Would you take your favorite Pokemon to the beach, /v/?
Only if I get to enjoy a nice, warm fire innawoods afterwords.
>>335841114
Im not a fan of the beach, but It'd totally takeherfor a nice day out in the city
>>335841305
Camping is nice. Warming up afterwards back at home with a delicious cup of hot cocoa would definitely be something to look forward to.
>>335841557
Sightseeing is always great, especially with loved ones.
>>335841114
no I'd take him camping
>furfags
>>335841557
>her
It's like youwant to trigger people.
Anyways, my favorite 'Mon is a tie between Garchomp and Gardevoir. I think I'd rather go on a super-sonic flight with Garchomp then enjoy a bonfire on the beach at night with Gardevoir.
Actually, being /comfy/ in bed and reading a book with your 'Mon would be nice too.
>>335841114
Doesn't vp have daily gardevoir generals for this shit?
>>335841880
Bedtime stories are the best.
Can you even communicate to Gardevoir in English?
I'd rather take her out for a nice picnic where we'd share some food and stories.
>>335842434
Since they can speak telepathically, presumably they can "tap into" your knowledge of English, and use that to talk to you. Seems only logical.
>>335842447
A picnic on a hill like this sure would be great.
>>335842434
For the sake of fantasy, yes.
>>335842434
I would imagine so, since Ralts talked to Max via telepathy in the anime and understood human language, and one of its in-game abilities is telepathy.
I want to impregnate Gardevoir and have her give birth to half-human, half-Ralts babies
>>335841114
I wanna see lewds of her using this outfit
>>335841114
Yes and then we have sex on the beach.
>>335843334
That is a very nice rack.
>>335843334
>Cowtits
Furfag purge 2.0 when?
>>335843656
never ever
Would you let your Pokemon learn any instruments?
>tfw like male Ralts
>tfw make my Gardevoir always male
>tfw Gardevoir is SirKnight in Moon Runes
>he still plays pokemon
>>335843582
>fugging a Kirlia
Kill yourself. I'm not even joking.
I want a pokemon to ride my cock
Preferably Ampharos, Meowstic, or Cinccino.
>>335843817
>he doesn't play pokemon anymore
>>335843734
I'd let her play my saxophone if you know what I mean
>gardevoir
>furry
Remember no vidya
>>335843867
lewd kirlia is top though, not as high as lwed gardevoir, but close.
>>335844005
>he replies to tripfags
>>335844028
Jazz isn't really my kind of music, but hey, to each his own.
>>335843989
>Ampharos
Muh nigga.
>>335844050
How is gardevoir not furry?
>>335844184
No fur, scales, or feathers?
>>335844376
It's a pokemon, and all pokemon fall into the furry category.
>>335844184
Gardevoir is more like a Monster Girl, which is a kind of subset of Furry.
>Furry
>Bug Girl
>Dragon Girl
>Monster Girl
>Sharks
>etc.
>>335844184
Not an anthropomorphized animal
Man, I really want me one of these cards.
>>335844447
The games say People are pokemon too.
Would you catch her /v/?
>>335844501
>Gardevoir is more like a Monster Girl, which is a kind of subset of Furry
This whole sentence is wrong.
>>335844524
>tfw got that and the mega on the first opening
Feels great.
>>335844592
>humans
>>335844667
You're quite the lucky duck.
Would It be possible to marry your Gardevoir in the Pokemonworld?
>>335844627
you just hate the fact that you fap to monstergirls, and are therefore a furry.
>>335844770
In ancient Sinnoh it would be, according to game canon.
>>335844524
>that artstyle
they know their audience
>>335844810
What an odd thing to get from my comment.
Are you perhaps projecting?
>>335844524
>not posting the Mega
Yes!
>>335844524
>>335844980
What's with the fucking pins?
>>335844980
>Includes both Gardevoirs
welp. Seems like I'm buying the card now
>>335845091
>ampharos in a swimsuit
N-nice!
>>335844935
It's just well-made and KAWAII SUGOI DESU
Not really sure I understand your point.
>>335844980
I'm not a fan of that one desu.
I can take some draw requests if you guys have any. I'm not very fast at drawing though.
>>335844592
Is she mocking the viewers size with that finger gesture?
Pretty hot desu, the thought of a tiny dick getting buried in huge tits or an ass is good stuff.
>>335845091
>that bayleef in a one-piece
Perfection.
>>335844980
>>335844524
also these do pretty well with a xerneas and aromatisse (however you spell it) in the current meta.
>>335845172
draw her sittingin a beach wearing OP's outfit
>>335841114
>>335844592
that and more anon.
>>335845172
Its fine. Actually, if you're really up for it, it'd be awesome if you could draw Gardevoir dozing off while trying to read a book.
>>335845172
Draw Gardevoir's butt
>>335845304
I don't play the card game, I've just been interested in peeking my head into the world of collecting the cards.
>>335845172
Draw Gardevoir doing a self portrait.
And she's naked with the paint palette blocking her nipples.
For reasons.
>>335844980
So revealing
>>335844935
They absolutely do.
>>335845104
>Additionally, each of these cards feature a number of charms down the left side of the artwork, and each charm is said to tell a story about the Pokémon in the illustration.
The hearts mean "close friends" and the stars mean "good battler", it's just for aesthetic.
>>335845172
Female Gardevoir holding hands with her male trainer
>>335845632
This is a SFW board, buddy.
>>335844524
>>335844980
>Gardevoir and M Gardevoir have the charms for friend and battler
>But not the charm for pure
What does it mean
>>335845091
>>335845134
>that ampharos
Yes!
>>335845959
>taking the stick into the water
>>335845615
>heads all tilted the same direction
>those soulless black void eyes
That's creepy, man.
>taking a fucking Garchomp named Jaws to the beach
This seems like a recipe for disaster
>you will never take your favorite Water-type Pokemon to the beach and go swimming under the sea with it
>>335846072
Better?
>>335845835
What is going on there?
>>335846279
He walked in on a Gardevoir
>>335846228
>the reflection of a poffin in its eyes
I never noticed
>>335846369
Huh, that's a pretty neat little detail.
>>335846228
>not pure
No it's shit
>>335846452
But it's 4x Charming
Is this better?
Fuck it time for me to make a Gardevoir folder
>>335845172
One of her reacting to someone touching her crystal and being very upset about it please.
>>335846537
>he didnt already have a mega one.
Hold on to your butts kids, were looking at TB
Are there any cute Sableye cards
>>335846084
That seems like a recipe for awesomeness.
>>335846586
It's been done before, Anon.
>>335846634
Sablewho
>>335845172
Gardevoir booty pls.
>>335846525
this card looks great in-person, with its holo effects.
>>335846719
I meant more along the lines of a close up of her face on the verge of tears but okay.
>>335846861
>>335846525
How much do these full art cards cost anyway?
>>335847053
The full art Sylveons and Gardevoirs are like $4-$6 each, like most EX cards.
Pokemon is an extremely cheap card game compared to other TCGs.
>>335843656
This is a safe space for love and understanding of other cultures
>>335847160
He has such a kind face
>>335847328
>You may play with your deck
>Search your deck
Here's a Discord for anyone with an interest in Gardevoir. Not everything's about the specific Pokemon in there, it's just a common interest among members.
Be sure to say something once you join so we know you aren't just passing by.
https://discord.gg/0pSzDt775bw6BZiB
>>335846756
I want it
>>335847160
>Sith training
>>335847401
Are you okay, anon?
>>335847160
Execute... order... 69...
>>335841114
>her
Quagsire isn't a girl
>>335847160
"He was seduced by the dark side of the force"
>>335847429
what is this?
>>335847619
It isn't about "why", it's about "why not?!". Have you learned nothing from your short time on Earth?
>>335847619
for the glory of satan, of course
>>335847504
Post FA winona and let's find out.
is she stabbed by a surfboard?
>>335847429
The invite has already expired.
>>335847870
>Post FA winona
Why?
>>335847972
Something's wrong on your end, then.
I made it with no usage limits, and it won't expire for quite some time.
>>335845172
Gardevoir rubbing her heart like she's masturbating with it.
>>335847972
https://discord.gg/0yUd86IVsCCoOK3I
Here you are.
>>335848086
To complete the trifecta.
Not sure if there's other lewd looking supporters in the older xpacs though.
>Pokéfuckers
The scum of the earth
>>335848289
>Not sure if there's other lewd looking supporters in the older xpacs though.
Oh man.
>>335847721
No, I'm curious. What happens in there? What would I be missing if I don't join?
I want to be a cute female Gardevoir!
>>335848362
here's your free (you)
>>335848460
I want to be a Cute Female Gardevoir (male)!
how is it pronounced?
gar de bwah?
>>335841114
Pokemon goes to >>>/vp/
Furrieshit goes to >>>/trash/
You go kill yourself.
I don't know if the beach is the best idea for a chinchilla Pokemon.
>it's a "furfag thread on /v/" episode
We're getting away from the topic at hand, people.
Now who wouldn't want to take their g8or to the beach? I know I sure as fuck would.
>>335845172
Are you still taking any requests?
>>335846084
More like ' how to ensure you have the beach all to yourselves'
My favourite pokemon is Muk.
I'm not sure he's allowed at the beach.
>>335849102
Yeah, working on the first one right now.
>>335848373
this doesn't look lewd it looks more like she is going to kill someone
nah I don't think mawile likes beaches. If they did they wouldn't hide in the cave next to one.
>>335849226
Looking forward to it!Is it Gardevoir rubbing her heart?
>>335849171
He's not around people in general after what happened.
Nah, he doesn't like water.Sinks like a rock.
>>335848946
>not wanting to balls deep animal fuck cinccino near the ocean with the wind in your hair and the sand in your toes
>>335848459
It's probably a bunch of neckbeards ERPing
>>335849551
>not having a full hazmat suit for hanging out with your muk
>>335849551
SOMEONE SAVE THAT NUMEL
Slaking would probably love to laze around on the sand
I just wanna have sex with Jessie
PostSubject: Gardevoir and Chaud Sat Dec 03, 2011 9:36 pm
*Congratulations! Your KIRLIA has evolved into a GARDEVOIR!*
"Wow!" Exclaimed Chaud, wide eyed at his new Pokémon. He had no idea it was close to evolving, but here it was! It got a lot taller, and prettier too. It almost looked human.
"So you're a Gardevoir, huh? Hmm...." He walked around his Pokémon, pacing a circle as he examined her closely. "I bet you're really strong, and your move pool's probably impressive too." He muttered to himself as he eyeballed her.
'Does my new form please you, Master?'
"...!" Chaud jumped, then looked around quickly. "What...? Who said that, who's there?"
>>335841114
Nah, Magnazone would rust, it would rather be in the mountains.
>>335849915
'It's me, Master. Your Pokémon.'
Chaud blinked, turning back to look at his Gardevoir. "That was.... you?" She smiled and tilted her head slightly.
'Yes, Master. I can speak to you telepathically now.' Gardevoir said wordlessly.
"Wow.... telepathy. Now that's impressive! You're a great Pokémon."
Gardevoir blushed and looked away. 'Thank you, Master...'
“No problem. I give compliments when compliment’s due.” Chaud winked, causing Gardevoir to blush even more. Chaud didn’t seem to notice though. “Well, we’re almost to the next town. What do you say you get in the Pokéball and I take you over to the Pokémon center for some much-deserved healing?”
Gardevoir nodded, lacing her hands behind her back.
>>335849985
I'll save you some time.
>>335849985
“Alright!” Chaud smiled, pulling out his Pokéball and popping it open, allowing Gardevoir to return within. He minimized it and set it on his belt, then began on his way to the next town.
Feeling more drained than usual, Chaud decided to spend the night at that town. He wasn’t exactly well-off in terms of cash, so the motel he stayed at was subpar at best. Paying for his room, he headed up stairs and down the hall until he found his room.
He sighed out in relief at the sight of the bed. Dingy it was, but cushion is cushion. Chaud threw his backpack onto a chair and immediately removed his shirt. Tossing that on the floor, he started to unbuckle his belt. He let his pants drop to the floor, leaving him in his boxers. He walked over to his backpack to retrieve his pajamas, and didn’t notice one of the Pokéballs roll off his belt and rest on the button. The ball expanded and popped open. Gardevoir appeared in the motel room. She yawned silently, stretching, then turned around.
‘Oh my!’
Chaud jumped, whirling around to find himself in his underwear in front of Gardevoir! “Ah! W-what are you……”
‘…..’ She blushed intensely and turned away, her hands over her face.
“ Oh man…. I’m so embarrassed….. this was… I mean, this wasn’t…. I didn’t….. “ Chaud chewed on his lower lip, too flustered to think of anything to say in this awkward moment.
‘Master…. I didn’t know you felt that way. ‘
>>335849691
That is far beside the point.
>>335850068
oh thank christ
>>335850135
It IS the point. Cinccino is a perfect pokewaifu for rough fucking in any environment and then lovingly snuggling against her and her soft scarves afterwards.
>>335849551
>Sludge Festival
thanks this is my new DJ name
>>335850068
Fuck you, I was gonna spoil it before you did
>>335850153
Can someone make rabbit lewds please
Like just take a picture of her with a dick in her mouth or between her ears please
>>335850521
Everybody knows that copypasta.
It's old as dirt. Hell, my screencap wasn't even the first time it was posted.
I'd make sure my favorite pokemon wears her special suit to the beach.
>>335850397
>not giving your Cinccino the tender and loving treatment such an elegant creature deserves
And no, the point of my initial post is it's most likely not a very good idea to let their fur get wet. Hence the beach being a bad idea. Or a waterslide. Or getting stuck in the rain.
>>335845326
I tried.
>>335848169
You guys should join this group, I can take requests there and not totally rush them.
>>335849824
It's to late for him
>>335851394
Why do I feel profoundly sad all of a sudden?
Male Gardevoirs are superior.
That is all.
>>335851391
>>not giving your Cinccino the tender and loving treatment such an elegant creature deserves
If you don't want your Cinccino to cheat on you then you'd give her the rough fucking she desires.
>>335851394
if you had a tumblr or some shit you could just do them at your pace and dump them there
>>335841880
>two left feet
Why
I can bring the beach to me
>>335851520
how gay do you have to be to believe this
>>335851394
on the thumbnail I thought she was looking at the gravestone of her trainer
>>335851669
The water too?
>>335851691
They've got big dicks and look like a pretty girl.
>>335851691
Feminine appearance plus dick.
>>335851898
>going into the water at the beach
it's literally rain water and fish pee
>>335844810
Furry here, fucking normies should stop raiding my /trash/ threads with monstershit
I don't live near a beach.
>>335843334
>ywn milk a gardevoir
why live
>>335851394
C-cute!!!
Do you have a tumblr or something?
>>335852284
what? not bizarre enough for you?
>>335852471
Sure do anon! Here ya go: http://lapisthegardevore.tumblr.com/
>>335841114
I'd take Lucario.Though he just may or may not be beach body ready.
>>335845091
why's Ampharos so cute?
>>335851624
>>335852471
Yeah, I'll link it here as soon as I'm done with the next one.
>>335852597
I really hope that's not your tumblr, because linking your real one here would be really fucking dumb.
>>335852518
If you can see any amount of human skin tone on their person, then they can kindly fuck off to /h/ or /d/. Another signifier of not being furry enough may be:
NO SNOUT
GET THE FUCK OUT
>>335852962
What's the matter? It's my real tumblr~
>>335852597
Lapis is thick!
thick!
>>335852962
That's not me anon, there's just some faggot with a serious case of asspain trying to make me look bad. I'll link my Tumblr with the next delivery.
>>335852972
I'm just stopping by to say you're pathetic.
>>335853074
What are you on about Anon? Don't try to steal my credit! >:(
>>335852597
wtf? lapisgardevore didn't draw this
>>335853174
Just trying out a new style honey~
Be sure to check out my Patreon page!
>>335850667
Bunny is not for sexual.
>>335853074
I believe you, don't worry.
I can smell a false-flagger tryhard when I see one.
No because she'd get sand in her vagina and that would be uncomfortable for both of us.
>>335847328
>>335847504
>>335848086
>>335848373
Is there a full art card for Iris, Erika, or Sabrina?
>>335853436
>>335853504
Hey, that's rude! D:
>>335853132
Monstergirls are fully acceptable on /h/ and /d/ anyways, so by that logic I don't see how they're considered furry.
>>335853260you should do some qt zoroark imo you girl
>>335853260
you're not lapisgardevore
>>335853828
kys des
>>335851949
How big?
>>335845439
Done!
>>335852471
>>335851624
>>335853349
Here's my actual Tumblr: http://blueman282.tumblr.com/
>>335852704
Because it's literally the best Pokemon.
>>335854521
>doodle15.png
There's fourteen other ones? Post them, faggot.
>>335854521
I should've worded it better:
This is my "real" tumblr, but it's more for my fetish-y stuff. Sylvia and Lapis are my soulmate OCs.
Who doesn't love a bit of chub?~
>>335854941
Why don't you stop being such a little bitch nigger? You're fooling literally nobody.
>>335854941
why are you so butthurt man
>>335854521
neat
>>335855080
Watch your language! It's not respectful to talk to a lady that way~
>>335854626
Haha, there's more than that. I do a lot of doodles.
>>335846586
I've actually done something like that before already.
>>335855150
It's always disheartening to see a old friend break down like this.
>>335855489
We can still be friends, Anon!
Do you have an F-List anywhere? I'd love to do some RP with you~
>>335855294
Noice anon I'm tend to the ole boy with this.
>>335848460
>modest-to-big, not cow, breasts
>>335854941
lapisgardevore and bluemans are different people
who are you trying to ruse?
>>335855736
nicely-sized breasts are really under appreciated. Everyone is either a full on flatfag or a full on cowfag.
>>335855791
Nonsense, silly! They're my two tumblrs for two different kinds of content. I don't want people accidentally stumbling upon my fetish blog >///<
>>335855736
I remember those Gen 2 drawings.
Good times.
Is Gardevoir theThickestPokémon?
>>335856117
>>335856117
>>335856165
>>335856165
going off of official weight measures, no.
>>335856165I've heard of rose hips, but this is ridiculous.
>all these fags who like gardevoir with tits or ass
Its body is pretty much a fucking stick.
>>335856392
So?
>>335856392
yeah man I am one of the few patricians that likes my gardevoir with tits and asssometimes belly too
What about Mismagius?
>>335856425
None of these people are actually jerking it to gardevoir, instead they're basically fapping to humans with some exotic features.
>>335856425
Gotta have some shape to 'em, bruh.
>>335841114
>Would you take your favorite Pokemon to the beach, /v/?
Only ifwe get a game where their 3D character model follows you around in the game.
It would actually be pretty neat if you could wander around and do stuff like beaches, camp sites, barbeques and similar stuff. But that would require the games going back to wandering around and exploring stuff, rather than sitting on a railroad to a shitty story just so everyone could get to the breeding and chain capturing aspects.
>>335856530
>what about a purple-skinned woman wearing a hat
You might as well post 3dpd cosplay
Post an actual Mismagius
>>335856392
Looks like someone didn't perfect IV trained hers.
...
>>335856560
So?
>>335856165
Pound for Pound, the thickest Pokémon is Groudon.
>>335856530
That artist is based.
>>335856830
DAT ASS!
>>335856705
It just seems stupid to me. Why masturbate to something when you've removed he unique characteristics and just reduced it to the level of a generic woman's body with other features tacked on.
>>335856734
>>335856830
Case in point here. They look nothing like an on-model pokemon, and instead like the artist just wanted to lazily spruce up generic female solo images.
>Draw generic porn female and give it a few features of a Pokémon without the defining characteristics
>Now it's that Pokémon!
Plebeians disgust me.
>>335856970
If you don't get it, you never will. I suggest you stop caring, you'll be happier.
>all these faggots pretending they like gardevoir while posting an animu whore with gigantic hips and tits
That's not Gardevoir. You don't love this pokemon.
>>335841114
Sure, why not.
>>335857091
>condescension
wew lad
>>335856734
>>335856530
MUH FUCKING DICK
Please tell me there's more of this
>>335857312
therealfunk on tumblr, baby.
>>335856830
FUCK
Steel types are immune to sand so it would probably be a great hangout.
>>335857356
Jesus fuck
Thanks anon
>>335846228
Based Atsuko Nishida
>>335857356
>>335857563
Nvm, he got the sauce. I'm done for tonight.
He'd be kinda hot at the beach.
>>335857563
Thank you for censoring that I might have been offended otherwise
>>335857563
>high heels
Nooooooooooooo thanks.
>>335856165
JESUS NIGGA HOW DO I ONLY KNOW WHO THIS GUY ISBeware, there's some triggers for some of you if you look for his blog
>>335857175
I love all forms of Gardevoir, but the ones with gigantic hips and tits are the ones I love especially
At what point did I suddenly find possessed marionettes attractive?
Ghost types just do something to me.
>>335858076
artist?
>>335858273
Shit, sorry. Name's is "SunnySundown"and makes a lot of ponyshit now that I'm seeing more of his artworkIt's also good tho
>>335844106
thanks doc
>>335854521
Oh cool! I just saw this! Thank you so much!
Do you guys like this Gardevoir?
>>335858387thx
>>335849551
that magma grunt is about to getloved tenderly
>>335858542
That artist is retarded, I wish I'd saved some of his shit.
>>335858993
Looks like there's some of it onMonosodium glutamate
>>335859173
>Called Sirknight
>Always portrayed as some dignified female
Pokefags?
>>335859740e621 you dumb loli
Pornography aside, my favorite pokemon is Deoxys.
I know it's disgusting that my favorite is a legendary, but I just love how it looks.
>>335859806
Japanese and English are two completely different languages.
>>335846084
>that pic
I was in the thread where they were slapping those teeth on everything. Shit was cash.
>>335859947
not disgusting at all ignore faggots who give you hard time for it
>>335858185
JUST
>>335859947
nah man there's nothing wrong
one of my top three (well maybe 5) is jirachi
>>335859806
She's my knight in shining armor
>>335848152
>>335849323
Done!
>>335859947
Deoxys is the best man, excellent taste.
You have an entire board for this shit you furry faggots.
>>335849717
>implying ERP isn't the best form of porn
>>335861720
It's PERFECT.
>>335854521could you do gardevoir using a combo of hypnosis, attract, and captivate on her trainer?sort of like what pic related is implying
>>335862192
I took a look on that discord, they don't allow ERP. It's just a full-on lame circlejerk where the users aren't even lewd, so it's useless.
>>335861720
i agree with this anon >>335862493
I think you could just do one of the moves if it seems awkward to draw, but a combo would be great, your style is really cute.
I dont think Alakazam would like exteriors, he would most likely prefer staying at home reading or playing vidya.
>>335862759
meditating you mean
>>335845959
weew me 2
>>335857771
How is zang such a perfect husbando but such a bad mon at the same time
>>335841114
>>/vp/
I'd love to take it to the beach.
I'm more of a bunny guy myself.
>>335863060
>husbando
>>335863263
>original post literally says "He'd"
>not male
I want waifufags to leave
>>335856560
>>335856970
>>335857089
>>335857175
I will never understand this meme. No one cares about these made-up, arbitrary rules when it comes to their fetishes.
WOULD I?!
>>335863060
He's a chubmon.
>>335863263
ur right, if you're F its waifu material
>>335863373
Please, anon.
>>335863465
It's not about fetish crap.
It's just what you should feel when you want to fap to Pokemon, or any character.
When people want to see pics of it, they want it to be EXACTLY like Gardevoir.
No shitty ruined figure that artists give, no chunky moon tits, no oversized thighs, an exact 1 to 1 source or as close as possible.
The same applies to all Pokemon
Because if you not looking at as close to source Pokemon pics, what's the point, it isn't even that pokemon anymore, just some anthrofied OC basically.
If they are not as close to source as possible, its immediately shit.
You're literally fapping to a human with Gardevoirs head slapped on, what is the point? There is already tonnes of readily available porn where the character looks like that from teh source, why ruin a character to look like something it doesn't?
>>335863642
sauce
>>335863060
It's a mystery of the universe.
>>335863997
>what is the point
To be even sexier.
>>335863618
This anon gets it.
>>335864085
Why is his tummy so perfect?
>>335864207
But if that's the case then you simply don't find Pokemon sexy at all, so why bother fapping to them?
There is already on model porn that has those traits, why take a piece of porn that doesn't and change it?
>>335864241
fd draw sum gud zangs
but so does no
Even Japs know that Zangoose is for bellies, Lopunny are for legs.
>>335864345
Rule 34 exists because people love to make porn of familiar things. Pokemon are highly familiar to many people, so taking the closest ones to the human form and sexualizing it makes it hot as fuck.
>>335864309
I just said it's a mystery.
>>335864410
I'm going to need an artist name.
>>335864345
Because they don't want that. They want to see specifically Gardevoir with huge tits, or huge thighs, or a huge ass. As long as it bares the slightest resemblance to the original pokemon, it's all good.
>>335864457
>Lopunny are for legs.
phox is 4 legs
>>335864621
braixen you mean
>>335864621
>Delphox
She doesn't even have visible legs in game, that's just an artist making shit up
If you said Braixen, I'd understand
Delphox is for /ss/
>>335864621
Delphox doesn't have canon thick legs like Lopunny though. I don't know if it has legs at all even. Braixen maybe.
Even then they are entirely different leg styles liked for completely different reasons
>>335841114
you guys got your own damn board to post stuff like this in, you know...
>>335862547
There's a private message function for a reason
wow reading through this thread has been weird, i'm used to /vp/'s reaction towards blue
>>335864882
you know the funny this is that this thread for the first 200 odd posts was the smoothest gardevoir thread for the last couple of months, and now it's people posting other stuff which is a-ok
/vp/ is an odd place, and it's especially shitty right now, I can't wait for sun and moon to come out so the shitposting changes in flavor.
>>335864558it was just an excuse to make you post more zang tummy
>>335865052
Oh.
You'd have better luck with the ザングース tag.
>>335865167thanks anon
>>335864241
>filename
shit man, where has the time gone?
>>335864739
>3d model
>>335864882
You'd really be surprised just how amazing shit /vp/ is
Its super dead, and barely any pokefcukers there any way, they are more against that kind of content there then they are here.
Plus its literally 100% FAKE LEAKS XD all the time there.
>>335865321All the pokefuckers are in the writethread.And the writethread, slow as it is, has very nice people in it that enjoy a good discussion.
>>335864345
Because people don't want the actual Pokemon, they want something that contains traits of both Pokemon and Human. It's familiar, yet different, that's generally the purpose of anthropomorphism. I know some people are attracted to actual Pokemon but that isn't everyone's cup of tea, just like anthro-fied isn't yours.
>>335865431
Shame I hate writfefags then.
>>335865275
Looks good to me.
>fly in on articuno on a busy summer day
>freeze that shit solid
>enjoy shitting on beachgoers' day
>>335865253
Anything for Zangoose.Wish I could post more risque stuff.
>all this zangoose pandering
>no love for seviper
>>335843817
I remember my mid teens "fun things are for babies I only play mature games for mature gamers like me!" phase
>>335865484
That's a shame anon, why is that?
>>335865534Why not? You dont have a static ip, right?
>>335863997
>You're literally fapping to a human with Gardevoirs head slapped on, what is the point?
Not everyone goes around discecting things like this. And I can easily ask what's the point in putting restrictions on something that's fantasy and completely up to the person's imagination? Not every picture has to be a 1:1 match. It would be boring it would be if everything looked like that. As >>335864563 said, as long it resembles the subject, I don't see the issue.
Also, I think the reason why people "anthrofy" stuff is because they like the human figure, but want to spice it up a little. It's like adding toppings to vanilla ice cream.
I like both anthro and feral, btw. That being said though, anthro doesn't belong here since it's against the rules and I'm surprised those pictures or even this thread haven't been deleted yet. We shouldn't even be having this discussion.
>>335841114
This thread is a hallucination, right? I am told /v/ totally hates furries and there arenever furry threads up
>>335865536
Even the TCG likes you more.
>>335865470
phox as is is pretty gud
>>335865772
/v/ is supposed to be a lot of things that it sometimes isn't, but usually is.
Strange place. /vp/ isn't pure unadulterated shit either - though it usually is.
>>335865536
I would a cloaca.
>>335865670
I just don't like stories really.
I am perfectly capable of fantasizing my own things and do so all the time, I don't really want their spins on things and all their opinions and attitudes etc.
>>335865882
But anon it never happens, this thread can't be real
>>335865772
No you're just blind
Lewd poke thread happen quite often, some are removed quick, others last a long while.
This is fairly clean compared to others I've seen as well.
I find it hard to see how you've missed every lewd Poke thread.
>>335865883
Serpents are wonderful things, but cloacas aren't.
>>335865949
That's kinda odd. I don't think I've ever met people who dislike stories, just the act of reading, but hey, first time for everything, right?
>>335865996
You know, it's easy to think, "Why would anything nice ever happen?" but sometimes nice things happen anon.
>>335865871
Canon Delphox is still cute, but not for sexual.
>>335865883
Superior best
>>335865727
Not at the current moment, but really I mostly just don't want to disrupt the thread TOO much at the current moment if anything.
>>335863997
>You're literally fapping to a human with Gardevoirs head slapped on, what is the point?
Gardevoir's head is super appealing in fan art. Something about her head and little side ear-horn things in >>335843334 feels very attractive for some reason I can't really explain.
>>335866207
Understandable, this thread has been pretty nice so far.
>>335866150
>not for sexual.
How would I be able to bring a Fire-type to the beach?
>>335865740
Actually if its video game related its not against the rules. Going by the logic that its anthro and doesn't belong means StarFox threads and Sonic threads shouldn't exist.
>>335866207
>bellybuttons on pokemon
This triggers my autism
>>335866245
>feels very attractive for some reason
its the huge tits
>>335866245
They look like they'd be really fun to play with.
A really gay, autistic thought, but it's what comes to mind.
>>335866335
You'll live.
>>335863997
>You're literally fapping to a human with Gardevoirs head slapped on
no. I see a Gardevoir with boobs.
>>335866368
It's not the tits though, I can cover up that part of the image and still find her head attractive, I don't know why. Whatever the case is, it's exotic and frankly interesting.
>>335862493
>>335862678
Working on this one, kinda tough to combine all 3 but I'll see what I can do. Here's some LEGS to tide you over in the meantime.
>>335866294
I don't know.
It would probably be fine as long as you don't throw it into the ocean.
>>335866486
You sure that ain't just love anon?
Like you just wanna protect that smile kind of thing?
>>335866486
yeah you tell yourself that
>>335866486
It could be the eyes specifically in this image, she does have alluring eyes.
>>335866368
more braixenthighs
>>335866719
ask this friday in the correct thread and ill reup my folders
>>335866718
My eyes are more drawn to her little wing things on her head though. Something about them specifically in this image is very attractive and I can't fucking tell why.
>>335865883
daily reminder that lewd poke snek/serpe doujin will never be scanned
>>335866498
We need more legs.
>>335866883
I agree.
Someone please draw an 8 legged spider Gardevoir
>>335866863
Doujins are usually pretty boring, though. Are you really losing out on much?
>>335866858
>and I can't tell why
They're cute. I don't think you need a more solid reason than that.
>>335866840
im really liking this artist. cant wait to see more from them.
>Almost every fanart of Gardevoir with her trainer is a male trainer
>>335866858
Then its probably just as you said, you find it exotic. I mean you don't really see those on Humans everyday.
>>335866863
Why would I care if it's scanned if I have it? :^)
this one of those threads?she's just taking her bed by the way. she's awfully sleepy
>>335867192
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Gardevoir thread on /v/
Oh, ok.
For some reason I assumed Deoxys and Darkrai were immune to porn
I was wrong.
If I ever play pokemon again I want to main a female Lopunny. Most likely diamond because that's the only thing I have left that has a pokemon game. Unless I emulate.
>>335867469
For pretty much every DS poke game I hacked a fem Lopunny to replace my starter
http://www.strawpoll.me/10078440
>>335867468
Literally no Pokemon is immune to porn.
>>335867468
>Deoxys
>a tentacled alien
>immune to porn
>Darkrai
>probably rapes people in their sleep
>immune to porn
>>335867469
>diamond
you're going to tear your hair out though, diamond & pearl are slow as fuck. Platinum speeds it up a bit
Around what gen did pokemon start getting fuckable? Gardevoir's gen?
>>335867604
I usually trade a fresh eevee to train into a Jolteon. In any game I always get Jolteon as that ''main'' pokemon.
>>335867469
I thought you said "marry a female Lopunny" at first.Why isn't there a mod that lets you marry your Pokemon yet?
>>335867703
nidoqueen and kanaga milfs so gen 1
>>335867703
Gen 1, unless you're some kinda faggot.
>>335867748
Maining her is kind of a marriage commitment in a way
>>335867703
People would argue since Gen 1. Dunno if that's a retrospective view or not, but Gen 3 was definitely the time I looked into the abyss.
Absolutely worth it.
>>335867748
What pokemon would you marry if you did have a mod like that?
>>335867826
I don't know, probably Mienshao.
>>335867826
A Lopunny
>tfw no cute pics of a Lopunny in a wedding dress
>>335841114
this thread fucking sucks kill your collective selves
>>335867703
Alright, this is a question for all of you guys.
Name 1 Pokemon from each generation that you would fuck.
>>335867898
After you m'lady
*tips fedora and unsheathes katana*
>>335867943
Dratini
>>335867826
Who else?
>>335867898
Thanks for dropping by!
>>335853319
more lewdpunny
>>335868035Getting taking advantage of by Gardevoir with some mind control bullshit is muh fetish.
>>335867943
I think it would be easier to do it the other way around.
>>335868115
I just sort of want to compile lists people to give so I can rank all Pokemon by fuckability and generation.
>>335868096
Never really bothered to write about it, but that's personal preference.Instead I wrote a piece on brain melting, and that was fun.
>>335868192
That would be horribly subjective.But now I want to see it too.
>>335867943
>>335868034
Lol thought that said Gen one only
Dratini
Celebi
Blaziken (Male)
Lopunny
Maractus
None in particular from latest gen. Maybe Diance
>>335867943
1: Jynx
2: Miltank
3:Blaziken
4: Lopunny
5: Fucking Meloetta, I don't know. Gen 5 sucks.
6:Goodra
>>335867943
Are we limited to canon designs? Or both Canon and Fanon if some like both or just one or the other?
>>335868520
Yeah, you can do it however you'd like.
>>335867324
Well it WASN'T, and then the vanillafags had to shit everything up. Gardevoir is so BORING. I want normies to go.
>>335868520
I based mine off of Canon.
The Anon that's willing to fuck a cactus is probably basing his off of Fanon. I mean, it's a fucking cactus.
>>335868616
>He wouldn't a qt cactus
You fukcing joking m8?
>>335868612
I think Gardefags are trying to enjoy the fact that the thread wasn't filled with shitposting.
Sorry about that though mate.Cool image, I like the shell.
>>335868616
That's a fucking cactus alright.
>>335868263
>brain melting
that sounds kind of brutal
Lemme read it
>>335868612
Lapras isn't too bad at least.
>>335867943
This is hard.I mean, I can only pick just one?
1. Charizard
2. Typhlosion
3. Zangoose
4. Garchomp
5. Krokorok
6. Pangoro
>>335867943
Gen1- Mewtwo (if it's the female one), Vaporeon, Jynx
Gen2- Umbreon, Espeon
Gen3- Gardevoir, Delcatty, Mawile, Latias, Milotic
Gen4- Lopunny, Glaceon, Lumineon
Gen5- Meloetta, Sylveon, Cinccinno, Lilligant, Zoroark, Mienshao
Gen6- Braixen, Aurorus, Goodra,
Gen 5 had more fuckable ones than I remembered, sheesh
>Would you take your favorite Pokemon to the beach, /v/?
Fuck yeah, come on Chamander, let's go surfing!
>>335868736
You can pick multiple, just sort of try to internally rank them.
Actually, fuck it
Each person has five votes per gen, votes can all be given to a single Pokemon each, all on a single one or anywhere in-between.
>>335868192
Well, alright. Instead of a condescending response, here's my list. Using canonical designs, so nothing that would break my dick.
1. Wigglytuff
2. Ampharos
3. Illumise
4. Roserade
5. Audino
6. Gourgeist
Turns out picking just one is pretty tough.
>>335868616
Maractus is a cutie though.
>>335868736
All great choices except
>krokorok
>>335868612
Skimmed through the thread and thought it was. Guess I'll leave.You have good taste in pokemon m8
>>335868903
What's with the croc?
Would you prefer it if i said Emboar? Because that was my second choice.
>>335867943
Dragonair
Umbreon
Milotic (A few close contenders)
Lopunny (Many close contenders)
Serperior (A few close contenders)
Delphox (A few close contenders)
>>335868707
>>335868715
>>335868892
But guys it's a CACTUS.
Your dicks would hurt. Is it worth it?
>>335868720
Sure thing, here: http://pastebin.com/2yT6Grdk
>>335869037
I'm not saying I'd do it, I just wanted to make a pun.
>>335869037
Well we have no way of knowing if its spiky inside or not. But I'm sure a bit of lube could make things okay.
But then again I'd much ratherbethe cactus
>>335868707
I want tofill that cactus with water until she's nice and THICK with BIG BOOBS AND THIGHS
>>335869032
>anything being a close contender to Milotic or Serperior
Good taste, but it needs to be a bit better.
>>335869037
My dick already hurts from looking at Maractus too much.
>>335851075
FUCKING HOT!
>>335867826
Gardevoir. If I raised her right, she could be perfect. Absolute loyalty and protection, deep connection and communication, andthe ability to satisfy my mind control fetish with attract, captivate, hypnosis, and draining kiss
>>335869146
Like this?
>>335869037
It only seems to have a few visible pricks, it should be fine. Not to mention no idea if it's prickly inside either way.
>>335869274
YES
But with more boobs.
Where the hell did you even find that?
>>335869153
I'm a man of many degenracies, I'm sorry. Sneks are superior though
>>335869356
trash looks like
>>335869273
fucking
UNF
N
F
>>335869356
Check the filename.
>>335869369
At least you're honest with yourself. It's a good start.
>>335869356
A guy named lowkey did it for the trash fat thread
>>335867943
Dragonair
Feraligatr
Seviper
Garchomp
Serperior
Goodra
But, really, any snake or even serpent-like pokemon.
>>335869134
>spoiler
That raises another question, which Pokemon would all you fine folk want tobecome?
>>335868876
5 a gen? Ok...
1. Charizard, Venusaur, Blastoise, Raichu, Gengar
2. Granbull, Feralgatr, Typhlosion, Ursaring, Quagsire
3. Sceptile, Poochyena, Vigoroth, Aggron, Zangoose
4. Garchomp, I guess Lucario, uh...Luxray...Buizel...this gen kinda sucks.
5. Emboar, Excadrill, Krokorok, Krookodile, Fraxure
6. Pangoro, Pancham, Greninja, Tyrantum, Tyrunt,
>>335869273
>that spoiler
>>335869524
>Lowkey
That's motherfucking plasma_snake. I didn't know he was drawing shit again.
Why go to the beach when you can stay at home?
>>335869542
>which Pokemon would all you fine folk want to become?Arceus.
>>335869475
I know it's from /trash/ but it wouldn't help to know who the artist was, or what thread it was.
Of course I would.
>Playing X for the first time
>Do Pokeamie with Gardevoir
>Very first thing it asks with the facial recognition thing is make a kissy face
Just cementing my waifu degeneracy further.
What is the thing in gardevoir's chest suppose to be? It seems like it'd get in the way when cuddling
>>335869717
The "Lopunny is playing with your pants!" in HG/SS when it follows you got me more.
It even had a love heart come out.
>>335867943
1. Kangaskhan
2. Kangaskhan
3. Kangaskhan
4. Kangaskhan
5. Kangaskhan
6. KangaskhanNot fuck, just make tender love to her while our daughterwatches
>>335869542
Probably this cute little fucker.Alternatively there are way too many pokemon I would like to be so this question is hard to answer
>>335866840
eh fuck it
http://imgur.com/a/Iup1Z
http://imgur.com/a/kABsi
http://imgur.com/a/b2Gsh
>>335869790
A manifestation of the pokemon's heart. In mega form it opens to indicate an opening of the heart (figuratively) to the trainer it that megaevolved it.
>>335869591
why stay home when you can go out and not get anal fucked by a gay pogeyman
>>335869591
Is that what your Pokemon would want?
>pokemon trainer
>fire pokemon walking with you
>it starts to rain
>they scuttle to you to keep them out of the rain
:3c
>>335869542
The same as my pokewaifu.
>>335870016
Dats cute.
>>335869856
holy shit anon that's a lot of braixen porn
>>335870032
I couldn't do that.
I mean if I was the pokemon I found most attractive, I would probably just never stop masturbating and feel bizarre looking identical to the thing i love.
>>335869856Stoic drew a few non ponyshit pictures in a row and they were all great but I'm worried that they'll just go back to being exclusively horsefucker porn again.
>>335868612
>tfw you can ride lapras in x/y
>own sprite
fukken 10/10
>>335869887
Can she shrink it/make it go away? She can only sleep on her side with that thing
>>335870105
Sure, you'd wring yourself dry for a few hours or even days, but afterwards you'd get used to your new body. Well, mostly anyways. You'd still usually be able to use it instead of the internet to jerk off to, but you wouldn't be as horny as a 14 year old anymore.
>>335870105
>I would probably just never stop masturbating
To me that's not really a bad thing.
>feel bizarre looking identical to the thing i love.
That's kinda the endearing part of it, like, my pokewaifu could help me explore my new body by comparing it to her body.
>>335870327
>>335870421
>implying you wouldn't be even more horny and walk around in a full on sexual haze all the time
>>335870327
Nothing that canon has indicated, and the size kinda varies by artist and iteration.
There's some fan theories that it phases through the Trainer if they're both close enough emotionally speaking so they can fulfill their namesake (the "embrace" pokemon) without issue.
But that's just one interpretation. Using "Embrace" can have a variety of other meanings. Fun stuff to discuss, but it's almost all conjecture.
>>335868115
Same, except a ton of Pokemon are more of a "Why not?" for me.
For example, say, Totodile. Would I fug it if it came onto me? Yeah, sure. But do I have any desire to chase after it or ask it for a fuck? Not really.
>>335870564
Realistically? No. Not unless you really ARE a 14 year old.
>>335870421
>>335870514
Fapping is one thing.
But just the idea of looking at myself in the mirror and seeing the thing I love the most would mess with my head. Looking 100% identical to the one I love just seems strange and confusing.
I think it'd be more kinky being a different poke to your waifu anyway
This has been a surprisingly great thread guys. Well done.
Hopefully drawfriend comes back with >>335862493's request
>>335867943
>Gen 1
Charizard, Vaporeon, Dragonite
>Gen 2
Typhlosion, Ampharos
>Gen 3
Sceptile, Flygon, Absol
>Gen 4
Luxray, Floatzel, Garchomp
>Gen 5
Serperior, Krookodole, Mienshao
>Gen 6
Heliolisk, Sylveon, BraixenAnd If I we're including the small ones then
Charmander, Eevee, Treecko, Poocheyena, Shinx, Buizel, Snivy, Dewott, Purrloin, Whimsicott, Zorua, Chespin, Fennekin, Pancham, Meowstic, Helioptile,
>>335869856
Jesus Christ.Looks like I'm gonna fill up my file tonight.
>>335870837
I don't share your taste in Pokemon but you have the right idea.
Your love for your favorite Pokemon would lose a lot of meaning if you were already it, I think. I mean I'm not the type to believe opposites attract but SOME differences are needed or his qualities will mean nothing.
>>335862894
That could work, too
>>335870837
Just make sure you're in the same egg group. Or not. Depending on how you want that to turn out.
>>335870931
Pretty nice taste.
Except for Braixen.
>>335870315
>>335870159
>>335870104
>>335870946
yw
drop by pp lads
I have been defending Bulbasaur as the best Pokemon for 20 years and I will defend Bulbasaur as the best Pokemon for 20 more.
>>335871116
Well luckily I have no interest in kids because we aren't in teh same egg group.
>love thickmons
>also like Lucario
Something tells me I shouldn't own a Lucario.
>>335871143
pp?
>>335870837
I think that's the kinky part to me, looking in the mirror and realizing you're quite literally the thing you love. Eh, whatever, that's just my own subjective taste in that stuff. But I can definitely see where you're coming from though.
>>335843656
>Pokken thread earlier this week
>8 postings of pedo pics, including 2 Rustle images
>report the entire thread, I get a warning
T-thanks, mods
>i.e. fuck this place
>>335871269
>not making your Lucario thick
>not teaching it Body Slam
>>335871347
Why would you report a Pokken thread though?
>>335871143
Will definitely stop by for Phox Phriday.
>>335871281
Think he's talking about Phox Phriday. I've never been there before, but I may drop by if I get a good fap.
Sure.
She'd need to relax off after pokemon matches.
>tfw no/ghost/
>>335871347
>the entire thread instead of just post that had the images
serves you right fag, using that "one rottten apple spoils the whole bunch" bullshit
>>335871407
I like you
>>335871476
What board? /trash/?
>>335871347
>reporting lolis
Dumb poster
>>335871781
/vp/
>>335871476
>>335871781
/vp/
we just like phox
>>335871781
Nah, /vp/.
>>335871538
>>335871130
Thanks.Braixen too normie for you? I like Delphox too, braixen was sort of a last second choice.
>>335872248
The hourglass shape doesn't do much for me.
>>335872386
The hourglass shape doesn't do much for you, huh?
Nani kore.....
How about I remodel your face.
>>335872386
I see. I respect your tastes.
>>335872743
Yes. As blasphemous as it sounds against the order of nature, a tiny waist with big hips isnt my thing.
>>335872386
It doesn't do much for me either.
Lopunny has made me get into teardrop body figures
>>335872982
>But he's a man.jpg
>>335873132
Male Lops are jsut as hot.
My ideal Lopunny is futa
>>335872982
>teardrop frame
Good taste
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