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And remember anon. The world could always use more heroes!
Gonna be super boring but just like other blizzshit games autists will be all over it
>>335589904
It will be one of those you games you play around patch release and stop very quickly. Only die hard lovers will keep playing.
That said, they were putting out HotS heroes very fast so I think it should have a decent hero schedule atleast for its first year. Might get to like 30 total by the end of the year maybe
>>335590041
Blizzard lost their touch
>>335589808
The world could also use more SS with tracer, windowmaker, and those boys from the first trailer.
>>335589808
And remember anon, the world could always use more THICC!
>>335590672
reported
One more week
Preordered the collector's edition like a mother fucker.
Hype for that console beta
>>335591339
LOW TEST
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>>335590041
And yet people keep playing mobas continuously. You are delusional if you think Overwatch will be any different.
It's actually hilarious how badly /v/ wants to hate this game.
>>335592437
I actually think its fun, but I also don't play many games that just stagnate that fast. 12 maps will get super old, they are short maps with games being less than 5 minutes long usually. Nothing like multi-stage maps out of TF2. Characters are nice and varied, but everyone finds those few they like and don't care about the rest. So they play, and then stop because its the same thing over and over without the community servers most FPS games flourished on.
>>335592229
Nice meme, she's fucking disgusting, get over it.
>>335589808
we could use more betas too fuck
>>335592657
>>335592874
Not that anon, but people still play splatoon, and not so many people owns a Wii U...
>>335592437
>played HotS cuz gf wanted to try it
>played League of Lenins all of twice, bored as shit
This game is literally nothing but cha-ching for ESPORTS/Bob Kotick and baby's first FPS, and maybe new streamers. Most of us here have no reason to play it past, "hmm, let me try this out in Open Beta." I played in the closed beta since Wave 1 and by the 2nd Closed Betas I knew what was to be expected. I don't play many FPS games but I knew this was shit from the beginning. It's Pixar/Disney if they made an ok game. No thanks, $40+ saved.
>actually wanting to play WaifuWatch made by 2016-BLIZZARD
>>335591557
FFS BLIZZ FIX THAT ANIMATION
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>335593437
Splatoon still gets regular updates, and discussion sparks again briefly for the update for a few days.
>>335589808
>having the peak experience of your life at like ten and thirteen
Both of those kids are going to kill themselves in their mid twenties.
>>335594053
seriously who thinks on this stuff? seems like you have something on your chest anon.Anything you want to share?
>>335592796
closed beta is over you weren't chosen, get over it. open beta next week, go have fun with other
>desu
it's a shit game that everyone will drop after a month at most, if you think that's good value for your money go for it
TF2 is literally better in every single way.
You can't rely on the novelty of the character designs to carry the game long term.
>>335595395
Most anons probably consider suicide on a daily basis anyway.
>>335589808
Tracer always reminds me that world could always use more tomboys with dick sucking lips and pelvis crushing asses.
>>335595874
They need community servers big time. Let them do crazy shit like give everyone 1000+ hp and cooldown reduction, 10v10 etc on custom maps
6v6, Blizzard ruleset, the maps in the game will get boring as fuck.
>Pixar the FPSMOBA poor attempt at overtaking the market and staying relevant: brought to you by blizzard
D.VA: 1
Shitposters: 0!
>>335591557
LONDON
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>>335596234
If i buy the game now from battle.net
when will I be able to play?
just on fucking release?
>>335596498
Pre-order lets you into open beta next monday evening instead of waiting a few more days.
Who here /nevergotintobetaandwillbeplayingforthefirsttimenextweekreallyeagertotryoutspecificheroes/?
Who are you going to pick first?
I'll pickMercybecauseI like to suck tank cock.
>>335596119
they do have the brawl mode
>>335596710
Its a weekly brawl thing, it switches rules each week. Its still 6v6. Its still on the same maps with the same objectives. Just slightly tweaked
McCree, headshots only
Everyone gets more hp, cooldown reduction etc
and whatever else they plan each week. Its not remotely the same as being able to do more than 6v6 and on custom maps.
>>335596572
Tuesday senpai
>>335596920
>The early access portion of the Open Beta will begin on all supported platforms May 2 at 4:00 p.m. PDT (11:00 p.m. UTC)
the shills for this game just won't stop
Any word on how much chests/boxes/whatever will cost in real money? I've got a few bucks in Battle.net credit.
>>335597083
Knowing blizzard it'll be preposterous.
Saw the commercial today.
Tracer has the voice of a pig with diarrhea, shitting everywhere explosively, while slowly getting its belly cut open.
But with an over the top British accent.
>>335596119
Would they ever allow that? I don't follow Blizzard much but I'm pretty sure they don't want another DOTA to happen under their nose.
>>335589904
>>335590041
Doesn't /v/ say this about every game that comes out with online?
>>335597021
>People like the game and make threads about it
>SHILLSHILLSHILL
>>335597153
Like $25 for a warcraft mount preposterous?
>>335597008
>Play Overwatch - Open Beta Early Access Begins May 3
Adoverwatch.blizzard.com/
Pre-Purchase By April 29 to Join In
>BlogSectionBar-OpenBetaEarlyAccessDetails_v2.png
To get a two-day head start in the Open Beta for you and a friend on May 3–4, simply pre-purchase or preorder any edition of Overwatch by April 29 through one of the methods below.
I think thet May 2 refers to downloading time familion.
Who is your waifu /v/?
>>335597269
Do what they did for SC2, which is anything made in their editor is theirs. Or something like that.
I think the things you could do with Overwatch is way less than WC3 editor and such. Not a full blown world editor, just allowing for community servers and custom maps. CSGO has shit like RPG servers and things like that, which people do play and love. Those could spin off to a standalone title, but whatever.
>>335597341
Honestly, I could see them trying to shill a box for $5 a pop or something. Who knows?
>>335597429
May 3rd in the latest time zones. They probably just didn't want to deal with going into the nitty-gritty of when it comes out depending on where you are.
>>335597440
Mei. Obviously.
>>335597440
How did they managed to make all girlsBut tumblrso good for porn material?
>>335597682
Hopefully you are right, more beta for me since i preoprdered
>>335597440
D.va. I'd love to give her a good ol Zerg Rush.
>>335597440
Mercy.
has anyone got a clue of what the story is supposed to be or how widowmaker came to be?
>>335597802
http://onlywat.ch/
This website shows the times in a pretty easy format
>>335597851
She got brainwashed, senpai
>>335597690
>tfw still no nude Zarya for SFM
Just die in my sleep already
We're getting two more animated shorts before release right?
>>335598032
>Nude Zarya
For what purpose?
>ActiBlizzard
No. How about that? How much of a degenerate do you have to be to consider buying Overwatch?
Are you so mesmerized by the sex that you can't see the game for the godawful piece of shit that it is?
>>335598214
Looks pretty fun to me m8, but I'll find out for sure next week.
>>335589808
>OH MEI I LOVE READING UR JOURNAL :3 XD
>NO UR THE REAL HERO TRACE X)
How do i mute this
>>335598195
not that anon but,
>some like this
>some like that
I am no one to judge
>I too want some Zarya SFM
>>335589808
Yeah, just not you OP
>>335598195
>Tracer have cat glowing eyes
Muh
Pharah a cute
>>335598214
>>335598358
I would honestly say, at least try it for free during the open beta and just try imagine yourself playing it after say....a month, 3 months, summer 2018. If you can't, just enjoy the free weekend and move on.
>>335598195
>splish splash all over D.Va and Purple
>drips on Tracer
>dabs on browns
>miss Zarya completely
>Zarya gets pissed andplows every other girl except Widow cuz she got a dick too.
Man, I bet the fan fiction will be used to someone's Patreon soon
>>335598563
>3 Months
> Fucking Summer 2018
I am not a poorfag so i dont need a single game to entertain me for that much time.
Played since around October or so.
I was really excited about this game going in, but after playing it for months, I've come to realize that it's not an enjoyable game and I won't be buying it.
Don't get me wrong, it's very well polished, runs/controls well and the giant mobalike character roster is perhaps the most appealing thing about the game.
Unfortunately, at the core of this game, it comes down to rock, paper, scissors combat with heavy reliance on team comp, ability and ultimates synergy. You can't really main anyone because all it takes is someone to switch to their counter and you're toast. In fact, most of the strategical depth in this game comes down to people switching to counters once they die, repeat over and over.
As if it wasn't bad enough playing the counter pick game, much like in MOBAs, you rely *heavily* on team mates for success in this game. There is no carrying, even if you drop 50 kills as Widow, you simply cannot carry a bad team. Combine the low individual carry potenial with horrible matchmaking and you're left with one-sided steamroll games most of the time with 'close' games being a rarity.
Overwatch takes the low skill cap MOBA formula, replaces the trademark MOBA game mode with FPS game modes and throws you into first person view.
Most of you are going to fight it because you're too far hyped to believe anything bad about this game. Casuals are going to love it as they should. FPS vets are going to go in hopeful like I did and slowly come to the realization that whatever depth you thought this game may have had was spread so thin that you're essentially walking in a puddle.
>>335598965
It took you two month's of playing to realise you didn't enjoy it?
>>335598965
What if you're an fps vet and you actually end up loving it?
>>335598965
>Most of you are going to fight it because you're too far hyped to believe anything bad about this game.
>>335598965
About the carrying part, I've seen very good McCrees that I'd assume landed headshots pretty consistently because they melted everyone on the opposing team.
I'd say carrying is possible sometimes.
Pharah > Tracer > Widowmaker > Symmerta = Athena > Mei > Zarya
>>335598965
>You need a good team to win in a team based game
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>>335599515
You forgot D.Va at the start.
>>335599515
>>335599661
D.VA is tied with Widowmaker
can't fucking wait to play it. put 2000 hours into TF2. OW looks like another solid class-based FPS outing, now witheven better porn.
>>335599052
That was about 6 months ago.
I had a feeling early on and stopped playing it as much as I did when I first got in. Ended up only playing a few matches on the weekends each time thinking that maybe I should give it another shot. It only got worse and worse the more familiar I became with the game.
>>335599264
That's cool, this is just my opinion after all. I encourage people to try it, but don't say I didn't warn you.
>>335599330
It's true, you're doing it right now.
>>335599446
McCree does have a relatively high skill cap, much like Widow, but again, I have to stress the part in my post where I said even if you decimate with one of these characters, you can't win without a well built and competent team.
>>335599547
There isn't anything wrong with a strategy game. My point is, don't go into Overwatch thinking it's going to benefit Quake vets. It's essentially a MOBA with FPS mechanics.
In TF2, it took a shitty donate-to-avoid-team-switch 32 man server to stop high level players from carrying.
In Overwatch, all it takes is a couple shitters playing rock when they should have switched to paper to get steamrolled.
Hope they release a new hero every month like HOTS to keep it fresh.
>>335600339
HotS is probably easy to do. They can think of millions of things to do. Blizzard wants each hero in this to feel unique, and have their own niche.
>>335600339
>new hero every month
Sounds like a mess. I'd rather they focus on keeping the heroes balanced. Look at how many people play TF2 with its small roster.
will I have my shit fucked up if I buy this game
i have only two complaints with this game:
1) besides few exceptions ultis are cheap unskilled bullshit
they are basically "press button for free killz". Too easy to pull off and rarely require commitment, set ups or strategy. They are no fun to use cause you know you cheesed the enemy and not outskilled them. They polarize the game too much and ruin the concept of play of the game
2) movement speed
when it takes almost a minute to reach the action from the spawn you know there is a problem (ok symmetra but you cannot rely on a single character for balancing such a crucial aspect). Everybody moves so fucking slow for no good reasons. I understand tanks but why people like McCree and Reaper moves like slugs when they seems pretty feet dudes with perfectly functional legs? Can't they run like fucking normal human beings?
Yes there are skills but i feel like the movement you gain for wasting them is not enough and you are always bound by cooldowns, so instead of a constant fast pace you have a slow pace most of the time with the occasional flashes
i really think a +50% movement speed for everyone would make the game much more fun
>>335589904
I've been looking for a good multiplayer game after sticking with Splatoon for a while. Being a consolepleb makes finding a new one tough.
>>335600630
They added weapons and items like the drink that change shit up
>>335589808
The world needs more one dimensional arena shooters!
>>335601292
I am onlywatch so ill just speak of what i think.
>1)Ulti grants free Kills
Ultis are supoused to be overpowerful, in all games, including (and specially) mobas. For what i have seen, this game's ultis doesnt even seem that powerful, besides from a few characters.
However you might be right, ill see it myself
>2)
Well, there should be a punish for dying. This isnt call of duty ''team deathmatch'' so killcounts doesnt win matches.
In thins kind of games time is the most valuable resource.
>>335596445
>gif
>>335603018
I dont know how to save webms.
>>335589808
I was interested in the game but then blizzard basically launched it as a private game for select people for 6 months. And I really have no interest in starting out 6 months behind a bunch of other people because blizzard is shit
>actually starting fucking tournaments and trying to start a pro scene when the game is in ultra limited BETA
>>335598195
She's hot and I want to see her fucked far more than generic girls
>>335599446
>I've seen very good McCrees
one streamer isn't the lot of McCrees out there bud
>>335598214
>degenerate
Does this word have any fucking meaning besides outsing yourself as some sort of thought police faggot from /pol/?
>>335589808
I legit want Tracer to cuck me and make fun of me in her cute accent while she fucks other guys
>>335605775
she can fuck me while you watch
>>335607417
Only if she tells me how much better you are
>>335607417
I'll fuck her while she's fucking you while the other guy watches.Overwatch!
>>335589808
im partially considering getting it.
Is the game any fun?
>>335605775
>>335607417
>>335607756
>>335607848
I want to suck her herm cock while you two fuck her while that other guy watches!
>>335607908
Try it out in the open beta, starting may 5th.
More like cuckwatch
>>335605775
How does the British laugh?
>>335608038
>actually thinking the open beta will be playable
It's going to be a fucking mess with the servers down 90% of the time and you being in some giant queue for hours the other 10%
You'll be lucky to get more than a couple of matches. Open betas like this are always just stress tests that often end up proving the games developers don't have adequate servers for the playerbase.
>>335608038
you ever been in a bliz open beta?
its hell man.
>>335608247
There was already a stress test weekend where pretty much everyone got in. This is not Blizzard's first rodeo.I didn't get in while literally all my friends got a key, fuck my life.
>>335608247
>mfw I will be playing a couple days before the huge rush of people, which will definitely break the server
>they already have pre order numbers so there shouldn't be a single queue
>>335604464
I'm not defending the Tournaments that have been happening for OW (i greatly disagree with tourneys before game release) but a lot of games have been doing that lately. Wasn't HotS having tourneys before full release? Duelyst does it as well. It's now the norm so there can be more "exposure" and "hype" before the game release.
>>335608525
>it's gonna be fine anon, y-you'll see
Sure thing, anon
Enjoy your 2 hours of playtime before emergency maitenence. The servers have not been stress tested. Inviting a limited number of people is not stres stesting.
>>335608525
>all my friends got a key
Same here, I was pissed too because not only did they say almost everyone is getting in but I had alsopreordered origin editionand signed up for beta as soon as it went up.
>>335608636
And all of those games are terrible and should not remotely be considered competitive. Others doing it is not a justificaiton and it never will be. Trying to start a pro scene when the game is in closed beta is basically them deciding who gets to be pro and who doesn't. It's bullshit and anyone who defends it should have their balls cut off
>>335608139
haha
>this
Seriously though, I think most people that posts these threads in /v/ are mostly in want of more SFM porn. When there a plethora of places to get that.
>>335589808
In my world of heroes there's no fags or feminists or slut gamers so i'll stick to playing in that thanks
>>335608706
I pre-ordered so I'll definitely be getting a taste for it before the actual public beta launches and that's where things will be getting chock-full properly. Not a drop of sweat off my balls.
>>335608726
I feel you 100%. I'll be playing for the first time once the pre-order beta starts, next week can't come soon enough.
>>335590126
Understatement of the millenium
they lost their fucking balls aswell
>>335592657
This pretty much sums it up, I will still buy the game to play with my normie friends, but I fear this won't last as long as tf2, specially won't out community severs, map variety and game modes that involve more than 12 players
>>335596445
wtf the lip syncing is the worst blizzard has ever done, it's like pixar but it lacks the heart
>>335608854
That's /v/ in general. Idiots stalking thread sin hope of porn when there are tons of porn sites and boards. Because for some reason, masturbating to it being posted in the wrong place grants an extra thrill to them
>>335608854
There is no overwatch cuck porn, though
>>335609084
You got all that from a poorly made gif?
>>335608636
Paladin is having one for 100 thousand american dollars.
>>335609084
>Pixar
>heart
lol
>>335596119
This so much, game will get old and boring quick unless they add community servers so people can just fuck off in 12v12, custom maps and sounds.
Knowing blizzard this will probably never happen
How am I supposed to use Genjis ult properly? It seems like it takes 2/3 swings of his sword and it feels really slow.
I like his loadout, I just didnt really like his ult at all. I must be doing something wrong, right?
So? is it a tf2 clone like I thought?
Is it even worth the money?
This is pretty much the only game I have to look forward to this year.
I got into the first beta weekend, loved it, and pre-ordered. I just want to play more already.
>>335608636
It chases away people like me. Why do I want to be dominated day 1 by people who have been playing the game for 6 months? In what way is that fair?
>>335608854
>>335609113
I made this thread to discuss and meme the game.The porn is just a plus
>tfw you can't play support without sub accusations
>tfw they think you're a girl for getting 40% damage mitigation with Mercy
I just want to help the team.
>>335609476
I think its worth the money, if you like the game. Its extremely polished, looks and runs incredibly well, and the characters and maps are varied.
That said, it definitely has potential to get boring as fuck in under 10 hours of playtime. The maps are well designed but tiny, matches go by insanely fast so its hard to get into it.
>>335609669
so a badly made tf2 clone?
>>335609628
>healslut meme
Wish it would die.
>>335609669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teb8U9sq2Vg
Pretty much this is why I enjoy HOTS at all. I hated wasting an hour playing games. 15-30min is more reasonable for me.
>>335609572
I feel the same way :( I just replayed KOTOR2 because I didnt know what else to do with my life.
>>335609476
Doesn't play much like TF2 once you start to learn it's nuances. I love it just like I love TF2. It's safe to say you'll enjoy it if you enjoyed TF2.
>>335589808
And less shit games.
>>335609830
I hope it never dies. I thrive in it.
>>335609879
15-30m is never going to happen in Overwatch. AT BEST, a close match is 10 minutes. Almost all my games were over in 5.
5 fucking minutes. In TF2, you might not even finish the first stage of Dustbowl.
>>335609618
>porn is a plus
>blue board
that's literally worse than going to a blues concert and expecting a young, high as fuck girl to throw her panties on stage or show tits
>mfw seeing vids of the QT3.14 tracer stunt driver driving people around PAX East in a Lambo
in the angry joe 360 vid you can focus the entire car ride on her legs.
>>335610096
You say that like it's a bad thing. Must long matches in TF2 were caused by shitty strats and turtling and if it wasn't that it was due to skill, in which case matches would be held up in OW too.
>>335610096
>using Dustbowl as an example for good long matches
Please. Dustbowl especially is such a chore.
Best girl
>>335610281
Name one good control point map in OW.
Spoiler:You can't.
>>335610347
Its just an example, of singular map vs multi-stage map.
>>335610281
Most of those complaints in TF2 only work on anything not intended for balance. aka 12v12 and so on.
>>335609476
TF2 was worth the money at launch, in fact I would've paid full price for it if it hadn't been included in the Orange Box.
I can already tell it's worth it and I haven't played it.
>>335597440
Mercy
>Best rack
>Largest hips
>Largest ass
>THEM THIGHS
>Ponytail
No one can deny best girl.
>>335610440
https://youtu.be/XkNf-vQfXBo?t=41s
>>335610650
>kind hearted
>abhors violence
>doctor
>>335610536
I've only played one control map so, I cant youre right again.
>>335610281
>>335610556
Tf2 is flawed in the sense of people who play for fun vs people who play to win. People who actually want to win the game will care about comp and getting the objective.
People that dont are going to sit around and do whatever they want and waste everyone on their teams lives.
Dont play for fun in a team based game or go to a server thats meant for dicking around in.
In short, no its not fun unless your team actually wants to win.
>>335610650
I was a mei-guy for a while but now I realize mercy is the best.
Swiss Christmas Cake heal-slut can't be beat.
>>335610773
>SwissWait, that's a negative.
>preordered the game from Amazon UK because it comes with a cool pin and coin
>find out I don't get early access to the open beta
>only people who preorder from GAME get that
I WANT BRICK AND MORTAR TO DIE
KILL GAME
STOP GIVING THEM MONEY
>>335592657
>playing on community servers with the same group of people over and over like an autist
there are people out there who unironically do this?
>>335610970
That's what you get for preordering.
>>335611267
Preordered because it's cheap as fuck plus I get a cool little coin and badge, no guarentee that those will still be around at launch
>>335610970
Mate early access is only 3 days before open beta.
I can't wait for this shit to flop and the delicious tears of Blizzdrones who try to defend it.
>>335610970
just pre-order it from amazon.de and you'll get a code
you can cancel it as soon as you get the email
>>335609879
whoa that animation looks like shit
>>335610970
>pin
>badge
>could've been deputy for a day
>will actually be dumbass for life
Battleborn > Overwatch
Fight me
Here's a list of auto-aims in Overwatch.
Soldier 76 ultimate
Mccree ultimate
Reaper ultimate
Winston primary gun
Symmetra primary gun & turrets
Torbjorn turret
Roadhog chain (aim assist)
Here's a list of offensive effects or attacks which aren't auto-aim but you essentially cannot miss with them no matter how bad you are.
Bastion turret gun
Reaper primary guns
Tracer primary gun
Reinhardt primary melee
Zenyatta orb of discord
Winston ultimate swipes
Pharah ultimate rocketswarm
Roadhog primary weapon (both modes)
Roadhog ultimate
Zarya ultimate
Tracer ultimate
Additionally, almost every character has a skill that negates all positional mistakes. For example: caught on the ground as the rocketess Pharah? No problem, just press this easy button and you're instantly in the sky, where you're most effective.
Ran yourself into a bad spot as the fragile but swift Tracer? No problem, just press this easy button and you're instantly back where you were before.
Got caught in the open as the close-range slugger Reaper? Just press your invulnerability button and float over to a healthkit. You get this and many other movement tools completely free, there's nothing you give up for them, like sacrificing health with a rocket-jump.
The tools Overwatch gives you to solve problems are contained in a single, brainless button rather than a complex and difficult set of movements and/or offensive measures. The entire game revolves around identifying the correct rock-paper-scissors situation to press your button, then pressing it. There is no serious skill of any kind involved. You're going through the motions of what you think a video game entails.
The miniscule difference between a week-old Overwatch player and a year-old Overwatch player will be lost in the cloud of instakill ultimates, teleports and AOE abilities. This game is transcendentally shit, and there is no escape from it. This is the very profitable future of FPS. Hell. Population: you.
>>335609084
Only somebody with a big heart could create Cars 2
>>335609476
TF2 is a better game. Overwatch is only for waifufags and casuals who cant into decent moba like dota.
>>335612536
Thanks, reddit!
>>335610970
I see this picture posted all the time. Can someone tell me a story behind it?
>>335612314
they're really nowhere near the same senpai
but if you really want me to compare them
Battleborn is super monday night combat 2 but floatier and slower
Overwatch is a faster paced TF2 with less depth and more focus on team composition
I liked the latter more than the former.
even though I was more hyped for battleborn, playing it was disappointing.
>>335613001
>Overwatch is a faster paced TF2 with less depth and more focus on team composition
Nigger are you serious?
>>335612314
I played both and they are nowhere near the same kind of game. Battleborn is HotS as an FPS.
>>335610934
Never met a German Swiss. What's wrong with them?
>>335612536
Try it yourself on the 5th before you shitpost stale pasta
>>335613138
yes
a team of only soldiers will wreck everything, but a team of only pharas won't get far
>>335612314
>How Battleborn was planed
Hey green, whe need to make a new game, what genera is popular?
>I heard Counter Strike and Dota 2 are making big bucks, we should make something like that black! Also lets charge 60 bucks for it to please our jewness!
Yeah sounds fun, normies and ''hardcore'' gamers will buy it for sure... but how do we cater to the kids?
>Lets make the male characters for them! they will say memes like ''you mad bruh or ragequit lol xD
Sounds neat! and how should cater to gamer girls?
>I got you senpai, i hired our best character designer from Tumblr!
>>335589808
please stop making threads about this game
I want to play it but can't afford it because Blizzard cucked 3rd world countries with high prices
>>335613812
>I got you senpai, i hired our best character designer from Tumblr!
>>335612536
>this copypasta
>>335612841
Ah yes Dota, aka "I pay you to play me, the video game".
>>335613138
>nigger
please explain the DEPTH of this game
>without mentioning sad backstory
please tell how it's not based on team comp
>Hit Q to REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>335614032
I want to stick my dick in that
>>335612536
So you're saying it's not a good esport MLG pro game?
Good. Fuck esports, I just want a casual as fuck game.
>>335614024
>Blizzard cucked 3rd world countries with high prices
Mission Accomplished
>>335613923
He's right, it's a shitty meme. Stop baiting with your garbage fetish, nigger
>>335614032
>tumblr
So...where's the porn? That's primarily what tumblr is used for
>>335589808
Are any of you seriously interested in this game? How? It seriously looks like it was made to pander to kids' parent's wallets.
>>335614032
i want to lick watermelon juice off zarya's thighs
>>335614257 This is objectively worse than this >>335614032
>>335614024
>Blizzard cucked 3rd world countries with high prices
you don't deserve to play online till you learn to play with others.
>>335614032
>tfw you can enjoy Zarya because you aren't so retarded you try to correlate appearance to ideologies
>>335614314
>I want to stick my dick in that
Sure, if you can still stand after she's done pegging you.
>>335614830
>Tracer eyes
Perfection in one waifu.
>>335614840
>after she's done pegging you.
>>335614676
>Tracer's smug face
>That blush
She's setting off my gaydar.
>>335614836
I enjoy playing as her desu
>>335614676
you take left thigh, I go right thigh?
>she's a lot of woman for just one man
>>335614996
Tracer is the type that sniffs the carseat after dropping her date off
>>335614830
If a person has high enough power-level to post on imageboards then he's probably smart enough to behave himself when playing online
>>335615123
god you could climb her like a tree
>>335615123
They can't be saved by just one man.
>>335614257
How exactly is that a tumblr design? It doesn't even have that retarded half shaven head thing that Zarya has.
>>335615312
>dear
>mother
of
>god
those legs
wh-who is this gal? and why is she not out cosplaying Zarya right now?
>>335615481
>Minority ugly stronk independent black woman with lesbian looks
>Not tumblr
AYYYYYY
Honestly, they should have just given Zarya laura croft's hair.
>>335615538
I forget her name, but there's a shitload of her on turdblr.
also apperantly she did porn. Which i haven't found.
>>335614629
>So...where's the porn? That's primarily what tumblr is used for
same, not sure where the SJWs are there but I never encounter them
>tfw using throwaway tumblr account for muh porn
>>335615481
All the women in Battleborn have unnecessary detail with their faces. The smile lines make everybody look older than they are, it's the same shit with Tiny Tina in Borderlands 2. I really don't like this artist.
>>335613684
>confirmed for not played the game
Or youre just a baddie in denial?
>>335589808
the world could use more beta testers
>>335615052
I just wish her hair wasn't pink.
>>335615761
>mad cuz wasn't invited special super duper closed beta
>Open beta May 5th-9th
>>335615660
Ooooh, I get it. It's a bad design because it isn't a waifu.
Should have guessed.
>>335615890
different skins gib different hair color
>>335615890
Here ya go then!
>>335616039
>isn't a waifu
>waifu
>real
>>335616123
I FUCKING HATE IT SHE LOOKS LIKE JUSTIN BEIBER
>>335615890
The hair goes with her gun effect.
>>335616386
The hair that really counts
Is down there.
>>335616693
Oh god oh yes
>>335616039
Pretty much.
No one wants to play as an ugly girl my man. Only tumblerians.
>>335616693
>Widowmaker pubes: none, can't grow them anymore
>Zarya pubes: "please don't be shaved. sweet baby jesus, YES!"
>Symmetra pubes: "Grab my machete. And bring the wax!"
>Mei pubes: "THICC"
>>335598965
>took months to realize it was bad
Sounds like it's worth 30 bucks then thanks anon
>>335617353
>D.Va has straight asian pubes
>Mei has a kissable treasure trail that rides up her paunch
>>335615758
All ultimates have counters and those autoaim ones are barely mid tier
>>335600327
>My point is, don't go into Overwatch thinking it's going to benefit Quake vets. It's essentially a MOBA with FPS mechanics.
I doubt that anyone had this feeling after closed beta began
>>335592437
>It's actually hilarious how badly /v/ wants to hate this game.
Literally the only reason why /v/ hates this game is because Blizzard is making it.
That's literally it.
It really goes to show just how pathetically petty /v/ is.
>>335617740
>McCree's ult
>Instant multikill after two seconds of gathering targets
>"Just don't be in his sights, brah"
>"Get behind a shield, brah"
Anyone with a brain is going to use it from a location with a very wide FoV and you are delusional if you think the average team is going to work so well together that they can all get inside/behind a shield before McCree fires.
>>335609040
why waste the $40 then? just wait for it to go f2p.
>Luke, you know this to be true
>>335597440
Shit D.va, put some heart into it.
>>335615481
How are either of them tumblr designs?
>>335609209
>go to patreon
>request cuck waifuwatch porn
>wait a few days
>commence the fapping
>>335618269
He's a sitting duck, the most it can do is get people off the objective for 5 seconds unless your team is retarded and lets a slow damage dealer behind their lines.
>>335592229
>Bae
How about you use the normal pic, fucking nigger.
>>335615740
I have never gotten the tumblr hate meme. What ever evil degenerate not /pol/ approved things happen there are utterly dwarfed by the porn. Most people use tumblr for porn.
>>335615890
I like her hair pink. It gets me off knowing somewhere out there is a guy actually triggered by unnatural hair color.
>>335618457
Why waste the 60 on a new release when it'll be 20 in 6 months?
>>335597327
there's a rule on/v/ you fucking shill; we never talk good of a videogame, we hate all of them. You can easily spot a shill because they always talk about the greatness of the game.
>>335618645
>implying I am going to comission porn
>>335592437
>>335617952
>Blizzard is making it
>/v/ 'wants' to hate it
>2016 Blizzard making worth games
>>335619031
It's sad I can't tell if this is ironic or not
>>335618269
McCree ult takes an assload of time to charge up and he screams "ITS HIGH NOON" the moment he activates it.
>>335619031
I like some video games. Am I a shill now?
>>335619128
well now she just looks like a disney princess fuck that
It's the best and most fun multiplayer game I've played in a while
It's not perfect, Tracer and Mei are so fucking annoying, Tanks get absolutely melted by some characters, the 20 tick sometimes comes through and feels bad
But the positives greatly outweigh the negatives. I've been looking for a shooter since BFBC2 and I think this is it.
It's so smooth and everything you do feels so great. It's got some skill based combat but also a big focus on team coordination. I got into the last weekend stress test, and I went into the game not knowing what to expect, and it blew me away. Playing with 2 or less friends is optimal, there's still fun to be had in the chaos of matches. If you 4 man group queue or larger, games do become more rigid and you have to pick the right comps to push or counter. And that's much less fun for me.
Pre-ordered the origins edition off cdkeys for 40 bucks
Call me a shill or whatever, you'll fucking see for yourself how fun it is in the open beta. It just feels so right.
And it's not a moba. It's an arena fps with classes. A moba fps would be battleborn, which isn't my cup of tea.
>>335619038
I'll do it for free just for you if I manage to learn SFM, anon
>>335618269
In every game I've ever been in with an ulting McCree everyone hides. You're a fucking idiot who has never played the game or just really bad.
>>335614032
terrible skin but i like the character
>>335619359
You're a good person, anon
>>335614032
Man I can never get over how hypocritical /v/ was when this character was announced
>>335615349
I am sorry, 'cause I was wrong.
And I'd take away the weight his shoulders had to bear.
'Cause when he fell I was the only one who cared.
>>335619359
m-me too senpai?
One thing I didn't notice until the last beta weekend is that the game is actually pretty shallow. It basically plays as "whoever has their ults up wins the teamfight".
The ults need to be turned into regular abilities (obviously toned down to fit shorter CDs.)
Also, Battleborn has 25 heroes each with 2 attacks and 2 ult, a 3 way talent system, a rather interesting gear system, a singleplayer/coop, and 3 very different modes.
Overwatch seems... lackluster in comparison.
>>335618269
He has an easy to identify ult sound, starts glowing like a christmas tree and has an annoying charge time.
It's not hard to hide, it's not hard to focus him down quickly, it's not hard to deny him with CC.
If he can manage to get the perfect situation where the whole team is easy pickings and have no ability to deny or kill him, that's their own fault.
Need more overwatch /ss/ and /u/ material.
>>335619757
y-you too
>>335619757
I'm sure Tracer would cuck you too, anon.
>>335598965
This is pretty much what I could already derive from all the material I have seen without even touching the game itself. They didn't learn their lesson from HotS.
>>335589808
The game would be good without ults and if it capture points instead of payload and hold the point for competitive play.That being said there's already a game like that with a far higher skill ceiling but unfortuantely it's dead and that game is TF2.
>>335620616
>giant shield right next to them
>lets all spread out as much as possible
why.
>>335598965
Does it not have the depth of something like Rainbow Six Seige?
Why is zarya best girl?
>>335620884
How where they supposed to know he had is ult up?
conversely
>they clump up as you suggest
>Mei has her ult and throws it onto them
>everyone dead
And there's a million other scenarios that could occur. you can't account for everything all the time at the same time.
>>335619340
I have onlywatch but i expect the exacted things you mention.
Already preordered origins for my waifu skinand her lover
>>335621265
I want to impregnate Tasha
>>335621142
>>335621142
Power scares off beta males.
>>335619106
laughing doesn't disprove what they said
you're delusional as fuck if you think /v/ doesn't have a disproportionate hate boner for Blizzard products
>>335620879
TF2 fags are starting to seem like the worst fanbase that have touched this board holy shit.
>>335621169
>How are they supposed to know he had his ult up
Um, he literally shouts to everyone in the game HIGH NOON
Conversely, they could counter that memetext scenario too. It was a bad play by the other team dood
>>335621169
>How where they supposed to know he had is ult up?
He says "It's high noon!" when he does it.
>>335621169
Because he's directly infront of them while yelling out "It's high noon" with a spotlight behind him? Lucio could've then speed boosted everyone to get out of Mei's aoe
>>335621169
You can account for the fact that everyone calls out their ult and those two chucklefucks on the left were right next to Reinhardt and could've stayed behind his shield but instead decided to go out into the open.
>>335611842
>>335611842
wait, for real? have people done this before???
>>335621169
You don't have to anticipate most ults, especially not McCree's, they all have a distinct sound that plays at max volume for all players regardless of distance.
>>335610970
The open beta is open.
You'll only miss out on the early access beta which is like 2 or 3 days long.
>>335610970
the metal plate you get from game looks better anyway
Will this game crash and burn even with all the porn?
>>335611254
>autism is making friends and doing things with that group of friends
Sounds like you're the autist.
>>335592657
>12 maps will get super old
more will be added for free
>games being less than 5 minutes long usually
maybe if you're pubstomping noobs. in higher MMR games this is simply not the case
>everyone finds those few they like and don't care about the rest
do you think this shit doesn't happen in other FPS games with loadouts? the variation you just complimented allows for people to find their niche, and it wouldn't matter how many classes there are because, like you said, people will inevitably settle into one or two particular roles. there's nothing wrong with that and it's absurd to expect the majority of players to adapt to dozens of playstyles and actually enjoy all of them.
>>335622103
No. Are you fucking kidding?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzMq5_thk4o
Can't wait for the poorly made voice line mashups and stop motion animation
>>335592657
>mfw i exclusively play the same 6 or so maps on TF2 (barn blitz, badwater basin, goldrush, dustbowl, steel and 2fort)
>>335622108
>for free
People actually believe a modern vidya company is going to give content for free lol
Hey remember when blizzard retconned 2 overwatch soldiers before they even came out?
What happened to soundquake you know the dude with fucking chest pistols.
Or how about fusionator? Sure haven't seen him!
Or how about doomfist? You remember him from the trailer? Then blizzard because they can't write good characters went the way of baron zemo? LEL THERES MULTIPLE DOOMFISTS NOW.
God blizzard is so dissapointing. This game will be good and people will play it for a few months then it will die. Just like every other blizzard game.
>>335597440
how do people find SFM shit fap-worthy when it's got the effort of 5-second porn ad?
>>335622501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKG8Yx6F7uc
well here's jeff kaplan saying it straight up.
i don't know how they will further monetise the game desu. maybe an expansion with a new 'season' of heroes and maps?
Which girl is wife material? My vote is on Mercy.
>>335622661
Pharah
>>335622103
I dont know why but blue women just get me hard no matter what. It's just a satisfying color to see.
>>335622661
Tracer
>>335597310Yes
>>335622914
>that slut
>wife material
>>335609830
ikr. The fact that going a healer greatly increases my chance to win doesnt mean anything, apparently im just a sub
>>335622385
Damn, if only the author of that video was still alive to make more.
Is it me or do they need more villains? There's Widowmaker, Reaper, Junkrat and Road Hog. It's not even enough to fill a one team of 6.
Meanwhile the "heroes" are made up of at least 10 or so characters. Granted I don't want more high school level edgy shit like Reaper but despite the whole lore being about this epic war with two sides barely anyone is actually the villains side. They don't even have to be blatantly evil, they could be characters that are doing it for the cash like the two Mad Max characters or in a shitty position and forced to be with the bad guys.
>Play nice, play Pharah
>>335622658
>BUT THEY SAID, THEY CAN'T LIE
Here's a gif of a vidya dev just lying to someones face. Devs are not going to say shit that causes unrest like "Yeah we plan to charge you guys money in a F2P model after you buy the game"
I fully expect new characters and maps from expansions that you MUST buy as they segregate the community
>>335623084
Zarya is evil my niger manRussians are against robots
>>335622758
Love it too
>>335623084
There's also Symmetra as the corporate villain, the heroes don't seem to fond of her company
>>335623198
>>335622758
why is she blue, anyway?
the "lore" behind it is her heart is slowed down, but shouldn't that make her purple?
>people still want to play a game that was censored to appease the state of California
>>335623447
Looks purple to me
>>335623528
>censored
>The new taunt is even more lewd
Texans are just as retarded as Californians.
>>335623528
>that was censored to appease the state of California
Is this some new dank meme from /pol/?
>>335598013
hot
Why don't the characters kill each other in the trailers? There's no tension at all when you know everyone's going to walk away in one piece.
>>335623198
sauce?
>>335624119
Rated T for Teens.
Also you gotta keep them alive to make more of this stuff.
>>335624119
There's tension in any of the tf2 videos?
Reminder that if you dont like tracer you are literally gay,
>>335624353
To be fair, Tf2 is all comedy while Overwatch is trying to aim for a legit story with drama.
>>335624119
That robot buddha was killed.
>>335624620
That wasn't Zenyatta, that was some other clanker you don't care about
Tracer is pretty great.
Hey faggots
How much would it cost to commission a short SFM clip of Tracer eating Widow's ass, without futa cocks involved?
>>335621487
I'm not blaming /v/ for hating BlizzCucks, they are literally bitches to the whim of Bob Kotick after the 'merger.' They probably begged to keep their IPs for SC 2 and Diablo 3 before starting on Titan and HotS.
Shit, I played...no, I fucking pre-ordered a physical copy of Diablo 3.
>never again
>never
>Blizzard has lost their touch
>>335624620
That was some literally who that the viewer doesn't give a shit about even though the video tries to make him out as being all good and important and shit.
I want to see playable characters getting blown the fuck out by bullets/bombs/whatever - that's what the game is all about, so why leave it out of the trailers in an attempt at making some ham-fisted 'story' that isn't very good?
>>335621169
mei's ult is fucking shit.
ZARYA PORN WHEN
>>335624986
LoL got away with a god awful lore I guess blizzard they can too
>>335624762
>Birth Name: Liam
Does that make Tracer a tranny?
>>335625079
never ever
>tfw
>>335610440
>put your security in my hands
That's not the only thing I want to put in your hands
>>335624818
2 purified hydrogen bombs.... oooooooo~
>>335624942
>pre-order
Well there's your problem. You automatically assumed a large corporation would bring you exactly what you were promised rather then try to nickel and dime you at every chance.
>>335623435
no god, not again.
this always fucking happens
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>335624986
They die in gameplay trailers I suppose. But are you expecting something like Spy's head getting blown off in meet the spy again?
>>335623729
oh gosh I hope not...or do I even care?
>not a cali resident
feelsgood.png
who /mei/ masterrace here?
>>335625470
I just don't get the meme at all.
>>335625079
GIVE
GIVE IT TO US!
>>335625356
frogposters at it again I see
>>335625405
It doesn't have to be anything anywhere near that graphic, but it would be nice to see the best-of-the-best doubleplus good sniper actually slotting Overwatch dudes instead of having a needlessly long fight with another character that doesn't go anywhere.
>>335625154
Yeah, that's also why one of her voice lines is about when she was "a lad"
>>335625473
When I die I want it to be with my head buried between those thighs
>>335625819
good man
>>335624986
>killing off playables
>now playing as a zombie
Well, I think that BlizzCuck wants to make the game edgy enough yet teen friendly enough to not alarm everyone off. Consider this
>game rated Teen and up
>target audience to be as broad as possible for JewTick to get $$
>make trailers for kiddies to want to be a hero
because remember
>my wife's daughter wakes up everyday to watch the Tracer trailer
>I dont want my wife's daughter to grow up with a slut in yellow spandex unless she's trying to save robots from blue zombie womyns!
>>335625154
Please no.
>her molecules had been desynchronised from the flow of time
How bout we say time travel is like x-change. Ive jacked off to wayyy too much tracer for her to be a tranny.
>>335625910
T H I C K
H
I
C
K
>>335623528
Don't bundle us up with San Francisco.
>>335626517
Too late faggot. Your waifu is a tranny and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>335626473
>no MemeHardt
>no Widowmaker
Is the chick behind Roadhog with her mouth open waiting forSPUNK? Gonna need some SFM on her ASAPput a dick on her too so she can DP D.Va with Zarya
>>335626517
>implying not being gay
I am on 4chink right?
>>335624421
>tfw british girls aren't remotely cute
If i prepurchase from Battle.net will i be able to get a refund after the beta? I preordered origins, but i am tempting to cancel and get the collectoprs edition instead.
I just want to try the game before i pay those big bucks first.
>>335597440
Pharah
also I think Mercy has a better set of hips than anyone else but you can't even see them.
>>335615890
That's how I felt. I like Zarya. Pink hair is OK but pink hair + that hairstyle and it feels like she's supposed to be a tumblrina.
I think they were designing her, wanted her to have short, butchy hair but they didn't want her to be mistaken for male at glance so they made her hair pink.
>>335618663
yellow teeth... she must be a smoker
>>335624353
Well, uhh...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I
>>335626952
Britfag here. I've never met a woman or a girl that sounds like Tracer. Whoever VAs her is a retard and a tryhard putting on a shitty voice.
>>335627391
>preordering
>2016
>paying this much for a game that will be played for one month
>open beta starting May 5th to 'test' instead of shilling bucks without knowing the product
someone please just turn on the gas into my room so I suffer no more
Has anyone gotten the beta codes
>>335627947
>game that will be played for one month
>a blizzard game
lol
this goes beyond delusion, it's just outright stupidity
>>335622554
>everyone must fap to what I like
does everyone in your classroom look like you? does your mom like the same ice cream as you? is anyone forcing you to fap?
>different strokes
>different blokes
>>335622554
>5-second porn ad
You have no idea how much work and time goes into making a good looking 3 second loop in SFM.
Don't talk about shit you know nothing about.
>>335622103
>playing the game
>fapping to half the roster
I-I'm sorry, what?
>>335627947
>Playn Overwatch for just a month
>Already have hundreds of hours on Splatoon and TF2
I just want to know if will like it enough for 130$. I know i am going to like it, not sure how much tough.
>>335622103
Given the game is pretty fucking fun even in beta, and a fucking Blizzard game, I'm pretty sure it'll do fine, anon.
>>335597269
Blizzard is the biggest fucking baby in this regard. The idea was never theirs to have in the first place. Its like one company trying to claim ownership of all FPS games because "they made it first". Can you imagine? Only one company ever being able to make FPS games? Or one company ever being able to make JRPGs or ARPGs? Only one company only being able to make MMOs?
That is what Blizzard tried to do. Tell everyone else that no one but them could make MOBAs, and Blizzard didn't even want to fucking do it. They're only pissed they didn't think of it first. And when Blizzard finally got around to making a MOBA, the game was utter shit. Blizzard is even worse than Apple in that regard, and thats saying something.
>giving blizzard money
aheuheuheuheuheueuhuehuheeuheuhuhe
>>335626932
That's a reddit meme, anon
>>335614342
wait wait
>OverWatch's sole purpose after the "throwing in trash" of Titan is now to be all about the ESPORTS!
Almost every other week there was some 'tournament' for the game with usually the same 2-4 teams competing.
>tfw Blizz will only care for the team players/sponsors of teams and casualfags left with blue waifus 360 no scoping
>>335626247
"Yea, you know that Persian girl?"
"Yea Jim?"
"She's brown, right?"
"Yea?"
"Lets give her a native american skin."
"Great idea."
okay sure
>>335590041
>It will be one of those you games you play around patch release and stop very quickly. Only die hard lovers will keep playing.
THIS
SO VERY MUCH THIS.
I can't wait for Blizzard to axe it to make way / budget for them WoW legacy servers.
>>335614257
Christ above, that ass was made to be worshiped.
>>335628045
>beta codes
closed beta is over bruh. check back May 5th for the open beta, which will be fucked with lag and disconnects
>>335629113
I will never consider a game that tries to have tournaments during CLOSED BETA to be anything but an utter joke and if anyone tried to talk about the skill of playing high level of this game, I'd just troll and shitpost them until they left.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I JUST WANT DAWNGATE TO BE BOUGHT BY SOMEBODY ANYBODY JUST GIVE ME DAWNGATE BACK STOP MAKING SHITTY TF2 GAMES GIVE ME DAWNGATE
>>335629380
This. Not sure what Blizzs idea was
>was hyped for the game
>no closed invite ever
>no invite even for the weekend shit
>now beta is over and I never got to try the game out and I'm expected to drop 40-60 without even a demo
Fuck Blizzard, lost sale for them. The open beta will be a fucking disaster like every open beta is. They're stress testing the server under major loads. They WILL go down and there WILL be problems as that is the entire point.
>>335629653
There's a guide on
If you download that now maybe you can manage to do a few matches as soon as the open beta begins, while everyone else is still installing the game
>>335630210
Nah I just won't buy the game now and I'll actively shit on it every chance I get.
>>335627736
there's obviously yellow light coming from the right
>>335629227
Indian Pharah a cute
>>335597440
>initially like tracer
>goody two-shoes and retarded
>d.va gets revealed
>competitive and cute mech pilot
D.Va. No competition.
>>335630973
Learn to read.
>>335631096
Yeah sorry didn't think you'd be shitting on a game for not giving you a beta invite, then refuse to play the actual open beta
>>335630973
>that emote
>>335631352you should see her back end during it
>>335630468
Good man.
>>335631483
Shiny
>>335631261
You mean the 3 day downtime with maybe 2 minutes of up time while the servers crash under massive weight due to the fact the open beta is a stress test?
This isn;t my first fucking rodeo anon. Any time an online game does this shit it's a disaster because the point is to see if the servers can handle day 1 levels of people. They probably need to be adjusted and will go down and you'll barely get any time in the stress test.
>>335630468
And yet the game will still be a hit, sell like hotcakes, and people will enjoy the shit out of it.
But you do you, anon.
>>335631483
>>335631661
So, why is she blue?
>>335631981
Anon you have bested me. I shall now no longer do what I said as your logic was so sound.
Oh wait, I don't fucking care. Deal with it nerdbomber
>>335631857
So instead of even attempting to try it out for yourself you're going to mope around and refuse to purchase it out of spite
>>335632081
Super low heart rate or something like that.
>>335632081
Obviously becauseit's hot
>>335632205
>Buying things without trying
You're a fool with money, anon. If you care this much you are free to gift the game to me. I am not gambling my limited money for your enjoyment
>>335632415
You can refund it at any time, prepurchasing gets you in a few days earlier before the rush since you're worried about servers being overloaded
>>335632536
Not taking the risk. Feel free to gift if you still care, anon.
>>335614024
What ate you on about sandnigger, just buy it on bnet with hamburger money like all the third worlders
>>335632081
You'll have to read the manga!
>>335632639
Like I've been saying there is no risk with either the open beta or preordering for earlier access. You're just being salty over not getting in the closed beta and it's keeping you from trying afungame
>>335618457
Its a blizz game, it will never go f2p, maybe drop to 20 during Christmas but I ain't gona wait that much, specially 60 dollars means nothing to me
I'm still shocked at how fat Mercy's ass is
why would she cover up something that pretty?
>>335589808
Can I be a hero even if I don't have a quirk?
>>335633029
>Mei's ass
MADE FOR SNIFFING
>>335633029
Are those direct rips? Seems like they're sfm models
>Much like piracy, no amount of shitposting can ruin a good game
Feels great not being a retard like these people.
>>335633029
Gotta be professional
>>335625079
i have a great and unhealthy need
>>335632905
Still not doing it, sorry. Either you can gift it or you can stop being so upset I'm not buying the game due to poor handling. There is no other end to this, anon. Not sure what your long term plan is with this shilling.
Give me ONE good reason why this shouldn't be canon.
Protip: yOU canT
>>335632536
>prepurchasing gets you in a few days earlier before the rush
Oh shit, I didn't know that. Time to preorder through Amazon. They won't charge a cent until release. Did the same thing with the SFV beta.
>>335633496
Nobody cares about you, shitlord. I'm not him, but we're basically just calling you retarded for pretending your single loss sale means literally anything to Blizzard. Fuck off already and let people who actually want to enjoy the game talk.
>>335633646
Yeah, you probably have a better chance of minimal downtime in those couple of days before the floodgates open.
>>335633556
Can Mei/D.Va be canon too please?
>>335633276
I just realized that's not a halo on her head. It looks more like a bumper someone would wear from banging their head into things too many times.
>>335633496
Well, maybe you'll get over the butthurt eventually
>>335634028
I want to impregnate Mercy
>>335634063
But she's married to the job.;_;
>>335590672
Built for love!
>>335633980
hue never looked at it that way
>>335615263
>MFW coming out of DOTA2 anything, more specifically - custom games.
You'd think that, but they fucking sperg out full retard if something goes SLIGHTLY wrong.
>Enemy leaves massive stack of creeps with low HP for the taking
>Casually walk up and destroy it all, +800 gold and like 4 levels.
>Dude explodes in Tetriminos and Russian Text, says "MY CAMP MINE" and leaves. Enemy continues to file out 1 by 1 since 4v5 is pointless.God bless customs. You can just leave instead of TOXICITY rising.
Which raises a good point:
>What's theLEAVER PENALTYon OnlyWatch?
>>335633980
To be fair she flies and/or propels herself to others. She should be wearing way more headgear.
>>335621169
>How where they supposed to know he had is ult up?
at least try man
>>335619340
>Pre-ordered the origins edition off cdkeys for 40 bucks
Did they give you a key immediately? Or are they doing the "ONE DAY BEFORE RELEASE" bullshit?
Can't ever trust key sites..
>>335634725
No penalty so far but it seems like they're looking into it.
>>335617589
sleep nug, smug :3
>>335624818
>without futa cocks
A lot. Artist love dicks way too much.
Also, where do you get all the Overwatch porn from? Exhentai didn't give me all the results I think
>>335620864
>Tracer's glossy, plump lips.
Cock twitches without fail every time.
>>335621169
>How where they supposed to know he had is ult up?
MASSIVE
ANNOYING
AUDIO
CUES
The hate over this game is great because it didn't start until they announced it wasn't free and the poor people all threw a fit
I want toshipWidowmaker and Tracer.
>>335632828
underrated post
When's the open beta if I preorder
>>335635268
>all those $60 threads
>>335635528
May 2 and 4pm pacific.
>>335620616
>Exactly two seconds of target selection, then he fires
Even with audio and visual cues, that is a really short amount of time to react, especially if you are caught in the open.
>>335614257
Reyna's only a problem because Gearbox can't into females. Her voice and character is kind and lighthearted, and her body is smokin'. There's a complete design dissonance between the manly hardass that her face portrays, and the supportive yet sassy Team Mom character that she actually is. It really sucks because Reyna's my favorite character from that game, yet because Gearbox can only design men, all of her fanart is reflective of her appearance rather than her actual personality. Pic highly related.
>yfwHIGH NOON
>>335597440
>Not having pharah being a dickgirl
We all know she is.
So is Zaraya.
>>335635730
The lower your health is the faster targeting is, say if Lucio reacted to it and ulted everyones lockon time would be like 10+ secondsplus there was a giant 20k hp shield right fucking there
>>335629380
Nah, I meant the early acces codes
>>335633675
No one said they thought a single sale mattered. You're a retard who seems to believe people only decide not to get a game because they want to damage a company. How about this, report me and get me banned or hide the posts, my butthurt shill.
Next time don't reply to the post if you wanted them to just go "You are right blizz employee it was so foolish of me to want to try a product before purchase"
>>335632081
Because if she were green, she would die.
>>335597440
Widow.
Tracer is a meme.
>>335636195
YO LISTEN UP
HERE'S A STORY
ABOUT A LITTLE GUY THAT LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD
AND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT
AND EVERYTHING HE SEES
IS JUST BLUE LIKE HIM
INSIDE AND OUTSIDE
>>335635989
Pharah is pure.
>>335634028
Why are you so mad someone is being smart with their money and why do you think you have the right to decide how people spend their money?
>>335635798
I really don't see the problem with her. She isn't a 10/10 but she doesn't look nearly as horrible as people are making her out to be either.
In fact, she looks exactly how I would expect the leader of a band of misfits to look like.
>>335590672
Reported, have fun in the pokey faggot.
>>335636395
Pure, indeed. But she still uses her backup rocket to teach little sluts like D.va a lesson.
>>335597440
>>335635989
Then I need the source for this
!
>>335636441
Her in-game model does look much better than the promotional render.
>>335597440
Nazi Angel and Ice Chink are best grills.
Flying Nigger and Dyke Brit are both B-Tier.
Vidya Chink is mediocre-tier.
Sniper and Punjabi Engineer Clone are shit.
>>335636781
SFM artists are fucking slacking. Too much tracer and D.va, not enough dickgirls.
RIOT.
>>335635609
thanks
Is there going to be a wipe after the beta ends?
>>335636441
I just don't think the looks work for her personality. The fact that I was surprised by how high-spirited she was the first time I picked her up should speak volumes about how skewed her design is. I just feel like if Gearbox had just SLIGHTLY softened her features, she would have come out looking much better than what we got.
>>335636814
This Anon gets it.
>>335589808
>want to play the more fun characters in overwatch
>they all dress like sluts or are incredibly annoying (tracer)
Yawn. Guess I'm playing Genji breh.
>Tracer and Widowmaker picking up guys at a bar
>>335637032
When in the history of betas has there ever not been one?
>>335637101
>Implying they wouldn't fuck each other endlessly.
>>335637032
Yep, all progress gone. It's all cosmetic items and player statistics though
>>335637072
>Pharah
>>335637157
There were a few of them in Heroes of the Storm but some things carried over. I think. I don't remember having to rebuy all the characters.
dumb waifufags, extreme casuals, and blizzdrones
more casual than tf2, that's a feat
>>335625232
>prairie nigger
Does she have a warcry and toss tomahawks too?
>>335637348
>No furries
>No Ponies
It's a haven.
>>335637437
Just a skin mate. She's actually Egyptian.
>>335636395
>all of the lewds of her are without her armor
is wrong that I want to see a heavily-armored girl get her crotch plate torn off and violated on the spot?
>>335637448
You forgot no BRs
>>335637730
the fact that it isnt F2P is fucking great
>>335636172
>"I never said I think my sales matter"
>calls me a shill
You're either underage, or legitimately retarded.
>>335623198
Aisha eh? What's the sauce Anon?
I just found a lewd Pharah dickgirl gif.
How can I post without getting my ass banned, even doing it with a spoiler coverup still counts as bannable.
>>335637952
link
>>335637981
Fuck it.http_://img1._thatpervert._com/pics/post/_gif-r34-r34--Widowmaker-2946063._gif
Remove the underscores. "system thinks it's spam" my ass.
>>335637101
>>335637193
Why do people do this? Do you realize how fucking stupid you sound? They're both murderers who want to kill each other. There's no teehee but they totally want to fuck because... because that's hot. That's retarded.
Fucking stop. At least ship with shit that makes sense.
>>335637448
>No Furries
>No Ponies
100/10
>No BR's
10/10
>No custom maps
>No CTF
>No Longevity
>No content that isn't Blizzard's shit they'll put out as an afterthought to Hearthstone, WoW, HoTS
>Inevitable Blizzard being liars about no post-purchase paygoy content that will inevitably divide the community, be it heroes or weapon packs.
1/10, not even fucking amused.I -still- didn't pay a dime for my Origins key so w/e
>>335637632
There was one exactly as you described with her and Sym but I can't seem to find it now sadlyhttp://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54776664
>>335638580
>CAPTAIN
>SET AUTISM TO FULL
>REDUCE HUMOUR TO NULL
>FULL RAGE AHEAD
Cunt.
>>335638592
And the lack of bronies/furries in the overwatch community is directly because of the lack of modding capability. They only swarm to games where they can actively modify every single character to be that of their obsessive desire. If not? They avoid it.
>>335638592
Those are all separate dev teams, shouldn't impact content hopefully. Not having private servers is a big letdown though
>>335638824
You're the one shipping two characters have tried to kill each other several times.
I think you're the autist. Or underage. Lel muh lesbians xDD
>>335624762
>Lena "Tracer" Oxton (Birth Name: Liam)
>Birth Name: Liam
>....Liam
>Liam
>>335589808
And remember goy. Our pocket could always use more money.
>>335638932
Stay man sunshine.
Also >shipping
You give me tumblr vibes, using terminology they'd use.
It's hardly shipping, if you go:
"Hey, x and y are both hot."
"let's have them bang, we have the power to, with SFM"
Autism is taking said character, making an F-list profile as it, and pretending to be them.
Nowt wrong with putting characters in lewd situations with each other. This has been done since time began on the net.
>>335639113
Retard
>>335639153
*mad. Fuck.
>>335639153
>autism: the post
thanks, I don't need to post anything else
>>335638932
Nobody important dies in the current Overwatch world anon. It's all friendly and PG.
Look at the reveal trailer and Alive. How many times could Tracer or Widow could have killed the other? Yet they don't. It's all dramatic pauses and eye contacts. You can see it as shitty writing or pandering to kids, some people see it as hints of some prior history between them, while others see it potential for romance. It's all for fun nigger.
And besides, what kind of homo doesn't want to see two ladies get it on?
>>335624762
Shopped, just saying.
When are they going to add a President hero?
>>335639183
Spotted the tranny. This is the faggot that wonders why the "women" don't have dicks.
Literally Glorified Anime TF2
>>335639257
Tbh, it's more autistic to get defensive over a character and anally insist on them being kept pure.
Like...
Say someone did a picture of two wh40k space marines fucking. It'd be amusing, because the butthurt triggered by such an event would be because of the Autists who'd cry over it.
Much like you, and >>335638580
Lean to unwind, enjoy a joke.
Christ.
>>335639383
Not him, but I outgrew lesbian fantasies at like, 14.
>>335639448
except valve abandoned tf2 and we need something to fill that void
>>335639413
>Spotted the tranny
For calling someone a retard when they believe that image without taking the five seconds to check themselves?
>>335639397
Reminder, a live stream of trump at NY is soon.
>>335639547
also known as the #1 online fps in the world
>>335639545
I don't masturbate to lesbians either, I need something much more depraved and hardcore to get off.
But seeing two ladies together is still pleasant to the eye, heart, and penis.
>>335639128
spent ;^)
