Did you pre-order my game yet, luv?
No, I pre-ordered my husbando's game
Don't you mean her game?
>>335362985
>expect it would be free
>its $40
>>335362985
>>335363204
>>335363218
We all know Widow single handedly carries the game
>>335362985
>pre-ordering ever
>blizzard game
>pre-ordering a blizzard game ever
i wont even play the open beta desu.looks like shit.
>>335362985
>pre-order
>ever
Why did you fall for the pre-order meme?
>>335363328
>"look at me! I'm poor"
Someone gonna dump lewds or what?
No but I'm amassing all the porn I can
>>335363357
>love french accents
>don't like blue skin & tattoos
Give her voice to Tracer.
>>335362985
>Of course I did OP
If you're gonna shill this fucking game, can you at least get a little more creative in the OP?
For fuck's sake.
>>335362985
Still waiting for trophy/achievement list
Why are those animations annoying to me, it's like blizzard engineered them to annoy the fuck out of me.
I bey it's some sjw mind control shit.
>>335362985
I want to buy their game but $60 is a lot of money.
>>335363591
>Not wasting your money = being poor
What's it like being 15?
>>335364819
It's $40, anon.
>>335364820
Time is money, and video games are a waste of time.
>>335363204
feels gr8 to have people save your ugly creations
>>335362985
>Another Overwatch Shill Thread
>Not even creative enough to change pic or opening statement from last night
Are you even trying to hide your marketing identity huh shill?
>>335364819
Just wait until it inevitably becomes F2P. That's what I'm doing.
>>335364946
hahhahahahahaha
>>335364370
Not fucking bad.
>>335364934
>Shill
It's a fap thread you dipshit, kill yourself.
Did you go into an autistic rage at the Jade Raymond shit as well?
Who is the best girl and why is it Tracer?
>>335365113
The whole game is fapbait, so these threads are still shilling.
>>335365128
OP AT TWO
COUNT EM
T W O
W
O
DIFFERENT GAMES
>>335365128
Thats not how you spell Mei.
>>335365185
>two different games
what?
>>335365234
overwatch and hots
>>335362985
>that clipping
>>335362985
not sure why I would when I could just buy it release or later
>im here for a new car
>well this looks up your alley, set to release 6 months from now
>hmm why are you telling me
>well if you preorder the vehicle we'll throw in limited race-ready seat covers
SIGN ME UP
>>335365367
People do actually preorder cars though... some even wait almost an entire year (iirc the tesla did that).
So is blizzard trying to copy splatoon?
>>335364453
wait for the normal skin tone costume
>>335365520
yeah so more than just 12 wii u owners can actually play that game
20
>>335365742
THICK
>>335365520
just like nintendo copied team fortress
Secret in-joke by the depraved devs.
>>335362985
>Vagina clips through leg belt
>leg belt
>>335365838
Anybody got the Tracer voicedialogues saved somwhere?
>>335365970
i gotchu senpai
http://milk-syrup.tumblr.com/tracer
>>335362985
I don't buy garbage western games.
>>335365970
are you talking about this https://rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-overwatch/pages/hero_pages/Tracer%20-%20Default.html
>>335365960
What people think she looks like
>>335365838
what she actually looks like
>Want to buy it
>PC is pre-built toaster with no room for a graphics card
H-how bad will this be on PS4?
>>335366036
So that means you are going to buy this good one?
>>335365960
mei looks nothing like a gook though
>>335366017
>have to click each link
>then get sent to dropbox
who thought this was a fucking good idea
Watch how many new IPs respond to OP.
>>335366071
Pretty fucking awful m8, community will die down extremely fast. The game runs on shit PC hardware m8, so just get the PC version and then upgrade hardware when you can later.
Trust me, you really don't want to torture yourself by buying the console version. I made that mistake with TF2, and then I had to buy it again on PC.
manufactured community, manufactured outrage
nuff' said
>>335366121
No it's a trash western game with shitty characters. I bought Blade and Soul master pack though and it was worth it more than that trash you're looking forward.
>>335366017
>>335366045
I would give you both blowjobs if it wasnt so ghey. Take some3DPDinstead
Yeah I did.
Bought Origins last night, can't wait to jam with my holmes S76
>>335364819
Everytime I see that webm all I can think about is 9/11
>>335366071
It runs at a pretty constant 60fps at 1080p and 1920x1080
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/digitalfoundry-2016-overwatch-console-beta-performance-analysis
>see some 10/10 overwatch cosplayers at Sakura-Con
>never got the chance to ask for a photo as they were pretty much guarded by a mob of pro photographers
feels bad man.
>>335366270
>trash game
>shitty characters
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>335366286
>3DPD
No thank you, please return that slut back where you found her.
>>335363328
>wahh its not f2p so it sucks
this is why f2p games are toxic. look at these outdated memes
Biel detected.
floppy-ass frog feet get the fuck out
>>335366301
That commander chad skin is simply the best
>>335366248
Niceme.me
>>335366315
Hot yuri can't melt steel beams.
>>335362985
Can you do headshots in this game?
Because I would love to splat the brains of her.
>>335366340
They probably would have turned your cheeto-encrusted ass down anyway
>>335362985
>preordering for 60
>paying an additional 10-20 bucks for every character after that
It's even better than WoW.
>>335365846
and how avatar copied pocahontes
and how pocahontes coopied an old 1800 story
and how that story copied a scripture from the 1200
and how that scripture copied the bible
and how the bible copied JESUS
JESUS DID IT FIRST
>>335366469
how do YOU know?
>>335366557
Are you b8ing or genuinely retarded? I cant tell.
>>335366557
>>paying an additional 10-20 bucks for every character after that
Stop
>>335366501
that's another reason why I didn't want to bother them. I'm not fat or anything, but I definitely don't have any confidence in myself.
>>335366557
I thought it was f2p?
>>335366557
You should read a bit more about the game before you shit post lies anon.
>>335366557
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong thread
The battleborn thread's too blocks down
>hey you wanna buy this team fortress derivative that isn't even free and will in fact cost more to buy skins and shit while we shit on you as a customer and fan?
>le modern gaming face xD
fuck all of you
>Expecting Blizzard to be able to balance a shooter
>After all the shitfest that is Diablo 3, Starcraft 2 and Heroes of the Storm.
>>335366354
Name one good game from Blizzard since Diablo II. The graphics are fucking shit in that game too, so I don't see the point of even giving it a chance.
>>335366290
even better than the native outfit
wewlad
>>335366290
simply the best girl
>>335362985
>I'm not a shill, haha. I'm just making this thread daily for the fun of it, lol. So who else preordered the game?
>>335366752
>don't like minivans
>simply don't drive them
>don't like a video game
>gotta go on internet rants about it
I don't understand
>>335366826
hint: diablo 3 is actually great and you would know that if you weren't a giant manchild
>People have been so accustomed to F2P jewery, they expect every game to be F2P
>B2P is suddenly a bad thing
CANT WAKE UP
>>335366950
There are actually people so retarded they do in fact rant about bad minivans online
it's pretty hysterical how much of it sounds identical to video game 'criticism'
>>335366984
It's only bad on /v/ though because majority of the audience here are neets
>>335366826
Starcraft 2, wow up to cata, diablo 3 ros. Hearthstone is kinda w/e and hots is meh but I hate mobas. Overwatch has fun game play and I don't even know what you mean by it has shit graphics.
>>335367154
>wow
>good
>>335367154
Characters are fucking ugly man. Especially the chicks. Then again SJW western devs cuckolds aren't able to make attractive characters.
>>335366950
He's not on /o/. He's on /v/.
He has an interest in video games.
He sees a videogame that he believes has problems.
He criticizes the problems.
He points out that people who like the game despite the problems are of ill repute.
How is that hard to understand? Do you ONLY have nice things to say about everything? How do you live your life like that?
>>335367229
>greentexting
>having a point
>>335367229
Dude, that many subscribers imply it's good.
Millions of jews at the concentration camps, I bet it wasn't really that bad.
>>335366984
I'm not 100% convinced about the long term community though. I'm also not convinced about the competitive longegivity. McCree is just too good on both offense and defense to not utilize him and the only nerfs I can think of that doesn't break the hero is 1) can't reload while dashing. 2) no headshots / reduced damage.
>>335366983
Diablo 3 became a "great" (it is actually average now) game only after it flopped, retarded blizzdrone.
At a certain point in the time there were more people playing Diablo 2 than Turd 3 and if this doesn't speak by itself then you should probably off yourself.
>>335367361
>/o/ talking about minivans
>>335367319
Oh I get it now you are a faggot. I'm sorry there aren't enough ducks for you to gobble up.
>>335367525
You fucking quack
>>335367518
>3.5 million sold in the first day
>flopped
Retard stronk
Don't click unless you want to getdizzy
>3DPD posters
Fuck off and lurk more
>>335367518
So they fucked up the game at launch then fixed their fuck up. I don't see the problem here.
>>335367610
You are clueless as fuck. But then again you are a fucking blizzdrone so you really should end your life faster.
>>335367280
>it's not a shill, it's just showing you all the WAIFUS you can play as
>you like WAIFUS, don't you, /v/?
>why don't you pick your favorite WAIFU so you can preorder the game and play as her?
>>335362985
that things green
>>335367665
So you don't know what a flop is.
Gotcha
>>335367663
There are a lot of problems in here but the thread isn't about Blizzard's fuckups.
When are we getting a shota?
>>335367754
And I got that you are shallow as fuck as expected.
Gotcha
>>335367873
why are you so butthurt because you don't know what the definition of flop is
not evne hte guy you're replying to, but holy shit you sound like a mongoloid, you're like one of those people that calls valve a corporation or something
>>335367754
play path of exile, then you'll realise how fucking terrible diablo 3 is
>>335367957
>ungabunga ITZ TOTALLY NUT ME GUIZE
Pathetic.
>>335367873
Do you seriously not know what a flop is? Cause D3 is a lot of things, and a flop ain't one of them.
>>335367406
McCree is a good 1v1 assassin and thats about it.
In an objective-based game, that alone limits his team contribution
His ult has potential to wipe a point, but 90% of the time itll hit a shield, or a wall, or the payload, etc.
>>335367770
They why are you talking about diablo 3? Nobody disagrees that it was garbage at launch but became pretty fucking good. You haven't even brought up actual problems, you just keep saying things look or are shit.
>>335368039
And that doesn't have anything to do with it being a flop. But I guess flop is just another word whose meaning gets bastardized in the name of shitposting.
>>335367889
>isn't this laugh cute?
>you too can see this laugh if you preorder overwatch
>>335368056
You should try to not be as retarded when you attempt damage control.
>>335368056
>>335367754
>>335367610
yea it's not me lmao, you're so insanely dumb
>>335368140
no, diablo 3 wasnt a flop, you're right, it sold so many copies, you're right, but it's still a shit game.
>>335366984
F2P is the best model for Multiplayer only FPSs with tons of microtransactions, everyone gets to taste it and if you feel the need to have what others have you can either be patient or spend real life money on the game.
This is just Pay to Start Playing, anything else is locked behind microtransactions or playing time.
>>335367229
>Vanilla, BC, WotLK
>Not good
I'm sorry you spent your jr.high/ high school years on something less interesting then the rest of us.
>>335363328
>Expect it to be free
Seriously, fuck off
>>335362985
Yea bruv
I'm looking forward to reading all the terrible reviews, it's going to be great!
>>335368273
You're retarded. Literally everything that matters comes with every avaliable version of the game and everything additional is cosmetic
>>335363328
Good. Having a price tag is the best way to keep south american niggers and RUS out.
>>335367636
That's actually pretty funny. Do all characters have this dizzy animation?
>>335367818
Blizzard doesn't do cute boys, just muscleheads.
can someone translate this plz?
>>335368287
I spent my High School/College years between gaming all day and getting drunk 3 times a week, and man WoW was such a treat, nothing better than chilling with your dudes before a party and spending my whole weekend after the party with an unbelievable hangover but still kicking asses in Warsong Gulch.
>>335368119
Because it wasn't fucking great back then, autismo.
I got it on release day and got fucked in the ass because of it. I was so butthurt for a very long period of time because probably my favorite game series from my childhood got butchered to hell and back.
Then RoS came and improved a lot of stuff but in the end of the day it was still a polished turd. Once the developers released their mistakes the game because playable for real. In other words one of the last 2 patches that came out.
>>335368140
It wasn't a flop in the sense of getting Blizzard money, it was a flop in the sense of being unplayable turd.
>>335364819
>>335364898
WHAT THE FUCK. i keep seeing posts like these. now im 100% sure there's shilling. Why dont you buy an ad? Instead of cluttering the board, you could at least do us a favor.
>>335368432
Fucking shame.
>>335365884
>Secret Plot
>Secret Plot Deep
man that takes me back
>>335368535
deal with it
>>335368353
Hahaha, what, maps and gamemodes? Because if those were also p2p this would even be worse.
But I'm talking about cosmetics, that's why I mentioned microtransactions, there's "literally" no reason to spend 40 bucks on a game that plays like F2P title, and has a f2p structure.
Overwatch will go F2P and paid players will only get a hat, but it will be too late.
>>335368454
Cliche breast envy joke #435097
>>335365884
Who?
>>335362985
>shit tiers tf2
>>335365846
Yeah, but splatoon is fapbait and so is overwatch
>>335368535
you keep seeing posts where people correct others on the pricing?
wow shocking revelation iphone poster
>>335367663
You only get one chance at a first impression and releasing a garbage fucking game kills all the interest in the game, no matter what they change in it later.
>>335367818
there's comics on that
>>335368764
fuck off pedo
>>335368406
yeah that's hots tho not overwatch
>>335368653
If they went f2p then you would have to pay for new modes, characters and maps you mong. This games structure is more like cs:go which you also pay for. Stop being a poor fag crybaby.
>>335364819
>creatively erotic.
there's at least 2 big lies in that sentence.
I wonder if most of you fags would have paid this game any attention if it wasn't a ActiBlizz game.
But then again you shitposted hard during the whole pose change marketing strategy, so maybe you are just retarded people in general.
>>335368704
Old porn manga character. I forget how the plot goes. But I think it's something like two teaches fuck a shota with a big dick. She was the gym teacher? I dunno, it's been so long. The was was very good for it's time. Better than most.
>>335362985
should I buy this if I'm already busy daily with Hearthstone
>>335368921
If the game wasn't an actiblizz game it would turn out like shit: see dirty bomb, paragon, battleborn, paladins, etc.
I see you call others retarded in attempts to hide your own retardation though.
>>335368943
>The art was very good for it's time
fixed.
Not preordering shit until I actually get to play it. Open Beta is in early May, right?
post em faggots
>>335364370
>2015
>all the good white male artists waste their time drawing female cartoon video game characters have sexual intercourse with each other.
maybe /pol/ is right.
>>335369041
may 4th you get to download/install
>>335362985
yes and it came with a free blacked subscription
>>335369020
So in other words you are going to play a game that will turn out like shit only because it has the Actiblizz tag on it.
Gotcha, m99, no need to try to act smug, you are a fucking retard at heart
Thoughts on the currygirl?
>>335369065
/pol/ is definitely right, white males are inherently retarded due to all the inbreeding and thus spend most of their time drawing degenerate porn and shitposting on /pol/
>>335369056
>maybe and undecided
why?
>>335369065
>says the guy spending his time on 4chan
>>335369210
Have no real desire to play as her
>>335366686
40 dollaroos
>>335369183
>So in other words
Uh no. My statement was in reference to how because it's an actiblizz game, it is turning out a certain way in contrast to all these other titles that are turning out shit.
Great job demonstrating you're retarded.
>>335369210
Underrated fun, but if your team can't hold down at least one entry point by themselves, then you become useless because the attacking team just uses that flank and completely avoids any nice sentries you have set up.
>>335369210
Does she have a skin with four arms like an Indian god? If not she's shit.
>>335367525
No, those girls look like shit.
>>335366163
So are we sourcing this thing or not?
>>335369337
Actiblizz games have a track record of being utter garbage and dying within 6 months of release though. you can expect Overwatch to be like titanfall. doesnt mean it isnt fun for a month or 2 though
>>335369508
I think this is the closest you're gonna get for now.
>this is what Blizzdrones consider 10/10
>>335369824
Ok but that's patently false. Diablo 3 is still very active, hearthstone after so many expansions is still widly popular, and wow still has 5 million subs even though I think it's utter fucking trash. This is their new IP, and so I can expect some longterm support.
Speaking about titanfall though, that too was fun, just not enough dev support.
Oh, and I've already been playing for more than 2 months and am still enjoying it.
>>335368845
i'm 12 and what's that
>>335369337
Actually, no, you just proved you are nothing more than a big name chaser.
So while you listed a lot of games you never really gave them chance because they are developed by literal whos. Meanwhile you are about to play a downgraded TF2 clone only because it is made by based Actiblizz even though the only """"""""""""""""good"""""""""""""""" thing they released for the last 10 years is Hearthstone and only because the market for these game is next to non-existent.
>>335370067
You keep doing a fabulous job at demonstrating comprehension just isn't your strong suit. It's ok family, after some time you get better at it.
>TF2
Speaking of, that game is great. Especially prior to it going f2p and everything going to shit.
>>335370203
Idk what shitstain servers you join to make claims like tf2 is shit now unless your only objection is antihat autism.
>>335370203
And you can't hide the fact you are a retarded blizzdrone; but it's alright we all were until we realized how scummy they actually are.
If this is actually (You)
>>335370031
then you really are delusional as fuck
>>335369228
s-source??
>>335368883
>If they went f2p then you would have to pay for new modes
>Because if those were also p2p this would even be worse.
It's not that I don't have money to spend, it's that I don't feel that this deserves my money, at least not that much.
If I was a teenager I would be dying to play it or I would be shitting on it on a public forum, probably facebook or instagram, who knows what kids use these days, since it would be the hip thing to do, I just don't like it, I can't, the chicks are hot, very, very hot, their models seem handpicked, perfected, cool ass chicks fighting for justice? sweet.
But only work as pictures or objects or desire, once they start moving the magic dies, they are so...generic, the way they talk, they way they move, and when you see what's behind them you start feeling off, nothing connects, it's like their image don't fit such chaotic universe, like they are something simpler, something that you see everywhere, everyday, they start losing luster.
I find the trailer pleasing, the animation is great, the images connect correctly and the motion is managed a bit wonky but they work together, the art style is a bit out there, there are so many things going at once, very well done, I haven't heard the game stutters so I suppose it runs smoothly, I've always enjoyed a constant action, but then I remember that everything I enjoyed is a character that is fapbait, it caught me with that, and then I remember that weird cool-shy duo, and a gorilla scientist, and a sweet ass, and fuck it's all over the place, like porn, it reminds me of bad porn and then it just stops looking like a fun game.
It tries to be appealing in so many ways that it just feels over the top. You take the crown after the game releases.
>>335370683
You sure?Be careful Anon
http://exhentai.org/tag/artist:jairou
Sorry, I don't buy games that advertise themselves on taco bell cups.
>>335368454
A noise of surprise
A noise like sproing
Heart thumping noise.
She then says she's hungry, how does Chinese food sound?
>>335370848
Damn it, now I gottapull up my pants.
will this game be even worth getting?
Honest question.
designs are interesting but gameplay overall doesn't look that fresh
>>335370696
Sounds like you have just autism and bright colors makes you over stimulated. Introduce yourself to some rope and a chair.
>>335368454
>>335370967
>>335371120
thanks
>>335362985
Canceled my pre-order after the dev went full-sjw
>>335371245
How did they? First time I'm hearing about it.
>tfw all the Overwatch shilling on /v/ actually made you preorder the game
>>335371245
Elaborate, because the characters are Street Fighter 2 levels of playing to sterotypes.
>>335371245
>they replaced a not-so-sexy pose with an actual sexy pose
>sjw
Wut
>>335371115
>>335366117
>vest is skintight on her back, hangs off with a bunch of free space under her tit which isnt compressed.
When will artists learn what skin tight fabrics look like?
>>335371018
What's the matter? Too GAY for you? Just read the latest doujin for /ss/
Mercy futa where it matches her pants is the only thing good from this shit game.
>>335371591
Didn't work for me, but found his pixiv, thanks bud.
>>335366839
>character is Egyptian
>Blizzard: Giver her a native american costume, what's the difference?
>>335369305
2much
All of these characters are ugly.
>>335363371
/thread
>>335371738
its a skin you retard.
mei isn't a fucking firefighter either.
its for fun
>Battleborn is 60$
>25 Heroes
>5 more free heroes eventually
>Overwatch is 40$
>21 Heroes
>Free heroes and maps for ever
i like how they hardly gave anyone the chance to test the game and they expect people to buy it when its clearly just smnc2 return of the lolbabbies
Yeah, I got a shit load of friends getting it and I like the pharah and soldier76 skins a lot so I got.
>It's ok to hate away friends.
>>335362985
>/v/ will constantly try to shit on Blizzard games despite Blizzard being synonymous with top tier franchises that are a license to print money
>will defend Bandai/Namco for releasing a yearly Framerate Counting Simulator CoD styleand barely changing the graphics
>Will defend Shit Fuckers 5
>Will defend Fox Only/No Items/FD
>literally bitch about day 1 DLC games but defend the games most guilty of it
>will champion shitfest "MMOs" made so garbage tier thatthey had to "relaunch" to stay relevant and are still slow paced garbage
>literally call anyone that disagrees with their tumblr hugbox echochamber bullshit an "x drone" or a shill
>>335372000
But there's an open beta in about a week.
>>335372027
It is a blizzard game. As proven by the people shilling (for free mind you) in these threads people will buy it. Because somehow we never learn.
>>335372000
both different games...
>>335372186
Meant for
>>335372027
>Waifu game
>FPS
In to the trash it goes
>>335362985
Wait a second, this casual, weaboo garbage isn't free to play?
>>335362985
>freaky deaky long legs
the fuck is this shit, the new jimmy neutron?
>>335371738
roadhog is south american and gets a tongan skin
>>335372260
nope you have to be order by the 29th to get it early that open beta is just a meme to let random people play for 4 days then they have to wait till the 24th to play more
>>335372278
>weaboo
Do you know what this word means?
>>335372000
>Free Heroes and maps for ever.
Nothing lasts forever mate.
>>335371874
It's culture appropriation though.
>>335372348
Yeah... if you want into the beta early you have to preorder, but anyone can play the beta a few days after that.
They're letting you try it before buy it. I don't see the problem with that.
>>335372425
but people who buy early get an whole month early and if you try it and like it then buy it you have to wait until the 24th
>>335372397
And you belong in tumblr.
>>335362985
it is just me or does she have very large feet?
>>335362985
I am boycotting everything Blizzard related. Nothing turned me off more than the Nostalrius incident. Not only did they ignore their fans but when fans tried to find a solution they shat on us. They don't care about you and therefore don't need my money.
>>335372482
Uh... no.
If you preorder you get into the open beta a couple days before everyone else, but then the beta ends for everyone on the 9th or 10th or something.
Where did you get the idea that preorders get a full month ahead of everyone else?
>Have a boner for brown
>Have a boner for mechanical limbs
>dat side slit tunic
Why is she so perfect? It's like someone designed her for me.
>>335371738
>>335371874
>>335372397
>>335372512
>Horus
>Native American
>>335372397
I bet you're a white girl who's never lived with a hispanic tongan islander black asian or any other race
t. rugby player that does wrestling for fun
>>335372576
ok cool
>>335372587
nope it doesnt say when the preorder beta ends only the free open beta
fuck off shill
>>335365838
>tfw almost cuteit's a shame that almost doesn't count
>>335362985
What for? There is nothing for preordering it.
>>335372616
>Turquoise
>Not native American
>>335372642
The preorder beta is the fucking same thing as the open beta. Now I know you're just pretending to be retarded.
>>335372616
That is clearly Native American attire. Just cause you're ignorant doesn't mean everyone is.
>>335372760
nope read the fine print shill, stop spreading misinformation
it clearly says the OPEN BETA ends on the 10th the PRE ORDER beta starts on the 3rd, never says when it ends, it carries over into release
>>335372346
Roadhog is Australian you fucking piece of shit retarded illiterate degenerate
>>335372851
Can you link this fine print? I've already preordered so I would LOVE if you were actually spouting the truth.
>>335372760
>>335372721
>native american's are all one race
fucking whitey
Chinook best nook fight me faggots
The shilling intensifies, it's always the same starting post with waifubaits
Blizzard truly knows how to advertise efficiently without getting caught. But that's not a problem, right? I mean, look at all these virtual women, goyim! Don't you just love them?
>>335372918
www.playoverwatch.com
