll encounter in the game are fucking awful at fighting other people.

There's the roll-happy ones who freak out as soon as you touch them and waste all their stamina rolling away so all you have to do is time your hits correctly.

There's the people who try to spam their attacks and just sort of pray to whatever god they believe in that the attack will land. Theses ones are also easy to counter with a little timing.

There's the people who cannot fight at all so because they're so used to hiding behind phantoms but as soon as you get them alone they shit the bed.

And there's the folks who try to have some sort of janky build that if you counter the one thing they're focused on trying to do their whole plan falls apart.

And in the case you actually encounter a good player just have it out and see who wins. Playing with other people is half the fun of the games.
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>>335853818
>invade someone
>they get killed before I even find them
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>>335871862
Stop posting mai waifu
or else
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>>335872263
If you can't use the circlet, that means you haven't received your bun.
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>>335872551
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>>335862886
I don't get it
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Why is it most invaders lag around, invisible most of the time, and fucked up hit boxes and staggers for days after pontif?
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>>335856585
watching retards like you die is fun
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>>335864536
I think people are just trading items using friends between older characters and newer ones
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>>335872193
Exactly. If you have to be level 80 to beat a boss that everyone else beats at lvl 50, then obviously a higher level doesn't mean you are more skilled.
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>>335872371
Y'know all of that is completely fair, now isn't it.
That means the low level invaders are even more plebby than ever and they have no idea.

How terrible.
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>>335872450
>Theses ones are also easy to counter with a little timing.
Leo ring was made for this game. My Dragonslayer Spear counter hits R1 spammers for half of their health, and watching them flip out never stops being funny.
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>>335856152
>go into options menu
>change to launch offline
>can now user ember and never be invaded
its not that hard holy shit
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>>335872573
There is no way I am not being penalized. My friend who summoned me 6 times in a row (and I got DC'd 6 times in a row) can't even see my sign anymore.

There's also this.
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>dark souls 3
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>>335872772
>Y'know all of that is completely fair, now isn't it
You lost me.
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>>335873009
I'm saying everything you said are 'fair statements' meaning I agree and see them as truth.
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>>335866837
> I ran into some dude using full Nameless king gear and the spear on my level 30 dickwraith.
was that yesterday on highwall? you used something like broad sword and shield. I was on NG+ SL100.
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>>335872819
Yeah, it's almost sad how much people panic as soon as they're hit. Especially when you can just walk alongside them as the roll and hit them once they run out of stamina or are out of their invincibility frames. A lot of players seem to think rolling makes them untouchable.
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>>335872948
Try the usual troubleshooting solution of reseting your game, then the internet, then your computer.

Something could have screwed up when your internet took a dump. If that doesn't work/you did that and the circlet still doesn't work and you get no signs, you may be fucked.
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>>335873097
Wow, yeah, I misread that for some reason and it sounded nonsensical.

While I'm not defending low level invaders acting like they're gud, it does still require more skill then in previous games because you're on an even playing field no matter how low you go. Can't bring your +15 rape stick to the playground like every other game.
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>>335872948
It tells you when you're soft banned, maybe your internet's just shit?
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>>335853818
>Invade
>Find host and his sunbuddy
>Both doing that goofy shield stance dance
>Sunbro starts spinning around me hoping to start it off with a backstab or something, shield still up
>Kick
>Riposte
>Ded
>Chase host down a hallway as he flees in terror and disconnects
I laughed so hard. Funny how some people can't take the heat 1v1.
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>>335853818
>>You have been invaded by a mad dark spirit
>white branch into a crate near the bonfire
>grapist runs around looking for me for like 20 min and black crystals out
He must have ran by me like 5 times. Wooden crate seems kind of out of place at the crucifixion woods bonfire don't you think?
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>>335856152
>TFW I've been told this after killing a guy three times before he could get to O&S.

Git gud
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>>335857639
>phantom Top dps has been summoned
>first to die to the boss
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>>335856152
Why don't you pull the plug BEFORE you start the game therefore you start in offline and play offline?
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>>335853818
>Be on the lookout and hope for the best
Oh well, PVP has always been Russian Roulette on Australian internet, you can't really get upset about it after a point, enjoy your win if you get it.

Deal with it if you don't.
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>>335873138
Nah I was at Ithryll and this happened like a week ago.
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>get embered from boss
>don't even want to play because 90% chance I get invaded by some youtube faggot instead of cool /v/ bro
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>>335874084
Now with video if anyone cares
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>>335874345
>Invaded by Watchdog
>Fighting Heysel currently
>Bash brothers are heading my way
>Everythingisfuck.jpg
>Run into ruins
>Just hide next to a wall
>Watchdog runs by and turns around back the way she came
>Put on Phantom ring
>Change gear to look like a totally different character
>One man sneaking mission
>Bolt out a door way and sprint across the swamp
>"I'm just a phantom the guy you're looking for summoned earlier"
>She spots me at a distance
>Comes looking
>Actually catching up
>Run up the hill towards half way bonfire
Dive down the small cliffs as she's closing in
>Dive against a cliff wall
>Unequipall to show off my hollowed shell
>collapse gesture next to a corpse against rocks
>Jumps down near me
>justacorpse.jpeg
>Stops
>continues jumping down heading off towards BK
>Never finds me

It was fun, and gestures are actually useful against players.
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>invade
>it's always 3 faggots
>try to use the map to my advantage
>they literally stand there

Wew
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>get invaded in Dragonpeak near first bonfire
>invader is cool as fuck, sits down while I deal with big fuck you snake monster
>try not to lose my cool, I-I can handle some simple PvE
>get swiped off the second story of a fort and die to fall damage, not even an out of bounds death either
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>>335853818
>Farming shackles in Archives.
>See this thread
>"Invading world as mad spirit"
>Look around for 10 seconds
>"Connection error occurred. Returning back to your world."

Fucking come on, at least look at me to see what you're against.
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>Honorfags
>Hitboxes
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>>335853818

I am not a huge souls fan but I do like to try them out when they come out so I just pirated it. Wont have to deal with the meme spirits.
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People who literally panic and quit then they get invaded are a special kind of bitch

It's like they invented a new way to pussy out. A new way to be a little bitch. It's amazing.
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>>335874834
are you me? Been fucking people up all day with BKGA, knighslayer/horsehoof/hornet/obscuring. Just getting all dem parries and guard break ripostes, hell yeah so easy
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>>335866931
>Implying you aren't shit
>Implying you don't sit there spamming R1 desperately trying to kill the big mean red as he rolls around you effortlessly after realizing you're hacking
>Implying you don't burst into tears when he black crystals after ten minutes of embarrassing you
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>>335875586
I flat out stopped equipping the hornet ring in most of my invades because I feel cheap using it. I understand why it's balanced the way it is - killing hosts is insanely difficult otherwise, but oneshotting people is just dirty. Shitters get guardbroken so easily too that it's basically a free kill on every phantom with a shield
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>>335875861
eh the deck is stacked against invaders anyways so I don't mind using it
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>>335875928
Yea I don't blame people, I just feel like it's too easy to hyperarmor through a guardbreak and immediately one-shot them with the riposte. Then again, I've been one-shotting phantoms left and right on my SL40 sorcerer with crystal soul spear so I have no idea why the hornet ring in particular bothers me.
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Since there's no webm thread up I'll post a few more

I really wish you could hear my friend's "NOOOOoooo"
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>invade
>host has three phantoms and a blue
>seed of giants is active
>host is T-posing
>all the other reds that join are useless and charge in, die, and give them free estus charges while I'm just trying to kill at least one with Obscuring Ring+greatbow
>they spam emotes when they eventually kill me
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>>335876418
You have to learn when to run away. I killed a host and three phantoms by never engaging them directly. I'd just pester them every now and again, chucking fireballs or pretending i was coming in for an attack when they were fighting other enemies, and disengage whenever they'd try to come attack me, going to hide amongst some enemies or in a spot with a bottleneck or choke point. Eventually they ran out of patience and tried to rush me in an area full of bad guys so they were easy pickings. You'll never out fight a group that large so your only choice is to outwit them.
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>>335875861
Sometimes I just feel like they deserve it
Starting and ending a fight in a single blow is so satisfying
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>that kid who slide to school
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>>335875586
Is the horsehoof ring really necessary?

I've yet to find anybody that I couldn't break their guard in a single kick unless they're using a greatshield, and kicks don't do shit to greatshields even with the ring.
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>>335858107
serious two
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>>335877218
Nah it's useless. Greatshields are impregnable no matter what you equip
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>>335877006
>Riposte somebody
>Another player swings at me multiple times while I'm invincible
Literally every single time there are multiple people around.
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>>335877218
Better safe than sorry, once they see you kicking they usually stop raising their shields so it's always best to make sure it works the first time.
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>finally get to NG+
>come home from shit day of work
>REV UP THOSE GANK SQUADS
>Updating Dark Souls 3. Ready to launch in approximately 23 hours 47 minutes

Guess I'll just go to fucking sleep then, fuck you steam.
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>>335876826
>You have to learn when to run away
I do know, I just ran out of level. Seed of Giants really limits your options.
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>>335853818
>invade Irithyll
>host plug pulls
>no mobs in sight
>shortcut is open
>see three phantom disconnected messages
He had 3 buddies, I was alone with likely no chance to run for help, he was almost certainly in front of the fog door, and he still dc'ed.
I don't understand.
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>>335877723
His connection might have just been utter shit.

Sometimes that happens.
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>>335876409
What axe is that?
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>>335874834
i dont understand disconnecters

not like you lose anything important if you die
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>>335877515
Yeah, but there are so many good rings to equip over something that will maybe help you once in a blue moon.

It's not like you're in trouble when it happens either since kicks give a hefty block stun when it doesn't shield break.
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>>335877916
>muh souls
>muh progress
>muh ember
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>>335877689
If I ever get cornered I just Black Crystal out.
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Anyone here go to heavily invaded areas, blend into the enrivonment and just go afk while dumb fuck invaders stack up? I once left my game on all night as I slept and people were still invading me and I wasted around 8 hours of invaders collective time.

Never felt so accomplished and satisfied with myself, literally playing their own game against them. Fuck invaders, they are weak people.
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>>335859037
>hosts are too retarded to realize this
>when you tell them they deny it
>convinced I use cheatengine to find them
When they turn into a glowing, burning grave post in the swamp and then sit in a dark corner, it just makes me angry.
Just sit in the open in a shaft of light and it will be convincing, plus harder to see the cinders without a dark fucking backdrop.
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>>335877898
>my invasion killed his fps
Now I just feel bad for him.
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>INT vs STR
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>>335870483
Your not wrong honestly.
In dark souls 1 i had a sl 10 build that i just sat around all day to kill twink invaders. They always gave the best fan mail.
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>get summoned for boss
>get invaded because host is dicking around
>gets greedy and runs after red man, thinking his squad of sun people is gonna back him up
>tfw i path of dragon and let the shitter die

they always wear artorias armor too
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>>335878560
>Conchita Wurst

heh
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>>335875497
>backstep has no iframes now

Why did they do that? It's completely useless now
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>>335878372
It's not worth playing hide and seek when the possibility exists that the host is doing something shitty which makes it actually impossible to find them.

Things like:
>Using the obscuring ring in big open areas so you can ensure invaders never get near you
>Abusing certain broken fog walls (Like the Pontiff one) so that you're not even in the level and invaders can't actually get to you, and never know if you're really there or not
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>>335878372
Over the weekend I plan to go through Grand Archives but not trigger any of the tell-tale signs of progression (crystal lizards missing, shortcuts open, crystal sage still at initial spawn point, etc.) and then just sit at some hiding spot with fingers, seed, and way of blue active.

Just helping Blades of the Darkmoon get their Miracle so they can move on to some covenant that didn't get reduced to meme-tier.
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>>335878903
>pontiff fucks up and doesn't kick my invasion
>free bone
>happens again
>five more times
Best boss.
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>>335853818
>lay down red summon sign
>1v1
>beat host within an inch of his life
>he starts chugging
I can't be the only one who instantly finds the nearest cliff to jump off

Seriously. Fuck chuggers.
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>>335878372
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Reds are the most butthurt retards nowadays. Look at all these pathetic little shits in this thread.
>h-have f-fun not being able to s-summon!
Ohhh booo hooo, somebody wants to play the game in a more single player manner, without being invaded, and your only way of getting back at them is to say that they won't be able to summon. Like they didn't already know that, and as if they're obligated to allow you to invade them if they don't want you to. As if there isn't a massive amount of people who will happily accept your invasion, but no, you wanted to come on 4chan to be butthurt about this one person you can't invade, and spite them in the only way you can. "W-well u can't summon!!! ;_;" It's literally the most childish statement you could possibly make.
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>>335879512
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When does end soft cap?
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>>335879604
Ironically, this probably the third or forth most butt hurt post in the thread.
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Souls community in itself is kind of delusional altogether. From the Reds that invade people trying to play the game with a minmaxed build and then complain when the host comes up with a strategy they cannot counter to the people who in the first place complain that people are invading them on a game that doesn't forces you to stay online all the time and actually gives you some human challenge if you do; both kind of players shouldn't complain if the rules are not of their liking. They just should accept it and find a strategy to deal with it.
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>Failed to retrieve latest calibrations

WHAT THE FUCK
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>>335879161
Nah, I mean the fog gate after Pontiff. You connect to the level before actually passing the fog gate, so you can stand behind it while people invade you and they can't touch you at all.
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>>335878809
It's still useful in pvp because if you light attack it does the running attack instead. you can backstep a slow weapons swing and then catch them with the running attack. Or you can backstep jumping attack then light attack for the running attack, gets almost everyone.
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>that steam friend who's an honor fag and won't shut up about his hatred for rat bros, bell boys and chuggers
No one fucking cares, thank god you shut the fuck up for 3.
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>>335880207

What actually happens is you backstep a large weapon, still get hit because of phantom range and no iframes
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>>335879875
>explain why you're wrong
>n-no I'm not butthurt you are!!!
Good one, I guess.
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Is it possible to parry out of stunlock from the 2kat?
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>>335867490
man I wish heavy weapons didn't suck for pve
but I also wish carry weight and str were put together
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Is there an accurate list of changes yet for the patch? I wanna know what they did to magic.
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>>335880738
>want a heavy weapon
>need to dump 20 points into str to use them in the first place
>then you need to add 15 end so you can swing more than twice
>then you need to add equip load
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>>335880863
it hurts, hold me
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>>335880863
>then you realize your weapon does barely more damage than a couple thrusts with an estoc, and with more fatigue and recovery frames to boot
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>>335881119
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Pop a Young White Branch and Seed of a Giant Tree, sit back in a far off corner and let the NG++ monsters do all the work for you. Bonus points for being Way of Blue.
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>>335881506

Does NG still invade NG+ and beyond if SL is fine? I might do exactly that.
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>>335881607
I'm towards the end of NG+ hanging out at SL 120 and I see tons of summon signs all over the place. Seems like it's just level dependent
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>>335881607

Pretty sure it doesn't factor into invasions, that's what I've seen
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>From makes the Fog Ring in DaS1; makes you semi invisible and can't be locked on to
>Community instantly shits its pants crying in rage about how shitty it is and the ring gets patched ASAP
>From then decides to have the Obfuscating Ring in DaS3 that makes you COMPLETELY FUCKING INVISIBLE until you're inside lock on range unless they're stupid and string an arrow or take damage

Jesus christ they literally can't learn can they.
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>>335882204

newfag detected
rosaria's ring is literally the thief ring from das
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MOM PULL THE PLUG NOW
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>>335857639
>invade guy called Git Gud
>uses dark sword AND estoc
>goes through 8 sippies while I've used one
>tries summoning several phantoms
>dies to poison
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>>335874516
>telling someone who wants to play a singleplayer game to get good at the forced multiplayer
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So I prepared myself in advance to make sure Greriat doesn't die am when sending him to Borial valley

Guess what fucking happened

I just recently found him dead on tne sewers

Apparently, discovering Ithryll dungeon causes Seigward to teleport to being captured in profane capital

FUCK
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>>335882204
>string an arrow
Oh, shit, does that make you visible?
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>>335860310
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>wear obscuring ring
>wait till gank squad runs into elevator
>quickly scoot in with my BKGA
>go to town, killing half of them while bringing the others to like 1%
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How many Estus flasks can you get on your first play through and how far can you enhance it? I've got 14 flasks at +9 and I want to get available before starting NG+.
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>>335882524
You mean Demons' Souls, not Dark Souls. You were still partially visible and any status effects (stamina regen e.t.c.) made you stand out like a motherfucker.

The obfuscating ring makes you completely invisible until you're in lock on range unless the wearer tries to use a projectile weapon (not sure about thrown weapons though) or spells or if they take damage you can see their health bar.
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>>335862261
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>>335882790
>forced multiplayer

But that's wrong, after he died the first time he had absolulely no reason to go human. Only soft humanity gets drop rate up, he had literally no reason to go human unless he wanted to summon, where invading is completely fair.
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>>335882683
>dies to poison
How? Poison is pathetic.

I found out you can actually negate it by using the Sun Princess Ring and a blessed weapon.
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>>335882994
I don't know if it makes you completely visible but the other person can see the arrow itself which depending on where you are make you stick out pretty bad. If you're clever you can still get some really easy kills by knocking people off narrow ledges with the dragonslayer bow.
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>>335883035
15 and +10.

Annoyingly, that means your flask count is always rounded down as a phantom.
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>>335882790
Just don't ember then
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>>335862261
Why would someone do this?
They're not going to lose anything if they have cheat engine.
There's literally no reason not to just play & die fairly.
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>>335853818
don't do this guys I disconnected from pro invaders like five times in a week and got softbanned and then used the white ring and then did it again once more and now I can't play online :'(
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>>335883102
>Want to summon Solaire for a boss
>Keep getting invaded before I can get to the fog and clear the area for a safe summon
Wow, that sure is helpful.
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>>335883201
Now I get to figure out which one of each I've missed
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>tfw doing an SL1 run
>Haven't gotten any kind of PvP since High Wall even while using dried finger AND Blue Sentinels

My weapon is +3, is this how it's going to be for the rest of this run? I kinda wanted to fight some tryhard twinks or help some new players as a blue or something.
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>>335874834
>MOOOM, PULL THE CORD
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>>335883370
You know you have a 15-minute pvp-free timer after banishing an invader, right?
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Quick post funnies

https://my.mixtape.moe/bcrxax.webm
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>>335880390
Ohhh boooo hoooo hooooo
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>Invade in the second lowest level are in the game
>This is what happens
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>>335884218
What's that symbol next to Mitch's name mean?
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>>335884323
Voice chat enabled
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>>335884218
SUNLIGHT WARRIOR MITCH
BOUT TO MAKE YOU HIS
BITCH
I
T
C
H
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>>335884540
Mitch actually rolled off the bridge to his death seconds later.
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>>335884589
Sounds like Mitch
Was a real bitch
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If this was you I hope you die
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>>335884323
>>335884380
High level players getting their stats toned down to meet the host level via password matching.
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>>335884540
>>335884589
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>>335884682
>that perfect timing
Loving ever laugh
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>>335884682
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>>335884682
the greatweapon backstab animations are such ass, DaS2 had better ones
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>a connection error occured
>returning to your world
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>>335868638
>lagstabs

Allthough I agree DaS PvP has never been stablr and there are a lot of laggy matches, I've lately encountered 0 lag issues in PvP. I could even properly parry (and be parried).

Shit was fun.
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>playing all souls games offline because I can't stand shitheads invading my game when i'm just trying to do pve
>mfw seeing all those butthurt invaderbabbies complaining about gank squads and bans for using cheat engines in every DaS3 thread

DaS3 might be my favorite souls game just because of the sheer amount of butthurt it caused. Also Bloodborne lets you play offline without having to disconnect, why the fuck DaS3 can't do the same?
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>>335885098
>literally missing out on half the game
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Which is a comfy build for pvp.
I have been running around with 30str 30dex everything else to vigor and endurance.

Also is faith any good ? Which other stat goes well with it str ?
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>>335885212
Fundamentally broken and badly coded part of the game.

I still got at least 100 hours of fun just doing pve in every souls game.
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>>335885420
>comfy build for pvp

Shut your mouth you meme loving fuck.
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>>335856152
Why did you:
- Buy a game that has such an online
- Go online
- Get in ember form

You fucking faggot you know very well that those things have consequences stop acting like a child.
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>>335856152
(You)
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>>335885625
Just don't trigger my pump-a-rum
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Why the fuck is Aldrich's faithful so alive yet Watchdogs and Blue Sentinels are so dead?
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>>335863737
Piratefag here, where are the npc summons?
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>>335886109
Because muh half digested boipussy.
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>>335863871
*fills in box*
Oh u
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>>335886158
On the ground you (you)
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>>335886109
Most people fuck up watchdogs because they don't equip the covenant until they're in a level range that most people are already through the forest and not planning to go back. Blues are dead because they require level + weapon range AND someone to get invaded while wearing a specific covenant beforehand, and living long enough to constitute summoning you.

Aldritch's area is heavy on PvP so the levels of characters there ranges heavily, which is why it's more busy.
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>>335853818
>he plays DS on a laptop
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>>335885098
I think to turn the game offline at the start, you have to start the game, then go into settings and set the game to start in offline, then restart the game and you can play offline. Don't know why it's that annoying
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>>335856152
>they don't even duel me honorably
Stopped reading there
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>>335886281
The range from 20 - 35 is working perfectly with farron. Missed it on my first char and made a new one for it.

Works fine. Made a cleric and get almost everytime summoned with another random buddy. He kills the hosts and i'll heal him when he's in a low.

Hosts will chase me when they notice and the other guy has the time to kill.

It's fun
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>>335856152
>if you wanna be a faggot then i can be a faggot too
Oh, anonkun, I never doubted you for a second! <3
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>that feeling of empowerment when you grab the host with sacred flame and oneshots him while his 3 phantoms are trying to attack you out of the animation.

I think this is the closest to rape i have ever come.
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>>335886863
Sliding your fist into his stomach as three phantoms watch in horror
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What's the difference between purples and reds anyway? I don't understand.
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>invaded host of embers desir
>great machete
>this gon b ez
>every time he drops below 2/3 hp he gets an instant estus heal
>another watchdog shows up
>we're just fucking ripping into him
>it keeps happening
the fuck is this bullshit
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>>335887015
Purples summoned via sign can fight everyone including the world's enemies. That's about it really, besides their color.
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>>335887015
Grape is the wild card choice
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>>335887015

Purples are absolute madmen who can complete their objective by killing other phantoms instead of just the host.
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>>335887181
How can i even be a purple when i missed the cage guy and fought greatwood ?
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>>335887287
You can't
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>>335887287
sounds like you already know the answer to that question
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>>335866913
Dude low level pvp has always been the best. Your gear is poop, their gear is poop, can have loads of fun just poking at each other for minutes.
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>>335856152
>muh honorabru duel
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>>335887287
Complete Sirris's questline
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>>335887287
give a pale tongue to rosaria and talk to sirris, the rest from there is obvious
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>>335869150
>>335869706
You're literally trying TOO hard.
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>>335853818
You can just launch the game in offline mode, you know.
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>invade crucifixion woods
>phantoms everywhere, complete clusterfuck
>fall off that cliff that circles the bogwater
>don't want to run back around so i start chucking firebombs up over the ledge
>blueberry vanquished, forked tongue acquired
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>>335874834
haha was this pre fugs nerf?
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>>335887637
She left. Shieeet
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>>335887917
give the handmaid the goddamn dreamchaser's ashes and find yourself a motherfucking black bow of pharis you dumb fucking piece of garbage. the ashes are near the old wolf of farron bonfire and the bow is rear-left of the farron keep fire

also dont touch rosaria

you braindead dum dum
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>>335888073
Already joined rosaria and turned in a tongue. i fucked up i guess.

Well it's not like we only play one char.

Even rang the bell without thinking twice
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yiBf0WZ9g0

Claws are fun and strong.
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>tfw Sirris got all buttmad when you imouto-zoned her in favor of Rosaria

I helped your grampa you autist bitch
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>>335884323
friend summons

they can be any level but stats get scaled down to hosts

its absolutely abuseable since you can resummon instantly if they die/run out of estus and black crystal
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>>335853926
>Gets punished
>Uses item thats given to you at start of game to undo punish
>Summon 3 phantoms for last boss anyway

Niggas gonna nig man
>>
How's the netplay this time around? Especially for Europoors on PC.
>>
>shitters summoning 3 phantoms for bosses
Fucking stop, there's no reason to triple their HP and make the fight take way longer when one phantom gets the job done perfectly fine.
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>>335872551
>Lain
>waifu
Ever considered killing yourself you disgusting excuse for a human faggot?
>>
>>335889958

People summon 3 phantoms from start of level towards the boss so they assume the boss will go smoother with 3 phantoms as well.
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>>335858903
I agree 100%. Dark Souls was fun in pvp and when DS2 hit, I changed up everything and it was so much fun.

DS3 literally doesn't even have Poise currently working for players. It's all fucking Estocs and heavy weapons and washing pole to take maximum advantage of that fact.

Why the fuck is Poise turned off for players anyway?
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>>335855673
>thinking that by disconnecting youre pissing someone off
we have unlimited invasions bruv, we lose nothing. :-)
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>>335891025
DaS1 style poise was broken as fuck. DaS2 was more fair after all the patches, but DaS3's priority is Miyzaki creative shit instead of meticulous Tanimuira mechanical design.
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>>335872687
>I haven't played the game
Okie.
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>>335857780
>complaining about dark meme, nippon steel and rapers

Estoc is the only weapon that could be considered better than it should be, how about you learn to play the game and be less salty about losing
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>>335858872
I love it when they get hit a few times, bring out their buckler/small leather shield and let you just run up and backstab then
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>>335869869
So its like that painting guardian sword in das2? It will get nerfed to shit.
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>>335872672
he's underwater laying on his back under the pads
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>>335853818
I just battle anyway. The rewards for wining are highland you have chances a bluefag appears to assist you anyway.
>>
Do idiots who do this realize its like alt-f4ing when you're losing a boss fight? Its just cheating
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I really can't understand why people would need to do this

Especially with how easy it is to summon a blueberry or dorkmoon
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>invade dark sword faggot
>parry him 3 times
>he chugs like crazy
>on the last parry where he has barely any HP left he ALT-F4's before the riposte hits
>message him "better luck next time cuck"
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>>335891025
That was old poise.
Maybe new poise just adds hyperarmor frames.
And maybe it needs to add more then it currently has because most people don't even notice it.

I have been experimenting with the wolf ring and a claymore and I do remember a few times getting clipped and not staggered, but I do remember a ton of times where I did get staggered.
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Who here enjoys joining random people for co-op?
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>>335894318
I like showing people secrets and hidden loot
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>>335894318
>Join player after long ass loading screen
>PLAYER HAS DIED
>Another fucking loading screen
Jesus fuck, let me at least be able to revive him so I don't have to keep going through loading screens
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>>335894318
I enjoy leading noobs to the mimic under the dragon and getting them killed.
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>>335853818

I fight them. If I die, I only lose and ember, since I'm not fucking retarded enough to not run to near a bonfire.

Seriously, just fight the fucking invader. Then farm yourself more embers.

On top of that, you can literally fucking already have 2 other defenders in your game before some fuck even gets to your world.

Invaders are underpowered as fuck, I'm not complaining, neither should you.

The one's I've encountered that HAVE killed me are actually pretty skilled.
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>>335853818
>dark spirit invades
>its just me by my lonesome
>fuck him so hard he actually fucking runs to enemies to heal and bait me
>disconnect because hes a diaper boy
>get hatemail asking if mommy pulled the ethernet for me
I aint fighting no bitchass scrub lord who needs help fighting one guy.
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>>335886512

>every invader thread on /v/ is bitching about how hosts heal/have summons
>WAAAAH NO HONOR
>every actual invader hides behind enemies and chugs like crazy
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>>335895780
that some real nice mental gymnastics you have since youre a fucking little bitch pussy that quit in the first place

even using "lauhging" reaction images lol ,you're pathetic
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>>335896609
Why wouldnt they use enemies that are on the level and not drink estus you fucking retard.

Summons actually play the game for you you big baby, you're so fucking stupid with your backwards reasoning it's hilarious
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>>335862886
I'm not sure what's funnier, the camouflage or that guy rolling instead of walking
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>>335896897

>Why wouldnt they use enemies that are on the level and not drink estus you fucking retard.

Reading comprehension is hard. There are NON STOP threads on /v/ complaining that invasions are not 'fair' for invaders. You can play like a huge faggot all you want but you give up any chance whatsoever to complain about anything the host does.

I don't expect the godawful PC 'community' to understand though. It's night and day playing DS3 PC compared to the last few games on consoles.

>>335896835

this is how EVERY invader I've fought plays. They take one hit and run across the entire fucking level to chug estus. I've never disconnected or black crystal'd once but I can't blame someone for not wanting to spend 45 minutes or more chasing some retard around.
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>>335884682
>getting mad about it
How does that not get your dick hard? You fucking embarrassed them. Imagine them sitting there, router cable in hand, fuming about how your win wasn't "earned," how "cheap" you were, how "unfair" PvP is.
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