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Are you looking forward to Overwatch?
Just the porn
can girls like fat butts as much as boys?
>>334974003
more widowmaker ass please
More excellent SFM porn. Too bad D.Va has gotten the best shit
>Modern Blizzard
No, Jesus, no.
did they fix 20 memerate?
>>334974210
Yep they do actually. Some of them at least.
>>334975523
that does NOT make me sad.
I like to see this.
Not really. Looks dull and uninspired
>>334975285
I never understood why this happens. A game has a bunch of attractive characters yet people focus on the most basic, generic Asian chick. I like Asians too, but in video games it's like preferring the trial girl version instead of the full thing.
Perfect examples are Overwatch's D. Va and League's Ahri
>>334974003
http://www.strawpoll.me/10004622
Lets see
>>334974003
I don't care for it. Though that eskimo girl is pretty cute.
>>334975523
or mei being felt up through herTHICKlayers
>>334975523
Is Tracer a lesbian?
>>334975523
>>334974003
>/v/ approves of homosexual women now
>>334974003
Nope.
To think there was a time when I would have been crazy over a new Blizzard IP... And now there is one and I feel nothing. So unispired, so bland, so safe.
Fuck Blizzard.
The porn mite b cool.
>>334975769
>truth finaly comes out
HOLY SHIT THIS GAME IS DOA
>>334974945
>gif
https://a.pomf.cat/rmmipn.webm4chan thinks the webm has malicious code for some reason.
>>334975930
/v/ is not /pol/ retard.
>>334975930
considering this board is filled with faggots I don't see how this should be surprising news
>>334975930
>implying /v/ isn't the most homosexual board on 4chan
>>334974210
Look up Is My Hobby Weird on sad panda.
>>334975930
If it makes my dick tingle it's ok with me. Manly butch lesbians are not ok.
Got some refund money from the state. I bought the culling, should i preorder this?
>>334975930
/v/ always liked yuri newfag
>>334975865
She's a video game character.
>>334974003
>Are you looking forward to Overwatch's lesbian porn
Very much, yes.
>>334976012
OH SHIT MY HARD DRIVE IS DISINTEGRATING WHAT THE FUCK
OH SHIT SOMEONES BANGING ON MY DOOR WHAT DID YOU DO
>>334975523
Hey that's gay!
>>334976095
>Is My Hobby Weird
okay but I just wanted a poll on whether or not girls like fat asses not if they're gay.
you don't have to be gay to get turned on by fat ass and kissing... just saying!
>>334975983
>So unispired, so bland, so safe.
Fucking this
It just doesnt feel like any sort of creativity or original thinking was put into the design of the game honestly. The heroes are all just disney moe crap that all could have walked right out of Big Hero 6. There is no real depth to the combat or the game. There are no really interesting mechanics in the abilities of the heroes that break any sort of formula
Its just the safest blandest shit they could make
>>334975930
Fuck off and lurk more retard.
>>334975983
The porn is the only good part
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=overwatch+order%3Aquality&commit=Search
Cute and thick! CUTE AND THICK!
Girls can't love girls!
>>334976236
when you EXCLUSIVELY like ragu then you are gay, as a woman.
And when you EXCLUSIVELY like Premio Sausage, as a male, you're gay. That's how it works right?
No. I was in last weekends beta.
It was kinda boring to be honest.
>>334976118
see>>334975769
only 6 people in a thread about the game are going to pick it up
This game is dead on arrival
>>334976382
where's the one with the pink hair
I was waiting for her
>>334976459
are you a fag or something
>>334976236
She reminds me of how feminists draw themselves. All the curves, none of the sag, stretch marks and body hair.
>>334976271
They can, random girl from my Japanese animus.
>>334974003
No, the game sucks.... It's another attempt at blizzard trying to steal Valve's market.
> Heroes of the storm is a fail.
> Hearthstone is a fad.
> Diablo 3 was a low energy attempt.
> They abandoned Starcraft 2.
> WoW is now a facebook game that milks around a million of the highest of autismo drones
Blizzard is trying to create meme magic out of controversy but the only true meme magic that have spawned recently is pic related.
>>334974003
These two complement eachother like bread and butter.
Widow is definitely top and Tracer bottom, neither are hard, but bordering on versatile
Thank you based character designers/SFM/Blender/Whatever crew
>>334975930
>tfw no stealth cuteboy hero
>>334976515
no she's hot
did you not see scary movie where he has his gf dress up in a football gui and has sex with her i mean who doesn't like their chicks a little rugged, that's not so gay; i mean come on i9t's the year 2016, don't you want your women a little rugged
Widowmaker > NotSamus > Mercy >>>> dot Indian chick >>> Tracer > gamer gril > fatty >>>>>>> tumble tranny
>>334976562
how about I stealthily ram my cock up your ass
>>334976236
I want to play as Mei!
Should Blizzard make them gay?
>>334976764
2princessy4me
needs freckles and peach fuzz
>>334976764
Fuck off InuitInua, go back to going through Kaceytron's garbage bins.
>>334976720
but that is gay
>tfw everybody hates Zarya so no porn
>nobody even bothered to port her model to SFM
Why live
>>334976764
This cunt is ugly and doesn't even look native.
F A T
>>334976542
>Trump memeposter
fuck off back to /pol/
>>334976948
>overfed
>>334976882
not if I keep your eyes covered
>>334976948
>Just before 4th period
>Tracer stuffs a box of donuts into her bookbag
>and I stuff myself in Tracer!
>[fattens internally]
pedophiles are the worst people
>>334976813
Nah, it'll be too obvious/pandering
The level we have right now is good. ambiguity is good.
>>334977023
>>334977061
F
A
T
>>334977165
i am going to look up childrens youtupe accounts now and get aroused because i am a sick maniac that has a sexual preference and I life on the EDGE
>>334976224
To be fair, Blizzard has never been creative. Their thing was always "do something someone else did but do it way better and near perfectly" but then too many people left so instead of getting unoriginal but polished we just get unoriginal and lazy.
>>334976764
Her eyebrows are cute. CUTE!
>>334977441
>To be fair, Blizzard has never been creative.
Diablo was pretty creative for its time. 2 too.
>>334977161
>ambiguity is good
Go away /u/
>>334977441
They used to be trend setters, now they are trend followers.
>>334976908
I saw some in a SFM thread on either /gif/ or /aco/ last night. you can probably still find it.I fapped to it.
>>334977616
That's totally /a/
>>334977781
Go away /a/
>>334975930
only if they are hot and make porn about it.
>>334974003
>20 tickrate
>actiblizz game
>tries to be simultaneously the biggest esport and a horrible, haggard mashup of shootan and ASSFAGGOTS
yeah, no, not even interested in the porn due to no lolis.
>>334974003
yes
but i hate tracer(and reaper)
>>334974003
Nope. I didn't even play the full length of the stress test. If it was free to play it might be something I'd play a game of here and there, especially if I could get some friends to join in 'cause free, but it wasn't anywhere near good enough to warrant spending money on.
Is Tracer x Widowmaker the only good thing to come out of Overwatch?
Chubbychasers need not reply.
>>334976163
Oh my God!
Fat and vore fetishes are just about the worst thing to plague the human race.
>>334978128
Yes. Pharah is cute too but gets zero art.
>>334978312
both are fifty times better than being a furfag, who wants to literally fuck animals instead of their own species
>>334978485
You say that as if those people aren't also furries 99.99% of the time.
>>334974003
my dick is
I just realized I've seen more porn of Overwatch than actual gameplay.
Blizzards unironic robosexual rights rally movie might be one of the more laughably dumb things I've ever seen.
Thank god I don't have to buy the game to enjoy the porn, looks like slow shit.
>>334974003
I'll try the open beta. I'll finally have a PC that can play modern so I'm a little more forgiving.
>>334978485
Furfags are more likely to masturbate than procreate with sane people.
>>334978691
I could see vore being true, but I think it's safe to say that most chubby chasers aren't furfags.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eK0JVH4Cfk
>>334978959
you are literally retarded if you think that wont happen in the future
cartoon characters already have human rights
>>334978128
>if you like butt you're a chubby chaser
this thread got good FAST.
>light hearted, energetic brit special force lady
>fans treat her like a hyper lesbian sexual predator
>>334976012
has your dick ever gotten hard enough to be considered a lethal weapon
>>334979015
masturbate, or rape an animal, it's pretty easy to adopt one in america
if they ever claim they only jack off to the art, they are lying, they are sexually attracted to animal features rather than human ones, and they sexually abuse animals IRL.
where's that story of the guy who saved a poor husky from daily rape from its furfag owner?
>>334978128
Yes, until Pharah gets paired up with Mercy then that's the best thing to come out of it.
>>334979351
>a weapon to surpass metal gear
>>334979469
Man, you got a problem.
You almost made me defend furfaggotry.
>>334979536
Mercy is boring.
>>334979536
>Pharah gets paired up with Mercy
Man, I wish.
>>334976012
Yeah, I'm not clicking on that shit nigga.
>>334979691
what does widow's tattoo say? don't speak frog
>>334979469
>furfag raping a dog
You're lying right?
>you will never be the submissive partner in a lesbian relationship with Widowmaker
>>334979804
>frog
Anon, that's rude.
>>334979536
>not a Mercy sandwich with Pharah and Symmetry
>>334979836
I don't know if it's the same guy he's talking about or not, but there was some lolcow from about 2010 who filmed himself being sodomized by his husky. People used to post gifs of it here all the time.
>>334979893
Tracer seems to be the dom in a lot of these things too.
The neckbeards that make/draw these things love the whole "evil woman who's actually submissive" angle too much.
>>334979893
That sounds dangerous seeing how she was brainwashed into killing her husband already.
>>334979903
Either is good
>>334975664
porn "artists" taste is one step below normies. Also relate to which girl they push. tracer got the most porn because she is the face of the game. widowmaker 2nd because she is meant to be the sex symbol. Superior brown- and krautfu get next to nothing because they got no promotion.
>>334980032
she's got some nice blowjob SFMs
>>334980009
Yes, but clearly that means Widowmaker will find true love in a lesbian relationship (with Tracer or whoever the fuck) instead because that's what romance stories taught me.
>>334980009Maybe she'll suffocate me with her fat ass
>>334975523
>A Brit and a Frenchwoman
Absolutely disgusting!
>>334980032
all SFMs are awful anyways, so who cares
>>334975930
no, just homosexual men
>>334980242
Don't forget forbidden.
>tfw learning SFM to compensate for the lack of porn starring my favorite characters
>>334980242
How the fuck does anything change if it were two british women or two french women instead?
>>334979691
>Mercy is boring
How can one person be so wrong? It's like finding a unicorn.
>>334980296
This desu
Only ones that are good are the 8 second loops that appear every few months.autism makes me examine them for shitty textures and clipping
>mostly tracer and widow
>little to no Mei
Shit taste.
>>334980425
>not knowing the history between France and Britain
How American can you be?
>>334980425
>>334980316
>>334975523
My great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather didn't die for this!!!
>>334976948
morefat girlsplease
>>334979804
It means nightmare. She's pretty edgy.
>>334980505
I certainly liked her a lot more when I saw her demon girl costume.
>>334980296
SFM can be good if you don't ever directly show the fucking. That image is alright though cause you don't see the horrible clipping.
>>334980296
I'm of the opposite opinion, I think they're fine, better than western drawn art anyway. I'm glad most of the Overwatch porn is SFM.
>>334980308
wanna be my homosexual man, anon
>>334980527
Well Mei is a pig disgusting girl.
>>334980592
>fat girls
Somebody will want this. And maybe it will get people to make more...
>>334976023
are you sure, anon?
You fags serious? Game porn? I just dumped half a liter of throat yogurt in my wife's yap - you jealous? Fucking fags
>>334980527
I'd make some if I could find her nude model anywhere, but I don't think it's been publicly released.
>>334980949
>yap
What's that
>>334980527
Mei is bae
>>334980949
what a waste of yogurt
>>334975930
Believe it or not, but before /pol/ and SJWs were a thing, lesbians was a favourite past time on /v/
>>334980949
>Wasting yogurt on others instead of eating it yourself
What a fag.
>>334980949
>throat yogurt
sounds like you have a esophageal rupture m8
>>334976041
there is literally a board called /lgbt/
sad thing is you are still probably right
>>334980638
that is completely dependent on the skill of the animator and the quality of the model. it has nothing to do with SFM.
you just see more amateur looking work come out of SFM because it's easily accessible.
>>334979716
click on it senpai trust me
>>334981363
I haven't ever seen an acceptable looking vagina model or an acceptable penetration animation that doesn't look like straight clipping with SFM.
>>334980753
I want Tracer torub her sweaty feet in my face after a long day
>>334979214
Tracer has the most obnoxious voice and personality ever. Her porn personality is much better.
>>334981485
>penetration
gay as fuck
>>334981548
but tracer just moves her feet back in time to when they weren't sweaty.
>>334980032
Hot damn
>>334981769
What's the fun in that?
>>334980949
>wife
Glad I'm not a cuck. No jealousy here.
>>334981576
Yeah. Tracer's voice is unbearably bad so she's hotter in 2D form where she can't speak.
i just started looking in to it yesterday
what's up with tracer not having any booty? i thought there was drama over this
>>334974003
>looking forward to cartoonish, casual, western anime style videogame from blizzard
ok
>>334980949
Why would you waste yogurt like that?
>>334975930
did you know girl-on-girl is the most vanilla of porn? that makes it the most heterosexual too. Theres no dicks involved, just two "potential" sexual partners for the viewer.
>>334981485
you can deform a model any way you want if it's rigged properly, you goddamn idiot. there is no setting or property in source filmmaker that just magically prevents good sex animations.
the lack of acceptable looking vagina models has nothing to do with source filmmaker. you don't create models in SFM.
>>334976882
You can't call people gay while posting a baseball muscleshota. That's far gayer than him ramming his dick up your ass.
>>334981548
>liking feet
goddamn footfags are gross
>>334982218
Then why isn't there a single SFM video that gets it right. Everyone who does SFM can't be incompetent. I've seen good 3D porn and anything made with SFM doesn't even come close.
>If we're not going to buy it, then it's dead on arrival
>If you like the game and buy it, then you're a drone for the company in question that runs it
Why are /v/'s mentalities such complete and utter dogshit faggotry?
I don't even support blizzard but come on.
>>334982731
Because anon, it's popular and train wrecks involving popular things are the best entertainment on /v/ despite the masses not realizing they are so rare.
>>334982808
So /v/ is filled with delusional hipsters?
>>334982974
Not him, but that's abolutely correct.
>>334975930
Yurifags are scum.
>>334977818
Ayyyy
>>334977273
How would one go about finding those accounts?
>>334983203
>people say in-game Zarya is a tumblrina
>they're fucking wrong
THAT is real tumblr.
>>334980949
>he married in 2016
>>334982662
>Everyone who does SFM can't be incompetent
sure they can
it's free software that anyone with an internet connection can use. it's completely likely that 99.999% of the users are not highly skilled animators producing professional quality work.
some dedicated animators have made well-animated movies with it, but just maybe not sex animations. you're under the impression that there's something fundamentally different about sex animations, but there isn't. it's entirely up to the animator and the models they're working with.
>>334974003
>you will never be this happy.
>>334980425
>You will never be this ignorant
>>334983971
usually you go look up book reading clubs and stuff of the ilk
it's pretty easy from then on
>>334982030
His "wife" ended up eating it. S'all good.
>>334985000
>tfw trips are always facts.
Widowmaker's butt>all other things
>>334985000
That's because I am not a cutie British lesbian.
But speaking of the characters, what's the point if the game is First Person? Why couldnt Blizz have made this a Third Person Shooter so everyone can constantly appreciate Widowmaker's ass?
>>334985631
>>334985631
but her name is widowmaker
doesn't that mean she won't like, be your butt mistress for long
>>334985746
Widowmaker has always been used as a term to refer to something or someone that kills men.
It's safe if you're a lesbian since women can't marry other women.
>>334980032
>one
https://a.pomf.cat/uazcpn.webm
>>334980508
My autism makes it to where I can't release something because of clipping issues or things looking slightly off.
>>334980032
>dat clipping by here right eye
Memerino from last thread
My version
>>334985726
Holy shit there are reflections in her ass.
>>334985726
>in-game reflections off butt
whoa
>>334985975
who's the artist?
>>334986042
>>334986106
>tfw she makes you polish her butt before every battle
>with your tongue if you've been especially naughty
Isn't Blizzard's current pricing model for the game basically means there will be "expansions" with new characters packs like the old SC/WC expansions.
>>334986042
>constantly stare at her ass
>stop watching
>kill someone trying to backstab us
>it's a necessary evil
>>334986494
They said all future maps and heroes would be free but we'll see how long that lasts. It seems like they're going to let you just buy loot crates if you want instead of waiting to level so I expect them to make a load of money through that.
>>334986494
Blizzard's current pricing model is like TF2's was.
Free content updates with new heroes and maps.
>>334980883
I'm really disappointed he didn't grow the Hitler 'stache.
blueberry is bae
>>334976764
Great eyebrows
Old lady face and small sharp lips. She is gonna look like shit without lipstick.
>>334986494
from what i understand any new content will be free but you can buy crates
>>334986808
We get it Tracer, no need to rub it in.
>>334985914
y-you can marry into gay relationships in my country
a lot of states allow it
>>334987009
You're allowed to marry gayly in the US anywhere
>>334985245
Thanks. Can't wait to yank it to some sexy underage NERD
Which Overslut is best for paizuri?
Everyone I've talked to seems to think it's guaranteed to be amazing. So no, I'm gonna wait, see if it goes the route of the division and shits the bed as soon as it's released, then if it turns out to be not shit I'll be interested.
>>334986028
my favorite show is dragonball also
>>334987118
Mercy or Mei if you're into tumblrinas.
>>334986808
I want Tracer to eat that ass.
Shit included.
I don't even like scat.
But it needs to fucking happen.
Just let that Widowmaker's shit smear all over Tracer's goggles.
Just fucking let it happen.
>>334987068
oh then yes
see, women can love other women
>>334975523
>sfm
>didn't even take two seconds to make the animation not look like a shitty porn ad
fuck up more please
>>334986028
>anons are reposting my hastily-made meme chart
>>334985914
same sex marriage is allowed in many countries nowadays
>>334987206
Funny thing is I was never into Dragonball until very recently
Also what?
Battleborn is the better game
>>334986171
http://snellum.tumblr.com/
>>334987281
That's disgusting
>>334974003
>>334974945
>>334976551
>>334978128
>>334985720
>>334985726
>>334985975
god i LOVE big asses!
>>334987762
it's alright but the long TTK is a buzzkill
>>334987807
>racism the character
Or is this one of the instances that we support the racism as celebrating ''diversity''?
>>334987762
Randy Pitchford please go
>>334987989
>Theres something wrong with racism
>using the word racism unironically
>>334988016
Can you name a single thing Overwatch does better than Battleborn?
>inb4 some inane shit like "waifus"
>>334987913
well if you like penne paste with ragu and you happen to be a woman, i don't think anyone will blame you, or care really
>>334988179
Gameplay
>>334988179
>it doesn't count because I said so
Congratulations you played yourself and your mom.
>>334988179
Better, more fun characters.
>>334987989
are you implying Q is a racist?
>>334987994
>she probably does that for the camera when she gets a big donation or a long-time sub announcement
>>334988421
Overwatch plays like a watered down version of TF2 with character abilities ripped wholesale from various mobas.
>>334987989
How is that racist faggot
>>334988552
>character abilities ripped from MOBAS
Someone didn't even play the game.
>it's a class based shooter so it's automatically exactly like tf2
>>334988538
He was pretty racist against humans to start.
>>334988179
A character in Battleborne literally says "You mad bro?"
>>334988691
Are you saying Roadhog isn't a PG Pudge?
>>334988819
>let me use this one example
Oh wow man one of his abilities is like death grip/pudge.
Woah. So overwatch is an mmo now too.
>implying this game is any good
It's fucking trash.
>>334988995
Nice opinion.
>>334975930
Yeah, it disgusts me.
I thought /v/ only approved homosexual feminine penises but I guess I was wrong.
>>334988995
>has DotA in his Battle.net account name
how much of a cuck could one person be
>>334988382
only men are allowed to be homosexual
Let me tell you the best SFM porn of overwatch I've seen. It involves Tracer getting rapped by Widow's giant fat penis.
Then she is left naked, drenched in cum, dangling tied on a rope.
It was so hot.
I would literally give up the use of my legs if it meant spending the rest of my life with Widowmaker, especially sniffing her sweaty ass while she strokes my cock with her feet
>>334988767
Yeah, the one that is a walking, talking caricature of a FPS dudebro. The same character calls other characters casuals and urges them to ragequit.
Overwatch has nothing like him.
>>334988949
Reaper's whole kit is like from a moba.
>>334988995
>literally playing wow
>>334989180
i walked in on my mo and her partner once
shit was mad gay
>>334989347
Eh, that one was alright. The animation was rigid and lots of stuff like Tracer's cheeks distending just didn't move properly. I honestly like some of D. Va's the best.
>>334988995
>>334989160
That's so sad
>>334989475
ONLY MEN
>>334988995
I am going to send you a friend invite. Pls accept.
>>334989361
Please tell me you're not suggesting a dudebro caricature is an actual plus.
was there this much porn and obsession over tracer and widowmaker before the whole over the shoulder bullshit
>>334974003
Not really. I fully expect it to be more or less dead after a couple of months of its launch.
I have "hardcore fps gamer" friends that got bored of it midway through the beta weekend. That shit is not going to last.
>>334989347
The dickgirl SFMs suck because the dick model is shit.
>>334989615
what about all those girls i rp'd with growing up
a lot of them said they experimented
>>334989632
only if you promise to have gay sex with me, okay?
>>334989575
I liked it cause of the situation. Her getting forced fucked and then left humiliated is a huge orgasm for me.
>>334989669
Tiny bit, it's just been dragged into a spotlight is all.
>>334989669
people were shipping them together since the first Overwatch trailer
recent events have merely stoked the flames
>>334989742
Only if you have a feminine penis and crossdress.
Girls loving other girls is pure and lovely
>>334989651
You ever heard of taking the piss out of something? Oscar Mike is exactly that. He is an overblown archetype meant to be a mockery of the kind of person who takes shooters too seriously.
That kind of meta characterization is completely absent in Overwatch. It's filled with characters that would be right at home in the pages of some capeshit comic.
>>334990009
Sometimes I wish I could be a cute lesbian.
>>334989742
I used to get SO turned on by the thought of being gay when I was elementary school.
It was just an outcast boner.
>>334990024
You act like that's a bad thing.
Why is there no Mei in this thread?
>>334990149
Because she's a pig that took D.Va's spotlight.
>>334990149
>those hamhocks are called legs in america
what a blissfully ignorant country
>>334989347
Uh... S-source?
ofcourse
>>334990147
Being likened to cape comics is the worst insult a character design can get.
>>334990024
No shit, because that's the tone it is going for. The tagline is "The world needs heroes".
Meta characterization that does nothing but quote memes is a lazy attempt to draw humor by referencing shit people stopped using years ago.
>>334990290
SHIT THREAD
EVERYONE FUCKING EVACUATE NOW
>>334990085
>you will never rape your own succubus(male) into a relationship
where did all this porn posting crap come from.
we never had any of this in the games i attached myself to before
quake, cs, d2, ragnarok, command and conquer, wow and more
Tracer
>>334989347
Source
>>334990149
>Mei will never suffocate you to death by sitting on your face
>>334989943
Okay!
>>334990423
Making fun of certain kind of people is not quoting memes, you dip. And "You mad, bro?" is part of the lingo of those people.
Meanwhile, Overwatch has cowboys wearing BAMF belts and totally original intelligent primates who are actually wild beasts when pushed off the edge.
>>334981314
/lgbt/ is all trannies. They're their own special group.
4chan as a whole is gay as fuck though. Faggiest gayest website on the internet.
>>334974003
full length overwatch porn, fuck yeah i'm hype.
>>334974003
I'm poor as fuck, so, no, i was hoping it would be a freemium but is expensive as fuck
Who /OneManApocalypse/ here? Roadhog is the greatest, especially when someone else is playing as Engi / Junkrat.
>Pull some tard that comes around the corner
>Drag them into the turret/trap/bomb
>Alternatively, blast his face off with screws, nuts and bolts.
>>334990290
That's the good shit
Should their forbidden love be canon?
>>334990687
It doesn't have to be original to be fun.
>>334988179
I hate the helix system.
I see this kind of skill system appear more and more everywhere and I don't like it!
Let me pick the other level 1, when I don't like both level 2 skills.
>>334976141
So… yes?
>>334990761
/a/ is the straightest board and it's weird as fuck
Blizzdrones are so fucking pathetic, thinking anybody here gives a fat fuck about their shitty dreamworks tier character let alone their shitty TF2 rip-off.
Bethesda called, they want their faux nerd audience back.
>>334990268
Get over your complex
>>334990910
The mantra of blizzdrones
>>334990924
She's as lesbian as you want her to be, anon.
>>334991005
(you)
>>334991029
psh
in good old england we don't cherish stars like adele. PURE WHITE AND BLACK WOMEN WITH DEFINING FEATURES.
>>334989361
>dudebro
Funny, how you merged two words and turned it into an insult.
>>334990290
>artist actually made her bigger than she is in-game
you don't need to be a steroid mutant to bust a watermelon with your thighs. there are much smaller girls who do it.
>>334991031
>If you side with this company over anything you're immediately a drone for them
>>334990951
No it's not, they're super gay. They're more in denial than /v/ is though because of all the waifufags.
>>334991113
Look at this brave goy defending his backstabbing company nobody fucking likes anymore.
>>334974003
Wasn't, but then after playing it I am considering preorder.
>>334987989
>celebrating a culture is racist
lol
>>334991147
How's your first day on the internet going?
>>334990840
Fresh OC from /vg/
>>334991031
He's right though. Then again I play shmups. I value fun over "originality".
>Was really excited for Project Titan.
>Suddenly, Titan's design team loses 100 people, down to 40.
>No longer an MMO.
>Now just a mindless FPS TF2 clone.
Apparently the MMO parts were balls/no fun, and the dude got moved to being lead dev for WoW, and shat out WoD.
We all know what happened after that.
I was really, REALLY hyped for Blizz to make a next gen MMO. Once I heard that plan was scrapped, I lost like 97% of my interest in the game.
Now it just looks like an uninspired fps with Cawadooty leveling.
Bleh.
>>334990149
i once had a fat girl sit on my face. quite literally i was nearly killed that night, never again. that picture is hot as fuck though
>>334980949
Are you a faggot?
> yap
>>334988179
literally everything.
>>334990474
It's because you are not pathetic enough.
Like, you are pathetic, but there is still a glimmer of hope level of pathetic.
This kinda thing.
>>334991390
>Gah!
>>334991342
The view from below her legs looks like an explosive miscarriage.
>>334991342
>[dolphin noises]
>>334991342
>That melon will never be your head
>>334988767
a character in overwatch literally says "Do you even lift?"
>>334991387
Mmos are dead
It's better this way.
>>334990761
If anything, we need a /straight/ board.
And it will be even lower frequented than /u/.
>>334990840
Thanks for charging my ult fat boy
>>334991585
That's marginally better actually.
>>334988179
business model
>>334991320
My first day on the internet was 11 years ago.
I smell forced memes 11 kilometres against the wind.
>Finally watch Alive
The fuck is wrong with Widow's voice?
>>334990279
>>334990616
Degenerate Faggots...t--soni.tumblr.com/post/141954977153/wily-widow-and-the-cheeky-ambush-or-futa
>>334990885
Yes.
>>334991317
>reducing a person to a stereotype is celebrating their culture
lol
>>334991946
>reducing a person to a stereotype is celebrating their culture
>enumerating a person nationality is celebrating their culture
>>334991946
pharah is egyptian, not native american
you're the fucking racist
>>334991946
go cry about it on your tumblr
>>334991946
Kindly fuck off back to ribbit whining brown subhuman
>>334991873
Well gosh! Thanks alot anon ehehe!
McCree's comic is out tomorrow
at least they aren't afraid to show people die in it
>>334975769
>124 votes
>over 60% say they aren't getting it
Are people seriously saying that this game won't be DOA at this point?
>>334992303
He looks like erron black
>>334988995
I used to play on the same server. Until the game became total garbage anyway
>>334992303
>die
look again anon
>>334992372
Why are you acting like /v/ is everyone getting it?
>>334992303
How do robots die in Overeatch's world?
Why aren't their consciousness or whatever constantly backed up in a Cloud service or something.
>>334991743
What? Buying the game and then having microtransactions and real money loot crates are superior to just buying the game?
>>334992303
Those bullets didn't even penetrate
>>334988995
Shoutout to Bleeding Hollow
But you're still a shitter for having DOTA in your name.
>>334991715
>this meme is better than the other meme
They're both fucking stupid.
>>334992303
>No blood
>>334974116
>secondaries
>>334987989
>>334987807
I don't understand your point, the imagery in that character skin is common among certain native tribes, just stylized and dramatized. Is it wrong for any culture to make a depiction of any other culture? You know like 95% of artwork over the course of humanity depicting other cultures typically reduces things into tangible images/trends/stereotypes as a means of identification and recognition?
>>334980949
What does your wife's son think?
>>334992723
Oh boy
>>334975930
somebody hasn't heard of feminist pornography
>>334991946
>you cannot depict any culture in any media because it's racist
>>334992621
>Battleborn
>60 for base edition
>Pay for heroes
>season pass nonsense
>Overwatch
>40 for base game
>all maps and future heroes will be free
>option to buy cosmetics, though you'll get them for free playing the game anyway
objectively Overwatch is the better value
>>334992562
>Why aren't their consciousness or whatever constantly backed up in a Cloud service or something.
That isn't really how any sort of evolving ai would ever feasibly operate.
The act of booting up an ai that advanced would would change variables and there by change personality.
And since they have souls or some shit it is probably a sin to restart them or something.
>>334991585
Does their entire character revolve around parroting things the writer found off the internet? Because that's the problem.
>>334992917
The remaining heroes for Battleborn will be free though, and maps likely too. The season pass gives you access to DLC, which will most likely be PvE stuff.
>>334992562
Why aren't their AIs interconnected, making it literally one person or at least a hivemind?
Is Zayra the easiest of all tanks?
>>334992787
>muh appropriation
>>334993734
I'd say D Va is, Zarya is great if you have a lot of teammates pushing on their own though
>you will never be a lesbian super heroine falling in love with your sworn enemy
Hold me /v/
>>334993870
Hope there's an Appleseed variant skin.
>>334992917
The heroes will be free. Unlocking heroes is lame though.
>>334976236
I like thick women to but I seriously want you faggots to off yourselves whenever you type this gay meme.
>>334987807
>futa
I have no problem with it and enjoy it occasionally but does EVERY sfm artist have to do it? Like do you get banned from whatever if you don't upload futa? Fuck.
>>334974003
POST SYMMETRA, YOU FAGGOTS
>>334994571
commissions son, why do you think everything that's not futa has niggers in it? people commission the artists
>>334994981
I know but is sfm strictly commisions?
Its what i've been fapping to exclusively outside of old favorites its literally futa. Niggershit started coming recently like a couple of months ago.
>>334994013
It's an abstract kind of feel.
>>334975769
GIVE ME
THE PORN
>>334988548
kek
>>334994571
It ain't even futa, just shemales.
>>334992917
I wish Battleborn was as polished as Overwatch.
It'd be nice to have two amazingly polished games to play. Instead, we have a quirky one with many rough edges and a "traditional" shooter that doesn't change up many things but has polish out of the wazoo.
Gearbox really should've spent a lot more time on polish.
>>334975523
>ohnoabonerohno.avi
>>334988995
>Bleeding Hollow and Overwatch access
are you me
>>334994225
Don't forget: Gearbox is a sack of sellout dicks.
>Locked one character on the PC Beta, but didn't turn off their unlock quest and announcements
>Didn't lock it on PS4 cause Sonybucks
>>334988995
>Dota
That better stand for "Daughter of the Abyss."
>>334988179
Sells
>>334976012
seems legit
>>334976236
That looks like my girlfriend
>>334975930
We have always been good neighbours with /u/
Unknown Solider hero guy (forgot his name) is Widow's husband. That one guy who used to be some major player in overwatch.
>>335001239
Soldier 76? No he isn't
It's said in widow's bio that she was married to Gérard Lacroix
and we know that soldier 76 is jack morrison
>>334987989
>>334991946
Only whiney white people give a shit about this.
>>335000342
Add a real shooting to the end of that gif
>>334995154
Think about the people who make this stuff. They aren't exactly right in the head.
SFM is 99% garbage because these faggots can't help but put dicks on everything. It's a garbage fetish in the same tier as furry, vore, scat and gore.
>>334995647
That's exactly what futa is. Now watch some degenerate do some mental gymnastics to try and say otherwise.
>>334992707
is she drinking out of his pissbottle
that's kind of gross
>>335001784
No it isn't. Please don't talk about shit you don't understand.
>>335001784
Kinda but you are trying to put real world definitions on a designed 3d model.They take existing women models and add a poorly modeled dick. It reminds me of strapon and T on female.
>>334974003
Meh. The game is fun don't get me wrong. Just not full price fun. There are plenty of games just as good you can play for free.
>>334992435
Which is awesome.
>>334976095
Just did
I can't fap to this because I'm laughing every other page. Fucking hell.
>>334988552
And Battleborn plays like a watered down version of Smite with character abilities ripped wholesale from Smite
>>334993236
This.
If anything Battleborn only proves that although Anthony Burch is long gone from Gearbox, his meme-writing stench still lingers.
Mei is the best
>>334975930
>he doesn't like one nice thing with another nice thing
you'll never push farts out of symmetrahttp://rule34hentai.net/image/157649
>>334987762
MNC is the better game.
>>334992372
/v/ is a bunch of butthurt autists that got their fee fees hurt when their shitty private WoW server got destroyed, so the fact that 35% said they're getting it is still impressive for you shitstains.
>>335003753
>being this butthurt no one wants to play this unoriginal and uninspired game from what is probably one of the jewiest compaies other than EA
>>335003445
fucking my sides i cant unhear it
>>335003445
MY DICK
did anyone ever use farts?
I just realized I have LITERALLY never seen anyone talk about Lucio in any of these threads.
>>334976459
She's the one fucking them.
>>335008953
It's usually just people posting JSR songsPLACE YOUR BETS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
>>335008953
lucio is definitely one of the best characters in the game and generally was pretty fun to play. however his design is fucking awful
>>335008953
What's there to talk about? He's so good there's 2 of them on every comp team.
>go to bed
>wake up
>thread is still up
>>335010753
It's a good thread
>>335000845
>>334976132
Kill yourself sc/u/m.
>>335012018
fags not welcome
best grill
>tfw there's very little art of best girl
>>334974003
nah. an mmo has to tickle all my fancies to get me interested. otherwise I'd rather play a single player game
>>335005491
>>335015231
>mmo
What?
Tracer's in hots now, and looking forward to the open beta. SFM porn is shit, though.
>tfw no beta
Waiting for F2P.
>>335015349
>ass is smaller
>>335015771
>SFM porn is shit
You're just not finding the right artists.
>Been playing Blizzard games since Warcraft 2
>Never been invited into any beta
Fuck actiblizzard
>>334980949
Hi John.
>>334994571
>tfw futa smf turned you gay
>Everyone keeps saying Zarya is Tumblr
>She's actually super fucking racist to robots
Do any of you actually play the games you talk shit about?
>>335019097
Tumblr/SJWs ARE incredibly racist and pro-segregation.
>>335019097
If /v/ played they game, they would realize the girl closer to tumbleh is Mei who they waifu.
>>335019097
Omnics are a fucking abomination. She isn't racist. She's right.
>>335019097
>implying anyone has played the game
>implying her design isn't hideous
>implying tumblr isn't full of hate
>>335019097
>racist to robots
and tumblr is racist to whites
>yet another arena shooter
not in the slightest bit. but i hope there's most sfm porn.
>>335019407
And /v/ is racist to literally everything else, what's the big deal
>>334974116
This desu the game looks like a standard online shooter.
>Justice rains from ab- AAAAHK
>>335019185
There really is no tumblr character, everyone just looked as zarya's hair and memed all over.
>>335019970
That they did, along with her physique. The hair should've been brunette or something.
>>335019510
Tumblrina spotted
As a brown person, ya'll motherfuckers need Jesus
All this talk about white privilege and I've never fuckin seen it
Whitey had it hard in my life
>>335019407
>waahhhh im a victiiim
lmao
>>335019514
Cause this is anonymous imageboard
People say dumb stupid shit and know it doesn't define them
Tumblrinas make their hate their identity
>>335019514
>what's the big deal
There is none? I was just pointing out a similarity
>>335020234
>People say dumb stupid shit and know it doesn't define them
This place is full of dumb, impressionable teenagers. I wouldn't be surprised.
>>334988179
Not being made by the guys who ruined Aliens
>>335020098
But then how would anyone know she's a female?
This is probably literally the argument they used in the character design meetings
>>335021674
Her voice and remodeling her face? Yeah that's pretty shit that they couldn't think of that and just made her hair a different color.
>>335021674
To be fair, if she had brown hair she'd just look like this.
>>334974003
No. I'd be playing the best shooter right now if it weren't for the obscene amount of hackers and shitty tech issues.R6 Siege
>>335019407
>racist to whites
>>335021674
I never said her hair wasn't shit, they could just give her a more feminine hairdo like some kind of pixie cut.
>>335020234
The entire problem is that /v/ turned from nerdy 16-26 year olds ten years ago to highly impressionable 12-22 year olds today.
So it's really hard to tell what's NOT just trolling anymore. In fact, that's why it's shitposting now in the first place.
>>335019407
>racist to white
are you retarded?
only minorities can be discriminated
>>335021856
1/10 got me to respond
>>335012336
>TIMES CHANGE
>>334975930
>homosexual women
Those don't exist.
JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE
