Oh shit nigger, you're Lolisniffer, a skeleton working for the supervillain Greg the Necromancer.
Currently you and Greg are fighting a rival villain. Plus a cyberdemon. What do you do?
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>>335458040
punch face with foot
Shoot the cyberdemon till it dies.
>>335458040
Hack the cyber demon
dress up like a ninja
Feed the villain some eggs.
>>335458089
You punched your face with your foot
>>335458209
This arena is not nearly interdimensional enough
Needs more special effects
>>335458209
throw a punch at cyberdemon
>>335458209
Do that thing you've been saving for special circumstances like this
>>335458209
all of this dimension's demons are your audience
Fuck off already
>>/tg/
>>335458209
NOW ENTERING THE DANCING CONTEST
>>335458295
Ah yes of course.
Both of your feet
>>335458384
lights, audience, and a STEEL CAGE RING
>>335458384
Yell "I LOVE SHADOWSIS " to shaddowboss
>>335458336
just report and hide and hope the hotpockets do their job
>>335458384
Fall on your ass because you have nothing keeping you up. You aren't fucking Duke Nukem.
>>335458578
Does Greg have any fighting skill when he's not angry?
>>335458578
do a team pose
>>335458578
recappe on how we got here, and a brief run of every characters backstory and motives, one piece style.
>>335458578
Lolisniffer drops the soap
>>335458578
is that circlebox in the background?
>>335458578
LEEEEEEeeeeeEeetS Get Readyyy
TooOoo RuuumBleeee!
>>335458813
"I shall have sex with your eldest daughter" - Lolisniffer
>>335458813
Shadowboss counters with a cooler pose
>>335458813
We already had a wrestling match this adventure and Simon lost
Lets make it boxing or something instead
>>335458849
SHIT
>>335458864
How about Chess-Wrestling?
>>335459036
You cheeky bastard.
Pray to a loli for powerups
>>335459232
Shadowboss declares that his daughter never loved him, and was only acting as a distraction until he could make it back to this world
>>335459232
tell him all the kinky shit you will do to her
>>335459232
that's actually my son, he's just doing it to get my attention
>>335459232
Come on, man. It'll be totallyconsensualand everything. We'll evendo it in the missionary position while holding hands with the lights off.
>>335459301
I boned him anyway.
>>335459496
but without rules, so you can do whatever you want
>>335459496
Actually let's make it a sumo match
>>335459496
Round one
Fight
>>335459496
Right body, right uppercut, make mikey proud
>>335459496
hell or other hell!
FIGHT!
>>335459496
DEMPSHEE RORU
>>335459496
Referee: Sires, you need to be in underwear to do boxing.
So by the rules, the Cyberdemon wins the macht.
>>335459528
The Cyberdemon shoots his glove at you
>>335459684
Now you have his glove, what a loser
>>335459684
Counter by firing your own fist
>>335459684
Dodge to the side, it hits Greg
>>335459684
Catch it with your face
>>335459684
Dodge it Matrix Style.
>>335459909
Here comes the other fist
>>335459909
Greg enters rage mode
>>335458040
Holy shit, this guy still exists and does this thing.
>>335459909
do Parque
>>335459909
It's okay, Greg actually has an ability specifically for absorbing hits from punch type attacks
>>335459909
That tickled.
>>335459684
take it face to fist style.
>>335460076
Greg vs shadowboss and Lolisniffer vs cyberdemon
Go
>>335460076
transform into supermancer
>>335460076
Necro - paunch!
>>335460076
He calms down
>>335460076
Shadowboss powers up by absorbing the souls of the shadow minions
Don't ask how he does this through dimensions
>>335460076
Also his head grows big
>>335460076
Doc from punch Out cheers you and gives you a chocolate bar.
>>335460350
Greg quickly loses his anger. He doesn't really have all that much to get angry about.
>>335460350
Show off your muscles
>>335460350
You're a big guy
>>335460389
CIA is the referee.
>>335460389
"Uuuu..gh. Everytime"
>>335460514
Jojo shoots greg with a special blowdart giving him a punch ghost.
>>335460514
Shadowboss punches bane ghost so hard it dies, somehow
>>335460514
Greg does a backflip
>>335460564
He's so mad he gotta backflip to be not so mad
>>335460660
He bounces around like a fucking pogo
>>335460660
bam, right in the kisser
>>335460660
It calms him down
Lolisniffer finds a berserker pack
>>335460686
"I'm calm now"
>>335460880
right hook from the cyberdemon
>>335460880
Angrily calm
>>335460880
cyberdemons other glove hits him straight in the testicles
>>335461037
Shadowboss says
>>335459246
which makes both of them mad
>>335461037
Shadowboss goes on an angry rant about how Greg and his gang ruined his family and got him killed and etc
>>335461037
The cyberdemon gets really scared and leaves
>>335461037
Throw Lolisniffer at the cyberdemon
>>335461037
Shadowboss uppercuts Lolisniffer
>>335460880
take out the microbomb hidden in one of your teeth
>>335461061
ok three 1s in a row
that accounts for something.
>>335461037
FIRE ZE EYE-LASERS
>>335461037
Greg uses shadowclone no jutsu
>>335461286
Cyberdemon gets really sad
>>335461286
Lolisniffers fiancee cheers him on from the other dimension, this fills him with determination.
>>335461286
PUNCH CYBERDEMON'S FACE OFF
>>335461286
The Cyberdemon falls apart, revealing it to be a group of revenants and one archvile in a costume.
>>335461286
Cyberdemon fires rockets in response
>>335461586
It falls apart even more revealing itself to be just a bunch of put together boxes and a small child
>>335461586
Greg summons dog skeleton
>>335461586
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>335461586
It does that iron giant get mad transformation
>>335461723
The archvile resurrects the dog skeleton as an actual dog
>>335461723
dog skeleton summons a forklift
>>335461936
It should also lift forks though
>>335461936
Skeledog chews on fork and stabs monsterrobot
>>335462085
More forks
>>335462085
Hey, my post was first
>>335461949
>>335462220
MORE FORKS
>>335462220
Dog begins gnawing on Lolisniffer
>>335462220
>>335462220
Dog summons some other wird shi
>>335462220
and now everbody fight
>>335462220
Barf barf
>>335462220
Why is the dog not a skeleton?
>>335462238
>>335462346
Because anon got a 9 first but I miscounted
>>335462417
KURAE!
>>335462417
damn those are some fine forks
What are we gonna do with those nice forks?
>>335462417
Shadowboss interrupts this whatever to deliver a brutal punch to Lolisniffer's skull. He does this while doing an angry rant.
>>335462417
the enemy was secretly a magnet
>>335462449
This angry rant probably explained his motives and stuff. But the punch left you too disoriented to hear
>>335462650
greg cast skelly fist
>>335462650
He follows up with a devastating left hook
>>335462650
but skeletons don't have ears
>>335462650
Greg heard it though
>>335462650
The forks are out of control.
>>335462650
Greg gives Lolisniffer a power boost! Dog senses!
>>335462650
Power of love for his finace. Lolisniffer took no damage from the attack and gets a buff to agility and charisma
>>335462718
>his finace
lel
>>335462901
Cross counter
Critical hit
>>335462901
Use the forks
>>335462901
Power of HATE prevails, though.
>>335463168
Greg conjurs a fire skull and throws at the beast
>>335463168
go supermancer
>>335463168
Anon comes for support
>>335463168
RAPID PUNCHES
RED GLOWING EYES
>>335463364
go fucking supermancer
>>335463364
K-k k kaaaayyyy oooohh
>>335463364
The dog couldn't and can't stop summoning forks
The fork lift creature has grown out of control
>>335463364
It does minimal damage
>>335463364
The roof is on fire.
>>335463459
Ah yes, the roof of the steel cage for this steel caged boxing match is now on fire
>>335463568
Absorb the fire.
>>335463568
The cyberdemon/revenant/archvile opens up and reveals itself to be a robot piloted by lolifug
>>335463568
Lolisniffer attempts to use Jojos moves on shadowboss.
>>335463568
It's green, cursed fire.
>>335463568
this match literally turn into hell in the cage
>>335463568
Jet fuelcanmelt steel beams
>>335463629
WHAT A TWEEST
>>335463780
Shadowboss explains his motives
>>335463780
Lolifug is the true mastermind behind it all
>>335463780
She hasn't forgotten that time you hit her with a submarine
>>335463780
these fucking numbers
go supermancer.
Shadowboss explodes
>>335463780
Mash X
>>335463828
"I can't let my daughter marry you! You already messed up my family enough!"
>>335464079
Lolifug explains her motives
>>335463780
Use the power of friendship!
>>335464109
"I got hit with a submarine, that wasn't cool"
>>335464283
"Also I'm a loli, why the fuck haven't you sniffed me? It's my fucking name"
>>335464283
no but it was hilarious.
>>335464283
was it yellow?
>>335464283
Our Fug comes to save the day
>>335464283
Not our fault. And you beat Fug at street fighter!
>>335464283
Distract her with a neat card trick.
>>335464339
But we're in a different dimension
>>335464283
Marry lolifug
>>335464339
Sadly that can't happent, yet. As fug still haven't figure out how to travel to the outer realm yet
>>335464527
Cast fist!
>>335464527
Simon says he can help him but Texas keeps dragging him back to this earth so they're all kinda sourpussed about this
>>335464527
OBJECTION
HE HAS A HIGH ENOUGH POWER LEVEL TO OPEN UP A PORTAL
>>335464527
Ctrl+X yourself to the "other dimension" directory
>>335464527
supermancer and smash some fuckers
>>335464709
Simone helps them do it. Georgia rapes Texas as distraction
>>335464709
The dimension breaks.
>>335464709
back to the final battle, greg cast skelly fist
>>335464709
Fug finds a realm travel device
>>335464709
Lolifug attack chopter chops Greg
>>335464709
A portal comes out of nowhere and turned them to EGGS
>>335464746
"I THOUGHT THIS WOULD END ALREADY" screamed Texas as he is molested by his step-mom, again
>>335465005
Orgy time with Pee Wee Herman
>>335465005
back to the fight, greg cast skelly fist. please oh please big number
>>335465005
Simon remembers his mother-son incest fetish and regrets he wasn't the one raped instead
>>335465005
They instead end up in the dimension of newspaper clippings and horse farts
>>335465005
Fug and Simon accidently travel to the shit realm
>>335465116
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT FUG"
"FUUUUUUCK"
>>335465263
Good thing Simon can now ascend because Texas is busy.
>>335465263
Meanwhile, Lolisniffer and Greg are losing the battle
>>335465263
more like fuuuuuug, am I right?
>>335465302
>>335465263
Simon: Ascend
>>335465263
Suddenly it becomes too warm and the farts explode.
>>335465359
Ba dum tish
>>335465535
Lolifug attempts to rape greg's face
>>335465627
And Shadowboss's using LoliFug as a weapon
>>335465808
This is the best time of Lolifug's life
>>335465808
THE REMAINTS OF THE REVENANT FUSE TOGETHER AND BECOME A MEGA REVENANT
>>335465808
LoliFugs tears give Lolisniffer strength of sympathy
>>335465808
For a little girl she really hurts
>>335465808
Jojo finally snaps out of her trance and comes to the rescue
>>335466041
pop a skeleboner
>>335466041
Somebody comes to save the day, out of
>>335465535 Anon arrives and starts to shitpost at Shadowboss!
>>335466041
fucking beat up shadowboss jesus fuck christ mama chama
>>335466041
This turns you on
>>335466337
cast skelly fist greg you lazy asshole
now about this dog that appeared; it's a new character and it deserves a name.
>>335466337
When did Lolisniffer get so buff
>>335466337
Shadowboss uses this opportunity to punch your pelvis
>>335466337
Shadowboss enters his final form!
>>335466409
OH NO! THE DOG FROM A FEW POSTS BACKSUDDENLY GOT IN THE WAY AND DIED FOR HIS TROUBLES!
