I'll cleanse the bastard's curse...
>>335719858
I wonder how big her boobs are under that armor. :3
>>335720064
>her
AH HA HA HA HA
>>335719858
>>335720125
How is it *NOT* a woman?
These bitches are like Mozgus and fat ministers rolled into one
>>335720417
I pretty sure that is what he was aiming for.
>>335721036
Probably. The thralls are also a dead ringer for Mozgus' pals.
>>335720064
>>335720392
Those dudes have beard
kill one and zoom on the face
>>335721636
Maybe its just a grotesque woman with a beard? Or maybe it"s actually a man, and the voice acting is fucked up.
>>335721378
Heh all those guys are in the fucking game
>>335719858
HO HO HO HA HAAAA HA HA HAAAAAAAA
>>335721378
I need to read beserk, but the very beginning seems so shit. Does it get better, or am I just not going to enjoy it?
>>335720125
>>335721636
Item descirption specifies all of them are female
>>335719858
>COOOME TO MEEE
I've hade enough hugs from my Aunt to know where this is going.
>>335722454
The first volumes are kinda shitty. But it will get real good pretty fast.
>>335721378
holy shit from the priest dude to the little thralls, this pic has literally the whole undead settlement enemies lmao
>>335722454
the beginning is pretty shit since the author was pretty much doing it as an experiment, then it kicks off goes REALLY apeshit, if you don't know the GRIFFIIIIITH meme already you will have fun
>>335722454
First couple of volumes might be boring, then golden age arc starts and it shoould hook you up
>Invading Settlement in my Evangelist cosplay
>Sit back and spam Gnaw from behind enemies
>They run at me thinking I'm a long-ranged build
>In reality I just barely have the faith to cast Gnaw and no attunement
>As soon as they get close I pull out Smough's hammer and twoshot them
Worked 9 out of 13 times so far
>>335723709
>not using spiked mace
what a shit-tier cosplay
>>335723971
spiked mace sucks dick
>>335719858
What did she mean by this?
No seriously, I didn't pay enough attention to lore I guess.
>>335724060
yeah it does, doesn't mean you shouldn't do it right
>>335722454
If you like Dark Souls, and haven't read berserk yet, then I'm gonna have to question your sexuality.
>>335723456
>>335723365
>not liking Guts trying way too hard to be edgy while pucks this cute little fagball giving him loads of shit for it
It's different from when the Golden Age flashback ends, but it's silly enough to be enjoyable.
>>335724150
if doing it right means eating shit then i'd rather not tbqh
>>335724060
So does Gnaw and the Evangelist set, but you use them anyway.
>>335723340
>The way they gently put you down onto the ground after giving you a fiery bear hug
>>335724260
It's the bait and switch you fucking retard, god damn
I'm not trying to be authentic
HOOO HOOO
>>335724120
I dont know I assume its the Darksign their referring to
Can they actually cleanse the undead curse
Or is she being sarcastic?
>>335719858
>That whip
Do they ever use a whip for attacks?
Im level 83 and im at dragonslayer armour, am I underleveled?
>>335724596
nope
>>335719858
Who is more evil? the Healing Church, or the Church of the Deep?
>>335724596
Post your statsbruh.
>>335721378
There are even the angel versions of winged knights, pretty similar to Mozgus & Friends' apostle forms.
>>335724491
HEE HEE
>>335724663
guess I just need to git gud then, im getting my ass kicked at
>>335724801
POOR CHILD. COME TO ME
When they die they sometimes say something. What do they say?
>>335724596
>I'm at SL66 there
You're overleveled as fuck senpai.
>>335724687
Hard to say, fucking healing church were grade A assholes tough
>>335724725
40 STR
30 VIG
28 END
27 VIT
I went into this souls game blind going for a strength build.how'd I do?
>>335724959
it all comes down to who did more gruesome things:
the Healing Church experiments, or Aldrich's sacrifices
>>335721378
Is there a compilation pic with all the references yet?
>>335719858
>tfw got her weapon in the first time I killed her in my new character
Holy shit its fast and has a really good range and power.
Next time I see her again I will give a taste of her own medicine.
>there are people who didn't pick become the Lord of Hollows ITT
For what fucking purpose? Why deny nature? Don't you realize who the evil cunts are that you're allying with?
>>335724971
Looks pretty good. What kind of weapons are you using?
>>335724596
I'm level 181 and I just finished NG+
can't seem to find any summons or invade dudes anymore though, didn't know about that soul range you have to be in:-(
>>335725349
Dumb frogposter
>>335724971
Man, you really don't need more than 20-25 VIG. A health bar going 2/3 of the way across the screen just doesn't look good in a Souls game. If a UGS user is going to visceral you to death, no amount of health is going to save you from the Hornet's Ring madness. Put some more points in END so you can swing a little more.
>>335724586
No. It's just for rituals.
>>335725349
Make new steam profile
use family share to play Dark souls 3
Start a new game
use a trainer
go nuts and have fun.
The banning system in this game is broken right now. Legit players are getting softbanned while people who uses trainers or cheats are not.
>Wear really heavy fucking armor with literally 50 VIT
>Still staggered by a red phantom swinging a dagger at me with a light attack
>Taking like 30% less damage than if I was completely fucking naked
>Get backstabbed with a rapier of some kind
>Oneshot through all the armor, VIT and VIG
what the ACTUAL FUCK
>>335721378
And the breaking wheels.
>>335725434
Thats what ive been trying for, more END and Vitality cause I wanna be able to run around in badass armor with at least a mid roll
>>335719858
high test
>>335719858
Fat Officials are back?
>>335725647
Poise was literally dummied out
>>335725434
27 vigor is perfect. 1000 health and there's diminishing returns on anything above.
>>335724547
They just want to "cleanse" (kill) you.
>>335725751
Pretty much.
HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH
>lvl 62
>still haven't gotten a single summon as blue sentinel/darkmoon
end my suffering
>>335726729
>Level 70
>Get atleast 1 every ten minutes I have sentinels equipped
>More in the rodeo and Carthus's bone zone
Feels good man.
>>335721636
Ive seen women with beards mostly fat old ones that dont give a fuck.
Lore relevant question:
How big was gwyndolin's dick?
>>335728496
It was a normal sized feminine one, but he learnt how to hide it so he can look more like a girl.
>>335728496
Big enough to satisfy his sister.
>>335729008
*Priscilla
>>335729076
>not both
>>335729135
Probably just Priscilla, Gwynevere was too much of a normie.
Also, Firstborn+Dragon=Priscilla
Priscilla+Gwyndolin=Yorshka
>>335728496
Gwyndolin was slowly eaten alive by Aldrich, his endless shrieks reverberated through Anor Londo as the deacons watched, and the Devourer laughed
>>335724060
>>335724150
no way guys. i used it all the way up to smough's hammer and it was gr8 with heavy + fire enchantment
>>335729008
>tfw no yorshka x gwyndolin doujins
>>335728496
2.5" flaccid
4" erect
A real feminine penisHe can only climax through prostate simulation
What's the best build if I want to get into sorcery?
>>335729702
>implying it isn't a 30cm long monster
>>335729864
>implying the snakes aren't all his penises
The lad's hung
>>335729230
whoa there, Vaati, you need to slow down!
>>335729967
Do you think the snakes have fangs?
