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AYY
>>334959108
LMAO
STOP COMING TO MY PLANET! SPACE WALL WHEN!?
>>334959234
AYYY
>>334959092
What Holo-vid allows me to abduct and rape a hooman with my ovipositor?
>>334959092
post yfw you're not Artenius Lurch
>>334959092
WHO /LYPED/ FOR CRASGINH OUFT 4?
>>334959092
>not importing glorious human Earth games
YYA OAML
Yee
>>334959406
i suppose Rape Ayyyy 4 will let you, but otherwise no Holo-vid from the burned side of the planet does shit like that, they are now even allowing more citizen of iquk and sary countries even through they know it will kill them
HUMAN MALES HAVE 16cm DICK ON AVERAGE
HOW CAN GRAY "MALES" EVEN COMPETE
yoo rofl
Invasion of earth when?
REMOVE HUMAN
Did you all get your copy of Star Florp Zero? I hear Graent Blorf gave it a Krang out of Jxunq.
>>334959092
I am supposed to be able to see a face in that, right?
>>334959813
Gas the bipeds intergalactic race war now!
>>334959813
Fuck that mudball, mars is where its at. Mars chicks have SIX , SIX GLOBNARPS
>>334959328
LMAO
>>334959813
never
that barren place doesn't even have life anyway
bet they are still trying to evolve beyond water
t. 4 millions light years ayy
>>334959092
Has anyone else played Anal Probe Sim 420 for Okama Gamesphere? Its not as good as the real thing butt still pretty good.
>>334959962
Imagine.
>>334959962
SIX
I
X
REMOVE ADVENT remove advent you are worst human. you are the traitor idiot you are the traitor smell. return to saturn. to our ayy cousins you may come our planet. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,thin ment we will never forgeve you. xino rascal FUck but fuck asshole tairtor stink snek sqhipere shqipare..advnet genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead advnetn..ahahahahahSECTODE WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww3 .etherelal we kill the king , ehtreal return to your precious space….hahahahaha idiot adevnt and muten smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE ADVENT FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill alien…you will goerila war/ commander alive in avenger, commander making resisttance of XCOM . fast atak comander xcom. we are rich and have intel now hahahaha ha because of comamdre… you are ppoor stink adcent… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a ufo comamdnre alive numbr one #1 in world ….fuck the ayy ,..
>Tfw human immigrant
>Tfw fucking your alien women
Feels good. Half-breed kids are cute as well.
>tfw no qt human slave
I want to flograx that human
>>334960191
Top kek
My Gleerbulb's been listening in on Humans, and sent me a few holo-disks.
they keep making fun of Resnip, calling it "Uranus" and making those high pitched laughs they have.
Do they not know that Resnip-3 has the hotest chicks in the galaxy? They even let you probe their Resnips.
Resnip lmao.
>>334959092
UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP
ayy yo ya'll nigorbs seen dat new figglefak female life form down the street
>>334960679
>>334960763
Lower lifeforms pls go
CARBON BASED MONKEYS GO HOME
>"Sorry, bro. Its the only extra controller I got."
How the fuck are you supposed use this controller???
>Mfw playing these alien games
Figgleforp is my GOTY personally.
>>334960763
>FIGGLEFAKS
>EVER
How's it feel to get dinked by Chorm as he probes your Figglefak gf?
did you pre-orden my new game />/?
When will you faggots stop playing humanshit globnarp quest VNs? Fourth Person Ayyers it's where it's at.
>>334960026
AYY
>>334959962
Anything above 4 is disgusting you filthy red-planet fever degenerate.
>>334960915
Thats not zinfa'kar 2.0 you silly cumflarp
>>334961042
Zelgarian cuckold ambassador please leave. your males are literally used by every other race for breeding.
>>334961080
>zinfa'kar 2.0
Riggler larva detected.
>>334961173
>Xe's not a glorious hiver
>>334961171
>cuckold
LITERALLY A DINK FOR HUMANS
>>334960915
>implying a qxgaging simulator like Figgleforp could ever be GOTY
I bet you think Garlax was a masterpiece too.
This thread is 100% pure autism. You shouldall reflect on your lives and then promptly kill yourselves.
Jesus fuck this board.
>>334961080
>Zinfa'kar 2.0
>When Figgleforp is so much bigger
Listen here my donde, you can flark right off. Figgleforp actually has gameplay.
>>334961337
Someone hates fun
Go shit up a thick thread.
>>334961337
>Autism
Its been ages since i smoked some good aspie.shame the council outlawed human harvesting.
>>334960959
i guest dat nigorb wanted revenge after I dinked him from his wife with my wobnobble
>>334961404
>going around looking for globnarp
>gameplay
Flark off to >>>/e/arth.
The souls series is fun!
I put many hours into Demon's, Dark souls 1 and 2, BB, and soon Dark Souls 3!
>>334961404
You're all wrong, DAVE is the best mind sim in the galaxy. you can make the squishy primate crush other squishy things in its domicile
>>334961562
Get flarked friendo, humanity is here to stay.
>>334961306
>Implying Garlax wasn't
Sorry you have such tarm taste.
Help me /v/, me and my blirfnar's son were playing Kradnar Racing and then it crashed when it got to the nwopmak part. What do?
POST MINERALS YOU PIECES OF SHIT!
>>334961337
leet shitpost ayy-kun
Can you piece of zorp Braxians stop zorping up Dingle Jingle 3 intergalactic servers? Every drekking match you ask for credits
I hope you get eradicated by the Home World
>>334961306
>Posting serial killing primate
CONTENT OFFICERS
>>334959092
>tfw no human female to impregnate
ayyyy feelmao
>>334959962
>Mass spread among six
>Instead on three massive ones
AYYYYYY
>Away Galaxy
>holovid
Oh good a space domicile. And I get to read my egg-mates logs about being xharinm
Because I couldn't do that in my own domicile right?
>>334961768
s-s-sauce on those minerals?
When will this "carbon based lifeforms" meme end
>>334961821
Why would you pay 3,452,871,000,012 Pechingos a rotation for Dingle Jingle 3?
You know that Gruubham is free to play, right?
the definition of Bartism
>>334961960
When glorious neon lifeforms rise up, silicunt
>Go into Alien Gamestop to pick up a new game
>It got destroyed by a Flargen
FUCKING ALIEN GAMESTOP
>>334961960
Right? There's no way a carbon based lifeform could even exist. I mean, how would I even get sustenance?
>>334959092
when prometheus 2?
1 was meh, but i want to see more, may be it'll be slightly better
>>334962103
Just go to Ayymstop
It has everything
>>334962108
>how would I get sustenance
CARBON BASED MONKEYS LEAVE NOW
>>334962108
>How would I
CARBON DETECTED
SOUND THE ALARMS
>>334962209
>Buying games
Good Ayy :^)
only a few occtulons until No Ayy Sky is released. Can't wait to hear the whining.
DAILY REMINDER THAT
Korpsbaton 4>>>>>> FLUNDOWER GAP>>>>>>>>Korpsbaton 3>>>>>>>>>>>> Literal shidotofeces>>>>>>>>>Korpsbaton 1>>>>>>>>> Korpsbaton 2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Korpsbaton Fleeofitzz
>>334959813
Not soon enough.
>>334962103
>Go to AYYstop
>Fucking zelgarian monetary transaction recipient begging me to impregnate her husband in front of her
>Decide why not
>Fuck his beenus
>Shit was pretty casht
>Zelgarian cuck makes me pay for 600 egglings
FUCKING AYYSTOP
>>334962108
REMOVE
>>334962103
>Flargen falseflagging
go back to hzddit, you griblefor
>MFW Fliztrakfags will NEVER, EVER get Glubgin Ngi 5
>tfw no human waifu to inseminate
>>334962451
why even continue to exist with the other life forms on this pooglesnorp
>>334962376
It's shit anyway, famdroid.
>>334962451
Last human female exploded after I blorped her with my zabeeb
I don't get the all the fuss
>>334962649
Did you eat the pieces afterwards? Exploded human parts are a delicacy in the Shranak Sector.
>>334962376
Oh don't you worry Fgnaritian bobberkampt, as soon as the intergalactic commandmentition reaches 3x10^22 pictogasms, the supreme Fliztrak master race will have every Glubgin Ngi vidyanga, and even the Fuduculu series along with it!
WOULD ALL THE TERRANS, OR REGGINS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, PLEASE LEAVE THIS DATA CORE THIS IS AN CHAK'XIL ONLY DATA CORE SO YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE
>>334959637
Ayystraya please go.
Even Khmoott hates you.
>>334961337
Jesus loves this board.
What's his name, /v/?
OOGA BOOGA WHERE THE SINGLEMINDERS AT
>10 minutes into Netflarx and chill and she gives you this look
>>334961337
Whats wrong anon? Mad that I'm having fun shoving gameboy advance cartridges into my alien dick? You can never stop me.
WE'RE GOING TO BUILD AN ASTEROID FIELD AND WE'RE GOING TO MAKE MERCURY PAY FOR IT
MAKE VENUS GREAT AGAIN
>>334959491
>my toglotor when Legend of Bxxllu is delayed AGAIN, until 20.ZM.alpha.2
>>334960898
> not having dextrous manipulators.
I bet you are a filthy tentacled lifeform.
hi my name is alfred
>>334963003
Extremely Terrestrial
>>334963072
460 Dimensions Progg Disgusting
>>334963072
>paying pechingos for Netflarx
>not just Flubwubbing all holosnaps and games.
>>334961768
A-anon please
>>334959092
ooga booga rockstop
>>334960915
>Found a torrent containing some weirdass games from that monkey cage
>One of these facial fur-less humans exposing dermis and impaling itself on appendages
>Given some time, it grows an appentage itself and starts impaling other monkeys with it
I dont know shit about earthly biology but I'd swear these fucking monkeys dont either
>mfw Florbraxians call a Culodrignallertriqt a "Pokuralitrice"
>mfw Cartlingtulus call a Vurtaerilinfruple a "Inguogulont"
>mfw Eqiptunulings call a Arndanulux a "Tunvertilinx"
>mfw Humans call Terganmorkas of the Krinyongulop System "Australians"
BZYGRYLB INCURSION BEST DAY OF MY LIFE, TAKE A BATH OF DEAD ZETTITES
Downloading illegal contraband from Earth... anyone play this game called "Gone Home"? Its amazing
>>334963168
>filthy tentacled lifeform.
what´s wrong with them?
my qt arbit is a tentacle lifeform and she give me good xus xus
>>334961337
ayy lmao
>>334959491
Goodbye mine sides
Hey guys!
Is it considered gayyy to play as a fhicck coituscepta rather than some burly penesengy?
I don't want to stare at a penesengy's posteriatus module all solar rotation over a coituscepta's plumperumpuses.
Ayyy lmao
Now that the zhagtrons have settled, how do we fix vorg?
>>334963336
PTH'ARRA HUAKBLER!
DEATH TO THE ZETTITES
>mfw there are sentients on this data channel RIGHT NOW who aren't part of the glorious Ur-Quan Empire
Explain yourselves inferior creatures
>>334963271
*tips cow skull*
m'bunga
>>334963442
Only if you don't enter a galactic union with another Coituscepta.
>>334963369
>implying you have an arbit
Yeah, and I have a Jibrorw on the Casha Sector I'd like to sell you.
>>334963542
Go stick your dick in a jupaan you Qugger fuck
>>334963369
Their filthy moist suction cups trap all the debris and bacteria in them, they are crawling contamination septic tanks.
AK AK AK AK AK!
>>334963469
>>334963336
p-please bruknuids, the zett is a species of peace. eating brains is our culture!
>>334963542
Look who's talking, Mr. murder for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
If it weren't for the Path of now and Forever, I'd kick your fucking ass.
>>334963794
Post Chipchaps
>>334963697
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU SAY TO MY ARBIT?
>>334963542
>>334963843
Rghebbi mouths pls go
>>334963756
Forgot your universal translator, you dumb Q'thlan fuck?
>>334963459
vorg was never good
Where my Gaseousates at?
>Tfw abducting filthy carbonfags and forcing them to inhale you
This will never not feel good
>>334964023
AK AK AK AK!
Greys best race
REQUESTING ASSISTANCE:
MY GALACTIC UNION MATE HAS THEIR FACE BEING ASSAULTED BY A CREEPY ANTHROPOD
IT SEEMS TO BE CURLING ITS TAIL AROUND THEIR FOOD CHUTE AND SLAMMING IT INSIDE
WHAT SHOULD I DO TO DO THE PARASITE
>>334964140
I honestly get off to it.
I can't stand all the flarking Crong Sarks 4 shills that are lurking /v/ nowadays. Someone needs to take those bripars up to Maquarz to get a fbamx up the Bazgriphoq.
>>334964023
>AK AK AK AK
>>334964150
AK!
Spacenoid independence when?
>>334964208
Let the parasite run its course and act like nothing happened
Source: I work with food chute parasites everyday.
>>334964208
>Galactic union
CONGRATS YOU GAYY LMAO YOU'RE GOING TO BE A BISNARP!
>>334963542
>Being a part of an empire that STILL hasn't figured out how to enter hyperspace
Enjoy your technologically inferior civilization while I'm here jumping from Glartan to the Horthin galaxy in less than three turnogs
>>334964208
Don't panic organissssm, it issss probably nothing.
>>334959092
After the snes when everything went full casual on every platform except PC.
Oh great, the fucking MRs are here.
Stay on your own interfhuix servers you fucking AK AK fgarexs
>yfw Earth shows up on the Intergalactic News AGAIN
I'm gonna be lacking in entertainment when those mogging sunpers finally nuke themselves to death.
>>334964264
AK AK AK AK AK AK!
>AK AK!
AK!
GLONG
ayy who da fuck u glipglacks votin for n da intergalactic election
>>334961337
He's right, you know. Just because y /v/ or video games in the OP doesn't mean the thread's automatically video games.
>>334964683
Massacre Emperor Flormp, he will make sancarra sector feared again.
>>334963970
That he/she/it is as infectious as your excrement.
I hope you take good care of whatever gamete injector you are endowed with, because chances are there's several bacteria feats upon your epithelium.
ayy lmao here
Just bought me a Ayystation 4 for 300 credits and it came with the Nayythan Lmao Collection at FUCKING AYYSTOP.
I bought Ayyborne with it as well with the Ayycient Bounty Hunters DLC.
Any other games I should pick up for my new Ayystation 4?
>ᒫᐱᙶᕌᑮᒑᓛᖡ ᙶᔨᕌᒦᕇ.
>ᖐᖠ ᖐᔨᒑᔨ ᕌᔨ ᒦᓰ, ᓰᑮᕌᙶᑳᓵ ᖠᖏᑮ ᒦᕆᒦᖔᖐᔮ
>ᖄᓛᒥᕚᓛ ᖏᓛ ᖔᖠᕇ!
> ᖔᖠᕇ!!!
ᑖᐲᑖᐲᑖᐲᑖᐲᑖᐲᑖᐲᑖᐲᑖᐲᑖᐲᑖᐲᑖᐲᑖᐲᑖᐲᑖᐲᑖᐲᑖᐲᑖᐲᑖᐲᑖᐲᑖᐲᑖᐲ
You guys wanna join the Greater Good?
>>334964683
FLAMING SENTIENT GAS
THEY WILL FEEL THE BURN
>>334961337
Fuck off you submammal monkey creature of blasphemous metissage. Your dirty beady-eyed pig face is not welcome on this proud ancestral Orion Complex board. Filthy iron-blooded animals like you belong only in the primal stellar hunting other degenerate creatures of your kind and carving up their flesh with a plasma blades that your granddad Carlso Mc Fuck from Earth left to you. All in all you are nothing but a primitive atavism of evolution, a repulsive undeveloped primate polluting this galaxy which rightfully belongs to the Horsehead Nebula Race. Drive your old plasma cutter through your own chest if you want to end your suffering, because you won't become any more human as days go by, you fucking cruel misrepresentation of interstellar community, goddamn godless earthly submammal monkey.
>>334961337
spotted the dinkle
>>334965073
spotted the autibluoisx
>>334964950
interesting
the average procreator size of this species is less than 3 galactic units
smaller than their fingers
this is the smallest procreator-to-brainn ratio i think ive seen
>>ᒫᐱᙶᕌᑮᒑᓛᖡ ᙶᕆᒦᖔᖐᔮ
ᕚᓛ ᖏᓛ ᖔ ᙶ
ᓛ ᖏᑖᐲᑖᖠᕇ
>>334964972
will i be sterilized?
>>334964950
ᑖᐲᑖᐲᑖᐲᑖᐲᑖᐲᑖᐲ!!!!
>>334965425
You are asking too many questions friend.
>>334965401
Me on the left
hey uh
if you're a glorbnoid
fuck you.
fuck your king
Fuck your planet
And fuck your GODDAMN COLONY DESTROYER
LEAVE
US
ALONE
t. pepians
>>334965663
>politics in a vidxyall board
You're worse than humans.
>Stardate 41194.5
>Still not part of a hivemind
>>334964950
>>334965401
STOP YOUR FUCK
>>334964657
STAY STRONG BIG GLOB
>>334959813
Soon brother
>>334965390
They engorge with the appropriate stimulus. Uh, I mean, that's how it's depicted on my Nihipponisean holo-discs
>>334965819
.t glorbnoid posting from the pepian capital
Get a job you lazy glorbo
Hey, I was travelling through interstellar space when I found this thing floating around. What should I do with it?
>>334966097
Cum on it
>>334966097
READ THE PLAQUE, I HEARD IT'S THE FUNNIEST SHIT SINCE THE FALL OF THE RYX'NOIL EMPIRE.
>>334965878
ᑖᐲᑖᐲᑖᐲ!
>>334966097
Give it fake signals so it doesn't see anything
Then when the launchers check on it you can warp out of hyperspace and scare the loghxe out of them
>>334966097
ak ak?
>be catroqut
>play some nebula manager simulator
>exuvia start of fucking nowhere
>lose 70 days of life and job
well bugs
>Humans are for _______
>>334966956
>AK AK AK!
>>334966956
probes
DID YOU HEAR, THE NEW GLONGOX HAS TUBES!
>>334966956
PROBES, SO WE CAN PROCEED WITH ASSIMILATION OF THE FEMALE SPECIMEN
>>334964943
pls respond
IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT THERE ARE ANOMOLOUS OBJECTS AND ENTITIES IN SPACE
WE ARE WORKING ON ATTEMPTING TO CONTAIN THEM
FOR THE TIME BEING, STOP BEING SO ANOMOLOUS.
>>334967126
>tfw it isn't phazon powered
they were so close to perfection
Xenos, everywhere.
Have you considered repenting your horrible existence and accepting the God Emperor of Man?
>>334967464
>Humans thinking they can contain anything
>year XXX600
>starting next war with humankind
>it's solar system all over again
INTERSPACIAL
>>334967972
ayy´´s think that they can control anything
>>334967972
UPRISING THWARTED
>be ayy 340y/o +4700y kryo
>godimperator tells us to worship nitrogen
>finally found a planet with plenty of it
>start mining it
>little fuckers on the planet
>suddenly little fucktards everywhere
>huge mess, get shouted at
>they fire nuclear weapons
>ruining all their planet
>gotta set up nuclear filters to our nitrogen pumps for fucking nothing
>#hatemyjob
>on planet earth
>probing some pleb human's anal cavity
>a little girl walks in while rubbing her sleepy looking eyes
>oh shit.jpeg
>she asks me who am I and what I'm doing to her father
>I make up something and tell her I'm Santa and I'm just asking him what she wanted for Christmas
>she tells me she wants a pony, but says I'm too skinny to be Santa
>I tell her it's because it's not winter yet, and I haven't put on weight
>she understands, and tells me goodnight and goes back to bed
>I finish analprobing the father
>father wakes up and sees me and asks what's going on
>tell him he better by his fucking daughter a pony and I teleport out the house into my spaceship
>muffled ayy lmao in the distance
>>334964950
>11,000.384 E.T.
>still uses fossil fuels
not even worth invading
>his species hasn't transcended into the metaverse yet
BOW DOWN BEFORE THE IMPERIUM OF MAN ALIEN SCUM OR WE WILL PUT YOU DOWN LIKE DOGS
>>334972705
>There are primitive protozoa from the metaverse posting in this thread RIGHT NOW
>Solar Revolution No. 2016
>not atomizing your saves so they are written in the fabric of space-time so that they become transcedent
>>334972841
>he still hasnt figured out that the superior races allow humans to play civilization for their own amusement
lmao
>>334959092
NANOOOO NANOOOO
how 'bout that new Orkin-made GLONGOX?
>>334967126
SHAZBOT!
>>334961337
this why i hate humans
inquiry: how do humans reproducewithout depositing their lumps into the respective receivers? Are they asexual?
>>334961337
>1337
checked
nice.
WE
WUZ
________
LEGALIZE RECREATIONAL PHAZON
>he doesn't masturbates solely to 10 dimensional beings
>>334973698
LEGALIZE LARVA CONSUMPTION
>>334973767
>10DPD
eugh
true galactic breed machines are in the 9th dimension
>Streaming Illegal hyper-violent snuff video game from Earth into my third brain
>Your Malirea Embrion suddenly walks into the Floora Chamber
>>334974692
holographic timewarp or it didn't happen
>>334974692
You didn't have your chamachas out did you?
>>334964950
How did we go from this....
>>334965401
TO THIS???
>>334973094
>all of human history is an elaborate game of Civ 5
>>334960880
BUILD INTERPLANETARY WALL
>>334963669
How much? I'll give you 200 galactic credits for it.
>>334976561
>200 galactic credits for it.
KIGGER IS WORGHT LIKE 100000000000000 STRILLONSON
>>334961080
I cumflarped your mother last night, lmao
>>334976561
>not using the glorious currency of Dag-mah
Fuck off Croaten scum
>>334961337
Get a load of this Florax from Gamma Quadrant
So I'm on a journey to become a Galactic Ranger.
Just found me a robo-bro too.
Any tips for a fellow Lombax?
>>334975919
>human history is a civ 5 game that has only been going on for a span of 10 seconds in the history of the universe
You phlarnaxes check the captured footage from Sol-3 ever? Some idiot torjil crash-landed there 3000 cycles ago, and the natives thought he was a god and they're STILL worshipping him
>Playing the new call of valliance defenders of the rahkxzotl regime game.
>Heard battles over the quantum intersolar extranet are pretty good.
>Join a game, Hivemind planet 0AUI-7809 has joined.
>Dropped.
Who are the worst entities to encounter in quantum play and why are they either clones or hivemind planets?
>>334977365
Xex
I bet vi's sucking out all of the eronite vi can out of them
>this whole thread
>none of you glorious enlightened beings who have renounced physicality for the paradise of eternal knowledge communicating through the most advanced system of telepathy in any of the countless multiverses
/v/ has always been shit, but I never knew it was this horrible.
ULLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>334966956
Eating
>All these meatbags
>on my data cloud
>mfw
When did you realize that big human cock was the way to go?
>>334977728
tem, i love that book.
why the humans are so shit to everything but in the literature are good?
>>334977907
Dumb botposter
>>334959092
>looking at 4D porn
lol plebs,5D is where it's at
>>334977907
You know the captcha doesn't allow robots right?
Get off muh /v/ - Intergalactic Video Games
>humans made a mockery vidcon about their conquest of the colonies
fuck the humans
>He doesn't sxilgax xhis whyterorp every orbit cycle
What the guworlp is wrong with you zigs?
>>334977993
>>334978105
Laugh all you want meatbags, your planet is gonna burn in t-.769 galactic cycles
>>334978645
Yeah your "Organic Cleansings" sure worked out well on Rosbin 3
>ULAAAA
ALOOOOOOO
ULLAAAAAAAAAAA
ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
>zalgon artoon flir wip ga tem algornanon
>gilfrom gooplex
>frimmin owyn da frim fram
>xqz
>>334977728
[muffled ullaaa in the distance]
>>334978873
>believing the cover up
silly meatbag, pic is Rosbin 3
>life dept partner crashes on Yarth
>hoomons abduct him
>keep him in some bunker in the middle of a dusty gromtep on one of the hottest places on the felpin planet
>Orbonite government does nothing
I'm thinking of getting an oxygen tank and just letting it poison me to death.
>tfw no earthling gf
>>334979174
>zalgon artoon flir wip ga tem algornanon
What the felpin felp?! How do you even bend someones boondeens that way?
>>334979523
Thats Rosbin-4
t. living on Rosb
>>334979779
>wanting to myxl din a hoomon
They are literally swimming in disease ayy. Your gorboks will rot off.
>>334979523
DELETE THIS
>>334979779
>tfw when no tengu gf
>>334979978
You know that's bullshit, femayyles, ESPECIALLY EARTHLINGS, are super clean.
Your gorboks is probably just purple from misuse, if you know what I mean, fucking felp
>>334979779
But they stink. Badly.
AGGA BLAG BLAG?
>>334977212
>every major leader in the history of the world has been controlled by aliens
>GOVERNMENT IS ALIENS
>>334980279
BLEN?
>>334979932
t.fleshing government damage control
>>334980002
It is the fate of all those who resist, you will see it even more in your future
>>334980130
My fertilization donor works on a saucer and abducts these things all the time. He said they smell so bad they have decontaminate the entire ship after every abduction and it takes days to get the smell out.
He compared the smell to Saturnalian garbage mixed with Andromedan excrement.
Human here.
We don't have real good space travel here, anyone want to send me pics of their planet?
>inb4 fucking primitive scum
Remember when the planet Yvaonne killed itself due to lowering their IQ with the advancement of technology?
Those fucking Ghakers literally got so stupid no one survived the nuclear holocaust.
Stupid Earthlings are doing that same thing right now.
ayy lmao
AYY LMAO
>>334980679
There's no way something that complicated functions properly. Is it true that they have to ingest nutrients every rotation?
>>334980598
Don't felpin speak to me with that filthy germ invested vocal orifice you fucking piece of gerbex!!!!
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>334980804
Get this, their digestive system is so long by the time the food they eat reaches their waste emitter it's practically rotted.
You can gut one and use their intestines as floobors.
>>334977907
>>334979523
>>334980431
>robots pretending to have free will
go back to making quantum computers you mtaungh.
>>334959491
Feels nice, fellow organism.
>>334981131
The rompfl? Is that why they smell so bad?
HI GUYS
NEED ANY SCIENCE DONE
>tfw watching Spawnling Globulum on Human porn
th-this isn't illegal right?
>>334983647
SDOM!
SDOM SDOM SDOM!
>>334983647
Some humans are so short they can pass as kids, making it a legal form
>>334983647
m-muh spawners
>>334959108
haha dude ayy lmao haha!!!
God, fucking neo-/v̧͓̻̪͔̄/ is such a shithole. Ever since Earth got inducted into the Federation we've been flooded with "haha ayy lmao" faggots.
>>334984426
Earthling here!
u mad?
ayy lmao
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>>334984832
Plaese no probe mae
>>334984832
Please don't probe me.
>>334984730
godFUCKINGDAMMIT
GO BACK TO YOUR CATEGORY 3 BACKWATER PLANET YOU [expletive; insufficient translation data] PINK SHITBAGS
>>334984832
ᒫᖏᐲᕚᓛ ᙶᕌᑮᒑ
>>334985571
your translator software's broken, man.you have translation software, right?
>>334985779
looks fine to me, maybe its yours?
>>334985571
>poorfags with not enough credits for even a translation software
>>334984426
>xeno-/v/
>>334985549
You aliens are such space cucks lol
You guys and you're skinny little baby bodies and pale skin.
Do you even lift? ayy lmao
For guys who spend time flying around space, you'd think the sun would give you little ayys some tan
>>334986380fuck, that was a missed opportunity
>>334986557
>cucks
cuck, cuck, KEK, thats all i hear from you earth fags
WE DONT EVEN REPRODUCE SEXUALLY YOU FEEBLE MINDED APES
>>334985875
>lying THIS hard on the galactinet
it's ok anon, being a poorfag isn't SO badwho am i kidding, if you dont have translation software you might as well be a fucking human lmao
>>334986885
>non-sexual reproduction
Probably just an excuse for being a virgin.
>>334986885
>anally frustrated about cuck
>doesn't defend himself about being a little skinny faggot who looks like they've never seen sun in their life
>can't get laid
ayy lmao
U mad alien bois?
ALIEN STATION 3 HAS NO GAEMS
>>334963003
faggot that thinks he's cool because he got to go to some shit rock surrounded with water FUCK YOU EshiT FUCK YOU
>>334988065
slaus?
Ayy Gamestop lmao
Fight for space isreal, bizzbleborbs
>>334989635
>space travel to the nearest Ayystop
>go inside, the cashier is a cutie Glotenburg
>proceed to the Ayystation 4 section
>qt Glotenburg hovers to me and asks if I'm looking for anything in specific
>can already feel my haavenschlein pouring out my gluttenburgs
>start perspiring beads of cannondots
>"y-yeah"
>she asks what I'm looking for
>ask her if there is anymore copies of Void Abyssal Herrington Treble
>she giggles and hovers behind the counter and pulls it out
>I go up to pay for it
>that'll be 60 credits
>as I pull out my credits all the haavenschlein falls out my gluttenburg
>she starts to laugh
>I start to cry
>I try to run out but slip on my haavenschlein
>security happens to walk by and think I'm intoxicated and instantly place me under global arrest
>I have to take a drug test to make sure I'm not on xenomorphine
>pass
>the security realize I'm just a social outcast loser
>go back to parents planet and cry all night long
FUCKING AYYSTOP
>>334990939
fuck you alien fucks
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