Smash Summit 2 - Final Day #6
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Mew2king vs. Armada right now. Hungrybox waiting to 3-0 the winner.
LETS GO
@BeyondTheSummit
hbox wins
Please be my friend
>this tournament
FUCK OFF HBOXFAGS
RRRRREEEEEEEEEE
>redditors salty about our guy hbox
>yuros especially
this is literally easy money for hbox
Armada is fucking trash.
>>335423460
>REDDIT HATES THIS
Leffen please save us
>>335423602
this is /v/eddit, after all
>>335423612
>our guy
Have a complimentary (You)
Go Pichu m2k
PPMKEK
where is the marth
>>335423645
what does that mean? i've seen way too much mang0 dick riding
Congratulations to Armada for winning Smash Summit 2.
>Be playing melee for over a decade and become a world renowned player
>Wave-loop-dash-cancel-swirly around an amateur Jiggs only to be upthrowed into rest
>WOOOOOOOOOOW
Such a skill based game amrite? Its not like a Tr4sh babby can pick up jiggs and beat seasoned professionals with a single grab or anything :^)
>>335423658
anything would be better than his fucking fox right now
I'm really rooting for m2k. If he just plays like that first game dammit.
>>335423660
Context please
>>335423660
B B C B O Y Z
inb4 suicide on last stock
>hbox wins
>>335423685
because Hbox is Leddit's guy
and /v/ is basically an edgier version of Leddit
do you understand now you fucking faggot
Well M2K it was fun while it lasted
>people think baldmada has a chance vs hbox
>it's an Armada vs. HBox grand final
>>335423678
m2k lost to Hbox earlier which broke him mentally, he's "throwing" to make a point and because he feels sorry for himself
he doesn't care anymore
>>335423732
WOOWWW ITS NOT LIKE DIRECTIONAL INFLUENCE IS A MECHANIC THAT EXISTS OR ANYTHING :^) XD
>>335423747
His Ex does porn now. She's part of the reason he's fucked up.
>jiggs hate comes from reddit
>mang0 dick riders come from reddit
>reddit loves hbox
things closet redditors say
>>335423868
Its so effective that the world's best players should easily avoid the combo right? Oh wait...
>>335423798
>/v/ is one person
UUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH
fuck this fucking game
GIVE ARMADA YOUR ENERGY
Welp, I'm out. Hope Hbox wins
>m2k 3-0'd by armada
it wasnt supposed to be this way
Everytime m2k loses it breaks my heart.
Axe's face has been a fucking goldmine this tournament.
>its a scar and toph on the mic episode
please just bring back wobbles
>>335423993
Oh, I knew she was a stripper but I didn't know she did porn. What the fuck
>>335423832I like HBox but goddamn is this painful
>>335424013
/v/'s hivemind is as bad as Leddit's
m2k is literally playing the long game by not going marth since he's figured something out that he doesn't want armada to find out *yet*. m2k is all about witholding matchup info if it means a win and if he had won against hbox in wf and had to play armada in gf I'm positive he wouldn't went marth
>>335423726
hbox apologists are the worst people who have never set foot in their locals to understand how ubiquitous the anti-puff sentiment is
>Mango depressed
>Plup depressed
>Hax money depressed
>PPMD absent and very depressed
>Mew2king ultra depressed
>Leffen rejected VISA
>Armada losing to Hbox for whatever reason
What a fucking terrible year for smash. Someone invent a time machine and take me back to 2015.
>>335424002
>>reddit loves hbox
Thats true though
hbox and jiggs is reddit shit
scar's being a dick
M2K's constant anger towards himself makes me so sad. really wanted him to win ANYTHING but goddamn he just shits on himself so bad.
>>335423660
Need source
>Commentators aren't happy
>House isn't happy
>3/4 Gods aren't happy
Is this what HBox GF does to people?
>>335423660
name?
this isnt fun anymore
good night guys
>>335424004
Most of Hbox's rests come from tech chases. Try harder.
m2k will become number 1
that smug bastard from the VIP doubles is still here
>EVERYONE salty about hbox
so based
>>335424058
how the fuck did armada come back again? I thought M2K 3-0'd him earlier
>>335424161
>DOG FART
>>335424075
She started to a while back. I feel for PP tbqh that would fuck anyone up.
Daily reminder that if Jiggs doesn't get banned then Melee as a competitive game will die out
BROKEN PIECE OF PINK BALLOON PUFFING ASSHOLES
>>335424228
Yeah they got to stay for the whole event.
Just think, if Mango had barely clutched at that LAST STOCK LAST GAME match against Hungrybox we could have avoided all of this shit.
>hbox is literally a reddit-gold-karma-whoring nigger
>HE IS OUR GUY XDDD
dunk yourself whoever you are
>>335424249
>what is loser's bracket
>Every twitch comment is about how much HBOX sucks
>They'll continue to watch
It just isn't fair! Where is Leffen!!!1!!
>>335423660
sauce me up f͏am
>>335424161
Ryan Riesling
>tfw you're a mango and m2k fan
these past two years have been tearing me apart, but this tournament just ripped my heart out. Jesus fucking christ.
>>335424249
That was in winner's bracket, this is a double elim tourney
>>335424131
just give me back a healthy ppmd for the love of god. I just want to see his marth destroy people one more time
>>335424131
For m2k its his living
If he dont make top3 he aint earning money
I understand why he is depressed
>>335424239
people like you should just disappear from this world
It's not actually Hbox's fault that all his rivals continually tilt and choke.
>>335424329
forgot about losers
who the fuck is prince abu
Westballs gettin my goddamn sides with this can shit lmao
>>335423660
Is that really her?
>2000 viewers dropped after M2K went out
They know what's coming.
>>335424381
hi newfriend
fuck is west doing
When M2K got the 3-0 the tourney was hype as fuck and now everyone is depressed. This tourney went down so fast.
westballz what r u doin
>M2K
>Viewcount is already tanking
Reminder that this guy will 3-0 Hbox at EGL in one short week
Dont' lose hope melee friends.
>>335424423
Jiggs is seriously killing this game's community. Literally Melee's Bayo.
>>335424324
/v/ is filled with contrarians of course they all go for Hbox.
I have no clue why anybody wants to watch this GF. Hbox will win, popoff, and everybody except for him will be unhappy about it.
just end this
>>335424249
M2K is a very, very emotional guy. Losing to Hungybox got to him so hard he thought he won't win the tournament and shit, so he didn't even bother going as Marth during the Armada match.
I just want PPMD to come back and destroy everyone
>>335424324
mad mango cocksucker
how do you like that 4th place, sweetie?
>>335424381
The second best Puff
Problem is the gap between him and Hbox is huge so training with him is worthless. It's like training with MacD to play Armada.
>>335424313
interestingly this is exactly what people were saying post-ROM1 when hbox was on the come up (and a contributing factor to why mango switched off her) but this time it feels more imminent
shave it off m8
>scar putting emphasis on the word `privilege`
faggot
ARMADA GOT THIS BROS!
ARMADA IS OUR LAST HOPE
>>335424479
Stop making retard comparisons. Someone actually good would have to pick up Bayo for her to be a big problem
If Armada 6-0s HBox I will be immeasurably exuberant.
>>335424452
What a shock, the Swedish robot vs stalling Satan, again.
>armada up 2 stocks
ha
ha ha
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Post yfw Armada saves Melee
Hbox will lose this set, then Armada will get tired and get sloppy, allowing Hbox to win.
Like always.
>>335424358
PPMD aint gonna be right after he sees this: >>335423660
>M2K purposely tanked his match just to give Armada energy to defeat HBox
SAVE US BASED ARMADA
>>335424575
>Noticing something like this
Fucking dumb frog poster.
M2K on suicide watch
>>335424228
megaultradan "the man" "putting hboxs 3 stocks in my van"
>/v/ rooting for fox
>>335424342
That's actually her holy shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZKx_VtnrHc See at the end, she's in the crowd with brown hair and a grey shirt
#BanThePuff
Can we make this a trending twitter hashtag?
>>335424670
m2k has been on perpetual suicide watch since 2008
god this is so depressing. just listen to the commentary, look at the mood in the room, look at the tone of the chat,
nobody is happy with this. I'm a PPMD fan, and I don't have any beef with hbox, but him winning over and over is honestly hurting the game. even the view count has noticeably dropped.
>>335424648
This, a reset then a cheeky 3-1 in Hbox favor.
Leffen please just sort your shit out already.
>>335424541
abu could get really good though with all of this practice.
>>335424736
poor PP. he seems like such a kind soul. he doesn't deserve this.
>>335424269
I'm high give me a break dood
>>335424727
I would rather have fox vs fox gf than puff vs fox.
>>335424727
Back to /d2g/, dotard
Wasn't Armada unstoppable lately??
>the only gf these 2 could ever possibly know is grand final
:^) (^:
>>335424758
they're just pretending
First summit was one of the funnest tournaments.
This one rapidly turned from amazing to just depressing.
>>335424746
This is some Smash 4 complaining right here
>>335424727
/v/ was the first place to complain about PM fox nerfs. Think about that.
>>335424727
>Rooting for the character rather than the player.
>>335424835
they both have gfs
>>335424758
I was gonna say this too. The place has like no energy. Even the commentators right now are relatively low energy compared to how they were before. I mean, they're trying for the sake of professionalism, but they just comment on the match up but aren't really watching.
I mean, I feel as the match goes on, it'll go back to normal, but right now, mood is somber as fuck.
ARMADA SAVE US PLEASE
also is Mafia tonight?
Being a HBox fan finally paid off.
Fuck off, MangoNation, you had your year already.
the few hbox fans on /v/ know he's cheesing him right now.
theres's not a single chance armada can win this set.
>>335424832
Yes, but Hbox got a win in PAL at Dreamhack, then managed to keep the tempo up for a while. Seems like it's grinding to a halt now with Armada practicing the matchup more.
>>335424854
And the difference is they took away the fun god, PPMD, and replaced him with the fun killer Hbox.
there's no energy when the loser is up in the first round anyway
>>335424945
>also is Mafia tonight?
don't think so.
>Jiggs carrying HBawks as usual
Ugh
2015 me wouldn't believe that I'd be cheering for Leffen in 2016
>>335424945
There's no mafia tonight
>>335423732
>amature Jiggs
I don't like hbox either but he's the sole reason why she's even in the top 8 of tiers.
>>335423660
>>335424736
holy fuck, the tatoos look like they check out
So Armada comeback or boring Hbox win?
I hate staying up just to see fag box win
I have to wage slave in the morning
>last summit was mang0-armada grand final
>great match
>the whole room was watching
>great moment for melee
in just 5 months everything changed.
>>335425091
>implying armada winning wouldnt be more boring
>it's a bracket reset only for Hbox to win anyways episode
>>335425042
What's the tournament next week and where is it being streamed?
>>335425027
Damn, that would've improved the mood so much
>>335425042
leffen is a jabroni
>people think "6-0 and banned for tax evasion" stands a chance against hbox
Leffen please save us from this nightmare
>>335425084
Its been confirmed a bunch of times already dont waste your time.
when all the ironic hbox hate ends, when we realize how cool and chill he is in person, then we will come to realize that this is the most exciting tourney since battle of 5 gods
>>335425146
clashtournaments
EGLX
>>335425146
EGLX in Toronto. /clashtournaments I believe.
>had to leave after M2K 3-0d fucking Armada
>come back to an Armada hbox GF
PM is officially my main game now. thanks for helping unkill it hbox
>>335425140
At that point grand finals were still Armada Hbox typically. It's just Armada was winning.
>>335425140
It's the difference between Hbox's absence and presence.
>>335425189
leffen has one of the best records versus hbox, there was a period early last year where he was walling him hard
>>335425216
I don't hate Hbox, I hate the way he plays, too boring.
>>335425216
>this is the most exciting tourney
how much does teamliquid pay you
>>335425142
They're both fucking boring, it happens all the time.
JIGGS CARRIES HBAWKS AND WINS SUMMIT
THERE I JUST SAVED YOU 15 MINUTES OF SNOOZEFEST
>>335425216
people don't appreciate high level puff play
>>335423798
>Anyone
>AT ALL
>liking cuckoldbox
Reddit is all about le mangonation, just like /ssbmg/. Not saying we're the same people.we areits just that nobody likes hbox, and mango has charisma. So stfu about leddit boogeyman
> inb4 reddit
Ill go make sure to kms right after this post goes through
>all the pure salt in smash when hbox wins
fucking love it
>>335425253
>PM
>not dead
Nintendo and GimR BTFO's it over a year ago
Meleefags complaining about their own game... Not surprised. Priveleged autists.
>>335425253
>PM
>Lunchables and Luck
>>335425236
>>335425243
Thanks.
>Toronto
Neat. Maybe I'll go in person.
Why can't anyone beat Hungrybox? He was literally the 2nd place master for 6 years straight.
>>335424479
Bayo needs results first of all.
>>335425356
you Ledditors never learn
>>335425430
Not him, but Lunchables is fun to watch
>>335423660
This isn't a secret, it's widely know PP's ex-gf is a pornstar now.
>>335425442
Because he is a literal God
why even bother watching
>>335425365
its kinda underground now but it is still active enough.
>american """"players""""
>>335425442
Because Jiggs is melee Bayo
Viewership just tanked because everyone is sick of this cheap pink piece of shit
#BanThePuff
>>335425216
I liked hbox until he stalled at EVO. I know he's trying to win but that shit was a bad look for Melee and to do it in front of everyone is fucking gay.
>>335424980
>armada up two stocks again
HA
HA HA
>>335424479
Bayo has won literally 0 majors. Don't know why everyone is making a big deal out of her just because zero said so.
>>335423660
name?
GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED HBOX
>>335425518
to support the game, anon
for melee
so is the "fox puff matchup is 7-3" meme gonna die soon?
since that would imply hbox is consistently more than twice as good as mango and m2k, and even armada, when the reality is all he did was learn the matchup
>>335425432
It's actually a mid tier gaming expo with a bunch of tournaments. If you have the free time/ money and live close enough i'd probably try going
>>335425539
Please dont' compare the Melee scene to tr4sh. People actually git gud at melee and don't complain about characters.
HOO
HAA
HAA
HAA
HAA
HAA
>>335425216
There have been many claims saying he's a dick.
I mean, he gets along with ESAM, that should say everything about his personality; he always tries to drag attention to himself, fakes pop-offs like a retard, and is awkward in the wrong way(for the right way see: m2k, westballz, sometimes tafo).
Also he plays some boring af melee
>>335425442
Hbox mastered his character and no good jiggs mains to train with.
>>335424670
>shit at melee
>dick only works sometimes
>literally can't get a job
Jason had a hard life.
>>335424342
>>335424736
>>335425084
https://twitter.com/ryanriesling
>Followed by Hbox, Bizz, TKbreezy and Toph
>No PP
>>335425610
the fox matchup literally is smash tho
Id like to see marth vs jigs for hbox
or anything but fox, because it aint working
>>335425508
He's so basic. I'd prefer Sethlon or literally anyone else.
HBOX GETTING READY TO BE SECOND AGAIN
>>335425216
If you actually met Hbox in real life you might feel bad for shitposting this hard for once.
Even his documentary was an exaggeration. He's not nice even when he's doing great. It's amazing contrasting walking up to someone like Mango or Axe and asking them for a picture vs. Hbox. Like have you ever wondered why there are no pictures of fans with Hbox? IT'S BECAUSE HE SAYS NO ALL THE TIME.
>>335425610
Fox definitely wins the matchup though. Hbox is the only one that knows the matchup well. I think fox puff is 60-40 in foxs favor
>>335424473
yeah i'm sure all that canadian/european practice will pay off.
>>335425363
he's much more likeable than zero. that shit was/is hell whenever i watch smash 4
Just got home and my guy Hbox is losing. Welp. Let's get that Dreamland counterpick going!
m2ks autism is what makes him not win
his marth was on fire
I want Westballs to forcefully come back and enter, he's the saving grace of Summit at this point
>>335425570
because the smash community is literally 99.9% dickriders that don't actually know anything about competitive other than what their "gods" tell them. they are incapable of thinking for themselves.
>>335425656
>People actually git gud at melee and don't complain about characters.
>>335425708
>newfriend doesn't know how grand finals work
lol
>Game has been out for longer than 10 years
>Has had a incredibly active pro scene the whole time
>Just recently people have decided that a character is broken and cancerous and against the games spirit
>>335425701
I also prefer Sethlon, but he never plays PM anymore, I just like seeing high level Roy
>>335425656
Jiggs is the exception
Jiggs has a Tr4sh esque Up-Throw to rest combo which any shit player can do and win against professional players
>>335425671
>Followed by The Moon, Redd, Strong Bad, DJ Nintendo, Mike Haze, EE, Milktea
Holy fuck, PP's ex-gf takes the BBC better than any other porn star right now besides maybe Riley Reid
hbox please lose
>>335425790
>all this damage control because they're mad hbox wins with an objectively bad character
>>335425740
I feel extremely empathetic for him.
He's been playing a game for over ten years.
He has literally been the reason we have gotten all frame data and shit so early before people used dolphin and use debug mode to get the data and basically knows th game inside out
He knows he should be godlike from his experience, but is failing for reasons either he can control or beyond his control due to bad luck or habits (i.e his hands, fucking up easy shit, or forgetting something)
He is having this mindset of feeling like he's shit because he knows he shouldn't be, but his autism/depression is now starting to catch up when he fucks up on something he knows he shouldn't have.
>>335425671
Wait, you're allowed to post porn on Twitter?
>>335425610
>>335425718
There is no fucking matchup data since there's only one relevant puff. This one player could just fall to certain characters or playstyles.
We know the other top 6 chars because we've had 15 years and a ton of players play them.
>>335425674
if the best puff is beating the best foxes over and over the matchup isn't fucking 7-3
>hurr he's just that good
yeah okay
>>335425852
Just finished fapping to one of her pornos. Sorry PPMD-senpai
>>335425735
>my guy Hbox
>>>/reddit/
>>335425768
No one complains about characters except Hax, who got gud, and Juggleguy who's a faggot
>>335425442
He use to just play defensively and campy. Somehow he recently figured out how to be aggressive and yet, somehow he is still campy. That changed the matchup significantly. Also, there is literally nobody but 3 puffs to practice with, but there are hundreds of Foxes you can practice on of varying skills and playstyle.
>>335425790
>puff hate
>recent
>>335425790
it's just a bunch of scrubs on v that dont actually go to tourneys
>>335425916
yeah
its great
>>335425656
Explain why Abadango recently won a tourney with Mewtwo.
>tafo on his laptop all fucking day
Is there anybody more undeserving person to be at this tournament. How is this fag even relevant in the scene?
>>335425852
takes it better in what way? what
>>335425952
Hax is a furfag, any opinion he has is irrelevant
>>335425916
Porn stars do it all the time but I think it depends on your account or something.
>>335425895
>It took ten years for us to figure out the character is objectively bad
>IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ONE GUY THAT PLAYS HIM BEATING ALL MY FAVORITES GUYS
>>335425926
As a PP fan, is it wrong to fap to her porn?
>>335425916
I follow Great Asses Daily
>>335425841
>combo which any shit player can do and win against proffesional players
The difficult part comes in finding the situation where you can apply the combo.
>>335426001
he traps for some of the guys there
>>335425916
Yes. Jap hentai artists post their work on there all the time.
That fucking laugh
>>335425671
>>335425845
The Hoe of smash, goddam
>>335425740
He plays on emotion despite the whole m2k is a robot shit his emotions heavily effects how he plays. M2K has said that marth is his character he plays with the most passion and HMW said it best, M2K doesnt want to lose with marth because it would be a huge blow him.
>>335425841
That explains the overwhelming amount of Jigglypuffs in tournaments.
Shroomed & SFAT's match and M2K's 3-0 were the best matches of the day
>>335425978
This. Can't believe some people here actually want to ban puff
>>335426001
>not kniowing that tafokints is probably one of the most significant people in the scene right now
>>335425551
>evo
>not having a history of lame grime
>>335426001
He's an analyst. You should be familiar wiht them if you've seen other sports.
>>335426001
He works for ESPN doesn't he? I assume he's doing his fucking job m8.
>>335424559
Looks much worse in motion actually.
>>335426076
>grab opponent
Golly gee that sure was hard amrite
>>335425790
Puff has been hated every since Smash 64
>it's a GF goes to 2nd set and Hbox wins 3-1 episode
Armada going to fucking WRECK hungrypoop
I will suck my own dick if there's no bracket reset
>>335426000
Abadango doesn't complain about Bayo like all the other tr4sh babbies
Why does Jigglypuff have to ruin everything fun?
>>335426106
>>335425845
Man, what the fuck can PP even say in this situation? his ex is all on display on the internet, for all his smash friends to see.
>>335426246
Post pics
>>335426165
Nah, he just writesmediocrearticles
ARMADA IS FUCKING AMAZING
GET FUCKED HBOX
anyone who has met hungrybox will be able to tell he's a shit bag.
>my friend gets to play him in pools at a big tourney
>friend is nowhere near Hbox's level so Hbox picks doctor Mario
>that's okay sometimes you wanna style with other characters
>literally just lames it out
>at one point DURING the match he starts rolling over and over again as my friend isn't good enough to punish
>is literally watching another match while doing this
Atleast show some casual respect to people jesus
>>335426292
>his ex
>ex
So why should he give a fuck about his ex?
>>335426292
Doesn't really matter, it's his ex and that was years ago anyway
>>335426181
sure man if it's so easy why aren't you getting free money in your locals right now you fucking faggot go there and get 4 easy af grabs to rest on randomspacie69 then after you win EVO maybe you will get invited to smash summit 3
>>335424980
This is the gayest thing I've ever seen
YES
>>335426373
>Things that didn't happen
LESFUCKINGO
Time for 3-1 in Hbox's favour :^)
HBOX Wins haha your game is dead RIP now lets move on to the superior game. SMash 4
>>335426246
I'm doing that tonight anyway
OMG I FORGOT THERE WAS A WHOLE NOTHER FUCKING SET
FUCK
FUCKING HBOX REEEEEEEEE
>Reset
TAKE THAT HNIGGER YOU BROWN PIECE OF SHIT
GO SVERIGE!!
POP THE PUFF
WE
GOT
THIS
ARMADA
SWEDEN
AMERICA
FOX
EVERYONE
LITERALLY NO ONE LIKES YOU HBOX
NO ONE
The two best players in the world
No competition
WOW HALF AN HOUR OF MORE PUFF GAMEPLAY I'M SO EXCITED
I kind of want HBox to win just to see how dead silent the house would be.
>it's a 3-1 hbox victory in 2nd set episode
>>335426505
I actually live in GA, he comes to locals up here sometimes.
I can vouch that he's a complete douchebag.
>>335426165
>>335426158
He's not watching the game he can take his ass out of that house and bring in someone else
>fuck up a rest and eat an upsmash
>live anyways
We sm4sh now.
Hbox and Armada are the only gods. Literally nobody else in this scene is relevant.
>>335426373
yeah I asked to play a friendly with hbox and he just chose fox and fucked around and had a giggle about it, didn't really seem like he was paying much attention to me
>>335426517
I totally forgot that game existed
>>335426415
people will question his judgement
is it sad that i have no friends on social media
>>335426464
I already do friendo :^)
I dont go to big tournaments because I'm not autistic enough to travel to another countries to play video games
>>335425790
>just
>r
>e
>c
>e
>n
>t
>l
>y
please fucking win armada
i can't stand this puff shit anymore. I would rather watch Pika-Samus
>>335426573Leffen
>>335426591
pls no
>>335426373
>help someone that's good at the game fucked my friend in the ass
Stop acting like this doesn't happen.
B R A I N G E A R
>>335426373
I've met the dude, he's kind of a fucking asshole and thinks he's like, God's gift to earth or some shit.
I saw him at a grocery store in Los Angeles the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>335426542
>Falcon will never be relevant in top 4 because of easily gimp able recovery
>No reboot F-zero anime with ultimate budget
Why live...
>>335425852
cuck
say it with me now:
armada will save melee
>>335426678
that's old because he's beaten everyone at this point
>>335426674
it's literally free money you retard please give us a shoutout at EVO
>>335426613
PPMD is a god when he's doing alright psychologically
That sweat drop
>>335426642
>He plays Melee for money
As far as most people are concerned, he already fucked up.
down-tilt killed at what? didn't see. seemed really early.
>>335426704
This shitty copy pasta
>HMW shilling
>not even commentating or bantering
What a total disappointment.
Can someone tell me why he isn't back yet? It seemed so long ago when he got deported, I thought it would have been resolved by now.
I hope he can make it in time for evo.
In a perfect world every character in Melee is a fastfaller or a swordfighter
What's going through his head right now /v/?
>>335426704
hoping someone would post this
>>335426721
>no new F-Zero game ever
>>335426790
Really? I kind of like it. The infetterence line makes me laugh
What was the name of that tournament he just talked about?
>>335426823
im fat
>>335426373
We went out to eat once and he treated our waitress like shit, kept telling her to go away while she was trying to get our orders cuz he was talking, asked about a billion questions about the menu, complained about the food
he's an awful person and he's ruining the game he defines his entire life by
>>335426721
>no f-zero games either
>>335426813
Which part don't you get about him being banned for tax evasion? It isn't something you resolve in a few months, this is at LEAST 2 years until he can go back in the US.
This is actually painful to watch.
>>335426813
He's fucked for a while longer apparently, US tax issues are a big deal
>>335426813
Leffen has very kissable lips
>>335426748
Who should I make it out to?
I LOVE LOVAGE
>>335426813
Tax evasion. Also TSM treats all their non-league players like shit
i am fucking terrified
armada's gonna win right?
RIGHT???
>>335426813
kinda hate his attitude, but i do feel like the game is suffering without him
>it's a hbox wins 3-0 in second set episode
>>335426959
Something subtle like WE WUZ KANGS N SHEIT
>>335426816
>Made this picture and didn't even put in randal
What kind of idiot forgets something so obvious?
>>335426823
I wish i wasn't mexican
>all the shit that went down and it's just another armada v hbox grand finals
>>335426863
>>335426892
>closeset wwe got was mario kart 8 DLC with F-zero x announcer
>Wii u/possible NX F-zero would be gorgeous in HD, but no word of mouth of either being a possibility
They are just beating a dead horse
>>335426908
So he didn't pay taxes on his US smash earnings?
>>335425790
>[Just recently]
puff has been hated since mangopuff was on the come up and was a contributing factor to why he started playing spacies, she's antifun for a lot of people to both play against and watch and it's cute to pretend as if anti-puff sentiments are only recent
historically, it's magnified whenever puff players approach being the best
>>335427028
Sent ;)
>>335425710
It must suck if everybody asks you for a picture. It makes you feel like a zoo animal.
>>335426373
A lot of people sandbags against low players for fun or for the bantz. Why do these fags think their feelings matter?, why don't you and your friend man up and get good?. Holly shit, you sound like a goddamn SJW,
>>335426998
We can only pray.
>>335426704
No joke though that first line does kind of describe him. I went to UF and played him once around this time last year when he came to a meetup for the school melee group. He really did act like a bit of an arrogant chode, he didn't really talk to anyone, only stayed for like a half hour or so, and acted like he was doing everyone there a really big favor by deigning to play melee with us (he barely even went puff). Guy is a legit tool.
>you have a chance to make a low tier into high tier
Who's your choice /v/?
That was sick af
GOT'EM
my friend had to go to work right after m2k won 3-0 over armada
he's a huge mango and m2k fan. how am I supposed to tell him what happened?
>popping off in the first game
fuck off fatbox
fuck that was a great finish.
>>335427128
Kirby
SD remix Kirby is love
>>335426823
"I forgot to check if there were any new Jigglypuff porn images this morning."
>that rest
He threw that so hard those dtilts were awful.
That was sick.
>>335427128
captain falcon
>>335427128
Roy's our Boy, make him into our man
More like hungryGOD
YO WHAT THE FUCK
>>335427172
it was sick. shut up
that was sick
>>335427128
G&W.
Add L-cancels and a bigger shield and he'd be at least Luigi tier.
>>335426704
Smooth transition
THE GOD
>>335427128
Falcon
>>335427128
Falcon
>>335426798
But he's non-esports, Anon. :^)
HBox is the fucking man.
>>335427128
Game & Watch
>>335427128
yoshi, no question
inb4 yoshi is good, he's not
>brackets get reset only for hbox to win 3-0 again
>>335427169
don't, let him have one more dream
>>335427128
Falcon
>>335426373
I know this story is fake but here is a real story about M2K
>At a tourney
>Doing okay, scraping by just barely, don't expect to leave pools, but having fun
>Have to play M2K
>Say something like "Aw that's not fair, putting some nobody against M2k? I'm just gonna lose."
>He doesn't even look at me but he says "Don't say that. You'll never get better if you defeat yourself."
>"It's why I lose. Haha" The laugh felt a little forced, honestly, but it did feel like the statement was genuine
>And then he 4 stocked me twice and never once even looked at me
M2k is okay.
>>335426591
silly dog, no it's notit's a 3-2 hbox victory in 2nd set episode
>>335427128
Bowser, for shits and giggles.
>2,000+ viewer count drop after m2k was eliminated
hbox is killing melee ._.
>Playing a decade old children's game competitively
>Shigglypuff
>>335427078
Because most people don't give one fuck about getting good at smash you tard. he wasn't competing at a touney
>>335427169
You know what's sad? Mango is the reason for m2k getting depressed again. If he had a Mango set after 3-0ing Armada, he would have the momentum to win, and would have beaten Armada again in GF. But Hungrybox is too big a wall for m2k.
>>335427128
Mario or G&W.
>>335426505
I went to UF at the same time he did. He was really a holier than thou pretentious type, thought he was better than everyone else because he was a gamer getting an engineering degree.
>>335427128
Falcon
>>335427217
>tfw you live in the only state where people are scared of facing G&W
>>335427128
Falcon.
Fuck this stupid game.
hbox is such a faggot
>>335425671
>>335425845
>still following
>>335427335
>._.
kys
>>335427172
That was an amazing rest to be fair. And he was losing.
>it's a went to middle school and high school with hbox episode
Our high school had smash tournies hosted by the anime club. This nigga beat me in the semi-finals 2 years in a row and made me take 2nd place senior year.
I'm not even mad anymore given what level of play he turned out to be.
>>335427128
Mr. Game & Watch
The hero we deserve
>>335427335
Jigglypuff carries players and its killing the game.
>>335427128
Game and watch. he's a cool unique character with plenty of taunts.
>hbox wins again
feels good meng, bow to your new god
>>335427373
>hosted by the anime club
Did he say what he liked?
ARMADA IS PLAYING_____
>>335427301
>"Don't say that. You'll never get better if you defeat yourself."
Holy shit m2k is GAR
>>335427428
*carries player
>>335427446
yeah, being a faggot
>>335427373
what a derpy looking kid, i'd have punched him if he had beat me
>>335427301
under all the autism and depression he's genuinely a nice guy
he's definitely much, much more real in his emotions than hbox.
hungrybox is the one that seems like a robot to me. mew2king wears his heart on his sleeve and plays how he feels.
>>335427446
Boku no Pico.
>>335427361
Are you about to cry?
>>335427447
melee
>>335427453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2Z_kdbSQJI
>>335427447
As good as he can.
>>335427357
do you live in nj with qerb?
>>335427396
>>335427350
>>335427217
>>335427259
>>335427350
>>335427429
>Game and watch is really good in project M
>People regard him as cancerous
Well then...
>>335427540
*well
I AM FUCKING NUMB
ARMADA PLEASE
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
Fox: The Game
okay what the FUCK is a tomahawk?
>>335427503
>punch another kid over a nintendo game at school
literally autistic
>>335426373
I played him in a socal regional when he was around, probably Pat's House 2. He was already on a setup playing with a lower tier player so he was sandbagging with game and watch but still winning. I wanted to get into that setup since it was only 2 people so I ask for next and end up beating his game and watch because I wanted to try against a god (and wanted to play his puff anyway, but didn't ask). About a minute into me playing the other guy he unplugs and fistbumps the other guy with a 'gg' saying he has to play a match soon and doesn't even look my way.
THERE IS HOPE STILL
ARMADA YES
>>335426823
Isn't he Argentinian?
>>335427345
Then why are you crying?, you shouldn't demand others to take you seriously just because. Also, tell him to play offline by himself. That way there are 0 hurt feelings, ok?.
>>335427591
>Jigglypuff: The Game
FTFY
GO ARMADA
>>335427301
I believe it. I've heard other stories where he's not exactly warm but is willing to entertain a little bit.
>>335427613
empty jump into grab
ARMADA IS SAVING MELEE
>>335427613
Meaties but in melee.
>>335427613
U throw>u air as fox iirc
>>335427613
empty jump/hop in which the player does not attack
thank you armada
>>335427613
land in front of a persons shield and grab, they expect an aerial and get grabbed instead
you new?
>>335427453
This was years ago
>>335427128
Ganon
>>335427629
armada is going to win because hungrynigger sucks cock
>>335427579
That's because G&W is such bullshit in pm. He definitely carries players in PM. Ex: Mr.Lz
>>335427613
A jump at the opponent to a grab. Your opponent shields expecting the aerial and you grab them.
IT'S HAPPENING
GET READY TO SHIT ON H BOX
>>335427510
>That gif/webm people post of M2K when he can't escape the Ice Climber grab
I immediately feel sorry for him every time. That genuine sadness on him. Breaks my heart.
>>335427548
Yes, he's 4th on the State PR this season
Also we only have a single fox main in the Top 15
PRINCE ABU THANK GOD YOU EXIST
LITERALLY SAVING MELEE FROM 666XX
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
i'm about to become the biggest armada fan
HBOX'S DEAD DIABETIC DAD COMING BACK TO HAUNT HIM
ARMADA YES
Y E S
E
S
Are we about to be saved?
Does tafo really trap for people?
LET'S AUTOSAGE SO WE CAN HAVE A CELEBRATION THREAD
>>335427720
Who gets carried harder:
Snake for flipp or GnW for Mr. Lz?
PRINCE ABU
MIGHTY IS HE
wow armada is actually fun to watch when he's not playing peach
WHO /swe/ HERE
Go Go Armada!
>>335427579
He has hella jank but even Mrlz has been beaten by non-top players.
>>335427654
>>335427659
>>335427672
>>335427691
>>335427725
thanks, mates. The only "fighting" game i play is smash
>>335427868
yea
open socal secret
Kill this fucker Armada you are the one true God
>>335427446
dbz and naruto back then, he was friends with my friends but thats about it. kinda seemed like a dick, don't really follow the smash scene so I only know him from what I recall in grade school, probably changed by now
>>335427892
Reporting in!
>hbox doesn't play campy bair spam any more
EU is the savior we needed
>>335427868
Trap for people?
IT GOES TO ROUND 5
FD
ARMADA WINS
CALLING IT NOW
>>335427613
people always say empty hop into grab. an empty hop literally just means jumping at the person without doing a move. it's tricking them into thinking you're going to hit their shield but you just grab them instead.
>armada won like every tournament last year
>everyone went crazy when he dropped games
>people suddenly love armada
why
>>335427892
>Magno is out
Sure why not
>all this laser camping
why am i supposed to root for this fagoot?
>>335427892
>>335427987
does swe have qts?
>>335428013
hbox is a bitch
>>335427054
> what is FAST racing neo
Admittedly, it's more like burn-out, but I'll take it
>>335428013
BECAUSE HES NOT HBOX
>>335428013
Lesser of two evils.
>>335427938
Jesus fucking christ, was every single person in your school a filthy spic?
>>335428054
No, root for the bair machine instead
>>335427938
Would you the girl in the top right?
>>335428013
because fuck hungry box
I get the impression from hbox that he's a huge douchebag, is this impression founded?
I BELIEVE
>>335428013
Better the swedecuck than hbox
one more stock
>>335427232
He is complaining about the Fox vs Jiggs MU. HMW is so wack now.
>>335427301
can't help but love the poor autist. he's just so genuine.
>armada
>banned from chat for spamming residentsleeper
Where were you when the mods went full nazi?
Is Leffen still deported?
>>335428092
this is what high school yearbooks look like in california
>>335428156
He's carried by a broken character
ARMADA
ARMADA
ARMADA
ARMADA
Hbox really needs to take some money from his tournament winnings and hire a hitman to take out Prince Abu.
>>335428156
no one really knows, other 4 gods don't even know anything about him
ARMADAAAA
>>335428156
You're not fooling anyone Mangofag.
>>335428228
He's camping out in Canada right now.
>literally less views than there were a few sets before gf
>hbox doesn't do friendlies with top players for the sake of confining his sekret techs
>people instead rely on prince abu
i wanted to play melee but this has gotten me pretty sour jfc at least with sm4sh people shit on him regularly
YES FUCK YOU HBOX
SWEDEN YES
ARMADA
R
M
A
D
A
GET FUCKED YOU FATHERLESS FAT FUCK!!!
thank fucking god
WITNESSED
G E T
F U C K E D
BTFO
LET THE TEARS COMMENCE
PRINCE ABU
>PRINCE ABU
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>PRINCE ABU
GET FUCKED HBOX!!!!
YEEEEEEAAAAAAH
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>335428227
Spammers get autobanned, newfag
WHEN ARMADA WAS DESTINED TO WIN THE WHOLE TIME
>ARMADA
FUCK YES
HE DID IT
HE FUCKING DID IT GET FUCKED HBOX FUCK YOU
WE SAVIOURS NOW
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
TAKE THAT HUNGRYBOX FANBOY COCKSUCKERS
NEW THREAD
>>335428364
NEW THREAD
>>335428364
NEW THREAD
>>335428364
GET
FUCKED
FAGGOT
PRINCE ABU THE MVP
>armada wins
>against hbox
>people thinking hbox is on the same level as armada
heh
LET'S GO
ARMADA
R
M
A
D
A
>>335428156
not really
just listen to him talk for like a minute and you'll see that he's a giant diva
he tries so hard to sound educated and unbiased and genuine he's just a redditor manifested irl
YES
YES
YEScan't believe I'm celebrating an armada fox victory, but hbox's face makes it worth it
ARMADA SAVING MELEE AGAIN
>>335428232
Heres your (You)
>City of HungryBox
>>335428304
>Citation needed
62k
ARMADA!!!
YEES!
yes
YES
YESSSSSSSSS
GET FUCKED HBOX DICKRIDERS
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN ARMADA LITERALLY SAVED MELEE
>WHERE WERE YOU WHEN ARMADA LITERALLY SAVED MELEE
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN ARMADA LITERALLY SAVED MELEE
>WHERE WERE YOU WHEN ARMADA LITERALLY SAVED MELEE
>>335428232
>broken character
M E M E
Gay
Ice is cute af desu
BASED
ARMADA
F U C K Y O U H B O X
FUCK HBOX
CRYING
SADBOX
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
Thank god we finally got someone different winning.
PINPOINT THE MOMENT
>>335428092
>>335428230
We live in Florida m8s
School was like 40/40 white/hispanic split with the rest being evenly divided between asians and blacks.
YES
SUPER SMASH MELEE BROS. HAS BEEN SAVED
FUCK YEAH
SWEDEN WINS GET FUCKED HBOX
>hb just sitting there
L O L
HCUX ON SUICIDE WATCH
>Hbox alone in the room crying.
damn
>Sad Hungrybox
New meme
WHO HAS A SCREENCAP OF HBOX SITTING IN THAT CHAIR ON STREAM?
SOMEONE POST IT
HBOX FANS BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN THE FUCK OUT
Well the fucking cuck won who cares
Tafo is cute
>No handshake
>No fistbump
>He just takes his controller and walks off after celebrating
HUNGYKEK BTFO
>be HBox (extremely shitty)
>pick retarded character that no on plays
>think I'm good
>lose on Dreamland TWICE
>proceed to off myself for the better of the game
>>335428443
>different
>Armada
>They doubted the One God
>>335428446
[ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES]
>>335428446
You can see MacD in the background thinking about cocks/eyeing someone's ass.
>>335428401
>he's just a redditor manifested irl
a lot less embarrassing than a 4channer manifested irl.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHEN HIS HEART BREAKS
>>335428449
Did you went to Amy´s Baking Company?
>>335428304
why does no one watch hbox's stream footage?
>yfw
>>335428449
>We live in Florida
I live in Florida too and my high school was mostly white and black.
FUCK YES
>>335428232
Jiggly is broken both ways in that it's both easy and fast to KO with her and to KO her if you know what you're doing. Hbox is also just genuinely good.
>>335428559
Leffen?
>>335428494
Fucking hell
I hate hbox, but i really felt the utter sould destruction looking at him here, i actually felt sort of bad for him
>>335428534
There was a handshake.
>>335428538
it's funny how he hoists with two hands to a big crowd it when it's so fucking small
NOW...
I feel a little bad.
Hbox on suicide watch.
>>335428585
how the fuck do you fast forward streams to catch up in mpv mate?
>>335428704
LOL KYS HBOX
>>335428704
Dont
>>335428704
I FEEL NOTHING
GET FUCKED SHITBOX
>>335428659
He's just hamming it up for the camera, don't worry about it.
heyooooooo
>>335428735
just restart it
>>335428559
4channers don't go around jumping into conversations trying to get real life upvotes
don't project your own pathetic embarassment onto other 4channers
>>335428704
me too
but puff just feels cheap
>>335428676
He wanted to keep a Zero or Armada-esque streak going.
Also losing from Winners is tough
>>335428629
Depends on where in Florida you live. We're in the middle of Orlando bordering Kissimmee, and Kissimmee is spic city.
>>335428803
>Axe
This fucking guy has been pure gold.
who's gonna practice their puff now? me
>>335428704
EAT SHIT
I CAN FAP TO THIS
>>335428704
I feel a little bad that I'm not laughing harder
>>335428806
The way you connect websites to irl personalities is the only embarrassing thing here friend. have a good night.
So macd is gay right?
>>335428704
Hello darkness my old friend. Someone edited this now.
>>335428867
Not today, motherfucker
>>335428704
Eat shit FaggotBox
EVERYONE PRACTICE PUFF
BUT DON'T PLAY IN TOURNEYS
>>335428859
Axe's faces pretty much sum up Smash Summit 2 in a nutshell
If someone has Axe faces, pls post them
Obviously there were some from the M2K 3-0 Armada set
>>335428704
What a fat fuck god damn
AR MA DA
AR MA DA
>Hungrybox purposely staying on camera to try to steal some attention from Armada winnin,g to his sad existence
Seriously he should kill himself
>>335428859
>>335428803
Why is it okay when Axe does it but not when Esam does it?
>>335428962
he's out
>>335429119
Its a game you autist geez
>>335429158
Because Axe isn't a faggot
>>335428449
some god tier reaction images in your yearbook bro
>>335429158
You have to know your place in the place and community. Everybody likes Axe and we know he is a nice guy, he can throw some goofy faces on camera. If you are not liked you shouldn't be trying to be funny
>>335429158
Because Esam is a Sm4shfaggot who plays lame. Axe is our nigga and plays a rad fucking Pikachu.
>>335429218
exactly
right now there's only one person in that house crying and it's the autist from florida literally no one likes
>>335428061
Yes. We have Armada.
>>335429119
Better than him doing his whole arm raising thing for le ebin spotlight stealing disguised as sportsmanship
>>335429242
top is
>mfw armada beats hbox
WHENS MAFIA
>>335429376
Next year.
>>335429376
not today
>>335429575
...hello darkness my old friend
Just thought I would collect some data to see if hbox grand finals tanks viewers. It would have been better if I started at the beginning of the day and I need a better sample size of tournaments (I need to see if what numbers look like without hbox) but here's a shitty image I made with the numbers.
damn, I want some pizza now.
>>335429575
someone put this togetehr with the mango one from tbh5
> tourneys over
> thread immediately dies
Y'all some gay niggas
>>335429749
It's pretty normal that viewcount goes up towards and during GF.
>>335429749
i had it on a separate monitor and i occasionally glanced over when the commentators yelled
>>335429847
make an after-thread and post this link in here. this one's about to die
>>335429847
Im watching the interview personally.
>>335429749
Viewcount should go up 5-10k in a bracket reset gf
>>335429946
also, this
>>335429847
new thread is here retard
>>335428364
>>335430045
thanks, but to be fair, it wasn't linked and i was watching the interviews
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