What is it called when the actual writer writes godawful canon fan fiction? I mean, I have put up with a lot of bullshit from Square but you can not defend this. I have seen literal fan fiction give the Final Fantasy X universe more dignity and has better writing than this. This and that fucking audio bonus from Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD pisses me the fuck off
Holy fuck where do I even start:
>Tidus and Yuna go on vacation right after FF X-2
>They get into a major fight
>Tidus mistakes a bomb for a Blitzball
>Kicks it so hard that it explodes and decapitates him
>His head lands right next to Yuna and she faints
>She brings him back to life but now he's different
Fast forward to the audio bonus:
>Auron has a daughter who is the biggest cunt in all of Cuntsville
>Yuna loses ALL character development she received in FF X-2 and is back to being a religious nutjob and even more of a bitch
>Sin is back because somebody actually fucking wishes for Sin to return
>Yuna breaks up with Tidus
This was all written by the same man who wrote Final Fantasy X/X-2. That is unbelievable. How do you rape your own work that fucking badly?
There is no way that is actually real
>>335635918
It's legit
I think it was a book in Japan
The Final Fantasy brand prints money.
That's why Final Fantasy VII became its own series of video games, OVAs and films
That's why Final Fantasy IV: The After Years exists
That's why there's a Final Fantasy XIII trilogyThat's why the Final Fantasy VI remake looks like this.
Why worry about quality when your shit will sell based on name alone?
It is. Cant post it from phone but there is audio of the shit from the remaster ffx/x2. I have no hope for fx3.
>>335635335
Reminder that this is the same company making changes to the story for FF7R.
>>335636382
Nomura is in charge of FF 7 Remake. I have faith in him. He's the only left at Square I have total faith in.
Tabata was cool but he goes back on his word too fucking much and butchered FF 15 so badly
Toriyama can get Lightning and they both die and fire of piss
>>335636606
>and butchered FF 15 so badly
how so
>>335635335
>>Tidus mistakes a bomb for a Blitzball
>>Kicks it so hard that it explodes and decapitates him
Everytime
I thought the writer acidentally sent in some fanficiton he was reading instead of the story
>>335635335
>Tidus kicks a bomb thinking it's a blitzball
>his head lands next to Yuna
>this is cannon
>>335636660
>muh stella
I just want them to show the enviroments and scenes shown in the first trailers
>>335635335
>Claims its canon
>Get shit all over
>Author come in and says it was never considered canon.
nani?
>>335637052
Nani Sorei?!
>>335636660
Changed so fucking much of Nomura's vision.
>No more switching characters
>New character designs for no reason when the old ones were just fine
>Stella gone for no reason
>Key scenes we've known for years are gone
>Went from a dark and gritty fantasy based on reality to a happy, light hearted road trip
It's been butchered to hell and back
>>335636865
it'sHEADCANNON
>>335636865
>>335637341
>>335637215
seems way better now T B Q H
>>335636735
>>335636865
That had to be written tongue-in-cheek right?
I need to see the prose on this.
>>335636865
Actually seems kind of in character for Tidus.
>>335638267
That's not even the best part. It's written and I shit you not, "Tidus's facial expression is one of shock as it lands next you Yuna and she faints"
>>335635335
Wasn't this actually a fanfiction that accidentally got published?
Or was that explanation debunked?
>>335636858
>>335638708
How does that even happen? How does a major company like Square actually publish fan fiction by mistake? I know Square is pants on the head retarded at times but I don't even think they are THIS retarded
>>335638708
Maybe it got published as a joke. Wasn't it published on April 1st?
>>335636858
>>335638708
>>335638947
guys god damn it was joke article
how does this shit get taken seriously?
http://www.p4rgaming.com/square-enix-accidentally-publishes-fanfiction-for-the-final-fantasy-x-2-5-novel/
>>335636180
I will never forgive SE for how they handled FFVI. GOT DAMN IT
>>335635335
[x] genuflect
>>335639509
Love how Square always does the opposite of what people want
I read an in-depth explanation of the book on the wiki or something and it didn't seem all that bad desu. Too many characters and weird metaphysical concepts, but that's what the main game basically was.
It was at the audio drama that things started to get really awful
>>335640491
what? OP shit is legit. The article is the joke dumbass
>>335638612
At least he died the way he lived.
>>335635335
>She brings him back to life
remind me again how she did that
>>335635918
Legit. It's the book that came with FFXHD.
>>335641262
She obviously put his head back on his body you retard
>>335641262
Something about summoning bullshit
>>335635335
>>Tidus mistakes a bomb for a Blitzball
>>Kicks it so hard that it explodes and decapitates him
You cannot comprehend.
>>335638267
The wikia actually has a pretty thorough treating about it.
Apparently the bombs were made during wartime to look like blitzballs to start with so they could be carried around by assassins and suicide bombers and shit, so a careless blitzballer mistaking one for an actual ball was probably easy to do.
>>335641175
Everytime I think of X-2 and 2.5 I get mad
>>335635335
Didn't Tidus also have a random new girlfriend?
>>335641262
She literally had sex with his corpse.
The fuck is this guys. I thought it was a joke. WHAT THE FUCK? And i read about sex scenes, are they true?
>>335644219
Yes
Yes
and Yes.
>>335641608
Jesus, I saw the gif ages ago but I never imagined it was actually cannon
>>335637215
>Nomura's vision
Almost all of that vision was nothing but CG trailers and headcanon.
>>335635335
Twilight
>>335635335
I've read the book and this is a lie, however the book isn't very good and this version of events is much more entertaining. The book contains three stories from different points of view.
