What's everyones favorite shield and weapon in dark souls 3?
>>335621295
I haven't gotten very far but so far I really like the movesets of the rapiers/estoc and the longsword.
I think those two weapons are definitively the best.
When 20XX happens in Dark Souls, I think those two will dominate the meta. Scimitar *would* be good if its damage and scaling wasn't so shit. I hope they buff it because I really like scimmies.
puffy vulva
>>335621295
Broadsword and Dragon Crest Shield
Chaos barbed sword and grass crest bb.
BKGA and Grass Crest
>>335621295
We need more dancer butt
>>335621295
buckler or target shield which do you guys prefer?
dragonslayer spear
shield of want, avelyn,and great sword for PVE
Astora Greatsword for PVP
>>335621295
Dragon Crest shield. It just looks so good.
As for weapons, I dunno, I like the murakumo and the scythes
>>335621295
Broadsword, unstoppable force of nature desu.
>>335621295
>>335623539
Lemonfont should just draw the ass he knows he loves.
Farron Greatsword, Shield of Want.
I also really like Gotthard's Twin Swords and Anri's Straight Sword.
>>335621295
Too bad about her face
>>335621749
If you haven't even gotten very far, howbdo you already have an opinion on what is "definitively the best?"
>>335621295
Claymore+Dragon Crest Shield/Farron Greatsword+Dark Hand.
>>335621295
How often does Pontiff Sullivan hit that?
>>335627748
Never ever. She was assigned duty as an outward knight and given the eye rings. AKA exiled and damned.
>tfw you have a fetish for lady knights in armor
Thank you From
>>335627748
Enough times to get bored of it and exile her fine ass
>>335627951
>that image size
pleb
Just joined...this. How does any /thing/ work?
>>335628983
there are things in the game
they will try to thing you to death
use your thing to stop them from thinging you
repeat process until you get the ultimate thing
>>335621295
BKGS or BKGA with the BK shield.
>>335621295
Longsword
Knight Shield
I want to thrust my sword into the Dancer
>tfw Gold Wing Shield got buffed to the high heavens in 3 and now everyone I see has it on
>tfw special snowflake status has been revoked
I didn't use it to be unique, but now that I'm not anymore I wish I still was.
>>335629387
Where do you even get the black knight weapons, farming them only?
What are the best/funnest quality weapons that aren't the Estoc or Dark Sword?
Bonus if you don't post a straight sword.
So Dancer is Ciarran, right?
Executioner's Greatsword and Dragon Crest Shield.
>>335629702
You do realize you could just google the answer instead of posting like a retard, right?
>>335629953
No
>>335621295
Artorias' sword and shield, but the str and vit required to carry it is kindve annoying
>>335629953
Dancer is gwynevere
>>335630091
but their armor looks similar
>>335630049
Obviously. Can you answer though?
Bastard Sword.
I often two hand but when I use a shield I make it Dragon Crest.
>>335621295
Havel's Greatshield and Dragon Tooth
Can you guess my favorite armor set?
>>335630369
what a shit comic
Astora straight sword has made the game a bit easy...
Haven't found an upgrade to the black knight shield yet
No idea how infusion works so just doing regular reinforcement
>>335630369
legion's?
>>335630369
>tfw poking Havel's to death with my rapier
You guys are so slow and fun
>>335630657
>No idea how infusion works
Yeah , it's really complicated
>>335621295
>What's everyones favorite shield
Don't use one. Have a talisman instead. >and weapon in dark souls 3?
Ricard's Rapier+10, although it kind of sucks that no stones are worth using on it.
>>335630867
Doing maybe 70 damage per poke with rock flesh active
Enjoy getting 2 hit by my one handed r1
>>335621295
Dark hand and Dark sword.
I'm aware of the meme status but it's the only thing that goes with my Dark armor.
>>335631138
>Enjoy getting 2 hit by my one handed r1
Implying
You're literally slow that if I R1 spam you, you can't get a single attack out. Even when I eat up all my stamina, you're still slower than the time it takes to recover for another R1.
You're literally the easiest fight in PVP.
Dragonslayer Swordspear seems amazing. Also a big fan of Yhorm's Machete.
Otherwise Witch's Locks is a cool whip.
>>335630272
They look nothing alike each other
>>335631223
And your Dark armor is the only thing that goes with your Dark Soul.
>>335631404
You know that with Havel GS weapon art you get DS1 poise right?
R1 spam does literally nothing if stone or iron flesh is up
Sword of Judgement really sucks. I just wanted a decent sword that a mage can use well. Well as it also turned out, being a mage also requires heavily investment in int, and I get 2-shotted by just about everything.
>>335621295
Parrying dagger, you fucking pussy.
>>335621295
>it's a "camel toe looks bigger than a sack of balls but i've got such big boners lol" post
Pretty sad, mate
>>335627564
Best frame data.
Really good reach and hitboxes for the type of weapon it is too, which are fast strikers.
Longsword R2 is very long and can potentially catch roll dodge spammers if you read the roll away.
>>335631620
>R1 spam does literally nothing if stone or iron flesh is up
We'll see about that when you next encounter another rapier spam
I want Dancer to sit on my face
Astora Greatsword for smacking people in PvP and demolishing over half their HP with the fully extended charge skill
Drang Twinspears for fast as fuck rolling L1 and the regular L1 combo
Sacred Bloom Shield for fashion and spell parry
>>335632031
She probably smells awful, come on.
How often do you think a twisted mindless creature with armor fused to their skin thinks about bathing?
>>335631879
>he hates fat mons
What builds go well with a bit of faith? I think I fucked up, seems like I'd get more out of just focusing on str/dex after a bit of vigor/end and possibly vitality?
Is the ice sword any good? Haven't picked up this game yet, gonna do one more BB run first to properly fuck up my muscle memory.
Are there any novelty luck weapons or is luck just a total dump stat?
>>335629953
>>335630229
Dancer is Dancer, you fucking retards.
>>335630657
Better than the longsword?
>>335632331
Stop putting so many points into vigor, holy shit.
Does anyone know what the icons next to player names are that represent whether or not they have voice chat enabled? A lot of the time it feels like I'm talking to nobody; either they don't heed any warning to upcoming threats or they simply don't respond. It'd be nice to know whether or not I'm wasting my breath when talking at a host.
>>335632598
Raw ASS is better for twinking, for sure
Dude grass lmao
>>335632331
None. Hope you weren't banking on using lightning spears
>>335632780
Damn it, that made me chuckle a bit
>>335632762
That's also why I fucked up, when I respec I'll probably get rid of faith and lower vigor. What should I keep it max?
>>335621295
No shield run, Irithyll Straight Sword and Rapier dual wield.
The dancer is my waifu
>>335632762
This is a joke right?
ALWAYS have at least 20 vigor
I mean unless you want to be one shot by everyone I guess
>>335632762
Don't listen to this autist. Also if you wanted to do faith, you could rock out with SSS or Dragonslayer Swordspear, but those are late game.
>Bandit Axe
>Sunset Shield
Delicious colour matching.
Also, fuck the arbitrary fucking sidequests in this game.
>help sirris
>cool
>kill pontiff
>realize I have to get invaded by creighton to get his set
>go back to where I'm supposed to get invaded
>can't because pontiff is dead
Fucking WHY
>>335632983
>>335632780
>>335630091
>>335628865
>>335627951
>>335623539
>>335621295
How do I find more of this
>>335633515
replay value and buy the guide
::^^))
>>335633658
Look it up, friend
>>335633678
The guide is made by Prima who halfasses absolutely everything they do
Brigand axe and shield of want
>>335633765
yeah but how
>>335634286
>people actually had difficulty with this fatass
lol
>>335632372
it's gwynevere you fucking retard, read her soul and her items.
>>335634484
>implying a bug that plagues most bosses is a lack of difficulty
also that jiggle
>>335634550
Don't you ever say that again
>>335634414
yeah but
how
>>335634484
>Thinking of Pontiff Sulyvahn
Also, dat jiggle
>>335634484
how I fight dancer
>>335634713
don't ever reply to me or my gwynevere soul again
Executioners greatsword. Love it's aesthetics and it recovers FP whenever I kill something
Is there a weapon or armor piece that boost miracles? There are some for sorceries but I haven't found any for miracles/pyro
Greataxe and no shield
I need to upgrade my vigor sometime
>>335635512
ring of the sun's first born
does not work on heals or buffs
>>335633658
Going to the good part of Tumblr.
>>335635605
>ring of sacrifice with 3000 souls
why
>>335634550
It's not Gwynevere, and that description doesn't prove shit. Fuck outta here with your shitty headcanon, vaati.
>>335634736
I don't know as I get older I find big, saggy tits so hot
>>335635605
...how is that even possible?
>>335635953
fucking jailers
>>335635953
Finish the game.
>>335635631
I specified armor and weapon for a reason. Everyfuckingbody know there are 2 boosting rings for each type of magic
>>335635737
She's cute, but
>covered in filth and grime
Is there lore to explain what the Dancer's butt feels like?
>>335635737
Also, why is Karla not named "Yuria"?
It's obviously her from her attire to her whole "Oh, you wanna learn magic from me? I dunno, I know some nasty shit, man" deal going on.
Motherfucking DRANG HAMMERS with a grass crest shield on my back
>>335636490
Are the maracas actually good?
>>335635742
I've never equipped the ring of sacrifice.
>>335636403
Are you retarded?
>>335636294
like a mutated corpse abused by a psychotic priest
>>335635801
you can't prove it's not, faggot.
>>335636590
When you infuse them with Heavy they get A - strength scaling and hit like a fucking train. I really love them, they are just plain fun
>>335636797
That's not how things works, you fucking mong. If you make a claim, you either prove it yourself or fuck right off.
>>335636610
what's the third icon then? I confused it before
>>335632780
Am I the only one that noticed some weapons are stronger with RAW infusion than anything else? Including the basic upgrade path and scaling considered.
>>335636716
Please elaborate.
>>335637080
Yeah the scaling is all sorts of goofy. From games at launch are always a mess for balance, it will take another patch for something resembling order.
>>335635838
It's like how you didn't use to find the word breed sexy, but now you do.
Instincts, anon.
>>335636957
fuck off faggot, I've cited multiple sources that imply heavily it's her. You're the one showing up going NO UR WRONG CUZ I SAID SO.
>>335637278
at this point "mate" is sexy to meI had the weirdest most primal fantasy the other dayit was like barehanded hunting, biting the neck for the kill, but it was somehow so sensual
>>335637516
No you didn't, you stupid shit. That description just states that the Dancer was a daughter of a distant royal family. Key word here is DISTANT, and nothing about that description even remotely suggests that could be Gwyn's royal family. Now fuck off.
>>335637516
the soul description says only something about the distant daughter of the royal family. gwyn ans hia offspring werent royalty, they were above that. lothric, lorian, and ociros are most likely the royal family they are talking about
>>335637025
I have no idea actually.
>>335633765
>>335636716
>>335637112
Anon, where'd you go?
Did you realize I was referring to "Demon's Souls" Yuria?
>>335637558I sorta had a dream like that recently tooI was killing monster ins some wierd ass swamp to then go home to my woman and make her thiqcI think it's a call form my subcutis that i really don't find average weight women attractive anymore
>>335637840
>>335637957
You anons really showed him who's right. Souls lorefags are horrible af
>>335629603
mah nigga
Her ass is too big
>>335638676
Irishman detected
Is there a Watchdogs of Farron armor set?
I want to go full autism if I'm using the sword and greatshield.
>>335638676
It's not even big, she just flaunts it.
>>335638236
that wasn't even a dream
the dreams are a lot weirderat sunny beach, get away with 2 other for some sort of hand only threesome, voluptuous females, somehow end up in a snowy area looking for a place to fuck, go through a house sneak by female propritor and end up back at the beach[/spoilers]I'm not even sure if I got with them in my dream
also to go on about earlierI have this ttrpg with a few hybrid animal beast races, one is basically ferret dogs, long necks and suchit makes me so aroused thinking about them mating and the male biting hard on the female's neck drawing blood
what is happening...
>>335638963
An exact Watchdogs of Farron? No, but the Exile Set is the set of the watchdogs, based on its description. Careful, it's heavy and bulky as fuck.
>>335638963
>>335639256
...yes?
undead legion set
or am I completely misunderstanding you
>>335639486
you mean the armor of the watchers of the abyss?
>>335639256
>these weights
Okay, I'm going to retire my autism and use the Knight (or Lorthic) set.
>>335639098
>what is happening...
I don't know but you need to keep going anonfor my sake
The battle axe is seriously OP as fuck.
I'm rolling the class that starts with it for my second playthrough and I'm wearing nothing but pants and worker's gloves.
I killed the Abyss Watchers with that thing like it wasn't fucking shit and now I'm at Sulyvhan. I can cut his HP down to half in the span of like 20 seconds.
>>335621295
>>335623539
>>335627951
>>335628865
>>335630091
>>335632780
>>335632983
>>335633250
>>335633765
>>335634484
>>335634827
Glorious. Now I want to kill her with my REAL sword.
>>335639486
Abyss Watchers =/= Watchdogs of Farron
Anon was asking if there was a set dedicated to the Watchdogs of Farron, and the closest is the Exile set.
>>335639658the male lies the female upon her back before crawling atop her, beginning to push his member against her vulva, ruffling the fur above her clitoris. He places his hands upon her forearms, pinning her to the bed as he penetrates the soft hole between the lips of her nethers. His muzzle opens wide showing a series of sharp teeth as he twists his elongated neck to the side before striking downwards, latching onto the female's muscular neck, blood begins to spill from the wound and atop his tongue and she can only arch her back and moan in a mix of pain and pleasure. He slwoly and rhythmically fucks her while still maintaining a grip on her vitals as he feels a great heat well up within. He bites harder as his seed coats her insides, she can only release a panicked gasp as the pain pushes her to orgasm
hopefully that is what you were referring todear god I am so erect right now
>>335638057
>>335637025
>>335635605
thats the password matching icon.
same icon that was the server matching ring from DaS2
>>335635953
you'll find out
>tfw cleaved her butt with a greataxe
Lothric knight sword + dragon crest shield master race reporting in.
>>335640482
>person I made this for does not acknowledge it
sorrow
>>335642348
Is that a zweihander?
must be a 'short one', they can be up to 6ft, 10lbs+
Does the dancer fart?
>>335621295
Dark sword and Grass Crest Shield :^)
>>335621295
Using a Sharp Uchigatana and having a lot of fun with it.
Got the Grass Crest Shield but I just stick it on my back, I'm probably just autistic but I feel really cheap when I use shields to block rather than dodging. Like I'm doing it the easy way and it's gonna prevent me from getting better at the game?
>>335621295
Sellsword Twinblades, son. Thought about upgrading to the twin katanas, but first of all that's weeb as fuck, and second of all the dex scaling wasn't looking as good as the twinblades despite both being sharp.
Gotthard's Twinblades seemed a tad more strength sided so I didn't investigate their potential.
The dancers ass isn't even that big
>>335643448
it's big in the scale sense, if she were normal size she would be anoxeric as fuck
1- who uses a sheild?
2- Gothard twinblades
>>335643448
Won't stop me from jerking off to it.
I usually don't use my going inside of video games machine for the Souls series since the setting just bums me out on top of being nervous even after beating the game and finding where everything is, being able to touch the dancer is a really attractive idea and all the more so with each bit of fan art that comes out. Do you think I should take the plunge and see if I can get in and out after a bit of fondling?
>>335642635
Looks more like a bastard sword, maybe claymore. Or just your generic broadsword. Nowhere in hell is that a zweihander.
>>335637840
Yeah, and you encounter her in lothric, which is the main capital of this worlds setting, where the unkindled is from. Which could imply that's exactly where she's from. So once again faggot, you can't disprove anything I've said. So go eat a dick.
>use caetus or demon fist in fights only
>people think they are good by spamming emotes after beating me
20 minutes later with their straight swords and shit
Kek.
>>335645991
>so rustled he blogged about it afterwards on /v/
hope you let off the steam
>>335646232
I did thanks. Its still retarded how op some shit is. Just frusty. Sure a lot of people who dont like swords alone are.
>>335630369
>tfw beat the dragon area
>just as I teleport into the next area I'm invaded
>mother fucking Havel is there
You already know what happened after that
