>Warning: This article contains content some readers might find objectionable.
>“Life-sized boob mouse pads” have been released in Japan for well-over a decade. Some people think they’re harmless fun, while others don’t like them. In the past few years, however, the these mouse pads have gotten truly life-sized.
>To put this into context, this Honoka mouse pad weighs around 2,100 grams, 1,600 of which is the character’s chest and which sounds like serious back problems.
>The mouse pads feature Honoka and Marie Rose. They are made in Japan by skilled artisans, apparently, using a special super soft material.
Um, isn't this going a tad bit too far?
>"Boobs!"
Journalism, everyone.
>>335127124
No.
>"Japan expert" Brian Ashcraft
The worst
>>335127124
They actually help your wrist in a genuine way and they're fun to squish - they're a useful but totally novelty style item. I don't see a problem.
No. Don't stop until I can fuck 2D girls
>>335127124
In fact, this isn't enough.
>>335127124
That doesn't seem comfortable. I mean, it's a lot bigger than your average wrist support mouse pad this making your wrist and forearm sit too high up and not be level with the mouse
What do life size boob mouse pads feel like?
>>335127124
No, it's a legal product that likely has demand. There is nothing 'too far' about it.
>>335127124
i don't go to the clickbait sites please don't bring them to me
>>335127124
Why exactly does this bother you OP?
Or have I been master baited?
>>335127124
>which sounds like serious back problems.
Flat chested women jealous of big mouse pad breast. You literally can't make this shit up.
Can 3dpd women get more pathetic than they already are?
>>335127124
>This article contains content some readers might find objectionable
>serious back problems.
I guess he's going all out trying to make clickbait.
>some people think they are harmless fun while others don't like them
You can't make this shit up.
>>335127459
I love how every girl brings this shit up anytime anime, games, or even a real person has bigger breasts than them. They just find excuses for why they're "so lucky" not to have those things hurting their back.
>>335127459
Can 3dpd women get more pathetic than they already are?
just wait till the sex bots then you'll see some real shit
>>335127289
This are 이시언?
>>335127124
Buyin one now.
>>335127124
How long until this shit is exiled to containment on /jp/ or /vg/ and I no longer have to make a laundry list of filters to hide threads for shit games
So where can I order one?
>>335127529
First time I heard that shit, regarding breast and back pain, was in highschool when I took a game mag.
Bitch was literally threaten by a picture of KOS-MOS.
>>335127618
>just wait till the sex bots then you'll see some real shit
Isn't VR making them flip their shit right now?
I know they already feel threaten by the impending female bots already.
>>335127124
and they chose the marie rose pic over Honoka?
>>335127529
funny how they just think its ok to trash girls with big boobs as long as their animated, I mean if there was a picture of a real woman would they still be ok saying "she looks like shes got serious back problems"
>>335127124
>They are made in Japan by skilled artisans, apparently
how disrespectful
>Boobs are the devil and so is sex!
the day Christians and Muslims die off will be the day humanity is restored.
Dude Japan is so le wacky xD
What will those crazy japs do next?
>>335127967
>I mean if there was a picture of a real woman would they still be ok saying "she looks like shes got serious back problems"
They would still say it but not in front of that real women they trying to insult.
Also a lot of female celebs have big breast and they wont say shit about their breast because they know they low in the pecking order.
>Um, isn't this going a tad bit too far?
NO FUCK OFF NORMAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING KINGDOM
>>335127124
>tfw getting a Kafuru mouse pad
>>335127459
>>335127618
Anime is 100% breast envy "jokes" for the past 15 years.
>>335128183
careful with all that hyperbole, you might hurt yourself my man
>>335127124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE393xCHRAU
I don't get it, if women don't want to be sexualized at all then they wouldn't get any attention and they'd still be mad.
Until robot girls come along and fill their place because they didn't wanna be sexualized.
Normal person
>I don't like the thing
>I won't buy the thing
Liberal
>I don't like the thing
>I won't let other people buy the thing
>"Um, problematic current year do better"
>deny allegations you want the thing banned
>>335127958
Get a load of this neckbeard
>>335127529
Tit envy is a hell of a thing m8
I knew a fun girl with a great pair of tits, but she got reduction surgery (should be a fucking crime) because of alleged back problems. Now she's an absolute cunt. She never bitched hard to friends about back issues, but over time after she deflated her funbags she just became an all around horrible person. It must have been sad to go from the target of breast envy to the victim of it.
Its not like they made her look like a 10 year old boy, she still has an okay chest, but nowhere near as great as it was.
>>335127124
Why is this cuck website still not dead
>Um, isn't this going a tad bit too far?
Fuck off back to redddit you stupid piece of shit
>>335128281
I need to order this now, this is the closest I can get to touching a boob
>>335128318
It has nothing to do with objectification or any of that, objectification is a pretense, a flimsy excuse to destroy things men like.
American feminism is not about equality, it's about conquest, plain and simple.
>>335127124
why hasn't Ol Asscraft offed himself yet? God he sucks
>>335128381
hes not wrong
https://campaignagainstsexrobots.org/
>>335127124
And of course they would turn a blind eye to this
FUCK OFF
BACK TO
>>335128281
That looks really comfy
>Some people think they’re harmless fun, while others don’t like them
So this... is the power.... of video game journalism....
>>335128648
It's also healthy for your wrist.
>>335128587
Do you think relationships are solely based on sex?
>>335128281
>Using the phallic object as demonstration
top kek
>>335128636
Oh man, you don't know the half of it.
>>335128346
Fucking this man.
They went from
>stop liking what I don't like
to
>stop making what I don't like
>>335128636
is this officially endorsed though? I can't see that happening
Okay, nice... But why? Just... Why? XDDD
>>335128494
>Why is this cuck website still not dead
Because you're oblivious to how the real world works either due to being retarded and/or underage.
If Gawker loses its appeal, the Gawker network is only worthwhile to Hulk as a going concern. It's in his best interests that it remains in operation as their cash flow is needed to pay the judgment. Or, some/all the sites can be sold off, also as a going concern, for a lump sum payment.
>>335127885
She DOES have rather dangerous looking guns.
>>335128849
How sad
>Marie
>boobs
>>335128849
Damn
>Get a gf after being a virgin all my life
>Thought I finally accomplished something with my miserable self
>Going great for months
>She has many hobbies I have and we're not uncomfortable with being explicit with our conversations
>Finally decide to move in together
>Bring my entire collection of crap I built over the yearseven MLP stuff for nostalgic factor and because I'm a shameless person.
>She tells me "no" and we have to give up some things to make room
>"Okay" and sell %70 of my garbage off soon after
>Keep anime paraphernalia still
>Over time she tells me how inappropriate my boob mousepad is for guests
>Takes down old posters I had from when I was a kid
>Slowly lose all my stuff
>Finally gets to the point where I can't even watch cartoons on my own paid Netflix/Hulu accounts and she keeps putting shitty reality TV and live-action crap
>Society tells me this is normal and good for you
>Feel more miserable than when I was a loner, hermit NEET
Is there any sort of winning in this world?
>>335128281
Perfect.
>>335128970
You have to draw a line in the sand somewhere. Don't let her take away your shows, bro.
>>335127124
Sounds cute but uncomfy! Not sure why back problems are implied with large chested women. Quite a lot don't have back problems at all and most of the back problems can be resolved by having a bit stronger back through some sports and wearing proper bras.
Not sure why people are insulting large chested women so much...I don't get it. Are they so much of a threat that they need to be seen as only sex symbols when it comes to gaming? Seeing as the characters can be very realistic, the discrimination can be taken to a personal level. The worst is, women discriminating other women for having more curves...
>>335128970
>he actually feel for it
Oh man you fucked up. You might as well give her your balls at this point friend since she already has them one way or another.
>>335128970
Being a hermit and pondering the meaning of life is what true life is.
Don't listen to the normals.
>>335128970
You threw away your old self.
You wuss.
>>335128970
>MLP for nostalgia
You deserve all you get.
>>335129083
>...
Stop
>>335127124
How much do they cost though?
>>335129106
Thinking about breaking up, desu. If she never got her way she'd go quiet for fucking days and it got annoying. She's a child pretending to be mature.
Still smaller than the Pochaco mousepad.
>>335128381
Get a load of this neck breather.
>>335129178
Do it
>>335128970
>Get a GF
>Thought I finally accomplished something with my miserable self
Those were your fault.
>>335128970
sucks for you bro, my gf buys me gunpla to build and has cutesy anime shit all over our apartment
only downside is her mom is super traditional chinese and visits and puts feng shui shit all over the place so people think I'm a mega weeb despite my power level paling in comparison to my gfs
>>335127124
If you don't like it how about you just carry on with your life the same way you did before you knew they existed? Is that so hard?
I find all types of bait really amusing except bait that has no hint of sarcasm or irony
I am referring to bait like OPs, which is 'pretending to be from tumblr'
There is no beauty in your bait. It is ugly bait.
>>335129186
An american aircraft carrier is smaller and lighter, too
>>335128849
we should make some of these and send them to the bitches that complain about sexism on videogames.
Who the fuck even writes ''2100 grams''? Just say 2,1 kilo.
>>335128970
I'll take "Things that never happened" for $500 please.
>>335128970
She was right about the boob mousepad and possibly the posters if they're that old.
But you do need to draw the line with the TV and the like.
>>335129253
>gf
>>335128970
>He fell for the meme gender
>>335129294
so the number looks large, keep in mind it's written mostly for an american readership
>>335129178
>She's a child pretending to be mature.
Honestly the worst type of adult.
>>335128970
>giving up any of your hobbies or material possessions for pussy
You fucked up. If you're with someone who goes beyond "i don't care for it, but it's your whatever and you can do it in your own time" you should just drop it right there.
>>335127529
this is the exact same excuse guys make about their small penis
>"I'm glad I don't have to worry about my bulge"
>"girls can't feel anything pass 3 inches"
>"big dicks hurt girls"
It seems like I'm the only guy here who genuinely finds it creepy. I thought /v/ was better than weebs.
soon
>>335128970
maybe say "no" you worthless shit
>>335128014
Implying game journos aren't atheist degenerates who sucks mohamad cock every day.
>>335129413
don't let the door hit you on your way out
>>335128970
Throwing away your old things to become an adult or look more mature is one of the dumbest things I've heard. Especially if those things still retain a sentimental value to you.
>yeah let me just take these past couple years of my life and put it all in the garbage, no more for me!
Fuck that.
>>335129162
Between 30 and 300 bucks, depending on quality and which girl.
>>335127124
>skilled Japanese artisans
>>335129450
I don't think you know what an atheist is if you think they care about Mohammed.
>>335128281
Amazing.
>>335128970
God this is my worst nightmare, slowly fading away from my old self because of a gf
>>335128281
>that jiggle
>that god damn bar
>i cant do that with Marie Rose
WHY
>2016
>I still can't be the cute 2d girl
If we had a bigger fujoshi population in the west, I'm sure a lot of feminists would mellow out. Hadaka Shitsuji already has a translation, get on it girls.
>>335128970
I blame the MLP shit, she probably knew you'd be her bitch at that point
POST MORE MARIE
>>335128970
I feel a bit better about being a lonely virgin now, thanks.
>>335129640
>no bikini bridge
Lard ass
>>335129618
>>335129542
Implying game journos have any common sense.
>>335128970
>going 3D
>ever
That was your first mistake
>>335128970
Don't let women take things away from you when you can not agree to them. Those mousepads? Why? Because they're not appropriate for guests? What are those guests? Little children? If there's no children, there is no reason to hide or throw away something that is simply you. Otherwise, you could move your stuff to a bedroom or something. It's a bit shameful I guess, but the woman has to accept these things and learn to embrace whatever the man loves and vice versa. The vice versa is usually the only case though.
For netflix and such...why did you let it get that far? She ain't your mum is she? 'Cuz that's what mine does but I can play titties on the tv in the livingroom and she won't give a shit. She just sees videogames as videogames, regardless of content lol
>>335129618
>>335129695
I don't want to admit it but those things make me feel uncomfortable. Is this how it feels like to be a woman?
>>335128970
>>335129572
>not having a qt3.14 vidya weeb bf
Males are literally the better gfs, dunno why anyone gives a flying fart about female 3dpd.
>>335128734
no what dose that have to do with the topic at hand
>>335128281
Sugoi desu ne
>>335129445
>say no
>lose her
uhhhh
>>335128970
>Thought I finally accomplished something with my miserable self
This is the problem with so many of you fags. You think that your life sucks because you're a virgin and you can't get a girlfriend when in reality, none of that shit matters. Sex doesn't matter and having a companion doesn't matter. I hope you break up with her and start a better collection you poor faggot.
>>335127124
>Warning: This article contains content some readers might find objectionable.
thanks OP, I got baited to gave them a click because I couldn't believe they would actually put trigger warning on the article about mouse pads
I have no face for this
>>335129861
nothingofvalue.jpg
>>335129861
At this point I don't think it would really matter since he has clearly lost everything else because of her including his balls.
>>335129778
You feel uncomfortable because deep down you have a heavily repressed desire to gobble up their cocks.
>>335128281
>that giggle technology
>>335129864
Literally the whole point of life is attempting to pass on your own genetic makeup. So a course most people take that as a big accomplishment to find a mate.
>>335129913
>giggle technology
Tell me more
>>335129938
>basing the entirety of life on the pursuit of procreation
I thought it was meant to be that life is too short so have fun?
>>335129938
I don't think anyone goes out finding "mates" because they want children.
>>335129998
What? Like this?
Is there any DLC for extreme yet?
I'll need to make a Japanese account for the store to download it but no point if there isn't anything there yet.
>>335129938
I can't believe people are still falling for the procreation meme when A: Earth is overpopulated, and B: Children are fucking vile beings.
Actually, I would think that reason B would be enough to repel people from making babies, because children are truly fucking vile creatures.
>>335129778
The only thing I think when I see those is that they're funny as shit.
There's literally not a single problem with those things.
yiff in hell waifufaggots
>>335129875
>A website designed for weeb virgins now needs a trigger warning for mouse pads
It really is something.
Looking at the old articles about maid cafes, sexy cosplay, traps, and loli touching games feel like some bizarre alternate universe.
>>335130114you havin fun there anon?
>>335129618
>>335129695
I don't think it would make much of a difference since SJWs will whine no matter what, but I honestly wish there were more stuff that pandered to girls and gays. I also wish more Otome/BL shit gets translated.P-Post more?
>>335129778
How do those make you uncomfortable?
>>335130095
>Earth is overpopulated
Wrong. Third world countries are. The civilized world has a practically stable population.
>>335128970
Assuming that this is all true.
Anon, leave her. run away if you have too.
Here's a very simple advice with women: If she's dominating you're fucked, she will ruin your life.
Doesn't mean that you have to find a submissive woman to be happy, but as soon as one person in the couple is displaying any kind of dominating behavior it will end badly.
Please anon, I've seen so many of my friend get fucked over by dominating woman, you cannot win with them. Just leave.
>>335129778 Is this how it feels like to be a woman
>>335129909 desire to gobble up their cocks.
so yes
>>335130147
Giant gaping buttholes weird me out no matter what gender.
>no christie
>>335130156
Yeah, I was thinking about that distinction as I was writing the post, my bad.
>>335130156
Stable? The civilized world has a declining population. It's just that getting people from poor countries to immigrate helps a lot with the numbers
>>335129778
>I don't want to admit it but those things make me feel uncomfortable.
I'm sorry to tell you this anon but I think you have been infected with the gay, there is no cure for you sickness and you will spend the rest of your days with cock on mind.
>>335128849
>>335128636
>>335129618
>asspads
fujos truly have no taste
>Warning: This article contains content some readers might find objectionable.
find me an article where this trigger warning doesnt apply
>>335127124
Keep going as far as you like japan. i love your crazy shit! it pleases my penis.
>>335130090
THIIIIIIIIIICC
>>335130095
>Children are gross
Yeah, no shit. Do you think ANY guy truly and for seriously wants to have kids? To deal with kid shit? No. Its the woman who wants a kid. Women are literally chemically/hormonally balanced to desire children. 100% of children born in happyhealthy families are "mom wanted a kid, dad pretended he did too to keep the mom happy".
Should do these for Soul Calibur.
>>335129775
>embrace
>embrace things when OP is in jail for all the wrong reasons
Yeah, okay
>>335130180
I wish I was a bit more dominant...I avoid things once I know someone isn't gonna be happy doing something else, atleast in relationships. Ended up last week giving thebfwho is currently abroad and I was visiting for a few weeks, almost all the time to play/beat Dark Souls III (fulltime work + 50> hours in a week doesn't leave much to spend with someone else), regardless of the things we talked about and should have done. I got a bit dissapointed, also considering I started to dislike the franchise due to this...obsession/addictiveness from said person. Next time better, I hope. Still a bit sad 1/3th of my stay pretty much for ruined...
>>335130080
>titty animations will never be this good again
Where did it all go wrong boys?
>>335130487
I do.
>>335130524
>...
Faggot
>>335130487
I don't
>>335127967
>I mean if there was a picture of a real woman would they still be ok saying "she looks like shes got serious back problems"
You know this happens literally all the time, right? You only hear that kind of shit from men and flat women, though. Women with tits talk to each other and understand that some women have back problems and some don't.
>>335129406
It's not really the same though because there is no real small penis propaganda in the same way there is for flat chested women. Microdicks will ALWAYS be treated as a genetic failure and any man with one will continue to be humiliated by society.
>>335130636
What's wrong with using dots anon?
>>335129406
Isn't the vagina about 6 inches long max? Apparently it hurts like hell when a guy thrusts against a woman's cervix, nothing like our Japanese porn.
Can the forum administrator please delete this thread? I intended this to be a discussion on over sexualization of women in video games but it has turned out to be something short of a pornography and hatejerk thread.
Thanks in advance.
>>335127885
>dual wielding weapons that would fit on a tank
>"I bet those boobs give her back problems!"
>>335127124
Uhm, how new to life?
>>335127124
>back problems
I love this meme so much. It's just the ultimate example of female insecurity.
Big tits DO give you back problems... if you're a land-dwelling flabwhale who doesn't have the upper body strength to support them. It's a scientific fact that wearing bras is actually bad for your upper body since it weakens the tendons in your chest that hold up your breasts and causes sag. So you don't want back issues, don't want sag? Hit the gym and don't wear bras, you fatass.
>>335127124
>mouse pads
>console game
so this is the power of gooks
>>335130835
You're not being funny, faggot.
>>335127124
>muh evil boobs
>muh backpain
Spot the cuc-
>Kotaku
Never mind
>>335130768
You use Ellipsis to carry on a thought without words.
Not to break up a sentence. What you're looking for; comma or colons/semicolons.
>OPPAI MAUSU PADDO
I'm losing it.
>>335130832
this is what dicklets want you to believe
>>335130768
Makes you look like a drama queen and a faggot. You don't need to do it.
>>335129406
the vagina stretches, but not forever, you mongoloid, unless you are fucking a horse you shouldn't be that happy to have 25cm schlongs
>>335130835
kys btw
>>335130951
Dicklet detected.
>>335129778
>I don't want to admit it but those things make me feel uncomfortable. Is this how it feels like to be a woman?
Yes, that is exactly what it feels like to be overly sensitive and dickless
>>335130552
When Urushihara blew the Front innocent budget and stopped doing animated tits
>>335130832
Can confirm the pain when hitting the cervix. Not sure about the six inches thing. The way my GF describes it is that the more arroused she is the easier it is for me to go deeper without hurting her. I've had it happen where I hit the cervix early on in the session and it hurts to the point of killing the mood for her. Just find the right angle for them and it won't hurt too much though. Basiclaly as long as she's not riding on top the angle won't hit the cervix directly.
>>335130852
>you can change her panties
Am I looking at that right? That's pretty cute for some reason.
>>335130868
You're so wrong anon. Not all big chested women are whales. Even then, whales have the underbust size so large, that they may still have B cups and not G. It goes proportional. Also, proof for the scientific fact. Considering breasts don't have much to hold on, wearing bras should lessen the sagging, especially with large ones. They also keep the tits on place. You've seen videogames with large tits going everywhere. So uncomfy.
>>335131115
Is this even comfortable? Does your arm kind of just sink to the middle?
There needs to be a clickbait/social media/e-celeb board and faggots like OP need to be permabanned anytime they bring that shit anywhere else
>>335130524
No need to tell us your life anecdotes mate.
What matters is that you ditch the bitch.
Scared of being alone again? Like the old saying goes "It's easier to find a job when you have a job" so do the same, start talking to other girls and find a moderate one.
If you can pull it off, you can start calling your old gf on her bullshit and that's when she will reveal her true form.
Good Luck
>>335131152
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/259073.php
>>335130889
I use them when my thoughts end up negative and probably make me frown aswell. I'll try to avoid it for misunderstanding.
>>335130909
Thanks.
>>335127124
>life sized
Just how small are the Japanese?
>>335131056
This. Pic related was the position my ex couldn't do. Said it was a mixture of pain and extreme pressure.
>Warning: This article contains content some readers might find objectionable.
>>335127124
I don't see the problem.
Fuck complainers. If they don't like it then they simply don't have to buy one.
>>335129778
They make me feel uncomfortably aroused.
>>335127124
>my LE BACKPROBLEMS
clockwork
>>335131050
>>335127124
>Um, isn't this going a tad bit too far?
Not nearly far enough.
This is caveman stuff compared to how far we should go
>>335131050
So that's what happened?
I've been waiting for ep2 since forever.
>>335131217
Anon, did you read properly what I wrote down? Thanks for the advice either way.
>>335131315
Which is funny because I can go as hard as I want with my girlfriend in this position and her not hurt at all.
Lesson: comunicate during sex and it'll be more enjoyable for each of you. Make sure to have fun with it as well.
>>335131152
Obviously wearing a bra will hold up a breast more than not wearing a bra, that's fucking obvious. He's saying long term wearing a bra causes less development in the muscles that hold them up and hence more sagging when the bra is OFF compared to someone who never wore one.
It's like saying if you run everwhere you'll end up a faster person than if you drive everywhere. Obviously the car is still faster than either, but when you rely on it your own natural capacities will weaken.
>>335131412
We need oppai mouse pads with dick nipples hooked up to a chocolate reservoir.
>>335128970
just bee yoruself
fuckin nerds lmao
>>335130832
Yeah, it starts out at about 3-4 inches and grows with arousal/simulation.
>>335127217
>They actually help your wrist in a genuine way
If you think carpal tunnel and wrist strain is good, then yes.
>>335127124
>Some people think they’re harmless fun, while others don’t like them.
Who wrote this? A kid in a "Show and Tell"?
>>335131579
>simulation
>>335128970
>Get a gf after being a virgin all my lifeMay I ask how? And how old you were? I'm 24 and feel like my life's pretty much over.
>>335131587
This. I've always heard resting on your wrist is the worst thing you could do.
>>335131642
Fucking Swype but Ech, I'm not gonna fix it.
didn't buy the pochako butt pad, wanted to
want to buy this, not going to
feels meh
>>335131643
I'm 28 and feel like my life's just starting.Wizard life here I come
>>335127124
>They are made in Japan by skilled artisans, apparently, using a special super soft material.
>>335127124
>1,600 of which is the character’s chest and which sounds like serious back problems
>implying that 1,6kg is impossibly heavy for chest weight
How out of touch with the world are these people?
>>335131643
>26 and counting
You just stop caring after a while
>>335131512
Yeah, I noticed after reading the article. Although, I had hoped it also included breast size due to weight being influenced too. I'd think the muscles won't be so effective anymore after a certain size. Main reason why the anime round anti-gravity boobs are a myth. You see them round and perky when they're not that big yet.
>>335127124
They're nothing new, jesus fucking christ
>>335131483
>make sure to have fun and it will be fun
thanks casanova. get your tips from cosmo?
Maybe it doesn't hurt because you're a little dick.
>>335128281
I wonder how long it will be before people start tit fucking it
>>335127124
>too far
Not at all. Now get out.
>>335132147
He responded to my post about hurting my girlfriend in a different position, but okay. What the fuck is cosmo?
>>335132154
why else would you buy one of these
>>335131725
This.
25 year and still single. And you know what? Being a wizard, having no one around to judge me for my weird habits and fetishes, and the ability to blow all of my money on whatever the fuck I want is something that I'm not willing to trade for the gf meme.
The prospect of spending the next 50 years buying shitty video games that'll rot in my backlog, arguing with people over the Internet, watching as much anime as I can handle, and fapping to weird 2D shit that would horrify mere mortalsis one that fills me with hope and joy.
>>335129406
IT's a fact though that the female vagina doesn't really stretch that deep. I think it was 6-8 inches at most?
Generally thickness > length but even then it doesn't matter that much unless your dick is below five inches.
There's a reason why you only see young women talka bout big dicks while older, mature women doesn't give a shit about it.
That's not to say that women cannot get off solely to a big dick, people do have fetishes and preferences but sex is more than just "Pushing it in" and differs from person to person.
There's no such thing as a "Skill" with sex, at most it's about confidence, exploring and reading your partner due to the fact that what gets your partner off and what sweet spots they have tend to differ from person to person.
In other words, if you're gonna have a long-term partner, fucking talk about sex with them. Fucking goddamn. If you or your partner whine about sex being bad, it's your own goddamn fucking fault for not talking about it and sharing what gets you both off. This applies especially women, stop fucking assuming that your partner is a mind reader, not everyone, especially in this day and age with sex education being shit, are good at reading their partner in the middle of sex nor understand how beneficial it is to explore.
I mean holy fuck, the amount of relationships that ends because retarded normie faggots whine to their friends about their "bad sex" rather than talking to their partner astounds me. I don't even know why it's so hard for people to grasp this since it's obvious as fuck if you actually think about it.
WTF
No wonder why the japanese society is crumbling
>>335132338
So you can protect your wrist while gaming before you shake one out
>>335132462
only a dicklet feels the need to write a wall of text to justify his small dick
also, long dicks are already thick, I don't know where this skinny dick meme came from, but it's not true
>>335132360
I know this feel. I can honestly say that I love being single. I've had gfs in the past, and I've never been more miserable.
I look forward to arguing with people like you on the internet for decades to come.
>>335128281
Ayy, there's like, no cleavage.
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>>335132360
>tfw you finally get a gf in your late twenties and you don't even know how to kiss
This seriously keeps me awake at night.
>>335131725
>tfw 26 and on the same track
Feels oddly comfy.
>>335132462
Man where the fuck are these people coming from?
>>335128281
>not making a gap between the breasts so you can tittyfuck them
THEY HAD ONE FUCKING JOB.
So what does something like that cost?
>>335132628
Suck on her tongue and don't let go
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>>335132638
And here I thought the normalfags scared you all off for good. Glad to see that I am not alone in this anymore.
>>335127195
>Journalism
*Blogger
>>335130080
I miss the times when anime had tits like that.
>>335132628
You will never know unless the other person has gathered information or experienced in how to do it properly. Well, you can use the internet to know. Literally had this when both of us agreed that we actually don't know if we kiss the right away.
>>335132578
>long dicks are already thick
Keep telling yourself that, faggot, maybe you can find some gay men that can enjoy your slim dick. Don't get so defensive just because I'm pointing out that Thickness > Length.
>>335132462
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>>335132360
Do I spy the cup noodle master race in that pic?
>>335131194
protip: these aren't really for your arms
>>335132748
Thickness > Length is truth. As the vagina itself isn't long, it is capable of pooping out an entire baby, but it may tear the edges and causing bleeding. I highly doubt a dick is that thick, but it will definitely fill the vagina the way that the girl will feel the most.
>>335128281
>$200 for a mousepad
>>335130852
>>335131115
That series was actually created by a woman. It sold so bad she had to buy a few copies of the blu-ray discs herself, though.
>>335127124
Nope
>>335132462
But anon, you are the normie faggot.
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>>335132768
Literally bought two of your pic a few minutes ago.
>>335128281
This is like watching an onahole demonstration.
>>335132748
dude, my dick is 5.75 inches thick. I'm just saying that this thickness shit is something perpetuated by average dicklets like yourself to make you feel better about not having a long dick. Long skinny dicks are just not common.
>>335132912
You know you can save pictures for free right? No need to buy them
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>>335132716
Forgot about the slogan?You're here forever, anon.
>>335132939
It's okay anon, there's no need to lie on the internet about your manhood, your mother still loves you.
>>335132984
>>335132462
>There's no such thing as a "Skill" with sex, at most it's about confidence, exploring and reading your partner due to the fact that what gets your partner off and what sweet spots they have tend to differ from person to person.
But Anon, that is exactly what skill is.
>>335132984
oi u cheeky cunt
>>335133032
hey, if it's so hard to believe that my dick is both longer and thicker than yours, then your small dick must really be effecting your ego.
don't bother responding again, you're a joke.
>>335127519
source on the gif?
>>335128281
>the volleyball
Also I can't imagine your dick actually feeling good between that, worthless item.
>>335133078
Well, I guess it can technically be called that. I suppose what I want to say that there's "Universal skill" where you'll know how to automatically please any woman.
Anyway, I hope some anons does remember this when they do have sex, confidence and trying shit out can do wonders. But if they can't do that, it doesn't hurt to talk to the partner about it.
Unless it's a one night stand or something.
>>335132360
You've never had the feeling of coming home from work, having your girlfriend greet you and help you take off your boots and get your favorite vidya started up, while getting you a beer then kissing you and sitting between your legs and watching as you played said vidya. Had this for a summer, miss the fuck out of ex-gf.
