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COME TO ME
WHO WILL CLEANSE THE BASTARD'S CURSE
>>335539225
A HAHAHAHAHA
>>335538920
I hate those fat fucks
>>335538920
>Can stagger an Abyss Watcher easily
>Can't stagger these fat fucks
That Miyazaki touch.
>>335538920
so do they follow aldrichs cult of the deep? or what do they preach to the mindless hollows?
Is it possible to get that big spiked hammer of theirs?
Ive killed a fuckton and nothing
>>335539354
So obviously based on Mozgus. The hooded executioners even make an appearance in DaS3.
>>335538920
Easily one of the most annoying enemies in game complete with a full on taunt package.
Horrifying
>>335538920
>mfw got hugged for the first time
Did not see that coming what made it even better it was after they smacked me with a book.
>>335538920
Are these supposed to be a throwback to fat jesters?
>>335538920
B A S T A R D S C U R S E
>>335539642
I actually just got one, yeah.
>>335539646
>tfw getting hit by the bible thump for the first time
>>335539642
Yes, Spiked Mace. Got it in cathedral.
>>335538920
>>335538920
I wanna fuck her
>mfw you got the 'hug'
The clanking of her iron hammer is frightening.
>>335539878
Do they drop from the ones in undead settlement or am I wasting time?
>>335540419
I got mine in the cathedral, I don't know if it will drop in the undead settlement or not.
>>335539734
>we both meme
I'm fucking done for the night. see you tomorrow
>>335540175
Not nearly as worse as the mimics with their hugs.
What was his problem?
>>335540620
I thought that you can break chests like you did in DaS 2 and ruin the weapon so I had to manually opened every single one of them and restart if it was a mimic.
Then I know that you can hit normal chest just fine.
Fuck.
>>335540620
>mimics ninja kicks
HA HA HA
>>335540778
He didn't make the cut to Bloodborne.
OOOOOOOOCCCCEEEEEELOOOOTTTTEEE
>>335540809
..you can look at which direction the chain is facing or just sit and stare at it to see if it breathes retard
Hey
>>335540130
I'm glad I'm not the only one
>>335540778
He's a fusion of the Darkmoon Knightess and Lautrec, his devotion and love for Rosaria became downright obsessive and he decided he wanted her soul.
It's also pretty interesting he brings it to Gywnevere's chambers, as if he's trying to revive her as she was. Rosaria is kind of an interesting character too, in my mind she's Gywnevere and the Fair Lady.
>>335541167
pls go
>>335538920
Can you get that armor?
>>335539646
The fat angels reminded me so much of that executioner guy with the wheel
>>335541363
http://darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com/Evangelist+Set
>>335540130
>that chin beard
>"her"
does anyone else get that weird lighting effect when they move? Especially on Irithyl.
video related is the closest I could find to the bug:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlg4C0_3fUM
>>335541167
>this is what Vordt looks like beneath the armor
>>335540778
Waifufag
>>335538920
That fucking 360° stunlock attack.
>>335541528
>Forehead hair
Wax that shit mah nig.
>>335541519
They also remind me of Azan.
>>335541363
it actually just got the shirt. its got about as good of stats as the knight armor, and about the same wight
>>335541565
Turn on AA or downsample
>>335541634
[citation needed]
from software has gone full sjw
got all this genderbending bullshit, the female player character model wears underpants with no armor on
and the female enemies like the evangelist are fucking ugly as sin.
Meanwhile in dark souls 2 you got the hot desert sorceress
>>335541728
Azan is obviously Siegmeyer/Siegward
Righteous and strong but pretty stupid knight guy.
>>335541909
You're a dickhead. Go kill yourself.
>>335541528
priscilla a cute.
>>335541909
Low test
>>335541829
>>335541841
>I can't put two and two together
>>335542010
>that disgusting unibrow
>fat cheeks
>literal freak
No
>>335541909
>the female player character model wears underpants with no armor on
This isn't loverslab you fucking moron, of course the protagonist is going to wear clothes when no armor is equipped
Only cucks play as women anyways
>>335542083
Yeah you really can't since Bort's body is a result of the Pontiff, not Oceiros.
>>335539623
the guys with the cages on their backs are directed by the evangelist women to collect people to feed to aldrich, mostly
>>335541782
but it is on. Not sure downsampling will work well with my setup.
>>335542206
>Only cucks play as women anyways
>>335541565
>>335541782
>>335542391
I'm actually thinking my card might be defective now that I think about it.
>>335542083
>Twisted dagger favored by the wretched, failed prisoners of Irithyll Dungeon.
>Crafted from a feeble tailbone, and seen as a sign of the dragons. Their screams are oft heard inside the dungeon, as they naively mutilate their unworthy flesh.
They're failed dragons, not boreal beasts
>>335542549
are they artifacts?
>>335542674
yeah they kinda flicker when I move around. Looks find when standing still.
>>335541725
I think its kinda hot
>>335541909
Did you forget about the tranny coffin in Dark Souls 2?
Who is the best boss and why is it Vordt?
>>335541634
Vordt is just a fat guy. He stands on all fours because everyone would complain if most of the bosses walked on two legs.
>>335542549
I have the exact same thing
Does anyone else also have hugely noticeable chunks that load into the game?
like sometimes the game just forgets a piece right in front of you, like part of a wall
I never ever saw that in the other ds games
![261cj8h[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZZl3o2U.jpg "261cj8h[1].jpg")
>tfw no Dark Souls boss inspired by The Count
>>335543094
Covenants demon
>>335541565
Are you fucking retarded.
That's light reflecting combined with aliasing due to lots of edges.
transparent aliasing is likely playing a role too.
>>335541167
Found this dudebro today. Instantly killed it to avoid getting cursed with the ugly
>>335543182
it looks like shit
>>335543352
It's fucking normal, depends on the game and a multitude of other things.
There's a bunch of curves which basically count as edges in terms of aliasing so you're seeing tons of aliasing in a small area with reflections.
>....
>>335541565
>>335543182
>>335543352
>>335543449
Same guy here, not the video poster.
It's also possibly an LOD issue, you need to alter the LOD bias combined with shadows, try that.
It's been ages, I don't remember exactly what to do, but you know what to search for now as it could be it.
>>335543818
Found out you could get a critical hit on these guys by stabbing them in the fucking throat. I always felt bad because I start beating the fuck out of them and they never seem hit me. Just a chill crystal lizard that's trying to play :(
There is one of these fatties behind a locked door in the itythil valley and I have no idea how to get to that area. Can anyone give me a clue? Ive searched that place up and down and cannot find the way to get to that area.
>>335541565
>>335543182
>>335543352
>>335543449
>>335544069
May also want to try enabling this in your drivers - Negative LOD bias.
Set it to Clamp when using Anisotropic (which you should be)
>>335544132
>>335543818
You can trick him into falling into the elevator shaft
>>335538920
COME TO SWEET HENRIETTA
>>335540397
The game becomes survival horror when I hear that shit.
>>335538920
Why do they finish their sentence even when you kill them? Really takes me out of the game.
>>335541234
I swear Rosaria is Gwynevere.
>>335541137
I genuinely feel bad for all the dragon-fags in this series. They never catch a break.
>>335539354
Actually that's closer to some of the clerics after Pontiff. They look exactly alike
>>335544259
Past the first fire staff dude and to the left
>>335543030
>He hasn't fought the heavyweight champ
>>335545413
>Fire
>Against a Dragon
>>335541167
I kill these motherfuckers without question, hostile or not. They are the only thing to give me the real heebie jeebies.
help me with my edgelord /v/
>>335538920
These are the only enemies so far that I do my best to go out of my way to avoid.
>>335539740
Same. I had to get a safe distance and stop for a second, I was laughing so hard. She hit you with a fucking Bible, man!
>mfw I got Bible thumped
>>335545875
what's his name? If it isnt Shadow stabber or Blood wolfblade you can abruptly fuck off
>>335543080
He's an outrider from boreal valley
they all became awful and bestial thanks to the gaze of pontiff sully
>>335540620
>>335540979
That's pretty funny
>>335545875
Edgelords have pale skin dude
>>335546730
I was going to name him darkblade with some x's thrown in but Blood Wolfblade is great.
>>335540587
At work today, a 16 year old part timer was studying from her binder and the front had "MEME QUEEN" written across it in sharpie along with some /v/ memes.
>>335546809
oh my fuck
>>335546024
They're really easy, man. They only have two-hit combos max, maybe a book smack thrown in. Smack them, roll away, and wait for them to ignite themselves and wail on them.
>>335539354
I know this is such a reach but
The fire jester guys in Demons Souls laugh exactly like the Blue Whale guy from the Berserk anime.
Jailers are fucking bullshit
Any of you have any cool or silly ideas for builds? I just finished my first run and I want to start up another character to get a different ending and play the optional areas.
>>335541137
mfw never been hugged or bible thumped by fatty
in 4 playthroughs.
>>335541137
What was his problem?
>>335538920
I had no idea if you guys are talking about demon souls or if this is a completely different game
>>335546809
That's some scooby doo shit
>>335547139
Did I miss something what was he even talking about?
>>335546809
source? saw a smaller gif before, if a webm exist there must be a video
>>335541634
Vordt looks like a normal person under the armor. The rings Pontiff gives his outriders makes them act like beasts, which is why he's on all fours.
>>335546830
How about this?
>>335547342
After turning into a dragon, he went mad and thinks his child is still with him.
>>335547562
Now he looks like a clown. Ditch the red hair, go black
>>335547691
>>335547139
This stopped being funny the 50th time.
>>335547342
The Consumed King wasconsumed by his dragon obsession, and went crazyhe's talking to his dead/missing third son
>>335547778
>>335547879
It's also possible he's not crazy and the baby is actually there. Remember Priscilla. Half-dragons can turn invisible.
>>335546878
you should of asked her if she wanted to hear some dank memes and then raped her
>>335541167
I killed that thing just so it would shut the hell up.
>>335540620
Throw a charm at it to make it fall asleep, ez beatdown
>>335547804
yeah this looks a lot better
THIS DAD'S FINISHED!
>>335547934
So he smashes the baby on the floor in his second phase?
Shiet, nigga
They really fucked magic in this game.
I have no idea if I should jump for joy or weep.
>>335541519
Logarius wheel n bloodborne
That man catcher pole in das 2
that hood like greyrat in das 3
even the weapon is similar to a smaller version of the one infantry wields in das3.
>>335539642
One of the best STR weapons
>>335548226
he's fucking crazy either way, mang
>>335540620
nah I can fuck off away from the hugs, those roundhouse kicks are what I'm afraid of. Literally watched my host take a foot to the face from across the room and get one shot. Just laid on the ground after that.
>>335538920
Is this a male?
It doesn't seem hollow
>>335548357
>>335547039
Make a female wanderer and beat dancer early to get her armor and fuse her swords. Looks cool as fuck, currently my low level co-op buddy build
>>335544713
it's their ghost talking to you
>>335540809
you can use a hunter charm (the item that negates estus use) to make a mimic sleepy, you will be able to take the item they hold and you can smack them couple of times to wake them up but they wont stand up.
2 charms are enough to kill one before they can even attack
>>335546809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNl5M5o7i5c
>>335547846
>making fun of this guy's fav boss
>she cries that it's not funny
Anonymous forum little girl, stfu and enjoy
>>335541234
Dude, he fucking went to Anor Londo because that's some mad throwback shit to Lautrec, what logic is there beind rosaria being gwynevere
>>335548785
That's the problem, it stopped being enjoyable after being spammed in every single thread.
>got the Hunter's ring
Ok that was a cute reference
WHY DO THEY KICK SO HARD
>>335543081
Like that?
I recently happened to me. Everything was fine before.
>>335549138
doc
Oh, dear brotha...
I am on my weh.
>>335549302
Yeah.
I notice it happening a shitton
>>335548751
>paint me like your dragon girls
You guys were not kidding about this boss.
Seriously wtf?
>>335549604
Can't bully the Sully
>>335549604
Step 1: lern 2 parry
Step 2: use dragon shield to tank his second form
>>335549604
First boss in the entire series I said fuck it and brought an NPC with me. Every single time I fought him he never stopped attacking. Getting behind him was impossible. So fuck it.
I can't understand why they broke poise in this game. Completely worthless stat now.
>>335549271
>wildly swinging your sword around
shaking my head family, to be honest with you
>>335549738
>his second form
Aw fuck
>>335548150
if you havent finalized it yet, you can add eyeliner bruh.
>>335548226
nah you can still here the baby crying occasionally when you hit him
>>335541528
The things I would do to her.
>>335549735
kek
>>335540620
>>335540620
>mfw the mimic solo the fire Demon in the Catacombs of Carthus
>>335549828
Poise is in the game and works exactly like DaS1its just turned off.
>>335540419
Yes, I can confirm this
>>335544279
>>335544069
thanks friends, I'll try that.
I had turned antisotropic off because someone said it might have been causing it
>>335547039
Havel shield PvP.
>>335548357
>>335540419
They do, best place to farm is that one above the Dilipidated bridge bonfire, you must've passed it the first time you reached it.
The weapon itself is pretty fun desu, make sure you get enough END to swing it 3 times (only need a tiny amount for the third) or 2 times + roll. The WA is pretty good for PvP, make sure you mash R2 after pressing L2 to get the followup strong attack that actually does damage.
>>335549604
Wait until you meet the Champ.
>>335549735
>>335548357
this is what its like every time i run into this spin to win bullshit
>>335550360
I beat the champ in 2 tries but Pontiff took me about 12. I think Pontiff was good training for future humanoid bosses.
>>335549604
He's ok. I don't even remember how I killed him, didn't even parry because it always got me killed.
>>335550360
Any webms of his movesets? I beat him the first try and feel like I may have gotten lucky because people say he changes movesets and stuff.
>>335550619
not nearly as bad as hellkite, I beat the game without ever bothering to finish off that motherfucker
>>335546809
ha
>>335549604
I beat sully without parrying or rolling,I used the black iron greatshield, and was blown away by how great a fight he is. When he pulled out his phantom and I realized I could use his buttbuddy as an advanced telegraph of his next attack his fight become 2meta4me, literally got a headrush when I beat him
>>335541519
Not to derail the thread but this one of the coolest moments in the manga.
>>335550526
>grapes fighting each other
STOP THIS
WE MUST WORK TOGETHER TO KILL THE HOST
>>335550619
You can LITERALLY one shot this boss
>>335545398
Is champion gundyr the undisputed master of shoulder slams.
>>335547039
2shield
2whip fuck boy
left handed guy
a goofy weapon like the pitchfork
acid cloud (if it still exists)
99 luck
>>335551124
That and superkicks.
>>335546809
>Zoinks
>>335551152
Acid cloud does in fact exist. You learn it from Cornyx.
Never tried its effectiveness, it probably casts too slow to be of any use, and even if it doesn't it's probably still not that great
>>335538920
So I'm not the only one who wants to cum deep in that thing right?
>>335547039
Greatshield runs
Demon fist
>>335551295
COME ON AND SLAM
What did they mean by this?
>>335545875
I'm going to make girahim with that hair
>>335548357
What is that red phantom even seeing on his screen???
>>335548879
Sun princess ring states Gwynevere had many daughters, Rosaria is clearly not human. Her soul (should you not return it) can be transposed into one of the miracles associated with gwynevere in DS1. Dancer's soul also does this, and her story states shes from the "former royal family".
>>335551295
Is that unveil?
>>335548879
>what logic is there beind rosaria being gwynevere
>mother of rebirth
>>335550902
Still think the hard feather armor nonsense was the coolest shit ever
I'm at irithyll still throwing fire orbs. I have 31 fucking int and I want to make use of it. When do I get the better spells?
>>335541148
praying for someone to write a mimic doujin
>>335552298
It's been done.
>>335552048
>>335550902
"and if you ever meet god... tell him to leave me alone!"
>>335552248
Did you find Orbeck ?
>>335551897
But it's caitha
>>335552428
literally who
fuck did I miss an npc?
>>335552410
pls link
>>335552423
*tips fedora
>>335552248
You don't sorceries suck donkey cock, soul spear costs one quarter of my fp bar and do half the damage of my chaos fire orb, with costs around 1/20 of my fp bar
>>335552482
Sorcery teacher that you find in Crucifixion Woods. You give him scrolls and get new magic from him.
>>335552482
Apparently I missed a fucking billion.
>>335539734
all of her attacks are slow as fuck.
>miracles are shit
>sorcery is shit for the entirety of NG
>pyromancy is shit
>heavy weapons are shit since poise is apparently non-existent
>shields are shit
What isn't shit?
>>335551124
His insta-shoulder tackles really pissed me off. The kick was manageable, because it had a comparatively long wind up time and telegraph. Shoulder tackle comes out in a fucking instant, cover an obscene range (like 3/4ths the range of his fucking halberd), and can come out of like, 3 different attacks. Fuck that specific attack.
The halberd pommel uppercut combo was also pretty annoying. I absolutely despise attacks that you can do literally nothing about if it connects.
>>335552619
>>335552591
OK I meant pyromancies not spells
>>335547027
their giggling is hot though
>>335552482
That's why you don't do your first / second run with spells, because souls game have hidden NPCs and you can majorly fuck yourself out of spells if you don't find the one pertaining to your build.All three basic spell vendors are in undead settlement, Orbeck is an odd case but comes only a bit later.
>>335552778
I didn't think pyromancy scaled off int. I thought it just had base damage and was increased by upgrading your pyro flame
>>335552778
In that case you need to find Cornyx.
>>335552746
>since poise is apparently non-existent
but the great machete hollows seems to have a load of it
>>335541528
>Priscilla is currently dead and assimilated into whatever aldritch is.
Just end it all.
>>335552746
Dark Sword and Black Knight's Glaive.
>>335552746
I saw a phantom take off over half of the storm king's health bar with one spell
>>335552746
Pyromancy seems pretty great. Just saw some dude destroy Nameless King in seconds with chaos fireballs at a fairly low SL.
> Yfw you killed a bunch of priests in catholic regalia and got a small doll depicting a young squire for it
Dear brother
Rise, if you would...
>>335552887
Oh it does. Yeah it takes both faith and int
>>335552897
I did. He wont take one of my tomes. He says I'm not sad enough. Fucking cornyx
>>335550526
I do this all the time and just make people fight
>>335552746
ur waifu
>>335550914
naw
>>335550914
I think that's the npc purple drank
>>335542549
>standard rendering artifacts
>MY GPU MUST BE DEFECTIVE
I fucking hate people like you.
>>335539354
It's almost as if they both looked like fat priests.
Crazy, right?
>>335553091
There's 4 pyromancy tomes, all four of which you have access to currently. Cornyx accepts two, an NPC you find in the Irithyll dungeon accepts the two others.
So, what was your reaction when you found pic related?
>>335553296
Ah I C
Then my retribution should come soon
thanks senpai. I don't really want to google it because the wiki will provide more info than I need (spoilers)
>>335553328
>wtf is this?
>>335553328
I was supposed to have a reaction? Was Loretta someone I'm supposed to remember?
>>335553328
I founded before even seeing Greirat
>>335553328
Honestly expected it.
>>335553328
Is there another use for this rather then just giving it to thief-bro?
>>335538920
>fucking lunge my xbox huge sword up her fat ass
>doesnt even flinch
Still not nearly as annoying as the dogs.
>>335553328
I have ADD and couldn't remember who the fuck Loretta was supposed to be. And since you find it before you find any ash, I thought I was supposed to bring it to the shrine maiden.
>>335548496
NOTHING
PERSONNEL
KID
>>335553480
give it to the crow for an item
>>335546878
Whelp
>>335548357
playing on american servers.webm
>>335552431
maybe she's Gwynevere too
it is a mystery
in all seriousness though what makes you think that? I'm interested in hearing theories
>>335553328
>Oh, that sucks
>It's not a key item, I wonder if I can trade it with the crow?
>Shit, why'd I do that, now I can't continue Greirat's story and all I got was a shitty ring of sacrifice that I'll never use
>>335552746
>I don't know how to build anything
It's not a coincidence if you find that everything is shit. It's because you're a shitter.
