Villain adventure 2, part 19
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Oh shit nigger, you're Lolisniffer, a skeleton working for the supervillain Greg the Necromancer.
Currently you're fighting some a rival villain. What do you do?
Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
http://www.mediafire.com/download/l6me1s0k9ljbosd/Villain_2.zip
>>335333719
PUNCH FIST WITH FACE
>>335333803
kerplonk
>>335333719
Punch self in face
>>335333959
Call her flatty flat super flat washboard
>>335333959
Demean her value as a woman
>>335334012
Anger slowly rising
>>335334169
Tell her she'sflatter than Knee-chan .
>>335334169
you're flatter than your sister
>>335334169
Your face is rounder than usual
>>335334169
Compare her flatness to various hilarioud things
Can you rightly take this shit back to your containment board.
You already fucked /tg/
>>335334237
"Don't ask how I know that though"
>>335334437
Now that shes distracted. Punch her in the face
>>335334437
Ask how he knows
>>335334437
Meanwhile, Simon is getting pinned
>>335334559
1...2...
>>335334697
Thingken of JoJo
>>335334697
2 and a half...
>>335334697
Lolisniffer is inspired and pins his opponent
>>335334697
THINK OF YOUR WAIFUS
>>335334768
And he got the shoulder up in time! Waifus have given Simon strength
>>335334948
simon punches batguy so hard his skin comes off of his bones
>>335334948
"This is the eighth time this bullshit has happened," muses Bat Guy
>>335335012
"How many times is this guy gonna kick out at 2 anyway" Bat Guy wonders to himself
>>335334948
simon puts on a silly hat
>>335334948
use that!
>>335335110
simon drills him into the arena
>>335335110
KF's hand bursts through the ground and pulls Texas into the sewers
>>335335110
Give bat guy a load of this
>>335335340
meanwhiiiiiiiiiile
>>335335340
Bat Guy suplexes the drill.
>>335335340
Smoke weed with me
>>335335416
And thus Simon is DQ'd and Bat Guy retains his championship.
>>335335609
Simon goes to DQ to bitch about getting DQ'dRockyRoad is there for obvious reasons.
>>335335609
steal thee belt you are a bad guy any ways! USE THE LADDER
>>335335609
Simon reverts to his weeb mode
>>335335609
training montage for the next match
>>335335991
speak weebshit to taunt him
>>335335991
Cut back to lolisniffer
>>335335991
BOOOOOOOO
you take the belt and down goes bat giy
>>335336079
"Brother, you're so not kawaii" Simon taunted
>>335336219
Bat Guy kicks his shit in
>>335336219
GIANT SWIIIIIING
>>335336219
finish him
>>335336219
Teleport behind him and knock him out with the ladder.
>>335336634
SO LONG GAY AUSSIE
>>335336634
so long gay bowser
>>335336634
Release
>>335336883
He goes through the moon, now leaving it donut looking
>>335336883
victory pose
>>335336883
he lands in Jupiter never to be seen again
>>335337152
Skullkamania triumphs once again
>>335337403
his last will was to send a comet bat at simon
>>335337403
let's see how our leader lolisniffer holding up
>>335337615
it rips simon's skeleton out of his skin
>>335337615
reflect
>>335337615
Rider kick it back
>>335337615
Comet punches itself in face, deflecting it.
>>335337659
Simon doesn't know Reflect!
>>335337791
SHI-
>>335337791
Drill into the earth to avoid collision from above.
>>335337791
but his weaboo memorized final fantasy
>>335337665
>>335337791
With added power of friendship monologue
>>335337791
welp
>>335337791
Have a short conversation about how the use of violence demeans alternative options of peace and whilst he's distracted kick him in the dick
>>335337889
Simon then starts a spiel about how his friendship with the other skeletons gives him powers to kick back the meteor bat and whatnot
>>335338105
lag
>>335338105
KF and Texas bond over projectile-based weaponry
>>335338105
did it work
>>335338105
the fire burns your skin away
>>335338105
the meteor explodes
>>335338105
It flies back and throws batman further, now he's gone and stays gone.
>>335338105
fug ruins it
>>335338237
"But weebshit sux tho"
This sudden interruption disrupted the Friendship power and caused the Meteor Bat to crash into Simon
>>335338356
Fug is pleased.
And punches himself.
>>335338356
Simons a skellie again.
We cut away from him attempting to strangle Fug to Texas.
>>335338356
Simon dies
>>335338356
Bam
you are undead again
>>335338356
skeleton simon
>>335338428
And became a skeleton again, again. As he strangles Fug in a rage, we turn our attention to Texas. Whose opponent, the Kangaroo Fornicator, was knocked underground into the sewers by collapsing skyscrapers in the last thread. So now Texas is standing around pretending to look important while not actually doing anything.
>>335338663
eat a burger
>>335338663
Face punch.
>>335338663
PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE
>>335338793
FACE PUNCH AGAIN, SO HARD HE EXPLODES
>>335338793
I guess the skellies regroup and watch how Lolisniffer's fights going
>>335338793
Aussie shitposter teams with KF
>>335338793
Kangaroo Fornicator rises from the ground in form 2.
>>335338793
Do a funny dance
>>335338793
pew pew
>>335338793
lets go to lolisniffer instead
>>335338828
"The fuck was that explosion"
>>335339037
Flatty mc flat flat challenges LS to a children's card game
>>335339037
Make love to me <3
>>335339037
Lolisniffer counters
>>335339037
Gut punch
>>335339037
Lovingly bite his ear.
>>335339158
>his
nigga we went over this
>>335339078
"wait wat"
>>335339194
go along with it
>>335339194
PLAY EXODIA
>>335339194
throw down your pokemon card deck and yell "lets go fucker i got shiny charizard"
>>335339194
use mental retardation on him
>>335339194
Rattle your bones.
>>335339527
Bingo
>>335339527
PUT A TRAP CARD ON THE DECK
>>335339527
Use polymerization on that monster card and the red one
>>335339527
Place lolisniffer face down in defense position.
>>335339527
I choose yellow!
>>335339527
pull a 5
>>335339573
"But that's not how this works!"
"Fuck you bitch this is totally how this works"
>>335339864
Activate your trap card
>>335339864
KING ME
>>335339864
Ask why you were separated from jojo while steam rolling her
>>335339864
End your turn by rolling a D20.
>>335339864
SINK HIS BATTLESHIP
>>335339898
"Well you see, it's because..."
FLAAAASSHBAAACK
>>335340024
Shadowboss dad cucked Rainbowman
>>335340024
Give an elaborate story that involves explosions, face punching, and cucks.
Minimum of 5 paragraphs.
>>335340024
You play as shadowboss Jr. In a dress.
>>335340039
"Alright. Time tell to finally tell you the truth now that you've grown to the mature age of 3. You're actually the illegitimate child I had with Rainbow Wife. To stop my wife from murdering me, I must now hide you from the rest of the family while secretly supporting you through Villain School. Also you're a girl, but I'm sure that part's not important"
>>335340297
Ruh roh
Rainbowman heard all that
>>335340297
Quick while she's flashing back, play pot of greed!
>>335340297
Cue the various years of bullying and torment Shadowsis endured at Villain School
As to be expected of a place called "Villain School"
>>335340297
Ask about sis
>>335340297
FIVE
PARAGRAPHS
MINIMUMplz
>>335340297
>tfw I'm 100% sure I've seen this exact post before
[screaming]
>>335340297
Question life
Immolate dad to the waifu goddess
>>335340481
*for the waifu godess
YES GOOD ROLL
>>335340368
"AHAHA! NERD!"
"YEAH WE HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE DIFFERENT"
"We still hitting the showers after this right....just askin with no ulterior motives"
>>335340562
back to the present
Rainbowman remembers the day his wife left him
>>335340562
The main bully is none other than Rainbow Kid, who has no idea that he's bullying his half-sister! What a shock.
>>335340562
Kill.
Them.
ALL.
>>335340562
Nerd rage, shoot up the villain school.
>>335340589
"I'm sorry Rainbowman, it's not me, it's you. I'm leaving. Now, totally unsuspicious Taxi Driver, take me far away from here"
>>335340885
*scene censored in respect for those who died in tragic villain school shooting*
>>335340885
Think about jojo. Cry
>>335340975
Rainbowman makes a cup of tea
>>335340975
F A C E P U N C H
A A
C C
E E
P P
U U
N N
C C
H H
>>335341049
"Yes..maybe some tea would help to relieve the pain"
>>335341142
Look at family photo
>>335341142
THE TEA EXPLODES!!!!
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>335341142
Look at family photo and wonder where things went wrong
>>335341142
>>335341180
>>335341195
>>335341207
Subtly put poison in tea
Drink and lose will to live
>>335341207
"Where did things go so wrong?"
>>335341306
contemplate existence.
>>335341306
PUT POISON/BLEACH IN TEA
DRINK IT
>>335341306
All of the kids are black
>>335341306
Ask magic 8-ball if she's ever coming back.
>>335341306
Sit at the coffee table and wait for the cold embrace of death.
"Not today, Rainbowman. Not today." says Death
>>335341306
The picture is empty
>>335341343
>mfw I got dubs
those 34's don't lie
Rainbowman will drink the bleach
>>335341663
Rainbowman uppercuts death
>>335341663
rainbowman weeps
>>335341663
Meanwhile, having defeated both of the heroes, Texas and Simon join up with Lolisniffer to fight Shadowsis
>>335341663
What a tragic life.
But enough of that, it's time for the final battle. Shadowsis v Lolisniffer
>>335341663
Commit suicide to summon death, then challenge him to a children's card game.
ya'know, just to hang out because you're lonely.
>>335341709
"It doesn't count if you stay over there just cheering"
"EMOTIONAL SUPPORT IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF A TEAM"
"YEAH!"
>>335341972
In a dramatic turn of events, Fall in love with shadowsis
Surrender
>>335341972
GIVE HER THE BONER!
>>335342019
kek
>>335341972
Summon all your attack cards in one turn!
>>335342030
>>335342019
FORBODEN LOVE
O
R
B
O
D
E
N
>>335342280
Shadowsis rejects you
>>335342280
lol joke
suplex
>>335342280
Shadowsis is spoken for
She bodyslams Lolisniffer
>>335342280
YO THAT SKELETON AIN'T EVEN GOT LIPS
AND SHIEEET THAT GIRL AINT EVEN GOT A MOUTH
>>335342280
Back to battling.
But you won't regret not expressing your feelings.
>>335342309
"In hindsight, should have seen that coming. Time to never love anything ever again"
>>335342487
Jigaboo jiggaboo where are you?out in the wood pile watching you
>>335342487
Don't fight back
True love
>>335342487
tfw no gf
>>335342487
Love hurts
>>335342518
"Why are you in the wood pile anyway?"
"I'm bored and desperate for companionship...O ih mean...none of yous bizness white boi"
>>335342693
at least Lolisniffer's femskelly wives(?) loves him right?
>>335342693
KKK shows up
>>335342693
Back to shadowsis
She suddenly has the ability to shoot lasers from her eyes
>>335342693
Lolisniffer gets too depressed to fight
Texas and Simon start fighting in his stead
>>335342693
Lolisniffer wins shadowsis's heart with a 80s montage
>>335342758
rainbow lasers?
>>335342693
lollisniffer gets over his new found love and smashes her with new found hate
>>335342784
Well yes, because rainbow=light, right?
Also this
>>335342771
>>335342758
Which is actually not rainbowcolored in a shocking twist.
Because having them be so would take too long to color.
This adventure is brought to you by a lazy faggot
>>335342970
This while lolisniffer is dodging lasers
>>335342771
>>335342970
Shadowsis goes on a long tirade about her sister and father dying while you dodge her lasers
>>335342970
use a mirror to counter laser
>>335342970
beat her up, pull her pig tails
>>335342970
It's actually a lovebeamit's rainbow colored
>>335343056
"How the hell is he doing that in real time"
"And where is this music coming from?"
"My guess is the huge boombox he's holding over his head"
"And where did that came from?"
"Same place he pulled the 80s screen transitioning effects from"
>>335343276
It doesn't work
>>335343276
and they all lived happily ever after
>>335343276
Shadowsis gets angry as Lolisniffer fails to take the fight seriously
"Nigga got her father killed SHIEEEET"
>>335343276
it works as a distraction, at least
>>335343276
rejected again
>>335343276
Shadowsis has a mental breakdown and starts crying, falling into your arms
you comfort her in with a hug
>>335343357
"Oh but I'm totally being seriously serious. Seriously."
>>335343581
Meanwhile a mysterious figure lurks from afar...
>>335343581
Shadowsis has a mental breakdown and starts crying, falling into your arms
you comfort her in with a hug
>>335343581
attack her emotional weaknesses
>>335343581
Shadowsis breaks his heartliterally
>>335343581
Shadowsis punches him in the gut
>>335343581
tell her the juice did this and beat her up
>>335343617
Oops:
She realizes the nature of the surreal reality, and that she is subject to uncontrollable forces, and therefore snaps.
>>335343649
Time to channel all that love into hate instead
>>335343839
Produce a Big Fucking GUN out of your pocket
>>335343839
Shadowsis retaliates with a series of rapid punches to Lolisniffer's stomach
>>335343839
suplex of thousands of young sweatshop workers
>>335344091
She finishes off with Rainbow Punch
>>335344291
she feels the pain of being overworked for minimal wage
>>335344291
Both of you punch eachother with 100% power at the same time, triggering a freeze frame right when both of your fits collide with eachother's faces
>>335344380
*fists
>>335344329
"Which is weird, since I'm a skeleton. So I don't even have internal organs...Unless she means my human heart, one of the last vestiges of when I was still alive."
"Yeah, I found it under your bed, covered by a pile of dirty clothes"
"Oh so that's where it went"
>>335344610
SMASHY SMASHY
>>335344610
Both of you punch eachother with 100% power at the same time, triggering a freeze frame right when both of your fits collide with eachother's faces
OR
She realizes the nature of the surreal reality, and that she is subject to uncontrollable forces, and therefore snaps.
>>335344610
She shoves it in her vagina
>>335344610
oh the heart...
yeah go ahead I don't need it anymore
>>335344610
She puts the box on the ground and smashes it with a stomp
>>335344751
kek
>>335344610
SHE GIVES IT TO YOU AS A SIGN OF HER LOVE
THIS TRIGGERS A TRANSFORMATION THAT TURNS YOU BACK TO HUMAN.... NO, MORE THAN HUMAN
YOU BECOME A 10FT TALL SUPERHUMAN ADONIS IN A SUIT. YOU HAVE NOT FACE, ONLY A MOUTH, AND YOUR SKIN TURNS ANON GREEN
>>335344751
now has truly she captured your heart
>>335344751
Shes gone full yandere muttering about how much she loves us
>>335344751
Commence fighting
>>335344751
It was old and dirty and rotten
Shadowboss Jr. gets sick
>>335344809
welp
>>335344809
HAHa
>>335344751
She uses her bone finger to lock pick the box open.
>>335344751
cue saxophone music
>>335344809
wuh oh
>>335345023
Turns out Lolisniffer fell into a coma when she destroyed his heart and has been imagining all this
>>335345023
You're actually pretty cool with that, yandere is hot
>>335345023
Femskelly's turn to fight for their husband(?)
>>335345023
"Just kidding," she says as she smashes you into the ground
>>335345023
Simon creams himself
"This is just like my japanese anime!"
>>335345023
Make out
>>335345023
then she reveals she was truly a man after all and it was all to fuck with us! true villainy, still yandere tho
>>335345125
ew
then what did she shove it in
>>335345023
An Ultramarine appears and tries to purge the skeleton thinking he's a Necron.
Cut to jojo getting a growth spurt >>335345407
>>335345125
>>335345170
shadow hole
>>335345407
attack her emotions
>>335345407
You tear a hole in reality.
things start falling apart
>>335345407
That hit so hard it discolored Lolisniffer's sleeve
>>335345407
Queue to Simon writing his fanfiction
"and then she totally does a yandere face while licking blood off her finger tips"
>>335345407
Lolisniffer's skull cracks
>>335345407
critical hit and now she is dead.
>>335345407
Add sepia tone with >to be continued
>>335345468
"Huh, so it did. better shake it a biiit...there we go."
>>335345676
shoot her a dosh of HAMON
>>335345676
You tear a hole in reality.
things start falling apart
>>335345676
RIPPLE OVERDRIVE
>>335345676
Many punches later...
>>335345676
"I cant stay mad at you!" she says as they embrace
Did we ever learn vortex
>>335345696
"It was totally super erotic while also kinda scary which gave it even more erotic undertones. And then they violently make out"
This was already the 50th chapter in Simon's LolisnifferxShadowsis fanfiction: Forbidden Desires
>>335345931
punch Shadowsis so hard a small black hole appears on the area of impact
>>335345931
Simon adds some more weird shit involving his mom fetish
>>335345931
Cut to crowd
>>335345931
You begin to start punching like this again but rapidly faster and faster
Reality starts falling apart
>>335345931
Shadowsis channels the power of rainbow
>>335345931
Texas stops being useless sack of shit and shoots Shadowsis
>>335345968
"NOOOOOO! MY FANFICTION!" Simon screamed as his fanfiction is sucked into the small black hole, which disappears right after it sucked in the mosntrosity.
>>335346197
lil' Necro girl as teen is shown in the tear of space time continuum
>>335346197
The Trumpeter Skeleton emerges from the black hole.
>>335346197
Simon joins the battle to avenge his fanfiction
>>335346197
Meanwhile a while hole appears right next to simon
>>335346229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnRrPqgKBS0
>>335346256
*white
>>335346229
And then it disappears
>>335346381
The black whole continues to suck in more matter, growing larger
it won't disappear because the fact that it spawned in a matter-rich environment (air is matter) and didn't spawn in a vacuum without matter
>>335346536
The black hole spawns an enemy stand
>>335346536
Now for some TV news coverage about the fight going on.
>>335346536
Many punches, kicks and bodyslams later...
>>335346536
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>335346536
did Shadowsis survive that attack?
>>335346607
Yes, it shows her getting thrown away from the punch
>Lil Necro
wow, how long has it been
>>335346607
"Yes. BUT NOT FOR LONG!" Lolisniffer said as he tackles her into another building
>>335346772
Almost 2 years
>>335346850
More of Shadowsis' skin begins to break off, revealing more rainbow underneath. She grows stronger and faster as a result
>>335346850
it was a chuck e' cheeses and they land in a ball pit
>>335346850
Punch her into the ground
>Almost 2 years
What about that cameo in Villain adventure 1? Or was that really this long?
>>335346915
That was a year ago, I meant since her original appearance
>>335346850
poop
>>335346850
You begin to try and achieve zen - realizing ultimate reality
You become temporarily invulnerable but you cannot move and fall into a meditative position
>>335346995
You begin to try and achieve zen - realizing ultimate reality
You become temporarily invulnerable but you cannot move and fall into a meditative position
>>335346995
Make a quick lap around the pool
>>335346995
She bites your balls
>>335347182
Tastes just like... powerups
Quick, start biting the balls too!
>>335347182
Someone peed in the ball pit
>>335347182
Oh snap! The ball pit was actually a ball pit trap!
>>335347182
Beat her with one of the small fat kids playing in the pool
>>335347182
You begin playing with her in the ballpit
maybe doing some hanky-panky
>>335347251
Why does this make me angry?
>>335347308
She goes full rainbow
>muffled blumenkranz playing in the distance
>>335347308
Set up by femfug
>>335347308
Oh wait. No, false alarm. It's just the kids
>>335347293
>four grown men are having fun in a childish manner
Are you a woman?
>>335347308
Make out with her
Have sex with your bone dong
>>335347317
"Was it you, Shadowbitch?"
"Hey!"
>>335347347
The two on the right are women I think
>>335347410
It was ME! URINATO! The urine-themed superhero! I have come to put a pissy end to your evil deeds!
>>335347410
It was actually you
>>335347410
BONE HER IN THE BALL PIT
>>335347410
Take advantage of her disorientation.
>>335347347
No its not what they're doing is who's doing it. Those people are just unfortunate individuals.
>>335347506
What do you mean?
>>335347489
At which point Lolinsiffer starts strangling her
>>335347694
Top of jaw gets punched off
>>335347694
And then sniffing her
>>335347694
Start embracing her
DO IT
>>335347694
she kicks in the skeleballs
>>335347694
The balls in the ball pit are actually bombsand they're urine activated
>>335347694
the employees come in to see what happened and see you in suggestive position
>>335347694
The crew comments on the situation
>>335347410
pink eye all around
>>335347739
Ya know, to the people outside, this might not actually look like you're trying to kill eachother
>>335347998
Oh right, there was an audience watching this
>>335347998
Start embracing her
DO IT
>>335347998
Simon somehow manages to nosebleed
>>335347998
The ball pit is a mimic
>>335347998
Yes struggle a little more
>>335347998
A love song starts playing.
>>335348102
It ain't me starts playing
>>335348038
Ah yes, the embrace! Of DEATH! Totally still trying to kill eachother here
>>335348268
She comes back on top of you
>>335348268
This fight is dumb. They start dating after this.
>>335348268
Simon starts sweating profusely
He may need to use the bathroom for a second...
this is clearly an AU where lolisniffer is overpowered as fuck
>>335348430
No that's the regular universe
>>335348463
Regular universe he didnt have the power of skelly D
>>335348268
You find a squirrel
>>335348369
"Stop writing fanfics, Simon"
"What, It's happening right over there!"
"Stop lying you weeb"
"Look! He's even taking her to dinner and everything"
"You dumbass, it's obviously a cunning trick to poison her"
"What about the handholding, the hugging and the embracing eachother under the moonlight"
"Duh, stupid. Set up for one final ultimate attack"
>>335348676
Take her to a nice spaghetti dinner
>>335348676
This fight is uploaded on bonehub
>>335348676
It is just Simon's fanfic after all
>>335348676
LS Does the Stone Cold Stunner after dinner.
>>335348676
Simon and texas start fighting eachother
Meanwhile Shadow and Loli are sharing a dinner meal
>>335348698
"MEME FOOOOD" yelled fug
"Shut up fug" Said both skeletons
>>335348857
Why is Fug all black again?
>>335347694
Show us what's REALLY happening between Shadowsis and Lolisniffer
>>335348857
Why is Fug a nigger again, he was cleansed by the king last thread.
Tell him to stop pretending to be on the wrong side
>>335348857
Loli and shadow sit upon a grassy hill stargazing togehter
loli says "what is life, babe?"
>>335348857
cut to greg
>>335348902
This is the equivalent of a dream sequence
Don't do this pls
>>335349008
Nah nigga they can't date I came here for a final boss fight
>>335348938
While that romantic encounter is happening, the others ask Fug why is he still black despite being cleansed in the last thread.
"Oh I was, this isn't corruption, I tripped and fell into the sewer"
>>335349052
Dude retcons fucking suck
>>335349090
>>335348938
Wouldn't he be brown then?
>>335349090
Take a bath, I don't even have a nose and i want to vomit
>>335349090
So someone explain the skeleton family tree.
Is loli sniffer all our dads?
>>335349090
LS asks Shadowboss jnr what the hell is actually going on with them
>>335349159
ONE EXPLANATION LATER
"...and so, the only children of his in this gang are you two nerds...not counting the femskeles cuz they're clones and I'm racist like that."
>>335349315
OH SHIT SHADOWBOSS IS STRANGLING LOLISNIFFER AGAINST A WALL
>>335349315
And the femskels are also somehow your moms, despite only being cloned recently.
Don't worry about it too much
>>335349315
IF LOLISNIFFER HAD SEX WITH THE CLONES WOULDN'T THAT MEAN HE BASICALLY HAD SEX WITH HIS CHILDREN HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT
>>335349315
Lolisnigger and shadowsis kiss at their wedding, texas still refuses to believe its happening even though hes the bestman
>>335349315
Just cue to Lolisniffer getting his shit kicked in.
>>335349315
cut back to lolisniffer and shadowsis rasing their 3 year old toddler
Simon says to fug, "did you really take that long?"
>>335349364
"And the mom part is not being your biological mom, no, that'd be weird. They judt married him in his sleep against his will. So they're actually your step moms. I even got the papers here"
>>335349492
Burn paper
>>335349492
cut back to lolisniffer and shadowsis rasing their 12 year old prepubescent teen
Simon says to fug, "did you really take that long?"
>>335349492
wtf
>>335349492
LS and shadowsis get married, greg cries
>>335349492
the audience is getting rowdy
WHAT THE FUCK
>>335349579
"I always get so emotional at weddings"
"AHA! I SEE! THE ULTIMATE TRICK! MARRYING HER SO YOU CAN LURE HER INTO THE UTMOST SENSE OF SECURITY AND THEN YOU'LL DEAL YOUR KILLING BLOW! GENIUS!" Texas still can't believe this is actually ahppening despite being the best man
>>335349872
It was just a plot to get Lolisniffer off guard
Now Shadowsis takes ownership of his soul, should've read the prenup
>>335349872
what, now you have like 5 mothers now?
>>335349872
Lolifug is the flowergirl
>>335349872
The traumatic reveals and romances take a heavy toll, jojo eventually stopped thinking.COMA TIME
>>335349872
They have a passionate honeymoon on gregs private island, yes he has one
>>335349872
The End
>>335349872
> lolisniffer sexs everyone
>still zero lolis sniffed
IT DOES NOT ADD UP
>>335349872
Cut to Loli and Shadowsis kissing
>>335349896
This is the worst for Simon. As he now has 4 moms telling him to stop spending all his money and allowance on anime and weeaboo games. Except for Simone, cuz she's a weeaboo too.
>>335350173
It was all a ploy by the Australian Trickster
>>335350173
Simon now realizes his crush on Simone. Simone returns his feelings.
>>335350173
what emotion is he trying to convey with that gorilla face?
>>335350173
STOP DAYDREAMING, LOLISNIFFER!
>>335350173
When loli and shadowsis kiss, a bright light is emitted
They combine and form SHADOWLOLI
THE FINAL BOSS:
DEATH
>>335350218
This is clearly the lovey dovey AU
>>335350218
>>335350293
FANFICLAND
>>335350218
"yep, I'm convinced that this is all your fanfic, Simon"
>>335350430
"IF THERE ARE ANY OBJECTIONS TO THIS WEDDING SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE"
>>335350430
FUCKING HELL LOOK AT LOLISNIFFER ABOUT TO CHOKE DESPISE HAVING NO LUNGS BY SHADOWBOSS CHOKEHOLD
>>335350430
Texas accepts his new Fan fiction reality.
>>335350430
SUDDENLY
SLAPASS
>>335350430
Zebra tries to sneak himself into wedding ceremony
>>335350430
They have a passionate honeymoon
>>335350430
What's really happening is that Shadowsis is currently crushing Lolisniffer's head under her foot, making him delirious
>>335350498
I think you're mistaking that chokekiss for a chokehold, it's okay, common mistake
>>335350498
>Shadowboss
BAH GAWD, IT'S SHADOWBOSS! HE HAS RETURNED FROM THE DEAD TO STOP THE WEDDING
>>335350774
*GASP
>>335350774
"DID YOU IMPREGNATE MY DAUGHTER?"
>>335350774
Hes actually just hugging him, hes so proud his little girl finally found a man
>>335350774
The REAL final battle begins now.
>>335350774
Emotional father/daughter conversation at the alter
>>335350774
shadowboss jr reveals he was a man all along and dad just ruined his plans.
>tfw anti LSxSS getting btfo
get fuckt kiddos
>>335350774
FIRST MY SECOND DAUGHTER, AND NOW MY FIRST. YOU FIGURATIVELY FUCKED HER OVER WITH DEATH THE FIRST TIME, THEN YOU LITERALLY FUCKED THE SECOND ONE.
>>335350818
Stop spamming your stupid shit you goddamn cocksucker
>>335350910
You first.
>>335350430
Simon achieves zen mode
He realizes he is a cartoon on a mongoloid boat trading forum
>>335351000
WHAT
WHAAAT
>>335350906
Death likes Demons tho
>>335350774
Family reunion
>>335350958
That was the first time I posted in the entire thread
>>335351000
trips checked
>>335351000
DOES TRIPS OVERRIDE
I FORGOT
>>335350849
Which was then cut short by way of Shadowboss pulling Lolisniffer into the OUTER REALM to ahve a final battle and such
>>335351000
kek, too bad about the time limit though
>>335350774
SHADOWBOSS AND LOLISNIFFER COMBINE TO BECOME SHADOWLOLI
>>335351101
They do, but I think this was too late
>>335351101
1 minute timelimit after the first reply
>>335351125
Shadowboss beats the shit out of Lolisniffer
He doesn't stand a chance
>>335351101
It's too late to override
>>335351125
Lolisniffer is pissed, shadowsis had flattits like a loli, no one takes a loli from him.
>>335351125
everyone joins in for the final battle
>>335351125
Lolisniffer gets mad, he has a wedding to be at, and he's not gonna take shit from his future in law
>>335351125
Shadowboss starts off by suplexing him into a cooking pot
>>335351125
Now that they're alone Lolisniffer can summon up his true power heactivates "it"
>>335351125
Flaaaaat
>>335351168
"Yes...it's all so clear now...I can finally...ascend.....HEY WHAT GIVES BRO"
"Come back down here you weeb"
"AW C'MON"
>>335351478
But God decides Simon must ascend.
>>335351478
Meanwhile, Lolisniffer gets beaten up as Shadowboss goes on an angry rant about how he and the skeletons fucked up his family
>>335351478
"BUT I HAVE TO GET A HIGH DIGIT AND INFLUENCE THE STORY"
>>335351478
Texas drags simon to watch the fight, simon bitches about how they wont even use katanas
>>335351478
Fuck it, Texas ascends too.
>>335351478
ASCEND HARDER
>>335351478
You set up a four party squad to explore the outer realms for pop.
Choose 4 out of our current cast.
YOU GUYS REMEMBER QUESTIONMARK CHAN AND EXCLAMATIONMARK KUN FROM LAST THREAD?!?!
>>335351559
"Not happening weeb. I know you're jsut gonna mess things up with your shitty fanfics again"
"AW CMON, I HAD LIKE THE PERFECT PLAN FOR THEIR FINAL BATTLE. THEY WERE GONNA USE HUGE ROBOTS TO FIGHT EACH OTHER BUT THEN IN THE CLIMAX WILL FIGHT ONE-ON-ONE ON FOOT WITH KATANAS AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME WITH SWEET EPIC ROCK AS THE SOUNDTRACK"
>>335351654
It was late at night. Questiomark-chan was just finishing up a riddle when all of a sudden she heard a noise from her window. KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
It was Exclamation-kun! What was he doing here? Exclamationmark-kun was her neighbor and long time childhood friend. "W-what are you doing here", questioned Questionmark-chan?
"I just wanted to see my favorite childhood friend", exclaimed Exclamationmark-kun. "This late?", as Questionmark-chan got up from her bed to open her window. Exclamationmark-kun then slipped in.
For the next hour or two, the pair chilled and hanged out without a care in the world. Throughout that time frame, Questionmark-chan noticed that Exclmationmark-kun seemd very nervous.
Points in time where he would about to speak but stop himself. It was super late now and at this time Exclamationmark-kun started to leave through the window. It was at this time that questionmark-chan decided to ask what was wrong.
"W-wait. What's wrong? You seemed different tonight. Is something on your mind?" she asked. "While I wanted to hangout with you...the truth is that I came here with other motives", he said!
"W-what?" she questioned. "I came here to confess! I...I L-LOVE YOU", he shouted!
>>335351706
everyone jumps in the portal to save LS
>>335351706
my wedding is ruined now I die
>>335351706
They go after Lolisniffer, who's currently getting beaten up
>>335351717
"W-what?" she questioned again in disbelief. At this point Exclamation-kun walked up to her and intiated a kiss.
Questionmark-chan was suprised and tried to step back but Exclamationmark-kun held firm. After a few seconds of struggling Questionmark-chan stopped and started to melt into his embrace.
Exclamationmark-kun leaned forward and pressed his weight forward, falling upon her bed. *POMF* "Whaaa, what are we gona do on the bed", Questionmark-chan asked?
"What I always wanted to do for the longest time!" he exclaimed. It was at this moment that everyting fell into place. His long hard straight disposition, her round curves.
! ?||! ?||! ?||!?||‽||
The passion exploded as they interrobanged the rest of the night. As the sun rose, if you took a peak into that room, you could see two lovers under the covers embracing each other with a light sheen of sweat. Finaly united as one.
The End!?!?!?!?‽‽‽‽‽‽
>>335351706
remove clothes in an attempt to ascend harder
>>335351706
The fight is already over with how long simons shenanigans took, LS and SB are severely bruised and drinking at the bar
>>335351717
>>335351785
Simon's powers are already beginning to affect us
>>335351785
letter P
>>335351785
>>335351717
Goddammit Simon stop shitposting just because you found out about us.
>>335351779
"It wasn't even your wedding, Simon"
"YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, AFTER I ASCENDED I WOULD HAVE USED MY POWERS TO MAKE MY WAIFU REAL AND WE WOULD HAVE BEEN A FAMILYYYY"
>>335351891
God decides to give him a drill hat.
Just because.
>>335351891
REMOVE CLOTHES
ASCEND HARDER
>>335351891
fuck it, Greg goes in to save his minion
>>335351891
Simons' fanfiction ways have run amuck
>>335351654
>>335351717
>>335351785
Save game as you prepare a squad for rescue mission
>>335351891
never! lollisniffer shows up, yup its done.
>>335352040
Now back to our regularly scheduled fight
>>335352040
fucking KEK
Cue to Shadowboss beating the shit out of Lolisniffer and how he's not ready to marry her
>>335352040
lollisniffer is back it's done were done. just done
>>335352040
Simon cries himself to sleep
>>335352040
Spacetime is warping in on itself...
>>335352040
OP you like my lewd fanfic :3c
>>335352086
AND THE PORTAL IMMEDIATELY CLOSED IN BEHIND HIM. SO THE FINAL BATTLE WOULD JUST BE GREG, LOLISNIFFER AND SHADOWBOSS BECAUSE OP IS A FAGGOT LIKE THAT
>>335352224
Everyone has a dance party while they're gone
save game
>>335352224
SIMON AND FUG AND TEXAS THEN IMMEDIATELY START A QUEST TO MAKE DINNER FOR THEMSELVES
>>335352224
SHEEEEEIIIT
>>335352224
Save thread as lolisniffers other wives comfort shadowsis
>>335352204
Stop shitposting, Simon
>>335352224
Fling Lolisniffer into a cyberdemon, making it pissed as he helps Shadowboss beat the shit out of him.
>>335352148
WHAT'S HAPPENING
>sibling plot didn't go that far
Like my Japanese anime!
>>335352224
DO A FLASHBACK OP
>>335352297
AND SO THE FINAL BOSS WILL BE LOLISNIFFER AND GREG VS SHADOWBOSS AND CYBERDEMON BECAUSE WE GOTTA REFERENCE AT LEAST ONE VIDEO GAME SOMEWHERE
TO be Continued
Updates:https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>335352548
Meanwhile in the noncannon adventures of Mystery Box
>>335352548
Meanwhile Zebra and fag enabler are on
their honeymoon
>>335352467
It's because Jojo is still in shock from all these sudden reveals and happenings
>>335352548
Are you upset we skipped the shadowboss Jr. fight entirely?
>>335352548
for some reason there is an awful lot of retardation in these posts, more so than usual
>>335352548
OP DRAW SOME INTERROBANG LEWDS FOR MY FANFIC
>>335352706
SHUT UP SIMON
>>335352618
In the sewer, so they're no lights whatsoever
>>335352635
Not that much, anticlimaxes and disappointing conclusions are the usual here
>>335352620
Will she ever wake up?
I ship Lolisniffer and Fug, actually.
>>335352763
(can't wake up)
>>335352776
Don't you mean FemFug since it's an actual loli
Where does Rainbowman come from? I swear he just popped out of nowhere
>>335352763
Yes, eventually, could be next thread, could be another adventure. Could be when she finally hits that growth spurt and becomes a Shadowperson like the rest of her family
>>335352776
Oh hey,I ship Cyberdemon and JoJo!
>>335352843
Appeared as a one-off boss encounter in Z quest but then stuck around
Can we get a nice backstory for the Cyberdemon?
>>335352723
NEVER, also I'm working on an animated pic for rainbow man and death. I'm the anon who sometimes colors or animates some of OPs stuff. First time I made a fanfic cause of a pic.
>>335352851
Power power of love will help her cope.
>>335352850
>she was out of it for the wedding
Did she have to be wheeled in?
>>335352947
Ah yes. THE CYBERDEMON, he grew up in a loving household, with his Cyberdemondad and Cyberdemonmom
>>335352548
U L T I M A T E
L R E A L I T Y
T A
I E
M L
A I
T T
E Y
>>335353071
OH OH
STORY TIME!
THEN WHAT HAPPENED TO MAKE HIM INTO THE CYBERDEMON HE IS TODAY?
>>335353084
He ascends so hard he becomes an anime.
>>335353102
I guess we'll never know.
>>335353102
BUT ONE ONE FAITHFUL NIGHT. AFTER ENJOYING A NICE FAMILY EVENING AND WATCHING A ZORRO MOVIE. THE FAMILY IS STRUCK BY TRAGEDY AS DOOMGUY KILLED THOMAS CYBERDEMON AND MARTHA CYBERDEMON IN AN ALLEY
>>335353335
why are you shouting!
>>335353335
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
POOR CYBERDEMON OH FUCK
>>335353335
the end
>>335353335
they knew what was coming for em
>>335353376
WHY AREN'T YOU
>>335353335
IS OUR CYBERDEMON DOOM 4 CYBERDEMON
>>335353503
THIS IS A VISUAL STORY, YOU CAN SEE RIGHT HERE IT'S THE DOOM 1 CYBERDEMON
>>335352548
>>335353335
did he became batcyberdemon
>>335353407
THEN. STRICKEN WITH GRIEF, CYBERDEMON WENT TO THE OUTER REALM, WHERE HE FOUND OUT HE IS EMPOWERED BY THEIR SUN! AND THEN HE BECAME CYBERDEMON! THE LAST CYBERDEMON OF KRYPTON AND DEFENDER OF CYBDERMON JUSTICE
>>335353585
I think you got your stories mixed up
>>335353585
Superman isn't Batman you fucking dweeb
>>335353585
So he's also radioactive?
>>335353585
THE BEST STORIES
>>335353645
HE WAS ALSO BITTEN BY A RADIOACTIVE LASER BEAM AND CAN NOW CREATE HARD LIGHT CONSTRUCTS USING A RING HE HAS
>>335353585
Simon get your facts straight, even if its fanfic
>>335353585
So
Super Cyberdemon
>>335353701
Wait, now I'm fucking lost
>>335353701
GREATEST LORE
>>335353701
Just make Cyberdemon OP why don't you
>>335353701
cyberdemon op nerf pls
>>335353759
I knew Simon was a boob, but this is ridiculous!
>>335353738
AND IN HIS DESIRE TO KEEP THE REALM AT PEACE HE BUILT CYBERDULMONTRON!BUT THEN IT TURNED AGAINST HIM AND DECIDED TO DESTROY EVERYTHING! THEIR BATTLE WAS FULL OF QUIPS!
>>335353921
and remains unmolested by death
>>335353921
OP, cyberdemon's symbol is an interrobang..deepest lore.
?X! BEST OTP
>>335353921
BETRAYAL! DRAMA! MURDER! REVENGEANCE!
But where's the romance?
>>335353921
Simon stick to anime styled fanfics, this shit id bonkers
>>335354030
Not... really
>>335353921
Fuck me, now I do want a cyberdemon adventure of sorts.
>>335354059
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PART WHERE IT'S REVEAL THAT MYSTERYBOX-CHAN WAS ACTUALLY IN LOVE WITH CYBERDEMON INSTEAD OF EXCALMATION-KUN
>>335354173
And there is the romance!
>>335354086
FUCK YOU QUESTIONMARK CHAN AND EXCLMATIONMARK KUN ARE BEST PAIR THAT OP EVER CREATED.If i ever get bored I might make a sequel chapter to my crazy fanfic but meh fuck it.[/spoler]
>>335354225
And after learning this, exclamation box killed hhimself
>>335354336
out pops a mushroom
>>335354336
And more drama!
Oh no!
>>335354379
A MYSTERY MUSHROOM!
>>335354336
out pops MARIO
>>335354458
NO OP
THIS IS THE TRUTH
[?] X [!] = [‽]
best otp ;_;
>>335354458
It was preggers? Fuck mystery box up with child support claims
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