>Miss Rosalina is very tall because she grew up in an environment with no gravitational pull
I love these hidden Mario Bros lore entries.
Rosalinda is 7"7
>>335792565
>>335792476
no one cares, plz kys
Is that why she can float too?
>>335792628
no u
>>335792565
king of manlets tier desu
does higher gravitational pull in central america explain why mexicans are so short???
>>335792476
that doesnt really make much sense, there are way stronger forces out there, gravity (especially earths gravity, is pretty fucking weak)
rosalina hangs out with fucking literal stars
also even if she were to grow up in an "environment with no gravitational pull" (meaning what? that she floats around in a pure vacuum her whole fucking life)
why would that make her taller?
is the reason humans stop growing after puberty because of gravity?
>>335793137
>ywn rape someone's Rosalina in For Glory, and make then enjoy it
>>335793542
I've only either seen incredibly scrub tier Rosalinas or "I'm trying way too hard and have no idea what i'm actually doing" Rosalinas
>>335793031
>Mexicans being short.
Deja de hablar mierda.
Te vas a ganar una putiza, gringo.
>>335793739
coma esta mucho grande pene
>>335793787
Your spanish is utter shit.
>>335792476
>mario lives in high gravity
>can jump 5 times his own height
wow this makes so much sense BEST LORE MEME HAHAHHA
>>335793145
Actually, yes.
That's the short answer.
>>335793145
Gravity does affect bone density and size if you were to spend your time growing up in space. Without gravity, your ligaments also decompress, making you somewhat taller.
>>335793145
She has a bone disorder. It's also why she floats; as she uses an anti-gravity device when on Earth, as her bones wouldn't be able to cope with the additional gravity.
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>>335793893
Maybe the Mushroom Kingdom has 1/5th the gravity of Brooklyn.
>>335793145
It's a fucking Mario game, don't think too hard about it. Plus she's God, she can be as tall or as short as she wants.
>>335792476
Is that why she's bloated too?
>>335794070
Her dress is just billowy. She has a normal figure ignoring her bone disorder, as the spin-off games show.
>>335792476
Gravity determines height of a life from. . . i mean yea it pushes down on you but doesn't change how you evolve on that planet in that way.
>>335794563
That's fascinating... man, and they say 4chan doesn't teach you anything.
>>335792476
She's a big girl.
>>335793663
I'm not just talking about beating scrubs online, anon.
Imagine if you could sexually assault Rosalina during a match of FG.
>>335794719
theres actually nothing better than beating a fucking scrub face to face right next to each other
shit is so fucking cash,
better than any fucking sex you could imagine
>>335794656
DOWN
TO
THE
BASE
>>335794656
For (you)
BUT THAT JUST A THEORY
So why does Samus wear highheels? What's the theory behind that?
>>335795207
Because Sakurai is a monstrous fag.
>>335795207
just like raiden
so she can run better
>>335795207
Couldn't fit rocket boosters inside the heels of zero suit.
>>335795207
Sakamoto ruined Metroid and Sakurai couldn't be assed to fix it.
why did petey piranha return in other games when he was created by the paintbrush?
he dissolves into a pudle of goo clearly indicating he's made out of paint
>>335795207
She has a fetish for stepping on the cocks of horny young men.
>>335795572
Cause he's fucking dope, duh.
>>335792476
who got rosalina pregnant?
>>335795620
God I want Samus to stomp on my balls so badly.
If you grow up in a low or no gravitation environment you are gonna be fucked up with thin bones and extremely weak musculature for starters, and overall will look and feel like some half-dead auschwitz victim if you even make it past childhood.
>>335795882
literally, canonically, undeniably mario at the end of SMG
>>335793814
>>335795028
>>335795572
FURRIES GET OUT
RRRREEEEEEEEEE
>>335792476
She's tall because Miyamoto wanted her to be.
>>335792476
>>335796114
>petey
>furry
what?
>>335795924
Without a doubt she wants to as well.
>>335794023
man, spics are fat
>>335796990
It's anthropomorphic and clearly sexualized. Just look at the belly button fetish shit he's got. Oh, and keeping him in is obvious pandering to vorefags, aka degeneracy of the highest caliber.
>>335792476
If thats true then her bones should be brittle as well
>>335796607
Oh man, that's how they did it? Talk about sneaky, maybe even lazy.
>>335800485
Devs use shortcuts like that all the time to avoid having to spend time developing new assets. Stuff like HL2's trains being basically NPCs that move really fast.
>>335800908
I thought it was Fallout 3 and/or New Vegas that did that, though.
Unless HL2 also did it.
>>335792476
If she did, her body would be crushed the second she enter earth or any planet with gravity.
>>335801105
Yeah both games used the same trick.
>>335801216
don't! youll wake up the pancake fags!
>>335793890
espagnole*
>>335792476
Why aren't there more tall girls in video games?
>>335795028
That hair... muh dick
>>335794023
> fat brown manlets
Ayy era penalmao
>>335801764
Video games are mostly developed in the US and Japan. Manlet Central and Manlet HQ.
>>335801764
I would want to date a girl this tall, but she'd have to be like 7 feet or more to have the same scale
>>335801764
>still have 11cm on her
We need to go taller
>>335793739
CHI
>>335803068
>19cm more than me
How do you even live correctly like that.
>>335803410
It's seriously not too easy.
People think being tall is like this divine gift. It's uncomfortable sitting/standing/doing whatever anywhere.
Also being pretty thin makes buying pants a fucking nightmare.
why do people shit on manlets? its abenifit on every way except social
>>335801764
>182
>tall
