Is it going to be shit? Is it worth getting because the Wii U has no games? Japan likes it, should that be a warning?
>>335037460
It's an atlus RPG
I'm an atlus fan
I'm an RPG fan
I'm pretty sure I'll like this game
>>335037460
I am disappointed that they did not do an English dub. I may check it out though. Lack of English dub made tales of hearts r a game I played like half way and then stopped caring
>>335039810
Having a dub with japanese songs would have been weird
low budget weebshit piece of shit
>>335037460
>crossover of SMT and FE
>its an idol game
What the hell happened? Im not even mad, Im just astounded
>Japs love it
yeah too bad they didn't buy it
>Japan likes it, should that be a warning?
literally yes
>>335037460
>Is it going to be shit?
We already know it isn't, it came out months ago.
>>335041283
Atlus' previous work on the crossover felt too much like something IS could/would do or something like that,so they did what they do. later on they wanted the setting to be a part of an industry or something and a Nintendo guy suggested music
>>335041283
You must be, you post this in every thread.
>>335037460
Its only hope is that the plot will be so stupid that its entertaining. The good news is that looks to be the case.
>>335041651
thank you. Yeah, I thought they wanted to spice it up a bit and make something original. but still makes me go wow at it.
>>335041695
I havent posted in /v/ in ages, prolly not me.
>>335037460
>Weeb games
>Good
What do you think OP?
>>335037460
>japan likes it
>less then 40k
>no numbers after that
>japan likes it
it's been out for a while, we'd know about glaring issues by now. The only possible problem will be the localisation.
>>335037460
> Is it worth getting because the Wii U has no games?
you got that right, you have to buy
>>335039810
>no english dub
>disappointing
I like to hear weeb and having dual audio isn't ever quaranteed., so I'm happy.
>>335037460
no one liked it
>>335037460
>Is it going to be shit?
it's mediocre
>Is it worth getting because the Wii U has no games?
maybe
>Japan likes it
they don't
>>335037460
Don't buy it if you're that scared bitch.
>>335041283
Because they gave up making a crossover and rebranded it into Atlus X FE
>>335037460
HAHAHAA Cry me a river baby it is coming and you can do nothing about it
>>335037460
Japan hated it anon. Not even IDOLSHITTOWN liked this game.
Think about that for a second.
>>335042869
>japan likes it
that's why they only bought 25k
>less then 40k
25k
>>335041283
>it's an idol game
I want this meme to end.
Idolmaster is an idol game.
This is an RPG with entertainment industry theme (most of the playable cast are idols though).
>>335046903
>I want this meme to end.
There is no meme here.
>>335037460
Don't care about the idol shit but I've seen and heard good things about the gameplay and they had the common sense to not dub it so I'm buying the Limited Edition.
>>335047014
>common sense to not dub
You mean it would literally be cost ineffective for them to. This isn't a good thing.
>>335037460
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mNa23VIEwDE
>>335047554
Yes it's a good thing.
>>335039810
>I am disappointed that they did not do an English dub
>>335040564
If they dubbed it, they would've had new songs
>>335046103
>>335044872
Pretty sure they liked it
>>335047904
I don't want porn level voice actor singing jpop
Reminder that this bombed harder the The Wonderful 101
>>335047904
That'd be a fucking nightmare
>>335048031
The songs would've been in English, duh
>>335048135
american pop then
>>335047773
>wanting something released in your country to be translated in the language of your country is bad.
/a/ is a different board faggot. Go suck some dick while cosplaying one punch man.
>>335048074
It was a success, actually.
>>335048215
ONLY if it's a genos cosplayer dick!
>>335048031
>>335048132
it would have been funny desu, which is what this game needs
>>335037460
You know, it's really depressing when for an Atlus game, punching God and Satan in the face with you army of demons has become the exception (SMT IV Apocalypse) and the weaboo idol trash with romance simulator has become the norm.
>>335048019
>imcoming b-but amazon reviews dont mean anything
The few that did buy the game enjoyed it and that's what matters
>>335048215
I don't expect foreign movies to get dubbed, and anime dubs are fucking notorious for a reason.
When I take in media from Japan all I need to do is be able to read it. That's where text boxes come in handy.
>>335048215
But it is translated, your low cost english voice actor are just shit.
>>335048215
>wanting something released in your country to be translated in the language of your country is bad.
>playing a foreign game
>wanting that game to be completely localized to your retarded standards instead of trying to learn someyhing new about a different culture
2016 Wii U is a dumping ground for everything that wasn't good enough to be moved to the NX. We already know several high profile titles that should have been Wii U games were moved to NX. This wasn't one of them. Stop and wonder why.Same for Star Fox Zero.
>>335048412
Apparently Amazon reviews only matter when /v/ hates the game
>>335048580
Probably because the NX isn't coming out this year and a bunch of games are already pretty far in development.
>>335048379
As far as I know TMS is actually a pretty straightforward RPG with no dating sim elements.
I'll buy the portable NX port or whatever.
>>335048580
Just like Devils Turd.
I dont know if its going to be shit, but I like that boxart
>>335048232
>not even 30k sales
lol no.
>>335039810
This is a game squarely targeted at weebs. They'd be wasting their money hiring dub actors
>>335037460
Ive read it was great, but nobody buys consoles in japan because theyre all sheep.
>>335040687
It may be weeb shit, but there is no chance its low budget.
Also, you sound really, really angry and resentful. Why nit start a thread to chat about a game you like? :)
>>335049474
Because I hate weebs this much
>>335049351
Maybe they should've gone with the 3DS like they originally planned to do
>>335049652
You're on the wrong website, pal
>>335049652
Fair enough.
>>335049708
You cant blame the devs for wanting to make a big shiny hd game on nintendos tab, but yeah, probably would have been a better choice. The game was started before the wii u was a certified bomb though.
>>335049351
There were over 1 million people buying splatoon in japan, m8.
Game is boring that is why nobody bought it.
>>335050189
yes, because it became a social meme. thats what i mean. They need to make a "cool kid" console that isnt socially embarassing to own, then people will buy it.
>>335049715
Kaname 06 english when?
>>335049715
4chan isn't a weeb site though
>>335050670
>4chan isn't a weeb site though
This is some advanced level trolling right here
>>335050773
it isn't, that's why weebs have their containment places like /a/ and /g/ desktop (cp hiding) thread
>>335050773
there's a difference between liking Japanese stuff and being a weeb
>>335050959
Oh god, you're serious.
>>335051029
I'm aware.
>>335048379
>punching God and Satan in the face with you army of demons
That sounds cringe as fuck. What are you, twelve?
>>335052206
epic
>>335037460
>Japan likes it
No they didn't.
>>335052206
>Playing a game about cute girls
That sounds cringe as fuck. What are you, twelve?
>>335052381
>playing a game
That sounds cringe as fuck. What are you, twelve?
>>335052537
>Playing
That sounds cringe as fuck. What are you, human?
>>335037460
>Japan likes it,
Nope. Japs are smart enough to not own Shitendo products. That's why the Vita has outsold the Pii U and 3DShit for the past 3 years lol.
>>335052671
Uh, is 13 million a bigger number than 57 million?
>>335049474
>there is no chance its low budget
Have you played it? It gets really obvious that it got hit with a weird budget cut somewhere along the lines in development. A lot of typical animations look really bad, lot of original assets, etc. It does a good job hiding it with stylization, but it's definitely a low budget game - or at least one where they spent the budget in all sorts of weird places.
>>335048019
>68 and 97 reviews
>Price is slashed
>>33505296
>>335052671
>vita outselling the 3DS
how delusional are people on /v/?
>>335053094
Oh you think you're fuckin' cheeky don't you you cunt
>>335052842
Why are you comparing the Pii U to the 3DShit? The Vita has already sold more than 20 million units in Japan.
>>335037460
I assume people will get it just because it takes place in Japan and for the waifu shit
>>335040564
nothing will fix the japanese trope voice actors though.
>squeaky girl voice
>clueless high pitch voice
>moaning but not hentai voice
>sultry woman voice
>deep lesbian woman with strength voice
>hentai dumb blonde voice
>>335037460
>Japan likes it
They don't though, it bombed.
>>3350531
>>335053354
the people who bought it liked it
>>335053354
CDs, posters, concert, Karoke licences.
Sometimes the profit don't come just from the game.
This just out
>“Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE was localized by Atlus in a way that is consistent with the localization work they do on games they publish,” reads a statement from Nintendo of America. “It was a priority to ensure the game feels familiar and appeals to longtime Atlus fans. Any changes made to the in-game content were due to varying requirements and regulations in the many different territories Nintendo distributes its products.”
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2016/04/21/atlus-localizing-nintendo-published-tokyo-mirage-sessions-fe.aspx
>>335048665
>NX isn't coming out this year
>>335037460
>>335039810
>>335041283
>>335041931
>>335044691
>>335045856
Record yourself using your computer's microphone or use this weebsite!
vocaroo.com
Video of the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTl8gDQiKiE [Open] [Open] [Open] [Open]
Deadline:
April 27th at most.
After this, we'll do kowashitai
Lyricks -
Ah kimi o yobu senritsu ha kono sora no hate e(ああ 君を 呼ぶ 旋律は この 空 の 果て へ)
Eien o chikai shukuhuku o sazuke you(永遠 を 誓い 祝福 を 授けよう)
mawari tsuzukeru sadameto shitemo(廻り続ける宿命としても)
ima o ikite hoshii(今 を 生きて ほしい)
saa mezameyo(さあ 目覚めよ)
hikari o ukete(光 を 受けて)
((CHORUS))
Fire emblem mamoritai mono ga aru(ファイアーエムブレム 守りたい もの が ある)
Toki o koete mo Kawarazu ni(時を 超えて も 変わらず に)
Fire emblem mamoritai hito ga iru(ファイアーエムブレム 守りたい 人 が いる)
Ikiru riyuu ga soko ni aru(生きる 理由 が そこ に ある)
saa mezameyo(さあ 目覚めよ)
Example -
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18RAraxpIwx
(This is VERY EARLY, and does not represent the end product, it is just there to give you an idea.)
Edit: we got our Tsubasa, Kiria, Touma and Itsuki, so all we need now is people to sing the chorus.
Send your recorsings to -
[email protected]
>>335053161
That's still less than the 3DS
>>335048215
So, what's up with Americans and their language autism?
>>335053674
So basically what anyone who isn't an idiot knew
>>335049139
Devil's Third is fucking GOTY you fucking faggot.
>>335053780
>>335053816
>>335053953
See
>>335053698
>>335054159
Tsubasa is fat, FAT!Why NoA didn't bring Cipher cards? We have AC cards but no FE cipher yet.
>>335053161
>vita sold more than 20 million units in japan
ill bite, its less than 14 million worldwide
>>335054392
Tsubasa is cute, CUTE!
Who knows, i would probably refuse to duel anything post-awakening.
Aside from that, please consider the /v/ sings thingy.
>>335054717
I just want collect the damn cards.
Some cards cost a leg to get. But i heard that the game is kinda nice to play.
>>335053674
So, Persona and Apocalypse will be censored then, good to know.
>>335055247
As long it doesnt have a FE6/7 Pack, i won't join the craze.
>>335037460
>idol shit
>good
This fucking garbage is Nintendo's Neptunia.
>>335053674
Treehouse shitters B T F O yet again, I can't believe how good this localization is coming out
>>335054392
Because Wizard owns most of the market share on tcg (pkm/magic) so ask wizard
>>335055731
Well, yugioh and weiss schwarz still exists.
They could give a try, and make a push with #FE or cash in on fates right now.
>>335055708
Nintendo probably the one behind saving the japanese audio though. I believe Final will be dub only.
>>335055983
>Final will be dub only.
Disappointing but expected. Atlus never changes, not really.
>>335047678
God damn this guy is ugly. He really should have been talking over gameplay, not into the camera.
>>335056084
>EOV now has over 30 voices for your characters
>West version is going to be dub only
I might pirate the game just because of this.
>>335039810
It's so strange THESE kind of people also frequent the same /v/ as me.
Please kill yourself, and while you are at it, try to take as many dubfags with you as possible.
Thanks.
>>335037460
>Japan likes it
Yeah that's why it sold less than 60,000 copies over there.
>>335039810
>weeb game having dubs
>>335057237
Pretty sure most of the reviews are positive, so yeah
>>335058731
The reviews sure, but the public clearly hates it.
>>335058902
By not buying a game they don't know about?
>>335059025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTl8gDQiKiE
The public knows about it, they just want absolutely nothing to do with it because it's a fucking embarrassment.
It's just Persona with better dungeons and no demon fusion. Take that as you will.
>>335059303
Go back to class, Luis
>>335059303
This doesn't really prove anything
>>335059452
Are they actually SJ tier?
>>335059532
less then 30k sales
>>335059532
Aside from cringing so hard your bones start breaking sure.
>>335059575
They're made by the same people who made the dungeons in SJ, so I'd assume they're of similar quality
>>335059625
>he's still using day one figures
dumb shit poster
>LEGITIMATELY SELLING WORSE THAN WONDERFUL 101
L
O
L
>>335037460
I'm waiting to see how much they censor. One of the only reasons I still want the game rather than being a pissed smt fan is because of the titty monsters.
>>335039810
Being sub only is a plus in my book. Dubs are 98% shit and especially ones Nintendo manufactures.
>>335053068
That's the used price.
>>335039810
>wanting Nintendo to dub a game
Nintendo hasn't had a good dub since Starfox 64.
>>335059673
Do they not teach you about arguments in English class?
>>335059787
W101 literally sold 10x worse than this you monumental retard
>>335053674
>“Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE was localized by Atlus in a way that is consistent with the localization work they do on games they publish,”
Well that's just a lie outright because Atlus does dub only 90% of the time.
>>335060228
It's an official statement by Nintendo dumbass, welcome to the 10% of the time ATLUS isn't retarded.
>>335060228
They're talking about text
>>335060354
Ah, so memes.
>>335052849
its got a love live voice actress there's no way that didn't cost half the budget
>>335060346
>welcome to the 10% of the time ATLUS isn't retarded
They already censored Tsubasa's idol outfit, they're still in retard range.
It's a legitimately good RPG with really good gameplay but people didn't buy it because they're salty as fuck.
>>335060828
I guess people really wanted a game from IntSys with dating sim elements
Disappointed we don't get to hear how goofy eng songs would have turned out.
>>335061046
At least we'll get to hear Mercer(?) sing for Fire Emblem regardless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_4DH-HGEdk
>>335061371
Oh, who's the cutie on bottom left?
>>335060828
>SJ+Persona
>good gameplay
>>335060084
Wonderful 101 is fucking 10/10, assuming Nintendo had anything to do with it
Also Kid Icarus Uprising
>>335061551
Leo'sSON_______
>>335061572
Where's the Persona influence in gameplay
>>335060828
Not really, trust me in this I'll say it beforehand I don't have anything against idol stuff, but making it about Idols was the worst decision ever, not because it made the game bad, but because all the Idol-things fans are in SONY consoles and a good bunch of people are not into Idols
That said I'm buying the game since it looks like a really solid JRPG with good production values
>>335061741
Well, you can hit enemies in the dungeons to get a preemtive strike. Seems like that's it.
>>335062157
But it's about the entertainment industry, not just idols
Literally gonna buy this game for her
>>335063436
So this is Fire Emblem
>>335037460
>Announced as SMTxFE
>More information comes out
>Game is actually Weebshit x More Weebshit
>Fans of SMT and real FE games are both pissed
I doubt it will do well
>>335063436
bruhs i want some low poly hot snacks
>>335063436
oh fucking hell
>>335063682
>real FE games
yeah like the kind that sell under 300k units in its lifetime? :^)
>>335063436
Can't blame you, Jack Frost-chan is a top tier waifu.
>>335063436
that's what she wants
>>335063436
Why for her? She clearly has a job and income
>>335063436
>Anna is in the game
fucking instabuy
>no real Fire Emblem game on Wii U
>>335037460
Is this game getting released the same time as smt 4 apocolypse?
If so theyre boned
>>335067000
Apocalypse has a 'Summer 2016' date. #FE comes out June 24th.
>>335037460
>Japan likes it
I thought it had ABYSMAL sales, what are you on about?
>>335048031
Porn actors do jpop now anon, look at Love Live
I reaaaaaaaaaaally hope it's not shit. I've basically given up hope on P5 coming out this year, so this is the next big game for me.
>>335067641
Have you seen that singing scene where everyone's flying through the sky?
>>335066865
it hurts
>>335048585
The Vita port of that game is garbage though, the PS4 is the best version.
>>335067479
did you ever consider the possibility that those who did buy it actually like it
>>335067691
I can't say that I have. Is it game ruining?
>>335067767
It still doesn't look all that great to me
>>335067691
Isn't that the approach to the final boss?
>>335053674
It's censored shit
Fucking great
>>335067641
You can check out gameplay since the game has been out for a while in japan.
>>335067773
If you are autistic yes, it's just a cutscene fromthe final boss
Yurop ?
>>335068295
>people with good taste are autists now
Sure kid
>>335067691
FIREEU EEEMMMMBLLEEM
>>335067219
sounds like competition to me
I want apocolypse so bad
>>335068308
Simultaneous release with NA.
>>335066865
Seriously though, I would love a HD remake of PoR/RD, the graphics of those games didn't age that well, and RD is my favorite FE game.
>>335068649
How so? Chances are a bunch of Wii U owners have a 3DS, so it's not like they can't get both.
>>335068695
Thanks.
>>335068708
they look fine to me fampai
>>335050959
You're an idiot. Moot created this damn place to talk about weeb junk and it's inspired by a damn Japanese website
>>335068826
Moot?
>>335068826
>replying to an a 3 hours, 20 minutes bait post
>>335068779
time and amount of disposable income?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL-_OMmB9ik
>>335053674
>Any changes made to the in-game content were due to varying requirements and regulations in the many different territories Nintendo distributes its products.
el oh el @ Atlus trying to save their brand by putting the blame on Nintendo
Fucking Amazon.
>>335053674
So Nintendo forced Atlus to censor it. Fuck I hate Nintendo
>>335068935
CIA?
>>335040564
I remember in the anime "Kids on the Slope", there was a scene that involves a character singing in kinda broken Engrish. And in the English dub, they kept the Japanese singer singing broken English.
>>335069586
>Sentai
lol
>>335069378
It's fucking pathetic when they force a non first party developer to censor their product for different regions. At least, Atlus is openly saying that the changes were made because of Nintendo.
I wounder why they didn't pull this shit with Bayonetta 2.
>>335069046
If you have video games as a hobby that shouldn't be an issue.
If you have a lack of time you certainly shouldn't be playing an Atlus game.
>>335039810
This
Who wouldn't want to hear Ashly Burch singing?
>>335039810
Why do americans hate reading and subtitles so much?
>>335069378
>So Nintendo forced Atlus to censor it.
Yeah because Atlus totally doesn't have a record of self censorship.
>>335037460
>Is it going to be shit?
No one knows
>Is it worth getting because the Wii U has no games?
No one knows
>Japan likes it, should that be a warning?
Tt should not, because no one knows
>>335069776
>I wounder why they didn't pull this shit with Bayonetta 2.
Because Kamiya would fight them, he probably did.
>>335068463
>people who sperg out over a cutscene to the point of saying it ruins the game are autistic
Yes, I'd say that's a pretty valid assessment.
>>335050670
>4chan isn't a weeb site
I almost spit out my coffee laughing.
>>335070165
Actually Nintendo themselves promoted the lewd with Bayonetta while the dev team tried to tone down the Nintendo outfits.
It pisses me off that this bullshit J-Pop idol looking game was the result of a FIRE EMBLEM AND SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI CROSSOVER
>>335070271
Don't you mean green tea?
>>335070156
I mean, the game itself had changes before the Japanese release
>>335070314
What did you expect?
The best part of both franchises are now waifufags.
>>335070314
Nobody cares you big faggot
>>335070271
why are you responding to me four hours later
>>335070359
So in other words Atlus censored it themselves.
>>335070156
>Yeah because Atlus totally doesn't have a record of self censorship.
What did they censor?
>>335070398
>saying this when SMT apocolypse is coming out soon
Best part is punching literal gods in the face
>>335070478
Just tell him to never reply to you or your wife's son ever again and he'll leave you alone.
>>335069378
>still bitching about censorship
Get a fucking grip or get the fuck out of /v/. 8ch is that way.
>>335070569
>What did they censor?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Atlus+censorship
>>335070569
>What did they censor?
Nothing important
>>335067863
You gotta really like Yuri to get into it but the actual gameplay is fine on PS4. It's nice to see Gust not do atelier for once.
>>335070748
>>335070979
>Dungeon Travelers 2
I forgot about that. A stain in their track record and has made me cautious about their future localizations, but hopefully they learned form their mistakes because of the outrage they received.
I realistically don't see them censoring SMT IV: Apocalypse, Person 5 or any future Vanillaware product though.
And nothing seems to stop Nintendo from being a shit company that keeps pushing their family friendly brand in NoA.
>>335071463
>A stain in their track record and has made me cautious about their future localizations
It's like four CGs, geez
>>335070569
Lol
>>335070407
I care! It's a wasted fucking opportunity. It must have taken some time to agree to this crossover. You already have Neptunia and Idolmaster and all these other stupid weeb musical games and shit. Leave FE and SMT alone.
>>335071785
Just get hired at Atlus and make your own SMT game
>>335040564
I watched Show by Rock in dub form. They spoke English, and then the songs they went to Japanese. It isnt weird.
>>335071898
Atlus here. We dont hire losers, sorry.
>>335072274
Hey Atlus, what's Kaneko's favorite MT game
>>335071656
>It's like four CGs, geez
>Atlus never censors, what are you saying
>>335071656
On top of that they region locked P4A for no reason at all.
>>335072438
Nocturne.
>>335048420
>I don't expect foreign movies to get dubbed
And thats your preference, dipshit. We aren't talking about your preference, we are talking about mine.
>and anime dubs are fucking notorious for a reason
Only because you guys cringe at the slightest bit of voice acting. Listen to the dub like a normal human being and you will discover there really isnt anything weird about it.
Fucking off yourself.
>>335073161
>>335048420
To be fair, they can dub all they want as long as they provide the original audio as an optionI'm still glad hentai Kamen wasn't dubbed though, movies rarely get their original audio.
>>335073236
kill yourself weeb
>>335072820
You know I posted >>335070979
I just don't think it's that big of a deal to get your panties in a bunch
>>335073161
>999fags at the defense of shitty localizations
Lol who could've thought?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8z9yogpeUA
>>335069378
Nintendo stated "any changes"
That could be as little as a name swap to scenes being reworked
You're being fucking ridiculous.
>>335073570
Nah man, this one is more of a pure cringe. Prepare your vomit bags.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Etz9m5RApxo
>>335073730
>'Dont worry. I woont diiiie'
Jesus fucking christ this is so horrible I don't even... fuck... how is this acceptable?
>SMTxFE
>oh boy oh shit oh hype oh fuck
>idol shit
>it's Persona with FE characters
No way in hell. I wouldn't even accept it as a gift. I'm gonna be shallow and judge it without playing it because the devs shat all over both fan bases at the same time and is just pandering to weebs. And even some weebs say it's too much.
>>335072820
>>Atlus never censors, what are you saying
lol that's a different anon.
this was me:>>335071463
I still think Atlust won't censor future releases (SMT, Persona, Vanillaware games) unlike Nintendo does with their releases.
>>335073454
>point of the game is censored
>it's not a big deal
It's literally meant to be a heavily sexualised game and they're removing sex elements from it.
It's like removing the fighting from a fighter.
And the only reason they did it is so it wouldn't get an AO rating. as if children are going to be buying it anyway and if they did it wouldn't stop them if their parents bought it anyway.
>>335073730
I puked a little while watching it desu
Is ZTD-fanbase real? Because I can't believe people can be legitimately hyped for this?
>>335053283
>>sultry woman voice
>>deep lesbian woman with strength voice
The best
>>335074279
>playing with english dub
>>335039810
Most (you)'s in my life. I am truly grateful that you believe my opinion is garbage in exchange for precious (you)'s
>>335073730
Why? Just why? What the fuck it is like RE1-tier of voice acting.
>>335074110
Hey newsflash retard, you are a weeb.
>>335074401
I was in some ZTD threads recently and a pretty big amount of people there were hyped for english dub. Somehow. Must be trolls.
>>335053497
Of course they do, they're idol loving degenerates.
>>335074470
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