>yfw the Wii U is essentially dead now and everyone's shitting on it, but you don't care because you still had good times with it and got your money's worth
yfw the Wii U is essentially dead now and everyone's shitting on it, but you don't care because you didn't buy it yet but are gonna have good times with it when you buy it dirt cheap, definitely getting your money's worth
I don't have a pic for this since I'm on mobile, but I assure you it is as smug as the smuggest loli
It'll go back to normal in a few weeks. Then the shitposting will reach critical mass once E3 rolls around
>>335839856
good luck finding games for it
>tfw I just avoided supporting the WiiU 100% and got a PC beforehand
>tfw never missed a single good game
From my experience, everything the WiiU, Ps4 and Xbox one got, we just got a better version of.
>>335840015
dont see how this'll be a problem.
but i might not even get 1 if there isn't gonna be a zelda
>>335840143
I have a PC and am starving for some good games, mind making a list of what "better games" of Wii U versions there are on PC?
>>335840327
Not him, but he's probably talking about multiplats which undoubtedly play better on PC. The best games on the Wii U are first- or second-party.
>>335840327
>>335840584
Here's a few examples:
>want Bayonetta? Just get Devil May Cry instead
>want Splatoon? Basically get any colorful arena shooter, from Battleborn, to overwatch, or the classic TF2
>want any kind of platformer? Just search up the ones on steam, or make your own in Lunar Magic/SMBX, which runs circles around Mario Maker
>Smash Brothers? We have party brawlers constantly, or if you want fighters, just play Street Fighter
>Hyrule Warriors? Dynasty Warriors exists by the hundreds
>Xenoblade? Just go play Grandia or Neptunia or Final Fantasy 13 or literally any other weeaboo RPG
Nothing the WiiU has can compare.
>>335840143
I don't see any good Wonderful 101s on PC.
>>335840838
Just play Supercharged Robot Vulkaiser if you want a superhero game. Different genre aside, it's far less annoying and less cinematic.
>>335840759
Says the guy who doesn't have a Wii U and probably hasn't even played most, if any, of those games.
>>335841057
>Says the guy who doesn't have a Wii U
If I timestamped my WiiU controller, would you be singing a different tune?
>>335841217
from here
>>335840143
>tfw I just avoided supporting the WiiU 100%
What else could you have meant by that?
>>335841217
>first claims to not have bought a wii u
>then suddenly has one
>>335841217
Do it faggot
>>335841478
>>335841492
>>335841498
What the heck did you think I meant when I said "didn't support it 100%"? If I didn't have one period, I would've said so. To make it clear, I refused to buy the WiiU with my own money, so I chipped in with my mates. Then with the WiiU games, the ones they didn't buy, I just rented from Redbox.
Of course, talk is cheap, so I'll get my timestamp nice and ready for you. Hold on for about 10 minutes.
>yfw the only good Wii U games are from PlatinumGames
>>335840759
>lists game substitutes in a desperate attempt to discourage people from buying something they might enjoy
>has the audacity to compare Xenoblade to FF13
You fucked up son
>>335842414
>has the audacity to compare Xenoblade to FF13
Are they not both casualized cinematic experiences with hours upon hours of story that you have to skip just to get to the gameplay? And before you say "muh RPGs" I'm gonna have to reply with this: "no genre should ever get an excuse to throw a bunch of story and filler at you". it doesn't even matter how much gameplay they promise afterward, it's not worth it. And the 30 hours of cinematic garbage between Final Fantasy and Xenoblade is enough for me to completely discard them.
Oh, but before I continue, I promised a timestamp. And I am an anon of my word.
>>335841836
Can you see why most people would interpret it as "stayed away from it 100%"?
>>335842839
And that's why I'm happy to clarify.
>>335842760
More like, you're an anon with shit taste.
>>335839647
I bought it for its intended purpose: to play age appropriate vidya with my son. So for that I like it
>>335839647
It also wasn't replaced after just two years.
Love my wii U. I think quite a few of these games will go down as classics.
>>335843101
I DO have a WiiU in my possession, so I guess I can't argue against this.
>>335842760
>Buying only Splatoon and Pokken
>Blaming anything but yourself
>>335842134
What are MK8, Pikmin 3, Smash Bros, Splatoon, SM3DW and Hyrule Warriors?
>>335843434
>>335843624
Then enlighten me faggot.
>>335843914
Have you even read any of the posts in this thread? I've suffered through NSMBU, Mario Maker, several Mario Parties, Monolith Soft's poor attempts at RPGs, Platinum's poor attempts at hack and slashes, and many more. There's as much for this system to offer me as the PS4's offerings.
>>335843431
You're way in the minority, anon. You're definitely the one with shit taste.
>>335844212
Perhaps the "minority is always wrong" argument isn't the best one to use here.
>tfw I didn't get a WiiU and I don't give a shit about people who did/didn't because all I want to do is play video games not bitch about stuff I may or may not have.
Feels good to not hate videogames.
I bought a Wii U a year after launch and pretty highly regret it. I own Splatoon, had W101, and others and the only title that truly stood out to me was Dong Freeze (and Woolly World, which was the first good Yoshi game since Yoshi's Island)
>We still don't know a single fact about the NX
>Wii U is doomed for sure!
>t. sonypony
>>335844465
Not exactly comparable. Most people don't like the Wii U from a hardware standpoint, which is understandable, or they're just uninformed. But most people who have the Wii U like the games.
>tfw own WiiU and Vita
>tfw I just want the stupid tribalism mentality of underage faggots that think a corporate conglomerate thats sole purpose is to milk your wallet dry is their friend to end
>>335846030
>But most people who have the Wii U like the games.
Oh?
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/fallout-4-ships-12-million-copies-in-one-day-break/1100-6432277/
https://steamcommunity.com/app/391540/discussions/0/412446292754754372/
http://screenrant.com/star-wars-battlefront-ea-sales-forecast-13-million/
All these sales, and every game has a minimum 90% or higher rating on them on steam, or a majority like ratio on metacritic. So by your logic, these games are infallible and perfect, and any "haters" are in the minority?
I still play MK8 daily with my housemates. 200cc is the greatest thing.
I'm normally a PCfag too
>>335839647
>got your money's worth
$300 to play a bunch of N64 games you already own was worth it?
>>335840143
There's a better version of Splatoon?
>>335846429
Never played them, but if they're really that highly rated they must have done something very right.
>>335847891
see>>335840759
It's not hard to beat a shooter that doesn't let you use a KBM.
>>335847891
There isn't, he either doesn't know what he's talking about or is a fucking idiot. Maybe both
>>335848005
People rate the PS4's hardware extremely high. What does tht say about your statement?
>>335848016
KBM isn't the deciding factor as to whether one shooter is better than another by anyone's definition but your own, anon
>>335848128
Hardware wise it absolutely slaughters the Wii U. No one's denying that.
>>335848264
Except for the fact that KBM is the definitive control scheme and has never once been dethroned by any other control scheme? Shadowrun alone proved this.
>>335848398
>Hardware wise it absolutely slaughters the Wii U. No one's denying that.
Are you kidding? The hardware can't even maintain a stable 60 FPS. I would hardly call that a "slaughter".
>>335848537
>Except for the fact that KBM is the definitive control scheme and has never once been dethroned by any other control scheme? Shadowrun alone proved this.
It's undeniably better, but I can play Splatoon with a controller just fine. You need to get your head out of your ass.
>Are you kidding? The hardware can't even maintain a stable 60 FPS. I would hardly call that a "slaughter".
Multiplats run worse on the Wii U than the PS4 and Xbone. Only Nintendo's own games and games that don't demand a lot of processing power tend to achieve 60fps, and most of the time it's 720p.
>>335848910
>It's undeniably better, but I can play Splatoon with a controller just fine. You need to get your head out of your ass.
If I dind't have to shell out 60 bucks for it, I wouldn't be so hard on it. but that's my money, and I don't like using a control scheme that I find uncomfortable. It's Kid Icarus all over again, where I can learn the scheme, but I shouldn't have to. My money means that I should be comfortable.
>Multiplats run worse on the Wii U than the PS4 and Xbone.
In all fairness, that's the fault of multiplat devs who can't optimize to save their jobs.
>>335849414
>If I dind't have to shell out 60 bucks for it, I wouldn't be so hard on it. but that's my money, and I don't like using a control scheme that I find uncomfortable. It's Kid Icarus all over again, where I can learn the scheme, but I shouldn't have to. My money means that I should be comfortable.
That's your problem, man. Most people can play shooters with a controller just fine. Plus, if you can get by the concept, the gyro controls in the game are actually really accurate and make the experience a lot better.
>In all fairness, that's the fault of multiplat devs who can't optimize to save their jobs.
That's part of it, but it's also a fact that the Wii U has far less overall grunt for devs to work with, which makes poor optimization all the more pronounced. Nintendo can optimize, which is why they have so many 60fps games (albeit still in 720p besides Smash Bros).
>>335850281
>Most people can play shooters with a controller just fine.
I have a name for these people, but for the sake of being nice, I'm just going to say that they're gimping themselves on an objectively better experience. If the games were moddable, then I wouldn't mind it so much. I could just hack in KBM use (which I've proven can work with Splatoon's controls, and infact improves them a hundred fold). It would also let me have private servers, dedicated modded servers, and I could add in features which I felt Nintendo left out purposely.
But such restriction is so painful.
>>335850835
You come across as a person who's completely unlikeable in all senses.
>>335839647
I regret sonic lost world, but yes overall I'm satisfied
>>335851478
Considering that I argue for basic consumer rights, like
>the ability to play a PC game without being forced to install Origin or steam
>the ability to access online services without additional, unnecessary fees
>the freedom to not have massive amounts of cosmetics and game changing content behind pricey DLC packs, season passes, and amiibos
>the freedom to have region free online and hardware
>the ability to make my game more comfortable, from changing the UI, to altering scripts that just bloat the game (like opening logos)
>the freedom to be able to enjoy mods made by other players without paying for them
>having games that aren't just glorified movies or pandering sex simulators or grimdark violent rehashed shooters
>etc
Is this so wrong?
>>335844126
>>335842760
Would you care to elaborate on why you didn't like the games you played? Like what, specifically, did you not like about Splatoon for example?
>>335852316
I'll give you 10 examples of my experiences with the games. Some were so handholdy that I don't think I can technically say I "played them" so much as I "watched them". Kind of like my experience with the PS4.
>Mario 3D world: too casual, took until crown crown to actually make me care
>Donkey Kong dong freezer: too casual as well, platforms were huge, bosses were sluggish and simple, music was overrated
>Kirby: pretty much every complaint from the first two
>Smash Brothers: no depth, no skill, horrible amounts of DLC which should've been free because I'm paying 60 bucks for this game, and I found the selection of rehashed clones and poorly made anime swordsmen to be of very low quality
>Splatoon: gyro controls were uncomfortable, singleplayer was laughably easy, multiplayer was full of children and the restrictions to online were unbearable (like the inability to make your own server in the same vein as, say, TF2)
>Bayonetta 2: too casual, too many cutscenes, too much voice acting, hated Bayonetta as a character, too many scenes where the gameplay stops so I can watch a flashy action finisher
>Xenoblade X: combat is terrible, took too long to get the mechs, mechs themselves were weak and customization was pitiful
>Pokken: weak, no strategy, terrible online
>Starfox Zero: terrible singleplayer, terrible controls, NO ONLINE
>Devils Third: another grimdark edgy shooter on consoles
What a choice.
>>335851787
There's nothing wrong with that. But the way you write makes you sound so far up your own ass I can barely take anything you seriously.
You can argue for good things and still be a fuckwad. You realize that, right?
>>335852918
Those are fairly vague complaints that anyone could say from a basic knowledge of those games. How about you narrow it down with an example of a level from any of those mentioned games and why that level was too casual (since you said that about basically everything)
>tfw Citra
>tfw smash 4 mods
SOON
>>335853401
I'm trying to argue with a little sensibility. I'm trying to NOT call people faggots and niggers and a whole bunch of edgy swears, because I don't think that adds to the discussion.
>>335853454
>How about you narrow it down with an example of a level from any of those mentioned games and why that level was too casual (since you said that about basically everything)
I'll take an example from Mario 3D World then. Look at Crown-Crown, the supposedly hardest level in the game. What does it challenge you with? Slow moving enemies? Disappearing block puzzles that choreograph themselves and barely even give Megaman's disappearing blocks a run for their money? Slow moving fuzzy walls? Not to mention at no point are you ever put into terrible danger, or required to think on the fly, since the game moves at such a slow pace. Like, let's say there was a moment in Crown-Crown where you have to navigate a spiky maze with a wall of water to keep you suspended. Does it move fast, or require you to use split second thinking? No, it doesn't.
Oh boy, and that's just one of the terribly designed levels. Infact, the only challenging thing about it is its length, and that's not very good when it's boring.
>>335853961
What about a level other than crown-crown? As I haven't reached it yet since the stamps required would take me a while (been playing solo). Not trying to undermine your viewpoint by asking so many questions, I'm just curious on how you actually felt about the gameplay, since (while I agree 3D World and Splatoon's singleplayer are easy) I still enjoyed their level design and overall gameplay.
>>335854316
I could easily go on about the bosses in Mario 3D World, and how despite years, if not decades of making games, they still don't understand how to make a good boss. Whether it's Bowser in his stolen Wario car (which poses no threat to you anyway because his projectiles move at the speed of a special ed class) or minibosses like Boom Boom who haven't learned to do anything new despite having a brand new 3D environment to play in (which makes me think this rehashed 3D Land way too much). And i don't have to bring up the retardation of Cat Bowser, whose slow movements and non-threatening arenas (including the tower climb) would've been better suited for a miniboss, instead of this big spectacle.
Overall, it's constant disappointment.
>>335852918
>>335842760
>Xenoblade and Bayonetta have too many cutscenes, are too "cinematic"
ACFag, is that you?
>>335854817
Yeah I agree the bosses were far too easy/simple. I liked their concepts like that spiked square dude and the twin snake things, but they were stupidy easy even as far as Mario standards go. But what about a level like I asked before? As I felt the level design was some of the strongest it's been, especially for multiplayer (I tried a little co-op and the competition to get the crown made for a fun time)
>>335855215
It sounds like you're not going to see my point of view no matter what level I bring up. Even though I clearly provided a timestamp over 50 posts ago, it still wasn't enough and people still think I don't have a WiiU, or that I didn't "experience it enough".
>>335855650
At this point I doubt anyone cares what your shitty point of view is.
>>335855916
Which is ironic since you told me that "popular games are automatically good, and the minority is just full of shit". Yet nobody had a proper rebuttal to the sales that I posted. >>335844465
>it's not the same because reasons that I can't exactly articulate
So just a little heads up there.
>>335856186
I'm not him, idiot.
>>335856243
>idiot
Was this necessary? we were having a sensible conversation. No need to throw baseless insults.
>>335856438
Unlike your baseless claim that I'm someone else?
>>335856859
You could've at least clarified that when you replied during my comment chain.
>>335840759
>cucking yourself this hard
wew lad
>>335839647
>tfw my wii u crashes constantly when I play smash
Nothing fucking works I'm gonna have to send it in before Nintendo stops repairing it I guess.
>>335856186
Probably because sales are a very poor indicator over the general quality of a videogame. Good games can sell like hotcakes, but they can also be commercially and even critically panned.
>>335855650
Did you even read my post at all?
You seem unusually defensive about whether or not you own the system, I only asked what level you played that you didn't like so I could compare your viewpoint with mine, it's unfortunate that I hadn't had the patience to reach crown-crown yet.
>>335858075
>Probably because sales are a very poor indicator over the general quality of a videogame. Good games can sell like hotcakes, but they can also be commercially and even critically panned.
Which is why I was arguing against the notion that "popularity and sales dictate a game's quality" or that a minority is wrong all of the time.
>I only asked what level you played that you didn't like so I could compare your viewpoint with mine
I'm a little frustrated because I provided you with a level, and my grievances with it. Supposedly being "the hardest level" but only being as hard as your average section in Dark Souls (whose ironically casual difficulty has become a meme by now)
I figured that, since you didn't get to crown Crown, and since you completely disagreed with me about level design, I thought I would go with something else, another grievance I had which was the bosses. Again that was discarded because apparently I didn't "get it" or whatever excuse was given. So trying to point out another level would've just been a waste of time. Would it have turned out any differently?
>>335857078
Whatever.
Why don't you take a look at what you've done, though? You took a thread about people appreciating what they had and turned it into "why my taste is superior to yours". Your disposition has been so passive-aggressive and self righteous that nobody wants to have a serious discussion with you anymore.
Good god, man. You act so much holier than the rest of us by not using "a whole bunch of edgy swears", but you've made it very clear that you're no better than anyone on here. You can't just let people enjoy things. You have to tell them that they've been having fun the wrong way and try to convert them. Any dissent, anyone preferring the thing you don't like, must be refuted with a bunch of opinions presented as facts, because that's what you think they actually are.
Jesus Christ.
I don't give a shit because I didn't pay for mine and it's my go-to Netflix/Prime Video device
>>335858660
>Why don't you take a look at what you've done, though?
Yes, let's look at what I've done.
>took a thread that was baiting for replies (if the "WiiU is dead" part didn't give it away)
>turned it into healthy, hearty discussion
>people explaining why they like their games, asking why I didn't
>I explain clearly
>someone says I don't own a WiiU and am not allowed to criticize it
>I gladly retort with a high quality timestamp
>someone brings up the "minority is wrong" argument
>i retort with sales and how the WiiU itself is a minority in the console industry, which would make the previous argument ironic and, if you like the console, one not suited for the discussion at hand
>more discussion
>my personal theory as to what a good game should have
>personal grievance explained thoroughly and clearly so people can understand
>etc
The thread could've ended with a bunch of Wojak edits and "DELETE THIS" and "IT'S NOT FAIR" sony falseflagging, followed by golden face shitposting. But it didn't, did it? I'd say the heart discussion was a far better alternative, even if you didn't like the direction that it turned.
>>335858490
>I would go with something else, another grievance I had which was the bosses. Again that was discarded because apparently I didn't "get it"
Retard I literally agreed with you about the bosses, I just wanted to know what you thought of the level design with any example level that I've played (which is everything but world crown since it takes too fucking long to unlock it for me to bother), instead of simply answering that you repeatedly diverted the conversation which, if anything, further supports the notion that you haven't played the games you timestamped. I'm sorry that I haven't reached crown yet but having to play every level 5 times over is quite a chore, makes me wonder how others find the time for that.
>>335859321
OP here, you didn't prevent shit
It's OK to not like things, but make your own thread instead of hijacking this one
>>335859534
>instead of simply answering that you repeatedly diverted the conversation
Because I'll be honest. After Crown Crown, I didn't bother to remember much else. The game had countless levels, I'm supposed to recall everything that wasn't the endgame?
>retard I agreed with you
So what's the problem here?
>>335859881
"Hijack"? All I did was respond to the OP? I didn't go off topic. I stayed on topic if anything.
>>335859321
We get it, you don't like Nintendo games. Why don't you go sit on your royal throne and play the games you like?
>>335860006
I think I'm done here as anyone reading this reply chain can tell clear as day that you're bullshitter that pretends they can't fucking read.
>>335839647
Wonderful 101, Bayonetta 2, Tropical Freeze, Splatoon, Mario Kart 8, and XBCX, have made it all worth it for me.
>>335860082
I am playing the games I like. Why can't I discuss things on an imageboard?
>>335860113
I'm sorry you think that.
>>335860075
It was supposed to be about appreciating the Wii U and you basically told us all we were wrong and should convert to the PC master race, and you did it so smugly it's nauseating. At least the average /v/ shitposters don't take themselves completely seriously.
>>335860006
>I didn't bother to remember much else
>I didn't bother to watch footage of anything else
Nigga nobody here believes you played these games, and not because you felt they were bad (many I would agree are grossly overrated, like XCX and that kirbyshit), but because you've demonstrated pretty clearly no arguments over why they're bad beyond conveniently vague complains (like "too casual", or "it was bland"). I mean come the fuck on it should be easy to rip a game a new one if you played and hated it.
>>335842954
Timestamp your WiiU faggot.
>>335860390
>Why can't I discuss things on an imageboard?
You aren't actually discussing the games, you're only trying to defend yourself whilst simultaneously saying the bare minimum about all those games you allegedly played.
You had to have played 3D World at least 5 times over since you said you'd played World Crown, yet to nobody's surprise you conveniently "couldn't remember" any other level at all.
>>335860401
Did I say that? Or did I just convey that I wasn't happy with my WiiU, which was why I decided to take initiative and upgrade? I did it in a respectful way, did I not?
>>335860510
>but because you've demonstrated pretty clearly no arguments over why they're bad beyond conveniently vague complains
except for >>335854817
>>335853961
Totally vague, right?
>>335860592
see
>>335842760
>>335840759
Okay I don't agree with a lot of this but I can see why someone would have these opinions. But if you think there's any other "party brawler" to match super smash bros you're fucking high as shit
>>335860592
Timestamped pics don't prove that someone played the games, only that they can take a pic of some. Read the existing reply chains and you'll figure that out yourself.
>>335860867
You post a timestamp of you playing a WiiU game faggot
>>335860794
See the post above you
>>335860969
Why should I have to? I don't have anything to prove. I'm not the anon that didn't like all those games by the way.
>>335860764
>You had to have played 3D World at least 5 times over since you said you'd played World Crown
And how long ago did 3D world come out? You think I replay it yearly enough to remember? If it was a good game like Super Metroid, then yeah I'd remember every nook and cranny.
>>335860867
Look at the posts I'm replying. Even though I posted the games I still have, like Pokken and Splatoon, apparently that wasn't enough, and I'm still not allowed to criticize them. So it's put a damper on discussion.
>>335861136
Post timestamped pic of dick faggot
>>335860794
>Did I say that? Or did I just convey that I wasn't happy with my WiiU, which was why I decided to take initiative and upgrade?
Take it to another thread for fuck's sake
>I did it in a respectful way, did I not?
No, your passive aggression and superiority complex is not very respectful at all
>>335861169
Okay let's discuss what you didn't like about Pokken and Splatoon then. I haven't personally played Pokken at all so I've no clue how that plays, but I've played Splatoon extensively.
>>335861169
>And how long ago did 3D world come out? You think I replay it yearly enough to remember?
>>335861338
Forgot to add to my post that I would've thought anyone would remember levels from 3D World if they played every level 5 times over, but I guess I'll give you the benefit of the doubt for the sake of avoiding going in circles with you again.
>>335847891
>Team Fortress 2
>Overwatch
>Probably any area shooter ever
To name a few
>>335861757
Those play fucking nothing like Splatoon you idiot
Ignoring that guy, to everyone else are you going to buying a NX on launch day, or are you going to wait?
>>335861247
>Take it to another thread for fuck's sake
If I was talking about the PS4, or Fallout, or anything that wasn't WiiU related, I'd understand this sentiment. But I was on topic all the way. Wasn't I? I didn't even make it into a tangent about PC gaming. I just explained that I felt that the WiiU didn't offer enough in terms of exclusives.
>No, your passive aggression and superiority complex is not very respectful at all
Am I guilty of these? Please do explain how.
>>335861338
>Okay let's discuss what you didn't like about Pokken and Splatoon then
For a series with 500+ pokemon, they chose the absolute worst choices, some of which don't even make sense. A reskin of Pikachu, for example,a candle light pokemon? Gengar? Seriously? You'd think a full release title would at least have a SMALL FRACTION of the pokemon out there, instead of a puny selection that doesn't even rival Street Fighter.
As for Splatoon, the gyro controls are terrible, the lack of voice chat ruins any team play for me, the lack of proper online support means I can't just freely choose a map, cosmetics are held behind a paywall (which as a TF2 vet, pisses me off because I can at least get every cosmetic in-game without paying money). Among that, there's just no skill in the online play. Where's the vertical movement like blast jumping or Quake map availability? Where's my ability to make custom maps? Why can't I mod or change the UI? BASIC things.
>>335861843
Never, ever, buy a console on launch day.
>>335839647
I have a wiiu and I like it too, but you're butthurt as fuck, WiiU is nice, but support for it was shit.
>>335861818
Yeah, they're better. The KBM support alone destroys anything that Splatoon can offer. Gyro just can't compare to KBM. 30 years of testing and optimization have cemented it as the king of any shooter.
>>335861886
>As for Splatoon, the gyro controls are terrible
Most, including me, would strongly disagree with this. It takes a couple hours or so to get familiar with, but once you do they're more precise and faster than sticks. You can always turn them off entirely, though (but you'd be at a disadvantage against high-rank players)
>the lack of voice chat ruins any team play for me
I can agree with that, a few times I had to resort to skyping with friends for online play. I mean it worked but it's pretty nasty to have to do that at all, I supposr most matches are so short that it doesn't make a huge difference.
>the lack of proper online support means I can't just freely choose a map
This is literally false - you can create custom matches with any settings you like, although they can only be with people in your friendslist I think.
>cosmetics are held behind a paywall (which as a TF2 vet, pisses me off because I can at least get every cosmetic in-game without paying money).
Only 3 outfits and you can literally get gear with the same and better attributes for free. I guess if you were desperate to dress a squidgirl in a schoolgirl outfit this would annoy you.
>Among that, there's just no skill in the online play. Where's the vertical movement like blast jumping or Quake map availability?
Dude there's tonnes of vertical movement (you swim vertically up walls frequently in almost every map) I think this point right here is where you dropped the ball entirely - you have not played this game.
>Where's my ability to make custom maps? Why can't I mod or change the UI? BASIC things.
Console shooters rarely have these options.
>>335862007
Splatoon literally would not be playable with KBM, and no I'm not referring to the gyro controls for that - a constantly-updated map of locations to superjump to (and the ability to superjump in a single press) is extremely important in Splatoon. KBM cannot achieve that.
>>335862557
>It takes a couple hours or so to get familiar with, but once you do they're more precise and faster than sticks.
Sticks? When did I mention anything about sticks? Gyro is slow, restrictive, and weak when compared to a KBM, and offers none of the versatility. Sticks are one of the worst ways to play a shooter.
>you can create custom matches with any settings you like, although they can only be with people in your friendslist I think.
And do you think I have alot of Splatoon loving friends online every 5 seconds?
>Only 3 outfits
For a 60 dollar game that number should be 0.
>Dude there's tonnes of vertical movement (you swim vertically up walls frequently in almost every map)
So you still need walls to help you. Why can't you jump up on your own?
>Console shooters rarely have these options.
That doesn't make it okay to lack them.
>>335862718
>Splatoon literally would not be playable with KBM,
Literally false.
>a constantly-updated map of locations to superjump to
So you've never seen Splatoon TF2 mods, I see. It's so hilariously simple to emulate these features: you press tab to open the updated map, then click on a location either with number coordinates, or a click of the mouse. It's literally done in half a second.
If you think that's "too much work" then I'm afraid you've not played enough competitive arena shooters, or RTS's at high levels. Splatoon is as easy to play as Gone Home when compared to korean level Starcraft, or Command and Conquer, or Quake professional edition.
>>335863164
I agree KBM is still an optimal setup, but Gyro is a strong contender given how precise the gamepad's gyros are compared to other gyro controllers I've tried. I think you should give it more of a chance.
You can jump on your own, not that it's really relevant since you've already been outed as a lying shitposter numerous times this thread ;^)
Can I see some footage of that TF2 mod though? I have doubts the control scheme would be too intuitive and as quick but I'm no game designer so perhaps some savvy modder got something niceplus I'd like to try it out
>>335863164
>And do you think I have alot of Splatoon loving friends online every 5 seconds?
Given how shitty your personality is, I doubt you'd have a friend online ever
>>335863164
>So you still need walls to help you.
So you haven't played it and are now backpedaling on your point to try and save-face. Nice.
>>335863742
>but Gyro is a strong contender
Unless gyro has 100+ buttons that I can remap at will, I doubt it very much.
>You can jump on your own, not that it's really relevant since you've already been outed as a lying shitposter numerous times this thread ;^)
Says the guy claiming that KBM isn't good for shooters.
>Can I see some footage of that TF2 mod though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Kt1-nNlUc0
Some reason it's from really early before they implemented more features. But the gameplay was too shallow, so modding for it kind of stopped.
>>335839647
>mfw everyone else was freaking the fuck out over the shareholders meeting and I was just glad we finally got the NX release date
Kinda bummed they won't show it at E3, but whatever, I'm sure it will get a Direct dedicated to it soon enough
>>335863164
>If you think that's "too much work" then I'm afraid you've not played enough competitive arena shooters, or RTS's at high levels. Splatoon is as easy to play as Gone Home when compared to korean level Starcraft, or Command and Conquer, or Quake professional edition.
The more you post the less sense it makes that you of all people would own a Wii U. It's completely illogical, and the evidence in this thread of you not actually playing the games you're complaining about just makes it all the more embarassing.
>>335864108
Oh yes, I didn't play it, which is why I timestamped it right here. >>335842760
The image is just part of someone's imagination, right?
>>335864220
>you can't hide in the ink and only get a movement boost
>>335864289
>you don't like our games
>that means you never played them, even though you posted constant evidence and made specific criticisms that only someone who had extensive knowledge of the in-game mechanics would know about
This is a logical fallacy. Please discontinue.
>>335864220
>Says the guy claiming that KBM isn't good for shooters
Quote where I said this.Protip: I said the opposite.
>video
Can you even superjump at all in that mod?
>>335864334
You probably just have a brother/friend/roomate and took a pic if theirs to shitpost. You knowledge (or, rather, distinct lack thereof) speaks volumes of what you've actually played.
>>335862557
>Quote where I said this.
Right here.
>It takes a couple hours or so to get familiar with, but once you do they're more precise and faster
I never once mentioned any other control scheme than KBM. So why else would you say this?
>Can you even superjump at all in that mod?
Did you even see the steam group?
>>335864704
So, there's no such thing as Crown Crown in Super Mario 3D World? I was wrong about Pokken and it has a 500+ roster? Smash Brothers doesn't have DLC?Splatoon actually lets you make your own maps and has voice chat?
If any of the above is true, please do inform me.
>>335864504
>hate everything about console games, such as controllers, online restrictions, lack of modding, etc.
>dislike playing generally easier games
>"hurr durr I'll get a Wii U"
What possible reason did you have for apparently getting a Wii U? Oh, wait, you didn't as is evidenced by the fact you couldn't describe a level in 3D World besides an inaccurate description of crown-crown, and you thought Splatoon had no vertical movement or custom matches.
>>335864220
>no hiding in ink
>no climbing up walls,
>no movement boost
>no superjump
>no superweapons
>bullets behave like bullets instead of paint
>no grenades
Its totally the same thing guys.
>>335864907
>So why else would you say this?
I was comparing to sticks, since the rest of the quote refers to sticks. It's pretty rare for a console shooter to support KBM, and sometimes even when they do the KBM user suffers from a poor UI from lazy KBM support.
As for the rest of your post, refer to >>335864969
>>335864969
>What possible reason did you have for apparently getting a Wii U?
I thought it would have something interesting. I grew up with Nintendo, so I thought surely they wouldn't screw me over again. But after the wii, I wasn't gonna chip in completely, so like I said 100 posts ago, I chipped in with a few mates.
>Oh, wait, you didn't as is evidenced by the fact you couldn't describe a level in 3D World besides an inaccurate description of crown-crown
How was it inaccurate? Please do say.
>and you thought Splatoon had no vertical movement or custom matches.
Oh, so I was mistaken? You can make your own maps? You can blast jump anywhere without superjumping or needing walls to paint? Please, do show me how.
>>335865257
>I was comparing to sticks, since the rest of the quote refers to sticks
And why were you doing that exactly? At what point did I ever imply that sticks were good for shooters? Why even bring that up? For the sake of the argument, we were discussing the merits of gyro controls versus KBM, the latter of which wins in every single category.
>>335844212
>you're in the minority and you have shit taste
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/dragon-age-inquisition-wins-goty-at-game-awards/1100-6424005/
>>335865598
And?
>>335865437
I'd reply again but I need to sleep. Who knows, maybe you were just some idiot telling the truth but my god do you have some of the shittest taste I've seen. Just sell your Wii U if you dislike it so much man, nobody in this thread cares what you feel, I was the only anon consistently replying just to try and catch you out, and I believe I did that a couple times so anyone reading can tell you were here to shitpost all along.
>>335840970
looks fun but that's no w101
>>335865437
>going up walls doesn't count as vertical movement
Dis dumbass serious ?
>>335865925
It seems a little odd that you think that. I'd willing spend hours engaged in reasonable discussion, including bringing out multiple images and timestamps with statistics and evidence, and citing my sources constantly. All of that just to shitpost?
You act like I'm holding unfair double standards, like I'm secretly supporting sony in the background, or casualized hallway shooters that require twin sticks. I'm not. Anything I say here in this thread, I hold as a universal standard against all 3 consoles. I don't magically make exceptions due to bias. Infact, I hold the same standard for PC gaming as well.
Why do you think many of my GOTY picks are drm free and can usually be downloaded directly from developer websites, without steam or origin? Why do you think I hate the concept of paid mods, and paying for online, and region locking? Is that shitposting too?
You have an odd definition of the word, that's for sure.
>>335866274
>hates stick-shooters
>buys a stick-shooter game
Wow
OP here, just let this thread die already
>>335866380
I don't buy twin stick shooter games.
>>335866274
>It seems a little odd that you think that. I'd willing spend hours engaged in reasonable discussion, including bringing out multiple images and timestamps with statistics and evidence, and citing my sources constantly. All of that just to shitpost?
you must be new. people go to far greater lengths just to shitpost all the time.
>>335866447
You and I both know that the shitposter will keep bumping it, he's been at it for hours, my guess is he's legitimately autistic.
>>335866560
Who bought Splatoon then?
>Tfw you bought Wii U for smash like you've been doing since the gamecube
>Smash turned out to be Super Fire Emblem brothers
>>335866835
Meh. It still had a bigger and better roster than the previous entriesthough I missed not having Ice Climbers
>>335839647
Why are koalas so fucking stupid?
>>335866802
My mom
>>335866802
One of my pals did. Loves anime and little girls, and now that I think about it, kind of explains alot as a matter of fact.
>>335866584
Consider this then: if I was truly shiposting, wouldn't I have posted meme images, maybe cropped MLP fanart, Undertale images, or even something from /co/? It actually is easy to shitpost on /v/, since everything can rile people up. But I'm trying to take the non-shitpost route and have sensible discussion. It's why, even now, I don't resort to name calling or fallacies. Call it self-righteous if you want, I call it common courtesy.
>>335852918
>gyro controls were uncomfortable
>multiplayer was full of children
There are plenty of things wrong with Splatoon, but the gyro controls are fantastic, and if you want to play decent people online you need to prove you're better than the children first.
>>335867153
I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously at all anymore.
You've already killed the thread, now just do this >>335866447
>>335867280
>but the gyro controls are fantastic,
Who says? and I hope you're not planning on using the bandwagon argument again.
>>335867153
>he dislikes anime
>comes to 4chan
What are you even doing here, spending your life shitposting ruthlessly for (You)s?
Why would you be friends with that guy anyway if you don't like the same vidya, shows, or lolis?
>>335867450
>Who says?
It's the general consensus from the millions of people who bought the game. If you don't play with gyro, you're going to suck shit. If it's awkward to you, you'll never be able to climb ranked.
>>335867450
>Who says?
Most people
>don't use the bandwagon argument
Fuck you , you asked who says - even look at the thread and only one guy said otherwise and he was strongly suggested to not have even played the game.
>>335867584
>>335867715
>general consensus from the millions of people
Ah yes, just like how millions of people agreed that the PS4 has a better game lineup than the wiiU, or that Fallout 4 was the best game of 2015, or that Dragon Age: Inquisition was universally better than Bayonetta and Shovel Knight and Smash Brothers combined.
"Popularity" as you call it.
>>335867565
He used to be cool, before he drank the cool/a/id.
>>335867812
If you don't like the general concensus on this site why do you post here at all?
Oh wait it's just tos shitpost endlessly.
>>335867812
You say that like being popular automatically makes it inferior in every case, which makes absolutely no sense.
The better players use gyro. It provides faster, more accurate movement than sticks. That's all there is to it.
>>335867812
>before he drank the cool/a/id.
What does that even mean?
>>335868042
I was more than happy to discuss a game's merits without people resorting to fallacies. That's what I was hoping anyway.
>>335868119
>You say that like being popular automatically makes it inferior in every case, which makes absolutely no sense.
The problem is that you're contradicting yourself. When it comes to Splatoon it's all about how "the majority is always right and the minority is just full of noobs and haters". But if you mention how the Ps4 is now the majority, suddenly the majority is "full of shit eating casuals who don't know any better, while the minority are the unsung heroes".
So which is it? It makes discussion very confusing when you flip flop between the two. I could also mention the 30+ million people who play Destiny and insist that twin sticks are objectively better for shooters. How does the majority vs minority argument fit there?
>>335868329
>discuss a game's merits
What merits did you discuss? You've just said every single one was shit.
>>335868329
>But if you mention how the Ps4 is now the majority, suddenly the majority is "full of shit eating casuals who don't know any better, while the minority are the unsung heroes".
Literally who are you quoting?
>>335868443
No, I said every single one had flaws and most, if not all had better versions on other platforms.
>>335868541
>Literally who are you quoting?
Every single thread on the front page. For example. >>335849032
>Nioh is on the Ps4, therefore it doesn't count as a game
>it doesn't matter if 40+ million people bought the console, they're all wrong
>a demo isn't actually a game
>etc
An archive of 1400+ threads can back that up as well. If you would like.
>>335868329
How am I contradicting myself? This is like comparing an aluminum bat vs a wooden one. It has absolutely nothing to do with popularity. People use it because they have to if they want to stand a chance against everyone else who uses it.
>>335868820
>People use it because they have to if they want to stand a chance against everyone else who uses it.
And? Does that mean nobody is allowed to criticize the controller, especially if other FPS's use superior control schemes?
Everyone just bail out of this thread and leave autism-kun alone. He's not worth it.
>>335868762
>No, I said every single one had flaws and most, if not all had better versions on other platforms.
Yeah you thought a good alternative to Splatoon was TF2 lmao, rather than what Splatoon was actually inspired by.
That still isn't discussing the MERITS of those videogames, which you never once did. According to you, they were all absolutely terrible yet you apparently bought and played at least some of them extensively (reaching crown-crown in 3D World which'd take 5 replays to do...). Shit don't add up.
>>335869008
Dude if you don't like sticks or motion controls the fuck you doing with a Wii U to begin with
>>335869008
Criticize the controller all you want. I absolutely hate how they slapped the minimap on it which forces you to look away from the tv if you want to assess your surroundings and keep track of the objective.
What other FPS's and control schemes are you talking about? So help me god if you say kb/m which isn't even an option for the wii u.
>>335839647
Judging by your post I think you deeply regret it
>>335869438
There is technically one Wii U game that supports a keyboard, but not as a controller. It's been brought up several times that it makes no sense for him to have a Wii U given his hateboner for anything non-KMB, but like the shitposting autist he is he just ignores it.
>>335869465
That will depend on how much shit they port to the NX. Actually, if it has solid backwards compatibility, I'll regret my purchase.
Then again, Nintendo's been so shit lately that I'm going to have to be extremely impressed with what they show off before I even think about shelling out for their new console.
>>335869695
>Actually, if it has solid backwards compatibility
The fact Zelda has an NX port suggests it won't
>>335869205
>>335869658
>>335869306
>Yeah you thought a good alternative to Splatoon was TF2 lmao, rather than what Splatoon was actually inspired by.
You act like TF2 isn't one of the best shooters out there. It's the only one that treats the player with respect and doesn't coddle them. I don't see Valve arbitrarily removing voice chat because it might "scare the children". They also let the community make content for the game, and anything not officially recognized can be modded in yourself without trouble. And the best part is that, at its priciest, TF2 was 20 dollars max. And yet it offers 100 million times the content of your average shooter. True, it's not a perfect game, and balance is still something to be desired, but it just does everything better than Splatoon.
>According to you, they were all absolutely terrible yet you apparently bought and played at least some of them extensively
Just like with the WiiU, I didn't buy all of them, and I didn't play all of them through myself. I didn't even know you needed to replay Mario that much to get to crown crown. So my loli loving lad must've done that himself.
Personally, if I didn't live in a hackneyed pseudo dorm with a bunch of nintendudes and dudebros who play nothing but Destiny and Splatoon all day, I probably would've just vetoed chipping in to buy the WiiU.
>>335869438
>What other FPS's and control schemes are you talking about? So help me god if you say kb/m which isn't even an option for the wii u.
That's my biggest problem. Why isn't it an option? Shouldn't consoles in general be more accessible and friendly? Yet they're so restrictive and untrusting of the customer. It just doesn't make sense to me. I just dont think a 60 dollar game should have those kinds of restrictions.
>>335869784
It's no different with what happened to TP and the Wii had backwards compatibility.
>>335869985
True, though that assumes the NX has some kind of unusual gimmick, and frankly I can't think of anything else they'd do at this point. Guess we'd have to wait and see.
>>335869895
If you got gud with gyro, it's really not that far off from kb/m. It might be a slight learning curve for some, but it is comparable to kb/m in terms of precision and speed in my experience.
>>335869895
Splatoon and TF2 play nothing alike.
Your friend, even if he's a loli-lover, sounds miles better than the elitist prick you're coming across as. He actually plays vidya instead of spending hours and hours shitposting. I really winder why you even have friends.
>>335870261
That's the thing. It's not fun to use at all. And I don't see how people consider it precise or speedy. And I will never like being forced to use a second screen. I bought a 50 inch flatscreen for a reason, and I insta-trash any game that tells me I can't use that. It's just counter-intuitive.
>>335870335
>Your friend, even if he's a loli-lover, sounds miles better than the elitist prick you're coming across as.
I'm sorry, are you implying that I'm elitist? And in the same vein implying that Splatoon is a perfect game and that anyone who hates it "just hasnt played it enough"?
That sounds pretty elitist in itself, if you want my honest opinion. You probably don't, but I'm just throwing that out there.
I don't know why everyone is surprised that it's dead. The standard console life is five years (the 360 was an anomaly). Is everyone just shitposting for the sake of shitposting?
>>335870713
I didn't imply that at all, the elitism was in reference to your insistence on kbm in every game.
>>335870889
Yes
>>335870713
>And I don't see how people consider it precise or speedy.
They consider as such because it's not cumbersome for them to use at all. It quickly feels like second nature and you don't even think about it.
>And I will never like being forced to use a second screen. I bought a 50 inch flatscreen for a reason, and I insta-trash any game that tells me I can't use that. It's just counter-intuitive.
Seriously bro, why did you buy a wii u?
>>335871165
>Seriously bro, why did you buy a wii u?
I didn't I'm just shitposting using a picture of my brother's Wii U.
>>335871165
>They consider as such because it's not cumbersome for them to use at all. It quickly feels like second nature and you don't even think about it.
That's weird, because I was thinking about it every time I used it. It was uncomfortable, and felt gimmicky. It wasn't like a mouse which was instantaneous in its input.
>Seriously bro, why did you buy a wii u?
I've said this ten times already. I chipped in because I loved Nintendo, and I thought they were different from other companies, whose game rosters consisted of hallway shooters and movies and political narratives. Can you blame me for having that bit of hope? At the start of this gen I would've been glad to be a PC+WiiU idort. Now, I just can't say anymore.
>>335871331
Jokes on you, I don't even have a brother.
>>335871383
That still doesn't explain why you got a Wii U - a console clearly designed for dual-screen gameplay, as seen on the fucking box. Can't tell if brain-dead, falseflagging, or both.
>>335871641
I thought at worst that it would be like a second inventory screen or something I didn't need to look at every 5 seconds. Or that I'd at least get to use the pro controller more often.
But nope, games like Starfox Zero and Splatoon say I shouldn't have that privilege. For some reason 60 dollars doesn't guarantee me a worthwhile experience.
>>335871383
This must just be another case like KI:U, where some people just get it and don't worry about it, while others flounder. Though most people I've heard complain about the gyro controls who stick with it eventually say that they got used to it and like it.
I'm curious, just how high are you in ranked?
I get that you liked Nintendo, but you only bought two games, complained about it being casual (which is a bit ironic considering you couldn't handle and stick with the motion controls in splatoon before insulting all the "children" online, no offense), and you went in knowing you wouldn't like the huge gimmick they were pushing.
>>335871849
Then don't buy those 2 games - 2 of the only games that require the gamepad. Again, the requirement of its use is clearly shown on the game's cases, and any gameplay footage. There's literally no excuse.
my wii u is a mario kart/ smash machine and it sees no use at all unless i have people over. i had fun with it for a time but not enough to justify the purchase. looking at it now i definitely regret buying it/
>>335871849
You need to learn the difference
Also what the fuck, how have you spent so much time trying to defend your shitty opinions? Are you actually, literally autistic? Don't you have anything better to do than be a self-important cunt to everyone?
>>335872139
Why didn't you get more games?
You know demos and pirating exist on it, right?
>>335872139
I wish I had friends to play smash with, but they're too much effort to maintain outside of playing video games together.
>>335872012
>>335872004
The problem is that those aren't the only two games I had for the system. Did you not see the filename attached to it?
>you went in knowing you wouldn't like the huge gimmick they were pushing.
>Again, the requirement of its use is clearly shown on the game's cases, and any gameplay footage. There's literally no excuse.
If I had ignored the games, everyone would've simply said "you have to experience it for yourself!" or something like that.So I do happen to have an excuse. Isn't it a point in my favor that I Was at least willing to give the games a chance, even if I didn't like the gimmicks? Would you have preferred if I just discarded them because they were "kiddy" or "not mature enough"?
>>335872183
Commutes to work. You learn to love them.
>>335872368
>Would you have preferred if I just discarded them because they were "kiddy" or "not mature enough"?
Honestly, yes. As what you've said inthe thread has made even less sense.
I got more enjoyment out of Monster Hunter alone than anything on my PS4.
If Ace Combat 7 wasn't a goddamn exclusive I'd sell the piece of shit tomorrow. Project Aces better not fuck it all up this time.
>>335872368
>>335872694
Also I'd like to add you could've played the demos for these games before getting them.
>>335872368
Without knowing what other games you played, it's hard to judge. And what were you expecting from Nintendo that you wouldn't have considered "casual"?
>And I will never like being forced to use a second screen. I bought a 50 inch flatscreen for a reason, and I insta-trash any game that tells me I can't use that. It's just counter-intuitive.
It wouldn't really be any worse than what you're doing now to be honest.
This thread has convinced me to take a good, long break from this site.
I don't want to share a site with people like >>335872368. By the way, congrats, man. My faith in the human race is at an all-time low.
Take care, /v/
>>335872879
meant to quote
>Would you have preferred if I just discarded them because they were "kiddy" or "not mature enough"?
>>335872879
>And what were you expecting from Nintendo that you wouldn't have considered "casual"?
Maybe a new Metroid. It's what they hinted at, at least. Also, I was hoping for the new Zelda to not be delayed.
>It wouldn't really be any worse than what you're doing now to be honest.
>he doesnt hook his computer up to his tv
>>335872970
See you tomorrow anon.
>>335872970
>This thread has convinced me to take a good, long break from this site.
See you in two hours
>>335839647
same. I'm not so poor or petty that a 300 dollar purchase 4 years ago has any impact on me today. I got to play like a half-dozen great games on it, and shared some memories with my sister doing co-op on NSMBU.
>>335873046
>>335873073
I took a break for 11 months from 2014-2015, I can do it again.
>>335872970
>>335873157
>tfw neither my sister nor brother wanted to play any videogames with me
>>335873219
Hey I did the same, probably for the same reasonit was the faGGots, right?
>>335873368
The rampant mysoginy from GG really made me hate the site for a few months.
>>335873564
What, you think it's gone now?
>>335873564
I remember the threads dedicated to compiling who was on their side (as if most people even cared). Anyone have the end result?
>>335872317
i do have more games. i have super mario 3d world, rayman origins, monster hunter 3 ultimate, donkey kong tropical freeze, nintendoland and bayonetta which i borrowed from a friend.
3d world i didnt care for, rayman was very fun but its multiplat, i played ALOT of monster hunter 3 and by the time 4 hit i dropped 3 entirely, donkey kong i got from nintendo club platinum rewards last year i think. that was the last game i "purchased" and when i first got it i played it a ton but i dont anymore. i know im gonna get shit on for this but i really didnt care for bayonetta at all idk why. ninja gaiden is my favorite hack/slash and i loved metal gear rising but bayonetta didnt do it for me.
There hasnt been a single game that has came out since or is coming out that i have even a remote interest in.
>>335873219
If you're seriously going to "take a break" from this place just because one guy is saying mean things about a console you own maybe you should leave /v/ forever and fuck off to rebbit
>>335873817
>rayman origins
Anon...
>Dead
We still have Zelda U regardless of it coming to NX
Tokyo whatever Fire Emblem is still a good RPG I'm looking forward to, and I'm not a autist weaboo so I don't give a flying fuck about localization
AlsoC-O-L-O-R S-P-L-A-S-Hwhether you fucking like it or not, still exists
>>335873926
To be fair, his posts truly reflect the worst of /v/
>>335873926
>talking to a dude that left
Guess I'll answer for him - nothing wrong at all with the fact that anon disliked the system, it's his ass-backwards logic and several hours he spent trying to prove a point he never had that makes you regret reading his posts.
>>335874203
>it's his ass backwards logic
Which I feel would be considered perfectly reasonable if it was levied against other consoles. I sense a little bias ITT.
>>335874263
>projection
ok
>>335874263
Go into a thread relating to another console then and see how your rampant shitposting goes down. I'm pretty sure even the masterrace would find you annoying.
>>335874670
Rampant shitposting? But every post was on topic and brought about healthy discussion.
I just wish USB Loader GX wasn't so shit on it. I never had problems with my Wii, I let my brother borrow it, and now I'm having all sorts of issues on the Wii U.
>>335874854
Oh for fuck's sake.
Go away. No one wants to talk to you.
>>335874005
sorry i meant legends
>>335875030
Huh? But I've been such a reasonable person, everyone should respect my superior opinions on games I don't like or really play.
>>335875750
>anon then went on to make a thread about the PS4 having no games and how the industry is doomed because 40 million people are wrong despite them being the majority
Kinda puts things in perspective, don't you think?
I think I'm going to copy the link to this thread's archive just to post in cringe threads later
>>335875875
I don't make nor post in shitposting threads, did you really shitpost in this one because you were that mad about seeing people shitposting about the PS4? Jesus christ you need to grow the fuck up, shitposting is a constant problem of this board but most ignore shitposting threads and avoid participating in any of it. You shat on a perfectly innocent thread due to salt.
>>335876089
I'm mad that people shitpost. But I don't "counter shitpost". I just remember it the next time someone says something hypocritical (it helps if they use the same images with the same filenames, so I can pinpoint them in an anonymous crowd).
If you're not the same guys who post those threads, then that's fine. But just don't hold to their thinking.
I saw similar threads to this one once they declared the vita dead. At least that piece of shit has still third party support.
>>335876319
That doesn't explain why you thought it was okay to shitpost for several hours straight.
>>335876440
But this piece of shit still has a community online to play with
>>335876456
Please point to where you thought I was "shitposting". If I used racial slurs, or swears, or insults, or used some kind of attack on your character, instead of your argument, then please pinpoint it.
>>335876613
No no, anon, shitposting is more than just saying rude words, way more.
>>335876613
Shitposting is more than just insults, shit like insisting on your opinions and whining when people ask you to elaborate why you feel that way is pretty blatant shitposting.
>>335876703
>>335876740
>>335876880
>shit like insisting on your opinions and whining when people ask you to elaborate why you feel that way is pretty blatant shitposting.
An example perhaps?
>>335876613
There was almost no actual substance to your posts, even when that one anon tried to get you to elaborate so an actual discussion could take place. Instead, you dived away from it and persisted to post your hot and often misinformed opinions over and over, even when people got sick of hearing it you kept going and going and going and going...
>this thread is still up
>autism-kun is still posting
JUST
>>335877074
So when I complained about Splatoon's server limitations, and lack of making custom maps ala TF2, or the design limitations on Mario's levels, or the extreme casuality of the bosses which has been a constant problem since the N64? Those aren't discussion points?
>>335877128
Why do you keep calling him autism-kun? You know who he is, right?
>>335877292
Nobody likes you
Nobody respects you or your hot opinions
Please leave
>>335877453
Nope, who?
>>335877513
That's a shame. Kind of like how nobody in the western gaming industry respects Nintendo or likes them. But they still keep going despite adversity. They don't sink to the levels of their competitors and continue trying their hardest in an industry that hates them more and more.
Poetic irony. In a way, that's why I can't hate them, despite all of their recent missteps.
>>335877808
Could you be any more full of yourself?
>>335877585
ACfag i think
>>335877292
They are when many of them were wrong. Here's a list of what you'd claimed that was outright incorrect, though most of them you later tried to backpedal on
>Splatoon has no custom matchmaking
>Splatoon has no vertical movement
>conveniently "didn't remember" any level in 3D World other than world crown (which was described very vaguely), despite having to have played each level at least 5 times in order to have unlocked world crown (which you claimed you weren't aware of, further proving you haven't played it for shit)
>bought games that explicitly require the gamepad despite apparently hating games that require it
I could go on and on and on. But I won't, as then I'd be you.
>>335877990
How can you tell?
>>335878037
He certainly seem to possess the autism required for such dedicated shitposting.
>>335877934
It's not being "full of oneself" to make a fitting comparison.
>>335878028
>Splatoon has no custom matchmaking
Like an anon said, it's severely limited and you need friends for it.
>no vertical movement
Again, tell me it even compares to Rocket jumping or the vast options in Quake or Unreal Tournament, considering most maps are practically upward ascents or descending abyss designs.
>because I totally didnt' mention that my loli loving pal played it beforehand, and you've still yet to explain how my description of world crown was "inaccurate"
>wanted to genuinely give them a try, hoping that the gamepad wouldn't be too restrictive (giving new things a try?! how dare you! you should've stayed with call of duty!)
You demonize me for stepping out of my comfort zone, then deciding that I didn't like what I went through. This is exactly why we have a new shooter every year that rehashes the last one.
>>335878349
>Like an anon said, it's severely limited and you need friends for it.
>>no vertical movement
>Again, tell me it even compares to Rocket jumping or the vast options in Quake or Unreal Tournament, considering most maps are practically upward ascents or descending abyss designs.
Backpedaling. You never made these points, you initially said it had no matchmaking at all, and no vertical movement at all.
>>335878349
Hey I have an idea. How about shut the fuck up unless you can post a pic of you playing world crown.
>>335878445
>Backpedaling. You never made these points, you initially said it had no matchmaking at all, and no vertical movement at all.
My main point all the way back up was that it was severely limited compared to PC shooters.
Infact, right here. The first post detailing why I hated it. >>335852918
>restrictions to online were unbearable (the inability to mke your own server in the same vein as TF2)
With TF2, I can make a modded server, with a custom gamemode, custom skins, custom items, on a custom map. Can I do the same in Splatoon?
>>335878641
>>335878785
Actually shut the fuck up either way as everyone's shit of your opinion
>>335878641
Which will lead to you saying "thats no really you" or "this image is fake" or something else. That's what happened with the last two hundred timestamps that I've provided throughout the years. I don't even understand what /v/ wants anymore.
