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>start playing any game on Steam >that friend messages
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>start playing any game on Steam
>that friend messages you "So you're playing that game, eh?"
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>>335774156
I fucking hated that friend.

"Is it good?"
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>>335774156
he is a pc game master bro get on his level
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BEETLEJUICE
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>>335774156
I want to fuck that goth ho
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BEETLEJUICE
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>having friends on steam
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>>335774197
>Haven't even passed intro screens
>Is it worth the price?
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>Boot up game
>"Hi"
Fucking stop
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>>335774156
>having friend on Steam
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>>335774156
>>335774197
>mfw I'm that friend
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>playing game
>it shows fake steam messages posing as a random friend making fun of the name of the game to distract you
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>Not always being in offline mode
>Leaving on in game alerts

Stop being a FAGGOT. Use Steam for playing games and nothing else.
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>>335774156
>>335774197
>>335774454
>autism
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>>335774530
>>335774640
this
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>>335774647
Stop messaging me in the middle of a game FAGGOT
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Don't fucking sign into the chat if you don't want messages during gaming, retard.
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>>335774530
Can I be your friend anon?
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>>335774640
>playing games in offline mode
what terrible bait
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What the fuck else am I supposed to say? "pls fuck my boipucci ;;;;;;;)))))))))))))))))"?
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>that one friend who you met a while ago, but aren't familiar with their current name/profile

>you don't even remember why we're friends anymore
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Hahaha.

>Lydia

What the shit?
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>playing undertale
>get message "HEEELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOO REDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIT"

thats why i defriended you fuckin retard
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>>335774156
I remember literally nothing from the Beetlejuice cartoon other than the fact that she was my first cartoon crush
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>>335775291
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>>335774640

>Moon Man

I was not here for this meme.
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>tfw have a russian inquire about my daily life
it's kind of cute, but also pretty annoying when i'm just trying to play videogames
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>>335775291
hi, reddit
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>>335775291
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>>335774742
Again, autism.
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>>335774156
>be an 8 year old shit
>explain to my parents that Lydia makes me feel funny in my pants
Please tell me I wasn't alone in this.
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>>335774295
BEETLEJUICE
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>>335775207
iktf
>you don't delete them out of guilt
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>>335775291
>people who meme it up like they're shitposting on 4chan literally ANYWHERE but on the site

immediate grounds for deletion

really anything at all on a profile that signifies they are an outed epic 4channer is a damning red flag
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>>335774604
Woah what game?
I'm curious as a dev and never thought of using the steam api that way.
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>>335775475
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>>335775291
What if I said sorry afterwards?
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>Hundreds of friends
>Hate almost all of them
>Not enough reason to get rid of them
>Most of the hate is completely without reason
>>335775358
>Russian constantly tells me about his day and how shitty his life is
>Talks about games I don't play like I do
>Spouts twitch memes as if I go on twitch regularly
I should delete you, but then I'd feel even worse for you.
>>335775416
BEETLEJUICE
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>>335775517
This would be fine if it wasn't for those chatlogs
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>>335775740
>Groups
>/v/
>/d/
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>>335775293
That's pretty nice anon
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>>335774156
>just be online on Steam doing nothing, browsing the internet
>that friend never talks to you
>start playing a game
>Hi what's up how ya doing having fun?
>proceeds to spam you constantly about their shitty day

Why do they wait? They always wait.
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> Cousin sends you the same message every time you logged into messenger
> Messenger hasn't even opened up properly when his lightning fast shit catapult launches at you
> Luckily he left you alone if you didn't answer
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>>335775819
Same thing really
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>>335774640

You can turn off achievement notifications?
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>>335775517
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Lydia a cute
A CUTE
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>open a game
>nobody ever says anything to me
>don't open a game
>nobody ever says anything to me
>someone messages me just to show me some dumb shit, then doesn't respond if I comment on it
>everyone I actually want to talk to is never around

It could be better, it could be worse.
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>>335774156
>That friend who plays dayz clones and other shitty early access games
>sees you play any game
>"ha way to play a shitty game"

Yo fuck you faggot. I don't criticize the games you play so get off my dick.
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>that one friend whos a trumpcuck
The worst.
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>>335774156
>>335775828
You HAD to post her, right? My GF just left me and she was just like her. Even had the same name...
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>>335774156
>start playing any game on Steam
>no friends at all
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Why do you guys always claim to hate facebook and then turn around and use steam, a service for games, exactly as if it was fucking facebook.
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>>335776024
How about you start the conversation for once
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>bulgarian dude I friended while playing Helldivers
>he only plays Helldivers
>he only owns Helldivers
>never crossed a fucking word
>we just join each other while playing
>always sync up flawlessly all tactical pro team and shit, teammates amazed
>always leave without saying a word
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>>335775291
HEEELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOO REDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIT
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>>335774156
>tfwdktf
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>>335776245
who's using it as facebook? are you mentally deficient?
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>>335776294
You found your Gregor
Cherish him
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>>335774156
Lydia was like my first crush
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>>335776280
Then I wait an hour for them to say anything.

No winning.
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>>335776324
Look at any of the threads here where people swap their gaudy meme'd out profile pages
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tfw knowing people from friend list irl so not need for stupid shit in the chat
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>>335776324
>who's using it as facebook?
If /v/ is anything to go by, literally everyone.
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I dishwash with a guy who's friends with the animation director of Beetlejuice.
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>>335775293
same.
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>That one
>friend who sends
>multiple messages
>like
>this
>because they can't be bothered
>to
>do it
>in one
>sentence

I know they're trying to grab your attention, but they're fucking gay.
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>>335776337
I've been out for some time. Who the fuck is Gregor?
Spoonfeed me please
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>>335774156
So you're making that thread again, eh?
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>play game
>somehow messages every one of your friends linking them to the game's store page

I don't know what shovelware crap game it was that did this but I'm positive it did and it's fucking sketchy as hell.
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>>335776605
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>>335775819

Might as well merge the two boards at this point as they both discuss the same shit.
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Lydia a cute.
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>>335776196
post pics
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>Steam friend thinks you're a girl
>You pretend to be and toy with his feelings
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>>335776687
Thanks, Anon
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>>335776831

Can't post pictures of an imaginary person.
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>that guy who doesn't have any friends on Steam

Just as bad like the faggots who are too afraid to use the microphone in online games.
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>>335777057
you are the worst
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>>335777175
my english is shitty, there I said it
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>>335777057
That was a good doujin.

>>335777175
Hard to make friends when you don't play multiplayer games.
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>>335777181
I love seeing them make "subtle" attempts at wooing me or making me smile.

It's just fun to mess with them.
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>>335775510
Pony island
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>>335777308
Seek professional help if that kinda thing gets you off
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>>335777418
Have I met you before, sweetie? ;)
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>actually have that friend and also be such friend
>enjoy each others opinions and thoughts of the game

I don't see a problem
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>>335777394
Well now, this beats my fanfiction.
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>>335777476
Nope
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>>335777251

>Was friends with someone who claims to be a girl for years
>Refused to use a mic because "her" soundcard is/was broken
>"She" claimed to work in IT Security but somehow couldn't afford a soundcard
>Always talked about how job always gave her free top of the line PC parts.

I get if you just don't want to use a mic because you're embarrassed of your voice, or ability to speak a language well, but people who give the dumbest excuses are the worse.
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>>335777481
OPs some autist.

Wish people like him would just speak up instead of fuming on the inside so you could just remove him and look up people who actually want to talk.
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>>335777175
>had a group of friends
>they all went to play shitty $60 games
>purged the list completely
>never looked back
i'm poor
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>>335777057
>thinking there's females on the internet

you think people would learn by now
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>>335777523
Of course I haven't...
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Only accept people you know IRL
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>>335777308
I know you're not a girl, idiot. I want to pound your boipussy.
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>>335777618
so no one?
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>>335777618
>have 7 friends
>I still only talk to like 2 of them
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>>335777618
>having irl friends
>"hey bro wanna come over"
>they just sit there and play LoL every time
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>>335777576
There's always someone willing to trust their heart to a total stranger.
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>>335775475
most of the people who memetext on other sites just browse r/4chan
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>>335777713
shitty friends, I only exchange /v/ meme pictures with mine
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>>335777635
Earn it, baby.
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>>335777735
>look at r/4chan one day
>greentext story about guro is posted
>all the comments "what's guro ew what the fuck"
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>>335777713
>hey anon come play lol with us
>hey man you should play lol with us its so much fun
>anon we need a 5th person for ranked come play lol with us youd love it

FUCK OFFFFFF I DONT WANT TO PLAY LOL EVER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>335777925
I want redditors to not come here
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>>335777481
>wanting your inmersion to be broken by some guy with a desperate need for attention

no
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>>335778064
Immersion is a farce.
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>>335778109
No it isn't.
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>>335778064
it's just people who want to have a conversation, you autist. They don't last long unless you make it so
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>>335778164
It's not on him, it's on them to understand what "In-game" means.
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i have two fiends on steam i know irl that never start conversations first. its fucking weird tho because theyre both neets and have literally no other friends. ive stopped talking to them, i can only assume they just play games all day
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>>335777968
fun fact: if you ever cave in and play LOL with them, they will all quit within 3 months time.
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>MFW claim myself as a girl on Steam with over 500 friends
>Free games every week

Life is good
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>>335778245
why are these losers so stupid
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I do this with one of my friends, but that's because he keeps buying games only to abandon them before completion for a newer game. He was hyped and bought DaS3, despite quitting DeS, DaS1, and DaS2. And he was playing BB at the time, so he quit that too. Now he's quit DaS3 too, for some VN, and he's talking about buying Nioh.
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>playing vidya while appearing offline
>new message from best online friend
>"Anon I know you're there"
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>>335775396
Looks like YOU might have autism.

See how easy and worthless a comment like that is? Fuck off, idiot.
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>your whole group of friends get the same game
>they are super hyped about it for weeks, begging you to join them
>you finally give in and buy the game
>they all quit

Every fucking time.
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>>335778245
I knew I wasn't the only one to do this.
It's funny to me how they think they have a chance at something more.
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>only have 3 steam friends
>we only play dota together
>no one says shit when playing other stuff
feels good
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>>335778154
It's just a buzzword.
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>>335778331
theres a boob streamer who got a $4k donation. some lonely loser actually though giving this girl 4k would "win m'ladys love".

really though these are probablly people who have slight mental disabilities and dont understand the concept of money
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i ignore anyone who tries to talk to me on steam unless i know them personally
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>>335778383
but don't they
don't they really have a chance at something more
I mean you probably like dicks
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>>335777394
who artist
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>>335778367
>whole group of friends are getting a game
>feel obligated to buy it just to play with them or I'd be the one person out of them not having fun together
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>>335778454
I heard that those dudes actually like get off on giving away a shit ton of money.
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>>335778471
A small pout or "giggle" at their stale pickup lines and jokes are usually all I need to get them under my thumb.
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>>335774156
> That friend who killed himself more than 640 days ago
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>>335774156
>start playing any game on Steam
><username> has invited you to play Dota 2
>CLICK HERE TO JOIN

GOD JESUS FUCK I LOVE PLAYING A L O N E
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>>335778634
Do you keep him on your list, just in case?
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>>335777057
>have 'girl' I erped with years ago on a different platform
>lost touch for a while
>years later bored and get in touch with them
>they not longer pretend to be a girl
>now very good friends that never discuss our sordid past of me defiling 'her' every hole
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>>335774156
>friend messages you

I don't understand
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>Add someone from /v/ on PSN
>Laughs at what I'm playing

faggot
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>>335778354
The hours played changes even if you're offline. Also I think it doesn't notify someone sending you a message if you're offline.
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>>335778367
Every fucking time, and they wonder why I always refuse to buy in with them.
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>>335778454
wow, JUST
imagine the quality and quantity of hookers for that cash, that guy would be swimming in pussy
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>>335777057
>>335778650
Aw jeez, I really regret my female facade. I have some fantastic friends, even some high in the industry, who I will never know if they're really my friends because of it.
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>>335778361
Stop callinge idiot please...?
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>>335778545
I have a distant relative, actually im not even sure if im related to him but either way he suffered from some accident that cased him some serious brain damage. it affected his speech and processing and just made him generally more slow. he does not understand the concept of money. you could go up to him and say hey can i borrow 100$ from you and he'd do it.

basically you porbablly have alot of people like this who donate to twitch streamer. if you look at top donation youll notice alot of the the big ones are oddly specific, almost like someone just emptied out an account.

or maybe they just get off to it like you said, who knows
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>start game
>Steam friend messages
>don't worry about it cause the social interaction is good and I'm not a scrub that gets fucked up by distractions
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>>335777713
my friends used to do the exact samething but they played WoW
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>>335778714
>>Add someone from /v/

You brought this on yourself.
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>>335778367
Same except it isn't weeks, it was like less than a week for most of them.
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>>335778634
>have amazing bro friend
>seriously never had a friend that was so in completely in synch with me
>would play all kinds of vidya with each other all the time, go to the bar, e.t.c.
>so this is what a best friend is like
>he joins the army, I get promoted so he disappears for 6 months while I'm busier than I've ever been in my life
>when he's out of basic we hang out once, its kinda awkward
>have never spoken to each other again irl or online since

Shit kinda hurts. Drifting apart sucks.
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>>335778642
hear, hear
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>>335778906
you might be homo anon
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>>335774640
All my friends are extreme poorfags, hence I absolutely love playing The Division or Dark Souls 3 while being online to showoff. Hell, I don't even play usually, just afk in game while browsing 4chan.
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I have a friend who gets pissed about fucking everything. His last obsession is dark souls 3 so every time I boot the game he asks me how where I am I then gets fucking mad when I tell him how far I progressed for some reason
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Reminder that steam has a setting that doesn't automatically log you into your friends lists
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>close game
>friend asks if I want to play game with him

Bastard.
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>>335778791
If they're friends that you want to let into your life then it's worth the shot. It wasn't entirely one sided on his side. I was pretending to be 19 when I was 12 because when I said I was 12 online everyone made fun of me. Was a bit of a shock to him because he WAS actually 19 at the time.

>mfw when he was erping with a 12 year old shithead
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Dudes how do I stop playing a shitty game with my steam friend without hurting his feelings? Help me guys, I don't wanna play Smite anymore.
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>>335778969
you must be underaged
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>>335778969
>buy new game
>load it up
>invite them to your broadcast so they can watch you afk
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>>335779030
Play 2 days straight in offline mode.

>my phone rings
>Hey, anon, want to play some Dotes?

JUST
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>>335779098
I've never found a good way out of that situation. It's worse when you and the shitty game are really all they have to hang onto.
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>>335779117
Reminder that phones have a power button
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>someone tries to add me as a friend on Steam
>they have Dota 2, TF2, or CS:GO in their top 5 most played games
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>>335778975
>>335778975
Why would he get mad that you're progressing through a game?
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>>335778963
Nah. We were just really good friends that drifted apart. I hate this notion that men aren't allowed to be friends or close with other men unless they're huge faggots. I kinda figured it would happen because when I was going to enlist a lot of the old vets I talked to said that when they got out of basic they lost a lot of their old friends.

Don't know if I'll ever have a friend like that again though. We were pretty much heterosexual life partners.
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>>335779171
>not playing Dota2 custom games
>not owning Orange Box
>being a stupid drakeposter
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>absolutely rek some random in a game
>they leave a comment on your profile saying they reported you for cheating
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>>335778361
Antisocial behaviour is a good indicator of autism/aspergers. Calm down, autismo.
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>>335779098
Try introducing him to something else.

If he just refuses to bite and only wants to play Smite, be honest and say that you don't really feel like playing anymore. If he's an actual friend, he'll understand.
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>start playing any game on Steam
>that friend messages you "Wanna play something?"
So many people think of gaming as a strictly social thing. It's awkward to decline because I am playing a video game so I am clearly not too busy.
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>>335776831
Here you go anon
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>>335779098
just say you dont want to play anymore / youre tired of the game. if the guys not a faggot he wont care
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>>335779192
Because Im not "playing it right".
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>>335779098
"Gonna take a small break from SMITE. I don't want to get/I got burned out on it."

Proceed to never play again.
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>>335774156
>ignore
>go offline a few minutes later
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>>335778154

Neither is visceral or cinematic, right?

They're all buzzwords. Same with "Pre-Alpha"
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>>335779274
>Sorry bro, I just wanna play alone right now. Maybe later.

wow, that was hard.
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>>335779316
How so?

People like that aren't worth it.
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>Add friend on steam
>He's autistic as fuck
>Somehow thinks its fine to just talk about his dick
>Starts asking me about MY dick
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>>335777735
It ultimately doesn't matter. Mindless memester teenagers are all cut from the same cloth.
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>>335774530
>on steam for over 8 years
>not a single friend
Is it so wrong that I like it that way?
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>>335774156

They are desperate and lonely and looking for any excuse to message you, because they are incapable of initiating a conversation with no starting point
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>>335779238
>not playing Dota2 custom games

Whoa, do I look like Uncle Moneybags to you?
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>>335779274
>"nah"
>start up game anyways and play without them
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>>335779171
Sameee

>some fag send me a friend request
>check out his profile
>level 70+
>12 games
>TF2 and CS:GO in most played
>bunch of weebshit on his profile
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>>335779365
No, you made the right decision. I wish I had never added a single person. Now I'm stuck with them and too soft to just delete the bunch.
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>>335779395
They haven't added it yet, pal. Get your fun while you can.
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>>335779342
And after that they get mad at you and give you angry looks. I am starting to think that I am currently in a bizarre "gamer" relationship.
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>>335775413
i remember being like 4 and getting my first erection. I asked my mom if it's normal for my penis to go up in the air.
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>>335779342
They seriously don't get it.
They'll either not accept it, or they'll say something like "we'll go when you're ready then" which puts pressure on me to end early.
And if I ignore them for too long they'll get pissy that "we never do anything anymore, anon".
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>>335779361
Have you not hung out with grown men before anon? We talk about our dicks all the time. Are you the guy that uses a towel to cover his junk and showers with his bathing suit on at swimming pools/gyms?
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>>335779361
send him pics
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>>335779431
Or maybe I just won't even bother
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>ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend adds me on Steam
>really wants to play games as 3 for some reason
>ex-girlfriend and I are on really good terms
>the new boyfriend is really awkward
>she wants to break up with him because he's kind of an asshole, apparently
>he gets super mad when people fuck up or die in games
>don't want to play with him but wouldn't mind playing with the ex-girlfriend because she's a good friend
>however, I don't want to make my wife feel bad for spending time with another woman
>she wouldn't think I was doing anything suspicious, but she'd probably feel a little jealous and lonely
>love my wife more than anything
>ex-girlfriend's kids (that she got after we broke up) really hate the new boyfriend too and want to play games with me because the ex always says good things about me to them

What the fuck is even going on with my life. This is like some kind of sitcom.
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>>335779527
I was just projecting my insecurities onto someone else. I was the autistic friend. I'm still worried he's annoyed at me.
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>buy things when depressed
>sometimes buy strangers on you friendslist games
>they beg you for every new game that comes out from then there on
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TOPKEK! Holly shit
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So they moved on from the oblongs girl to an even earlier cartoon goth?
Stay away from my childhood crush, /co/. Goth is as dead as my childhood innocence.
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>hey bb ;)
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Real talk, I was naive enough to add some people from /v/ when those "steam friends" threads appeared. Oh man, do I regret it. Every single one was an autistic faggot who couldn't behave like a normal person and thought that was funny to spout 4chan memes on steam chat. Really, NEVER add anyone from /v/.
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>>335779596
>Corona, CA
>mfw this degenerate fuck lives about 20 minutes away from me
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>>335779638
add me i swear i'm not like them i take dxm
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>>335779579
>give friend a game once
>he gives you games every sale from then there on
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>>335779616
Wrong. Lydia was first, then Oblongs. New goth is an OC surprisingly. Check out their booru and you'll find it.
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>>335778760
They're sandniggers with oil money 99% of the time. They do absolutely nothing to receive the money and they receive more of it than they can possibly spend in one lifetime.
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>>335779616
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>>335779616
says you.
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>that Steam friend who says stupid shit like "lel" and "top kek" because he can't exist without dragging 4chan everywhere with him
>that friend who has a 4chan Steam group
>that friend who green texts in Steam chat
>that friend who only posts links that are from 4chan and no other sites

Stop, guys. Seriously. Oh, and this one, too.

>that friend who seems really intellectual and has a rather expansive vocabulary but turns out to be a complete social retard who breaks down and cries out of nowhere in chat and goes on and on about how depressed he is and how he has no friends
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>>335776280
>tfw basically never start conversations and thus 9/10 attempted friendships fail
It's not even a matter of being shy, disliking others, or unable to carry a conversation.
I just utterly lack the intrinsic desire to start them most of the time.
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>>335779564
>my ex girlfriends kids
>my wife
>playing games with ex girlfirends new boyfriend

are you by chance a cuckold?
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>>335779579
>Me and friend constantly buy gifts for each other
>Steam starts using regional prices and region locks gifts
>He cant gift me anymore
Sucks man
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>>335779425
What a pussy.
Just do it, not like they'll notice you removed them anyway.
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>>335779573
I don't see why it'd be an issue but the field I work in is still very male centric and blue collar so if he's some effete numale then you might have a problem.

at least you're honest
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>>335774156
>start playing any game on Steam
>that friend messages you "What in tarhooties?!"
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>>335779527
>all men are the same
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>>335779776
>that Steam friend who says stupid shit like "lel" and "top kek" because he can't exist without dragging 4chan everywhere with him
I've got one and they've never been on 4chan.
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>that friend who turns out to be gay and tells you he's in love with you after you chat on and off for a week
What the fuck do you even say to that to not look like an asshole? There's no way to preserve a friendship once you let your faggotry get the better of you, and you confess love to someone you barely know.
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>>335779784
>9/10 attempted friendships fail

You know who else that happens to? Literally fucking everyone
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>>335776196
Zack?
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>befriend friend of a friend
>never talk
>never play games
>befriended friend unfriends friend
>still friends with both friend and befriended friend
I'll never know why.
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>>335779784
Filename should be "Steam backlog"
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>>335779874
>barely know
what stops you from having sex with him tho senpai
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>>335779638
I've added or been added by probably ~30 people off of those threads and not a single one has managed to stay on the list. They never initiate conversation and invite to games and when you do its always halfhearted noncommittal shit. It's almost as bad as talking to women.
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>>335779719
>>335779797

I envy you for not having friends who expect you to buy them games for them.
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Man, what the fuck happened to Steam? It's a fucking blog now?
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>>335779874
You shouldn't have used that anime qt pic, now take responsibility.
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>>335779776
>that friend who seems really intellectual and has a rather expansive vocabulary but turns out to be a complete social retard who breaks down and cries out of nowhere in chat and goes on and on about how depressed he is and how he has no friends

i know a guy like this. biggest sperglord ive ever seen. also dresses up like the people on/fa/
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>>335779759
Susie a qt
Q T
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>>335779874
Just tell him that you're not gay and that you barely know him but don't mind talking to him as a friend so long as he stops being awkward.
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>added someone I met in a thread
>turns out he's an /a/ and /vg/ fucker
>links pictures of idolshit all the time from whatever threads he pulls them out of

The crazy part is, when we have an actual conversion he's got pretty good taste in vidya, and is a generally nice guy, but I think idols are dumb.
3d idols make for good webms though.
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>That friend that buys you expensive games and guilt trips you into playing them with him

Day-Z is literally my hell. How do I get out of this shit
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>>335779975
jesus christ when i was 17 i was not nearly that much of a faggot. how do these people exist my fucking god
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>>335779975
What did you expect? Anything can be austic blogshit these days
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>>335776196
I have a friend who looks, dresses and acts EXACTLY like her. Doesn't have the same name though.
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>>335779784

Whats the problem then?
You don't want it, you don't get it.

I usually end up writing and saying too much on the rare occasions I get a convo going - because its so rare.
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>>335779638
>add this one guy
>talk to him once in a while because he's busy with work
>barely plays anything these days

which is a shame because he seems to be into crpg and writes good reviews for everything he plays, even shit that's not on steam
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>>335779945
The fact that I don't even know where he lives or what he looks like and also I'm not gay.
>>335779982
You're right, Stoklasa-chan is just too kawaii.
>>335780007
Thing is, shit's always awkward after that. It's not just a friendship anymore. There's this elephant in the room from that moment on, about how this guy wants my dick.
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>That one friend who constantly hustles you for steam trading cards, encourage you to rate and comment every single screenshot shot he shares, and keeps initiating conversations about seasonal anime
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>>335779989
>mfw I did this once because I was super drunk and my life choices up to that point had come into light and really made me question myself
>so emotionally closed that the only person I could talk to about it was an internet friend
>feel like the relationship is irreparably damaged
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>>335779842
It's an anonymous imageboard, I can be as honest as i want.
He told me he thought that autistic people going on about the things they're passionate about was cute. He thought I was cute. That sort of touched me, anon. I always worry that im boring the shit out of people when I go on about shit i obsess over.
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>boot up any dark souls
>"lol hope ur prepared to die anon!!!!11!!"

get off my fucking lawn, casual.
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>>335779989
It's funny because they'd have plenty of friends if they just kept acting like how they do when they first meet people. Instead, they just have to throw that pity party out of nowhere because they're starved for attention.
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>>335780048
Holy shit, are you me

>H1Z1
>DayZ
>The Culling
>The Division

I am in fucking hell.
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>>335777618
>Only adding people you know IRL
>they see you playing Neptunia
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>>335780026
Reminds me of a guy on my list, except I dont mind the idols. He's a good guy with good taste in stuff too.
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>>335780048
Three options.
Ignore them and hope they go away
Act like a man and tell them you hate that game
Kill yourself.
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>>335780052
There's more
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>>335779994
It's goth chicks.
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>>335779759
who even are these girls
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>>335780026
Ask him what's his favorite idolshit series and post his steam, please.
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>>335779405
They're almost always Russian or South American, too
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>>335777175
Why would I? I don't like multiplayer.
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>>335780118
>boot up Hotline Miami
>instantly get a bunch of messages just spitting memes from that guy
>try to remember why I'm friends with him
>can't
>remove
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>>335780129
the guy i know is a social sperg too. watched him say "hi there im anon, long time no see" after the person he was meeting for the first time said "oh you must be anon, im anon2 nice to meet you" also incredibly fake too
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>mfw time to prune your friends list
so long fuckers
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>Steam friend always greets me with "What's up?" and is a nice guy
>I try to carry the conversation past basic greetings and responses
>he never replies
Why do you keep trying to talk to me if you only just want to ask me what's up
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>>335780304
I did mine a couple weeks back. Felt pretty good. I accidentally removed the guy I compete with for Sonic Kart scores.
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Who /videogames/ here?
I don't even know how to get to the steam friendlist. If I could get friends and enjoy them (and vise versa) I would be on social media
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