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Anyone got this game yet?
I am having a blast with itThe reviewers are full of shit as usual, I got used to the controls in less than five minutes, and I haven't played Splatoon
>>335132770
I ordered mine yesterday, will be getting by next week. This will be probably GOTY 2016 for me since I have nothing else in my wishlist and Zelda will be certainly delayed.
I couldn't give less of a shit about the controls, the game itself looks poorly designed.Venom is a tiny space rock, Venom is a teleportation portal, and Metal Andross is fought in chickenshit mode
>>335132770
The game will probably sell well regardless of reviews.Because what else are Wii U owners going to buy?
>I got used to the controls in less than 5 minutea
And that's how I know you're full of shit, haven't playes the game, and you're probably just shilling.
>>335132770
I think reviewers tried to play by putting the pad in front of them and see the game trought it.
>>335133434
the thing is, he's not the only one to say that. Lots of comments on some reviews and forums said controls are damn easy to master if you're not a complete retard.
>>335133912
They're all shilling then
Nintendo can afford it
>>335134073
Everyone's shilling. You're shilling for Sony and I'm shilling for Nintendo and we're all shilling for 4chan. Except the people who are from reddit, they're shilling reddit.
Fuck off, shill.
Can you turn off the motion controls? I've heard lots of people act like you can't but Giant Bomb's review said you can except for some random spots like hacking or whatever.
I just got done playing a bit of Star Fox Guard, it's pretty fun. It can get hectic as fuck too.
The controls of SFZ are genius once you get used to them. Having the loop de loop and turn around mapped to actual buttons really help, and when used properly maneuvering is a cinch.
Also having the tilt/barrelroll/boost/brake all mapped to the right stick feels natural as fuck, especially when looking through the game pad. This makes the dog fights fun as fuck.
The co-op is a good time as well, but you'd better have a competent pilot.
>>335134505
Weren't those always buttons?
>Lock on to an enemy
>wonder why the aim squares are gone
>its only on the cockpit view now
Why
>>335134745
It was always a boost + up or break + up.
Now all you gotta do is hit one button.
>>335134962
Oh right.
>>335133315
>Because what else are Wii U owners going to buy?
What else are they going to buy? Heh
>Definitive versions of Deus Ex: Human Revolution, Bayonetta, Re: Revelations, Tekken 5, Skylanders, Mass Effect 3 and Rayman.
>Massive hits like Minecraft, Assassins Creed, Splinter Cell and Call of Duty with offscreen gamepad support unseen on any other console.
>New Super Mario Bros U.
>Just Dance (not my cup of tea but it looks fun especially on Wii U)
>Super Mario 3D World, Dong Freeze, and Pikmin 3 are a steal at $20.
>Bayonetta 2 (game of the year 2014)
>Wonderful 101
>Endless 3rd party support in the form of the Lego games
>Skylanders
>Amiibo functionality makes DLC more fair than it's ever been
>Monster Hunter 3
>Lost Reavers
>Devils Third
>Super Mario Maker
>Mario Kart 8
>Definitive version of Super Smash Bros. For Wii U
>Nano Assault Neo
>Fast Racing Neo
>Literally hundreds of Nindies to choose from!
>Cult classic titles like Metroid: Other M, Star Fox Command, and Donkey Kong 64 all available with a click of the button.
>The only console you can experience My Nintendo.
>The ability to stream whatever you want through the Internet Browser using Plex.
>Hundreds of control types to fit any play style.
>The ability to select burn in reduction
Nintendo owners sure are "suffering" with all these options.
>>335135148
>Amiibo functionality makes DLC more fair than it's ever been
Game looks cool, the star fox I wanted since 64, but how is the gyro? Work well? Do I have to twist and turn in my seat like a spaz?
>>335135148
He's talking about new games senpai
>>335135296
It just worksafter you get adjusted to it, an hour max
I'll admit that I did find myself moving along with the game pad when I got really into it, shits just immersive brah
But you don't have to move it around a whole lot, minor movements will do. You can recenter the reticle anytime on the fly.
My copy's supposed to come in today. I feel like I might have spoiled myself too much by watching so many videos showing off the game. At the very least I haven't watched anything regarding the final level/boss
>>335132770
I can't believe people were complaining about the motion controls
FFS you can literally play it as Star Fox 64 by holding the pad relatively still
I like what little I played of it this morning before I had to head to work, though I'm a little concerned about the lack of extra paths. I unlocked the walker and went back to Corneria to go right at the fork but doing so and saving Bill didn't seem to have any effect on the boss fight or the path afterwards.
I could've sworn I'd seen that Corneria has a boss on the water so there must be a third path or something
3
HOURS
>>335137382
You gotta play through the levels they give you first, then portals will show up on the map eventually, that's when you can access the different paths.
After you beat it once, Arcade mode unlocks and that plays more like SF64 in terms of branching paths.
>>335138110
Makes sense, have to do one playthrough with fake Andross before you can start teleporting around and shit
>>335135148
>Lost Reavers
>buying a F2P game
>>335132770
Treehouse please go.
>>335137509
3 amazing hours if you are lucky to not die even once and then indepth playthrough where you actuall care about hitting things and gathering secrets and unlock rest 1/3 of missions
>>335137509
length of this type of game doesn't matter, it's the replayability you get out of it.
>>335133434
Nah, the controls are piss easy to get accustomed to. Especially with the arwing, hell, having motion controls set only to when you press fire is essentially classic star Fox
>>335134271
For the gyro wing and walker no. Arwing you can disable them to an extent so it only uses them when you press ZR the fire button.
So let me get this straight:
The reward for getting all the medals on all the stages isNOTHING.
>>335137509
That video has blatantly dishonest. No one knows how long it will take to 100%. Stop believing everything you read on /v/ like an idiot.
>>335139139
And there is no alternative "true ending", where andross reveals his "true form" either?
>>335135304
why would someone only talk about new games?
most old games are better than most new games. and there are only, at most, 5 new games at a time.
this isn't a "news" site. It's a video game site.
>>335135148
>Being this madbutt
Jesus, he's talking about new games anon
Also you're not helping WiiUfags with that comment at all
>>335139176
Yeah, there's no way that wasn't a rehearsed run.
>>335132770
>The reviewers are full of shit as usual, I got used to the controls in less than five minutes, and I haven't played Splatoon
didn't one site throw a tantrum and refuse to review the game because the game was "unplayable"? Kek. Just how much of a tool do you have to be to do that
>>335139139
The satisfaction of a job well done. And Miiverse bragging rights, I guess.
>>335139730
I guess that's what happens when someone is used to having their hand held throughout every single game they've played and cannot comprehend the phrase "git gud".
>>335139730
Yup, that was Polygon, not surprisingly.
>>335139690
No, I mean the player did not play through all level permutations and didn't get all the medals. I think I'm missing something but I can't remember. He didn't touch arcade mode either but I don't know much about that one.
Anyways it was not 100%, just claimed.
>>335139897
So this game has less shit than the game that it's imitating.
No Expert Mode with aviators. No multiplayer. No multiplayer with unlockable tanks and bazookas.
I bet they don't even change the fucking title screen when you get the medals.
>>335139730
>That gamexplain discussion where they tear that guy a new asshole.
They weren't exactly blown away by the game either, but at least they called out the bullshit reviews where people couldn't even finish a 3-4 game with the month of review time they had.
I got the game today and its pretty fucking good. Just finished my first run. I'd definitely say its the best game in the series since 64.
I don't even think the controls are that bad to be honest. I had the same experience with Kid icarus. Everyone said that game had bad controls but I found them fine.
My copy should've come today but I'll probably get it early next week. Fairly excited since but I really don't have any expectations.
>>335140064
It's a reboot, not a 1:1 remake youconcerned fan.
>>335140313
It should have more content than a game made in the same style from 1997.
>>335133434
The controls are easy if you're not retarded. I just got the game 10 mins ago.
>>335140394
I think if you actually played the game, you wouldn't be disappointed.
>>335140145
Was that the review or the one with completionist?
>>335135790
>At the very least I haven't watched anything regarding the final level/boss
You might as well save yourself the disappointment.
>>335133315
uh....tv subscription services?
>>335140246
A lot of games that get flack for unorthodox control schemes tend to become my GOTY or even all-time favorites. Kid Icarus Uprising, The World Ends With You, Wonderful 101,Skyward Sword.
I'm really hoping Star Fox Zero is like that as well, but I am a little concerned about the sparse content. I understand you gotta replay stages for new paths and gold medals, but there's no denying that there's a lack of content compared to previous titles. Even a half-assed online dogfighting mode would have encouraged people to master the controls and play it more.
>>335140585
Oh I will. I'm not going to buy it though. This is an obvious rental.
I'm just horribly disappointed and somewhat alarmed by this regression.
>>335138731
SIXTY DOLLARUS
is there a demo? i'd like to try it but i don't know if i can justify the purchase
>>335140835
For 60 dollars, you're also getting Star Fox Guard, which amounts to quite a bit more than 3 HOURS.
I got the game 4 days early and fucking hated it.
Guard is fun as hell though. needs a fleshed out portable sequel.
It's not hard to get used to the controls but that doesn't mean they aren't ass. Anyone with half a brain would know something is up when there's a dedicated re-calibration button present, shit is annoying just like Skyward Sword was.
>>335132770
The controls take literally an hour to master and I've never played a rail shooter before.
>>335141453
>Anyone with half a brain would know something is up when there's a dedicated re-calibration button present
The "thing" being the existence of motion controls, because having motion controls without a re-calibrate button is fucking retarded
The controls are piss-easy to learn and allow for much more variety in what happens on screen because your reticle isn't tied to your position on-screen.
>>335140835
Because the game comes with another game, which is Guard.
Without Guard, the price goes down to 50 or 40.
>>335140774
>there's a lack of content compared to previous titles
Not really, I'd say its no shorter than 64.
Amazon sent me two copies instead of one, who wants it?
It's PAL
>>335141657
If your controls are so busted they need a dedicated button to fix them, the game is shit plain and simple.
>>335141774
100%ing 64 would take at least 5 or 6 runs and probably take about 7 hours, and you unlock shit for doing it.
Zero was 3 and a half hours and you get nothing.
>>335134962
You can also do the classic commands as well, which feels pretty good now that you're tilting both sticks.
>>335141848
Splatoon does the same shit and many pros use the motion controls for that all the time.
>>335141657
>allow for much more variety in what happens on screen because your reticle isn't tied to your position on-screen.
because the dumb game was designed to force you to do this crap
you wouldn't need it if the gameplay wasn't designed to be shit so you have to use their control scheme
>>335141848
That just comes with the territory of motion control idiot. If it didn't have it THEN it'd be busted.
>>335132770
>No brain Andross
Literally why. Why the fuck would they not include a second Andross form? A game from 20 years got it right and this one can't. Fucking Neo-Nintendo
>>335142094
maybe it shouldn't have bad motion controls in the first place
>>335141848
You're like the dipshit who says "Duke Nukem 3D had full reflections why don't modern games!"
Motion controls that aren't tied to an IR require a recalibration button, it's the reality of the technology.
>>335142047
>you wouldn't need it if you restricted the design so that it wasn't necessary to aim independently of your ship
>>335141959
Yeah no 100% ing 64 would take about 2. And we've established that the video was not in fact a 100% run
Waiting for the mall across the street from my condo to open up so I can go pick up my copy. Fucking stoked.
Anyone else got Falco and Fox amiibo? The retro arwing looks great.
>>335142253
>2
>have to get medals on every single fucking level, requiring multiple runs
>have to do it on 2 difficulties
>Solar alone would require its own run since it drains you teammate's health
yeah no, you're retarded.
>>335141959
You literally cannot take the secondary paths on your first playthrough, the portals don't pop up yet.
>>335141959
Nigga SF64 is a 40-minute to an hour game unless you're a 5-year-old
>>335142253
You don't get shit for doing it
I'm going to pick up a copy from the store later and I'm sure I'll get used to the controls just like with Uprising, but unlike a lot of people I'm not going to pretend like this is the optimal control scheme and having options is somehow a bad thing.
>>335135148
I kekked anon thanks this is grade A falseflag
What the fuck us Plex tho
>>335142346
>4
>have to beat the game once to unlock all the secondary paths
>have to collect all 3 gold ring medals and all 5 medals on each path of each stage requiring multiple playthroughs
Yeah, nah, you're retarded, it takes more than 3 hours to 100% Zero
>>335133315
If I didn't like Star Fox, I would probably buy Dark Souls III, because I'm not retarded enough to swear loyalty to a videogame company
>>335142129
There's seriously no SO ANDROSS YOU SHOW YOUR TRUE FORM moment?
How in the fuck.
No unlockables, no control scheme options, no alternate paths that lead to the real final boss.
Have we really gone that far backwards in nearly 20 years?
>>335133315
They first have to remember that they bought a wii u in the first place and dig it out of their thrash
So has anyone actually gotten 100% 100% yet? Aka all medals on all stages?
>>335142243
OK autist
>just got it in the mail
>Zero and Guard each have their own boxes
I was expecting it to be shoved into the Zero case like Bayonetta 1 was. Taking up more shelf space, but still, very nice.
>>335142547
I seriously am wondering what the fuck they even delayed the game for.
>>335132770
>Wii U
LOL
>>335142872
>I seriously am wondering what the fuck they even delayed the game for.
The game was having serious framerate issues which is why they brought in Platinum
You can get to the end if this game in FIVE MINUTES. How is this allowed?
>>335142684
They have, you getnothing
THREE
HOURS
SIXTY U.S. DOLLARS
Feels good to not be poor.
>>335142936
I thought Platinum was brought in before the delay? Didn't it get delayed from December 2015 to now?
>>335132770
I agree, the controls feel natural after a bit, and actually help a shitload when you can't quite turn in on an enemy, but it's easy to just do a minor adjustment with the gamepad. I feel that mapping that to the right stick wouldn't have felt good because of how much it would want to snap back. You'd be fighting it more, whereas this just feels like mouse movement. It's smart. When you get to the end of the first mission and you have to hit those little targets just right, that's when it all clicks.
The one problem with it I have is that when you do the lock on, you lose the reticle, even if you adjust it into view. I get why: they want you to look at the game pad, but when your ship is facing a completely different direction, you just won't see what you're locking onto, so if you use the pad to see what you're shooting, you'll often lose it by the time it flies around you.
In the linear shootouts and the all-range modes where you're not dog-fighting it's easy to quickly swap between viewing the screen and tablet, because what's in front of you will still be line of sight, but when something is out of your front 120, you can't really turn to see it on the gamepad, and still manage your control of the ship at the same time, so if my cursor was still on screen like it is every other time with the motion controls on, it would be a lot easier to shoot those fuckers down.
The lock on was clearly designed to solve a problem with the dog fighting, but I feel by removing the targeting reticle, it just takes it a step back further, especially since now there are no other indicators of where that enemy is.
Other than that it feels pretty good, but it just bums me out that the dog fighting (something that I really wanted to be good), feels so rough and clumsy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw5UN4yu1jc
>GETTING ALL 70 MEDALS LETS YOU USE THE BLACK AND RETRO ARWINGS
>GETTING ALL 70 MEDALS LETS YOU USE THE BLACK AND RETRO ARWINGS
>GETTING ALL 70 MEDALS LETS YOU USE THE BLACK AND RETRO ARWINGS
>GETTING ALL 70 MEDALS LETS YOU USE THE BLACK AND RETRO ARWINGS
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN SF0 SHITPOSTERS WERE BTFO!?!?!
>>335141453
Splatoon has one to, and you can't be retarded enough to think those controls are bad.
>>335143032
Can't you use those from the beginning with amiibos?
>>335142970
>LE 3 HOURS FACE
Is this the birth of an epic new meme?
>>335143084
you can, but now they aren't amiibo exclusive
>>335142959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_PMab-SGgY
>>335143032
>no expert mode
Just kill it
>>335143032
It's called Amiibos, anon
jesus christ, the damage control
>>335143032
>blue engine
>>335143126
Then I wish there was something more that you can unlock that you can't get with amiibos. Just kinda cheapens the whole thing.
Still salty about how there's no true form Andross too.
>>335143109
>The Order
>5 hours
>cinematic experience
>everyone is allowed to shit on it
>Star Fox Zero
>3 hours
>cinematic experience
>no one is allowed to shit on it
why is this allowed?
>>335143227
Its okay when Nintendo does it.
Miyamoto even referred to Star Fox Zero as a "cinematic experience" in interviews.
>>335143152
oh don't give me that crap. Yesterday everyone was bitching how they were amiibo exclusive. Now that you've been proven wrong you're trying to backpedal and say 'Oh it didn't matter'
>>335143032
Aww sheeyit, I thought it was weird that you'd get nothing for collecting all those medals.
I'm glad I don't have to buy amiibo to unlock them.
>>335143141
Beat it with the black arwing, if you're so great
>>335142405
Yes and?
He skimmed the game rather than doing a true 100% run
>>335143227
Probably because StarFox isn't a cinematic experience, it's a fucking STG. Thise of us who are older than ten have been playing them for decades.
>>335143227
>Star Fox Zero
>cinematic experience
What the fuck am I reading?
>>335143227
>calling the order a game, when it requires , like 40 button presses from start to finish.
orderfags will never be able to overcome how shit that "game"is
>>335139937
Well in theory, you can 100% in 3 hrs, but lets be honest it wont happen until you get really good at the game, it took me 2 years to get expert mode as a kid
>>335143448
That's nowhere near the same as expert mode you faggot
>>335143480
Shiggy literally said this himself
>We want it to be that you can complete the course of the game in the same amount of time you would spend watching a movie, so it's a cinematic experience. While there are still some branching paths, the main thing we are focusing on is having second and third missions available for each planet
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2015/06/16/a-star-fox-zero-conversation-with-shigeru-miyamoto-and-his-team.aspx
>>335143480
you are a true autist
>>335143478
>>335143480
Straight from Miyamoto himself.
This time, by having the two screens coupled with the aiming and the flight controls separately, what that meant is that we had an ability to create really cool cinematic sequences on the TV that you could still play through, and fly using the cockpit screen on the Gamepad
>It also gave us an ability to make a more cinematic experience that’s still interactive.
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/04/star-fox-zero-preview-shigeru-miyamoto-interview
>>335143227
>The Order
>5 hours
HAAH WAAW
>Star Fox Zero
>cinematic experience
fuck off retard
>>335143608
We have the game anon we know that it isn't, unlike you.
>>335143691
So Shigeru Miyamoto knows nothing about his own game, but some random drone on a Mongolian belly dancing board does
Whatever you say
>>335143661
>that you could still play through
Important thing to note here. And that's always been sort of the thing with Star Fox, even with 64 it got comparisons to Star Wars space battles that you could actually play, because characters are talking and shit while you still had control. You look at Mario 64 or Ocarina of Time, those games do come to a standstill during cutscenes and story development in comparison to Star Fox.
Hell Kid Icarus Uprising did the same thing, 90% of the plot is done while playing the game instead of cutscenes.
>>335143661
>>335143608
Read some Roland Barthes you retards
>>335143665
So I guess Shiggy is a retard then, because that's literally what he said.
>>335144059
Who the fuck is that?
>>335144081
I find no issue with that statement
>STG
>Cinematic experienxe
>>335144059
"Death of the Author" was not implying that the author's opinion is completely irrelevant, faggotron
>>335144149
I shpuld have expected /v/ to be incapable of google.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Death_of_the_Author
>>335144272
I can Google but why the fuck should I read anything by him?
>>335143921
>>335144081
>you could still play through
Good job twisting his words, I bet all those QTEs and cutscenes rotted your brains
I had always assumed that Nintendrones were just a meme. Until today.
Guys, the Wii U has plenty of good games (I would know, I fucking own one) but that doesn't mean you need to defend every turd Nintendo shits out. Sometimes even masters make mistakes.
>>335144212
It is implying that a work is not only what the author says it is
Comparing Star Fox to The Order is full blown retardism, no matter who said it.
>>335143608
>>335143227
>>335143661
Here's something very important that you missed in your eargerness to shitpost: In Star Fox Zero, you're playing the game, shooting shit and dodging attacks while that "cinematic experience" is happening. What they meant is that it feels like you're in a movie scene, like the Star Wars space battles, while you play, with other characters constantly talking and interacting while you're doing your objectives. You're not sitting in your chair with the controller on the floor watching a movie clip like with The Order, Metroid Other M, or any Metal Gear Solid game.
>>335144326
That's all the spoonfeeding you get today, pleb.
>>335144337
That would be Implying this is a mistake in any shape or form.
>>335144334
He still said it was a cinematic experience. The only one twisting his words is you
But go ahead and keep rationalizing in your head how it's justified to spend 60 dollars for a 3 hour game
>>335134073
>It can't be that game reviewers are retarded despite them clearly showing that they are for the past 10 yers
>No, it must be Nintendo paying people to post comments, even though said comments are from users that has been on the site for years
>>335144272
>the author doesn't know what he's talking about
Possibly the stupidest shit ive ever heard. What kind of authority does the faggot who wrote that even have? His subjective opinion is meaningless to me.
>>335144523
>>335143478
>>335142939
Didn't you fags get sick of the short game meme when MGR came out?
>>335144619
Wow so if Shiggy said that StarFox was a volleyball sim, would he be right because he made it?
>>335144554
Remember, all video game journalists are stupid, suck at games, and are full of shit. UNLESS they hate a game that you also hate, in which case they become the absolute authority on video games and are always correct which allows you to yell "ROLF BTFO (company name)DRONES!!!".
>>335135148
>>Cult classic titles like Metroid: Other M, Star Fox Command, and Donkey Kong 64 all available with a click of the button.
it took me until here to realize you were taking the piss
nicely done
>>335144337
Just let it go anon. These idiots are marketers, they're paid to defend Nintendo's little gimmick shitbombs.
>>335144771
He didn't say that though so that point isn't even worth discussing. Retard
>>335132770
Haven't played Starfox so I can't comment on how well I use it, but in general gyro aiming is met with a "I wont even bother to adapt to it" mentality even in situations where it outright superior to console controls.
It's honestly annoying how companies are asked to be technologically progressive in that are trendy but get panned for progressing technology in areas that aren't. Just let technology progress and tweak shit as we go along.
>>335144824
Except it is, because he said somethig retarded about his game
The rail segments are fucking great and if the game was just that I'd have no complaints at all. Landmaster is okay, chicken walker I'm not super into but no complaints with it either.
My only complaints are the gyrowing which is basically an entirely different game and slow as shit, not the cool rail shooter Star Fox is, and that all range mode can be mad fucking awkward because of no map and the way lock on works.
The controls are much the same - they're great during rail segments but can be more awkward at other times.
Bosses are fucking amazing so far though. They're huge and fun to fight.
>>335144890
Nope. He said something accurate about his game
>>335144784
No, they are retarded and bad at games at all fucking times
Review posters and Metacritic cocksuckers should be burned at the fucking stake
>>335132770
can you turn off waggle/meme controls and play it regular?
I love starfox but cant into waggle motion gimmicks
>>335135148
>A tonne of old games from 2011-2015
wew so many games
all sales combined the wii u barely got 60mil units of software and what 12mil hardware.
So yeah they have fuck else to play once they purchase their overpriced nintendo shovelware.
i loved the snes n64 gc but the wii and u are poor excuses for a console.
>>335144905
Yet another shill, how much is Nintendo paying you, tasteless faggot, play a real game like anything that's not made by Nintendo.
>>335144969
And this is where I'm sure it's b8
Incoming intense shitpost because I called you out
>>335144986
No, you can set it to activate only while shooting but you can't get rid of them
Which ones am I missing?
>>335145102
You do not know more than fucking Shigeru Miyamoto about a game that he himself made you pretentious piece of human garbage. You're like those retards who claim to know better than doctors
>>335142984
Nice, is Ratchet and Clank good?
Too much of a poorfag to get PS4 yet but it looks fun. Never tried the Ratchet and Clank games either.
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>>335145278
Wow anon, you must really suck, everyone knows you can 100% this game in 3 hours
>>335145137
damn, thanks. that ruins it for me, i couldn't stand 10mins of skyward sword because of forced waggle.
Was hoping it was like splatoon and you could turn them off
>>335145329
It's worse than the original release and HD version on PS3, not a very good reason to buy a PS4.
>motion controls are actually good I swear
When will this meme end?
>>335145327
I do know more than the creator because creators always lie while I hold the truth in my hands.
>>335144970
>No, they are retarded and bad at games at all fucking times
You just reminded me on the one that died in kirby of all things
>>335145451
>I suck therefore everything else is the problem
>>335145327
Nice try. Shitpost somewhere else.
>>335142460
>What the fuck us Plex tho
A media server that plays your files on almost any device.
>>335145451
Motion controls is not the end all be all answer to everything, but it does at least attempt to bridge the game between console controllers and superior control schemes.
>>335145424
SFZ was built entirely around the gyro aiming, you literally cannot beat the game without them. Therefore an option to turn them off isn't feasible. At least give it a rent before you completely write it off, it's a solid Star Fox game.
>>335145470
lol okay kiddo
>>335145451
>motion controls are bad
When will THIS meme end?
>>335145634
Fuck off shill
>>335145615
Try not to wear your butthurt on your sleeve.
>>335145451
Have you played Splatoon? It is genuinely the best alternative to M+KB, almost on par with it even.
>>335145721
Delusional
>>335145721
>shilling awful gimmicks this hard
The cancer is real.
>>335145614
Waggle garbage will always be objectively inferior. No exceptions.
>Star Fox 64 came out nearly two decades ago
>in that time, three main titles and two spinoffs have released
>the only game that is ARGUABLY an improvement over 64 is 643D
>>335145424
>Playing Splatoon without gyro
Why the fuck would you ever
>>335132770
Should be arrive tommorow
>>335135148
>Definitive version of Mass Effect 3
Doesn't have the Leviathan or Citadel DLC though.
Also
>Cult classic titles like Metroid: Other M
>>335145709
Why don't you learn to adapt instead of whining about things you cannot change?
>>335145278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLNUNAL4LeQ
>>335145448
bullshit. i mean the it's worse than the original part. not worth buying a PS4 for i can agree with.
>>335145329
yes i'm 5 hours in and it seems good.
basically an updated version of the original using all the modern systems like strafing and gun upgrading and shit.
also looks real nice and it's fun to explore.
Funny how both games feature animal characters in space.
Ratchet even has a "do a barrel roll" moment.
>>335145634
the game is 80 dollars with no way to rent, i'm just gonna skip it and play starfox 64 for the 1000th time
>>335145451
When they stop being good for aiming
So never
>>335145803
This. Everything odl is superior, everything new is inferior, only shills and retarded kids prefer useless waggling to what we've been using for thirty years with absolutely no problem. Change is bad, and anyone who wants change needs to die.
>>335145791
>>335145796
Then please explain why the Gyro control for Splatoon is bad.
Because as it is currently, it allows for fairly precise aiming while still allowing you to move about freely. The main downside is that it can be awkward to get used to at first but once you get the hang of it, it feels pretty natural and allow you to do some good snap shots and other shit.
>>335145412
>unironically using twitch memes
>>335145897
You're right. Ride to Hell Retribution isn't a shitty game, I just need to play it enough times so I can adapt to it so it becomes fun
>>335145803
>All motion controls are waggle
I know the word waggle lost it's meaning years ago but it's still annoying as fuck
Motion controls kill any kind of comfort factor while playing.
>>335146043
It's forced Nintendo gimmick garbage for kids who think they need to be different. Fuck off.
>>335145917
>had to focus on Pigma & Andrew
Well I'm retarded.
>>335135148
Man if they just release newer FIFA, COD, and Assasin Creed it there would totally awesome, with gamepad support off course
>>335132770
>The reviewers are full of shit as usual
>>335134073
>Nintendo
>Ever paying for shills
>The company that removes youtube videos left and right
...
>Being this retarded
>>335146079
>>All motion controls are waggle
Yes.
>>335146128
>forced
Whoops.
>>335132770
Game is great. The only legit thing reviews said is that the game is short, like SF64. Everything else is very very stupid.
>Hurr this game could be hood ten years ago, not now
This is the dumbest one. If a game was good two, ten, twenty or thirty years ago, it is good even today.
>>335146128
Nice fucking counterargument there. You can't even come up with a single thing to say why it's bad?
>>335135148
>Definitive versions of Deus Ex: Human Revolution
>>335146191
No you retard, waggle is the stupid shit in Twilight Princess, the Wii version of Forgotten Sands, DKCR, etc.
>RANDOMLY FLAIL YOUR ARMS AROUND TO DO [ACTION]
But you're too new to know that. You probably also think Weeaboo means "Japanese".
>>335146069
No one is defending shitty games here m8
Star Fox Zero is good, the controls just require actual skill.
>3 hours
>60 dollars
>replayability excuse
This is just tragic.
>>335142130
it's a failsafe you ingrate
>>335146375
You're right, Ride to Hell Retribution is good, it just requires skill
>>335146156
>m-muh nintendo would never pay for shills
>>335146305
It's bad because it's forced on the players, it's inferior to the traditional control style, and it's typical Nintendo shit. You must be getting rich with all this shilling.
>>335132770
Just did the first 3 levels, not seeing any validity with the complaints.
>Motion aiming isn't as "intrusive" as /v/ would lead you to believe and even then it can be mapped to only activate when you hold down Zr
>Graphics are solid but simple so they could be better but aren't the shit show /v/ would lead you to believe
>Lots of variety with each mission, again, /v/ would have you think it's a bad thing but it mixes up missions pretty well
Overall Reviwers are casuals, and /v/ hates anything Nintendo. probably because it takes attention away from DS3 or some shit.
>>335146401
Found the literal child
Go back to you epik 140 hour RPGs
>>335144674
I got sick of it when Dishonored came out
>>335146589
Tragic.
>>335135148
>Cult classic titles like Metroid: Other M, Star Fox Command, and Donkey Kong 64 all available with a click of the button
>Other M
My sides have reached the astral plane
>>335146494
You're clearly beyond reasoning Ride to Hell Retribution-San
>>335146589
Found the literal retard
Go play the Order if you want a 4 hour, 60 dollar "cinematic experience"
>>335146565
>It's inferior to tradtional control style
You've never actually played Splatoon, have you? Or are you seriously so fucking retarded that you're going to claim that normal console controllers are better?
>>335146589
Found the nintencuck. Enjoy your 2 hour $60 experience
>>335135148
this is an already debunked meme post from some time ago
![grinman[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gD926ar.jpg "grinman[1].jpg")
>>335146061
>unironically using pepes
>>335146565
>forced
Wasn't forced in Splatoon.
>>335146618
What's tragic is how you missed out on the arcade area, and how kids like you are going to keep pushing for more cutscenes and walking to pad out your games while gameplay is left on the side of the road to rot
>>335146565
>it's inferior to the traditional control style,
>faster
>considerably more accurate
>immersive
What's bad about it?
This isn't sixaxis you know.
>>335145634
>rent
Can you even rent games anymore?
>>335144674
/v/ has always, consistently, shit on short video games that cost substantial amounts of money for being short and costing substantial amounts of money
Gone Home, Firewatch, Halo 5, the Order, etc.
It's not some anti-Nintendo conspiracy
>>335146535
>Once again implying the Nip company removing shill videos themselves would pay for shilling
>>335146713
>not this one
The hard truth is that we all thought we wanted Star Fox but.......... we didn't. Star Fox is an unfun outdated relic from the past
>>335146683
>Star Fox
>"cinematic experience"
What the fuck
>>335145278
>only 4 hours
I thought Guard was supposed to come in a download code in regular boxes but I got nothing. What gives?
>>335146823
People didn't bitch at them because they were short, people bitched because the gameplay was horrendous.
>>335132770
Eh it was okay...
>>335146912
Im wondering this also. I thought guard got a physical release?
>>335146823
I don't know how you'd think I thought that, since I was talking about a game that was not released on a Nintendo console.
>>335146809
Well there's GameflyOr you could find a used copy at Gamestop and return it before 7 days, more than enough time to beat SFZ
>>335146823
No the reason Firewatch, Gone Home and Order were shit on is because of their shit gameplay. Not to mention Gone Home and Firewatch's abysmal story. I won't speak on Halo 5 since I didn't play it
>>335146912
>>335147006
There is also a release that just comes with SF0 and no Guard, from what I've heard.
>press start
>go into controls
>turn off always-on gyro aim
Holy shit. That was fucking easy. I fixed the fucking controls.
Surprise, surprise, reviewers are retarded.
>>335132770
>I am having a blast with it
Yeah keep telling that yourself.
>>335146948
Firewatch and Starfox 0's gameplay are on the same level of quality
>>335146997
Only with the first print edition.
The cheap version only has zero
>>335147108
>Spreading lies
>>335146872
Straight from Shigeru Miyamoto himself
see
>>335143608
>>335144402
and the good posts always get ignored
man /v/ is shithole when its comes to nintendo
Took a sick day to play it. I honestly really like it. I was pessimistic due to shit posting but as usual /v/ was wrong.
>>335147171
Post your copy of star fox if
>>335146298
That really is dumb as all hell. If it weren't for the platformer revival they'd be saying the same shit about that genre
>>335147221
>he didn't press start to fix the controls
It's literally in the game, Totilo. Just press start. Just press start.
>>335147234
>taking his words or of context
>not knowing that he's talking about the fact you have full control during cutscenes
>>335146823
Plenty of games /v/ likes are short and the games you mentioned were shat on because of gameplay you fucking retard. The gameplay length didn't help either since Gone Home for example had zero replayability.
Why the fuck is the concept of there being other aspects of a game that can justify a price so alien to faggots like you? All I've ever seen in this thread is "3 HOURS 3 HOURS 3 HOURS"
Not a single time have I seen you faggots mention gameplay, replayability, characters, story or anything like that and how they affect the value of the game as a whole.
You're a bunch of fucking parrots, repeating the same shit over and over without anything of substance to bring into the discussion, because even if I bring up replayability and score system, something common in these types of games and the reason why they are enjoyed, not the length of the campaign. you'll ignore it and just keep spouting the same bullshit.
The worst part is that it makes it obvious that you're either a shitposter or fucking underage kiddo that has zero experience with the original Star Fox games, Gradius and other games like it.
>>335146948
Nigger, how new are you? Everyone was complaining about how short they were. There were other complaints too but the length and price were definitely one of them
just played the first two levels a couple times
its fun. going between screens is either frantic and cool or frustrating depending on if youre in the groove. the ground bits aren't the best but they arent out of place
