How could Nintendo have fucked it up this bad?
Will Nintendo be able to recover?
72 for a fucking rushed release that plays very bad... This game is a solid 6.0/10
>>334999321
>rushed release
>fall 2015 game delayed into spring 2016
Also 72 is not a bad score. It's good. Not Great or Excellent, but Good.
>>334999456
>this nintendelusion
>>334999225
>$59.99 + tax + tip for a turret shooter
it's no surprise as to why it's a blunder
>>334999225
The game was literally just Miyamoto's pet project. As long as it breaks even Nintendo doesn't care.
>>334999225
Nintendo can't make games anymore. The company died with Iwata.
>>334999518
4 hours, looks like a ps2 game, no content, shovelware gameplay. $60.
Nintendo games are worthless, their games are worth $15 on steam or xbox live, not 60 at the store.
>Star Fox Adventures
>Star Fox Assault
>the reveal of the "chicken walker" in Star Fox Zero
Is it really a surprise to anyone that this game is crap?
>Unironically using Metacritic to judge how good a game is
>>334999456
In other words its average.
>wasting $59.99 for an average game
wew
Doesn't look too bad, and it's not as if the other Star Fox games (Adventures being possibly the sole exception due to it being an RPG) have lengthy playthroughs.
In addition, Giant Dud and fucking Polygon of all people bashing it is practically an endorsement.
>>334999225
>trusting critical reviews and not user reviews
Stop doing this. Critics are not to be trusted.
>>335000016
Rating system is all subjective.
My rating system goes 5 is passable, 6 is average, 7 is good, 8 ,is great, 9 is excellent, 10 is outstanding.
Anything below 5 is hot garbage.
>>334999925
>>335000062
You two fuck buckets can walk your asses straight out of here. You can lie to your fat faggot ass selves all you want but everybody on here judges how good games are based on critic scores. There are certain exceptions but it's gonna be pretty difficult debating whether or not SF Zero is one of them
>>334999225
>Reviews sites.
You guys didn't learn anything after music journalism?
>>334999225
Is this the new Skyward Sword/W101/Kid Icarus Uprising as far as controls goes?
Every fucking time a game dares to deviate from the norm reviewers can't adapt and bash perfectly fine control methods thanks to their own inabilities and lack of skill. These suckers can't handle anything with a learning curve even though they are paid to be dexterous enough to play videogames.
>>335000521
No
The game is shovelware and being reviewed as such. You know, maybe, just maybe, just because its on the Wii u, doesn't make it automatically good. Crazy huh?
>>335000604
You don't know what shovelware means
>>335000521
remember lair?
all you nintentoddlers were shitposting that game to fucking death for having shit controls and getting mediocre reviews
but now that the shoe is on the other foot people are defending it
neo /v/ is real
>>335000459
>everybody on here judges how good games are based on critic scores
So that's why Undertale is a beloved game on /v/. I never thought about that before.
>>335000521
You just named three objectively awful games and claim them to be misunderstood.
God damn Nintendo fans are far and away the biggest group of retards on /v/
>>335000604
I take you have it in hands? Fuck off with your mindless consolewarshit. I knew enough not to listen to gaymen journalists whenever they list control as a negative. It's usually just a testament to their skill.
>>335000757
>all you nintentoddlers were shitposting that game to fucking death
No, that was Sony's own fans.
There's a reason that studio died quickly after.
>>335000730
Shovelware = "Games I don't like"
You should know this already.
How did anyone not see that trainwreck coming from miles away?
>>335000459
>everybody on here judges how good games are based on critic scores
no
>>335000459
Just cause a lot of people do it doesn't mean its not retarded.
Metacritic is shits for the birds
>>335000842
I think their bad, so they don't count.
>>335000757
Yeah, we are all one people here, captain autism.
>>335000842
W101 and KI:U are 9/10s
>>335000849
So lets go the extra mile and say that Sonic is good then.
>>335000842
>objectively awful
I see one retard alright.
>>334999456
72 is more of a decent range.
Nintendolife 8.0 and in the comments people saying this is the best Wii U game after Mario Kart 8
NINTENDO NIGGERS
>>335000891
>>335000521
Those games are complete awful shit though
>>335001048
>Xenoblade was supposed to save the Wii U
>84
JUST
>>335000959
It was once, but that has nothing to do with the topic.
>>335000604
>Shovelware.
>>335001034
This game is not decent
It's a hate letter from Nintendo to gamers
"From /v to U with love"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOJ58QuwBdQ
![1456604164138s[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wRPrpJ8.jpg "1456604164138s[1].jpg")
>>335000849
Y-yeah tell him brother. Nintendo always releases masterpieces, and they just get hated on for no reason.
>>335000521
W101 biggest challenge is learning the controls.
Those fucking turtles were easier to deal with.
>>335001106
It does actually. Reviewers commonly cite Sonic has bad controls but there are experts on youtube making incredible speed runs and anyone who isn't a complete fucking loser should grasp the controls by the second or third level right?
This is your defense for Shovelware Zero, so why doesn't it work for Sonic? Because one is Nintendo and you've dedicated your life to defending them on 4chan?
>>335001098
>buzzword, buzzword shitpost
Wow, those are some hard facts my man. I play games, not numbers. But that aside in what dicksucking land a 84 is considered bad?
"Japanese companies are the best"
>>335001098
I bought a Wii U just because of it. But that's no indication because that game is certainly not for everyone. It just happens to appeal to me.
>>335001203
Another stupid feelsguy image to add to my filter.
Should I cancel my preorder?
>>335001224
That's a whole lot of assumptions. And Sonic doesn't get bashed mainly for the controls, there's plenty of bigger flaws.
>>334999456
EACH MEDIOCRE GAME IS ONE STEP CLOSER TO SHIGGY'S FORCED RETIREMENT AND ONE STEP CLOSER.
who /excited/ here
>>335001368
Well if you say so it has to be true. We should just close the board and let you meme alone.
>>335001354
Fuck the Nintendo haters!
Give me a second while I hold my asshole open for Miyamoto-san.
>>335001580
He's already infected too many. The guy that does Metroid Prime and Donkey Dong is lost, the guy that does Paper Mario is lost, etc.
>>335001368
All me.
>>335001073
That post is taking about controls and controls only. No one cares about your shit taste. That people will justify their hate for it on their lack of skill is bullshit.
>WAWAWA IT'S BROKEN
It works just fine. You plain suck.
>>335001203
Congrats on spamming that. You must be real smart and stuff.
>Sony game gets terrible review scores
>/v/ celebrates and shitposts
>Nintendo game gets low scores
>/v/ says reviews don't matter and to buy the game
Why the double standards
>>335001840
Politics should not be in memes
>>335000757
>but now that the shoe is on the other foot people are defending it
Jewish mods
>Check
Can't talk about Alison Rapp
>Check
Anti-SJW threads are deleted
>Check
NEO /V/
>>335001884
S-SHUT UP
NOT EVERYONE IS THE FUCKING SAME PERSON HERE DONT YOU KNOW THAT?! WE ALL HAVE UNIQUE OPINIONS AND THOUGHTS
>>335001906
>Politics
>pro-censoring
why not Bernie fag?
>>335001884
You are selective ignoring all the PS4 owners that actually buy and play stuff and the Wii U fags that get swayed by reviewers. Just to play the victim role.
>>335001884
/thread
>>335001884
Nintendo fans will literally defend any fucking stupid decision Big N decides to make. How do you think they still have fans after the Wii and Wii U.
man sonyponys must be mad af if theyre shitposting this hard at the slightest opportune moment
pretty pathetic imo baka
>>335002252
>muh sony boogyman
>>335002010
Post your entire folder, nigger. Someone out there might get a chuckle out of it. It's your moment. They said you were a mistake, but look at you now.
![images[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/a9evRcO.png "images[1].png")
>>335002252
I-i-it's always the sonyggers who come out when Nintendo releases another game.
Why c-can't they see that we should be grateful for whatever Nintendo deems us worthy of recieving.
>>335002425
The game is garbage
Let it go
>>335002460
>Why c-can't they see that we should be grateful for whatever Nintendo deems us worthy of recieving.
>>335002425
>only sonyponys get this riled up about companies they dont care about desu
I think you mean nintenyearolds
>>334999225
They didn't invest anything in this game. Wii U is getting the scraps until the NX releases. I don't get why they picked Star Fox to prove the dual screen functionality to be honest. Shit like Metroid would've worked a lot better, scaning and shit.
>>335002460
it is and there aint nothing you got to prove otherwise senpai
>>335002493
i dont really care about the game
yoshi's island and goldeneye were my jams
never got into star fox
>>335002535
i know what i said nigga
they too busy getting riled up over hoes and fates
>>335000273
I've seen this picture several times, but I only just now noticed the Xbot.
>>334999225
>metacritic
>>335002535
But you are proving his point with this post.
If nintendo releeased a proper Star Fox game they would be selling millions of copies right now as we speak
>They decided to do what they always do: scam people.
We need to ban NeoGAF from /v/
>>335002535
Ranking of butthurt on the average:
Sonyggers>Pc>Nintendo >Xbox
Ranking of denial DC on the average:
Sonygger > Nintendo > PC > Xbox
Ranking of pure delusion on the average:
Sonygger > Nintendo > PC > Xbox
can't argue facts sonygger.
>why is Xbox last on[...[
Because they're irrelevant pretty much.
>>335002804
>s-stop picking on Nintendo
>>335001036
If you call your site "nintendo+something" you're bound to attract fanboys. For good reviews anyone should avoid those sites. They're only good for news.
There's a lot of good reviews/impression on YouTube, but you need to swim in a pool of shit to find something meaningful. Still better than actual game journos.
>>334999225
They DELAYED the game... For this?
Jesus Christ, Nintendo.
>>335001884
>>335002969
>It's bad when Nintendo does it
FTFY
>>334999518
*turrent
>>335002859
>Because they're irrelevant pretty much.
>>335003215
Yes what is your point?
>>335000757
Remember all the Nintendofag shitposting over The Order being six hours long? It was nuts, they couldn't get enough of it.
Now Star Fox is half that and they're defending it.
>>335002425
You honestly thing you need to put yourself in a group in order to shitpost in an anonymous image board? Nintendo fans can even be fucking with other fans in these threads and you niggers won't even notice.
>>334999225
most people complain is about being forced to use the gyro to aim
and then there is teh 40 from giant bomb that is a literal cry baby
>>335000459
I beg to differ.
>>335003352
theyre just as bad
theyre being just as big a faggot as the typical sonypony
they all need to go get a drink and go to bed
>>335000842
>three objectively awful games
fight me mongrel
>>335002194
we are not the ones paying for online after mocking Xbot for 7 years.
![1449543856094[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/DCEta9O.png "1449543856094[1].png")
>>335003351
S-s-starfox is a game that is meant to be replayed. It's has branching paths and multiple endings. E-even if the routes only vary by a p-planet or two.
It's nothing like the cinematic crap on the PS4.
Nintendo cares about us, and will always do their best not to fail us. This allows them to release outdated games both graphically and gameplay wise, and still get the benefit of the doubt.
>metacritic score slams sony game
>this is good, totally fair
>metacritic slams nintendo game
>fuck journalists! this is why reviewers are a joke, who takes these cucks seriously anyway? this is the greatest game of all time
>>335000165
Nobody could possibly give a fuck about *your* rating system.
On metascore the average game that comes out will have a score between 80 and 92.
That is an average game as far as that site is concerned.
7 is bad, and 6 and down are shit.
>>335003795
It's damage control. /v/ was hyping this shit up to be DA BEST STAR FOX EVAH before the reviews came out.
>>335003795
>>metacritic score slams sony game
>>this is good, totally fair
now proceed to show a Sony game that metacritic slams but fans review is favorable, I can wait
>>334999225
does any reviewer account for getting the highest score on every level and runs?
thats pretty much what gave me a shit ton of hours on the 64 and will decide whether I give this game a pass or not
>>335003795
Nintendrones always gets shit on their plate in the end.
Just let karma do its magic, it happens everytime
>>335004069
yeah, what is PS3, PSVita memory card and now PS4K wit hextra fuck you to all early adopters?
>>334999456
>72 is not a bad score
When even the shittiest of games like Halo 5 and Call of Duty can even get above an 80, that lets you know that the game is probably shit.
>2-3 hour gameplay
>Horrible controls
>$60
>>335004204
>>2-3 hour gameplay
>speeding, not doing branch paths
>horrible controllers
are you mental handicapped?
>>335001224
>Reviewers commonly cite Sonic has bad controls
but modern sonic (unleashed and newer) doesn't have bad controls. If reviwers seriously say that modern sonic has bad controls they're pretty shit then. Sonic is garbage for other reasons, but the controls are plenty tight nowadays.
>>335004351
>speeding, not doing branch paths
>horrible controllers
>>335003763
You can't make this up
>>335003795
That reminds me, before Quantum Break was reviewed the few xbox fans were ready to shitpost about it getting a high metacritic score. There was even a webm with sam lake next to a score of 90 and staring at a crying sonygger. When the review came out, it ended up being around the 70s but /v/ cared more about being anthony burch than the game. It's pretty sad how little attention it got.
>>335004475
>>>335003763
>You can't make this up
>a planet or 2
if this post is any indicative of your intelligence. breath should already be a feat to you
>>334999225
How could Nintendo have fucked it up this bad?
Will Nintendo be able to recover?
>>335004603
>Have to look at both the television screen and the gamepad at the same time while using motion controls
Great idea dude. Total innovation and not a complete dumbfuck pain in the ass. And that's just where the problems start with controls.
>>335004803
Hurr if we post the one example of a game that got shit reviews then it means ALL games with shit reviews aren't actually shit.
You lose all privileges of using Metacritic to prove a game is unanimously respected.
>>335000459
>everybody on here judges how good games are based on critic scores.
dammit /v/ why didn't you listen when people said "pretending to be retarded will attract actual retards who think they're in good company"?
Now it's too late. Things that were used ironically are now being posted in complete seriousness.
>review score threads
>sales threads
>console warring
>pc master race bullshit
At least /v/ can't get much worse, right?
>>335001906
Bernie Sanders shouldn't be in politics.
>>335004860
>>Have to look at both the television screen and the gamepad
/ha hahahah hah h you dont,
>>335001884
>sony playing the victim
toppest of keks
don't you have a ps4neo vs pc shitposting thread to shitpost on?
>>334999456
Actually, Metacritic weighs them differently.
Basically, a 72 is the upper end of average.
>>335004993
HOW ARE THEY STILL IN BUSINESS?
>>335004993
How are they still making games to this clearly shit series!?!? The reviewers wouldn't lie to me, right?
>>335005295
Actually, the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon series has never made them any real money - they actually lost money with the development of Blue and Sky.
And for as much as I like it, there's a lot of problems with the games too.
>>335005492
PMD really isn't the series you should be using to disprove anything like this. It's pretty much never been profitable.
Maybe use something like Rainbow Curse?
>>335005523
>>335005690
>profitability is also measurement of how good something is
I guess Call of Duty, Hearthstone and Justin Bieber are the best things in the world.
>>335005295
>>335004803
>>335005492
>Post games from a single series that are so obscure that it has barely any reviews by users
Damn son you got me. Those games are classics that were rated poorly by the reviewers. Boy are they wrong about such a fun series, so fun that it inspired 90 whole people to write reviews!
>>335005808
Their point is that the games aren't anything special, that because of this they aren't even profitable.
>>335005808
No, but the PMD series is developed and funded entirely by Spike Chunsoft, not Nintendo. Literally the only thing Nintendo and Gamefreak do for it is license out the IP.
So I don't really know why Spike Chunsoft keeps making those games, but that's not relevant to the thread which is about Nintendo developed and funded games.
>>335005079
Agreed. Only those handpicked by Bilderberg should be in.
>>335006429
>implying a jew doesn't work for another jew
>>335005808
It's a pretty good measurement for how shitty something is when the sales are awful.
>>335006429
Welp we hooked a Berniefag. Let's talk about the free stuff we'll all get when he get elected.
>>335006653
You got me. I was promised free Bernie phones.
>>335000891
Nice cherry picking.
>>334999225
Nintendo is bleeding out. The NX will be their last home console. They might be able to survive on the handheld market alone for the foreseeable future, but once that lifeline runs dry, Nintendo will get bought out or liquidate their assets.
I worked at Nintendo (Australia) a few years back.
This is pretty much standard. When I enquired about the high prices of products, the answer was "if it's priced premium, people will think it's premium"
That is why they never, ever lower their prices.
>>335006653
>making bloated corporations stop abusing loopholes and dodging taxes and paying what they should have been all along to pay for healthcare
>this is somehow 'lol stupid millenials demanding free stuff'
>>335001561
Why the fuck are these different nowadays?
They rate the tier 3 Nintendo games (metroid, star fox, etc) low so they can rate the nostalgia rehashes that are Nintendos tier 1 games (Mario, Zelda, smash) as gifts from god without feeling guilty.
>>334999225
>Will Nintendo be able to recover?
they'll just upload pokemon gen 2 on the e-shop, they'll cash the equivalent of 2 AAA releases in a month
they'll be fine
>>335000521
Innovation is an actual improvement.
I haven't seen one review that said the controls were amazing. Only shillXplain said they worked after beating the whole game + side stuff so you were used to it. And even then he had to dance around how twin stick would just work better
>>335004041
There aren't any runs, there is a select. Stages only alternative path is a warp hole to a small bonus stage
The only collectable are medals which unlock fuck all
>>335000062
how come the disparity? Game too hard?
I played the first 2 hours of it I think, thought it was kinda boring but didn't have any patience to continue
>>335002969
This just makes me want to defend them harder, OH GOD YES! It gets the shitposters really riled up.
>>335004160
OMMM NOM NOM NOM! SO DELICIOUS!
>>334999225
Who the fuck even cares about Star Fox? Why did this game need to be made?
>That one autistic Sonygger posting the same bait pics every single time
>>334999225
some like it, some love it, some hate it
but regardless we all agree gyro controls fucking suckspsst, this game is not focused to modern entitled 'gamers'
