> this is developer's target audiences now
How do we fix this?
>>335588707
>kid are the target audience of game developers
more news at 10
>>335588707
>I think it's kind of a piece of junk
>>335588707
>that last kid
>>335588707
Wow kids today are so fucking stupid, no wonder everything today is garbage. How can you not appreciate a fucking gameboy?? "I'm gonna go back to my touch" fucking retard girl. Kids today have no respect.
Remind that this is Finebros garbage
>Kids think old things suck.
What a surprise.
But I'm sure all you fags loved black and white movies as kids.
>>335588707
>I actually like it but I also hate it
Best loli seems to understand gaming more than /v/
>>335590219
I think we all did. Shit was comfy as fuck.
>>335588707
The original Game Boy is actually a piece of shit. Doesn't even have a color screen or a backlight. And you can't even fit it in your pocket.
GBA SP Master Race.
>>335588707
>that last one
Not bad
>>335590219
Granted, I didn't watch (and still haven't) a lot of them, but Charlie Chaplin stuff are fun
>>335590219
I watched black and white cartoons as a kid, yeah
>>335590219
Finally.
Are you fucking surprised? Why should they give a shit? It existed before them and better things have replaced them.
Wow check out this abacus why would you use this I'll stick to my calculator thank you very much.
>Had an n64, then a gamecube when i was younger
>Spent a lot of time on my gameboy color and SNES emulaters because i never didn't have one
Fuck most of those spoiled rotten kids, poor fuckers have the shittiest games imaginable too.
>>335590219
I used to watch harold lloyd shorts when I was a kid. Comfy as fuck.
>>335590219
Nigga what the fuck do you know about nick at night? I watched that shit every night even day time television had much better and newer shit.
>getting excited over cheaply made, overpriced entertainment devices produced in sweatshops made by huge corporations to trick you into giving them as much of your money as possible
>ever
>>335590219
I did watch black and white cartoons. And old black and white slapstick like 3 Stooges and Charlie Chaplin. Then again my parents and grandparents gave a fuck and actually showed me things they liked when they were younger instead of just shoving an iFuck in my hand while staring blankly at their own.
>>335589915
Why would kids want a gameboy? You sound like one of those fags who buys records
>>335590806
Actually I do buy vinyl because it is literally objectively superior.
>Giving children their own smart phones and computers
>>335588707
>how do you fix the shitty mobile games industry overpowering everything
gee i dunno famalambro dude mate cheeky breeki kurwa how does one stop making the same autistic threads pro tip you dont kekekekeke
>>335590219
When I was a kid I only had a CRT that was gifted to me by my grampa. It was so old that if you tried to connect anything it would look black and white on the screen.
I spent the years from NES to Playstation playing games in black and white.
>>335590918
Got one of those little typewriters numales lug around to work on their novel too?
>>335590219
Go, and never darken my towels again.
>millennials
>>335591102
You're being retarded. Typewriters vs computer is nothing compared to vinyl vs digital.
>>335591180
>I don't know what millennials are
>>335591180
Are you calling children millennials?
>>335590219
>you fags loved black and white movies as kids.
Yep, Abbot and Costello, some John Wayne flicks, nothing upscale but good stuff none-the-less.
>>335590461
Schools in Japan still teach calculating with an abacus. Proponents of it argue some calculations are done faster with an abacus instead of a calculator and using one bestows a greater understanding of arithmetic.
>>335591180
try Gen Z, weeaboo faggot
>>335591180
It's the Z generation, you retard. You're the Millennial.
They're right, though.
Imagine settling for an Atari in this day and age. We only like thr Game Boy because we grew up with it.
All handhelds are bad and playing video games on them is unenjoyable and awkward.
Desktop PCs and home consoles are and have always been the only acceptable platforms.
>>335591180
they are too young to be millenials. Millenials is for people born between 1980 and 1999 for some reason. And yeah I have no idea how 1980 and 1990 could even end in the same category.80 feels closer to 70s, and 90 definitely already smell like the cancer of the 00's era.
>>335590219
Man, I used to watch old movies and westerns, and also listen to big band, swing, old jazz, etc with my dad all the time while growing up
>>335591180
Do some generation research and then com back with an apology. Millennials are able to smoke by now.
Granted, a good number of millennials are shit.
>>335590219
Nigga I grew up watching black and white tv shows and movies.
Still love me some fucking Bob hope or some season 1 of lost in space.
She already think like /v/
>>335588707
>two days
Generous.
>Give kids things from tne past
>They don't know anything
>Get mad
Next your going to me that giving Old people new shit and not knowing what it is is getting you mad as well
>>335590219
Nigga most of us grew up on Three Stooges because our parents and grandparents loved them so much.
>>335591303
>>335591336
>>335591430
>>335591434
>>335591475
>>335591567
Wow, literally no one cares.
The more important question being why the fuck OP was watching the fine bros.
>>335591439
This is literally what no one on this board gets. People are too ignorant sometimes. Thanks anon
>>335591968
I care, fuck you
>>335591968
so what you are saying is that you are no one? since you replied
>>335590219
>>>335590284 >>335590415 >>335590420 >>335590425 >>335590564 >>335590687 >>335590795 >>335590949 >>335591104 >>335591354 >>335591548 >>335591665 >>335591881
wowwwww sorry I didn't know I was posting on the 50 and up board
>>335588707
Fix what?
>>335591439
But that's fucking wrong.
NES games are technically old as fuck, but because of their functionality (for the non-shit games anyways), literally any age can get into them and enjoy them.
>>335592047
You care about the year you were born in? Why don't you just slit your wrists and get it over with
>>335588707
Kill yourself.
you know, if you gave a game boy to a rich kid from the 90's he'd also say a lot of crap before playing it for a while. Those videos are always flawed in the sense that they ignore kids were retarded in the past too.
You can all shut the fuck up because if Nintendo released the original gameboy today every single one of you would give them no end of shit about it. There's a reason the technology advanced.
>>335592251
NES games are archaic as fuck. Anyone that plays them does so on their phone or computer with a speed boost.
>>335588707
1/10 success rate. I think its time to do a mass recall and terminate the batch.
>>335592251
Nice opinion anon. Maybe next time you'll know the differencenter between 'opinion' and 'fact'
>Kids don't like old shit
WOOOOW DUDE
>>335590795
Get a load of this chowderhead.
>>335588707
>fuck time why do kids nowadays not like the same things I liked I don't understand
You tried OP
>>335592251
>for non shit games, anyway
you just removed over half of the NES's library
>>335592365
there's no fundamental differences between TMHT on the Nes and darksoul. The concepts are the same, it's literally just the graphics and physics that evolved.
>Shitty children whose parents force them into weird skits and stuff out on the west coast say stupid/"cute"/"funny" shit for the camera
wow
>>335588707
>I think it's kind of a piece of junk
This one is a retard.
Normal kid reaction for the others. I don't blame them.
I haven't watched the video but from the text there I'm almost certain it's scripted. Wouldn't be surprising given the clickbaity retarded nature of these react videos anyway.
"Wait a minute...you don't just turn it on and get the apps? This is how a real child talks by the way."
Give me a break.
When I was a child I knew about technologies that came before my time. I knew TV used to be in black and white, I knew phones used to look like this. And this was before I had access to the internet where I could more easily learn about history. The idea of technology evolving wasn't a hard concept to grasp. I have enough faith in humanity that I doubt it's hard to grasp for the average kid today.
>>335588707
>that girl before the last boy
She is /v/ daugther?
>>335592043
>This is a "X"
>"This is dumb, where is my iphone? I need to check facebook"
That shit is so sad, you expect kids to be at least curious or something.
>>335590219
I spent most of New Year's Eve/Day watching a Twilight Zone marathon.The silky smooth frame rate is what caught my eye initially.
>>335591242
I hope you only buy records that were recorded on analog then. If not, you're fucking stupid.
Every fucking generation bitches about how "kids these days" are so terrible.
I'm going to let you in on a secret: Children in general are stupid, regardless of when they were kids. You were stupid as a kid, and so was I.
Just let them enjoy the ignorance of childhood while they can. In 20 years they'll be bitter adults shitposting about how kids these days don't even remember Minecraft.
>>335591303
>>335591336
>>335591430
>>335591434
>>335591475
>>335591567
>not using millenial as 'born after 1999'
That definition fucking sucks and is really unintuitive
Plus the term fits so well
>>335588707
> this is developer's target audiences now
Child actors?
>>335592520
>YOURE GONNA FUCKING SAY IT OR ILL TAKE THE PHONES AWAY, YOULL BE A STAR GODDAMIT
>>335590219
I loved the shit out of 'It's a wonderful life' fuck yourself aidsfaggot
>>335589052
Yeah, he's always pretty cool about old technology. I MEAN, UMM, I DON'T WATCH FINE BROS, YEAH.
>>335592617
Thankyou.
ITT: people who'd have a fucking hernia if you took away steam/internet for a week and left them with a gameboy
>>335592617
This
>>335592527
Do you have a proper argument why it wouldn't be a piece of junk compared to modern phones and other mobile gaming devices?
These kids are being honest about it and we're looking at Gameboy through nostalgia glasses.
>>335592365
>archaic as fuck
Good design is good design, no matter what age of the medium, you underaged twat.
>>335592491
Action 52 rerelease when?
>>335590219
The Three Stooges
Laugh-In ("but that's not", aware of that, I'm making a point)
Stalag 17
Looney Tunes
Citizen Kane
Casablanca
As long as it's good, it doesn't matter how old it is. Same for YOUR FUCKING VIDEOGAMES. Some of the best ones are from the '90's.
So yeah, shove it.
>>335592289
That doesn't make any sense, why would I kill myself if I care about who I am?. Go french kiss a shotgun barrel you fucking inbred faggot and freed us from your stupidity.
What good exclusives did the original Gameboy have besides Super mario land, Pokemon, Tetris, and Link's Awakening?gbc games don't count
>>335592513
>and physics
It's hard to say they're fundamentally the same then. That's a huge, I would say fundamental part, of action games. I agree with your point, but saying that there's no fundamental difference is off I think.
>>335592401
The person he was responding to was no less presenting an opinion as fact, so it's appropriate.
>>335592491
Only half? So still hundreds of games left?
>>335592737
Typing like a literal piece of shit hipster faggot is not helping your case.
>>335592819
I wouldn't mind. At least I'd finally get shit done.
>>335592881
>That's a huge, I would say fundamental par
it's negligible when you still compute collisions with huge invisible boxes.
>>335590219
I watched I love Lucy, and the three stooges so you're wrong.
>>335588707
>black kid thought it was a taser
DEY LEARNIN EM YOUNG DONT TRUST NO POPO
>>335592847
Name me 5 Game Boy games that are still fun to play today.
>>335591439
Bitch I never had a Gameboy or a NES, that shit is awesome, if I was given a Gameboy I'd be fucking psyched
>>335590219
Jokes on you I love black and white Japanese movies.
Now silent films... Fuck that.
>>335588707
So what?
The original GB sucked dick, it's fat, has no colors and no backlight.
Is anyone here surprised kids nowadays don't like it?
I wouldn't touch anything prior to the SP nowadays, I don't feel like ruining my eyes to be honest faggots.
I wonder how much of that is scripted by the jew bros.
>>335592819
Have you seen what happens when you "disconnect" a modern teen/child from the internet for a day? Holy shit!
>>335593000
Nigga, she probably just looked down the cartridge port.
>>335590219
I still watch silent movies. Fuck you.
>>335593001
Link's Awakening
Pokemon
Tetris
Gargoyle Quest
That one RPG i don't remember the name
>>335592654
>redefining words to match your argument
Dont go tumblr levels of stupid anon, you can argue that the word doesn't fit well but tha doesnt mean you can just say it means something else.
>kids don't know about irrelevant things from way before their time
Woah I am so upset at this someone has to stop it
>>335592590
True but I'm pretty sure they write scripts for those kids anyways so I wouldn't belive these are legit reactions. Kids aren't this narrow minded, this is just on the internet
>>335592994
>imaginary
Sure m8
>>335592927
Bitch if I was a hipster I'd be joining in on that Vinyl vs Digital debate earlier. In fact, I would be sipping a vintage coffee aged with the blood of African babies or some shit while posting to a better fucking board than /v/
>>335593134
Any stories?
>kids nowadays with their stupid new bikes are killing my hobby
That's how you sound OP.
>>335593185
>how does language work
>>335592873
Wait, why aren't you dead yet?
>>335592617
/thread
Wasn't there an interview with Kamiya where he completely disregarded the opinions of a child focus group?
>>335593001
Survival Kids
Link's Awakening
Dragon Warrior Monsters
Mario Tennis
Dark Duel Stories
ITT: fags that make fun of kids who post "Like if you're X years old and listening to The Beatles!" but hate them if they find their old nostalgic stuff as junk
>>335593310
Not him but that's exactly what those fags do.
>>335592221
Or maybe you just ignored that you have to be at least 18 to post here
>>335593170
>pokemon
>that terrible inventory system
>that painfully slow walking
>worst version of tetris
Link's Awakening holds up pretty well, though.
Well it was kind of a piece of junk, even at the time there were handhelds with full color screens. But man that thing was dirt cheap and was the starting point for some of the greatest gaming series to date.
>>335592654
It makes perfect sense given that the people it describes reached adulthood after 2000.
>>335593310
You're the cancer that's going to make shit like "Cis", "Xir", "Xim" part of the dictionary.
>>335588707
>Nothing but Brown kids.
I hate this country now.
>>335588707
>people that actually play games are a minority
good
>>335593001
Link's Awakening
Tetris
Super Mario Land 2
A Link to the Past
Super Mario World
(yes the last 2 were SNES games but they were ported to the Gameboy so they count)
That last kid was so fucking based
>>335593001
Pokemon Pinball
Super Mario Land 2
Kirby
Wario Land
Pokemon Red
>>335593482
You didn't see any of the white and asian kids
Wow...
I can't believe kids these days need electronic devices to be entertained.
Pinecones were the only toy you ever needed you fucking plebs.
>This whole generational argument
This is the why the old fucks hate hiring millennials.
>>335592737
die of aids
>>335589052
that asian kid is always based in each one of the videos he appears in.
>>335593646
they are all halfbreeds and thus spics and mexicans
>>335590219
>implying Chaplin movie is shit
>>335593725
Wow look at this faggot and his pinecones, back in my day entertainment was illegal and if you were caught having fun they sent you off to the coal mines.
>>335593473
No, I'm the guy that definitions and words in general depend on how people use them, and if the majority of people start using 'millenial' as 'born after 1999' then that's what people associate with the word and it's unfucked
Too bad that's never gonna happen and I'll have to use 'millenial' as 'this vague sorta generation from about 1980 or 1975 to 1999 or maybe also later', good fucking job you retards
>>335593012
Not if you were a kid today, who has had smart phones all your life.
>>335588707
>iTouch
fuck this triggers me so much, there is no such thing as an iTouch you mongols
>>335588707
>The asian kid is the smartest
>The rest are considerably retarded
I can't not even feign surprise.
>> this is developer's target audiences now
Haha, nope. Kids these days don't actually play games. They watch twentysomethings play videogames on youtube.
t. fulltime Babysitter for several kids aged 6 - 16
>unironically posting stuff from fucking 9gag is now completely normal on /v/ and barely anyone says anything about it
>>335593838
Even the blond white boy?
>>335593338
Found it
>>335588707
No way these aren't child actors. They don't really talk like normal kids do.
Or maybe I'm out of touch.
>>335593859
It's not how that works.
It's not how any of that works.
>>335593852
Ironically the coal mines were a blast, you could get charcoal all over your face and get an awesome black face to piss off the negroes there, or you could see someone die gruesomely.
You could also get high as fuck from the fumes.
Dank mines were not even a punishment.
>>335588707
>The last kid
He's alright.
>>335592875
Super Mario Land 2
>>335588707
The last two are great.
The others can burn in kiddy hell.
>>335590219
dude it's a wonderful life was the best
>>335593294
do you see pennyfarthings now?
That metahpor was really good, anon! You're so smart!
It's okay anons.
They'll start to like gameboy when they get old enough to want to be contrarian and hipster.
>>335594124
That is exactly how that works
What, you thought dictionaries told you the absolute definitions of how you have to use words? No, they tell you how words are used in a period of time
Try some fucking googling
>>335594136
>the coal mines were a blast
heh heh you get me every time carlos
>>335593880
that's what happened when kids get too comfotable
>>335594327
Shut the hell up millennial and go back to your facebook and reddit.
Kids of the future better not shit talk GBA.
>>335590795
But that's pretty much what happened with OP's image, but the kids had the opposite reaction to yours.
>>335591424
It actually does. I can do calculations in my head three different ways and get an answer while my students are still typing shit into their calculators. I enable them because I'm not a fucking Luddite.
>>335590219
I used to watch The Little Rascals every weekend morning with my Dad, I loved that show
>>335594270
Nobody actually cares about the gameboy. This is all about how much of a better generation we are despite bringing neets, furries and weebs into the world.
>>335594483
to be fair, the GBA is kind of shit without a backlight
but if they shit-talk the SP, that's where things go wrong
Why is it that watching kids and teens react is rage-inducing, but elders never fail to entertain?
The last kid is based as fuck though.
>>335590219
I loved the Three Stooges as a kid. Well, I still do now, but they definitely taught me that just because something is black and white doesn't mean it can't be great.
>>335593275
>Have little cousin about 15 years old
>Hanging out with his adoptive parents
>Report card comes in the mail
>two d's one f
>Parents talk to him
>He gives empty promises of "I'll do better next semester.
>They Take his phone away for a few day as punishment.
>Cousin flys into autistic rage
>Screeching at the top of his lungs how its "not fair"
>Parents send him to his room
>We all hear him smashing up his room for thirty minutes.
>Stops, we think he calmed down.
>He goes into the kitchen to eat. They ask me to go see the damage.
>Wall has multiple fist sized holes in it.
>Dresser drawers all strewn about
>Clothes and old food wrappers everywhere.
>Small pile of white shirts in center look a little wet.
>He pissed on em.
>Tell his parents while hes making ramen.
>They get mad and go into kitchen to confront him.
>He heard me tell them
>Hear mom scream and dad yelling at him to "put it down" so go see whats wrong
>Kid has knife to his throat with a little blood coming out. With mucus and tears on his face.
>>335593041
I've only seen Yojimbo and some other film about a metal fetishist I can never remember the name of. Do you have any recs for other good black and white films?
>>335590219
1997fag here
4th gen best gen
>>335594483
I'm a kid of the past and the GBA was a fucking pile of garbage. The SP fixed the biggest hardware flaw, but nothing can save it from the abysmal game library.
Then again, I only bought like 4 games for the thing before I traded it back in at EB Games. THPS 2 was the best game I had for that thing.
>>335592538
Eh... As a teacher I can say you're wrong. Most of my 7-10 year olds are legitimately retarded like this.
>>335594787
Was expecting some /ss/
You disappointed me, anon
>>335594809
Enjoy your ban
>>335594965
>I can't count
>>335588707
>literally a reddit image
>no one calls it out
>>335594104
Most based man in the industry by far
>>335590918
Only old vinyl. New ones are literally just big CDs. Look it up.
>>335594263
When was the last time you saw sombody pull out a fucking game boy
>>335595052
Too bad his fanbase is shit.
>>335590219
Hey fuck you, I loved the Three stooges while growing up. Not everything old is good but a lot of things of the past are timeless.
Granted, Gameboy isn't one of those things some gameboys games could be timeless but not the technology itself.
>>335594803
Citizen Kane. Ignore all the meme bullshit, it's actually a really good movie, and if you see some older movies before watching it you'll understand how groundbreaking it was for the time with all the techniques it pioneered.
Casablanca. Solid movie with a couple of the best actors of the time. Follow this up with just about any other Humphrey Bogart films.
Young Frankenstein. Made in the 70's and done in black and white as tribute to the original Universal Frankenstein film. One of Mel Brooks' best. Tight as fuck script, great cinematography that is both contemporary (at the time) and classical. Fucking hilarious, easily one of the best comedic casts ever assembled.
Building on that, just about any of the Universal monster movies. Dracula, Frankenstein, The Mummy, etc. They're all really great. Hell, I'll just go ahead and say anything with either Lon Cheney or Boris Karloff.
>>335594965
>He doesn't know
>>335593275
Not that guy, but I'm a high school teacher at a Catholic school. Thankfully we're not completely handcuffed so I have confiscated phones. My policy is if your phone rings in class, I answer the phone. If you're playing with your, I take it for the rest of class and read your last text messages out loud. Second time, I start showing your photos to the class. Third time and I go through your browsing history. Fourth time and it's a meeting with your parents. Those that don't unlock their phones for me get detention instead. Our detentions start 1 hour after school ends and is 2 hours long.
Anyway, I had one freshman who literally wouldn't get off the phone and freaked out every time I took it from him. The first 12 days of class, I took his phone everyday. The last time, I told him I was going to tell his parents to get him an old non-smartphone and keep him off the internet. He looked like he was going to take a swing at me but then started crying and screaming hysterically and broke down. His parents followed through and he ultimately shaped up well.
Social media and smartphones are, let's face it, necessary for current social lives for most youths nowadays. But like with alcohol and food, you have to practice moderation.
>>335594803
Clerks.
also The Seventh Seal. Ingmarr Bergman was great.
>le epic 90s kids generation grows up and raises a generation of retards
Who would have thought
>black kid thinks it's a tazer
>>335594702
Who is best elder and why is it Catherine?
>>335595049
Oh no, outsiders!
Protect the memes!
>>335588707
> Blaming kids for not liking something comparatively shit after they have toys much much better.
I'm sure if i gave you a ring and stick to roll it with you would tell me its fucking stupid.
>>335591434
What doez Z generation mean? Grew up watching Dragon Ball Z? Last generation?
>>335595192
>some gameboys games could be timeless but not the technology itself.
>introduction of Nintendium
>not timeless
>>335595397
>believing garbage
Technology is never timeless.
>>335595380
I guess its just going off of Gen X and Gen Y.
>>335595210
What do I not know?
Now I'm scared.
>>335588707
Fucking kids and their computer games. They should be outside playing cowboys and indians.
>>335595049
Right, because only Reddit has the capability to take a bunch of screenshots of a Youtube video and add captions to it.
>>335590219
Bringing up Baby was and still is one of my favorite movies.
>>335595338
It's a tie between Catherine and Rock for me. I wish I had Rock as my granddad.
>>335595230
But the more important issue here being are the girls that you teach cute?
>>335595380
At the rate of how this world is going. It may be the case.
>>335590219
I watched old black and white and old french movies with my father all the time.
>>335590219
My sister and I watched The Great Dictator as kids and we fucking loved it, even though we didn't understand its historical relevance.
>>335595514
>implying playing outside in the dirt and playgrounds wasn't ten times more fun than vidya as a kid
>>335588845
It is a piece of junk
>>335594327
I'm tired of people saying this shit. That's absolutely wrong.
Dictionaries tell you the denotative definitions of words. Which don't change.
Connotations fucking change.
>>335595474
I bet he ordered GotG's soundtrack.
>>335595608
You doomsayers are so cute.
>>335595049
Only a redditor would know that.
>>335594787
>He keeps yelling to "give me my phone back"
>His father tries to get closer but points the knife at him saying he will kill of us
>I point out he is being stupid and its just a phone he won't die without for a day.
>keeps saying yes he will and how he loves more than his parents.
>Cue fifteen more minutes of this back and forth.
>Father gets pissed and just tosses to him while saying "here take ot you ungrateful you little piece of shit"
>Cousin smiles and runs off to his piss room.
>I start laughing and just point out that he might need medical help.
>mother starts pointing out how he might be autistic or something and then says she'll get a psychiatrist.
This was on saturday. Be careful with kids these days. Their nuts.
>>335595698
UNDERAGES GET OUTOnly cool STILL 90's kids from 96 can post!!!!!!!!!!
>>335595572
Of course a lot are, and the girls have to wear skirts. But I don't really think of them sexually since I think it would be using my position unethically with inexperienced kids and all roads lead to unemployment and/or prison.
What bothers me more is that these kids actually play and enjoy mobile games. They enjoy being asked to spend money to speed up progress, they enjoy having their games be interrupted by ads every few minutes, they enjoy having to wade through clones of clones of clones because copyright is not enforced on mobile, they enjoy godawful controls, they enjoy repetitive and mindnumbing slogs. We had games like these before mobile, they were called flash games and they were totally free. This is what real video games are to these kids
>>335595702
The planet seriously needs a reset, I welcome Armageddon. Humanity peaked long ago and we're slowly spiraling down into shit.
>>335590414
Game gear had backlight and color screen and got decimated by the Game Boy.
>>335595819
Ow, the edge.
>>335595763
Fucking young'an95 here
>>335594787
>>335595732
This isn't normal, fuck off with your dysfunctional family.
>>335595702
Well I do try to keep in shape for a zombie outbreak scenario.
But you tell me Putin isn't planning on pulling something insane before the end of his life.
>>335595763
You're as old as my little brother, you're the underage
I was born in 1998, ask me anything.
>>335588707
The gameboy is a peace of shit compared to what we have now, none of those games are worth playing anymore except for DQM, everything else was already a port or was ported
>>335590219
>The original: The Thing
>Annie
>The Twilight Zone
>Loony Toons
More like kids of the past didnt immediately dismiss something because it was old
>>335590219
there's a good reason why i don't watch black-and-white movies
it's because as a whole, movies are awful
>>335592590
As a child I found an old pachinko machine in my grandpa's storage shed. That shit fascinated the hell out of me. It didn't even work properly so I took it apart and managed to fix it. Man that thing kept me entertained. If a kid saw that thing today they would just throw it away or say it's broke and walk away.
The problem isn't that the thing is old and the kids are understandably so into newer things, it's their obnoxious attitude.
Sure, I didn't hear gramophones and watch black and white TV, but I can appreciate these things and the good points from them. This new generation is different, they are quick to roll their eyes and go "oh my god, this sucks! Fuck old things, I'd rather go to my iSuck".
What an irritating, bastard, mindless shitty lot these new western kids turned out to be.
>>335588707
if someone gave me an atari when I had an SNES I would have probably said something similar too
>>335591242
Vinyl is only good if it's mastered differently from the CD like Stadium Arcadium
Analog has infinite resolution but you can't hear it over noise floor.
Flac sounds better bit only if you're in you're young and still can hear high frequencies, you get a TINY bit crispier cymbals compared to V0 MP3.
You can replicate the sound a vinyl with prerecorded scratch noises and audience DSP functions made from running tones records through the medium and comparing it to the source.
Digital is God tier, but producers are shit, you can fake the warm sounds for the same reason we can do HRTF for stereo Headphones surroundsound (not that stupid CMSS3D crap) and do. PBR lighting with properties made from the original objects.
Fucking math is the shit, if only I was good at it.
>>335592848
>As long as it's good, it doesn't matter how old it is
Old games are terrible by today's standards, you can't really compare old film to old video games
>>335595786
Anon, consider where you are, and then consider that length of the skits.
You basically have your own Artificial Academy 2.
>>335595949
>More like kids of the past didnt immediately dismiss something because it was old
The funny thing is you probably actually believe this.
>>335588707
You want more games for gameboy?
kids are a mixed bag. sure most of them are fags, and this generation is "phew" as far as my faith in them goes but I raised my nephew well - made him play fallout, bioshock, devil may cry and ninja gaiden
he will turn out alright
unfortunately his sister is a furfag and his younger brother is a angry birds autist
>>335595925
No anon, it's you who is failing to realize that your little brother has grown up.
>>335595875
My youngest brother is older than you, kid.
Although I have no idea why we're arguing about our age when it's completely irrelevant.
How are they wrong? Phones are objectively better than Game boys? Ive got emulators on my phone for a dozen consoles including the gameboy.
"kids these days don't like what I liked"
Surprise motherfucker, that happens always.
>>335595660
It fucking wasn't. I loved Mega Man. Fuck going outside.
kids back then:
>closed source corporate toys that do not respect your freedom
kids now:
>handheld gaming devices that use libre drivers and software, easily moddable and upgradable if you know how
nostalgiafaggots are a disease
>>335594835
>GBA has an abysmal game library
jesus I really fucking took the 7 seconds out of my life to read this garbage, LIE of an opinion?
>>335594787
he need treatment
>>335595469
Kids born in 1998 can post here.
83' here... they actually think they have informed, valuable opinions too. It's kind of cute and sad at the same time.
Literally the only thing that's better about it is the fact it has buttons.
That's it.
The older versions of the gameboy are superior.
>>335596024
If you honestly cant read the writing on the wall and see that there has been an extremely obvious shift to Now Now Now, Me Me Me, in the last 10-15 years then I dont know what to tell you. Or maybe your just too young to see it
>>335596019
yes, yes you can. Old good games are still good. Being modern doesn't make you better by default.
>>335596180
Off the point. It's about being a cunt, which these kids are.
>>335596204
Gamefags don't use libre software especially ones from /v/. Get back to your windows.
nvrmnd kill yourself.
>>335595787
Fucking this. It confuses me that the games we played to waste time at school are the "normal" games for these kids
>>335595474
it's funny because the older I get, the less excited I am for 3D games over 2D games
>>335595675
>he still calls people "gay" when he's trying to indicate they are jolly fellows
>>335596019
Interfaces and controls have aged negatively, design hasn't.
Gothic has shit controls yet better world design than anything modern
Morrowind has shit combat, but better skills and world design than anything Bethesda has done since.
Doom has God tier level design and weapon balance because it's practically modern art in how pure and low fat in design.
Learning to appreciate something for what it does in the time it was made, and the things it did well that modernity has forgotten about, that's one of the most important things a creator can learn.
>>335596357
Yes, we all know anecdotes from obnoxious nostalgiafags comprise all of reality.
>>335590219
Except I legitimately did watch black and white shows/movies as a kid and I'm 27. I watched I Love Lucy, Gilligans Island, The Three Stooges and movies like It's a Wonderful Life and Casablanca.
Fucking technology ruins everything, fuck those kids for being born.
We shouldn't use stoves, let's just go back to squatting over campfires.
We shouldn't use medicine, let's go back to dying of easily curable diseases.
We shouldn't use cell phones, go back to using telegrams, or just verbally speaking face to face.
Cars shouldn't get better over time, we should go back to running everywhere.
>>335595934
if you could answer any hypothetical question what would it be?
>>335588707
In what way are they not right?
It was the shit in its heyday, no doubt, but if Sony or Nintendo put out a handheld running Gameboy-tier hardware today you'd shitpost this board so hard about it that the servers would catch fire.
>DURR STUPID KIDS SHOULD KNOW THE HISTORY OF VIDYA IT'S THE PRECURSOR TO THEIR PHONE GAMES
Yeah, and you should know all of Beethoven's Sonatas becausr they're the precursor to all the music you enjoy but I bet you don't.
>>335596019
>Old games are terrible by today's standards
You could not be more wrong if you tried. If its good it doesnt stop being good. The same goes with movies. The only thing that can be lost is the initial novelty of something.
>>335588845
Gameboy is kinda junky.
Advance SP on the other hand...
>Gameboy gets caught in a bombing during the first Gulf War
>Still works
>Junk
>Drop iPad on some carpet from 2 feet and the screen shatters
>Pinnacle of quality
>>335595934
What opinions do you hold sincerely but /v/ would find disagreeable?
>>335592819
Animal Crossing nigga
>>335596513
You miss the point. It's not about which is better, but their disrespectful attitude, last kid aside.
>90's kids in denial about being millennials
>Millennials (also known as the Millennial Generation[1] or Generation Y) are the demographic cohort following Generation X. There are no precise dates for when the generation starts and ends; most researchers and commentators use birth years ranging from the early 1980s to around 2000.
>>335595941
the original gameboy wasnt really about playing new games it was about playing video games at all when your mom was watching Oprah on the only tv
the games were scaled down versions of console games but it was still vidya so it was awesome
>>335594835
What the fuck are you talking about? GBA had a huge, quality library. Golden Sun, advanced wars, Pokemon, Zelda, metroid, and Castlevania games arguably had their best iterations on the GBA, and that's just the tip of the iceberg. Your """""opinion""""" disgusts me.
>>335596525
I may not enjoy, but I don't go about yapping how "it sucks".
>>335595819
lmao some people actually believe this
>>335596585
Animal crossing isn't on a gameboy.
I'd survive on tetris and sml
>>335596462
>He doesn't sing "I Feel Pretty" when he's alone at times
Come on, it'll perk you right up, you gloomy gus.
>>335596357
Nope. You're confirmation biased. The irony here is that you're probably too young and trying to be old by pretending you hate young kids.
>>335595819
>the year is 2057
>UFO crashes in large Western city
>crowd gathers
>aliens emerge from the object
>the crowd collectively gasps
>"Humans, we come to you in peace. You have nothing to fear from us."
>the crowd is stunned at the fact that the visitor speaks their language
>"For centuries, we have studied your ways and finally decided it was time to make contact with your kind."
>the alien points at a white man in the crowd
>"You there. Take us to your leader."
>the alien walks towards the man as a shrill sound resonates
>"FUCKING RACIST SCUM!"
>a fat woman with short blue hair and problem glasses emerges from the crowd
>"THERE WERE SO MANY WOMEN AND PEOPLE OF COLOR HERE, BUT YOU CHOSE A FUCKING WHITE MALE?! I FUCKING CAN'T RIGHT NOW!"
>the alien looks visibly perplexed
>others join in
>"If this is the kind of shit we can expect from you, we don't want you here!"
>"Yeah, go back to your home planet, racist scum!"
>the crowd flings bottles and paper cups at the alien
>the alien retreats to the UFO and flies home
>weeks later, Earth is destroyed by a death laser
>>335592601
I agree, but I started watching them when I was old enough to appreciate them.
>>335596541
>a bare step above a calculator and the equivalent of what would be a super computer at the time
>one is more fragile than the other???? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Who gives a shit
>>335595732
>Their nuts.
What about them?
>>335590219
I was watching Disney and Hanna banana cartoons as a kid. Shit was like 30-60. Years before my time.
Tom and Jerry Goat.
>>335596705
Ah fuck I didn't read the post right
Still GameBoys are pretty fun
>>335596462
The actual, literal definition of "gay" hasn't changed. Are you trying to prove my point?
>>335590806
Well, if they could compare the games they have on their mobile phones, they'd realize how shitty the games they play are.
I mean, I guess kids wouldn't think to download an emulator, and you can do that on phones these days, but the point still stands. Mobile phone games are total shit.
>>335594835
>the GBA was a fucking pile of garbage
>I mean, I only had four games, but I still totally know what I'm talking about
>>335588707
No one here at their age would have any appreciation for those fuckhuge computers from the 50s and 60s.
I always feel like these kids are trying to be cool by calling the stuff they show them shit, they ham it up not realizing they look like stupid cunts
>>335594787
>>335595732
>adopted crazy kid
He is truly...a Child of Rage â„¢
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aGNbl7Nx-A
>>335588707
>second to last kid
literally /v/
>>335596526
fuck man I ain't played DK94 in forever
gonna see if I can find my copy, I love that shit
>>335590128
But this is good...
Why are you blind
>>335596019
I hate you
>>335596690
The kids were sat down for an interview, handed an unfamiliar piece of old technology, and asked to provide a first impression, you fucking pisspants.
If someone sat 9-year-old you down and played you an old folk recording of Leadbelly and asked your opinion, what answer would you have given? I bet it wouldn't have been some neckbeard-fellating shit about the importance of delta blues to the development of modern popular music.
I bet you would have said "it's grainy, I can't really hear it" or "is it just one instrument? This is boring" or "I don't think its very catchy, I don't like it" or something almost identical to these kids complaints/confusion about being handed an original GameBoy with no cartridge in it.
The things you enjoyed as a kid are outdated by the standards of modern kids. Get the fuck over it.
>>335596872
>gay now means homosexual when used in daily speech and everyone understands it like that
>but somehow the 'actual, literal definition' is the same as decades ago when the word had a completely different meaning
How
>>335596948
No, YOU wouldn't have as the obnoxious little shit you were. Don't bring the rest of us down to your level, not everyone here was a badly behaved piece of shit.
>>335590920
You have no idea how badly shits fucked
>Mothers Co-worker bought a Samsung Galaxy S6 Edge for her 13 year old Daughter and the same for her 16 year old son
>Daughter goes over the fucking data cap by 2 gigs or some shit and uses data even when she's on wifi
>Son is a clutz and breaks his screen and also goes over his datacap
>God knows what they did on those phones to
>Its now common to give your child a super expensive touch screen phone with access to the internet and a password
>>335590219
Maturity is being able to respect and appreciate any form of art regardless of medium
I don't like the OG Gameboy, I think it's clunky, battery-draining and ostentatious, but I respect it because without it we never would have had Pokemon, or Metroid 2, or SML2 6 Golden Coins, or Shantae, or any of those other games that I DO enjoy.
Being able to appreciate something based on what it IS without comparing it to modern stuff is a high point of maturity. Hell, one girl in one of myHumanitiesclasses at my Uni had a lengthy discussion about her days playing Baldur's Gate, something I was unfortunately too young to experience.
>>335590219
sorry I can't reply because my type writer doesn't even have wifi :S
>People are getting triggered by kids pointing out that tech is outdated
You are all retarded, you really, truly, are.
>>335590219
>89
>Twilight Zones
>Dick van Dyke
>Leave it to Beaver
Dude Mary Tyler Moore was some hot piece back then dude.
If you dont know your history its going to repeat itself. And it often does.
>>335596774
I can actually imagine this happening.
>>335596595
I was born in 92' and appreciated vinyl, cassette, VHS and even big ass goofy telephones.
Are you SURE you're not just trying to make it a point that we're just 20 somethings making fun of teens? Because that isn't the case. This generation is literally detatched, dejected and are fed so much stimuli you cannot hold a conversation with them.
But what the FUCK do I know, not like I have 3 niece/nephews and I've observed their behavior.
>>335593834
i think it's because he's a little bit older, hes like 11 or so those other kids are like 5-8
Protip: X reacts videos are clickbait 90% staged to make a huge potential audience mad, usually something that tens or hundreds of millions people know like gameboys or a NES
>>335590219
Charles Chaplin was great, mate
>>335588707
Since we're talking about generations here, do you guys think someone like Obama is more of a Gen X or baby-boomer?
>>335591863
Except they do this already on that channel and the old people actually enjoy themselves.
>>335596948
What. Some of us actually grew up with based parentals. My dad would talk non stop about old spool computers and how they were giant calculators.
>>335597148
I can't wait to give my kid a flip-phone without a camera
fucker is going to appreciate his smart phone when he has to wait a few years for it
>>335593207
>Kids aren't this narrow minded, this is just on the internet
You're not around kids much.
I bet you think that Five Nights At Freddy's is just a meme too. I work retail and see kids wearing the "Fazbear Security" shirts and pants all the fucking time.
>>335594946
>>335592538
Its a problem with parenting really
It wasn't good when people just let the n64 or TV parent for them. Look at the suicidal fucks on this board.
At least my escapism was at home and I still had to interact with people at school, I was autist, but couldn't replicate friendship with technology, so I made at least a few.
Think of the new generation of escapist autists, the ones using let's players as substitutes for friends.
Pic related was the 90's idea of pocket escapism. Now you can jump into a hugbox from such a young age.
>>335597092
No one said they are supposed to make a fucking essay about history and culture, the last kid was just better than expected. If they said something akin to your first hipothetical impression it'd be fine, but no, they have to demean.
>>335594809
This nigga is funny.
>>335596486
>>335596760
Thats real cute, but its pretty obvious if you just take a second to look. The newest phone/computer/ipod coming out at what used to be a break neck pace is now in a kids world today the norm. Things become obsolete much quicker now, learning to appreciate what came before it isnt an opportunity most kids get unless they are poor as dirt. Things are a lot more disposable now and easier to obtain as well. Im not saying progress is bad, but the attitude kids have towards things from before their time has clearly changed in the public eye
>>335596774
>Woman steps in
>Explain to the alien the woman has a mental illness
>Alien telepathically wipes he brain before a shitstorm can brew
>Everyone else backs off because they;re most likely beta shits
I didn't have a cellphone until I was 16 and I only got it for emergencies since I'd spend time away from home by myself.
I didn't have a computer of my own until I went to college and needed one for school.
idk what the fuck I'm going to do with my kids. Probably give them flip phones and tell them if they take good care of it they can get smart phones when they're older. But then again, flip phones are sturdier in the first place.
>>335597261
I think Obama is a nigger. And I would know, as I have seen a nigger in real life at least 3 times so that pretty much makes me an expert.
>all this talk how the last kid is based
Can't you oblivious faggots even tell when a child is just spouting up fake, scripted reaction?
>>335596590
I don't really feel like there is a strong point to be made. Children don't understand the concept of respect or societal norms and to them, a Gameboy is an obsolete brick.
OP is baiting since this thread is made every week but it never fails to attract the same people.
>>335593207
>True but I'm pretty sure they write scripts for those kids anyways
What's the point in lying about the kids reaction? Would you rather them come out and spout off like they just came off the Nintendo wikipedia page?
>>335597092
Oh look. Another false equivalence. I'm done with this thread.
>>335590219
B&W Kurosawa movies were great m8
>>335597286
I genuinely liked the video of the old fucks playing The Last of Us
>>335588707
>Wait a minute, you don't just turn it on and get the apps?
Fucking christ
>>335588707
Yes it was an innovation. Doesn't stop it from being a piece of crap years later to kids who live with more advanced electronics. You're an idiot OP. Take this image you got off facebook and leave.
>>335597140
Because it's true? You are literally describing the difference between connotation and denotation. Are you "pretending to be retarded?"
>>335596648
of course at the time it was a very cool piece of tech, but expecting kids to enjoy something that no longer has anything going for it is stupid
>>335588707
shit, those turds thinks that phone game apps can compete with gameboy games.
How does it feel knowing that there are children being born right now who will look at a DVD player the same way these kids look at a Gameboy?
>>335597394
>demean
Really?
What's "demeaning"? Confusing it for a phone or an MP3 player?
One kid said he thinks it's "kind of a piece of junk" which by modern hardware standards is an absolutely accurate assessment of it. One kid said she thought she'd "get bored of it and go back to her phone" which may twist your panties but the reality is I bet in the last year you've used your phone a lot more than your gameboy so she's right
Y'all are just buying into that fucking "kids these days don't appreciate the greatest generation of [x] which is the one I happened to grow up with" shit that cycles around every generation. The way you feel about these kids talking about an old gameboy is how your granddad feels when you tell him he should really get rid of the old Zenith rabbit-ear model and get a modern HDTV with Netflix.
>>335597323
I'm 22 now and didn't even get a cellphone until I was like 18 and going off to college
It really makes you appreciate it when you get one
What point are all these replies to >>335590219 trying to make? That every generation has "born in le wrong generation" defeners?
>>335597702
Name one game on the original gameboy that was 10/10 besides tetris. That was literally the only game worth owning on it and guess what. I have tetris on my phone
i bet you all thought pong was cool when you were 9 you stupid fucks
>>335597323
Yeah. Or just don't fucking give him a phone until he's 18. You know, like what we had to deal with.
>>335591475
1994 here.
I played the shit out of my SNES and gameboy pocket. Had the translucent one and everything.
>>335597675
That makes fuckall sense
Language is only various sounds with a meaning associated to them that you use to convey a meaning to another human bean
If the meaning completely changes over the course of time then there's no 'actual, literal definition' that's absolutely correct and true of the term
>>335588707
The worst fucking part is how abysmal iPhone games are. Literally fifty billion variants on either endless runners or endless clickers. And then morons unironically enjoy it.
>>335597843
nah man my kid needs a flip-phone to call home in case of emergency, who knows what his middle school friends will get up to, they might cut off his fucking leg or something like that and he needs a phone for that
>>335597821
I will argue for Pokemon, but that may be debatable.
>>335597148
It was problaby watching HD shit on youtube and netflix, what is surprinsing about this, holy shit /v/ I thought you guys wouldn't be such luddites considering the nature of our hobby.
>there is nothing wrong with this
did people say this about pong or asteroids when kids were playing game-boys It is just not their generation.
> Like if you were a kid nowadays you would definitely want a smartphone and games I would
>>335597453
>gets called out for being confirmation biased and anecdotal
>posts a confirmation biased anecdote
I don't think the problem is giving the kids smart phones. The problem is letting them have 24/7 access to them. Didn't you guys have your parents tell you "only 1-2 hours of computer/nintendo a day!" or some equivalent growing up?
Kids shouldn't be on these devices 6-8 hours a day every day.
>>335598045
Yes and I'd cheat like a cunt to extend that to multiple times the rule
>kids think new technology is better
>neckbeards get mad over this
>>335597740
> I bet in the last year you've used your phone a lot more than your gameboy so she's right
I don't have a phone.
>>335588707
You don't. Like our fathers the things we hold dear are old and clunky in the eyes of the new generation. Face it /v/, a lot of us are simply out of touch with today's youth. It's not a bad thing, it's just the way of things.
>>335597972
iPhone got Duet, Super Hexagon, They Need to Be Fed, Canabalt, Impossible Road, Shift, Jelly Car... I mean there are games on there worth playing.
I'll even go for Angry Birds as being a game totally worth playing, despite it being beaten into the ground by shitty spin-offs and endless imitators (and yes, I am aware it itself is just a rip-off of earlier tower-destroying flash games, but still)
>>335598161
But they're MEAN! And hurt my feelings!
>>335598037
new products coming out at what used to be considered a break neck pace isnt anecdotal, its fact.
>>335597740
>I bet in the last year you've used your phone a lot more
But I use my phone to speak to people. Not to use social medias and play flash games all day.
>>335598161
it's the cunty attitude that gets me
like I wasn't about to sit there and listen to my gramma's record player when I had perfectly good CDs, but I didn't make it sound like gramma was stupid for owning a record player
>>335590219
>not being able to appreciate both the old and the new
>>335598349
Holy shit, get over yourself.
>>335598384
And yet you post one of the biggest cancers of last gen.
It doesn't matter. It's the fate of everyone with a genuine stake in something to watch the idiotic general population pollute a good thing with their overstated investment.
>>335595520
Wanted to post this.
Good taste, anon.
>>335597740
I've used my phone to shitpost on here and that's about it. The only game I've played lately on it is the DS port of Dragon Quest 4 and that's only because it has party chat now.
>>335597323
So you're looking forward to completely ruining your friend's social life and making him the laughing stock of his school?
>>335598045
The biggest issue is the if the parents can build up a close relationship with their kids, the toys don't matter that much it is how involved the parents are, some people have the patience/skill to do this, most don't, it has always been like that.
>>335598349
None of those kids is being "cunty"
Do you completely lack a basic understanding of social interaction? Like have you never talked with a 7-year-old? They don't have a grasp of how a statement they don't find offensive might upset someone else. It's simply too advanced a verbal trick for someone that age to speak politically
More to the point, that you even COULD be offended by a kid saying a Gameboy sucked , with or without the requisite level of diplomacy, is sad as hell, man
>>335598523
Must be weird being black and giving a shit about stuff like this, like the white person at the counter cares.
>>335598045
no, they certainly didn't, they were far too busy to regulate my computers. i like to think this is why i have a complete lack of urgency when it comes to deadlines, and a total lack of respect for work, because i could just fuck about on the computer instead, and nobody would care bar me when i need to deal with the repercussions.
>it is a /v/ gets triggered by 7 year old kids episode
I am so fucking scared of having a kid now with my wife.
Most kids are getting more and more legit autistic now in my shit third world country now.
I dont even can imagine how i would deal with the fucker if he wanted something along the lines of a smartphone or how i could not let him use the internet so he doesn't become fucking autistic as i did back then.
You niggers could say that "hurr durr good parenting fixes that" but that is bullshit, sooner or later the kid will need to go to school and the other little fuckers will have influence on the kid and he will want to watch Lets Plays and have crazy expensive phones and that kind of shit.
How the fuck do you protect a kid from that shit.
From getting the Sanic syndrome, from becoming autistic as we once did.
>>335598774
Don't make the same mistake and let him be a nerd and play video games? Make him go play sports and become a chad?
>>335592563
She qt as fug.
>>335588707
>i kinda feel sad for the people in the past
>>335598648
I'm honestly perplexed.
It's like this incredibly ignorant mentality of thinking that other people care as much as you do.
>>335597821
gargoyles quest
zelda
mario & wario land
probotector
castelvania
kirbeys
mario picross
metroid
mega man
ninja turtles
kwirk
dragon warrior
kid icarus
Go back to your phone and play all the 11/10 games
Your youth has come and gone, anon.
its time to stop being angry at kids for being born after you
>>335594327
>Does this mean I should be smug when I pay with a one hundred dollar bill.
>>335598774
Give him a dumb phone.
>>335598934
She is right, the past sucked.
>>335598959
now your son hate you for being the "weird one" of his class all because of you
pack mentality is strong specially on lesser minds
>>335599005
>she
>[born after 2000 rhetoric]
Shouldn't you be listening to Justin Bieber right about now? After all, he's much better than Frank Sinatra, right?My brother who is 10 years older than me gives me shit for liking the classics.
>>335588707
>How do we fix this?
Stop buying handholdy consolized kiddie shit. Birth rates are plummeting globally, there's more adults than children and the first generations that had access to video games as kids are now in their 30s and 40s. Send a message.
>>335598774
You have to realize that the parents your complaining about do not talk or teach their kids ANYTHING. So they learn from other retarded children or the internet and become selfish and hateful. To stop it, you just have to give your children some experience and knowledge because they literally have zero.
Being a good parent is more than just being called a parent.
This thread sure is video games!
>>335588707
>implying the Jew Brothers don't tell kids what to say
>>335593870
>have an 9 year old niece
>visiting their house and watched over her while half brother and wife stepped out
>was bored while she was off playing on her phone
>found an old Sega Saturn while looking around
>hooked it up to see if it still worked
>it did
>only game I found was Nights
>played a little
>nieces comes in curious what I was doing
>ended up letting her play for a good hour before parents game back
>she thought it was fun
it was a magical kind of feel.
She also really likes pokemon because half brother let her played Pokemon Red once
>>335599173
>le bieber maymay
>that spoiler
Wew, lad.
>>335599280
fuck anon, i've already fapped today
>>335590219
Watched a lot of movies with my dad when I was a kid in black and white, mostly movies from the 1940s and 50s. The humor back then was so classy and cleaver, it's a shame what people today find funny.I miss you dad, the pain still isn't gone
>>335590219
Charlie Chaplin and Laurel & Hardy fag.
>>335599401
>The humor back then was so classy and cleaver, it's a shame what people today find funny.
Literally born in le wrong generation.
>>335598959
>>335599149
Your kid would become the kid who is bullied into submission because he has a shitty phone and no friends because of it.
>>335599387
then don't fap dude. you dont have to fap ya know?
>>335590219
>>335592221
>Gets BTFO
>removes the goalposts and installs a basketball hoop
Nice going, you fucking retard. Never in my life have I seen a person miss the point so badly.
The difference between our generation and your generation is that we were raised with respect. Your generation is raised with social media so you think it's appropriate to behave this way.
>>335590918
Bait? Digital is perfect.
Vinyl is lossy and prone to distortion through temperature and wear.
You can "prefer" vinyl for the snaps and crackles but dont kid yourself.
>>335588707
>kids don't know about some toy that came out decades before they were born
Wow what a fucking travesty. These children should be set on fire for their ignorance.
>>335599539
That game was hard
>>335599539
ok, but just because there was battletoads
>>335598045
also
letting them go over their data limits is just stupid parenting, considering they have parental controls set up in these phones. Same goes for them blowing money on freemium crap, though I would never have a credit card attached to their phone, and only use gift cards.
>>335598125
yeah, guilty as charged here too.
But the point is my parents would make me actually stop playing after a while and make me do other stuff or go outside.
>>335598617
no, because he'll still have a phone to text people
you don't need to take a million pictures of yourself, and there will be a computer in the house to allow facebook and shit like that, he doesn't need it in his pocket at all times
>>335595098
not him but i saw an old black guy on the L with one
>>335599340
>da j00s!
Clearly you don't have children nor have been around them. It's very difficult to have a kid recite verbatim lines since they're literally kids. That's why there's so few kid actors and why most of the few kid actors there are fucking suck
>>335599471
>dude LOL smoke weed
>dude sex and boobs and stuff
>PHTHFPHTHFPTHFHHTPHFPTHF (fart sound)
>dude farts and stuff
Yeah, no, give me Groucho Marx any day over Seth Rogen.
>>335599471
Don't know where you drew that conclusion, I just find a lot of the humor back then much more palatable.
Maybe your just looking for any opportunity to drop some memes?
>>335599376
You're the one making broad statements. I thought that's what were all doing now. No? Just you, then? Oh, okay.Fuck you, Swing is MOAT
>>335599553
>I was taught respect
>Calls someone a fucking retard
Something doesn't add up.
>>335593000
trips
>>335599857
I was taught to respect people who deserve it, faggo.
>>335590219
One of my top 3 favorite shows growing up was The Three Stooges. You really should have picked a better example.
>>335599173
>9fag edgelord found
>>335596078
>furfag sister
explain
>>335599946
Those are some hot meems, friend. May I borrow them?
>>335599368
is she cute?
>>335598774
i feel you crowbro, atleast we came to the point of being self-aware and realise that this shit that we do is not going to do us good in the long run
But what if your son becomes something akin to the current bronies, or furries, doing shit like clopping, that form of autism is ireversible and you can pretty much give up as a parent
>>335599857
Respect for elders, not the retard generation that would come later.
>>335599149
oh my god nobody fucking cares what kind of phone you have
High school is not as shitty as you people remember it
>>335599783
>dude generalizations LMAO
Are all defeners like this?
I am legitimately interested of how would these anons perform as parents now.
Implying you geta gfand time later a kid, having to work more than 7 or 8 hours a day, how would you raise your son?
It's sad that Gameboy games are objectively better than any mobile game
>>335600127
But elders are the retard generation.
>>335591180
Millenials are the people who were born in the 90s right? These kids are too young
>>335599539
>>335599763
>>335600175
I wonder if I could fap to the original of this.
>>335598774
transcendentalism is the only way
>>335598774
H o m e s c h o o l
>>335600254
80s and 90s, yes.
>>335600254
80s and 90s
>>335598774
>>335600065
put them up for adoption or beat their fucking ass every time you see them doing cringey, autistic shit
beat the autism out of them
>>335600180
what do you even mean by this
all gameboy games are better than any mobile game?
oh well its b8 anyway
>>335600175
>implying sheep aren't ten times better
goat vaginas a shit
>>335600240
My elders didn't make a nigger the president, so they're all pretty smart in my books.
>>335593081
Haha are you a fag or something? oh wow! hahahahahah xD
>>335600332
>>335600358
i refuse to believe this shit, millennials to me are anyone born 2000 or later, i.e the new MILLENNIUM. dont know how the fuck some eggheads decided millennials were born in the 80s, twenty years earlier.
>>335600329
Didnt chris chan homeschooled and then sent to middle school?
>>335600369
And now your kid hates you and probably with the norm society we have in, you are going to probably going to jail
>>335600369
can't spank kids anymore, you'll get CPS called on you and go to fucking jail
>>335595380
Last generation, because of this retarded trend of mutilating their genitals and pretending to be the gender they aren't.
No more reproduction.
>>335600469
>your kid hates you
if he's an autistic brony fuck, why would i care?
>probably going to jail
you are right about that one, christ.
>>335593001
OG gameboy fucking blew
The Color though?
Wario Land 3
Shantae
Link's Awakening DX
Pokemon Crystal
Metal Gear Solid
Oracle of Seasons
Oracle of Ages
And that's just a few
>>335591715
kek
>>335600545
>probably going to jail
>you are right about that one, christ.
Sad part is, violence can traumatize a kid or rise him right.
My dad whopped my ass so fucking hard one time that he set me right away from stealing and lack of respect for the elders, but god damn i was afraid of him for almost all my childhood.
>>335598774
I took out my nephew for some camping trips around the country occasionally when he was young and he turned out pretty alright. He met a lot of people and saw all sort of different things and circumstances, but at the core of it kids are still energetic little shits who'd love to climb trees and play with stones on the inside, no matter how passive they may become with a phone on their hands. You just gotta give them an outlet and the chance to show it.Right now he's finishing highschool and wants to become a photographer instead of a doctor, and his parents blame me for it.
>>335600445
>Majority of people say thing
>No, this is what it means
Kids these days are typically called Gen Z. Do you wanna know the truth, though?
The idea of generations is stupid, and made up by economists and sociologists, so that companies would pay them to do "market research". You are generalizing hundreds of millions of people. It will never be very accurate.
>It's a "today's kids aren't good, unlike my generation, which is the greatest generation ever" episode
>It's a "the greatest time ever to grow up in was conveniently the time of my childhood" episode
Fuck you /v/ and get some damn self-awareness I am sick of this shit
>>335590219
I loved twilight zone, outer limits and the three stooges as a kid faggot. Still do.
>>335600395
No, they only managed to vote for GWB.
>>335600927
The same cycle has been going on for more than a century. Reminder that bikes were considered degenerate when they were invented.
>>335601094
dubya did nothing wrong
>>335601205
What if every new generation is worse than the previous one? Wouldn't that make it true?
>It's another the newer generations are wrong and stupid for not liking my old stuff episode
wow, what a suprise.
>>335601273
that would mean people from jesus christ era to be superheroes with magical powers.
oh wait.
>>335601205
>The same cycle has been going on for more than a century.
Aren't there quotes of philosophers from ancient Greece saying the exact same shit
>>335601273
Worse is subjective. There is no scientific measurement for quality, only subjective measurements. As the old measurements die with the old generation, a new generation creates the new standard.
>>335600927
The 90s was the best decade to grow up in and I can give you several reasons why:
1. Video Games existed, but the internet hadn't evolved to the point where online multiplayer was feasible on consoles, couch multiplayer was a thing.
2. Had all the cartoons of the past (Looney Tunes, Scooby Doo etc) plus awesome new ones from Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, Fox Kids, the WB etc. Cartoons started to suck around 2001 or so.
3. Technology was at the right point so that people still went outside and rode their bikes instead of staring at a cell phone, but modern conveniences still existed.
why is this eceleb shit allowed
why does it have 400 replies
delete /v/
>>335601636
i'll delete your mom
Let's be honest.
An iphone or android is light years ahead of a fucking game boy.
A fucking game boy is a piece of shit.
Let's be honest.
It's shit.
A game boy, game boy color are trash now.
>>335601590
I can find reasons why the 60's was the best era, or the 20's or post WWII or how the reinaissance was the best era.
grow up and read a history book.
>>335601636
You cant devide zeros by zeros! XD
>>335601771
>I can find reasons why the 60's was the best era
Not that guy but why haven't you done it yet faggot?
>>335601590
>he doesn't remember how great was to not wait one day to download a 122p quick time 10 seconds porn loop
>he thinks internet back then was even good
>he thinks the only way to get porn was buying cheap yellow newspapers
>only the rich kids had consoles
fuck off
>>335594803
>some other film about a metal fetishist I can never remember the name of
Tetsuo the Iron Man?
>>335601979
>the world unites to fight the evil goverment
>the era when being a hyppie was good
>drugs were legal
>eras of fun civil unrests
>first synthetizers in music (mind blow)
>the beattles
>LSD being legal
>you could make a decent living without having to get a college degree
>jobs
I see you faggots claiming how baby boomers had the best era.
>>335593473
Cis IS part of the dictionary
>>335591180
90% of /v/ is full of and act lumike millenials
They cant even use the term wrong
>>335602424
millenials have the worst job prospective and salaries ever.
but yeah, I guess those games when you're a child were great.
I guess the next two decades being horrible won't matter.
but yeah, you're a 90 kid.
>>335601590
Blah blah blah materialism blah blah blah
And /v/ has the nerve to call people ( (a few years)younger than them for being spoiled and shallow
>1998
>mostly broke until 2013, rarely got games for myself and replayed stuff
>regretted missing out gems of 6th gen, mostly played flash and ps2 shit that wasn't stuff like DC, ZoE, etc
>older brother has starfox on emulator, enjoyed it
>retarded so didn't know how to find shit until '10 played online ones like Kirby
>eventually start collecting shit I missed out over a period of time on ps2 and various emulations.
I regret everything about my life. Might as well end myself now
>>335600927
True.
I find it funny when /v/ spergs over how kids today are glued on their iphones when they themselves gloat over how fun it was playing a GAMEBOY during road trips and family dinners.
Hypocrites.
>>335603240
playing gameboy improved your vidya skills, sitting on instagram and normiebook trading memes and pepes is cringey fucking autism.
>>335603314
>playing gameboy improved your vidya skills
>sitting on instagram and normiebook trading memes and pepes is cringey fucking autism.
Are you implying that one thing is better over the other?
>>335603240
>during road trips
the problem lies where?
>>335590219
You can't be this american.
>>335603464
My point is that /v/ would probably do the same thing if 'millenial technology' was invented earlier.
>>335603458
what the fuck do you think you retarded aspie
>>335603632
eh, phone gets boring quickly on a road trip, but I'll admit to playing my 3DS on every trip I've ever taken
>>335590414
SP stands for small penis
>>335603651
I don't follow.
You're implying that 'playing vidyaz!!!!' is such an important life skill like Fishing, Cooking.Hunting etc.
>>335603906
when did anyone bring up fishing, cooking, hunting, etc.
take your autism meds kiddo, you aren't making any sense
>>335598186
You hit the nail on the head.
>>335603940
>you aren't making any sense
I guess my point flew over your tiny head
>>335590414
My nigga
>>335593258
>I'm too hipster for hipsterdom
>>335604182
what a surprise, the autistic child is a weeaboo.
>>335604467
>Calling someone weeaboo on 4chan
This is where you have admitted defeat
>>335592654
probably the same person that makes fun of 90s kids
>>335604669
ok weeaboo
LOL SO RETRO '.'
>>335590219
Are you fucking stupid? The Twilight Zone was legitimately my favorite TV show when I was 13. My grandfather and I watched it all the time since he had the tapes.
>>335588707
>2 and a half decades old
>no color
>still has better controls than your touchscreen """""games"""""
Gameboy 1, stupid kids nothin
Go play another endless runner dipshits,
>>335592221
Don't you have remedial math homework to do?
>>335595974
well the GB and GBC are pieces of shit, if it was a SNES they were shitting on things would be different
>>335604310
Kek
![1959-10-09 - TOS S01 E02 - One for the Angels.avi_snapshot_01.49_[2016.02.07_07.34.38].png](https://i.imgur.com/iIeZeS8.png "1959-10-09 - TOS S01 E02 - One for the Angels.avi snapshot 01.49 [2016.02.07 07.34.38]")
>>335597819
That he's wrong. Keep moving those goal posts. You don't have to be a contrarian to enjoy materials from previous eras. Is classical music only for hipster retards? I'm pretty sure most people that like that sort of music don't even use the internet long enough to know about your autistic reasoning behind why what they're enjoying is bad.
>>335597740
I like how my family doesn't have any of these issues and has always embraced superior technology, even my grandma uses a small embedded linux device for her TV. We all recognize that the only reason things are any better is because of technological advances but literally everything else has gotten worse.
Games haven't really developed as an artform, so I still play old games but I dream of non retards developing games again so we can actually take advantage of tech advances.
>>335588707
>There are people ITT who are actually replying seriously to this thread
wow that is really something else.
>>335588707
How do you fix corporations choosing a demographic entirely susceptible to advertising who have two probable fat slabs looking to shut up their entitled little shits of offspring with the cheapest, smallest screen possible OVER a demographic that runs off neetbux and plays the same game for more than fifteen minutes?
You don't. The market runs largely off of poor impulse control and while children aren't known for having it, damn near every parent is a parent because they don't have much of it in the first place and now they're being beaten down by cries of, "JUST ONE MORE MICROTRANSACTION AND I'LL GIVE YOU A MOMENT OF SILENCE MOMMY."
You can't fight the system, kid.
>>335594803
I liked M (1931).
Face it, gameboy was kind of bad.
>>335606249
That's a great argument there, lad.
>>335594803
The General.
>>335588707
asian kid saves the day
>>335606249
kind of bad compared to what? it was the one and only, there was no other option. playing kirby on that thing was fun as fuck.
>>335590261
I have that phone, it's fucking based as hell. It's not a phone for a 13 year old girl or a retarded 16 year old.
>>335606249
wasn't kind of bad, it had other priorities, yeah, competition had more powerful machines, but in a handheld it was more importante having a 20-30h battery life with those graphics than having a 3h battery with home console like graphics.
>>335588707
>How do we fix this?
Make phones phones, not shitty touch handhelds.
>>335610508
Fuck off regressionist.
Just because you think you're cool because you used a razr back in the day doesn't mean technology today isn't the shit.
>>335590219
I watch old westerns every day. It is way better than the CG crap they put on now. Ends up good story telling trumps stupid graphics every day.
>>335597367
>It wasn't good when people just let the n64 or TV parent for them. Look at the suicidal fucks on this board.
Oh man.
>>335594124
CGP Grey go away
It also rhymes
>>335598231
>Jelly Car
Oh, my nigga. That shit was the bomb.
>>335605109
What goalposts did I move? His argument was that most kids would rather watch stuff that's in color instead of black and white. I don't see the point of all these anecdotes.
>>335605303
>but literally everything else has gotten worse.
Please explain.
>>335611116
I honestly can't tell if these posts are ironic or what.
>>335601257
Except 9/11. -_-
>>335612104
And these people were saying that it's false. You want an actual survey? Is the sample questionnaire being filled out here not good enough?
>>335614481
>And these people were saying that it's false
It's false because some anons said so?
>>335592538
>When I was a child I knew about technologies that came before my time.
me too, and I'd love to believe that newer generations are the same but unfortunately they aren't.
My mom is teacher and her kids are literally retarded. they are blank-state humans who know absolutely nothing.
>>335614945
>My mom is teacher
>is teacher
>and her kids are literally retarded
Checks out.
>>335592660
this, fuck any retard in this thread that thinks any "react" video isn't utterly staged
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