Part 2 of >>335579645 as it is now over 500 posts.
Reminder that at 5:00PM PST/8:00PM EST today we will get NX info.
>Investors meeting at 9:00 AM JST on the 27th.
first
>>335629503
Subscribed.
>>335629503
Subscribed
>>335629503
post anime while we wait
>>335629543
favorited
>>335629579
WUZ
I really want to know the name.
>Miitomo is doing alright
>here are some new mobile games
>please get excited for E3
24 Min til we start, family
>>335629612
Any good animu this season?
>>335629612
Only game related characters however.
Melee HD?
>tfw I'll miss it because my friends wanted to go see Hardcore Henry
It's not the same when I look it up later.
I'm digging deep (Twitter) trying to find someone who will be live tweeting from the meeting but found nothing so far.
Anyone else?
>>335629823
Tell them to fuck off
>>335629631
KINGZ
Is a direct coming? This is the first I've heard of any of this. I'm about to get hype as fuck
>>335629428
>Reminder that at 5:00PM PST/8:00PM EST today we will get NX info.
Firstly, there's no guarantee of any new info.
Secondly, twitter.com/serkantoto/status/725007639810203648
>Nintendo will hold its fiscal year 3/2016 earnings conference at 4pm on Wednesday Japanese time at the Osaka Press Club.
7 hours and 22 minutes from now
>>335629734
Hero Academia is good. JoJo is of course excellent.
>>335629857
Is it that bad of a movie?
>>335629778
Pointless.
About as useful as a Double Dash HD. Why bother?
>>335629823
Why would you ever go see that garbage
your friends are redditors
stay here and shitpost
>>335629734
Hundred is pretty fun
>>335629879
No direct, but a meeting with investors. We're more likely to get trace details and the name if anything.
>>335629823
Holy shit, your friends are normie as fuck.
>>335629879
No. This is the meeting they have with investors.
Realistically the only thing to get hyped about is a transcript of Kimishima not being a pushover like Iwata.
Nothing will be announced.
In fact, they'll announce that they'll announce something at E3.
Shit is locked up tight until E3.
>>335629662
No.
>Here is the NX.
>This is the NX's final name.
>NX direct in early May.
>Still a good amount of NX news.
>Overkill of system info in May.
>No original games until E3 but ports in May.
>Smash NX
>Splatoon NX
>>335629734
Yes a ton.
Comedy there's Kuma Miko and Sakamoto Desu Ga.
Action there's Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress, maybe Kiznaiver.
SOL there's Anne Happy, Flying Witch, Tanaka-kun.
also Ace attorney for vidya shit
Don't listen to this anon, he has shit taste >>335629918
>>335629734
I heard Kiznaiver is pretty good, haven't seen it myself but it's made by Trigger so some part of it has to be entertaining.
JoJo is really good as well.
>>335629997
Well, fuck.
>>335629997
I've never even heard his voice. Why doesn't he appear on Directs? He speaks fluent English.
>>335629894
Nintendo always has a meeting at 9AM during this time.
>4PM
Thats the second meeting.
>>335630107
You forgot bakuon faggot
>>335629734
This is the best thing this season, no doubt about it.
>>335630107
>hating on My Hero Academia and JoJo
>recommend the abysmal Ace Attorney adaptation
wew
>>335629428
>today we will get NX info.
Gonna need a source.
At this point any name that Nintendo come up with (Nintendo, remember - Wii U, New 3DS...) is statistically likely to be a downgrade from the name NX.
You know they're going to change it, and you know they're going to be shooting themselves in the foot.
>>335629997
Kimishima has already transcended far beyond Iwata's human boundaries. His bonds made him weak.
>>335629734
JoJo. Always JoJo.
>>335629959
Bakuon is also enjoyable.
>>335630017
http://www.gonintendo.com/stories/256576-nintendo-financial-briefing-likely-to-reveal-new-info-on-future-p
This says otherwise.
>>335630107
Is Sakamoto good? I like the manga but I feel 22 minutes per episode was a mistake.
It's going to be called the Wii 2
why are you guys speculating so hard
don't screen cap this
>>335630232
http://www.gonintendo.com/stories/256576-nintendo-financial-briefing-likely-to-reveal-new-info-on-future-p
>>335629428
> Work at a semi-renown game developer
> "NX" NDAs get significantly loosened May 1st
> The name alone is going to piss a ton of people off
>>335629937
It would help the community a lot. Maybe also help with sales and whatnot. I know many people that want to get into Melee but don't have CRTs to play Melee at its fullest. A version that would run at 60fps on newer TVs would be hugely welcomed.
With 3 games in EVO and the discussion of Splatoon being an eSport Nintendo probably would catch on and try to get into that market. Of course, re-releasing Melee, or any Smash game in any period could be considered a harm to the current Smash game, so it's highly unlikely it will ever happen.
>>335630237
With things like that, bad press is still good press. It gets the name known. At the end of the day, it's the specs and games that matter.
Unless it's called something super childish, nobody will care.
Are you eating something? Im eating white Oreos right now.
>>335630190
literal poo
>>335630205
the animation is terrible, but its entertaining
boku no hero academia is literally boring shounen shit so far. He just cried 3 episodes straight. JoJo is JoJo.
>>335630335
it's hilarious. If you watched Nichibros, you'll like this probably
So is it 8 PM EST or what?
>>335629734
JoJo and always JoJo.
>>335630371
One of the quotes even said he's not sure about NX. Now provide a source, or stop hyping this board for news that may not come.
>>335630360
They said they're ditching the Wii brand.
>>335630412
You're on 4chan and it's minutes before the name is gonna get announced, mate. No better time to let it slip if you got it.
There's also another presentation at 5AM EST today.
https://twitter.com/serkantoto/status/725008274043461632
>>335630107
>an incredibly faithful adaptation of one of the most prolific and influential manga of all time
>shit
Hero Academia I won't penalize you for, but pissing on Jojo just outed you as the most useless poster in the thread. Everything you say can be succinctly disregarded.
>>335630371
They aren't going to announce name for it, price, what games will be relased, specs or release date. They are just going to say that it will be talked about this year and that it is a console.
>>335630473
Are theythin?
>>335630412
(You)
Now fuck off you literal attention whore.
>>335630489
>He just cried 3 episodes straight.
That's bringing being retarded to a whole new level. Let me guess, you speedread some hate meymeys to deliver that masterpiece.
>>335630412
Puu?
>>335630489
M A C H I
A
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H
I
Kimishima will probably do something like the gamecube again.
Considering how bad this gen has been it should beat everything their competitors dish out, because there isn't much you can push hardware wise without it being a meme or overpriced.
>>335630109
>haven't seen it myself but it's made by Trigger
And written by Okada, save yourself the trouble and ignore it
>>335630412
No one believes you retard.
>>335630460
Nintendo have a recent history of naming consoles in a way that loses them sales, though. People wouldn't still think the Wii U is an attachment for the Wii if it were given a totally different name.
TEN MINUTES
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>>335630473shitty chinese takeout
ZSS is cute.
>>335630585
Nothing wrong with Jojo, I was mainly calling you out for liking Hero Academia so much.
Also JoJo is difficult to recommend to people that aren't into it already anyways.
>>335630473
Kill yourself.
>Kimishima knew the Wii U was going to be shit.
>Kimishima is now the president of Nintendo, but is continuing with the NX plans.
Does that mean he thinks it's a good idea, or was it simply too far along to cancel it?
>>335630194
very comfy, just finished watching the 1st episode, seems amusing enough.
any other recomendations? so far I've watched Kiznaiver, sailor moon, dragon ball , jojos, bakuon and big order.
where can I go to find out what they discuss asap?
>>335630764
But that was due to confusion, not an issue with an original name. Nintendo said they're moving away from the Wii brand with the NX, so there's not going to be any of that.
>yfw Overwatch for Wii U announced
>>335630585
Jojo is generally crap though.
>if you don't like what I like your useless!
Kill yourself shitter.
>>335630925
>New new 3DS home edition
>>335630916
itt most likely.
>>335630906
Re-Zero is pretty good if you are familiar with Dragon's Lair, the vidya gaem.
Takes awhile to get to that point as the first episode is 1 hour long though.
>>335630906
If you want comfy, watch Flying Witch.
>>335630473
Not eating but drinking
Who else /beaner/ here?
>>335630906
Flying Witch is also very comfy if you like that.
Mayoiga is a hilarious trainwreck.
Kabaneri is pretty good so far to my surprise.
>>335630868
He didn't think the console was shit, he thought the name was shit. He's a businessman and a marketer. He foresaw the name confusion.
>>335630797
All I said was "it's good". Which it is. Very faithful to the source, if a bit sluggish. But you seem to have a fascination with Kumamiko, so obviously our tastes are in entirely separate realms. I'm finding that show funny occasionally and flat-out boring frequently.
>>335630983
I fear that 3rd party giving it a try leads us to tons of memegames for a while. imagine a console with blizzdrones, soulfags, crapcomunists and other bethesdrones talking in the same thread.
>>335630568
I don't know anything about this investor meeting, so I'm not sure if they're even going to announce the name. What I ~do~ know is that they'll announce a Direct/E3 date for an in-depth reveal/demonstration.
This is what I can say.
> The official naming/branding is something you'd expect a college freshman to name their App startup
woops forgot to erase my steam info
>>335631029
>>335631036
>>335631080
flying witch and rezero huh alright, ill give them a watch.
so is Mayoija so bad that its good or what?
>>335629734
Space Patrol Luluco
>>335631176
mayoiga is a fun watch
but its a mess, watch it if you want entertainment but don't mind terrible writing
>>335630619
Yes they are; What part of "Nintendo will actually announce news on future products (as in hard goods) and pipelines" don't you understand?
>>335629918
>>335629959
>>335630107
>>335630109
>>335630194
How the fuck do you guys have enough time to keep up with all this shit?
>>335630797
>Also JoJo is difficult to recommend to people that aren't into it already anyways.
I've found it to be the exact opposite. You just need to know how to word it properly.
>>335631195
pleb tier comedy
>>335631068
>tfw you have an endoscopy and biopsy
>tfw you have a autoimmune disease and have to change your diet to basically eating salads and maybe goat.
Good bye dairy, red meat, and beer
I will miss you dearly
keep it about the nintendo pulse
THREE MINUTES
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>>335631176
The characters act over-the-top in the spooky atmosphere providing for quality laughs.
The MC in particular says what he's thinking 24/7 so it provides for some quality laughs and he's not hiding at all that he wants to get in one of the girls' pants.
Definitely worth at least the 3 episode watch to see if the unintentional humor clicks with you.
Terraformars season 2 is also pretty enjoyable even though it lost the human gore and dark and gritty artstyle.
It has more consistency of plot and the action and choreography is pretty entertaining, plus we get to see the humans duking it out with eachother and see how their powers interact with one another.
Also, the terraformars get their own insert song, which is unexpectedly awesome.
>>335631415
its easy
jjba fridays
hero academia & luluco saturdays
kiznaiver sundays
>>335629428
>Nintendo news and the primary results at the same time
I'm ready.
>>335631418
I'm not talking about getting them to watch it.
Its just such a long adventure and it has such a dedicated fanbase full of homolust faggots already
>fate of Trump in 3 minutes
>fate of Nintendo in 3 minutes
fuckkkkkkkk
>>335630107
Big Order
Sansha Sanyou
Tonkatsu DJ Agetarou
Flying Witch
High School Fleet
Tanaka-kun wa Itsumo Kedaruge
Kiznaiver
Sakamoto desu ga?
Koutetsujou no Kabaneri
Netoge no Yome wa Onnanoko ja Nai to Omotta?
Anne-Happy
Kuromukuro
Bungou Stray Dogs
Super Lovers
Bishoujo Yuugi Unit Crane Game Girls
Shounen Ashibe GO! GO! Goma-chan
Seisen Cerberus: Ryuukoku no Fatalite
Bakuon!!
12-Sai. Chiccha na Mune no Tokimeki
Beyblade Burst
Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu
Kuma Miko: Girl Meets Bear
Pan de Peace!
Boku no Hero Academia
Endride
Ragnastrike Angels
Aggressive Retsuko
Jojo no Kimyou na Bouken: Diamond wa Kudakenai
Uchuu Patrol Luluco
Mayoiga
BEST NAMES, GO
>>335631415
20 minutes a week for 1 episode is not that much time anon.
i dont watch all anime, but I do usually follow 3-4 animes per season. so its like watching 1 hour and 20 minutes of anime per week.
>>335631508
sounds fun, oh I've read the Terraformars manga, maybe I'll pick up the anime, the very first season wasnt that good so I stopped watching it.
>>335631679
NEW NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM
>>335631524
>>335631582
>Kimishima becomes the US president
>>335631582
No one in the north east is voting for Cruz or Kasich. You have to be a literal fucking retard to waste your vote like that.
>>335631665
>watching post 2000's anime
>>335631467
Is no that bad anonwell, it's but cheers mani use to change monthly, one month eating shit like normal people, then next month raw vegan diet, you can feel the fucking difference but socially you're almost fucked, going out with friends isn't the same.
>>335631665
Here, I'll take out all the shows that are complete crap and not worth watching for you:
Sansha Sanyou
Flying Witch
High School Fleet
Tanaka-kun wa Itsumo Kedaruge
Kiznaiver
Sakamoto desu ga?
Koutetsujou no Kabaneri
Anne-Happy
Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu
Kuma Miko: Girl Meets Bear
Jojo no Kimyou na Bouken: Diamond wa Kudakenai
Mayoiga
Any anime with crazy people this season except mayoiga and netoge?
>>335630984
>nah it's crap kill yourself
Tight argument. Unfortunately for you, the series is still a monument of the medium, and is so beloved that it has influenced Japanese culture in a multitude of ways even beyond the anime/manga industry. So, yes, calling it "shit" is fucking stupid. It's cool if Jojo isn't your thing, but I hope for your sake you're not actually ignorant to believe that one of the most legendary series in history got it's reputation entirely on a fluke.
>>335631679
the supernintendofragislitcexpialidocious
>>335631679
I think they should call it the Nintendo Revolution, I was disappointed this wasn't the name of the Wii.
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
>>335631679
super wii u
>>335631746
>animes
HERE WE GO
Live Tweets here.
https://twitter.com/mochi_wsj
https://twitter.com/serkantoto?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Enjoy.
>>335631665
My favorite anime/manga are mysteries and thrillers, like Liar Game and Monster. Anything new I should watch?how is death parade?
>>335631782
Funny, I have a friend who won't watch anime before 2000.
Like, why can't you have the best of both worlds?
>>335631679
Super Nintendo X
>>335631679
they should totally call it the Ultra NES
not Ultra Nintendo Enterblahblah, just the Ultra NES
>>335631898
thank you
I know the meeting is about to start, but where are we supposed to get the info from?
>>335631898 oh
Are we watchin' this or...?
Stream where?
>>335631898
people better feed the thread cause Im not wasting time on twitter.
>>335631898
Where do people even find out about this stuff?
>>335631934
Your welcome.
>>335631954
No streams, just live tweets.
>>335631812
>hurr its popular in Japan so your fookin stoopid for not liking it!
I don't care what shit taste Japs or you think about your shitty trope infested jerkfest.
>calling people ignorant regarding anime
>on /v/
Go back to tumblr you fucking faggot.
>>335631949
it's a private meeting no streaming, someone is just going to tweet now and then.
>>335631812
>its a monument
Nope. That would imply people actually know what it is. A few neet otakus here doesnt count
>it influenced
Nope. But it did steal alot from other manga or real pop culture.
>legendary
see monument. DBZ is legendary. muh jojo is niche trash
>>335632013
They browse websites other than 4chan and exhentai.
>>335631679
> Atmos
> Cirrus
> Cosmos
> Horizon
> Nebula
> Sol
> Stratus
>>335631679
The Nintendo.
>>335631907
Pretty good joker game and mayoiga are both new thrillers this season.
Post your favorite Gundamu while we wait!
>>335631679
Hyper Nintendo, cap this
>>335632120
Nebula, Sol, Stratus are the only good ones imo
>>335630107
>kuma miko
moeblob garbage
>sakamoto
this is good
>kabaneri
wow, its the new attack on titan shitfest of the season
>SoL
never worth watching
>ace attorney
I played the game already.
I just came, did I miss something?
>>335631679
Nintendo Xbox
>>335632312
>I just came
>>335632312
Nope, right on time.
>>335632169
mayoiga is garbage.
>>335632108
>jojo
>not influencial
wew kid.
>>335632312
Nothing yet.
>>335632272
What about Bakuon?
>>335632312
depends on what were you aiming for
My Twitter is open, my pants are unzipped, and my noose is ready.
Praying for no horrifying announcements.
>>335632272
>>SoL
>never worth watching
opinion discarded
you are a literal faggot
Liveblog where?
>>335632108
>But it did steal alot from other manga
Literally only took influence from Fist of the North Star for the first 2 parts.
>>335631665
that's just all the anime.....
half of those are garbage
>>335632396
What did it influence shitkid, do go on, tell the big boys how you're right and we're wrong
>inb4 it influenced some retard weebs into thinking they're cool for posing.
98% of people wont know what jojo is when asked, but everyone will have heard about dragonball.
>>335632410
>unzipped pants
>noose
You making a mandrake, anon?
>people expecting anything from this event
We have never gotten much from these meetings, you know. Just confirmation about the NX's existence and codename and some preliminary details about Miitomo and My Nintendo.
>Nintendo home consoles will never have strong 3rd party support ever again
Doesn't /v/ realize that once Xbox is out of the picture, Sony has almost all the marketshare for home consoles?
>>335632412
tallgeese isn't a gundam
it is the best though
>>335631791
>Anne-Happy
>>335631679
iNintendo NX Galaxus S1
also how many retarded investor questions from shitlords wanting short term profits to play the stock market do you think we'll get today? Two, three, more?
>>335632602
Miitomo was announced at one of these.
>>335632089
I never said you were stupid for not liking it. If you hadn't pissed away your elementary education, you'd know I said the opposite. All I'm telling you is that Jojo is incredibly iconic and influential to manga and anime as a whole, so saying it's "shit" just makes you sound like an ignorant cunt, which you likely are.
Is the Mona Lisa shit because you think so? Was Queen a shit band too, while you're at it? Just fuck off.
>>335632583
I figured that I could have a few different options.
1. Kill myself the good ol' fashioned way to terrible news.
2. Jerk off to amazing news.
3. Kill myself while jerking off to great news followed by "in 2018".
>>335632556
>we
you need help. look at you, so made you had to write a fanfic in green to win the argument cause you know reality will crush you. But nope, you just state some green stuff, and counter it, and for you, that's enough.
>>335632539
Give me some good reason's why most of it's trash I'm watching all of those shows this season.
>>335629754
Zelda girls thread? cool
>>335632402
SoL moeblob fanservice trash.
>>335632497
SoL are shitty shows only people with miserable real lives watch, so they can pretend their lives are not shit.
>>335632526
>It only stole its main theme, oh, and it keeps stealing names from popular bands because fuck creativety.
Stands are stolen too.
>>335632556
>he thinks the west is relevant when talking about influential manga
>>335632642
What kind of questions of those variety are asked usually?
>>335631679
Megatendo
Then they get slapped with a lawsuit.
>>335632714
most of those are just slice of lifes...............
>>335632642
>retarded investor questions
the only ones I remember were "I don't understand video games" and "I want free games" which were both in 2014 I think? where can I read up on more?
>>335632198I'm hyped for the RG that's coming out
But seriously, calling for a rational opinion.. What are the chances we get any info out of this?? Besides that nx will be at e3..
>>335632093
its not a private meeting, its an earnings call for shareholders
>>335632802
But each slice of life show is different you can better than that right anon?
It's not for another 6 hours. Everyone go home.
>>335632704
Cant help but notice you cant actually refute the argument and tell us what Jojo has infuenced.
Could that mayhaps be because it influenced nothing.
Well, I guess Gintama parodied it for 2 episodes, so thats something I guess? It got parodied on a vastly superior anime.
>>335632839
and I forgot the picture because I'm a genius
>>335632624
It was designed by the Gundam scientists/engineers so I just lump it in with the rest.
>>335632879
??? Where are you getting this?
>>335632856
which is private. It's not an open conference where literallywho can just take a seat.
>>335632765
>jojo stole anything
Are you an actual retard?
The entire basis for episodic shonen started with Jojo, hell its fucking the #1 most referenced piece of literature in japan.
> NINTENDO WAVE
> NINTENDO WAVE
> NINTENDO WAVE
> NINTENDO WAVE
all these retards who don't realize it isn't for another six hours
>>335632604
we all saw it coming. nintendo always tries new stuff which is interesting for consumers but will make investors nervous. sony on the other hand plays it safe and doesnt attempt anything. just a small power upgrade every 5 years and they are set. as for microsoft they just got lucky the 360, xbone will probably be their las console.
the future will be mobiles, PC, and sony.
>>335632969
see
>>335631898
They both say it starts in the afternoon. It's 9 AM in Japan right now.
>>335632942
>Not titling file 'Take_THAT_Japanese_steel'
>>335632923
>you can't refute
why waste time, you will write another greentext fanfic and claim "win". You already refused people argument several time. Bot countered, just refused.
>>335632831
https://www.nintendo.co.jp/ir/en/
>>335632198
She was such a glorious bitch
>>335632669
>being this much of a pretentious asshole over fucking Jojo
Something being shit is completely subjective to your tastes, no fucking shit. I don't care how "influential" it is, I think it's shit because I don't enjoy it and hate many aspects of it. But apparently I'm an ignorant cunt for not liking your influential bullshit? You know that pretty much everyone here doesn't give a fuck about subjective "importance" and rates games based on their own experience not other peoples' experiences right?
Like holy shit why the fuck are you even here? I bet you even think game reviewers are trustworthy to determine good games too you fucking sheep.
>>335633010
>nintendOO
ZOINKS
>>335632775
at least one or two.
>>335632923
Literally every shounen ever made after Jojo takes influence from Jojo, you mouthbreathing coon. You'd know that if you had enough dignity to even read the subject you're pissing on about.
http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_cultural_references_from_JoJo's_Bizarre_Adventure
Kindly eat shit.
>>335633074
>Sanc_Kingdom_steel
ftfy
>>335632984
you really don't understand the term shareholder cuck
It really isn't for another 7 hours. Check the tweet labeled 1) https://twitter.com/serkantoto?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw the
>>335633127
>I don't care how "influential" it is, I think it's shit because I don't enjoy it
who are you then, if you believe arguments should be won by your little snowflake feeling? why are you so important to override worldwide influence and history? What magical power do you have to literally, right now, ordering us to comply to you words instead of the rest of the planet?
>>335633045
So why has everyone been saying it would start at 8 EST?
Also can you guys fuck off with the Jojo?
>>335633280
Oh.
BRB, putting away the noose and associated gear.
>>335632923
Not him, but it influenced the creation of a handful of fighting game characters.
Stroheim to Guile, Jolyne to Juri, Lisa Lisa to that girl from street fighter with the floating scarf, Polnareff to Benimaru, etc.
It also influenced Persona and a lot of Japanese pop culture. It's also becoming huge in the west right now. I bought the new volume a couple days ago and the cashier said they can't stock the shelves with them fast enough.
>>335633280
It's scheduled for 9am on the 27th in Tokyo. It is currently 9:17am on the 27th in Tokyo.You're clearly a sonygger.
>>335633271
are you a shareholder? good luck becoming one and getting a seat at their next meeting.
>>335633127
>someone actually took the time to type this out
Stop being a loser anon.
>>335632765
You have seen neither JoJo or Fist of the North Star you retard.
Tell me how stands are stolen?
>>335632923
>Jojo is referenced by nothing
then I guess this web page is full of lies and all the works on it are made up as well
http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_cultural_references_from_JoJo's_Bizarre_Adventure
fucking anime degenerates. get the *** out
>>335633436
indeed i am and it isn't about "getting a seat." its a public event for sharing your earnings reports, you can literally dial in to most of these for public companies
>>335632765
>SoL moeblob fanservice trash
With funny bike jokes if you actually like motorcycles.
>>335633416
There's an earnings conference and an investor's meeting. One is at 9am, the other is at 4pm. I actually like Nintendo anon but try reading sometime
>jojo fags
>anti-jojo fags
How about you all just get out
So are there liveblogs or not?
>>335633449
Meow a best
why are you talking about cartoons in here? do you suffer from autism?
>>335633127
So the problem, really, is that you don't know what something being "shit" even means. That's not how you describe something you don't like for personal reasons, you fetal alcoholic accident. When something is "shit", the implication is that it's objectively bad in ways that can be identified without bias. The phrase you're looking for is "I don't like Jojo."
I'm not authorized to teach the mentally disabled, so please stop putting me in a situation I might end up liable for. Lord knows I don't need your mother suing me for harassing her salivating chimp-brained son on the internet with common fucking sense.
>>335633342
What the fuck am I reading?
If your trolling good job, 8/10 made me flustered.
>>335633451
Who is this semen demon?
Mods will you please do your fucking jobs and ban these off topic fags?
GET /a/ THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why can't we discuss the finer things of life?
If it's not for 7 hours then nuke this thread
>>335633010
legit confirmed? is it the system name, or a global codename or something else? logo seems simple for sure
>>335633449
To be fair, it's often forgotten on this board that opinions are just that.
>People in here think its a god damn E3 event
you guys are going to be real salty when they talk about apps and revenue streams sans NX
>>335633074
>implying it isn't a superior japanese laser sword focused over 5000 times
>>335630107
Ace Attorney is hot garbage tho
remember when /v/ hated anime niggers and mods would ban them and tell them to stay in /jp/?
I remember
>>335633737
>What the fuck am I reading?
once again, it's all about his majesty's emotion. Go choke on a bag of diks retard. You can't just yell, get a kick in the mouth, then claim victory by not understanding why you got rekt.
>>335633880
remember when you'd go to /a/ for good vidya discussion and /v/ for good anime discussion?
>>335633874
its funny
the animation is so bad its good
you guys fucking suck
not only do you watch anime, which LITERALLY only dorks and Japanese people (who arent normal) watch, but you actually have the nerve to come into my nintendo thread and argue about it. get a life
So nothing is happening?
>>335633880
>when /v/ hated anime
Literally never happened.
>>335629754
Zelda is pretty cool.
>>335633959
remember when /a/ was tsundere for /v/ and didn't actually completely hate /v/?
come back in 7 hours people, nothing to see here yet
>>335632994
>Jojo is the basis for episodic shonen
the delusion is real.
You know shonen manga existed long before jojo did?
>>335633076
>i'll just insult you because I have no real argument.
KK kiddo.
>>335633234
Wow, that entire list (which is made by a retarded jojofag btw) consists of "they made a funny pose, it must be a jojo reference"
Funfact kiddo, people posed long before jojo, and will pose long after that niche manga has been forgotten in obscurity
>>335633405
>he has blonde hair, it must be a reference.
>guy that makes games and ergo is an otaku, bases his design on one from some obscure manga so no one will notice his plagiarism
>i bought a volume
Wew lad, anecdotal evidence, truly the best kind of evidence.
>>335633728
Um, yeah when I say "it's shit" I mean "I think its shit." I'm not allowed to call something shit with adequate reasoning, being the story is bland and the characters are shallow and lame, because there is a bias despite every side of an argument in life having some form of bias?
What the fuck kind of drugs are you jojofags even smoking to make you this fucking insufferable? Like holy fucking shit.
>>335634008
Nintendo is anime though.
>Nintendo investors conference
>this thread literally having arguments about jojo
Why, /a/? Go away.
>>335634095
Awww really? No foolin'?
>>335634095
>>335634193
Stop posting this and replying to yourself
>>335634095
But what if I'm here to shitpost about anime?
Would you people watch anime if it didn't have so many cute under age girls in it?,you wouldnt would you? admit it, you only watch it so u can fantasize about the cute little girls like a pervert
>>335634167
well its a nintendo thread and nintendo fanboys are equally autistic as anime fanboys
>>335634146
Oh shit, I just remembered last investor's conference Nintendo announced that they'd start to licence out their IPs for anime and movies.
I wonder if we'll hear anything about that today.
>>335633518
I think you'll find its called "hokuto no ken", EoP filth :^)
And Araki did not invent fighting with supernatural powers, retard.
>>335634167
someone with so little knowledge about what he's attacking clearly never go on /a/. His ignorance of Jojo as a whole is closer to that kid on miiverse posting "is anime over yet?".
>>335634091
Everybody is so negative now (well, even more so).
We should have a monthly site-wide anime watch or something, to boost friendliness.
>>335633130
source
Let's get back on topic. What is ONE thing that will make you purchase an NX? Be it a game, feature of the console or otherwise.
>>335634312
They literally just released a Star Fox short.
Someone make a new "no anime allowed" edition of this thread
>>335633695
They're jojofags, so yes, they do.
>>335634289
I'm a simple man. I like the way that something makes me feel, I consume it.
It's the way that it goes with video games, porn, food, and, wouldn't you know it, Taiwanese cartoons.
anything happen yet?
>>335631812
Just bieber literally changed the face of the entire pop culture of the U.S and canada.
But I guess he can't be shit, huh?
Jojo is massively wierd, niche, and has turned into a memetic plauge across japanese mangaka and animators because of how absolutely ridiculous it is, NOT because its objectively good.
Because heres the kicker, when you compare jojo to most manga of its time, its complete and utter shit. Theres a reason its popularity spiked when the anime was released, because the manga was niche and took shonen big-dick power leveling to tiers that were just cumbersome and uninteresting.
Enjoy your intentionally homoerotic dribble.
>meeting doesn't start for another 7 hours
>thread derails into a jojo/anime debate
>>335634320
>"And Araki did not invent fighting with supernatural powers, retard."
Wow, neither did any other show you watched that features supernatural powers. It's called expanding on a concept, and stands are completely original.
>>335634384
Yes, but I'm talking about TV shows and actual movies, not just ads.
>>335633820
because you killed your own daughter Lee
>Investor meeting
Thank fuck. Nintendo will finally announce they're going full mobile too. Miitomo is making them more money than any of their shitty consoles/games.
>>335634293
Are you implying that /a/ fags are gayer than us?
>>335634421
someone posted picture rightin the thread, and everybody is ignoring it for magical reasons.
>>335634379
Literally just Nintendo games. That's the reason I bought the Wii U and 3DS, and I'll most likely get an NX for the same reason.
>>335634379
It being a handheld console hybid.
Or smash 5 actually getting good characters in it this time, with the option of you playing 4 mode, brawl, melee, or 64. (You) choose your style of play, thus sakurai giving the player freedom is complete.
>>335634364
...is a pretty okay engine. It's not spectacular, but it pretty clearly scales well with games like Titanfall showing it off. I'm excited to see how and when Source 2 is implemented in more games than The Lab and Dota 2. Also, I found it on a pornSubreddit, I don't know the source.
>>335634472
Jojo is shit, play videogames.
Even the jojo videogame cus its technically fightan.
just don't support jojo.
>>335630412
I can assure you buddy that any name is better than shoving the Wii name again
Why are people saying it's not for 7 hours when it's scheduled to start at 9:00 am jap time?
>>335634472
Wait. What happened? Another 7 hours?
>>335634514
>Miitomo is making them more money than any of their shitty consoles/games.
lol no. they made like 1 million dollar out of miitomo, They make around 40$ per game they sell, that's like selling 25k copies of something worldwide.
>>335634289
I'm not gonna say I don't fantasize about cute girls in mah chink cartoons like a disgusting pervert, but I mostly enjoy action anime with nice stories and interesting settings.
There are plenty of anime without moemoe nonsense.
What is this even? Is it like a livestream? Is it a meeting where info is tweeted about?
>>335634669
It's one person shitposting in this otherwise shitty thread.
>>335634135
Don't get mad at me because you're using terminology incorrectly, friend-o. Like I said the first fucking time, I could give a frog's ass whether or not you think Jojo is good; it's not even one of my favorite series. You can feel free to like or not like whatever you want. I'm just letting you know that when you say something is "shit", you're implying that it's objectively bad. I'm also letting you know that when you claim one of the most important and beloved series of all time is bad, you sound like a stupid twat.
>like I care what I sound like to Japs, fuckin
I truly, from the bottom of my heart, don't care.
>>335634750
>like a disgusting pervert,
why s insecure, you got a direct feed of your 4chan post on tumblr, or your mom is watching over your shoulder when you post?
>>335634746
That's pretty good. They're lucky if their games even break 10k sales.
>>335634669
The thing happening at 9am is just to reveal Nintendo financial earnings for 2015 and first quarter 2016. 4pm is the investor's meeting where we may get some details.
>>335634754
The second thing. They don't allow livestreams so we'll get tweeted info, and official slides later.
>>335634847
you are a complete moron.
>>335634843
Not really insecure about it. I'm just a person with a functioning brain who knows his internet history is filled with filth but enjoys what he spends his free time on nonetheless.
>>335634514
Isn't miitomo on 3.5 million sales despite being a free app? Also where are you getting that figure from senpai
At work
Did anything happen?
>>335634353
That actually would be pretty cool
>>335630107
>SOL there's Anne Happy, Flying Witch, Tanaka-kun.
>no Sansha Sanyou
Get the fuck out
>>335635093
Nope.
>>335635093
no
back to work
-your boss
Will it be the end of an era?
>>335635147
i would mention it, but I just watched the most recent episode yesterday, and it was pretty boring imo.
im very disappointed in doga kobo
>>335635189
You too son, you're already under a lot of pressure as it is
-your boss
>>335634379
an acceptable region system
>>335635198
Jesus Christ I hope so. This is GameCube hardware
>>335633118
Wasn't she insane and super evil?
>>335634514
No it isn't, in the slightest.
>>335634379
Custom Robo NX or F-ZERO NX
>>335635246
you're not the boss of me.
-your boss's boss
>>335629959
>>335630194
>>335631195
>>335635147
How about some good recommendations instead of shit that looks like it's made for 12 year old little girls.
>>335634379
>What is ONE thing that will make you purchase an NX?
Nintendo coming right out and saying they won't be doing iterative console upgrades.
sometimes I think im like you guys. sometimes i think im a loser. but you guys really take it to the next level don't you? you're in so deep you've completely forgotten what its like not to be an autistic weeb piece of shit. you're literally engaging in a furious argument about obscure japanese cartoons on a video game message board. and there was another dude unironically talking about cartoon porn. i can't even relate to this
>>335634847
You're thinking of sony, re-re
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_video_games
List dominated by nintendo
Not a single sony game in sight.
>>335635454
You're a soldier! Finish your mission! Show your loyalty! Face me.
-The Boss
>>335635462
Watch Kirby Right Back At Ya!
It's the only anime you'll ever need
>>335635071
>look at me I'm virtuous on 4chan lol
>get called out
>I DON'T CARE AT ALL OK
Jesus, disastrous come back. How old are you?
>>335635462
Best recommendation incoming.
Stop watching shit you fucking faggot.You can always read shit since it's way better in comparison.
>>335633130
Picture source?
>>335635462
So if you want something for 12 year old boys go watch Super Lovers or Kabaneri
>>335635462
>hundred
>for 12yo little girls
What kind of girls do you know? In any case, Kabaneri and Ushio to Tora, perhaps also Re:Zero and Concrete Revolutio
>>335635597
THIS IS THE BOSS, AND I'M SICK OF WAITING. I WANT PIKACHU! AND THIS TIME DON'T SCREW IT UP!
-Rocket Boss
>>335635336
>This is GameCube hardware
True, but it isn't like AMD has anything terrific for a console for 2016.
>>335635462
>looks like it's made for 12 year old little girls.
social pressure make you tick? heres a better website for you : facebook.com.
Full of people who, like you, fear to use things not intended for them.
I bought a share in 2010. I guess I could go to the meeting if I had a way to get there.
>>335634784
Not him, but by your logic you can say some pretty shit things aren't shit.
>Naruto
>CoD
>Assasin's Creed
All "important" and "beloved".
I like JoJo, but I doubt saying, "JoJo isn't shit nothing can be shit you smelly cock shit face like JoJo or else."
Will make him try out the series or give it a second thought.
Here let me try,
>>335630107
"What don't you like about JoJo? The anime is very faithful to the manga."
and then if he doesn't reply in a nice manner, everyone seeing his post will say, "wow this retard doesn't like JoJo maybe it's a good show."
>>335635686
>What kind of girls do you know?
lewd
>>335635782
I'm pretty sure they only invite the guys that have more than 1% ownership.
>>335635698
"A Boss Bass is a huge Cheep Cheep that eats seafarers."
-Mariowiki article for "Boss Bass"
>>335632203
Not even Nintendo is dumb enough to think this is a good name for anything
>>335633939
>>335634784
Okay fuck it fine I'll reply seriously because now you're starting to get on my nerves you retarded fucking faggot.
If you seriously think Jojo can't be called objective shit because its a "monument" of the medium then that's purely your fucking opinion and you're fucking retarded anyways because Hokuto no Ken, Go Nagai's works and even Ashita No Joe started off those kind of shonen/seinen testosterone pumped action manga/anime, Jojo has just been going forever and has a cult fanbase but its not the fucking pillar of its genre, hell its far from it. It also suffers major problems from the pacing of its story to the bland art with occasional good panels to the often lame and cliche'd character types repeated over decades of new story arcs. Just because people like it doesn't mean its not shit. SAO has a huge fanbase and yet that shit is fucking awful, and even fans will say the same. Jojo is enjoyable garbage, like most anime/manga, because while its a gigantic clusterfuck in a story and character development sense it has a couple interesting ideas like the paranormal aspect of the stone mask and stands and the corny fights and SFX attract people in, its all style and no substance.
So yeah it is objectively shit. Just because people enjoy it doesn't change that you blind fanboy. Now go back to your circlejerk and stop shitting up this thread you fucking cancer.
Saged for off topic.
>>335635489
Maybe you should try not being a normie fuck.
>>335635736
>San Andreas
Nigga that game was on PC and Xbox, regardless of launch date
>>335635462
It's actually made for pedohile otakus in japan. I'm sorry grandpa anime isn't like it was in the 80s and 90s anymore. It's focused on stories revolting around cute high school girls.
>>335635870
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYCwII1h70U
-Boss Bossanova
>yfw nx has a chip with the power of a Fury X and a regular controller
>>335635462
Heres all you need to watch this season:
>Sakamoto desu ga
its basically the persona 4 protagonist doing cool shit
>Kagewani S2
>netoge blablabla
>kabaneri
its Attack on titan with zombies and locomotives and steampunk samurai.
Maybe watch
Ushio no tora S2, if you can stomach a goody 2 shoes protag
>>335636019
>mfw the nx has a gamecube chip and a U shaped controller
>>335635704
Well Nintendo should move away from power pc anyway, if for no other reason than to make 3rd party ports easier
>>335635849
>you can say some pretty shit things aren't shit.
once again, you taste stated as above fact! Your emotion more powerful than god because that's all you have!
Kinda running in circle there kid don't you think?
>>335635996
Mind your own business
-Little Miss Bossy
>>335636019
>thing that will never happen
>because nintendo is on a gimmicky ride to suicide
>>335635604
All I'm saying is I don't disagree with the consensus on the stuff I do. Like fapping to animu grills being gross.
I don't lose any sleep or anything.
>>335635351
Yes. Yes she was.
I guess I'll ask since everyone else is talking about anime or some shit like that: Did they announce anything interesting?
>>335636287
>I don't disagree with the consensus on the stuff I do. Like fapping to animu grills being gross.
you are just a tool, using social pressure and how good you are at fitting in it to define yourself. You felt insulted and needed to reassess that not only you are "right" to do it, but you are ordering people to obey.
good goy.
>>335636498
nothing yet, maybe until the conference is over
>>335636151
>to make 3rd party ports easier
I guess. Most of that work seems to be done in-engine nowadays, so I don't know if architecture really matters all that much.
>>335636498
Pretty much nothing has happened this whole time. Just bathe in this filth like everyone else.
I want /a/ to leave
OH MY GOD FUCK OFF WITH THE /A/ SHIT
>>335634529
No.
>Implying you fuck each other in the ass in a long daisy chain until you cum full circle.
>>335636087
Thanks. Some of that looks interesting.
>>335629428
>>Investors meeting at 9:00 AM JST on the 27th.
What's the point of this shitty thread then?
It's still some hours far away from now
>>335636791
Are you retarded?
>>335636454
>that hip/ass anatomy
holy fuck.
>>335636791
>"I don't know what JST is" the post
>>335636791
There's a financial report meeting or something going on right now and people mistook that for the actual investor's meeting.
>>335636862
Just admit that you are a filthy /a/ crossposter that made this thread to shitpost :+(
So are you weebs finished or should I just go play an actual video game and come back later
>>335636019
>Fury X
It very well could be. Or something like a 285.
>>335631789
I bet I can still have hard liquor, just no beer.
I'll feel like such a fuck head asking for no-gluten now.
>>335634379
The North American version comes pre-loaded with uncensored versions of every game NoA has censored since 2008 for free, and a random Reggie Fils-Aime/Bill Trinen body part for the first 20,000 customers.
>I hope I get a part of a speen...
>see Nintendo NX thread
ooh this looks interesting
>implied NX details being released, right now apparently
nice, wasn't expecting this!
>read thread
itsnothing.gif
investors meeting will be at 12 AM PT/3 AM ET
>>335637102
>Open NX packaging, hook it up
>open disc drive
>Reggie's spinal disc comes whirring out
Reminder that some faggots actually believe the NX will be released this year
>>335637110
Actually 2PM PT/ 5PM ET
>>335636189
If you can honestly believe that a game cannot be shit than I suggest you go play some movie tie-in games, and maybe watch some direct to dvd movies afterwards.
Why'd you say once again?
I said I wasn't him, just trying to help you out. Quit acting like some pretentious kid, or the savior of "facts" or whatever.
"Man, Allah's laws kinda suck."
>"ARE YOU INSULTING ISLAM, LOTS OF PEOPLE LIKE IT IT TOOK YEARS TO WRITE THE QUARAN!"
"I read the Quaran, but it didn't really do it for me."
>"YOU CANT JUST NIT LIKE SOMETHING SO INFLUENTIAL, SUCH A WORK OF ART, FUCKER FACTS FACTS OPINIONS ARE USELESS."
I like JoJo you fucking shit.
Alright fuck this I'm out
>>335637384
Yeah, same
This thread bombed. Fuck this
>>335637102
>speen
>>335637110
>>335637320
You are both incorrect. It's 4 AM tonight, Eastern (4chan) time.
http://gonintendo.com/stories/256576-nintendo-financial-briefing-likely-to-reveal-new-info-on-future-p
>>335637290
It is, YOU'RE the faggot
>>335634379
Mario Party Online, with classic mode.
Virtual Console with online play.
A dedicated online infrastructure that isn't ass.
Decent third-party support.
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy all of my Nintendo consoles, but if there isn't something substantial with the NX, I might just wait. The only good thing about Nintendo's failures over the last decade is that it has made their consoles extremely cheap for me. I got a Wii U two months after launch with extra games for $250. It ended up being $450 worth of shit for that price.
>>335636916
financial reports are interesting too, because you get sales data and trends in them without journalist writing a fucking fanfiction and "explaining" what the number means accorded to his ow interpretation.
>>335637107
Oh, it's covetous.
>this thread
faggot
>>335637253
Well, it's better than the spiders they packaged with the Wii U.
>>335637107
Shouldn't your anger blob be centered around your anus?
>>335637461
"part of a speen". Part of spleen.
The meeting didn't even start.
>>335637461
'4chan time' defaults to your own timezone now.
so anything happened yet?
>>335637464
>Virtual Console with online play
You are completely overlooking how difficult it would be to make this happen. Setting aside the online infrastructure, etc., multiplayer gameplay is hugely different from local (especially same-system) multiplayer and would have to be individually retrofitted into each game that supports it. On top of that, it would inflate the prices of VC games, too. They charged extra for RBY just because of wireless trading support, which is not even online functionality, just extra work for them and therefore justification for a price increase.
>>335634379
Refund my Wii U
/thread
>>335635892
This conversation is barreling to a place that will wind up much more profound and analytical than I really want to meddle with. I could sit here for the next hour and argue the semantics of objectivity and subjectivity with each of your assessments about the franchise, but you and I both know that won't get us anywhere fruitful. What I will say is that even to the bitter end, you've attempted to put words in my mouth, and it's made this discussion a real ulcer to participate in. Not once did I tell you that you were wrong to dislike the series, nor did I ever say that it's impervious to objective criticism due to it's popularity.
Look, neither of us want to sit here and weigh all of Jojo's flaws against its strengths in a tedious merry-go-round of pointless observations and questionably opinionated facts. So here's my suggestion:
I can admit that JJBA's popularity has nothing to do with it's merit as a fictional work, and hopefully you can admit that when a series has a resonating influence in popular culture for decades after it's conception, it's silly to say it got where it is by being worthless, and it's even sillier to compare it to flavor of the month shlock like SAO. Then we can both just kill ourselves because fuck, look at us.
>>335631415
I don't really watch anime much anymore, but this particular season actually has stuff that appeals to me
Boku no hero academia, kiznaiver, jojo and luluco
>>335636607
It's one less excuses for not having games at least
>>335637347
I wasn't that doofus, for the record. You raised a good point. Shit things get popular all the time, but very rarely are shit things able to sway the culture of an entire medium for years and years. You can't really compare Doom's contribution to the shape of the industry to Call of Duty's.
>>335637479
this tbqh famalam
Not enough mathematically-inclined journos to help us decode those reports, despite it being the only stats that matter for the continuation of your favorite franchise.
>>335630868
Hopefully he likes it
>>335637673
Hmph.
On top of not arguing about half the points you made (since they've been discussed to death here), I would say that for SOME games, it would be totally worth it to individually retrofit support AND charge a small amount extra for them. Are you telling me you DON'T want Mario Party 2 with online play? I'd play $15 for that shit, and I'm sure a lot of people would pay even more.
>>335634379
VR, so I can molest my Pokemons.
>>335637513
I don't know, according to that chart, it's forming in his stomach like a horrid, ass-blasting diarrhea.
>>335637673
Aren't there nes emulators with online multiplayer?
>>335631467
It gets better as you go on, you learn how to make it more enjoyable. It sucks at first, don't get me wrong, but you'll be alright.
>>335637964
I think a lot of the financial entanglements with the other two platforms is pretty well entrenched at his point. They'll come up with the excuses anyway.
>>335638260
Yeah, but emulator netplay is a hack that just muddles its way through a feed of inputs at a huge frame delay and is notorious for desynching, lagging, etc. The clients also need external mechanisms for lobbies or P2P since obviously the games don't support that. None of that really sounds like something Nintendo would do, it's not polished enough.
>3 AM EST
Who the fuck thought it was at 8 PM EST?
They just mentioned the NX
HAPPENING
HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>>335638605
source: my ass
why people here are talking to this know? Investors CANNOT use twitter or any social shit because Nintendo punished them
We will know about the news tomorrow, not nowAlso report the faggots who talks about shitty anime
Has anything happened yet and where can I watch?
Can anyone here translate?
>>335638761
Boy, I forgot just how bad that direct was. I mean, man, that was just a fucking disaster.
>>335638856
chin chong nip nong
sushi takoyaki calamari
>>335638856
>"we have just cancelled zelda and the nx to focus on phone game phones are the future prease understand"
>>335638856
It's about Toshiba getting into the nuclear biz.\
>NX confirmed for nuclear powered w/ trackpad
>>335638796
>watch
No, nothing has happened yet.
>>335638856
That's toshiba.
http://business.nikkeibp.co.jp/atcl/report/15/280248/042600021/ first image of the meeting
So, did it start yet, did i miss something?
>>335638856
"Nintendo conference, announcement of new video games console just made. But I don't reveal these things to filthy gaijin.
>>335638918
Bad? No.
Disaster? Yes.
There will come a time when we reminisce about these things.
>1990 was 47 years ago
>>335638856
"Toshiba finally primary impairment. Lie still and put"
- Bing translate
Toshiba is fucking dead.
>>335638761
Last I check investors should be punishing Nintendo, not the other way around. Do you know what investors are?
>>335639050
>Disaster? Yes.
why?
it's happening negros
>>335639124
Nintendo owns most of their own stock shares, so they can't get bossed around by investors as easily
>>335639145
we got an Amiibo Festival fanboy over here.
>>335639145
If the image he posted doesn't give you PTSD from that rancid presentation, you might want to re-calibrate your standards.
>>335639249
why? Come on, you should be able to explain "a disaster".
>>335639319
They showed almost nothing of interest. It's not very hard to grasp.
i just got here and this is the first i've heard of nx news, is it really for sure supposed to have already happened or what's going on
>>335639249
It wasn't that bad. The best one that year was Squeenix's, but that's not saying much considering it was boring as shit.
>And now, for some news about the NX
HAPPENING
HAPPENING
HAPPENING
HAPPENING
HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>>335630868
He's a Jew who takes down fan videos and shills amiibo
Hell he was even a banker at one point
>>335639319
Reggie, is that you? If this is market research I'm gonna start worrying for you guys
>>335639319
that's in the past. it was a shitstorm. games delivered in a way no one asked for. too much time in skylanders, no info on zelda or NX. just awful
>>335639124
Fuck yeah investors! They uh.... make lots of money, that's why I love them. What about you anon?
>>335639474
Why do you make posts like these though
>>335639145
For starters, it was their second year in a row of not doing a dedicated conference. They're still going strong with the new format, which is great, but it interferes with the E3 experience. On top of that, they failed to make a substantial positive impression with their announcements, and to me, their overall presentation wasn't as good as the previous years, which was already in a general decline since they've lost so much third party support. I liked them, I'll continue to watch them, but they're getting worse and worse each year.
They'd better have something substantial this year, famalamadingdong, or they're going to get rode especially hard, especially since their biggest names to hype right now are Not-troid and Paintper Mario.Who hoping for Mario Adventure and Zelda hype?
>>335639528
Yeah how dare they not have info on games they're going to release in the future. That means I have to wait to actually play the game before I can complain about it!
>>335639319
Not him but it was really bad, it started strong with Star Fox but quickly went to hell with a barrage of half assed games and stuff no one wanted, considering Zelda was supposed to be playable and didn't even show up convinced me entirely that it will get an NX port.
>>335639410
they focused on starfox and mario maker, but they showed other game a little before the E3 because they wanted to celebrate Mario's anniversary as the main event . The presentation itself was good, and the puppets were funny.
>>335639037
that is a toshiba meeting
its a ruse guise
>>335639567
>but it interferes with the E3 experience.
stopped reading there. The fuck are you even blabbering about.
So..where are we getting information from?
Is there like a site or something?
Or just some anonymous poster on neofag?
>>335639675
>>335639687
The real reason it was bad was roo much focus on shiggy and his puppets
>>335639212
This meeting is about the investors.
>>335639774
>stopped reading there
Then fuck off, cumstain. I enjoyed the traditional E3 presentations. These new ones are okay at best and take away from the entire point of a live presentation.
>Miyamoto fucking up the Squidward Sword demo was the final straw to Nintendo straight-up abandoning their live conferences at E3
>>335639819
Just looking at a couple twitters.
>>335631195
Is...
Is thatNANI?!
>>335639845
Why are we even hyping this up?
>>335639613
the games they did announce were all fucking horrible
compared to e3 2014 it was an abortion
post yfw you arent an investor in this dying company
>>335639940
>we
Speak for yourself OP
E3 2015 was bad because it was mostly about games we've already been hearing about, some of them for years. The few games that were new to us were total abominations
The presentation wasn't bad at all, it was the substance that was sorely lacking. They clearly already started saving up for busting a huge NX load, which explains why the Wii U and 3DS have virtually no first party games coming out in 2016.
>>335639940
The possibility of an official name drop for the NX.
I'm not expecting much else.
>>335640068
You paranoid fuck
I don't understand why anyone over the age of 12 cares so much about presentations by game companies. I enjoy watching them with friends and having a laugh, but why the hell would one cause you to have a fit and shit all over the company? Literally the only thing you should actually care about is what games they have released and are currently developing, and whether they're good. If this year's E3 is 2 hours of Amiibo Festival footage, but there are good games coming out, what's the problem? And if there aren't good games coming out, the problem is the games, not E3.
I just don't get it.
>>335640067
>Dying
>About to make Wii tier levels of money thanks to mobile and amiibo
>>335639940
Tons of interesting data can be dropped to the investors. They are the money, they need to keep them hyped.
>>335640067
Doomed since the 80s, just like Sony.
>NX's final name is Nintendo Pablo
Pablo!? Are they for fucking real? Fucking Pablo?
>>335640272
Well It is making WII tier level earnings from amibo alone.
>>335640251
retweeted, my friend. no one should care about the sad state of this shitty industry. we should just never have good games ever again. we don't deserve it.
#fuckconsumers
>Toshiba postponed it
I wonder why.
>>335640360
>We want the Mexican audience
>>335640272
Not Him
That doesn't guarantee good games so I guess it's dying in the original audience's perspective
>>335640332
It's just like 4chan! It's been dead since like 2005 when all the newfags from someplace came here, yet it continues to die every couple of years when the newfags from some other place come here.
>>335640360
Honey...
>>335640312
What keeps them hyped is spread sheets and Jew gold. These meetings tend to mostly of no interest to fhe general public. Remeber the "quality of life" shit Iwata was talking about? That shit was only interesting to them.
>>335640428
What does your shitpost have to do with my post?
So confirmed for fucking nothing?
>>335640251
>the problem is the games, not E3.
E3 used to be about showing off all the brand new things no one had ever seen before. First peeks were always done at E3. In this regard, it was terrible because we saw very little first peeks and what was a first peek was of shit like amiibo festival and federation force
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize why people were upset. You have certain expectations going in and you're going to be disappointed if they're not met
I know Nintendo already had a ton of games in development at E3 2015, the problem is most of them had been moved to NX so they couldn't very well show them off yet. So no, the problem wasn't the games, it was the E3. Their E3 was shit because they had to pretend Wii U and 3DS weren't dead in the water so they could sell them for another shitty holiday season,.
>>335640462
Would smash so hard my cock would erupt in a fountain of cum that would span the entire US/Mexico border and harden into an impenetrable wall.
>>335640462
who is this qt?
Was there anything at all?
HOLY TITS A NEW F-ZERO AND ETERNAL DARKNESS
>>335640606
>3DS and Wii U dead in the matter
Well meme'd.
>>335640475
Can't argue there since I also think their quality has dropped these last years and can only hope it was so they could focus on NX, but investors will probably be happy with their mobile earnings.
>>335640360
Influenced by Kanye West
>i can't sleep today, really bad flu
>well lets get on to the internet, and try to find some new info about nx
>youtube: every video posted in the last 24 hours is a 'what if' channel cash grab
>twitter: every post about nx is a link to material that is bait for cash grab on the hype
>get into 4chan: literally 4 fags talking about a happening ... NICE
>chrome translate the page: it is just a toshiba meeting about nuclear reactors
>ok let me check reddit, maybe is the place to be: zero new posts
fuck this gay earth, this night is going to be longer than expected
>>335640462
what is that retard doing
THE MEETING HAS NOT YET HAPPENED
WE WILL HAVE INFORMATION IN AROUND 10 HOURS
ANYTHING BEFORE THAT IS A RUSE YOU MORONS
>>335640650
Don't lie you lying pigfucking nigger.
>>335640624
some mexican bitch than likes videogames, she makes videos for some youtube channel, you know "the girl than like videogames, pls subscribe"
>>335640560
>These meetings tend to mostly of no interest to fhe general public.
We aren't the general public, kid, get back to facebook if you expect people there to come for the lolcats. I'm sure yuo have some epic memesoul screnshots to send to your mom.
>The console we have been developing with the codename "NX" will be called the Nintendo Omnii and will feature a controller that can be used on its own as a handheld gaming device. Further details will be revealed about Omnii at E3, alongside several AAA exclusive titles.
H A P P E N I N G
>>335640272
>Mobile
You mean that shitty meme game everyone on twitter's already dumped?
>Amiibos
Those shitty Happy Meal toys with fuck all for functionality that are shelf warming in stores everywhere?
>>335640332
Never thought my screencap would gain this much steam over the years.
>>335640708
And yet here we are in 2016. Please name me the top 5 upcoming first party titles you're looking forward to. I'll wait while you realize there aren't that many.
>>335633763
http://noragami.wikia.com/wiki/Kofuku
>>335640767
Around 5 hours and 17 minutes from now is when the actual investors meeting starts.
>>335640814
Oh the ironing
>>335640731
Has Kimishima said anything about quality games?
All I remembered him saying is that he'll continue Iwata's actions, quadruple Nintendo's profits, support amiibo, and license out IP more often (possible anime and Universal Studios attractions)
>>335640814
This guy gets it
>>335631679
Nintendo Amusement System
>>335640827
>still using unironically "happy meal toys" when talking about amiibo
how old are you?
>>335640827
Miitomo is just the first of many anon, it was also mostly to advertise their new club nintendo.
>>335630412
What's wrong with Void?
>>335631679
Miitomo HD
>>335640805
On a scale of 1 to muy erótico, how fapable are her vids if you've seen them.
>>335640854
>I'll wait while you realize there aren't that many.
why do you expect people to not just spit in your open mouth when all you do is posting juvenile loaded questions like that.
>>335640854
A few of them already came out between last E3 and now, but the obvious answers I can give you are Zelda, Color Splash, Pokemon, and Federation Force. Yes, I am actually excited for Federation Force.
>yfw they call it the Nintendo 128 and bring back the three pronged controller
>the third prong is for your mind
>>335640818
At least post some clickbait source man, it will make it far more belivable
>>335640983
Indeed. We are anonymous. We are not the general public. Expect us.....
rumors are starting to come out:
>the NX is an OS ecosystem across 2(for now) platforms but can be installed on android devices, so I guess some day you'll be able to dual boot a tablet to a Nintendo device
>for now the NX is focusing on traditional consoles, one 3d handheld and one home console
>the 3d is vastly improved from the 3ds and projects things further out and has many more layers of 3d elements
>the home console shares *some* game cards with the handheld and comes with a regular controller AND a tablet controller OR you can use the portable console as a controller for the home console
>the basic gist of the ecosystem is a different way to play amibo. The home console will have attachments where you can connect 'play sets' and add up to 10 amibo at a time
>you can attach up to 5 amibo to the portable console with the add-on portable playsets
>there's also a 'link-up' mode for the home console where you add the portable amibo sets with the home console sets for up to 15 amibo simultaneously
>some day you'll be able to play amibo on your android mobile device via usb cable
>there's also an amibo case where you can store 30 amibo and it connects online so your amibo 'interact' with everyone on your friends list online. When your amibo are connected to the online case, people in your friends list can 'borrow' your amibo to use in their game
>NX amibo will not be compatible with Wii U or 3ds
>Nintendo has 200 amibo planned for 1st quarter 2017 and 12 amibo for holiday 2016, including Santa Claus
the NX is NOT the final name but it's still the code name until they release more details in May
>>335640907
Yeah and by the time quality information is leaked and translated, I bet it'll be closer to 10
But even if I'm wrong and you're right, still a decent length of time to wait
>>335640818
I've been fantasizing about it being something like this, too.
>>335631907
>Monster
Read 20th Century Boys manga by the same author
It's completely fucked up and not as good as Monster but it's entertaining
>>335641209
we are on a video game board so "who cares about video games ok" will not make you sound smart and edgy like it does on your twitter. Get real faggot, you don't belong.
>>335640962
At most Nintendo has made it clear they will still have a dedicated gaming console (NX).
>>335641250
If it's this, I guess I'm going full mustard race finally.
>>335641392
Are you replying to yourself or just a retard?
No Nintendo Direct?
>>335640962
In Japan it's especially disrespectful to say you're going to make drastic changes when the guy who was in charge before just died. Kimishima is forced to say that either way, even if he totally U-turns in reality. We will see through his actions whether he will tie himself down to Iwata's vision or forge his own path (and given what we know of him, I believe it's the latter)
You have one job, Nintendo
Just call it the Nintendo NX
Nintendo something
Don't give us a dumb name
>>335641354
I'm with you /b/rother. He just doesn't understand.
>>335632108
>Nope
Yes
No JoJo
>No Persona/SMT
>No Yu-gi-oh!
>No Shaman King
etc.
>>335641437
He could be both
>>335641250
>>Nintendo has 200 amibo planned for 1st quarter 2017 and 12 amibo for holiday 2016, including Santa Claus
wow the new Smash is going to be fucking Mugen.
>>335641250
You almost had me, right up to "amiibo sets"
>>335641250
Please none of this
>>335641250
>Santa amiibo will never be a thing
>>335641196
Congrats on listing the 4 first party games we know about.
Tell me, what console do you think the as of yet unknown games will be for?
Nintendo NX
Nintendo X
Nintendo Xbox
>>335641250
Wow, it's like the exact fucking opposite of everything I wanted. Fingers crossed that you're just shitposting.
>thread serves no purpose
>only for shitty rumors aka the worst kind of cancer the internet can get
MODS TAKE DOWN THIS PIECE OF HOT SHIT NOWWW
>>335641250
Holographic portable confirmed
>>335641720
wow very good deciphering skills
>>335641750
it's already on autosage you fucking sperglord
>>335632994
>hell its fucking the #1 most referenced piece of literature in japan.
Now that's just retarded
>>335641821
Should have been from the start. Also
>implying that the autistic as fuck OP won't make another
Wasn't it supposed to start 2 hours ago?
>>335641945
>Being this much of a wanker
>>335641250
>amiibo
I'm out already
>>335641945
>25 shitsould repost thread is "normal"
>1 thread about game industry meeting is "abnormal"
as I said before, you little faggots don't belong.
Nintendo is going to team up with microsoft
they know shit about hardware and online, and microsoft know evertything about what it needs to be done
they release a steam-esque service
/thread
>>335642119
But I hate dark souls threads as well
>>335641469
Look here, you just don't get it, so you? We do things differently around here. You're new so I'll let you off easy, but take it me, an oldfag who's been around since 2010, you don't make jokes like that you little shit. Yoi think this is a motherfucking game? It isn't. I can tell you from many years of experience, you won't last long in these parts with rhat attitude. But who knowa, maybe you'll go places, heh reach for the stars kid. Learn the ropes and you can be like me one day. You cam be one if us. Welcome aboard
>>335634379
4k resolution
120 frames per second
>>335642545
I take it yoy don't buy consoles
>>335641250
>mfw I'm collecting amiibo and even the thought of 200 coming out in one
If this actually even comes close to that number I'm done.
>>335641250
>Santa amiibo
>coca cola rep for smash
>we 4th party now
goku confirmed?
>>335641250
>Nintendo has 200 amibo planned for 1st quarter 2017 and 12 amibo for holiday 2016, including Santa Claus
>>335634847
>10k
Leaks confirmed.
>>335642545
Shit could be running 4x 980ti cards and have a CPU with the power of God's brain and it still wouldn't reach 120 at 4k.
>yfw the NX can run crysis
>>335635909
I think it's only counting PS2 sales
>Nintendo investors conference
>Investors lined up to enter the conference
>Now everyone is in their right place and waiting for the president of Nintendo to show up, when...
kickthemaindoor.jpg
>INVESTERS! WE VIDEO GAMES NOW!
>25 blonde Japanese naked chicks come in the room
>Dubstep plays loudly while the center of the room opens and comes out a stage with Skrillex playing maximum wubs
>Drinks are served as the windows open to show the stadium outside that is holding a massive-mega-ulta-wide-100k-black-dick-long screen presenting Nintendo's new console:
NNTENDO_WUB.webm
>Legend of Boku no Zelda: The Legend of Zelda is playing in maximum 8k, 240fps per seconds
>Over 300 swords
>Time-traveling system, like ocarina of time but now you tune Epona like a fucking delorean so she can travel back in time
>Waifu system: over 500 choices to marry and have kidsincluding furries
>NO CENSORSHIP
>Watch all that Hilian cock enter your deku IN FULL HD
>Online mode
>Subscription price: FREE
>Backwards compatible since NES, accepting also all controllers
>Backwards compatible with PS4 and Xbone games too.
But this not all...
>that comfy feeling knowing you will wake up in the morning with some NX details.
>Stay in bed for an hour or so and read them on your phone
>browse the reactions on /v/
Ain't nothin' like it
Feels good lads