What is their purpose?
>>335793065
I dunno, just kick them till' they 'splode.
>>335793065
suck it down
>>335793065
To trigger old SJW
>>335793065
To fulfill my corruption/transformation fetish
>>335793065
To make my penis feel funny
Shrink them and they grow bigger. This is my fetish. Thanks duke for all the gts faps
same purpose hanging up posters of beautiful women have, homo. Video gaming used to be almost exclusive a male activity. You're far too underage to know about this though.
>>335793065
>game for boy only
>it always good
>game reach wider audience
>its shit
>>335794073
>>335794170
is it women's fault games are no longer like this, or the suits fault?
>>335794310
It was probably a joint cancer.
Can't have an action movie parody without a hot babe.
Unless you mean story-wise, in which case its to be used a breeding material.
>>335794504
Who's breeding them, these flying balls with eyes?
>>335794785
>never seen monster rape hentai
Of course.
>>335794785
The aliens.
Ya know, like in the movie Alien. From the 1970s.
But when they do it in 2011, suddenly its wrong and offensive. Go figure.
aliens invaded earth to steal the females
if you played douk you would know.
>>335793065
To feel like a man.
Games used to be about badassery, gore, nudity and tons of testosterone.
Weird that back then it was the conservatives that would want to see this kind of shit consored. Nowadays its the liberals getting butthrt about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4OsqIC6wr8
>>335797313
I am so hard right now.
>>335797313
Pretty hot desu
>>335793065
Just to suffer.
>>335797313
The only good part of DNF
>>335795332
I'm playing right now actually.
So is DNF actually underrated and only got such bad publicity cause of the Nu-male reviewers?
The hitscan weapons in Duke3D weren't very powerful. Low tier enemies took two or three shotgun blasts whereas their Doom equivalents took only one, and the chaingun wasn't a big upgrade from the pistol. Thus Duke3D was more about spamming explosives, so they added an extra challenge to the gunplay by making dead NPCs spawn more enemies.
>>335799324
It's an unfinished product (about 40% of what was planned) that got a forced release after Gearbox bought 3DRealms.
>>335799324
No, it's a shit fps game.
![1343009790973[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0L25PDz.jpg "1343009790973[1].jpg")
>>335793065
Am I the only one who thinks the enemies "moan" when they die?
Duke wikia doesn't tell anything. It's like they were imitating those women.
>>335794170
>DNF
>The Guy Game
>>335799324
It was made by a numale company so
>>335799324
The opposite. It was over hyped from 13 years of expectations and memeing so everyone shit the bed four times as hard over an otherwise 6/10 FPS.
>>335800027
>6/10 FPS.
How can anyone who plays a decent amount of FPS games say this?
>>335799324
It's pretty mediocre.
Too much modern FPS bullshit for a Duke game.
>>335799324
Its decidely mediocre with a few really good parts.
>>335793675
Sup Chris, how's the new wow lore coming along?
>>335799324
Overall a mediocre FPS. Like, it's not good but a ton of people over-exaggerate how bad it is. I don't think anyone was really waiting 12-13 years for the game to come out, let alone get out of development hell to begin with.
At least they patched in an option to carry four weapons. Did anyone even play the multiplayer component let alone the DLC?
>>335802271
I played the DLC. Gameplay-wise, its actually a bit more polished than the main game.
>>335793065
breeding, the hottest kind
>>335802556
>tfw love watching women get raped and bred with horrendous aliens and monsters
I am such a degenerate.
>>335802556
This is the only thing I remember from that film.
>>335794073
>used to be
It still is, moron. Don't believe SJWs, women have never been interested in video games and never will be. There's literally never been a girl that has played a video game and enjoyed it. The ones who look like girls and play games are just traps.
>>335802271
The DLC is probably better than the main game t b h
>>335804104
muh dick
I want to reach in there and shake hands with whatever glorious being is doing this to her
>>335799324
Its more or less a bigger budget middle market title.
I think its fun for a playthrough or two
What's the hentai tag for this
>>335799324
It's fucking godawful.
>>335793065
to further the plot that they were captured by aliens
as you can see, they were captured by aliens.
gay thread btw
>>335804509
Probably tentacles or parasiteOr brain_fuck if you're feeling adventurous
>>335797313
>panties still on
>>335804795
DNF.
>>335797313
How is it men enjoying seeing women raped by monsters but women don't like seeing men raped by monsters?
>>335804104
thanks for quick small fap
>>335805576
Not everyone is gay.
>>335805096
thanks
>>335802271
Multiplayer is fun for a bit, but it's almost entirely pipe bomb spam and the same 4 people who started playing at release
>>335805576
Women get jealous of all the penetration going on.
>>335805576
They actually usually do.
Girls are huge faggots for yaoi.
>>335805576
But what aboutmonsters being raped by men?
>>335805576
>he doesn't know about mpreg
>>335806463
Didn't say the monsters would be male.
Horrendous 'male' monster fucking a beautiful woman -> erotic for males (and females)
Horrendous 'female' monster fucking a beautiful man -> non-erotic for female (but it is for some males)
Just weird how it doesn't translate
>>335806819
Do girls actually enjoy that though?
>>335806974
Women don't fucking enjoy anything. That's why they are all assholes.
>>335797313
Is it just me or is that whole sequence just entirely out of Duke's character for me? I mean, you spend half the game trying to rescue them. But when you actually get to them and they die infront of you, he just shakes it off and makes a joke about it. I dunno why this particular bit bothers me so much.
>>335803517
Correction:
Girls like grindy japanese turn-based garbage, MMOs, and MOBAs
Can you guess why?
>>335807248
>MMOs, and MOBAs
Attention.
>grindy japanese turn-based garbage
?
>>335807248
I'm guessing the answer you're looking for is because they don't have to try?
>>335807248
casuals, fake social, attention, cute designs and escapism.
>>335794310
women for pretending they have any kind of market value in gaming and suits for believing them, dollar signs in their eyes
>wow we know we sell X amount of games and the demographics are staggeringly male, and you're saying women would buy games if we just made these few small changes? Cha ching!
>>335807245
would be more out of character if he grieved or anything
Would you?
>>335806850
Different expectations and values from different genders. Men like seeing themselves as unstoppable sexual beasts. I can't speak for women but I'd guess they're raised on different values for what is sexy/inherently care about other aspects.
Generally. I know a girl that is huge into female monster transformation. The more disfiguring and horrific the better.
>>335807669
I suppose that's true. I guess I was just expecting him to get more pissed about it really.
>>335803219
more like a fucking cuck
>>335807245
I feel you, should have had him get pissed off and get a buff like the roids for that segment
>>335807870
What I think is odd is that Duke just tells them they're fucked but when they die he declares he'll exact retribution on the Alien mother.
>>335807747
Press e?
Yes I would
>>335807747
put my dick in there?
suck on the nipples?
fondle til the end of days?
all of the above?
yes
>>335793502
REHEHEHE!
>>335805576
Men and women are different, they look for different things in their partners and have different fetishes.
Didn't you also notice that there's a shitton of men into shemales but very few women into cuntboys like Buck Angel? Or how most of the cukoldry porn is aimed at men?
>>335802241
>>335799324
Well the loading took 5+ minutes on an HDD.
Let that sink in.
>>335807747
What kind of person do you have to be to even imagine something like this?
>>335793065
They tell a story by showing, not telling. Modern games could learn from it.
![pornhub-men-women-top-categories3[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/xv5q0nJ.png "pornhub-men-women-top-categories3[1].png")
>>335808268
Science coming through BOYAS
>>335794310
It's the customers fault for paying for the shit the suits put out.
![pornhub-men-women-top-categories-relative_2[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/w4pFYPP.png "pornhub-men-women-top-categories-relative_2[1].png")
>>335808560
![pornhub-men-women-top-searches-relative_2[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/955lIbU.png "pornhub-men-women-top-searches-relative_2[1].png")
>>335808628
>>335808560
>>335808628
how did pornhub do this? counting their "female" accounts?
![pornhub-redtube-women-search-differences[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/3p5Irsr.png "pornhub-redtube-women-search-differences[1].png")
>>335808796
Google analytics.
If you ever used google, and if you ever used facebook or gmail, it stores some cookies which basically phone back home every time you re-log with new info related to what websites you browsed and such. Since pornhub people own their website they can pay google for those statistics.
Also women are apparently pretty big on the whole oral thing.
>>335794310
numales
![pornhub-redtube-women-time-spent-on-site-world[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/tFix944.png "pornhub-redtube-women-time-spent-on-site-world[1].png")
Final one since I got a 200 word essay due for tomorrow.
>>335793065
To be sexist symbols of a bygone era.
God I'm glad the 90s are over.
>>335808734
>step dad
>babysitter
Oh god muh dick
>>335809270
Eat shit and die.
>women are actually gay
I guess I can't blame them, men are fucking ugly
>>335808049
Granted, he sounds pretty dejected when he says that.
>>335808560
always wondered what exactly women look for in porn and what types they like
although I wonder how much of this is lesbians skewing the numbers
>>335808734
>>335809087
>big black cock
>big black dick
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>335807747
angry joe didn't like the wall boobs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZJ4BiIEhAo
>>335805576
>How is it men enjoying seeing women raped by monsters but women don't like seeing men raped by monsters?
seeing a penis go into a vagina is a male sexual que, it's something we developed when we were still monkeys that practiced group sex. you see a man with his dick out and erect, that tells your brain to get your dick out and be erect because its time to group fuck. doesnt matter what kind of dick it is, really.
women on the other hand, have radically different sexual ques. seeing a dick doesnt get them wet like it gets a man hard.
>>335809694
its like a white man searching for big black ass.
>u mad wite gurl
>>335808734
>big black cock
They actually fell for the meme.
>>335799324
You don't have to be a Nu-Male to see how godawful it is
![pornhub-redtube-women-men-proportions-worldwide[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/aov10Od.png "pornhub-redtube-women-men-proportions-worldwide[1].png")
>>335809643
Well girls are more bi-curious than men, but I could definitely see lesbians skewing the numbers since they're most likely more open to porn.
>>335805576
>overwhelming majority of monstergirl porn has them dominate/rape their human male partners
yeah i dunno dude
>>335805576
Dude, once i visited the blog of a female artist and she made porn of some girl being attacked by a slimy creature that eventually literally opened up her fucking chest and grabbed her heart, killing her
Do not underestimate women and fetishes in general
>>335795656
Yeah things really have gone to shit.
Liberals, not even once.
>>335810357
Knew this girl that got off to mind break .
She ended up being a bitch but whatever.
Duke was always seen as an inferior Doom wannabe anyway, all the blood and tits in the world can't change what it is. Enjoy your western female characters, dumb quips, and retarded weapons, I'll be playing Doom II again
>>335810326
Monstergirls/boys are basically furries. I mean real monsters. Horrendous, like the Duke Nukem Forever stuff.
Can't post without getting banned, so I'll link. Let's say something like this: http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=nezunezu+xenomorph
>>335810326
>male
>rape
heh
>>335810569
>playing Tryhard Satanist: the game
>>335810569
>Duke was always seen as an inferior Doom wannabe anyway
Despite the fact that Doom was 4 years old when DN3D came out?
Get the fuck out of here, Captain Hipster. DN3D is a goddamn classic and it established what we should expect from shooters nowadays.
>Western
Disregard that. This is clearly bait.
>>335807747
YES HOLY FUCK
Do you know where you are? Do you understand who you're asking. /v/ would ANYTHING as long as it has a soft, warm hole. It doesn't fucking matter as long as there's a soft, warm hole for the dick to go in.
>>335810783
Boobs and nips aren't holes
Contrary to japanese porn comics, you can't fuck them
>>335810868
YOU'RE LYING! DELETE THIS!!!!
>>335810868
>tittyfuck
>cant fuck tits
you're a liar
>>335810751
>Despite the fact that Doom was 4 years old when DN3D came out?
Do you even know what a Doom Clone was, you underage retard?
>DN3D is a goddamn classic and it established what we should expect from shooters nowadays.
No wonder they went to shit.
>>335810868
not figuratively
>>335810950
I may just be a pedant but I consider "fucking" to require actual insertion or penetration
A handy isn't fucking a hand, ya feel?
>>335811113
>he doesnt cut a hole in his hand to fuck his hand
>he doesnt know how good it feels
missing out son
I enjoy seeing women get raped, brutalized, slimed, and torn apart by monsters.
>inb4 edgy
You're just as edgy as me if you play Duke tbqh
>>335810986
>Do you even know what a Doom Clone was, you underage retard?
Do you? DN3D relied on fucking platforming and elevation, you retarded chimp. Never mind the physics puzzles. Never mind the fucking jetpack which was almost a necessity in levels such as the abyss. And the vast improvement in tech the Build engine provided such as the fact that rooms could be stacked on one another. Also, Duke levels made sense from the point of common sense and weren't abstract bullshit on a flat surface.
Fuck off out of here with this weak ass bait. I'm off to the bar.
>>335811230
If you're edgy for enjoying that then so am I.
>>335810650
Shit man, you think that xeno looks "horrendous"?
You should play monmusu quest, especially part 3.
>>335803517
That's wrong though.
>>335811439
>fucking
>fucking
>fuck fuck fuck
>bullshit
>fuck
wew lad
>Fuck off out of here with this weak ass bait. I'm off to the bar.
You'll start a fight and get shanked by a biker. Good riddance.
>>335811683
He's not wrong. Every FPS was called a Doom clone for way, way too long. Duke was not an exception.
>>335811683
>Can't dispute a damn thing.
Bitches gonna bitch.
I'd tell you to blow it out your ass but it's too preoccupied with sucking dicks for nickels, you fucking cunt ;^).
Cya.
>>335810783
>/v/ would ANYTHING as long as it has a soft, warm hole
Sometimes i feel that /v/ would fuck anything, even a pizza
>>335811954
Food Fight looks awful though tbqh
>>335811954
>Those wide, manly shoulders
>That disproportionately humongor head
3/10 would only let her give me a handy or a bj.
>>335811954
I bet this was made by a French animator.
Like that fucking giraffe from the Coco pops advert.
I don't think you guys are supposed to take Duke 100% seriously. I mean it blatantly parodies old action movies and cliches. While it's not some subtle satire or anything it seems weird people are saying Duke is some masterpiece of machismo that proves vidya should only be targeted at guys.
>>335798769
The Twins scene was easily the worst part of the entire game. It completely goes against duke's character.
The rest of the level was good, though.
>>335812104
Source?
Are there sourceports for Duke Nukem, Shadow Warrior and Blood?
>>335812464
eDuke32
SWPro
Never Ever
>>335811954
I feel like this is related enough that I should post it.
>>335812873
>that ending
>that everything
What are some games that let me torture women?
>>335793065
The Alien Bastards were using our women to breed.
>>335810326
>he thinks the monstergirl porn is aimed at women
>>335804104
>hotkinkyjo
