>Warning: This article contains content some readers might find objectionable.
>“Life-sized boob mouse pads” have been released in Japan for well-over a decade. Some people think they’re harmless fun, while others don’t like them. In the past few years, however, the these mouse pads have gotten truly life-sized.
>To put this into context, this Honoka mouse pad weighs around 2,100 grams, 1,600 of which is the character’s chest and which sounds like serious back problems.
>The mouse pads feature Honoka and Marie Rose. They are made in Japan by skilled artisans, apparently, using a special super soft material.
Um, isn't this going a tad bit too far?
>"Boobs!"
Journalism, everyone.
>>335127124
No.
>"Japan expert" Brian Ashcraft
The worst
>>335127124
They actually help your wrist in a genuine way and they're fun to squish - they're a useful but totally novelty style item. I don't see a problem.
No. Don't stop until I can fuck 2D girls
>>335127124
In fact, this isn't enough.
>>335127124
That doesn't seem comfortable. I mean, it's a lot bigger than your average wrist support mouse pad this making your wrist and forearm sit too high up and not be level with the mouse
What do life size boob mouse pads feel like?
>>335127124
No, it's a legal product that likely has demand. There is nothing 'too far' about it.
>>335127124
i don't go to the clickbait sites please don't bring them to me
>>335127124
Why exactly does this bother you OP?
Or have I been master baited?
>>335127124
>which sounds like serious back problems.
Flat chested women jealous of big mouse pad breast. You literally can't make this shit up.
Can 3dpd women get more pathetic than they already are?
>>335127124
>This article contains content some readers might find objectionable
>serious back problems.
I guess he's going all out trying to make clickbait.
>some people think they are harmless fun while others don't like them
You can't make this shit up.
>>335127459
I love how every girl brings this shit up anytime anime, games, or even a real person has bigger breasts than them. They just find excuses for why they're "so lucky" not to have those things hurting their back.
>>335127459
Can 3dpd women get more pathetic than they already are?
just wait till the sex bots then you'll see some real shit
>>335127289
This are 이시언?
>>335127124
Buyin one now.
>>335127124
How long until this shit is exiled to containment on /jp/ or /vg/ and I no longer have to make a laundry list of filters to hide threads for shit games
So where can I order one?
>>335127529
First time I heard that shit, regarding breast and back pain, was in highschool when I took a game mag.
Bitch was literally threaten by a picture of KOS-MOS.
>>335127618
>just wait till the sex bots then you'll see some real shit
Isn't VR making them flip their shit right now?
I know they already feel threaten by the impending female bots already.
>>335127124
and they chose the marie rose pic over Honoka?
>>335127529
funny how they just think its ok to trash girls with big boobs as long as their animated, I mean if there was a picture of a real woman would they still be ok saying "she looks like shes got serious back problems"
>>335127124
>They are made in Japan by skilled artisans, apparently
how disrespectful
>Boobs are the devil and so is sex!
the day Christians and Muslims die off will be the day humanity is restored.
Dude Japan is so le wacky xD
What will those crazy japs do next?
>>335127967
>I mean if there was a picture of a real woman would they still be ok saying "she looks like shes got serious back problems"
They would still say it but not in front of that real women they trying to insult.
Also a lot of female celebs have big breast and they wont say shit about their breast because they know they low in the pecking order.
>Um, isn't this going a tad bit too far?
NO FUCK OFF NORMAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING KINGDOM
>>335127124
>tfw getting a Kafuru mouse pad
>>335127459
>>335127618
Anime is 100% breast envy "jokes" for the past 15 years.
>>335128183
careful with all that hyperbole, you might hurt yourself my man
>>335127124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE393xCHRAU
I don't get it, if women don't want to be sexualized at all then they wouldn't get any attention and they'd still be mad.
Until robot girls come along and fill their place because they didn't wanna be sexualized.
Normal person
>I don't like the thing
>I won't buy the thing
Liberal
>I don't like the thing
>I won't let other people buy the thing
>"Um, problematic current year do better"
>deny allegations you want the thing banned
>>335127958
Get a load of this neckbeard
>>335127529
Tit envy is a hell of a thing m8
I knew a fun girl with a great pair of tits, but she got reduction surgery (should be a fucking crime) because of alleged back problems. Now she's an absolute cunt. She never bitched hard to friends about back issues, but over time after she deflated her funbags she just became an all around horrible person. It must have been sad to go from the target of breast envy to the victim of it.
Its not like they made her look like a 10 year old boy, she still has an okay chest, but nowhere near as great as it was.
>>335127124
Why is this cuck website still not dead
>Um, isn't this going a tad bit too far?
Fuck off back to redddit you stupid piece of shit
>>335128281
I need to order this now, this is the closest I can get to touching a boob
>>335128318
It has nothing to do with objectification or any of that, objectification is a pretense, a flimsy excuse to destroy things men like.
American feminism is not about equality, it's about conquest, plain and simple.
>>335127124
why hasn't Ol Asscraft offed himself yet? God he sucks
>>335128381
hes not wrong
https://campaignagainstsexrobots.org/
>>335127124
And of course they would turn a blind eye to this
FUCK OFF
BACK TO
>>335128281
That looks really comfy
>Some people think they’re harmless fun, while others don’t like them
So this... is the power.... of video game journalism....
>>335128648
It's also healthy for your wrist.
>>335128587
Do you think relationships are solely based on sex?
>>335128281
>Using the phallic object as demonstration
top kek
>>335128636
Oh man, you don't know the half of it.
>>335128346
Fucking this man.
They went from
>stop liking what I don't like
to
>stop making what I don't like
>>335128636
is this officially endorsed though? I can't see that happening
Okay, nice... But why? Just... Why? XDDD
>>335128494
>Why is this cuck website still not dead
Because you're oblivious to how the real world works either due to being retarded and/or underage.
If Gawker loses its appeal, the Gawker network is only worthwhile to Hulk as a going concern. It's in his best interests that it remains in operation as their cash flow is needed to pay the judgment. Or, some/all the sites can be sold off, also as a going concern, for a lump sum payment.
>>335127885
She DOES have rather dangerous looking guns.
>>335128849
How sad
>Marie
>boobs
>>335128849
Damn
>Get a gf after being a virgin all my life
>Thought I finally accomplished something with my miserable self
>Going great for months
>She has many hobbies I have and we're not uncomfortable with being explicit with our conversations
>Finally decide to move in together
>Bring my entire collection of crap I built over the yearseven MLP stuff for nostalgic factor and because I'm a shameless person.
>She tells me "no" and we have to give up some things to make room
>"Okay" and sell %70 of my garbage off soon after
>Keep anime paraphernalia still
>Over time she tells me how inappropriate my boob mousepad is for guests
>Takes down old posters I had from when I was a kid
>Slowly lose all my stuff
>Finally gets to the point where I can't even watch cartoons on my own paid Netflix/Hulu accounts and she keeps putting shitty reality TV and live-action crap
>Society tells me this is normal and good for you
>Feel more miserable than when I was a loner, hermit NEET
Is there any sort of winning in this world?
>>335128281
Perfect.
>>335128970
You have to draw a line in the sand somewhere. Don't let her take away your shows, bro.
>>335127124
Sounds cute but uncomfy! Not sure why back problems are implied with large chested women. Quite a lot don't have back problems at all and most of the back problems can be resolved by having a bit stronger back through some sports and wearing proper bras.
Not sure why people are insulting large chested women so much...I don't get it. Are they so much of a threat that they need to be seen as only sex symbols when it comes to gaming? Seeing as the characters can be very realistic, the discrimination can be taken to a personal level. The worst is, women discriminating other women for having more curves...
>>335128970
>he actually feel for it
Oh man you fucked up. You might as well give her your balls at this point friend since she already has them one way or another.
>>335128970
Being a hermit and pondering the meaning of life is what true life is.
Don't listen to the normals.
>>335128970
You threw away your old self.
You wuss.
>>335128970
>MLP for nostalgia
You deserve all you get.
>>335129083
>...
Stop
>>335127124
How much do they cost though?
>>335129106
Thinking about breaking up, desu. If she never got her way she'd go quiet for fucking days and it got annoying. She's a child pretending to be mature.
Still smaller than the Pochaco mousepad.
>>335128381
Get a load of this neck breather.
>>335129178
Do it
>>335128970
>Get a GF
>Thought I finally accomplished something with my miserable self
Those were your fault.
>>335128970
sucks for you bro, my gf buys me gunpla to build and has cutesy anime shit all over our apartment
only downside is her mom is super traditional chinese and visits and puts feng shui shit all over the place so people think I'm a mega weeb despite my power level paling in comparison to my gfs
>>335127124
If you don't like it how about you just carry on with your life the same way you did before you knew they existed? Is that so hard?
I find all types of bait really amusing except bait that has no hint of sarcasm or irony
I am referring to bait like OPs, which is 'pretending to be from tumblr'
There is no beauty in your bait. It is ugly bait.
>>335129186
An american aircraft carrier is smaller and lighter, too
>>335128849
we should make some of these and send them to the bitches that complain about sexism on videogames.
Who the fuck even writes ''2100 grams''? Just say 2,1 kilo.
>>335128970
I'll take "Things that never happened" for $500 please.
>>335128970
She was right about the boob mousepad and possibly the posters if they're that old.
But you do need to draw the line with the TV and the like.
>>335128970
>He fell for the meme gender
>>335129294
so the number looks large, keep in mind it's written mostly for an american readership
>>335129178
>She's a child pretending to be mature.
Honestly the worst type of adult.
>>335128970
>giving up any of your hobbies or material possessions for pussy
You fucked up. If you're with someone who goes beyond "i don't care for it, but it's your whatever and you can do it in your own time" you should just drop it right there.
>>335127529
this is the exact same excuse guys make about their small penis
>"I'm glad I don't have to worry about my bulge"
>"girls can't feel anything pass 3 inches"
>"big dicks hurt girls"
It seems like I'm the only guy here who genuinely finds it creepy. I thought /v/ was better than weebs.
soon
>>335128970
maybe say "no" you worthless shit
>>335128014
Implying game journos aren't atheist degenerates who sucks mohamad cock every day.
>>335129413
don't let the door hit you on your way out
>>335128970
Throwing away your old things to become an adult or look more mature is one of the dumbest things I've heard. Especially if those things still retain a sentimental value to you.
>yeah let me just take these past couple years of my life and put it all in the garbage, no more for me!
Fuck that.
>>335129162
Between 30 and 300 bucks, depending on quality and which girl.
>>335127124
>skilled Japanese artisans
>>335129450
I don't think you know what an atheist is if you think they care about Mohammed.
>>335128281
Amazing.
>>335128970
God this is my worst nightmare, slowly fading away from my old self because of a gf
>>335128281
>that jiggle
>that god damn bar
>i cant do that with Marie Rose
WHY
>2016
>I still can't be the cute 2d girl
If we had a bigger fujoshi population in the west, I'm sure a lot of feminists would mellow out. Hadaka Shitsuji already has a translation, get on it girls.
>>335128970
I blame the MLP shit, she probably knew you'd be her bitch at that point
POST MORE MARIE
>>335128970
I feel a bit better about being a lonely virgin now, thanks.
>>335129640
>no bikini bridge
Lard ass
>>335129542
Implying game journos have any common sense.
>>335128970
>going 3D
>ever
That was your first mistake
>>335128970
Don't let women take things away from you when you can not agree to them. Those mousepads? Why? Because they're not appropriate for guests? What are those guests? Little children? If there's no children, there is no reason to hide or throw away something that is simply you. Otherwise, you could move your stuff to a bedroom or something. It's a bit shameful I guess, but the woman has to accept these things and learn to embrace whatever the man loves and vice versa. The vice versa is usually the only case though.
For netflix and such...why did you let it get that far? She ain't your mum is she? 'Cuz that's what mine does but I can play titties on the tv in the livingroom and she won't give a shit. She just sees videogames as videogames, regardless of content lol
>>335129618
>>335129695
I don't want to admit it but those things make me feel uncomfortable. Is this how it feels like to be a woman?
>>335128970
>>335129572
>not having a qt3.14 vidya weeb bf
Males are literally the better gfs, dunno why anyone gives a flying fart about female 3dpd.
>>335128734
no what dose that have to do with the topic at hand
>>335128281
Sugoi desu ne
>>335129445
>say no
>lose her
uhhhh
>>335128970
>Thought I finally accomplished something with my miserable self
This is the problem with so many of you fags. You think that your life sucks because you're a virgin and you can't get a girlfriend when in reality, none of that shit matters. Sex doesn't matter and having a companion doesn't matter. I hope you break up with her and start a better collection you poor faggot.
>>335127124
>Warning: This article contains content some readers might find objectionable.
thanks OP, I got baited to gave them a click because I couldn't believe they would actually put trigger warning on the article about mouse pads
I have no face for this
>>335129861
nothingofvalue.jpg
>>335129861
At this point I don't think it would really matter since he has clearly lost everything else because of her including his balls.
>>335129778
You feel uncomfortable because deep down you have a heavily repressed desire to gobble up their cocks.
>>335128281
>that giggle technology
>>335129864
Literally the whole point of life is attempting to pass on your own genetic makeup. So a course most people take that as a big accomplishment to find a mate.
>>335129913
>giggle technology
Tell me more
>>335129938
>basing the entirety of life on the pursuit of procreation
I thought it was meant to be that life is too short so have fun?
>>335129938
I don't think anyone goes out finding "mates" because they want children.
>>335129998
What? Like this?
Is there any DLC for extreme yet?
I'll need to make a Japanese account for the store to download it but no point if there isn't anything there yet.
>>335129938
I can't believe people are still falling for the procreation meme when A: Earth is overpopulated, and B: Children are fucking vile beings.
Actually, I would think that reason B would be enough to repel people from making babies, because children are truly fucking vile creatures.
>>335129778
The only thing I think when I see those is that they're funny as shit.
There's literally not a single problem with those things.
yiff in hell waifufaggots
>>335129875
>A website designed for weeb virgins now needs a trigger warning for mouse pads
It really is something.
Looking at the old articles about maid cafes, sexy cosplay, traps, and loli touching games feel like some bizarre alternate universe.
>>335130114you havin fun there anon?
>>335129618
>>335129695
I don't think it would make much of a difference since SJWs will whine no matter what, but I honestly wish there were more stuff that pandered to girls and gays. I also wish more Otome/BL shit gets translated.P-Post more?
>>335129778
How do those make you uncomfortable?
>>335130095
>Earth is overpopulated
Wrong. Third world countries are. The civilized world has a practically stable population.
>>335128970
Assuming that this is all true.
Anon, leave her. run away if you have too.
Here's a very simple advice with women: If she's dominating you're fucked, she will ruin your life.
Doesn't mean that you have to find a submissive woman to be happy, but as soon as one person in the couple is displaying any kind of dominating behavior it will end badly.
Please anon, I've seen so many of my friend get fucked over by dominating woman, you cannot win with them. Just leave.
>>335129778 Is this how it feels like to be a woman
>>335129909 desire to gobble up their cocks.
so yes
>>335130147
Giant gaping buttholes weird me out no matter what gender.
>no christie
>>335130156
Yeah, I was thinking about that distinction as I was writing the post, my bad.
>>335130156
Stable? The civilized world has a declining population. It's just that getting people from poor countries to immigrate helps a lot with the numbers
>>335129778
>I don't want to admit it but those things make me feel uncomfortable.
I'm sorry to tell you this anon but I think you have been infected with the gay, there is no cure for you sickness and you will spend the rest of your days with cock on mind.
>>335128849
>>335128636
>>335129618
>asspads
fujos truly have no taste
>Warning: This article contains content some readers might find objectionable.
find me an article where this trigger warning doesnt apply
>>335127124
Keep going as far as you like japan. i love your crazy shit! it pleases my penis.
>>335130090
THIIIIIIIIIICC
>>335130095
>Children are gross
Yeah, no shit. Do you think ANY guy truly and for seriously wants to have kids? To deal with kid shit? No. Its the woman who wants a kid. Women are literally chemically/hormonally balanced to desire children. 100% of children born in happyhealthy families are "mom wanted a kid, dad pretended he did too to keep the mom happy".
Should do these for Soul Calibur.
>>335129775
>embrace
>embrace things when OP is in jail for all the wrong reasons
Yeah, okay
>>335130180
I wish I was a bit more dominant...I avoid things once I know someone isn't gonna be happy doing something else, atleast in relationships. Ended up last week giving thebfwho is currently abroad and I was visiting for a few weeks, almost all the time to play/beat Dark Souls III (fulltime work + 50> hours in a week doesn't leave much to spend with someone else), regardless of the things we talked about and should have done. I got a bit dissapointed, also considering I started to dislike the franchise due to this...obsession/addictiveness from said person. Next time better, I hope. Still a bit sad 1/3th of my stay pretty much for ruined...
>>335130080
>titty animations will never be this good again
Where did it all go wrong boys?
>>335130487
I do.
>>335130524
>...
Faggot
>>335130487
I don't
>>335127967
>I mean if there was a picture of a real woman would they still be ok saying "she looks like shes got serious back problems"
You know this happens literally all the time, right? You only hear that kind of shit from men and flat women, though. Women with tits talk to each other and understand that some women have back problems and some don't.
>>335129406
It's not really the same though because there is no real small penis propaganda in the same way there is for flat chested women. Microdicks will ALWAYS be treated as a genetic failure and any man with one will continue to be humiliated by society.
>>335130636
What's wrong with using dots anon?
>>335129406
Isn't the vagina about 6 inches long max? Apparently it hurts like hell when a guy thrusts against a woman's cervix, nothing like our Japanese porn.
Can the forum administrator please delete this thread? I intended this to be a discussion on over sexualization of women in video games but it has turned out to be something short of a pornography and hatejerk thread.
Thanks in advance.
>>335127885
>dual wielding weapons that would fit on a tank
>"I bet those boobs give her back problems!"
>>335127124
Uhm, how new to life?
>>335127124
>back problems
I love this meme so much. It's just the ultimate example of female insecurity.
Big tits DO give you back problems... if you're a land-dwelling flabwhale who doesn't have the upper body strength to support them. It's a scientific fact that wearing bras is actually bad for your upper body since it weakens the tendons in your chest that hold up your breasts and causes sag. So you don't want back issues, don't want sag? Hit the gym and don't wear bras, you fatass.
>>335127124
>mouse pads
>console game
so this is the power of gooks
>>335130835
You're not being funny, faggot.
>>335127124
>muh evil boobs
>muh backpain
Spot the cuc-
>Kotaku
Never mind
>>335130768
You use Ellipsis to carry on a thought without words.
Not to break up a sentence. What you're looking for; comma or colons/semicolons.
>OPPAI MAUSU PADDO
I'm losing it.
>>335130832
this is what dicklets want you to believe
>>335130768
Makes you look like a drama queen and a faggot. You don't need to do it.
>>335129406
the vagina stretches, but not forever, you mongoloid, unless you are fucking a horse you shouldn't be that happy to have 25cm schlongs
>>335130835
kys btw
>>335130951
Dicklet detected.
>>335129778
>I don't want to admit it but those things make me feel uncomfortable. Is this how it feels like to be a woman?
Yes, that is exactly what it feels like to be overly sensitive and dickless
>>335130552
When Urushihara blew the Front innocent budget and stopped doing animated tits
>>335130832
Can confirm the pain when hitting the cervix. Not sure about the six inches thing. The way my GF describes it is that the more arroused she is the easier it is for me to go deeper without hurting her. I've had it happen where I hit the cervix early on in the session and it hurts to the point of killing the mood for her. Just find the right angle for them and it won't hurt too much though. Basiclaly as long as she's not riding on top the angle won't hit the cervix directly.
>>335130852
>you can change her panties
Am I looking at that right? That's pretty cute for some reason.
>>335130868
You're so wrong anon. Not all big chested women are whales. Even then, whales have the underbust size so large, that they may still have B cups and not G. It goes proportional. Also, proof for the scientific fact. Considering breasts don't have much to hold on, wearing bras should lessen the sagging, especially with large ones. They also keep the tits on place. You've seen videogames with large tits going everywhere. So uncomfy.
>>335131115
Is this even comfortable? Does your arm kind of just sink to the middle?
There needs to be a clickbait/social media/e-celeb board and faggots like OP need to be permabanned anytime they bring that shit anywhere else
>>335130524
No need to tell us your life anecdotes mate.
What matters is that you ditch the bitch.
Scared of being alone again? Like the old saying goes "It's easier to find a job when you have a job" so do the same, start talking to other girls and find a moderate one.
If you can pull it off, you can start calling your old gf on her bullshit and that's when she will reveal her true form.
Good Luck
>>335131152
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/259073.php
>>335130889
I use them when my thoughts end up negative and probably make me frown aswell. I'll try to avoid it for misunderstanding.
>>335130909
Thanks.
>>335127124
>life sized
Just how small are the Japanese?
>>335131056
This. Pic related was the position my ex couldn't do. Said it was a mixture of pain and extreme pressure.
>Warning: This article contains content some readers might find objectionable.
>>335127124
I don't see the problem.
Fuck complainers. If they don't like it then they simply don't have to buy one.
>>335129778
They make me feel uncomfortably aroused.
>>335127124
>my LE BACKPROBLEMS
clockwork
>>335127124
>Um, isn't this going a tad bit too far?
Not nearly far enough.
This is caveman stuff compared to how far we should go
>>335131050
So that's what happened?
I've been waiting for ep2 since forever.
>>335131217
Anon, did you read properly what I wrote down? Thanks for the advice either way.
>>335131315
Which is funny because I can go as hard as I want with my girlfriend in this position and her not hurt at all.
Lesson: comunicate during sex and it'll be more enjoyable for each of you. Make sure to have fun with it as well.
>>335131152
Obviously wearing a bra will hold up a breast more than not wearing a bra, that's fucking obvious. He's saying long term wearing a bra causes less development in the muscles that hold them up and hence more sagging when the bra is OFF compared to someone who never wore one.
It's like saying if you run everwhere you'll end up a faster person than if you drive everywhere. Obviously the car is still faster than either, but when you rely on it your own natural capacities will weaken.
>>335131412
We need oppai mouse pads with dick nipples hooked up to a chocolate reservoir.
>>335128970
just bee yoruself
fuckin nerds lmao
>>335130832
Yeah, it starts out at about 3-4 inches and grows with arousal/simulation.
>>335127217
>They actually help your wrist in a genuine way
If you think carpal tunnel and wrist strain is good, then yes.
>>335127124
>Some people think they’re harmless fun, while others don’t like them.
Who wrote this? A kid in a "Show and Tell"?
>>335131579
>simulation
>>335128970
>Get a gf after being a virgin all my lifeMay I ask how? And how old you were? I'm 24 and feel like my life's pretty much over.
>>335131587
This. I've always heard resting on your wrist is the worst thing you could do.
>>335131642
Fucking Swype but Ech, I'm not gonna fix it.
didn't buy the pochako butt pad, wanted to
want to buy this, not going to
feels meh
>>335131643
I'm 28 and feel like my life's just starting.Wizard life here I come
>>335127124
>They are made in Japan by skilled artisans, apparently, using a special super soft material.
>>335127124
>1,600 of which is the character’s chest and which sounds like serious back problems
>implying that 1,6kg is impossibly heavy for chest weight
How out of touch with the world are these people?
>>335131643
>26 and counting
You just stop caring after a while
>>335131512
Yeah, I noticed after reading the article. Although, I had hoped it also included breast size due to weight being influenced too. I'd think the muscles won't be so effective anymore after a certain size. Main reason why the anime round anti-gravity boobs are a myth. You see them round and perky when they're not that big yet.
>>335127124
They're nothing new, jesus fucking christ
>>335131483
>make sure to have fun and it will be fun
thanks casanova. get your tips from cosmo?
Maybe it doesn't hurt because you're a little dick.
>>335128281
I wonder how long it will be before people start tit fucking it
>>335127124
>too far
Not at all. Now get out.
>>335132147
He responded to my post about hurting my girlfriend in a different position, but okay. What the fuck is cosmo?
>>335132154
why else would you buy one of these
>>335131725
This.
25 year and still single. And you know what? Being a wizard, having no one around to judge me for my weird habits and fetishes, and the ability to blow all of my money on whatever the fuck I want is something that I'm not willing to trade for the gf meme.
The prospect of spending the next 50 years buying shitty video games that'll rot in my backlog, arguing with people over the Internet, watching as much anime as I can handle, and fapping to weird 2D shit that would horrify mere mortalsis one that fills me with hope and joy.
>>335129406
IT's a fact though that the female vagina doesn't really stretch that deep. I think it was 6-8 inches at most?
Generally thickness > length but even then it doesn't matter that much unless your dick is below five inches.
There's a reason why you only see young women talka bout big dicks while older, mature women doesn't give a shit about it.
That's not to say that women cannot get off solely to a big dick, people do have fetishes and preferences but sex is more than just "Pushing it in" and differs from person to person.
There's no such thing as a "Skill" with sex, at most it's about confidence, exploring and reading your partner due to the fact that what gets your partner off and what sweet spots they have tend to differ from person to person.
In other words, if you're gonna have a long-term partner, fucking talk about sex with them. Fucking goddamn. If you or your partner whine about sex being bad, it's your own goddamn fucking fault for not talking about it and sharing what gets you both off. This applies especially women, stop fucking assuming that your partner is a mind reader, not everyone, especially in this day and age with sex education being shit, are good at reading their partner in the middle of sex nor understand how beneficial it is to explore.
I mean holy fuck, the amount of relationships that ends because retarded normie faggots whine to their friends about their "bad sex" rather than talking to their partner astounds me. I don't even know why it's so hard for people to grasp this since it's obvious as fuck if you actually think about it.
WTF
No wonder why the japanese society is crumbling
>>335132338
So you can protect your wrist while gaming before you shake one out
>>335132462
only a dicklet feels the need to write a wall of text to justify his small dick
also, long dicks are already thick, I don't know where this skinny dick meme came from, but it's not true
>>335132360
I know this feel. I can honestly say that I love being single. I've had gfs in the past, and I've never been more miserable.
I look forward to arguing with people like you on the internet for decades to come.
>>335128281
Ayy, there's like, no cleavage.
>>335131643
>>335131725
>>335132360
>tfw you finally get a gf in your late twenties and you don't even know how to kiss
This seriously keeps me awake at night.
>>335131725
>tfw 26 and on the same track
Feels oddly comfy.
>>335132462
Man where the fuck are these people coming from?
>>335128281
>not making a gap between the breasts so you can tittyfuck them
THEY HAD ONE FUCKING JOB.
So what does something like that cost?
>>335132628
Suck on her tongue and don't let go
>>335132360
>>335132587
>>335132638
And here I thought the normalfags scared you all off for good. Glad to see that I am not alone in this anymore.
>>335127195
>Journalism
*Blogger
>>335130080
I miss the times when anime had tits like that.
>>335132628
You will never know unless the other person has gathered information or experienced in how to do it properly. Well, you can use the internet to know. Literally had this when both of us agreed that we actually don't know if we kiss the right away.
>>335132578
>long dicks are already thick
Keep telling yourself that, faggot, maybe you can find some gay men that can enjoy your slim dick. Don't get so defensive just because I'm pointing out that Thickness > Length.
>>335132360
Do I spy the cup noodle master race in that pic?
>>335131194
protip: these aren't really for your arms
>>335132748
Thickness > Length is truth. As the vagina itself isn't long, it is capable of pooping out an entire baby, but it may tear the edges and causing bleeding. I highly doubt a dick is that thick, but it will definitely fill the vagina the way that the girl will feel the most.
>>335128281
>$200 for a mousepad
>>335130852
>>335131115
That series was actually created by a woman. It sold so bad she had to buy a few copies of the blu-ray discs herself, though.
>>335127124
Nope
>>335132462
But anon, you are the normie faggot.
>>335132768
Literally bought two of your pic a few minutes ago.
>>335128281
This is like watching an onahole demonstration.
>>335132748
dude, my dick is 5.75 inches thick. I'm just saying that this thickness shit is something perpetuated by average dicklets like yourself to make you feel better about not having a long dick. Long skinny dicks are just not common.
>>335132912
You know you can save pictures for free right? No need to buy them
>>335132716
Forgot about the slogan?You're here forever, anon.
>>335132939
It's okay anon, there's no need to lie on the internet about your manhood, your mother still loves you.
>>335132984
>>335132462
>There's no such thing as a "Skill" with sex, at most it's about confidence, exploring and reading your partner due to the fact that what gets your partner off and what sweet spots they have tend to differ from person to person.
But Anon, that is exactly what skill is.
>>335132984
oi u cheeky cunt
>>335133032
hey, if it's so hard to believe that my dick is both longer and thicker than yours, then your small dick must really be effecting your ego.
don't bother responding again, you're a joke.
>>335127519
source on the gif?
>>335128281
>the volleyball
Also I can't imagine your dick actually feeling good between that, worthless item.
>>335133078
Well, I guess it can technically be called that. I suppose what I want to say that there's "Universal skill" where you'll know how to automatically please any woman.
Anyway, I hope some anons does remember this when they do have sex, confidence and trying shit out can do wonders. But if they can't do that, it doesn't hurt to talk to the partner about it.
Unless it's a one night stand or something.
>>335132360
You've never had the feeling of coming home from work, having your girlfriend greet you and help you take off your boots and get your favorite vidya started up, while getting you a beer then kissing you and sitting between your legs and watching as you played said vidya. Had this for a summer, miss the fuck out of ex-gf.
>>335133174
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>335133174
>implying the opinion of girls that barely have b-cups matter.
Wew lad.
>>335133313
Well that did it, thanks anon I needed that
>>335133174
The fact that you feel the need to write about your allegedly large penis on an anonymous imageboard speaks volumes of your own ego and confidence :^)
>>335133396
It'll happen, anon. Just be patient.
>>335133174
>barely any tits
>no hips
>obviously no face but considering they're taking a pic like this they're probably as attractive as Shrek
kek, small dicked anon is getting desperate
>nu-UH i have a big dick!! stop laughign okay??
>>335133174
Whats up with the girl on the lefts gut?
>>335133174
>not even remotely thicc
Shaking my head at you Not-Familia
>>335133454
Took so many huge cocks it's disfigured.
>>335128970
>mpl for nostalgia
top kek mate, also you brought that misery on yourself for thinking that you can have a gf and be happy when you're a nerd
>>335133174
>not even remotely matching bra/panties
Fuck outta here. These bitches are retarded.
>>335133528
What like horsecock tier?
>>335133361
>>335133365
>>335133397
>>335133431
>>335133523
>>335133454
>>335133572
>not even trying and getting these many cucks baited
>>335133174
>Anon talks about how it's mainly younger women that cares about large dicks
>Posts an image with women with bodies that looks like they're in their teens
Way to prove his point.
>>335127124
I don't even play DoA but you better believe I'm going to be buying one of Honkers to slap my penis on.
>>335133572
Wouldn't matching bra and panties be like matching your shirt with your underwear?
>>335133396
Alternatively, you could just wait for the waifu-bot era to come.
>>335132628
I can't believe I laughed this hard out loud.20 no kiss.
Just be straightforward, if it ever actually comes that far. And really who cares, if she thinks you're a retard because of it no harm done, go back to the path of wizardry.
>>335133621
>merely pretending
Thats because the Almighty (You) wills it to be so young cuckold.
>>335133313
You forgot the gf prepares dinner to eat when you come home from work, have lovely talk with her then do the usual stuff. The moment you get back she will come to you to greet and hug. Most likely play videogames in which she will watch, comment, help and play/take turns (multi she will play definitely). She enjoys vidya just as much and will occassionally start teasing for some sex. Ah right, she does all the cleaning too.
Shit is comfy as fuck.
>>335133645
No. It's both underwear. Matching or at least complimenting should be mandatory. Any girl who doesn't obviously didn't give a shit about her appearance and overestimates her own body. Especially these two.
>>335133621
I'm sorry I'm having a good time, I'll give you a (You).
>>335133743
>>335133313
When did VR get this good?
>>335133757
I feel like when you're changing and wearing bras daily then you don't really think about what you're putting on
>>335133743
She tells you all about her exciting vidya adventures of the day, mentions off-hand this news article about something you're interested in but she couldn't care less about, and usually leans her head back right into your lap and teases you that way. Fuck. I can't wait to have it again.
>>335131050
i love this guy
>>335133831
Girls don't change bras daily, retard, unless they work out in a sports bra. You know what? You've obviously never known the touch of a woman, so shut up.
>>335133621
I just find it amusing that you keep making assumptions, even though in my original post I already acknowledged the fact that some women can have preferences for huge dick and also mentioned that small dicks are shit for women too.
I don't even know why you got so triggered that I simply explained that thickness matters more than length, as long as length isn't below 5-6 inches.
It just makes you come off as insecure, thin dicked guy.
>>335133313
>>335133743
>>335133894
Soon I will have this.
>>335132628
20yo virgin here. I had a gf some years ago, I can't remember well how it was but get an apple and suck it real good. It's the closest thing I can think of.
>>335134006
lol, i'm not the one having to write walls of text
stay mad cuck
>>335128279
>it's an /a/ poster is going out of his containment board episode
>>335127124
>Um, isn't this going a tad bit too far?
Um, no?
>>335134002
Nigga, I change my bras daily because I sweat a lot under my tits and shit's nasty.
>>335134196
>because you sweat a lot
Which is the same concept as working out. But you wouldn't know much about that, would you?
>>335134126
>but get an apple and suck it real good
>>335134196
L O N D O N
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>>335133793
It's VR without the V. Only happens when you magically find the right girl that does all those things.
>>335133894
This so much, just without the "she couldn't care less about". It's more fun when she is showing her ass with a skirt on while you're playing vidya. Good days though. Sucks I'm the only anon out of 3 that still has it.
I've found the answer in gamedev guys. I can create my own gf and create my own destiny in my 16x16 RPG world.
>>335134326
>not blowing your cheeks up and feeling them
Closet thing to anime tiddies since actual tiddies
>>335134126
Orrrrr just use a good sense of what is gross and what isn't. Take it slow and match the girl. Occasionally slip a little tongue, brush it across their lips.
>>335134196
H U L L
U
L
L
I thought they already stopped this game from getting localized. Why are they still talking about it?
>>335134131
But I enjoy writing and discussing shit here.
What's your excuse for feeling a need to angrily write about your allegedly large dick and spam cuck towards everyone disagreeing with you?
>>335134483
What a disturbing image.
>>335134421
>tfw 28 never kissed a girl
Should I just even bother with this anymore?
>>335134483
cus you're a tool
>all these fucking underaged faggots
I'm 35 and none of this bothers me
go fuck yourselves and stop being /r9k/
>oh wait, you're already doing that
>>335134578
>even caring at this point
>>335133960
That from his nostalgic heroines set? No character was safe in that, he even got obscure 80s animu twins and Cardcaptor Sakura
>>335134578
At this point? It's a longshot, anon. 28 is pretty old. Why haven't you?
but does it have a life-like texture?
>>335134636
>35
Go get a job and a hobby, you crotchety old faggot.
>>335134438
>wanting a lass from Hull
>>335127124
Are these a popular thing in Japan? I remember the guy in prison school had an ass one but I thought that was just a joke.
>>335128281
Wait is this one came with X3 or is this a new version?
>>335134636
Not only a grandpa but also a normalfag. Away with you.
>>335127124
>"When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news."
Well everyone has heard of boobie pads, so it appears they have failed at one of the basic tenets of journalism.
>>335134726
Not only in Japan, nigga. I visited a friend's house like 6 years ago and he had one of those.
>>335134726
Nigga, that shit is old as fuck. Old enough to browse 4chan even.
>>335134785
>tfw bit a dog once after it took a snap at my leg
Suffice to say it didn't try it again after that nor did it ever walk properly after that day.
>>335135001
Gee Bill, your mom lets you have three hands?!?
>>335127124
>mouse pads
>game still not getting pc port:^)
>>335134846
>>335135001
Brazilians, everybody.
![kotoura_san-01-haruka-psychic-laughing-comedy-entertainment-funny[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FHab9NB.jpg "kotoura san-01-haruka-psychic-laughing-comedy-entertainment-funny[1]")
>>335135083
>>335131643
Didn't start dating until I was 31. Relationships are horrendously overrated.
Quite literally the "reporter" version of /v/, posting things that will get the readership mad.
>>335130719
This. Small chests get genuine love. All boobs get genuine love from somebody. If you like microdick on a grown man you have mental issues.
Small boobs = delicious flat.
Small dick = eternal shame.
>>335135271
How does a Brazilian afford an $800 butt pad when they can't even affordvideogames?
>>335130080
Anime used to be so good.
>>335127124
>while others don’t like them
faggots like Brian Asscraft maybe
>1,600 of which is the character’s chest and which sounds like serious back problems.
yea because fictional characters need to adhere to real life you fucking cock smocking imbecile
>>335131050
>Urushihara
He's the pubes guy right?
>you were born just in time to see the birth of VR waifus and waifubots
>>335130487
>Do you think ANY guy truly and for seriously wants to have kids?I do.
>>335134725
yeah...
>>335134196
>being so fat he actually wears bras
top kek
>>335132716
There are still a lot of people like that here. I for example just don't post in these kind of threads, only lurk in them.
>mfw normalfags come to these threads and start acting superior
>>335127618
It's already happening. See the news about the Chinese guys who made the super life-like robot woman and then programmed her to have insecurities about herself?
SEXIST! MISOGYNIST! SUPER CREEPY AND DISGUSTING!
And that's just for some pet project in China. Imagine what will happen when someone tries to start selling female robotic partners in the west.
>>335136027
>tfw learning japanese
>>335136081
Give up, anon.
>>335136081
>Start learning Japanese more than a month ago
>Stopped doing Anki for 3 days now
It's over
>>335130836
The logic, the impregnable logic.
>>335135476
it's a single-episode hentai with comparatively shitloads of money behind it, those still are awesome today
>>335136137
I can't.It's too fun
>>335136171
Just do it now, faggot.
>>335136238
Just give it up, anon.
>>335136362Give me a few months and we'll see ;_;
>>335136513
Give up before it's too late.
>all this autism ITT
this thead is hell
literally how does someone end up this way?
>>335136583
Too late for what?
>>335128970
>>Finally decide to move in together
And that is EXACTLY where you fucked up. You have only yourself to blame.
>>335136809
Before yourealize that you can't learn Japanese
>>335135771
The holy trinity of pubes, nipples and tears
You do realize that nobody gives a shit about your VR thing and this whole narrative you created about ''women being envious'' is just a strawman, right?
If anything, women too are gonna have VR porn and male sexbots.
This is the future humanity is choosing, embrace it I guess
>>335137165
Nobody is talking about VR, mate. Where'd that come from?
>>335137235
I just saw people mentioning VR waifus as I was scrolling through this thread so I just made a safe assumption
>>335127124
Gee, getting desperate for traffic I see, I wonder why...
>>335137357
>Rinko Iori
duuuude
>>335137202
>people getting hype over VR porn when it's literally just a gimmick
>people getting hype over sexbots when they are barely a thing and I doubt they are any good
>people talking about their shitty relationships with every shut-in NEET being like ''THIS IS WHY I'M SINGLE''
>but then people talking about their great relationships followed by NEETs who are jealous of this (way to change your mind instantly top kek)
>people actually thinking women feel ''threatened'' by any of this when it's just a few feminists who don't like this stuff because muh objectification
>penis and vagina 101 discussions
>weeb stuff
>general /r9k/ fuckery
You know what, I'm glad to be a ''normie'', I'd never want to be like you
Christ
>>335137562
Your not a very nice person are you, anon?
>>335130487
I do want to have a kid you faggot
>I personally don't, this truly must mean everyone else thinks the same way!
I hate when faggots project their personal opinions into everyone else like this
It's like when faggots here just can't accept there are people here who liked Dark Souls 2, just fucking deal with it.
>>335128281
Finally, a mousepad I can fuck
>>335137357
The base doesn't seem flat enough to manipulate a mouse effectively.
0/10
>>335138025
That looks like a mouse pad to you?
>>335128281
Incredible.
Why are westerners so sexually repressed?
Nah your mom's pretty good at taking every inch.
>>335128970
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I was trying to find that one article where they feature a hentai mag of Tifa as news and stared to ban people for calling them out on "not news" stuff, but they seemed to have removed it.
And I can't find the darned pic someone took of the "story" either.
Marie rose? You may as well have no wrist support
>>335138371
dont know
>>335132892
There is no proof that Haga Yui is a woman.
>>335129778
You're either 12 years old or extremely insecure about your sexuality. Either way you're a faggot and you should feel bad
>>335130832
Vagina's come in all depths and sizes, just like dicks
>>335127124
What is this pleb shit.
>>335139085
degenerate
>>335139085
is that her knees?
>>335134650
It's from his multitude of Comic Tenma posters. Still, it's a total not-Haruhi OC girl
>>335130080
The glory days of good animation.
>>335132984
Go to bed Dad
>>335132874
Welcome to the master race
>>335132628
>not having a cool older sister
She gives me reason to live.
>>335141640
I wish those asses weren't so goddamn expensive. Aren't those particular ones like, $900?
>>335127124
>sounds like serious back problems.
what is the problem with those bloggers and bags of sand?
>>335127124
Literally lmao.
>Bought one as a gag, spilled coffee on it, no biggie, joke's over, threw it away
>A thread with 300+ replies about these kinds of mousepads appears
You guys are pathetic, give it a rest. You're not gonna win, you're never gonna.
>>335142468
Win what?
>>335142468
forgot pic
>>335142562
Any of my fucks.
>>335141640
Wow, you can't make this shit up. What is going on in Japan?
>>335142468
>>335142659
Why would anyone care about some literal who what he thinks?
>>335136051
Who cares what people think if own a cat girl?
>>335142914
>japan
>>335142659
If you keep luring in the thread you probably do care.
>>335142914
They're giving no fucks about normalfags, that's what.
>>335142914
>japan
???
>>335143009
Lel, fucking hilarious. This would trigger the west so hard. It probably does currently.
I'll be amused to see where they take this.
>>335143217
>>335142962
Yeah, Japan. You okay, anon?
>>335143248
They probably don't really know about it or we would already see those clickbait articles how degenerate this is.
>>335143375
>japan
>>335129406
I don't tell myself any of these lies. I accept that women need a huge cock to feel the most pleasure and that I will never fill that role.
All it takes is a trip down BLACKED to know the truth.
>>335143375
It's not a Japanese product you donut
>isn't this going a tad bit too far?
Who are you to tell me what is and isn't going to far when the topic is a harmless consumer good? Fuck off
>>335143427
Indeed, although we live at the cutting edge of technology, be it physics or silicon.
I didn't even go to the article. I'm not going to contribute to this.
>>335132716
21 going to be 22 later this year and still never had a gf.
you're not alone man
>>335143545
I also accept that it is in the nature of the beta male to accept his role in life and raise Chad's superior offspring. Beta males are not allowed to be prideful since they are the scum of the male sex.
>>335137357
I can't even tell if that's a real person or not.
>>335143546
Lol welllllll fucking excuse me, looks like a pretty SE Asian aesthetic imo.
I don't even care, faggot. Enlighten me.
>>335132360
My greatest wish is to retire and be pushed into a council-paid house.
It doesn't have to be big and fancy, but if it has a decent internet connection, I can spend the last years of my life happily playing vidya as an old man.
>>335143820
>a big ass looks SE asian
>>335143991
(You)
>>335131315
>>335131056
Get out, normie.But thanks for the information, I'll store it away.
cool
>>335143963
When i'm old and rotten, I wanna stay a shitposter.
I'll never stop shitposting.
>>335128970
This
But I am the opposite
>be with GF for 5 years
>One day she just says she doesnt love me anymore
>Move out
>Shut myself in and never see anyone ever
>Start building up my weeb shit
>Figures all over the place
>Spent most of my time last week playing DS3 and reading Jojo
>Mfw I love this lifestyle
I fucking hate people
>>335144387
>>335143963
>80-year-old man sitting in a home typing out "PC MASTER RACE WINS AGAIN" and cackling
I want to be that man.
>>335131643
It just randomly happened to me at 26. Met her through vidya. Even apparently nearly made her cry on my first interaction with her since she played like shit and I told her. Turned out she was like a feminine version of myself afterward.
This shit was way too weird and I didn't expect it at all, but it still happened.
>>335144962
What vidya
>>335141640
>>335143009
are those dick bulges?
those are pretty realistic looking though. i'd buy them if I was rich.
>>335127124
>2100 grams, 1,600 of which is the character's chest and which sounds like serious back problems
I worry every day about giving my MOUSE PAD back problems. People in video games and on mouse pads are NOT real.
>>335133216
Youtube Chris Evans Pizza you dumb cunt
>>335146140
>are those dick bulges?
No, they have vaginas and you can fuck them if you want to, but they're really huge. The guy put his whole arm into it, but can't post the webm here.
>>335146140
Those are just incredibly puffy vulva's.
>>335143820
>Gets told his stupid assumptions were wrong
>"I don't even care, faggot. Enlighten me."
I love all that not caring, especially that butthurt /b/ tier post making sure we all know that you don't care
When did posting quality drop this much?
Also
>SE Asian
>Big butts
Been here for 21 years, this bullshit has to stop
It's fucking flatlands over here and fat asses are encouraged to stop being a fat fuck
Biggest bullshit on /v/ I've ever read in my life holy shit, in all my years here, this takes the cake
>>335130832
Yes, the vagina is about 2-4 inches deep in its normal state, and "balloons" with arousal. As with dicks, there's plenty of room for variation - some people are deeper than others, and the shape of the vaginal canal isn't universal either. And the cervix is extremely sensitive, but not in the "ahn~ it's hitting my womb" way beloved by H-manga. For most women, having it touched is extremely unpleasant, if not outright painful, but as with everything, there's plenty of room for variation. In other words, because just about every factor involved varies wildly from person to person - dick size, vaginal dimensions, dick shape, vaginal shape, cervical sensitivity, etc. - it's just a matter of trial-and-error to find out which positions work for you.
>/v/ - Sex Ed
>>335127195
It isn't REAL journalism unless it's just a rewording of someone else's article.
I swear they all just copy from each other. What a job. It's like the full stackoverflow developer.
>>335133174
Paying people on fiver to write words on paper.
>>335127124
>>“Life-sized boob mouse pads” have been released in Japan for well-over a decade.
>Japan
What's the fucking issue here?
Why do burgers think that they can interfere wit the decisions of another, more civil country?
They're trying to complain about everything possible before their site gets shut down and all the writers are fired. It's cute.
>>335147558
>SJWs get mad over 'cultural imperialism'
>then get mad at japanese culture
>>335128281
I am actually legitimately going to preorder this. I need to save up a few paychecks first though.
Sorry, Marie but I need the support.
>>335147558
>Why do burgers think that they can interfere wit the decisions of another, more civil country
because many Americans grow up getting told that America is basically the world police whos job is to keep every other country in line so as a result they believe that when other countries are doing something that they perceive as wrong that they have to try to stop them from doing it
>>335134420
Do tits actually feel like that? I feel enlightened.
How to fuck your wrist.
Could be ok if you turn it sideways and just have it as a gag/comfort object.
that's a big mouse pad...
>>335130290
>barafags
kek.
>/v/ - video games
>>335128281
>that jiggle
Have they always been like this?
>>335150984
this is new soft technology
>>335132360
I want this too but I'm probably going to get an arranged marriage somewhere down the road.
>>335151641
>being a poo in the loo
>>335127195
>"Boobs!"
Japan, everyone.
>>335127124
Boob mousepads have been around for years. Why is this suddenly news?
>>335127958
They already feel threatened
https://youtu.be/6Bjhma_iXKM
>>335151832
>"Japan likes Boobs!"
Retards, everyone.
>>335127124
What?
Why?
Are you just joking?
>>335128281
what did they mean by this
>>335127124
>Boob mousepad
>A thread existed earlier about a bottle of oil that smelled like boy anus being a legitimate product in japan.
Can Kotaku at least talk about something that hasn't been around for years, something that people might actually find entertaining or enjoyable?The answer to both of these questions is no.
No. No it really isn't.
Do girls boobs feel like mousepad foam?
I'm a guy with manboobs, but mine always feel like a bag of pebbles.
>>335134196
Nice gyno fag
>>335152051
>linking to TYT
>>335127124
VIDEO GAMES
>>335142914
>Japan
the people who buy these things never get any visitor, anyway, so why should anyone care about this?
that would be as retarded as outlawing dildos and onaholes.
>>335127958
Yeah, women don't really have much to offer men these days aside from sex. They used to be extremely important support for building a family with cooking, cleaning, sewing and raising of children etc. but they threw that away to be either an inferior man or a slut.
Thus, they have every reason to be frightened of VR.
>>335132768
I'm not a disgusting weeb but holy shit Nong Shim is the best
>>335149337
if you don't count the facial hair, probably
>1.6kg
>back problems
yeah no
>come back hours later
>this fucking thread is still up
>almost at autosaging point
V I D E O G A M E S
>tfw want oppai mouse pad of waifu
>she's a loli and flat
>friend bullies her and says they already make them and they're just called mousepads.
>DOA real-size oppai mousepads
sure ok
>only dumpster-tier Marie and Honoka
BAN THIS SICK FILTH
>>335129898
Shit
Maybe I should put off DS3 to play more DoAX3.
>>335127124
Nobody bitches about stupid shit like dildos and such. Why can't people who like this shit be left alone. Always somebody trying to ruin people's interests instead of ignoring it like most normal people do to shit they don't like. It's a form of oppression.
>>335153041
kek this
Women get away with fucking 18 inch dildos, double headed dildos, fucking wands with the vibrational power of a jackhammer etc, meanwhile we aren't allowed to objectify them every now and then?
#DOUBLESTANDARDS
>>335152951
>tfw /v/ - video games will never talk about video games again
Dead or Alive used to be a fighting game.
>>335152752
Everytime I read this shit my historian side dies a little
No you dipshit, when you say this you are talking about the higher classes, but in the lower classes women did labor too
Hell in antiquity where labor was done by slaves even fucking children did that shit
Why is history taught so badly in Murrica?
And besides, what kind of person are you that you need something ''to be offered'' to you in order to form a bonds with someone? It's not about ''needing'', no shit you get in terrible relationships if that's your mentality.
And this whole shit about them being ''frightened'' is a retarded strawman, nobody fucking cares. Literally what the fuck stops a woman from using VR porn as well?
Literally what the fuck stops male sexbots from being made? Hell I'd say they are even easier to create than female ones.
You faggots are fucking delusional.
>>335153226
it still is
>>335127124
Brian Asscraft is and always will be a colossal faggot. Stop going to blowtaku you faggot.
>>335153391
Nah, that's just a cover.
It's all about waifufags buying DLC costumes for their dolls, that's all Tecmo cares about.
My sister's tits are weighed in at over 10 pounds
Now THAT causes back issues
Fucking 1600 grams?? HUE
>>335153340
I disagree with you.
>>335130080
What is this from?
>>335127124
>Kotaku
>Brian Ashcraft
Fuck off.
>>335153634
title of image is "plastic little" so that must be it
>>335153617
You can't ''disagree'' with history
Stop assuming that the gender roles and societal norms of the 50's in Murrica apply to literally everywhere for all of history, that is fucking retarded
Class differences are very important too but they are always convenientely overlooked
>>335153590
Pics of your sis
>>335131725
26 and ending, when does it start?
>>335133174
>dem shoulders
>>335153590
>over 10 lbs of titties
P-pics?
>>335133174
Looks like I'm safe. Good to know.
10 more posts and this atrocity autosages
>>335127124
Who fucking cares? What will they bitch about nexty? Onaholes? Hug pillows?
8
>>335134420
I can't there's a beard in the way>>
6
>>335132874
>mousepad
5
>>335141640
Impressive. I'll wait until they can create entire swedish fembois though.
just let this fucking die, this board is fucking cancer and I'm fucking done with it
>>335132718
Journalism when it's conveniant, Blogger when shit hits the fan.
I would rather refer to these hipster fucks as faggots with an overpaid opinion.
>>335155171
Don't worry, anon. This thread hit the bump limit. Also I hope /v/ isn't your main board, unless you like suffering.
>>335155308
Yes, /v/ is my main board but I'm considering to just outright block it with a browser extension so I stop coming back here
>>335129406
>tfw am girl with penis bigger than 99% of men
I do have breast envy though. Can't win them all.
>>335153340
Literally everything about your post is fucking wrong. Women typically only worked until they were married, after which they stayed home and did stuff there. Before our country moved to dual income households.
We're talking 1900's to 1960's. We don't need "history lessons" to "teach" us this, our grandmothers and mothers are still around to tell us.
And yes, women are worried and offended by the prospect of sexbots and VR. That's why they attack both of them as sexist and misogynist and are quick to call men that are interested in those virgin nerds.
>>335129542
Atheists love sucking circumcised desert cock, they think Muslims are the greatest thing since feminism. Moh-ham-orillbe-mad the false prophet and worshiper of Satan have their grips on the Liberal atheists who are hell bent on destroying western civilisation and culture by spreading degeneracy and destruction to every civilised nation on this planet.
>>335155394
I actually feel you, anon. /v/ was my main board too, but it just became too unbearable after seeing so many platform war threads, sjw, e-celeb bullshit and other shit threads that I started lurking in other boards.
>>335132360
>get gf
>she finds my loli collection
This is enough to keep me single.
>>335155501
did you just have a stroke mate
>>335155461
>We're talking 1900's to 1960's in Murrica
Nice, however the anon implied all of history in all of the world, which I hope you realize it is outright fucking wrong
>And yes, women are worried and offended by the prospect of sexbots and VR. That's why they attack both of them as sexist and misogynist and are quick to call men that are interested in those virgin nerds.
A strawman remains a strawman no matter how hard you try
Nobody gives a fucking shit you delusional faggot
Feminists only care about muh objectification and that's fucking it
>>335132628
This is how I both gained and lost my first and only girlfriend ever in the span of about a week. If you can even consider that little amount of time as attaining girlfriend status.
>>335144120
Don't waste space on information you are never going to use anon
>>335155724
What a waste of bandwidth you are.
>>335155880
>however the anon implied all of history in all of the world
No he didn't. He could have very well been talking exclusively about his own country. You just assumed he was talking about the entire planet. Nobody cares about how things worked in whatever country you live in, buddy.
>Nobody gives a fucking shit you delusional faggot
Feminists only care about muh objectification and that's fucking it
How fucking wrong YOU are, you delusional faggot. I see articles on Yahoo all the time written by bitches upset about how men are programming female robots.
>https://www.yahoo.com/style/futuristic-fembot-jia-jia-one-203700921.html
Quit running your dumb shithead mouth when you don't know what you're talking about
>tfw free from the gf meme after6 months
>tfw I found a local prostitute who does fetishes
>tfw prostitution is legal in my country
>>335156287
That article is literally only whining over ''portraying women with low self-confidence or in a subservient role.''
That's it, it is nowhere complaining about faggots like you not wanting to fuck real women anymore
You are so fucking delusional you only read what you want to read
>>335153871
Ok. Don't get angry.
>>335156461
>That's it, it is nowhere complaining about faggots like you not wanting to fuck real women anymore
Mate, that's the only reason they get mad about that shit in the first place. They wouldn't care about what men did and thought if it didn't make them feel inferior.
>>335156580
And this is a strawman, you are literally making an assumption built on your own delusion. You are literally putting words in their mouth.
Which is ironic considering you just called me out on that in regards of the other anon, what a hypocrite you are
And so are the faggots in the comments I see
>>335156731
>he doesn't understand how feminism works
Get a load of this fucking pathetic cuck. I bet you think women's studies degrees are legitimately worth something.
>>335156818
Nice non-answer followed by more strawmen
People like you are a fucking lost cause, good thing you are removing yourself from society and the gene pool
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