Smash Summit 2 - Final Day #2
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SINGLES UNDERWAY LETS GO. Weston the first of the top 12 out.
brackets: https://smash.gg/tournament/smash-summit-2/brackets
stream @ BeyondTheSummit
DAJUAN
>>335397860
ENERGY
>westballz
>>335397901
MCDANIEL
>>335397860
MCDANIEL
>>335397901
MCDANIEL
>>335397887
is this your first time watching smash
>wobbles and westballz giving up because they don't even want to fuckign win
>good chance they an hero in the near term future
HUNGRYBOX'S FATHER LITERALLY DIED FROM BEING TOO FAT
>HMW jokes about suicide
GET SCAR'S TWITTER READY
GIVE ICE YOUR ENERGY
bane?
>>335397780
Dajuan better win now
>>335397887
you're so fucking new it hurts
i normally wouldn't say anything but you had to express yourself in the faggiest way possible
>>335398015
juan
stop bringing your dad into everything
>>335397995
>>335398052
>T4 esports like fightan don't even know how to go grand finals
Ice vs. SFAT is gonna be nuts
their set at Genesis was next level
>yfw Ice wins
>>335398048
>ENERGY wins the whole summit
>>335398136
just leave
>who vs who
Is Sfat the best in NorCal?
>>335397887
>I beat someone and send them to losers, they beat me and just win the tournament.
Why would you want that?
HMW needs to leave and never come back
>>335398136
>using the word Esports unironically
boy i sure could go for some BrainGear™ right now™
>>335397995
I mean it is on a DOTA stream. I'm imagining there's at least a couple people here watching smash for the first time or at least one of the first times
>>335398303
>he doesn't like HMW
>>335398271
No, PPU and Shroomed are arguably better
>>335398271
maybe on their rankings but shroomed does way better at majors
>fox ditto
>>335398369
Then they atleast do research on how the rules work instead of sperg out because it's not like their assfaggots
>>335398390
>PPU
Good one
>>335398303
Sorry GimR, I'll call D1 real fast
>>335398303
racists pls go
HMW is a national treasure
>>335398329
What the fuck went wrong? He used to be so cute.
HOW ABOUT YOU STOP SD'ING EVERY FUCKING MATCH YOU GERMAN CUNT
>>335398560
He wanted to join the beard club
>>335398560
no more hip haircut along with putting on a few pounds
>These SD's
ITS A BRAINGEAR EPISODE
>>335398560
When you play video games a lot, I feel like thats normal to gain weight/fat.
Are there any pro gamers that have stayed fit for years?
Tfw when fox
>HBox
>How fast is melee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iNXitepWWU
??????
B R A I N G E A R SON
>>335398680
Alex19 aka The Magic
SNAKE OIL
>>335398680
its sad because literally ALL you have to do to not gain weight 99% of the time is not consume HFCS
Who /hbox/ here?
Here's to killing Melee and freeing the souls of the scene.
>flying all the way from Germany to lose
>again
Can anyone lend Ice $1200 to attend his next national? H-he might get it next time!!!
>>335398808
Please no and stay no.
>>335398719
>mfw Melee players think Melee is faster than MvC2
Man all this stream watching is making me crave a Brain Gear ™
>>335398680
csgo players
Just tuning in. Anything interesting I miss?
>>335398680
Hugs,Alex19,Ice, a couple of CSGO pro players pic related
>>335398987
Braingear shilling
I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE DRINKING YOUR BRAINGEAR™
Why is the room empty?
>>335398987
weshty's out at 9th
>>335399089
PLEASE WORK
>>335399091
They're all at the fridge drinking delicious Braingear™
>>335399091
It's loser's and all the gods are in winners. Nobody ain't got time fo dat.
>>335398680
Ice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eObdhwWtvpA&t=4m0s
>>335398921
*may cause cancer
b r a i n g e a r ™
Brain Gear confirmed working
BRAINGEAR
BRAINGEAR
BRAINGEAR
BRAINGEAR
BRAINGEAR
THE BRAINGEAR WORKS PERFECTLY
So after 2 loses braingear takes effect
brb ordering a whole pack of BrainGear™
When is Ice getting that Braingear™ sponsorship?
What if BRAINGEAR™ ends up giving all of the top players cancer?
GREETINGS FELLOW CONSUMERS
I AM CURRENTLY OF THRIST AND AM DEPLETED OF MENTAL ENERGY
CAN ANYONE RECOMMEND A PATENTED LIQUID THAT CAN SATE MY NEEDS
All this brain gear shit is legit making me laugh.
Braingear isn't so performance enhancing? are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a product with such an ability to sell out to smashers? Braingear puts the drug game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a drug with its ability to #makeitbrain. You can keep your addy. i prefer the braingear.
what if you take braingear and adderall both at the same time
this braingear talk is the funniest shit
>>335399236
the other guy was doing bitch push ups too
>>335399503
There was a futurama episode about that
>>335399503
You win EVO.
Damn, I'm thirsty.
anyone know something good to drink?
Preferably something that energizes my mind to play video games.
>>335398990
the real addy daddy is here
shoutouts to more shoutouts.
if ice wins because of BRAINGEAR, it would be the best
>>335399503
you get nu-Westballz
>using non-scheduled performance enchancers
all the shaking hand ice webmsexcept with brain gear
>>335399426
BRAIN
NOT MR. BRAINGEAR
WHY ISN'T IT WORKING
BRAINGEAR IS JUST PLACEBO SHIT
RIP BRAINGEAR
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'M FUCKING CANCELING MY BAINGEAR™ ORDER.
Braingear did nothing.
>it's a typical ice episode
;____;
BRAIN GEAR IS PULLING OUT
SMASH SCENE DEAD
BRAIN GEAR IN FLAMES
why is hbox on commentary? he doesn't know anything about the game outside of jiggs
>>335399532
lol i can't believe they counted those
TIME TO CANCEL MY ORDER OF BRAINGEAR
S2J IS MY GUY
>>335399797
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WITH THESE 96 UNITS I JUST PURCHASED?! FUCK YOU BRAINGEAR
Johnny getting cucked hard by Sheiks.
Fuck this bullshit.
reminder
Water>BRAINGEAR®
>4 commentators talking over each other
>just repeating what moves are being used
>Braingear mentioned 50 times.
>yurocucks
SUCK FFAT
Does BrainGear™ taste good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWeUADZCozs
>No good commentators were invited to smash summit
Why
>My order for Brain Gear was placed
>Can't refund it for some reason
NOOOOOOO!
Sponsorship confirmed.
Braingear isn't so performance enhancing? are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a product with such an ability to sell out to smashers? Braingear puts the drug game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a drug with its ability to #makeitbrain. You can keep your addy. i prefer the braingear.
>>335399983
Toph, Scar, and Lovage are all here.
Don't know what the fuck they're doing.
nice ability to use language, hbox
FUCK EVERYTHING
>S2J vs Plup
It's like chossing between my two sons
Which sponsor fucked up the hardest? PG?
I hate wanting Ice to win.
>>335400039
I fuckin love it
>mfw on BrainGear™
>>335400102
Plup looks like such a faggot
>>335400072
Yeah they are, but the guy wanted good commentators invited
>>335400126
Panda Gaming is fucking kicking themselves after this
All the backlash from ESAM being a pretentious douchebag and Wobbles punching a hole in a wall
>>335399990
>getting scammed
just buy from nootropic sites
https://smartpowders.com/
>>335400242
shut up D1
>>335400126
evil geniuses
>>335400102
NO UPSETS BABY
>>335400242
Like who my dude?
>mfw you respond with wife/husband or d1/prog
Smash Summit 1 had PPMD
Smash Summit 2 has HBox and ESAM
>>335400102
>gets to dumpster 3 of the best falcons everyday
if you think plup is going to lose you are beyond delusional
>>335400310
oops, wrong site
http://www.powdercity.com/
Dude seriously this match up is 8-2 for Falcon
Is Sheik really that bad of a matchup for Falcon?
I just tuned in for the first time since Summit started. Has Mango done anything sick with Marth or did he crack and go Fox/Falco? He's still in winners so it has to be one of the two.
>>335400281
Wobbles i feel is not a problem. Sure the wall was stupid as shit but he owned up to it and acted classy afterward. ESAM was not 100% bad until yesterdays mafia. I defended him, but i won't anymore, fuck
>>335400452
this
sheik is a joke character
>>335400528
not sure but mango's the only god to drop sets
>>335400519
yes
>>335400528
>crack and go Fox/Falco
lmao you don't know shit about Mango or smash, typical veebab
>>335400552
What happened at Mafia?
I was just talking about that long winded reddit post talking about how everyone is an asshole but him.
>>335400528
He's only gone Fox in bracket so far. Apparently he's been playing mostly marth in friendlies though
>>335400212
>mfw on BrainGear™
>>335400552
what happened in mafia
>>335400684
>>335400756
Kragg happened.
>>335400351
Wife/Husband are shit, D1 is shit, Prog is a legitimately good commentator. Wobbles can do very good commentary, but having players commentate is usually not that viable. PPMD would've been good on commentary too, but that's a pipedream on a pipedream. Toph/Scar are just unbearable to listen to
>>335400727
Did she died?
Anyone else feel like Hungrybox was sandbagging in crews, and is going to destroy Armada and Mango in singles?
JOKING ABOUT DOMESTIC ABUSE
BANNED
BANNED
>>335399990
>buying something because they sponsored a melee tournament
are you special?
>>335400727
What the fuck am I looking at?
>>335400684
Attention hogging and being a generally shit person. Loud asshat.
He really should know that his presence is very controversial, so goign about being a massive faggot won't help. Stay calm, humble, polite
>>335400684
>>335400756
he made a "read" that both showcased him poor listening skills and egocentric attitude, he also sounds like a self-important prick whenever he speaks
>>335400906
epileptic seizure
Not like this, Johnny
>2016
>playing falcon
>>335400929
yay
>>335400858
He'll probably wreck Mango, I can't really see him beating Armada though
>>335401051
it's always like this.
Falcon Shiek MU is almost not fair
Especially with Plup
>>335400975
>>335400915
Wasn't there also something to do with trying to take the wiimote off of Axe or something?
>>335400903
Can't tell what a joke is, huh? Are you sure you aren't special? I'm surprised you didn't quote everyone talking about buying Brain Gear.
>>335400827
West Coast Scar is faggy (EC Scar was at least autistic and entertaining), Toph has always been a tryhard little cunt
Prog and PPMD would actually be an incredible combo. They'd be professional: Prog would bring the eSports, PP would bring the info.
are there ANY decent socal shieks?
>>335401209
>decent socal players
heh
>>335401109
yeah, typical attention seeking behavior and generally being a faggot
>>335401109
Was part of it, he showed he thinks hes the best player in the place at mafia, and tried to hog the talking part of town. Reachign for the remote while Axe is fuckign defending himself is just shitty
>>335400901
I just want to speak on behalf of myself AND the smash community, and say that we DO NOT CONDONE such behavior and LANGUAGE. We are an UNDERSTANDING people who speak with INTEGRITY.
For those that were OFFENDED by the way some members of OUR COMMUNITY acted, I apologize DEEPLY, as DEEP as my wife's dick goes in my bum bum.
Braingear isn't so performance enhancing? are you kidding me?
When was the last time you saw a product with such an ability to sell out to smashers?
Braingear puts the drug game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a drug with its ability to #makeitbrain.
You can keep your addy. i prefer the braingear.
>>335401209tafo
>>335398897
Pro melee APM is near pro Starcraft 2 APM lol
>>335401280
I think the most off-putting part about ESAM this weekend was his "apology", which was essentially just a way for him to grab more attention
the sad part is you know he didn't do it consciously
Someone as awkward as Hungrybox should not be allowed to commentate. He doesn't even have any knowledge of the game besides gay jigglypuff shit.
eh fuck this matchup
fuck plup too lol, he looks like a homo
>>335401490
mad mangofag spotted
>>335401297
ebin twitch chat memes XD
>>335401465
he was clearly joking
>taunting during the match
savage
>Plup taunts in a matchup that heavily favors him in every way possible
what a fucking faggot
Fuck Shiek so much, I hate that bitch more than any other in the game.
Braingear isn't so performance enhancing? are you kidding me?
When was the last time you saw a product with such an ability to sell out to smashers?
Braingear puts the drug game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a drug with its ability to #makeitbrain.
You can keep your addy. i prefer the braingear.
>>335401120
Bruh, pls don't h8. That nigga just needs some BRAINGEARtm.
>>335401490
Hungrybox's problem is that he tries way too hard to be funny and fit in
I kind of feel bad for him actually
>>335401523
ejoyed that rape S2J cocksucker?
must hurt to see your buttbuddy get outplayed like a bitch.
>>335401391
why have they never played then?
>>335401640
oh mb, I didn't notice
Weed smoking meme character playing Cali degenerate BTFO
>>335401725
what site is that?
>laudandus thinks the match up is bad for sheik
why do poeple think this fag is relevant because he placed well at a single tournament?
>>335401391
>>335401725
tafo sucks
best sheik in socal is probably captain faceroll
>>335401654
I don't wanna be like Ice
>>335401836
just googled tafostats
>>335401717
>rape
WOAH
WOAH
HOLD
UP
>>335401683
I cant feel bad for him because he does it to himself.
Am I even supposed to try and dashdance as Sheik or do I just dash one way and wavedash around
>>335401842
Plenty of other top players have dumb opinions on the game as well
>>335401842
He doesn't think that. 90% of what that faggot says is ironic.
>>335401209
Faceroll is getting better. Santi would be really good if he cared more.
>>335401717
stop triggering me right now
>Last 4 sets with S2J Plup hasn't even lost one game
This is what you call dominance.
>the two lowtiers fight in Losers R2go duck
>>335401523
>play falcon
>complain
this is what you get for not heeding the words of Hax $$$$$$$$$$, enjoy your unviable character
>>335401683
That plus sometimes he really tries to steer the conversation to be about him
best and worst commentating pair?
best
>mang0 and m2k
worst
>sky and D1
>>335397780
this isnt dota
>>335401957
you dont dashdance as sheik
I loved Hungrybox circlejerking on commentary
>dood S2J never tech chases
>dood Sheik Falcon is like 70:30
>>335401640
>Implying I was joking
>>335402026
no
suck the Plup dick just like S2J did right now
4gods couch now maybe?
>>335401976
Yes he does
Were they playing FFIV music just now?
>>335402201
best
>Mang0 and Blur
>Scar Toph
>HMW/Phil
>Anyone not D1 or TK
worst
>D1 TK
>>335402109
I really noticed that when everyone was talking about characters who disappeared for a while like marth, falco etc.. got interrupted by hbox mentioning jiggs.
from the other thread
Braingear isn't so performance enhancing? are you kidding me?
When was the last time you saw a product with such an ability to sell out to smashers?
Braingear puts the drug game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a drug with its ability to #makeitbrain.
You can keep your addy. i prefer the braingear.
>>335402353
the gods need to play silly
>>335402412
worst
>Reslived + ???
>>335402353
4gods(- hungrybox) hopefully
>>335402356
No he doesn't. He calls Sheik a joke character all the time.
>>335402481
there's three matches before that though
>>335402341
fuck off
>>335402412
>worst not including sky
>>335402412
>D1 or TK
fuck that 5 gods commentary was awful
why the fuck was TK invited?
>>335402457
Fuck off back to twitch chat
>>335401976
A lot of what he says is tongue-in-cheek but he does genuinely think Falcon beats Sheik. Obviously stuff like air wobble into rest isn't entirely serious but he was seriously defended his opinion on Falcon/Sheik on multiple occasions
>>335402528
warm ups and shit, that's why Hbox left
>>335401725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzZDTqJEjMk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmHZiT-4OKM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYDPqyNSOrA
tafostats doesn't have much data put in
>>335402589
>sky
hasn't commentated melee in years
irreverent
So now that Brain Gear is confirmed a drink for busters, what are my boys drinking now?
Laudandus is right about the Falcon mu.
Not his fault Sheiks actually try to improve at the game unlike Falcon memers like s2j
teehee
>>335402736
water
>>335402713
well he didn't say just melee
>>335402736
water master race
>>335402560
>Butthurt smashgg S2J fags trying to deny the truth after that assbeating
>>335402201
best
>webs
worst
>everyone else
Zhu is the most irrelevant man in Melee
>>335402863
r u in the midwest my nig
>>335402871
he's been around forever
that gets him something
>>335402736
Water
>>335402201
Worst: Sky and anyone else. God damn it Sky, you can't literally act like a gigantic homo needlessly and then get fucking upset when people call you out on it.
Also Scar and Toph together. Seperately they can be tolerable, but together it's annoying because they start talking about shit that has nothing to do with the game because they're really good friends. I actually like the Scar and Toph show, but it is about them. These tournaments are not about them, keep it on the game, dudes.
Best: PPMD and anyone else.
Blur is a pretty good guy too.
HMW in not his hometown.
Special mention: D1 has some great pairs and some really shitty pairs. He is very hit or miss.I actually kinda prefer him when he goes ghetto than when he's trying to go full professional
>>335402871
>4th best falco is irrelevant
yeah no
>>335402736
Water
>>335402736
Water™
>>335402736
Water.
>>335402809
smash 4 is just as irrelevant
>Smash community
>people promoting braingear
>mango just says he needs more than that and says a vodka-redbull is better
b a s e d
>>335402201
>sky and D1
>wow I really want to suck that player's dick he's so handsome
>NO DI BACK TO THE MATCH
It was physically painful to listen to Smash 4 commentary at Genesis.
>>335402914
he's like Lovage but more pretentious
and I don't like Lovage
>>335402948
holy shit I didn't realize it was still 2011
>>335402201
Moon and dj nintendo
why do i feel like Pika rapes this matchup.
>>335402736
OM Ice and water
Just ate some roast beef and potatoes. Feeling good.
I hope M2K takes this tourney but I'm hoping Axe wins this current.
>>335402975
>>335402970
>>335402963
>>335402917
>>335402825
>>335402804
fuck even dramarunners have actual taste
>>335402910
nah
>>335403121
shibbolethed a fatfag
>>335402852
>>335402852
>implying Plup isn't just Hbox's fuccboi
>>335402201
Best
>HMW/Phil
>Mango/M2K
>Wobbles/Anyone
Worst
>Sky/D1
>Newlyweds
>Crimson Blur/Anyone
ELDER GOD TIER
-HomeMade Wobbles
-vintage D1/Prog
GREAT TIER
-Scar/Toph
-D1/Toph
-Mang0/Lovage
GOOD TIER
-Webs/D1
-Blur/D1
WASHED UP TIER
-Husband/Wife
LITERALLY WHY TIER
-EE/TK
-Mike Haggar during an Armada set
>>335403105
>Shroomed loses 3-0 in Shiek vs Pika against Axe
>not Joke tier
>>335403121
>not getting the joke
Some people might have been serious, but the joke is that Ice was using Brain Gear and Sfat was drinking plain water.
>>335403078
what are you even trying to convey
>>335403108
>I hope M2K takes this tourney
lmao yeah and i hope i find a million dollar bill in my sock drawer
>>335403260
Blur's just lost so much credibility with everyone shitting on him constantly, not that it's undeserved
>>335402948
Tekk/PrinceAbu are the 2nd best Puffs.
They're irrelevant.
What was your point again?
What sucks is that, if Axe wins this, he has to go against Plup. Shiek is a freaking hard counter to Pikachu.
>>335403292
You forgot D1/TK in literally why tier
>>335403412
>Blur's just lost so much credibility because he can't beat Kirby
ftfy
>>335403234
>7th best player in the world
>Probably even 6th right now since PP is shit now
>just a top players fuckboi
Don't bring an actual top player down to Mango's buttbuddy19 level.
>>335403292
HMW is actually an arse commentator when the nigger gimmick wears off, and he's especially bad in an eSports setting
Scar/Toph is only ok because we all have Stockholm Syndrome
put Sky/D1 in the Literally Why tier, Sky literally knows nothing about Smash 4
>>335403467
>Shiek is a hard counter to "insert non top tier here"
ftfy
reminder
our guys
>westballz
>wobbles
>axe
>plup
>energy mcdaniels
twitch chat's guys
>ppmd
>mew2king
reddit's guys
>mang0
>druggedfox
>armada
/a/'s guys
>leffen
>lucky
neo-/v/'s guys
>hbox
>esam
Is Samus like Sagat?
>Weston knocked out by Shroomed
What happened?
>>335403520
>literally never beat Armada
>6th
Not even PPU gets beat 3-0 by m2k lol
samus is a robot confirmed
>>335403630
SDs and getting raped in the neutral
Why is Duck in the summit?
>>335403717
No, you're thinking of Metroid.
>>335403467
Axe is fairly solid at the matchup, I'd be more worried if it were MacD
Plup will probably win but axe has a chance
>>335403630
lol westballz
this might just be the most boring high-level matchup in melee.
wake me up when it's over.
>>335403628
are you neo-v
speak for yourself
also
>hbox in neo-v
>not reddit
>>>/reddit/
>>335403804
metroid is a girl
>>335403628
I want to see the king win.
>>335403628
>Plup
>Wes
>Our guys
Yeah nah
>>335403630
Classic Wes set is what happened
>>335403768
Because he's a really good player
>>335403630
He had a vs. sheik game where you just don't feel like playing anymore
>>335403520
He's only 6th because he consistently places 6th
>>335403628
>reminder that this is my opinion but if you disagree you're wrong
fuck off reddit
>>335403629
falco is sagat
>>335403520
>PP is shit now
I love this fresh meme.
>>335403886
but he didnt get invited or voted in.
or am i recalling wrong?
>>335403628
>our guys
>>westballz
>>axe
>>plup
>not m2k, leffen, and armada
>>335403996
Hax had to drop out, Duck had the next highest number of votes
>>335403643
>never beat armada
Nobody outside the top 6 has for like 5 years.
>>335403643
Seems like someone didn't watch BOT5G where he beat M2K
When was the last time PPU did that?
>>335404127
JEFFERY
SILENT
SPECTER
>>335404127
Thats the point, wouldnt you say?
>>335403628
the TRUE reminder
our guys
>no one
twitch chat's guys/reddit//a//neo-/v/ guys
>westballz
>wobbles
>axe
>plup
>energy mcdaniels
>ppmd
>mew2king
>mang0
>druggedfox
>armada
>leffen
>lucky
>hbox
>esam
NONE OF THESE PEOPLE ARE "OUR GUYS"
QUIT MEMEING
>duck getting raped in the neutral
Esam would have stood a better chance. He plays Pika in Smash Wii U.
>>335403996
Sick boys
>>335404281
who pissed in your cereal?
>>335404127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEGsCvoSejQ
>>335403628
>>335404281m2k is my guy
>>335404281
wobbles is actually, unironically our guy
>>335403996
He was next in line after Hax had to drop out because of his hands
>>335404281
wobbles LITERALLY posts here sometimes
>>335404290
>he plays Pika in Smash Wii U
https://twitter.com/C9Mang0/status/724368679433969665
>>335404281
i wish i was enlightened as you. i bet having your personality would be so fun.
>>335404281
Leffen, Armada, M2K, PPMD, and Duck are our guys. Prove me wrongyou can't
>>335404281
>/a/
I'm from /a/ and only come here for smash threads
You little faggots are LITERALLY everything you just listed there except /a/, look at your fucking catalog, and all these normalfags here. Fuck off, retard.
>>335404439
THIS
IS
MANG0'S
TOURNEY
HSHITTERS MAD AF
>>335404439
Inb4 he gets knocked out asap.
Cool Dudes Tier:
>Armada
>Shroomed
>PewPewU
>Westballz
>Wobbles
Lovable Weirdo Tier:
>Mew2King
>Mango
Samus Tier:
>Duck
>Plub
Literally the Same Person Tier:
>Ice
>SFAT
>Silentwolf
Meme Character Tier:
>Axe
>S2J
>Go Home Tier:
>Hungrybox
>ESAM
>>335404439
>loses
>Guess i wasn't playing half as well
>>335404439
Wow where have I heard this before?
>>335404281
The "le our guy" meme is fucking atrocious, completely unfunny.
>>335404439
inb4 we get more of these
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT OUR GUYS EVERYONE KNOWS ITS HAX F MONEY AND EVERYONE ELSE IS REDDIT
>>335404639
As though Ice or SFat could pull off that sick Randall impression
>>335402449
2000yrs in MS paint
>/v/ doesn't even know our guys
Literally "MY" guys:
Mang0
Leff
Lovage
If you disagreei don't mind, it's just my opinion
>>335404794
Based Duna
Is there a single game on the planet that has evolved as much as Melee has?
>>335404919
Chess
Go
>>335404691
What happened there?
>all you fucknuts in the chat going on about "cucks" and other shit
we know it's you guys
>>335404919
SC: bood wah
>No samus in top 8
pottery
axe looks like a cashier at a walgreens or something
axe is such a dork
best smasher
>>335405034
>having twitch chat open
>viewers whining about any MU that doesn't end in a combo
I hate how so-called Melee fans bitch about the parts about the game that they don't like and pretend all of Melee should be a Fox vs x MU.
>>335405034
>Having the chat open
wot r u doin?
>>335405034
>all the V/\
>>335405034
not long before cuck becomes a normie meme
>>335405003
doesn't count, it's been around for 100s of years
>>335405072
plup's there.
>>335405104
he looks like he could be a decent rapper
>>335404697
>Hax Cents
>our guy
kek. go see a doctor senpai and take m2k on your way out
>all the Braingear shilling
Is this what Melee has become?
>>335403628
>/a/'s guys
>lucky
This is a first for me, when did he say he goes on /a/?
>literally whos on the couch
>>335405184
The term "cuckservative" is already being used by people on news programs talking about politics.
I hope HBox wins
I hope M2K doesn't get completely fucked up by Armada
>>335405014
Big House 5
after losing to Hbox 1-3 and then to m2k 0-3
>>335405275
nah, he just has patrician taste in anime, watches moe shit, etc.
RIP m2k
Here we go.
OK, this is it
LETS FUCKING GO M2K
yo
did he just shield drop??
>>335405405
Like what?
>>335405270
inb4 Ice drinks some Braingear™ before his matches and takes the tourney
>>335405275
he has an umaru twitch emote and uses the UMR tag all the time.
I know umaru isn't patrician or anything, but it's moe af
OVER TWO MINUTE WARM UP
>2+ minute handwarmers
Somebody punch these guys in the dick.
HERE
WE
FUCKING
GO
LADS
>>335405405
>watches moe shit
And this is a good thing?
Why do people suicide 4 times after doing handwarmers instead of just quitting straight out of the game?
>You're "one of us" right now
what did he mean by this
>>335405697
if they have pause turned off
>>335405697
Sometimes pause is off so they cant l r a start.
>>335405710
bobby isn't one of them now
Rate
>>335405746
>>335405764
Ah that makes sense
>>335405563
lucky star, yy, umaru, evangelion, bebop, jojo, cromartie high school, etc.
pretty basic shit
>m2k actually doing pretty well
m2k putting in work
is the king back?
>>335405828
10/10 ice pic, rest not so great.
armada getting upper torso'd
M 2 K
2
K
MEW2KING
E
W
2
K
I
N
G
>>335397780
>Playing smash in a mansion
JASON YES
Where's Leffen?
>>335397780
M2K OUR BOY
M 2 K
2
K
M2K
MEW2KING
THE KING
OF
THE
MEWS
THE RETURN OF THE KING
>>335406140
canada
m2k actually winning?
>It's a ''M2K on point'' episode
HOLY FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING
are we witnessing yuroslayer2k?
LETS FUCKING GO JASON
COME ON
>>335406140
He's trying to climb the wall
>>335405828
Can you post the m2k pic
>>335405989
Ill take that
m e m e 2 k i n g
KING
My heart really wants M2K to take it
My brain tells me to give up that hope, it'll be less depressing when Armada does the Armada thing
Fuck this game right now.
>a d d y 2 k
>M2K TAKES GAME 1
0DEATH
ON
DREAMLAND
>m2k 0 to death armada
WHAT'S HAPPENING
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
WE 2013 NOW
>>335406246
Gotchu senpai
HOLY SHIT M2K
this is what happens when m2k does nothing but grind melee for 4 days
>It's an "Armada sandbags because he feels bad for M2k" episode
yawn
Who are we cheering for? M2K?
Brain gear solved M2K's autism.
I-I want Armada to take it all.
MEW2KING IS FUCKING AMAZING
THIS M2K
AAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU BLUR
>go to mang0's house
>LOSE
lmaoooo
you can't make this shit up
THE KING IS BACK
THE KING IS BACK
>It's a "M2K teases a big win but throws it all away" episode
>>335406532
This is my fetish.
umm
how the fuck did m2k take game 1??? And how is he leading in game 2???
WHAT THE FUCK???
MEWKING IS A NEW MAN
>>335406532
is she fucking her own head with her cock? pretty surreal...
>>335406457
>being a horrible human being
Why?
THE GLASSES ADJUSTMENT M2K IS BACK
SHEEEIT
>>335406628
Armada is sandbagging
>>335406532
i like this picture
>armada bald
>gets cucked by m2ks marth
coincidence?
Marth is some bullshit, m2k showing all the doubters wrong. Marth can easily beat puff and peach if played well
J A S O N
OUR LITERAL GUY
>mfw
>tfw even the commentators always freak the fuck out whenever m2k does decent (pax prime, paragon)
>tfw literally EVERYONE is an m2k fan at heart
makes it all the harder when he chokes it all away
M2K can win the tourney if its a M2K mang0 finals
M2K
IS
A
GOD
TASTELESS
Did M2K finally see a doctor?
FUCKING KEK
MEW2KING
2 S T O C K E D
WHAT THE FUG
THE KING IS BACK
FUCK peach honestly. It is extremly irritating to play against her when one dsmash can do up to 60% if you happen to DI badly JUST ONCE. On top of that the stupid fucking bitch lives up to 150% easily without having to have excellent di. It's the character that puts me on tilt the easiest. Also her escape tool is so fucking braindead free, if you know how to play she is basically unkillable until 200%. Fucking sick and tired of this character and every one that plays it. SO GO M2K TAKE MY ENERGY AND WRECK ARMADA
A LITERAL GOD
HOLY SHIT M2K
GUYS IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>>335406307
>my brain tells me
brain gear
WHAT IS HAPPENING
>m2k on FD
back to europe you cucks
FUCK MANGO
LETS FUCKING GO M2K
SWEDEKEKS ABSOLUTELY BLOWN TEH FUCK OUT
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
IT'S HAPPENING
It's the Braingear guys
>>335406514
what did blur do?
>>335406927
what animu is that?
M2K IS PLAYING OUT OF MIND WTF
Blur is p annoying t b h
>>335407073
boku nohero
lol m2k
If he loses this he's CPing to FD and that'll be a game right there.
>>335407065
They entered the Hyperbolic Time Chamber to train against Perfection.
>>335407007
>Pornhub
>Not posted on xvideos
FUCKING MEW2KING
LET'S GO
based scar writing the perfect melee script
M2k looking like he's rolling.
M-M-MONSTER TIPPER
THAT FORWARD-SMASH
>>335407129
>playing out of mind
>braingear
What does it mean?
>>335406532
Don't you fucking dare.
FUCKING DUNKED
>peach or puff against a non-spacie
THAT SPIKE
THAT DAIR
THE SWORD IS SO FUCKING LONG WHO CODED THIS
THREE
FUCKING
OOOOOO
That was fucking beautiful
Goos shit m2k
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
M2 KS IA FUCKING GOD HO,.LYF UCKGNI SHIT
is this really happening?
armada coming back, sorry guys.
This set is so hype, Alex showed up to watch
MY
HEART
JASON
IT HABBENED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OUR BOY
>>335407428
EAT A DICK
MEW
TWO
FUCKING
KING
HAVE MY BABIES JASON
i crying
LOL THAT POPOFF
IT HAPPENED
THE POP OFF
LMAO
>3-0
THREE
OH
JASONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
AAAAAAAAAAA
30
30
30
J
A
S
O
N
THE GOD
GET
FUCKED
SWEDEN
AHAAHAHAHAHA
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
FUCKING M2K
HOLY
SHIT
m2k a cute
M2K!!!!
THANK
YOU
BLUR
HOLY SHIT THAT ENDING SO WAS TENSE
>M2K 3-0 ARMADA
M2K 3-0 ARMADA
>M2K 3-0 ARMADA
M2K 3-0 ARMADA
>M2K 3-0 ARMADA
M2K 3-0 ARMADA
>M2K 3-0 ARMADA
M2K 3-0 ARMADA
>M2K 3-0 ARMADA
M2K 3-0 ARMADA
>M2K 3-0 ARMADA
M2K 3-0 ARMADA
>M2K 3-0 ARMADA
M2K 3-0 ARMADA
>M2K 3-0 ARMADA
M2K 3-0 ARMADA
>M2K 3-0 ARMADA
M2K 3-0 ARMADA
>M2K 3-0 ARMADA
M2K 3-0 ARMADA
>M2K 3-0 ARMADA
M2K 3-0 ARMADA
>M2K 3-0 ARMADA
M2K 3-0 ARMADA
THREE FUCKING 0
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SWEDEKEKS GO HOME
>SWEDEKEKS GO HOME
SWEDEKEKS GO HOME
SWEDEKEKS GO HOME
>SWEDEKEKS GO HOME
SWEDEKEKS GO HOME
>SWEDEKEKS GO HOME
SWEDEKEKS GO HOME
>SWEDEKEKS GO HOME
SWEDEKEKS GO HOME
>SWEDEKEKS GO HOME
SWEDEKEKS GO HOME
>SWEDEKEKS GO HOME
SWEDEKEKS GO HOME
>SWEDEKEKS GO HOME
3 FUCKING 0 OH MY FUCKING GOD
>Yurop
ahahahahahaha
A LITERAL GOD
L
I
T
E
R
A
L
G
O
D
>Armada
MEW2KING MEW2KING MEW2KING MEW2KING MEW2KING MEW2KING MEW2KING MEW2KING MEW2KING MEW2KING MEW2KING MEW2KING MEW2KING MEW2KING MEW2KING
THE KING
JASON ZIMMERMAN
M2K
new
>>335407601
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH MY FUCKING GOD
JASON
MEW TWO FUCKING KING
It's lit.
what
the
fuck
3-0 MOTHERFUCKERS
HOLY SHIT M2K WITH THE 3-0 ON ARMADA
HOLY FUCK
THE KING IS BACK
LONG LIVE THE KING
THE KING IS BACK!
>>335407510
JASON
FUCKING
ZIMMERMAN
I'M SO HAPPY FOR M2K RIGHT NOW
HOLY SHIT
MEW
2
KING
WHAT THE FUCK
m2k has never 3-0d Armada. Never.
holy shit
FUCKING M2K YES
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DAMN, I haven't been this hype since the 6-0 against Leffen
M∞K
∞
K
TIME TO LOSE TO HUNGRYBOX
HOLY SHIT
Mango, please beat hbox so m2k has a chance
armada free
What the fuck just happened? How?
>M2K IS WASHED UP
L M A O
M2K M2K M2K M2K
JAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN
damn this was hype as fuck
>m2k literally 3-0'd the second best in the world
>>335407696
FUCK YOU THORIN.
NiP FOR LIFE
>>335407796
METAGAME HAPPENED
>mang0 literally had to break Armada's controller to make this happen
PRAY THAT MANGO FUCKS HBOX'S SHIT STRAIGHT UP SO WE CAN HAVE A MANGO VS M2K IN GRAND FINALS
M2K CAN FUCKING WIN THIS ONE
holy shit I'm actually shaking
>>335407791
Jason in grand finals from the winners side would be insane.
>mfw the king is back
Armada just building him up and then he's going to cut m2k off at the knees.
Don't know much about competitive Smash, but I notice that M2K always plays Shiek vs. Puff. Shouldn't he play his Marth? Is it Marth's recovery?
>>335407859
>Second best
>another hbox wins gf
Everybody knows a well playing Armada was our only hope
How to Marth vs Peach: grab---> d-throw near ledge---> fair whenever peach tries to recover from ledge
repeat until 200%
Jason Zimmerman @MVG_Mew2King 1m1 minute ago
Im trembling. Hands shaking too much.
What ungodly substance causes this kind of boost in brain performance?
>>335408012
M2K plays Fox vs Puff
>>335408031
>not believing in mango or m2k
you're part of the reason 666XX is a thing
>>335408012
I think it's Marth's floatiness and lack of safe ways to kill Puff. Fox has uthrow uair and unless Hbox SDIs it, it's a guaranteed, quick kill even at medium percent. Marth doesn't have that. You can get a tipper fsmash in, but it's extremely dangerous.
>>335408120
apples
>>335408120
B R A I N G E A R ™
IT CURES AUTISM ™
>>335408120
Probably the fact that Armada hasn't been playing that good the laat few tournament
THANK YOU BLUR
Hype shit like this always makes me so motivated to improve at this game.
>>335408012
Marth's weight makes him susceptible to the wall of pain. Plus Sheik can zone her better because she has a BAir of herself
>Mango v Hbox
Please, Mango. Don't go out like a buster.
>>335408163
>believing in mango
>believing in some normie degenerate
you should only be supporting the king of autism, apples and tight foreskins
M2K knew that an apple a day keeps the doctor away
>>335408501
>Normie
You need to leave
>M2K beating Armada
>Mango playing slower
>Mango lasering
WHAT IS HAPPENING
>>335407938
source?
>>335408501
>alcholic gambler
> normie
Is there a bigger faggot than Hbox?
INCOMING M2K MANGO WINNERS FINALS
>>335408649
We've finally made it. It's 30XX.
>>335408742
Prejudice fucks who follow the crowd
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