I think we all need to chill with a Samus thread
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Do you worship her yet today?
She's very hot!
>>335049516
Super Metroid sucks, Prime is better
Inb4 cringy ERP
>>335049516
i was gonna but my wife wanted sex. So i made her put on the samus cosplay for sex. I don't count it as worship tho. because the cosplay doesn't have any of the armor parts just the zero suit. And everyone knows the armor is what makes Samus sexy and the real Samus.
is Samus good at striptease?
>>335049665
You know it.
>>335049832
Close enough.
>>335049854
Considering how she seems to remove her power suit frequently, I'm sure she's got some skill.
>>335049832
does your wife mind that you masturbate to video game babes?
>>335050135
what kinds of skimpy outfits does she strip down to?
>that low resolution wart on her face
>>335050246
I'm sure she'd first work down to her tank top and shorts, then to something simple but sweet, like a string bikini.
I've always wondered why someone hasn't tried to buy the Metroid rights off Nintendo, since they seem to hate the franchise they could at least sell it to someone who'd do something with it.
>>335050506
Sounds very nice... What would prompt her to strip like that?
I'm guessing you were banned..
4th times the charm right? Stop ban evading and making these shitty pathetic threads. Report and hide.
