>2016 = 1986 + 30
it's metroid's 30th anniversary this year!
you are a high ranking exec at nintendo - what do you do to celebrate it?
>>334949568
Release an awful spinoff
Metroid: Other M: Another M
>>334949568
Nothing.
>>334949568
Take a dump on it, literally
Fap to Samus
>>334949568
Fire off a twitter post saying we have something special to announce and only release an Other M theme on the 3DS theme shop.
>>334949568
But Zero Mission is already on the Virtual Console isn't that enough. But for realz the only new Metroid experiences I could get now are from hacks of Super and that's it.
>>334949568
I just want them to leave Metroid alone forever. Modern Nintendo doesn't deserve this franchise
Mass produce Samus sexbots and sexdolls for the poorfags.
Super Metroid HDGravity suit locked behind a new Samus amiibo.