>you are banned from server
>reason: picked a bad day to frag the mods gf bud ;)
>>335789249
Fuck you and your fucking clown. When I was 7 I was raped by clowns. Now every time I see one all I can hear is the slow, maniacal honking of my demons from the past, shoving into my anus with their massive balloon dicks. Get out of my safe space you fucking pedophiliac clown scum, just walk your freakishly massive feet right out the fucking door and don't show your pasty face again. Fuck you.
>>335789297Post it
>>335789249
>pubbing on unfamiliar servers
>>335789249
That's never happened, incel
>>335789249
>kill player
>"take that you faggot"
>you are banned from server
>reason: racism
>>335789249
>join drifting server
> 10 seconds later
>you are kicked from server
>reason: no muscle cars, only tuners faggot.
Fucking ricers man.
>>335789249
I make sure to only play on servers where admins are NEVER on
>>335789506
Remember goyim
CURRENT YEAR
and
GAMERS ARE SEXIST MISOGYNERDS!
>admin threatens to use his joker voice if you don't stop killing his gf
>>335789506
>>335789249
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>You are banned
>Reason: Making fun of autistic peopleI'm autistic myself, and this actually happened in a Surf server on CS Source.
>talk without voice changer
>everyone either starts demanding pics of my tits or white knights me the whole match
>>335789249
ITT: Things that never happened.
>>335789836
>start asking for tits
>white knighting
At least one of these actions are honest.
>>335789484
>>335789842
>Being new
>>335789249
>you are banned from server
>reason: talking on mic
>>335789762
>Pokémon Told & Silver
Okay, I kek'd.
I got banned on 2 different TF2 servers for changing my steam name to 'bronies and furries are scum'
>BF:BC2
>server has a faggy "no using rocket launchers on infantry" rule
>break the rule on several occasions and act like it was an accident
>come face-to-face with a guy twenty feet away
>somehow I just know it's the server admin
>shoot him in the face with a Carl Gustav
I've never been more proud to be kicked from a server.
>>335789836
>use a voice changer
>sound like a chipmonk
I just want to get free shit off betas.
>>335789249
>you are banned from server
>reason: running in a crouch only server
>>335789836
L O N D O N
>>335790240
Those voice changers don't work if you don't also modify your voice irl to sound like a faggot
>>335789836
>Some guys send me pics of themselves
>Say who looks nicer
>They start fighting over voice chat
>>335789836
mic games are a competition to see who can bully the most
I got banned from a rust server once because I kept killing the gm's girlfriend and her faggy friends. They claimed I spent too much time pvping and not building then demanded the only way I could kill the 3 of them at once was because I was hacking.
I haven't played on an unofficial server since
>>335789383
>>335789297
>>335789297
*honk*
>>335791419
Every time
>>335791419
it never gets old
>>335789575
>no muscle cars
fuck that
