COME TO ME
WHO WILL CLEANSE THE BASTARD'S CURSE
>>335539225
A HAHAHAHAHA
>>335538920
I hate those fat fucks
>>335538920
>Can stagger an Abyss Watcher easily
>Can't stagger these fat fucks
That Miyazaki touch.
>>335538920
so do they follow aldrichs cult of the deep? or what do they preach to the mindless hollows?
Is it possible to get that big spiked hammer of theirs?
Ive killed a fuckton and nothing
>>335539354
So obviously based on Mozgus. The hooded executioners even make an appearance in DaS3.
>>335538920
Easily one of the most annoying enemies in game complete with a full on taunt package.
Horrifying
>>335538920
>mfw got hugged for the first time
Did not see that coming what made it even better it was after they smacked me with a book.
>>335538920
Are these supposed to be a throwback to fat jesters?
>>335538920
B A S T A R D S C U R S E
>>335539642
I actually just got one, yeah.
>>335539646
>tfw getting hit by the bible thump for the first time
>>335539642
Yes, Spiked Mace. Got it in cathedral.
>>335538920
I wanna fuck her
>mfw you got the 'hug'
The clanking of her iron hammer is frightening.
>>335539878
Do they drop from the ones in undead settlement or am I wasting time?
>>335540419
I got mine in the cathedral, I don't know if it will drop in the undead settlement or not.
>>335539734
>we both meme
I'm fucking done for the night. see you tomorrow
>>335540175
Not nearly as worse as the mimics with their hugs.
What was his problem?
>>335540620
I thought that you can break chests like you did in DaS 2 and ruin the weapon so I had to manually opened every single one of them and restart if it was a mimic.
Then I know that you can hit normal chest just fine.
Fuck.
>>335540620
>mimics ninja kicks
HA HA HA
>>335540778
He didn't make the cut to Bloodborne.
OOOOOOOOCCCCEEEEEELOOOOTTTTEEE
>>335540809
..you can look at which direction the chain is facing or just sit and stare at it to see if it breathes retard
Hey
>>335540130
I'm glad I'm not the only one
>>335540778
He's a fusion of the Darkmoon Knightess and Lautrec, his devotion and love for Rosaria became downright obsessive and he decided he wanted her soul.
It's also pretty interesting he brings it to Gywnevere's chambers, as if he's trying to revive her as she was. Rosaria is kind of an interesting character too, in my mind she's Gywnevere and the Fair Lady.
>>335541167
pls go
>>335538920
Can you get that armor?
>>335539646
The fat angels reminded me so much of that executioner guy with the wheel
>>335541363
http://darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com/Evangelist+Set
>>335540130
>that chin beard
>"her"
does anyone else get that weird lighting effect when they move? Especially on Irithyl.
video related is the closest I could find to the bug:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlg4C0_3fUM
>>335541167
>this is what Vordt looks like beneath the armor
>>335540778
Waifufag
>>335538920
That fucking 360° stunlock attack.
>>335541528
>Forehead hair
Wax that shit mah nig.
>>335541519
They also remind me of Azan.
>>335541363
it actually just got the shirt. its got about as good of stats as the knight armor, and about the same wight
>>335541565
Turn on AA or downsample
>>335541634
[citation needed]
from software has gone full sjw
got all this genderbending bullshit, the female player character model wears underpants with no armor on
and the female enemies like the evangelist are fucking ugly as sin.
Meanwhile in dark souls 2 you got the hot desert sorceress
>>335541728
Azan is obviously Siegmeyer/Siegward
Righteous and strong but pretty stupid knight guy.
>>335541909
You're a dickhead. Go kill yourself.
>>335541528
priscilla a cute.
>>335541909
Low test
>>335541829
>>335541841
>I can't put two and two together
>>335542010
>that disgusting unibrow
>fat cheeks
>literal freak
No
>>335541909
>the female player character model wears underpants with no armor on
This isn't loverslab you fucking moron, of course the protagonist is going to wear clothes when no armor is equipped
Only cucks play as women anyways
>>335542083
Yeah you really can't since Bort's body is a result of the Pontiff, not Oceiros.
>>335539623
the guys with the cages on their backs are directed by the evangelist women to collect people to feed to aldrich, mostly
>>335541782
but it is on. Not sure downsampling will work well with my setup.
>>335542206
>Only cucks play as women anyways
>>335541565
>>335541782
>>335542391
I'm actually thinking my card might be defective now that I think about it.
>>335542083
>Twisted dagger favored by the wretched, failed prisoners of Irithyll Dungeon.
>Crafted from a feeble tailbone, and seen as a sign of the dragons. Their screams are oft heard inside the dungeon, as they naively mutilate their unworthy flesh.
They're failed dragons, not boreal beasts
>>335542549
are they artifacts?
>>335542674
yeah they kinda flicker when I move around. Looks find when standing still.
>>335541725
I think its kinda hot
>>335541909
Did you forget about the tranny coffin in Dark Souls 2?
Who is the best boss and why is it Vordt?
>>335541634
Vordt is just a fat guy. He stands on all fours because everyone would complain if most of the bosses walked on two legs.
>>335542549
I have the exact same thing
Does anyone else also have hugely noticeable chunks that load into the game?
like sometimes the game just forgets a piece right in front of you, like part of a wall
I never ever saw that in the other ds games
>tfw no Dark Souls boss inspired by The Count
>>335543094
Covenants demon
>>335541565
Are you fucking retarded.
That's light reflecting combined with aliasing due to lots of edges.
transparent aliasing is likely playing a role too.
>>335541167
Found this dudebro today. Instantly killed it to avoid getting cursed with the ugly
>>335543182
it looks like shit
>>335543352
It's fucking normal, depends on the game and a multitude of other things.
There's a bunch of curves which basically count as edges in terms of aliasing so you're seeing tons of aliasing in a small area with reflections.
>....
>>335541565
>>335543182
>>335543352
>>335543449
Same guy here, not the video poster.
It's also possibly an LOD issue, you need to alter the LOD bias combined with shadows, try that.
It's been ages, I don't remember exactly what to do, but you know what to search for now as it could be it.
>>335543818
Found out you could get a critical hit on these guys by stabbing them in the fucking throat. I always felt bad because I start beating the fuck out of them and they never seem hit me. Just a chill crystal lizard that's trying to play :(
There is one of these fatties behind a locked door in the itythil valley and I have no idea how to get to that area. Can anyone give me a clue? Ive searched that place up and down and cannot find the way to get to that area.
>>335541565
>>335543182
>>335543352
>>335543449
>>335544069
May also want to try enabling this in your drivers - Negative LOD bias.
Set it to Clamp when using Anisotropic (which you should be)
>>335544132
>>335543818
You can trick him into falling into the elevator shaft
>>335538920
COME TO SWEET HENRIETTA
>>335540397
The game becomes survival horror when I hear that shit.
>>335538920
Why do they finish their sentence even when you kill them? Really takes me out of the game.
>>335541234
I swear Rosaria is Gwynevere.
>>335541137
I genuinely feel bad for all the dragon-fags in this series. They never catch a break.
>>335539354
Actually that's closer to some of the clerics after Pontiff. They look exactly alike
>>335544259
Past the first fire staff dude and to the left
>>335543030
>He hasn't fought the heavyweight champ
>>335545413
>Fire
>Against a Dragon
>>335541167
I kill these motherfuckers without question, hostile or not. They are the only thing to give me the real heebie jeebies.
help me with my edgelord /v/
>>335538920
These are the only enemies so far that I do my best to go out of my way to avoid.
>>335539740
Same. I had to get a safe distance and stop for a second, I was laughing so hard. She hit you with a fucking Bible, man!
>mfw I got Bible thumped
>>335545875
what's his name? If it isnt Shadow stabber or Blood wolfblade you can abruptly fuck off
>>335543080
He's an outrider from boreal valley
they all became awful and bestial thanks to the gaze of pontiff sully
>>335540979
That's pretty funny
>>335545875
Edgelords have pale skin dude
>>335546730
I was going to name him darkblade with some x's thrown in but Blood Wolfblade is great.
>>335540587
At work today, a 16 year old part timer was studying from her binder and the front had "MEME QUEEN" written across it in sharpie along with some /v/ memes.
>>335546809
oh my fuck
>>335546024
They're really easy, man. They only have two-hit combos max, maybe a book smack thrown in. Smack them, roll away, and wait for them to ignite themselves and wail on them.
>>335539354
I know this is such a reach but
The fire jester guys in Demons Souls laugh exactly like the Blue Whale guy from the Berserk anime.
Jailers are fucking bullshit
Any of you have any cool or silly ideas for builds? I just finished my first run and I want to start up another character to get a different ending and play the optional areas.
mfw never been hugged or bible thumped by fatty
in 4 playthroughs.
>>335541137
What was his problem?
>>335538920
I had no idea if you guys are talking about demon souls or if this is a completely different game
>>335546809
That's some scooby doo shit
>>335547139
Did I miss something what was he even talking about?
>>335546809
source? saw a smaller gif before, if a webm exist there must be a video
>>335541634
Vordt looks like a normal person under the armor. The rings Pontiff gives his outriders makes them act like beasts, which is why he's on all fours.
>>335546830
How about this?
>>335547342
After turning into a dragon, he went mad and thinks his child is still with him.
>>335547562
Now he looks like a clown. Ditch the red hair, go black
>>335547691
>>335547139
This stopped being funny the 50th time.
>>335547342
The Consumed King wasconsumed by his dragon obsession, and went crazyhe's talking to his dead/missing third son
>>335547778
>>335547879
It's also possible he's not crazy and the baby is actually there. Remember Priscilla. Half-dragons can turn invisible.
>>335546878
you should of asked her if she wanted to hear some dank memes and then raped her
>>335541167
I killed that thing just so it would shut the hell up.
>>335540620
Throw a charm at it to make it fall asleep, ez beatdown
>>335547804
yeah this looks a lot better
THIS DAD'S FINISHED!
>>335547934
So he smashes the baby on the floor in his second phase?
Shiet, nigga
They really fucked magic in this game.
I have no idea if I should jump for joy or weep.
>>335541519
Logarius wheel n bloodborne
That man catcher pole in das 2
that hood like greyrat in das 3
even the weapon is similar to a smaller version of the one infantry wields in das3.
>>335539642
One of the best STR weapons
>>335548226
he's fucking crazy either way, mang
>>335540620
nah I can fuck off away from the hugs, those roundhouse kicks are what I'm afraid of. Literally watched my host take a foot to the face from across the room and get one shot. Just laid on the ground after that.
>>335538920
Is this a male?
It doesn't seem hollow
>>335547039
Make a female wanderer and beat dancer early to get her armor and fuse her swords. Looks cool as fuck, currently my low level co-op buddy build
>>335544713
it's their ghost talking to you
>>335540809
you can use a hunter charm (the item that negates estus use) to make a mimic sleepy, you will be able to take the item they hold and you can smack them couple of times to wake them up but they wont stand up.
2 charms are enough to kill one before they can even attack
>>335546809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNl5M5o7i5c
>>335547846
>making fun of this guy's fav boss
>she cries that it's not funny
Anonymous forum little girl, stfu and enjoy
>>335541234
Dude, he fucking went to Anor Londo because that's some mad throwback shit to Lautrec, what logic is there beind rosaria being gwynevere
>>335548785
That's the problem, it stopped being enjoyable after being spammed in every single thread.
>got the Hunter's ring
Ok that was a cute reference
WHY DO THEY KICK SO HARD
>>335543081
Like that?
I recently happened to me. Everything was fine before.
Oh, dear brotha...
I am on my weh.
>>335549302
Yeah.
I notice it happening a shitton
>>335548751
>paint me like your dragon girls
You guys were not kidding about this boss.
Seriously wtf?
>>335549604
Can't bully the Sully
>>335549604
Step 1: lern 2 parry
Step 2: use dragon shield to tank his second form
>>335549604
First boss in the entire series I said fuck it and brought an NPC with me. Every single time I fought him he never stopped attacking. Getting behind him was impossible. So fuck it.
I can't understand why they broke poise in this game. Completely worthless stat now.
>>335549271
>wildly swinging your sword around
shaking my head family, to be honest with you
>>335549738
>his second form
Aw fuck
>>335548150
if you havent finalized it yet, you can add eyeliner bruh.
>>335548226
nah you can still here the baby crying occasionally when you hit him
>>335541528
The things I would do to her.
>>335549735
kek
>>335540620
>>335540620
>mfw the mimic solo the fire Demon in the Catacombs of Carthus
>>335549828
Poise is in the game and works exactly like DaS1its just turned off.
>>335540419
Yes, I can confirm this
>>335544279
>>335544069
thanks friends, I'll try that.
I had turned antisotropic off because someone said it might have been causing it
>>335547039
Havel shield PvP.
>>335540419
They do, best place to farm is that one above the Dilipidated bridge bonfire, you must've passed it the first time you reached it.
The weapon itself is pretty fun desu, make sure you get enough END to swing it 3 times (only need a tiny amount for the third) or 2 times + roll. The WA is pretty good for PvP, make sure you mash R2 after pressing L2 to get the followup strong attack that actually does damage.
>>335549604
Wait until you meet the Champ.
>>335548357
this is what its like every time i run into this spin to win bullshit
>>335550360
I beat the champ in 2 tries but Pontiff took me about 12. I think Pontiff was good training for future humanoid bosses.
>>335549604
He's ok. I don't even remember how I killed him, didn't even parry because it always got me killed.
>>335550360
Any webms of his movesets? I beat him the first try and feel like I may have gotten lucky because people say he changes movesets and stuff.
>>335550619
not nearly as bad as hellkite, I beat the game without ever bothering to finish off that motherfucker
>>335549604
I beat sully without parrying or rolling,I used the black iron greatshield, and was blown away by how great a fight he is. When he pulled out his phantom and I realized I could use his buttbuddy as an advanced telegraph of his next attack his fight become 2meta4me, literally got a headrush when I beat him
>>335541519
Not to derail the thread but this one of the coolest moments in the manga.
>>335550526
>grapes fighting each other
STOP THIS
WE MUST WORK TOGETHER TO KILL THE HOST
>>335550619
You can LITERALLY one shot this boss
>>335545398
Is champion gundyr the undisputed master of shoulder slams.
>>335547039
2shield
2whip fuck boy
left handed guy
a goofy weapon like the pitchfork
acid cloud (if it still exists)
99 luck
>>335551124
That and superkicks.
>>335546809
>Zoinks
>>335551152
Acid cloud does in fact exist. You learn it from Cornyx.
Never tried its effectiveness, it probably casts too slow to be of any use, and even if it doesn't it's probably still not that great
>>335538920
So I'm not the only one who wants to cum deep in that thing right?
>>335547039
Greatshield runs
Demon fist
>>335551295
COME ON AND SLAM
What did they mean by this?
>>335545875
I'm going to make girahim with that hair
>>335548357
What is that red phantom even seeing on his screen???
>>335548879
Sun princess ring states Gwynevere had many daughters, Rosaria is clearly not human. Her soul (should you not return it) can be transposed into one of the miracles associated with gwynevere in DS1. Dancer's soul also does this, and her story states shes from the "former royal family".
>>335551295
Is that unveil?
>>335548879
>what logic is there beind rosaria being gwynevere
>mother of rebirth
>>335550902
Still think the hard feather armor nonsense was the coolest shit ever
I'm at irithyll still throwing fire orbs. I have 31 fucking int and I want to make use of it. When do I get the better spells?
>>335541148
praying for someone to write a mimic doujin
>>335552298
It's been done.
>>335552048
>>335550902
"and if you ever meet god... tell him to leave me alone!"
>>335552248
Did you find Orbeck ?
>>335551897
But it's caitha
>>335552428
literally who
fuck did I miss an npc?
>>335552410
pls link
>>335552423
*tips fedora
>>335552248
You don't sorceries suck donkey cock, soul spear costs one quarter of my fp bar and do half the damage of my chaos fire orb, with costs around 1/20 of my fp bar
>>335552482
Sorcery teacher that you find in Crucifixion Woods. You give him scrolls and get new magic from him.
>>335552482
Apparently I missed a fucking billion.
>>335539734
all of her attacks are slow as fuck.
>miracles are shit
>sorcery is shit for the entirety of NG
>pyromancy is shit
>heavy weapons are shit since poise is apparently non-existent
>shields are shit
What isn't shit?
>>335551124
His insta-shoulder tackles really pissed me off. The kick was manageable, because it had a comparatively long wind up time and telegraph. Shoulder tackle comes out in a fucking instant, cover an obscene range (like 3/4ths the range of his fucking halberd), and can come out of like, 3 different attacks. Fuck that specific attack.
The halberd pommel uppercut combo was also pretty annoying. I absolutely despise attacks that you can do literally nothing about if it connects.
>>335552619
>>335552591
OK I meant pyromancies not spells
>>335547027
their giggling is hot though
>>335552482
That's why you don't do your first / second run with spells, because souls game have hidden NPCs and you can majorly fuck yourself out of spells if you don't find the one pertaining to your build.All three basic spell vendors are in undead settlement, Orbeck is an odd case but comes only a bit later.
>>335552778
I didn't think pyromancy scaled off int. I thought it just had base damage and was increased by upgrading your pyro flame
>>335552778
In that case you need to find Cornyx.
>>335552746
>since poise is apparently non-existent
but the great machete hollows seems to have a load of it
>>335541528
>Priscilla is currently dead and assimilated into whatever aldritch is.
Just end it all.
>>335552746
Dark Sword and Black Knight's Glaive.
>>335552746
I saw a phantom take off over half of the storm king's health bar with one spell
>>335552746
Pyromancy seems pretty great. Just saw some dude destroy Nameless King in seconds with chaos fireballs at a fairly low SL.
> Yfw you killed a bunch of priests in catholic regalia and got a small doll depicting a young squire for it
Dear brother
Rise, if you would...
>>335552887
Oh it does. Yeah it takes both faith and int
>>335552897
I did. He wont take one of my tomes. He says I'm not sad enough. Fucking cornyx
>>335550526
I do this all the time and just make people fight
>>335552746
ur waifu
>>335550914
naw
>>335550914
I think that's the npc purple drank
>>335542549
>standard rendering artifacts
>MY GPU MUST BE DEFECTIVE
I fucking hate people like you.
>>335539354
It's almost as if they both looked like fat priests.
Crazy, right?
>>335553091
There's 4 pyromancy tomes, all four of which you have access to currently. Cornyx accepts two, an NPC you find in the Irithyll dungeon accepts the two others.
So, what was your reaction when you found pic related?
>>335553296
Ah I C
Then my retribution should come soon
thanks senpai. I don't really want to google it because the wiki will provide more info than I need (spoilers)
>>335553328
>wtf is this?
>>335553328
I was supposed to have a reaction? Was Loretta someone I'm supposed to remember?
>>335553328
I founded before even seeing Greirat
>>335553328
Honestly expected it.
>>335553328
Is there another use for this rather then just giving it to thief-bro?
>>335538920
>fucking lunge my xbox huge sword up her fat ass
>doesnt even flinch
Still not nearly as annoying as the dogs.
>>335553328
I have ADD and couldn't remember who the fuck Loretta was supposed to be. And since you find it before you find any ash, I thought I was supposed to bring it to the shrine maiden.
>>335548496
NOTHING
PERSONNEL
KID
>>335553480
give it to the crow for an item
>>335546878
Whelp
>>335548357
playing on american servers.webm
>>335552431
maybe she's Gwynevere too
it is a mystery
in all seriousness though what makes you think that? I'm interested in hearing theories
>>335553328
>Oh, that sucks
>It's not a key item, I wonder if I can trade it with the crow?
>Shit, why'd I do that, now I can't continue Greirat's story and all I got was a shitty ring of sacrifice that I'll never use
>>335552746
>I don't know how to build anything
It's not a coincidence if you find that everything is shit. It's because you're a shitter.
>>335548496
Just like one of my chinese cartoons
>>335548357
>F-fast!
OCELOOOOOOOOOOOTTE
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
>>335552980
She is alive and well anon
>>335552980
She's not dead, Aldrich was absorbing Gwyndolin's memories, and Priscilla was included since he was thinking of her in his last moments. That's why you just get an "illusory scythe", not the real Lifehunt Scythe.
Whatever imperfections Gwyndolin had, his last conscious thoughts were of his elder brother's daugther.
Since when do Mimics laugh?
I don't remember them giggling in the other games.
>>335553328
>find random bone in the undead settlement
>magically know it was Loretta's and give it to Grierat
What the fuck
The player can know because we can read the name of the item. How would the Ashen One know? God damn it from.
>>335541528
Nice render.Does it come with a body for... purposes?
Getting my shit pushed in by Nameless. Might just say fuck it.
>>335552757
That's why his name is Champion "FTL Shoulder Bash" Gundyr.
He's a beast. Note how he uses his strength, speed and skill alone. No magic or powers.
>>335549138
>>335549324
Shit, there are shinies in this game? Where can I find a Master Ball?
>>335552285
Sometimes I think rolling should be just a tiny bit worse than using a good shield. Is taking a fifth of damage without suffering from stagger too much to ask for?
>>335553959
They always laughed in 1 but I don't remember if they did or not in 2
The yawning is pretty new though. Made them cute
I feel like the gameplay would be 10x better if enemies actually could bump their attacks into walls just like players. This applies to ALL dark souls games, imagine if Smough/ornstein could recoil attacks off the pillars, for example.
>>335549738
>he needs to parry to kill this shit-tier boss
K.E.K
>>335540809
das3 took like 3 hits to break shit in chests
>>335548723
>killing a mimic after using the charm
For what purpose? A little bit of souls?
>>335552980
Consider this
>When you talk to Anri at the Cathedral of the Deep, she makes note of how you both must've "just missed" Aldrich, as he has departed for his "true home".
>Aldrich does not properly fight you himself, rather, uses Gwyndolin like a puppet
>Lifehunt Scythe Miracle describes Aldrich dreaming of a "pale girl in hiding" as he feasts upon Gwyndolin
>Yorshka is clearly unaware of Gwyndolin's demise
Basically you walked in on Aldrich as he is digesting Gwyndolin, a vulnerable state that didn't allow Aldrich to just fucking eat you like, y'know, the countless other Undead and Gods.
>>335552837
>Hidden
He is just a shitter. I havent missed a single item or npc or convenant so far. I am very through when exploring.
I also happen to be in arnor londo after 50 something hours, but my point stands
>>335551824
That miracle was specifically taught to maidens of Gwynevere. Leonhard may have knew this relationship and saught to make a "new" gwynevere figure
>>335545875
why is Leon a ginger
>>335553694
>running out of memory
Another nana disappeared.
>>335551813
lag+broadsword = OP
>missed Unbreakable Patches
>missed Onion Bro
why am I shit at discovering things, /v/?
>>335554249
How did Alderich manage to foul up the entire interior of the castle with his sludge in such a short time
>>335554317
I missed Orbeck because I didn't walk on a very small ledge, out of the way and hidden in foliage and rubble. Didn't matter anyway because the prick wouldn't talk to me. Asshole got something against retards.
The other NPCs are hard to miss, except Karla.
>>335553485
>dogs
>annoying
Please. They literally don't attack you. They just jump around you and all you have to do is lock them and spam the light attack
>>335547039
99 luck build with hollow infused weapons.
Vigor/str/dex build with two handed weapons that have the poise skill.
>>335554538
>mfw I didn't get emit force because I went to the dungeon before speaking with Onion
>>335553406
>>335553526
>>335553390
>/v/ in charge of completing a simple quest without a reminder checklist besides them
>>335552980
Priscilla may be dead, but she's likely not eaten by aldrich. Lifehunt was a physical property of priscilla, aldrich doesn't have lifehunt, only an imitating miracle.
>>335554183
>he doesn't exclusively parry and roll
Spotted the shitter.
Parrying is the coolest mechanic from this game.
>>335547039
Fisticuffs, infused with magic. Muscle Wizard
>>335539549
Abyss Watchers have been the only boss in the game I could stagger at all.
What the fuck?
What part of Berserk do you think Miyazaki will take inspiration from for the DLCs?
>mfw a Sea God-esque area that's full of horrifying flesh monsters and giant cells
>>335554570
Did you see that gross ass motherfucker in the intro? Remember, this is an ordinary man that consumed so much, became so corpulent and bloated with souls he became a disgusting sentient ooze. All that sludge basically was part of him. He wasn't teleporting around, he was fucking swimming through that gunk.
>>335554819
You can riposte many of them if you hit them enough in a short period of time.
>>335541909
You haven't even reached the dancer yet you casul.
>>335554732
It's also the most useless. By the time you wait for a mob to attack, parry his hit and trigger the animation I've already cut through 3 of them.
>>335552746
>shields are shit
With enough stability they are a godsend
You just need to roll more than before
>>335554732
All I did was roll because I'm too shit to capitalize on the all or nothing parry.
>>335554959
oh goodness
>>335554679
Something clearly happened to the Painted World. In DaS1 it had those bird monster things, and now in 3 we've got bird monster things out in the actual world with scythes that have item descriptions claiming they're similar to the lifehunt from the painted world, plus Yorshka exists.
Considering it was just a painting maybe it just fell apart with age, or got fucked up when the rest of Anor Londo went to shit.
>>335543081
>>335549550
Haven't had that happened, definitely happened in ds2 though, maybe a tad in bloodborne.
>>335546809
>literally from facebook
>>335554819
I've staggered and got a critical hit on
>Champion Gundyr (Willing to bet Iudex is staggerable)
>Nameless King's Dragon
>Nameless King
>Lorian, Elder Prince
And perhaps 2 or 3 others I can't recall right now. The thing about staggering bosses is that you have to be glued to their ass with attacks. Else their meter will quickly reset
>>335554881
Hadn't considered that, but then how would she miss such a huge creature entering the castle from her tower
>>335555051
You're in it.
>>335554518
OH YEAH
What the fuck was with that guy? I thought that might go somewhere eventually. Maybe I should go check on him.
>>335555109
I did it to Yhorm as well.
>>335540073
I can hear his laughter as he closes the gate on his own men
Who here hype for the new Berserk anime in JulyThe CG doesn't look that bad
>>335555203
I think he's just there as a hint about how to get to the Mound Makers.
>>335555051
The painting may have collapsed or something, causing anor londo to turn from a Sunlit/sunless capital into a boreal valley, you do need a doll to cross into it now after all.
>>335554629
>They literally don't attack you
Play the game.
This webm pretty much sums up my pvp experience as invading.
Gwyndolin, Yorshka and illusory gwynevere threesome doujin when?Dancer doujin when?
>>335554518
>>335555203
Read the blooming green blossom
>>335555442
seriously, they act so fucking smug when 3 of them beat you to death.
I gave up on being honorable because of those little shits, I'm a straight up dick now when I invade.
>>335555442
I'm so glad poise was removed!
>>335555170
That's a fair point. But we also don't know how exactly Aldrich moves around. He could've straight up teleported, gotten aid from the Pontiff, or Yorshka is terribly inattentive while she quietly sits in the timeout chair.I'm kind of imaging the Pontiff distracting Yorshka with hand puppets while Aldrich squeezes into the castle
>>335555430
no u, their first animation is to jump around you. You're a fucking shitter and should consider ending your life.
>>335555442
>Get summoned
>Host has one or two other phantoms
>Get invaded
>Gank the invader
>Feel bad
>Drop "I'm sorry" carving
>>335548357
HE'S FAST
>>335555170
She didnt miss it because she isnt a watcher. She is prisoner there, not a "captain as she believes"
Sullivans soul says "Sullivan aprisioned the lest descendent of the original divine royalty in a tower to be consumed by Aldritch"
If we didnt arrived that time, she was the next. She never stood a chance against him.
>>335555442
>put red sign down in belfry
>summoned by same guy twice, each time had 3 phantoms
>get fucked
>after the second death, I see him gunning for the boss fog
He actually needed 3 other people to babysit him through NK. I just felt bad for him.
>>335550914
FOOL! GRAPE DOES AS HE PLEASES
>>335549604
>kill him on third try
>getting fucking wrecked by the soul of cinder
I don't understand
>>335555442
that's what you get for parrying, it's karma.
>>335552746
>since poise is apparently non-existent
They forgot to turn it on, there is some video and testing on reddit about it where they change the value from 0 to 1 and it actually works like regular poise.
>>335555803
>3 blues
Maybe in a thousand years.
>>335555803
>no untrue life ring host of embers
>>335555765
Sounds like you just got your ass handed to you and are just desperately trying to bad mouth him.
>>335555906
i've gotten 2 blues at the same time for a single red once, that was fun.
>>335554978
Parrying fodder is like killing a fly with a sledge hammer. It's an option that has its place for tougher enemies.
>Once again I have cut a worthless object
>>335555937
I just admitted I got bodied by 4 guys. Sorry I made you look somehow worse, bud.
>>335555442
>not charging up a strong attack that would unleash right when the elevator arrives at the top
>not going absolutely ham on the small doorway as a chokepoint with attacks or magic or even parries
>backing off like a bitch and letting them rush into the room
still would have lost but not like a turbo bitch at least
>>335548879
Leonards questline + you get her spells from her soul
>>335539549
I don't know why but I had an easy time killing these guys. At least the first one I run into.
Super easy to stunlock with longsword. Run away, dodge magic and mace, rinse and repeat.
>>335555906
I've been saved by a blue once or twice, but never summoned to action myself when I put on the covenant.
Do you need to have your ember restored to get summoned to defend players?
>>335538920
I find these uncomfortable because they actually speak English.
Even the enemies in bloodborne who spoke English were still basic shit blaming you and all hunters.
This English these ladies use is far darker and makes me uncomfortable
>>335556010
Fucking magnificent
>>335546942
It's a stock sound effect, forget from which library
Mimic laugh can also be heard in Spore
>>335556098
no, there's just not enough people in the way of blue covenant because all the shitters want to praise the sun or be grapes or something.
the only thing you need to do to be summoned is be in an area you can drop a sign and have the covenant equipped, if it's blinking it's working.
>>335555726
>Well shit, it is true
>>335556014
Looks like you got called out and are desperately trying to bad mouth me.
You shouldn't turn this into a habit. It's really silly.
>>335552514
http://exhentai.org/g/814588/ef1cb04a97/
the sandworm girl one is the best one though
>>335555109
My friend staggered Iudex the first time he played, but didn't know about ripostes
>>335556249
I hope you ended up beating Nameless King. Lothric Knight Shield is pretty useful for the lightning resist.
>literally a bible thumper
Goddammit, Japan, you either make western religion look goofy as hell, evil as hell, or 10x as awesome as it really is (which is to say, not very much)
>>335541909
Nah, japs are just closeted homosexuals.
They've been introducing gay shit in their games since birdo.
>>335541909
Lol considering anri is the opposite gender of you no matter what I think you're really just looking for shit here m8
>>335541528
>Tfw priscilla was going to be the MiB/EH/Doll/Firekeeper for DS1 but that ended up not happening
why must all good things go wrong
>>335556606
No she wasn't, she was going to be like Oscar, before Oscar's storyline got cut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MR6G0spCNA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UcGfrJ2-5E
These two are my favorite that have come out so far out of the terrible pvp in this game.
>>335556393
Nah sorry I just equipped my havel armor, my lightning res ring and raped his ass with my 2h sword, got him on 3rd try.
Shields are fucking useless.
>>335541167
>someone put 'wretch ahead, vision of ring' in front of this guy
>killed him, no ring
>a minute later realize what that guy was trying to tell me
>pic related
>>335555726
she knows she's a prisoner
>>335556810
Shields in this game is pretty much greatshields or resistance specific for bosses. Anything else for blocking is a waste since the stability is so low and monsters do 12 combos that completely fucks you over.
>>335556010
That's fucking great.
What rings are you using?
why is every humanoid enemy in ds3 some kinda tall gangly lanky fucker?
is the ashen one a manlet or something?
>>335556480
>10x as awesome as it really is
that would be really easy to do if you actually knew about it, you godless heathen
>>335557038
bloodborne assets
I want the firekeeper to sit on my face.
>>335540809
I just use a single throwing knife to see if it'll take damage.
>>335557038
>why are descendants of the Furtive Pygmy short
>Pygmy
>>335552746
>Shields are shit
You haven't fought someone twohanding a greatshield yet have you
literally unbeatable, 3x worse than fighting rapier users
>>335547039
Double whips, bust some lips
>>335557038
Every main character in the Souls games is smaller than most of their foes.
It's a manlet's power fantasy.
>>335545478
Fire is still going to hurt when it's stabbed in your FUCKING EYE
>>335538920
WOO HOO HOO
>>335557191
is it viable against bosses
>>335554492
>implicting implicative implications
>>335546809
>boy I'm sure glad were in there and he's out there but what I wanna know is, where's the pontiff?
>>335555895
>They forgot to turn it on
Holy fucking shit that's a new level of incompetence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EaoGYbK0fo
PC master race always here to call out shitty devs
>>335557113
>not the Maiden
>>335557191
Sacred flame goes through shields.
>>335557361
>2gb
you're computer is shit
>>335551608
How's the witch hair whip? Thinking of doing a whip run.
>>335549604
>summoning London phantoms and anri and watching them fight.
Was pretty fun untill they all ducking died horribly and I had to fight a buffed boss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koCVr5mg6mw
>he linked the fire
yes... YES... good goyim
>>335557038
They're supposed to be the same size as you, just made bigger so they feel more threatening.
>>335548496
>>335548357
Still find it hilarious when host/invader is getting roasted and all of sudden his connection goes to shit and he gets free moonstabs on everyone in the party for an easy win
>I needed to seed that Naruto torrent anyways, hehehehe
>>335556787
>top video
>cheese build
>parry fishing
>still crystals out when guy heals
dude honor lmao
>>335557068
Well if you're talking about the Old Testament, yeah. Modern Christianity is just a bunch of a feel good bullshit, "it'll all be okay in the end as long as your heart was in the right place. jesus will forgive you". Remaining fire and brimstone evangelicals aside.
>>335557608
>implying sacrifices don't have to be made
Nothing is free anon.
>>335557608
FIRE ISN'T FREE ASHEN ONE
>>335548208
YEW PLEBEIAN RAT
>>335557676
>>335557707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTzp0TSjl6o
>>335557608
>not extinguishing the flame and passing the rest of the age of dark alongside the qt firekeeper
>>335556787
>no death star
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7SAF-So9Pc
Ahh you ignorant slaves. Finally taken notice have you?
>>335557626
Some people use lagswitches to literally flip a switch to turn your connection to mush so you can decimate your enemies
>>335550526
>100% camo index
>>335557841
Great bossfight
>that babyslam
>that phase 2 frenzy
>>335557376
WHAT THE FUCK. why is no one talking about this?
>>335550610
Ditto, I'm about to face him in ng+ but had no issue the first time around
>>335548140
Same for me. Thing is massively annoying.
>>335551295
Surprise leap attacks are the best
>red is winning when a blue lands on him for almost 1k damage from the top of the Aldrich Faithful ladder
host played that like a champ and baited the red to stand under it knowing that sentinel get a marker to the enemy's location
>>335546809
oh that shits funny
>>335557376
kek
Poise DLC incoming
>>335557920
I wish more boss battles were like it, closest i came to enjoying bloodborne on PC.OCELOTT
>>335557665
>what is the Book of Revelation
keep on saying it's all "feel good bullshit"
>>335552285
>host and phatnoms climbing up ladder
>backstep off the top and plunge attack them all on the way down
>I land gracefully at the bottom unscathed thanks to kitty ring
>host and phantoms go splat seconds later
underrated ladder strat
>>335554249
Nope, pontif fed her to Aldrich, then he got burned.
Says so in his soul or sword description, something like that.
>>335555895
>>335557376
Are you fucking kidding me?
>>335557361
>2GB VRAM
Anon pls.
>>335555220
Yeah, if he kneels down after nailing him in the face with Stormruler it's a free crit
>>335551295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX51T-EipOo
>>335558320
Would that work? My plunge attacks only actually 'attack' when I hit the ground.
>>335558451
>>335558202
>>335557951
Poise works fine but it works in tiers. Those tiers being 20+ and 70+.
>>335552285
Why did they have to make dragonbros into hungry skeletons?
>>335545875
You not trying hard enough.
>>335558257
>Implying most Christians don't ignore that
>Implying most churches ever even fucking touch or read from the Book of Revelations
>Implying most Christians even fucking read the bible
I don't think you realize how youth friendly and hip Christianity is trying to be nowadays. They know it themselves, Christians typically aren't converts, and "born agains" are usually crazy people trying to bury their past. These days, Christians are most often born and nurtured into the fold.
And yes, there are still Christians out there who preach in terrifying ways and speak of the "One True God" and all that. But they are a minority.
>>335555895
>>335557376
Pretty sure it's intended. Poise works during hyper armour moves and with shit like perseverance. This is just setting it to always be on.
>>335558598
then you've acknowledged my first point that people just don't know the religion.
gg no re
>>335558551
oh god, anon please, you're provoking me to do unhealthy things to myself
>>335558553
[citation needed]
What the fuck was his problem?
>>335558763
Play the game.
>>335558674
You do know I'm not the original anon, right? If anything I was agreeing with you in the original reply and more so pointing out the anon you replied to probably only had a cursory knowledge and was referring to New Testament teaching.
Not every conversation is a contest, mang.
>>335554959
I fucking love that swt. The long flow head things make me feel pretty. I haven't used anything else since I got it and I changed my load out to get below 70 since I was wearing lighter stuff and don't feel like putting points in to raise my equipment load.
>>335558839
I don't know but he's fuckin' annoying, still haven't beaten him.
>>335558839
I kicked that faggot over the edge, fuck his weeb shit
>kicks could be parried until a patch ago
FUG
>>335548280
>Logarius wheel n bloodborne
Like most of the supposed Berserk inspiration found in Souls games, a lot can be attributed to history itself rather than just Berserk.
Take for instance, the Logarius Wheel, it could've been wholly inspired by the Breaking Wheel/Catherine wheel torture device, which was sometimes used as a bludgeoning weapon. Elements in Berserk could've been a few concept artists' initial inspiration, or first exposure, which could've lead to actual research, or brainstorming with other artists (who may have had little to no exposure to Berserk). My point is, what's seen in the Souls series shouldn't be solely attributed to Berserk. It should first be taken at face value and looked into for historical relevance. We don't know what inspirational art/photos the artists scouted and it's a pity to see art pidgeonholed by a hasty correlation.
Immediately turning to Berserk is like postulating that the game Dante's Inferno's sole inspiration was Wayne Barlow because pluh...
>>335558839
Literally gatekeeping newfags.
>>335555442
>estoc
opinion
discarced
>>335558849
Keep your bullshit to yourself.
>>335558546
It should, I did that just today as an aldrich faithful
hit r1 a couple of times on the way down to make sure it registers
>>335558546
forget to mention, it works better with longer ladders
>>335558930
I should try that, I have force at least. By the way, how late game can you get wrath of the gods? Because force is kinda shitty unless you use the talisman WA and even then not everyone's dumb enough to get right in your face when you use it.
have we seen the symbol that appears on the knight shield (generic starting knight armour) anywhere else before?
it seems strangely familiar...
>>335558957
Wear better armor.
>>335558839
He wanted to test your steel
>>335559140
Lordaeron.
>>335558668
Yeah exactly, that happened in the past, then he got burned for the fire.
Either he came back for yorshka or because he feels at home there.
>>335559145
Everything between fashion souls and havel does not matter armor wise.
>>335559008
Bullshit, I jumped down the Aldrich ladder with the cat ring and fucking died.
>>335559101
WotG is in Irithyll Dungeon/Profaned Capital. Have to take a path from Profane Capital that'll take you back into the dungeon. It's in a cathedral looking building in an area surrounded by a toxic swamp filled with a bunch of those skeleton centipede things.
>>335558941
I know what you mean, it pissed me off in that comparison picture when it basically said cages, monster babbies, and Iron Maidens were invented by Berserk
>>335559248
Armor does matter. Poise is what doesnt, but theres a clear different from wearing the ragged clothes that Master wears to Knight set to Havels and not just the weight alone.
>>335559145
If you're going to spew random bullshit on stats you're going to get called out on it, deal with it.
The facts are poise is disabled in the game right now.
>>335557665
Modern Christianity is so shit.
But so was older Christianity, when the Catholics were pulling all their crazy shit out of their asses instead of their bible.
When was Christianity not shit? It seems to always be practiced too severely in either direction.
>>335559331
thanks bruv, I'll keep an eye out for it
>>335559227
Lordran? That should be long gone by the time of DaS3, I guess maybe Lothric uses some of the same symbols and has myths based on old Lordran, though, so maybe he's a generic low-ranking guy from there.
>>335556010
How the shit do you do that?
>>335559421
I think he meant the warcraft place.
>>335559451
Move set on dancer's blade is constant spinning as long as you have stamina to fuel it.
>>335554859
The boat.
You know, that boat.
>>335540979
lmao
>>335559421
Well anoru rondo still stands so maybe lordran isn't as gone as you think.
>>335559403
It's not. You get stunned out of sacred flame really easily in rags, not in armour. Poise is in, just not passively active.
>>335555726
>>335556243
That soul description refers to Gwyndolin, not Yorshka. That little pissant chapel is not a cathedral.
>>335559406
If you've been keeping up with Squidwards side quest, he gives you emit force at some point so you can get that to tide you over until WotG.
>>335559495
Am I doing something wrong with that move? Regular attacks do good enough damage but that spinning attack is weak as shit.
>>335556243
>gwyndolin trapped in cage
>black muck slips between bars and consumes him
Jesus Christ, one of those things that's fucking horrifying and we'll never get to see it.
>>335559242
I don't think your understanding the sequence of events. Aldrich did not begin feasting upon Gwyndolin until mere moments before your arrival. The "last descendant" in Pontiff Sullyvahn's Soul's description is referring to Yorshka, imprisoned at the highest point in the cathedral of her own namesake.
Aldrich had not an inkling of who Priscilla was until he began supping upon Gwyndolin's soul. I'm not saying Priscilla is alive, but it's unlikely she was devoured by Aldrich.
>>335559392
there's about a ten percent difference between the knight sets and full havels, and 10 percent is nothing, so no, you're wrong.
>>335558563
I assume it's because the old powers are dwindling in strength, and dragons are among them.
>>335559571
People really need to start paying attention.
They obviously meant gwyndolin.
>>335559639
You can make the Lifehunter Scythe Miracle with his soul, I think that means he ate Priscilla.
>>335558839
He's a sword master
You can summon him for the watchdog and THE CHAMPAlthough why would you summon anyone but Lion Knight Albert for doggo
>>335559639
But Priscilla and Gwyndolin were already eaten by the time you kill Aldrich. How else could his soul create the Lifehunt Scythe?
>>335559594If you listen closely during the fight you can hear him screaming still being partly aware of what is happening to him
Would not wish his fate on my worst enemy, it's blob tier of horror.
>>335555601
What are the chances that Aldrich also ate Aldia?
>>335559404
It was never not shit because, like so many other religions in Europe and that general area, it was derived from another. Christianity is basically the European version of Egyptian religion, in which a vast majority of gods were condensed into one.
>>335559587
>Am I doing something wrong with that move?
It's got split damage but not as bad as before the patch i think, ask the /vg/ general they might have more insight into it.
>>335559594
I'm going to enjoy a lot more killing Pontiff and Aldrich a lot more when I finally get my copy
>>335553328
Heavens, she was already dead...;_;
>>335559761
The same way you create a lifehunt scythe. Priscilla is missing from the game, but certainly not eaten by Aldrich. Lifehunt is a physical property of priscilla, he doesn't have it physically so he didn't eat priscilla.
>>335559832
>It's got split damage but not as bad as before the patch i think
>does literally 4 damage per tick against nameless king at +5
Jesus christ, how shit was it before?
>>335559772
I'll keep my ears open when I get there. I love that shit. Seriously fucking terrifying, like the goo body is also tranquilizing him but not knocking him out.
>>335559639
I never said Priscilla got eaten by Aldrich.
The thing you're painfully wrong about it Aldrich eating gwyndolin just before you get there.
The pontiff fed gwyndolin to Aldrich so he would become a better sacrifice for the fire.
Hence he came BACK to life, just like the other lords.
Aldrich wouldn't have such a huge following if all he did was eat regular people.
He became a big deal because he became so powerful he eventually ate fucking gwyndolin.
>>335559887
>he doesn't have it physically so he didn't eat priscilla
That isn't a logical conclusion and you know it.
>>335559887
Jon?
This is literally one of the ways how he described the reasoning of Priscilla not having been consumed by Aldrich.
>>335559887
>The same way you create a lifehunt scythe.
Which is what, exactly? Using the soul of one who has that power? The only person who did was Priscilla.
>>335559761
Because it's not THE Lifehunt Scythe, it's a spectral recreation. Why does no one understand this?
Miracles are also tales and stories, the scythe miracle is something Aldrich dreamt up when he saw visions of Priscilla. He had no actual way of getting to Priscilla, wherever she may be. If she was eaten, it would've been said.
>halfway through my second playthrough now with pyromancy only
>kinda want to make another as sorceries only
Is there no end to my self inflicted suffering, my first run was faith and Jesus it's all so shit compared to regular longsword bashing.
>>335559982
You get a dagger for cutting of Priscilla's tail and her scythe is made from her soul.
>>335560030
By casting magic, its simply something he saw and recreated using magic, someone has to create the magic in the first place before it can be taught, surely a lord of cinder could easily do this.
>>335559772
Jesus christ that's horrible.
What do we know about Lifehunt's origins? They made a second crossbreed, they couldn't replicate that too?
>>335559750
>>335559761
The miracle's description is deliberately ambiguous. The game wants you to be unsure whether or not the "young, pale girl in hiding" is Priscilla or Yorshka. If Aldrich had simply consumed Priscilla, why not present this as an explanation for this particular soul transposition? More likely it's Aldrich digging into one of Gwyndolin's memories and not having the time to make anything of it before he is demolished by you.
>>335559570
There's literally 0 differences regarding interruption of my attacks wether I'm using wearing havel or rags, it's all about when I get hit during said animation for me.
haven't tried with spells though
People bitch on here endlessly about how Aldritch probably didn't devour Nito or Priscilla.
He is called "Devourer of GODS" plural, so I'd assume that he would have gotten it by eating at least two.
Has anyone played around with perseverance? If you have a mace in your offhand, can you pop it, 2-hand your other weapon and still have it be active?
>>335559975
Did you speak to Anri in the Cathedral of the Deep? She specifically states that the Ashen One and herself had just missed him. That he had departed for his true home.
Also,
>Aldrich wouldn't have such a huge following if all he did was eat regular people.
That is precisely how he obtained his initial following. His lust for Gods began later, he was already a big fucking deal before he started eating Gods.
>>335560249
Unless he's just been eating other gods for a long time? Maybe we don't see the other abilities because they've been digested/used up? I'm not basing this on anything with evidence, it's headcanon that sounds cool.
>>335559330
Yeah, falling the full length of the aldrich ladder will kill you ass dead ring or no
I did it on the shortcut ladder, it's just long enough to pull that off
>>335560249
Perhaps that's just what his flunkies at the Cathedral of the Deep started calling him. Disciples do love to puff up whatever they're a disciple of.
>>335560218
Yeah, I'd imagine big weapons add quite a lot of poise during their swings since you can poise through hits naked. Should be able to see if it does on the character stat screen, I know thrust def goes down by 40 on there during swings when you're open to counter damage.
>>335560205
>The game wants you to be unsure whether or not the "young, pale girl in hiding" is Priscilla or Yorshka.
Except that's retarded. There's a bit of ambiguity in souls lore every now and then, but talking about a young pale girl in hiding instead of just outright saying "then he chomped your waifu" was just fluffy writing.
>>335549735
>shooting the first dragon from the high wall bonfire
Can you fuse any other weapons than the princes swords?
>>335560362
It took everything I had to not genderswap and wear that armor exclusively.
>>335560450
that's because he didn't chomp the waifu
>>335560249
Nito was killed and even reincarnated into something else and killed again well before DaS3 takes place.
>>335560249
I'm thinking it's likely he didn't eat very many Gods in their prime. Especially considering any of the Lords, he must've consumed scraps of their souls or remains. Nito's Gravelord's/Blade, a branch from the Bed of Chaos, remnants of Seathe's phylactery, the sickly form of Gwyndolin, etc.
>>335560263
His GRAVE was in the cathedral, he rose up and left.
>that's precisely how he obtained his INITIAL following.
Yes but he didn't get a damn cathedral just for eating people.
He became a lord of cinder when he was sacrificed by the pontiff.
He's basically jesus.
Regardless, he was sacrificed after he ate gwyndolin because that made him worthy to sacrifice.
You needed powerful souls, not the souls of regular guys.
Pontiff fed gwyndolin to him, then burned him.
>>335560505
>genderswap
Can't do it.
>>335560518
>reincarnated into something
Eh?
>>335550360
I got Champ on the first try; Sully took me at least ten. I think I tried Nameless King about 30 times before giving up and moving on to NG+.
>>335560525
>yfw you wake up savoring yesterday's last slice of pizza and Aldrich, Devourer of Leftovers is sitting in your fridge
>>335560450
the guy (blob?) is described elsewhere as getting tired of men and having a lust to consume gods recently
do people really think that he would eat gwyndolin, "perceive the form of a young pale girl in hiding" and NOT do anything about it or want to eat her? Worse, do you think that he (or one of his flunkies) would just pay her a visit, ask nicely to have her scythe and use her miracle, and leave her alone?
She's dead.
>>335560574
Oh really? I thought others said you could, plus I saw how Rosaria could change your appearance. My b.
>>335560159
We know priscilla was the only being to have it and the lords were scared of it like they were with other occult shit
>>335560362
P U F F Y
>>335560629
You can change your appearance but can't actually change gender. There is a ring that lets you use the animations of the opposite gender but it doesn't even change your voice so it's worth fuck all.
>>335560592
The Rotten in DaS2.
>>335560652
>the lords were scared of it like they were with other occult shit
That actually sounds a shitload like what an eater of gods would possess.
>>335549604
The first phase would have been fine if he didn't use that long distance light speed dash with nearly no warning. I had to resort to greatshield circling.
>>335560623
>ask nicely to have her scythe and use her miracle
That's not how that works at all though. Priscilla doesn't have a miracle, the scythe is a real physical thing.
神喰らいのエルドリッチ
Does that have a plural for gods in it? Google says the eaters is the plural
>>335560623
>do people really think
Yes, because you don't know the precise point in time that the description refers to - it could be the moment the Ashen One walks through the door. Even still, what makes you think Aldrich can get to Priscilla just because he wants to?
Oh. Perhaps he ate her painting and all?
>>335560692
>not rolling with the reversal ring, dancer armour, a pretty face and childbearing hips while grunting like a lumberjack every time you get hit or die
I hope you don't play online.
>>335560573
I don't even understand where your pulling this shit from. I'm trying to find anything to support your shit, but I can't. And I can't argue with you anymore, I'm done, but keep pulling shit of your ass I guess.
>>335560743
Occult is divine in nature though, divinity doesn't exist in this.
>>335560878
Yeah go keep your headcanon, retard.
Meanwhile I'll just play the game.
>>335560920
>divinity doesn't exist in this
It's the same universe where occult has existed, why would it stop existing just because you don't find any weapons with it?
>>335560573
He became a Lord BEFORE he started to eat Gods.
>>335559140
Warhammer 40k?
>>335560996
Stated where?
>>335560996
I thought it was said of him that he was made a lord because of his raw power, does that mean that he became that powerful without eating gods?
>>335560702
Oh, right. I thought that was more they inherited their Souls and just happened to be similar. But I guess it's kind of like saying Gwyn is still the head honcho among the Souls of Cinder. Despite everything, his soul was still the first kindling for the flame, and his will continues to endure.
>>335561052
Seeing how you get powerful by consuming powerful souls, I doubt it.
Reminder you can't even trust whites anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2l4EE8zouI
>>335561046
>Aldrich became a lord by devouring men, but was disillusioned with his throne, and so took to devouring gods instead.
From the description of his cinders.
>>335560853
you, a random chosen undead in Dark Souls 1, could enter her painting, and Aldritch is very powerful. Why would he or one of his flunkies not be able to enter her painting? Sulyvahn is a very powerful sorcerer and worships him, and having eaten Gwyndolin made Aldritch a powerful sorc as well, too.
unless her painting was destroyed and she is sealed away and lost forever.
>>335561069
>and his will continues to endure
well, not anymore
>>335560878
Not that guy, but did you even pay attention? He's pulling this from the damn game, not his ass.
>>335560853
>Perhaps he ate her painting and all?
I wouldn't put it past him.
>>335561052
He was likely pontiff's puppet/life project. Freely devouring men before that, literally creating an eldritch abomination, a lot of the lovecraftian mythos had people just turn into blobs when the ascend, it isn't that subtle when his katakana reading is literally eldritch
>>335561052
Yes
He ate such an incredibly numerous amount of regular souls, he transmogrified into a big fucking slime and had power on par with the Lords. This was when he was enshrined as The Saint of the Deep. It'd be like a Player Character grinding on low level enemies.
>>335560692
>but it doesn't even change your voice so it's worth fuck all.
this
>>335561190
>a lot of the lovecraftian mythos had people just turn into blobs when the ascend
Like a certain Oedon that is formless. I'm getting the picture.
>>335561160
If you link the fire, it probably does. Just like the very first time, someone still had to stand as a judge for he who will succeed the flame.
>>335560853
The nigga already has to use a magic doll to get back to his own home, I'm sure he could figure out that he needs one to get into the painting.
>>335561131
Fair enough, but he started to consume gods before being burned I reckon, since you can't eat anything when you're dead.
And the pontiff would have no reason to let him devour gwyndolin after he came back.
>>335561190
fucking katana fags
>>335561285
No, they're not formless. They have form, as a blob creature.
So, when are they going to fix poise?and the fucking PC version in general
>>335561356
>since you can't eat anything when you're dead.
Why not? Siegward made a tasty drink for the dead.
>And the pontiff would have no reason to let him devour gwyndolin after he came back.
Then why was he waiting to let him devour Yorshka?
>>335561419
This picture is what I wanted the fight to be.
I'm still kind of fucking angry about it.
>>335561419
>and the fucking PC version in general
works on my machine
>>335561468
>the dead.
undead
There's a difference.
>>335561503
>This picture is what I wanted the fight to be.
I kind of feel like the Wyvern is what I wanted it to be. I really like the idea, even though it kind of ends with a flop.
>>335538920
>335538920
I just wish parry was as good as DaS1 in this game...
Love getting parries.
Am I a scrub or is performing kicks and lunge attacks once again harder than in Dark Souls 1?
>>335559570
That's complete bullshit. There are plenty of people who have spent dozens of hours testing what poise does in DS3 and the only conclusion they could draw was that it's only active during roll recovery.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpQRlXJyPoA
I wish people would just shut their mouth when they have no idea what they're talking about.
>>335561608
Are kicks hard? You just push the two buttons together.
>>335561597
try an offhand caestus, think it's got the quickest startup
Why did they remove gaurd break and bring back the pitiful kick? You can kick Greatshield users for days and get nothing, but in DaS2 you could immediately punish turtling faggots with a guard break and riposte.
>>335561554
I don't understand your reasoning at all, he clearly isn't dead, he's half way through eating gwyndolin while you're fighting it.
>>335561503
What exactly in-engine did you want the fight to be? A cool picture that would actually entail chopping at his ankles like Tower Knight sans shield?
>>335561650
Same mechanics, but it has a longer windup than in DaS1.
>>335561608
The timing is different, still not used to them. Tower shield knights are the hardest enemy for me because of it.
>>335561686
Guard break is still in the game, what are you talking about?
Why are there three Firelink Shrines?
>>335553021
Black knights glave is good? How so?
>>335561809
You posted that full well knowing somebody would ask what you're smoking.
So?
>>335561772
Are the controls different? I just do the kick
>>335561468
Difference between undead and dead is that you don't do much of anything when you're actually dead.
>then why was he waiting to let him devour Yorshka.
Maybe he wasn't aware?
Or maybe he just didn't care anymore.
Yorshka is just some nobody after all.
Not really a reason for feeding gwyndolin to him.
Besides, judging from the bloated corpse of the high priest/covenant holder and the dilapidated state of the cathedral (and the creature holding a ring of aldrich, not sure) he's been in the cathedral a long time ago.
>>335561691
He was burned, he was dead, came back to life later by the flame.
Also he isn't eating gwyndolin, he's using him as a puppet.
>>335561715
I wanted an improved Giant Lord fight that more actively opposed ankle biting. And if I had my say in it, yeah, preferably with Tower Knight-like mechanics that require you to expose critical weak points. Instead I got a shitty Storm King knock off.inb4 you would just call that a Tower Knight/Giant Lord knock off. I'm angry because one of fucking Lords of Cinder is basically a god damn cutscene with zero fucking challenge, it's like having one less boss.
>>335557951
Because hyper armor shitters and from shills are trying to stifle discussion of it
>>335561686
Tsorig's or Horsehoof Ring. A ton of my kills in PvP are from guard breaking dumb faggots.
>>335562094
To be honest, I've only just heard about it today. I'm kind of shocked.
>>335561419
Just like every other game they will fix things when they ship the DLC.Then break things even further.
>>335561686
>immediately punish
>with ds2 guard break
shit took like 20 years before it actually hit
just keep a longsword on backup for the weapon art, you can switch to it, twohand it and use it quicker than that godawful guard break in 2 hit
>>335562056
So you're saying he started devouring the sickly gwyndolin, fucked off wherever to get kindled, went to the church of the deep to devour more, then went back to anor londo to lay on the floor doing nothing?
>>335561830
combo into weapon skill
>>335562215
I imagine there's a process involved in digesting what he eats, more power equating more time. Headcanon, to be sure.
>>335562263
Is it any good in pve? I need ideas for new runs
>>335562215
He started eating the sickly gwyndolin and the pontiff dragged the fucker to the fire to be burned.
Once he came back to life he went back to look for more, most likely because of the vision he had whilst eating gwyndolin.
Or maybe he ate gwyndolin in the same place he was burned.
Either way, the bloated monster had no intention to sacrifice himself.
The pontif made it.
>>335561864
It's a spoiler, hence the spoiler.
>>335562208
what are you talking about? DaS2's Gaurd break has the exact same time as the kick you fucking DaS1 dicksucker, jesus christ there is nothing superior about the kick.
>>335561809
one is an illusion
one is swallowed by the abyss/age of dark
one is the symbolic representation of the intersection of the planes