So, I've been trying to farm up sunlight medals and figured Ancient Wyvern would be an easy farming spot.
Boooooiiiii was I wrong. Welcome to Fall Souls gents, enjoy the ride.
My adventure began with this guy locking me out. But that's okay, I opened up the door and ran in.
>figured Ancient Wyvern would be an easy farming spot
>>335750206
I ran up heroically, plunged onto the dragon, and got the triumph. But damn it, it was short lived for the host immediately jumped off, promptly denying me of my sunlight medal.
>>335750098
I farmed all 30 on Oceiros since my faith build was made to wreck his shit.
>mfw
>mfw hosts who watched the cutscene
>mfw Great Lightning Spear is shit
I don't know why, but this guy ended up summoning all 3 sunbros. I have a feeling he knew of this cursed place and figured, what the hell, strength in numbers. Surely not ALL of them will die from the plunging attack, right?
>>335750464
I farmed mine on the champ.
I'm the champ now.
>>335750580
Rurik, the first of his name, didn't even get past the first dragon. I guess the Romanovs were meant to succeed him.
The second, well, he plunged and died.
It was all up to me now. I HAVE to get my sunlight medal.
>>335750753
And I did. Ah ha! Triumph!
I was one medal closer to my 30 needed. Who else needeth help with the ancient dragon?
>>335750753
YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE ANON
>>335750098
I killed Ancient Wyvern straight up by whacking the shit out of his tail.
I didn't even know you were supposed to run through the level and do a plunging attack.
How the fuck did people figure this shit out?
>>335750939
Unfortunately, my streak was short lived. For this host jumped out of his own will, without waiting for the dragon, and has succumbed to the Fall.
>>335750939
hey, currently dying to lord of cinder but could take a break to do the dragon area,
got a password friend?
>>335751098
>DepthPerception
>fell to his death
DEEPEST LORE
>>335751025
>message on the ground
>plunging attack
Nope. No idea. I had to look up a guide.
>>335751098
He summoned me once more, but this time he did not go. Instead, he just let me do my deed and I got my sunlight medal at last. Triumph!
>>335751190
I stopped reading half the messages in this game when I realized the majority of them were trying to ruse me.
>>335751314
It's a developer message.
>>335751352
dey arr rook da samu.
>>335751175
Sorry friend, can't right now. Maybe somebody else browsing can help you out.
>>335751259
My streak continued but I noticed...
>>335751417
Not when you read them.
Also if you don't want to look at messages then play offline. Then you'd still see that message because it's a developer message.
>>335750464
>tfw sunlight spear is trash too
>>335751437
Oh FUGG
>>335751417
No they don't. None of the developer messages let you approve or disapprove them.
farm Yhorm, he dies quickly with the meme sword
>killing the boss for the host
ISHYGDDT
You point off the cliff.
If he doesn't do it correctly then so be it.
>>335751437
The man had falleth. There is absolutely nothing more terrifying than watching a proud man plunge to their death. What was a 4 second fall felt like an eternity. I knew it. This was it. Another one of my sunlight medals will go.
>>335750340
is that the sunless set with the dancer hat?
>>335751653
They look the same on the ground and I stopped reading messages after the thousandth "Illusion ahead" which turned out to be bullshit.
>>335751780
What the fuck
Did he lag or was he just a retard or some kind of asshole or?
i sure do hope the patch addresses poise, performance issues, and autosummon covenants/covenants in general
>>335750098
I got 32 medals in the area of road of sacrifices that led up to Crystal Sage.
Not by co-oping either. You get summoned for invasion whille a sunbro, you get a medal if you win, and since it's an early area, most fags haven't figured out that the red sign turns yellow if the invader is in sunbro covenant, it was pretty funny seeing some of the mrun away and trying to use the black crystal
>>335751897
what patch
>>335751780
Rest in peace Norchug. You fell just in time for me to get my medal. You will be missed. RIP
My streak continued.
>All these cunts bitching about poise being "broken"
Get fucking good seriously. Do you faggots even understand the concept of hyperarmor on heavy attacks? Or do you think you should have complete immunity to stagger unless someone nails you with a fully charged black knight great axe heavy?
If you still cannot contemplate new poise then just spam iron flesh and faceroll the game with a heavy twohander.
>>335752147
Hyper armor isn't new poise, your poise stat doesn't effect it in the slightest it depends on your weapon. You get the same hyper armor wearing havels that you get wearing rags as long as it's the same weapon.
>>335751842
It's the entire sunless set.
>>335751869
Nah man. This place... it's cursed. It's as if the abyss corrupts player's souls and forces them to jump. It's a work of the worst type of devil imaginable.
>>335751759
I did at first. But too many of them fell. Such was the case of Curious SirLancer
>>335752375
Forgot pic.
>>335752051
There's a patch in like six hours
http://darksoulsgame.tumblr.com/post/143486866571/dark-souls-iii-update-42716
>>335752147
I can understand if they consciously did not put poise in the game, but there's a LOT of stuff that affects poise, and its turned off. It's like a worse version of resistance currently
>>335752340
Really? Well that does seem kinda fucked then. I dunno, I just never have any problems with my great weapons once I initiate the heavy attacks; you can continue the swing right through most things.
>>335752469
It didn't fix any of those issues anon.
>>335752467
He was a good boy. He worked hard all his life, went to Anor Londo, dindu nuffin. But he could just not avoid the inevitable curse of this damnable place.
>>335752469
>• The range of the matching level of the Blade of the Darkmoon and the Blue Sentinels have been adjusted.
hopefully i can get summoned now.
>>335752469
>http://darksoulsgame.tumblr.com/post/143486866571/dark-souls-iii-update-42716
Oh SHIIIIIT are miracles/spells getting fixed?
>>335752696
Kirito surely could do it. He was destined to defeat that dragon. But as he approached the cliff... the curse gripped his heart. It forced him to do the unimaginable and he...
>>335752920
fell.
Rest in peace, Kirito. You will be missed.
>>335750464
Man why would you do the crying baby fight when you could go Windy Sword Baby Mode. Yhorm is the easiest and most fun co-op.
One must remember. Not only the hosts are afflicted with this curse. Other phantoms, too, slip and die. Andrew (RIP) learned this the hard way.
I do not know what causes this strange and scary phenomenon. But I pressed on.
>>335753249
What kind of madman would summon for Yhorm?
You just make the fight longer by giving him more health.
Are there any locations where waiting to be summoned to a world (like if I was in Darkmoon or Sentinels) doesn't work? Can I be summoned if I'm in Firelink?
>>335753339
>You + Stormbringer
>Siegward + Stormruler
>Phantom 1 + Stormwind
>Phantom 2 + Stormcloud
>Phantom 3 + Stormstorm
>Yhorm's face
>>335751025
When I hit its foot for 6 damage I figured there had to be some gimmick to killing it, so I just ran around until I found one of the messages saying plunging attack.
Caringal was next.
The man fought bravely and valiantly. Before him stoodeth the flying behemoth. All he had to do is jump... and succeed where so few man hath before.
>>335753602
Alas, it was sure lived. He did not kill the wyvern, but instead, afflicted with the curse, he fell to his doom.
It seemed that my quest for sunlight medals would never be fulfilled. How can it when this place takes the best hearts and minds out of this world?
>>335753339
Because 5 stromrulers are hilarious
Frustrated with defeat, I began to doubt myself. I was summoned to a world, just one more time. The host hath summoned one other, and bravely the two of them ran straight for the cliff. I could not catch up quick enough, and the first of the comrades fell before I could help him...
I quickly hid myself and looked for the host.
The curse must be broken... I need my sunlight medals!
>>335754250
Ah-ha!
The brave host ran straight for the boss. I knew he was brave and a true man of steel. He knew what his quest and he ran straight for the beast.
>>335754408
This is it! Brave Brometheus jumped right on the wyvern dealing a WHOPPING TWO FUCKING DAMAGE!
I blinked for a second and thought nothing of it, surely it was lag from displaying the huge damage bonus! My sweet, sweet sunlight medal was on its way...
>>335754641
>Plunge attack with your fist
>>335754641
...only to be robbed of it once more. So ends my quest for the Sunlight Medals in Archdragon Peak. I do not know what this place is made of, or what vile magic compels people to jump and die, but I left. Never to return again.
Thank you /v/.
Do we have any information about iframes for the Carthus Bloodring and Quickstep, yet? I wonder which one give you more iframes.
Why is this happening? What drives these hollows to such madness??
>>335755310
The world may never know.